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I need the recipe for I don't know or I don't care funny designed white flour sack kitchen towel

I need the recipe for "I don't know" or "I don't care" It's a family request for dinner and I can't seem to find any recipes funny designed Flour Sack white kitchen towel is a perfect unique gift for your favorite person that makes lists. This towel also makes a great housewarming gift, birthday gift or just because! The writing color will vary, as the kitchen towels are already packaged, if there is a certain writing color that you would like to request, please add in comments and we will do our best to try to honor your request.

Flour sack dish towels are called “flour sack” because they are modeled after the thin cotton bags that flour and grain used to be packed in, which were re-used as towels. The thin cotton yarn and the looser weave make for a towel that’s extra absorbent. You can even air dry your salad greens; the super absorbent nature of flour sack towels makes them great for drying delicate greens. Also, flour sack towels are lint free! Which means no more fuzzies on your wine glasses when you wipe them dry!

Flour sack towels are also softer and significantly larger than a standard kitchen towel….and more towel is always a good thing! You can use these towels for drying, wiping, cleaning, or dusting and they can be used for fun decorations.

Each flour sack kitchen towel measures 28 in. x 29 inches (Product dimensions L x W x H – 28 x 29 x 29 inches). They are 100% cotton, durable and absorbent. These are flat woven towels; they are perfect for cooking or baking and can safely be used around food such as covering dough for rising or as a food strainer. These towels also double as a kind of strainer or cheese cloth; the fine weave means you can strain sauces and broths through a flour sack towel to clarify them. Flour sack kitchen towels are sturdy, highly absorbent, dry quickly, and are designed to stand up to most any cleaning job. The towels easily withstand frequent washings and are made for repeated daily use.

The flour sack kitchen towel is a quality item with versatility and utility, we offer everyday designs and special occasion designs. Our flour sack towels are a great gift idea and very inexpensive!

Care instructions: Machine wash cold, no bleach, no softener. Do not dry clean. Do not iron. Tumble dry low.

Due to different light settings the actual color might vary a bit from the pictures.

Current Turnaround Time due to upcoming Holidays - 1-5 Business Days. While we always use priority shipping options, once shipped we cannot guarantee delivery due to the backlog current being experienced USPS/UPS/FedEx. If you have a strict deadline, please message me when ordering so that I can note any rush requests. Ownership of packages turned over to USPS transfers to the Buyer. We are not responsible for lost, held, damaged packages or delayed packages, once your package(s) leaves our Shop it is completely out of our control. Thank you for understanding!

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I need the recipe for "I don't know" or "I don't care" It's a family request for dinner and I can't seem to find any recipes funny designed Flour Sack white kitchen towel is a perfect unique gift for your favorite person that makes lists. This towel also makes a great housewarming gift, birthday gift or just because! The writing color will vary, as the kitchen towels are already packaged, if there is a certain writing color that you would like to request, please add in comments and we will do our best to try to honor your request.

Flour sack dish towels are called “flour sack” because they are modeled after the thin cotton bags that flour and grain used to be packed in, which were re-used as towels. The thin cotton yarn and the looser weave make for a towel that’s extra absorbent. You can even air dry your salad greens; the super absorbent nature of flour sack towels makes them great for drying delicate greens. Also, flour sack towels are lint free! Which means no more fuzzies on your wine glasses when you wipe them dry!

Flour sack towels are also softer and significantly larger than a standard kitchen towel….and more towel is always a good thing! You can use these towels for drying, wiping, cleaning, or dusting and they can be used for fun decorations.

Each flour sack kitchen towel measures 28 in. x 29 inches (Product dimensions L x W x H – 28 x 29 x 29 inches). They are 100% cotton, durable and absorbent. These are flat woven towels; they are perfect for cooking or baking and can safely be used around food such as covering dough for rising or as a food strainer. These towels also double as a kind of strainer or cheese cloth; the fine weave means you can strain sauces and broths through a flour sack towel to clarify them. Flour sack kitchen towels are sturdy, highly absorbent, dry quickly, and are designed to stand up to most any cleaning job. The towels easily withstand frequent washings and are made for repeated daily use.

The flour sack kitchen towel is a quality item with versatility and utility, we offer everyday designs and special occasion designs. Our flour sack towels are a great gift idea and very inexpensive!

Care instructions: Machine wash cold, no bleach, no softener. Do not dry clean. Do not iron. Tumble dry low.

Due to different light settings the actual color might vary a bit from the pictures.

Current Turnaround Time due to upcoming Holidays - 1-5 Business Days. While we always use priority shipping options, once shipped we cannot guarantee delivery due to the backlog current being experienced USPS/UPS/FedEx. If you have a strict deadline, please message me when ordering so that I can note any rush requests. Ownership of packages turned over to USPS transfers to the Buyer. We are not responsible for lost, held, damaged packages or delayed packages, once your package(s) leaves our Shop it is completely out of our control. Thank you for understanding!

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[zoropookie]

HOW HATERS ARE BORN (HHAB)

♡ chapter thirty-two — do your taxes (💋)

The funniest thing about apple orchards is that there's never just one type of apple orchard.

Why were they all unique? He would never care enough to find out. The main point is that he's got one now; and even with his extensive research on said orchards, he can't even find the proper way to take care of 100 per acre.

That's how he felt as his violet eyes examined the nature, almost with malicious eyes.

The orchard was in its bloom, a quilt of colors as green and gold under the sun had grown duller from the overcast day. It was ironic, really. He was convinced Sumeru never rained except for around the woods, and even then, there’s no thunderstorms. He thought picking a desert would make it so that people wouldn’t feel inclined to figure out where he lives, but at this rate, he was better off just selling the orchard part of the home to some guy who really likes fruit.

Scaramouche— or rather, Kunikuzushi...knew Furina did this on purpose. But jokes on her, really, he has much more discipline than she thinks.

It was taunting him, especially because he knew his lack of expertise and despite that, the trees still stood proud. The rows were endless, each one seemed to rustle softly under the unnatural clouds of the day.

Deciding to leave it, he opted to go back inside and waste away with the nagging feeling of that fucking orchard again. He stepped away as his steps crunched softly on the gravel path back to his front door. It was like the neglect was oddly making them stronger of a threat to him.

It was kind of offensive. How they just live on without him. But it was also what he'd hope would happen with everything anyway. Maybe he didn't know everything about orchards, and maybe he never would. But all he did know was that he wouldn't see himself enjoying the sickly smell of the fruit rotting soon. Was this going to be on his taxes? Doesn't matter, he's evading them this year, just like he does everything else.

'Horrible idea', he thought. Do your taxes.

Once he went back inside, the dim lights and the cool air of his home welcomed him again. But it wasn't a miserable type of welcome, for once. The air was what he wanted it to be, different from the overwhelming perfume of apples outside.

The longer he mulled on it, the worst his thoughts nagged at him. So instead of looking up someone to take care of his orchard, he yet again began to start reading one of the many books about garden and orchard care he bought at some abstract store in the city on his coffee table.

It took up hours of his time at once— taking notes, reading more, reading another book to confirm his suspicions. The words blurred together and he would force himself to consume the material again.

He was only actually taken out of the fixation once he heard a soft knock on his door many hours later. His head snapped up quickly, his bleary-looking eyes blinking multiple times to clear his haze. With a deep sigh, he closed the books, stretching his stiff muscles. He quickly rose from the chair once the knock sounded off yet again.

When he opened the door, his entire brain flatlined in an instant. You were standing there, a suitcase beside you and an unordinary looking cat nuzzling the leather. The sight of your presence, mainly very out of place in his domain. He had no idea what to say, so he didn't say anything at all. His lips parted smally, awkwardly looking everywhere except your eyes. "Hey."

"Hey," You remained straight face, the cat meowing softly, rubbing against your leg now. "I didn't know you knew how to farm." Your voice was as gentle as the knock.

"I don't." He responded, also just as straight face. "Your cat?"

"Housewarming gift."

There was no way that he could take care of a cat with how worried he is with the orchard. No matter how much the cat looked into his eyes and matched his expression, a very sentimental emotion he held for it in the moment. Still, very ironic for fate to do this to him. "Keep it."

A moment of silence came across the both of them, it was like the air that Kuni was talking about was now polluted with the same feelings he did about leaving. Which disappointed him, it was almost like he was never going to stop remembering things again.

Until you approached Kuni with a swift movement that turned into you encompassing him in a hug. The sudden hug caught him off guard, stiffening in initial reaction. It was something he didn't usually get too comfortable with in the first place, but something was different about this one. Something definitely more relieving.

"You could have just been honest from the start." You said, exhaustion finally meeting you halfway.

The more he stood there, enveloped in your warmth, the weight that was always on his shoulders loosened him. And time suspended itself momentarily, allowing him to feel the steady rhythm of your heartbeat sound off with his. Except his could have very well been faster than yours in that moment.

He allowed himself to lean into you after a while, to bask in your presence, and to feel the comfort that he wish he had a long time ago. "I know." He whispered, a guilty solace in his voice.

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YOU ARE on your way to being one of the hottest streamer in your nation at the moment, racking a monthly average of 10 million viewers, but something specific bothers you about it. you know that a lot of people hate you, but there's this one account. one account that's been following you since the early days of your career. they leave a flood of rude comments in your stream, your moderators banned each account they made, but they keep making more. you are at the end of your tether. but you are yet to find out that this persistent cockroach is none other than your friend's friend (and the only other streamer that's bigger than you), scaramouche.

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[homunculus-argument]

Random worldbuilding:

You're walking through an otherwise completely ordinary modern city, but there are countless varying flags hung on the walls of the buildings - on peoples' balconies, windows, rows of little tilted flagpoles on the walls of apartment buildings, one per apartment apparently - each one having a flag. No two flags appear to be the same. You hear yelling from the window of one apartment somewhere above, and turn around just in time to see a couple unfurl yet another flag, hanging it from their own respective pole.

Your local guide remarks that they must have just moved in. Most people lay claim to the apartment as soon as they get the keys and the contract has been signed, and only throw a housewarming party and celebrate moving in a month later, once the apartment has been successfully "claimed". By the look on your face, your host concludes that you have no idea what they're talking about, or what it has to do with the flags.

Your host begins explaining: several centuries ago the land was devastated by a deadly plague - many houses, homesteads, even whole villages were wiped out, the buildings left standing empty. And survivors with nothing to stay for in the places where they were born were roaming about, trying to find a new place to live. To solve both problems, a decree was made: If a wandering party finds an abandoned homestead and raises their own flag on top of the building and manages to stay there for a whole month without the house's original owner showing up to protest, the one who hoisted the flag is now the lawful resident.

So historically this decree made countless of people who were formerly serfs into not only free citizens but landowners with family names and their own flags. Many had a wry sense of humour about theirs, and some of the now oldest and proudest family flags depict things like a broken plough or a pig in a crown - one of them is abstract and seemingly modern, famously born as the ancestors of that particular family had nothing else to use for a flag than one foremother's patterned scarf.

And while these days there's far more laws and regulations on the old traditions of claiming a house, the tradition of flag-raising and keeping an official housewarming party only a month after the move have remained. Many young couples moving in together don't just choose which one's family flag to use, but getting your own, unique mutual flag commissioned for you is a fairly common wedding gift. Immigrants coming from somewhere else who have adopted the house flag traditions have made their own designs, using elements of their own old homeland like historical symbols, colours, and birds that are not native here.

You pass by a flag with a figure that looks conspicuously like Garfield, and your host confirms that yeah, while there is a registry of flags and you can't make a flag that's exactly the same as that of someone else, the flags are explicitly excempt of regular copyright law. This decree was set after someone jokingly included a Mickey on theirs, the government sided with them, and Disney came to the conclusion that going into actual, literal war with a small nation with a trained army would be bad for PR.

[littlest-w01f]

Heart

Elain x Reader

For @elainarcheronweek

Elain Week 2024 Masterlist

Day 4: Home

Summary: Home is where the heart is, for Elain, it's always been with you.

Cw: Fluff, slightly smutty

Elain smiled as she looked around her cosy living room, taking in all the little details that made it feel like home. The warm glow of the fireplace cast a soft light over the plush rug and comfortable armchairs. Bookshelves lined the walls, filled with novels, poetry collections, all of your beloved childhood favourites. A large window let in plenty of natural light during the day, and at night, it framed the twinkling stars above.

It was a space that had grown with her over the year, evolving to reflect her unique tastes and interests. The garden out back was just as much a part of her home as the interior rooms, bursting with vibrant flowers and lush greenery that she tended to with love and care every single day.

Watching you settle into the couch beside her with a steaming mug of tea, she felt a profound sense of contentment wash over her.

Elain found herself lost in thought, her mind wandering through memories both happy and sad. Her gaze drifted towards the mantelpiece, where paintings of nature were displayed. There was one particular portrait that caught her eye, in it, she was laughing, her arms wrapped around you in a tight embrace. It had been a gift from Feyre for your housewarming party.

A smile tugged at her lips as she remembered how her family teased her about being so overly affectionate. But now, looking at the picture, she realized that those moments were precious, irreplaceable.

Feeling a gentle nudge against your leg, you look down to see your furry companion, a loyal black cat, Bloom, looking up at you expectantly. Bloom was another important part of your home, a gift from your mother, often curling up beside you or Elain while you were simply lounging around the house. She was a constant presence.

Elain's fingers gently stroked Bloom's silky fur, as she did so, she glanced back at you, a soft chuckle escaping her lips. "I can't believe it's already been a year with our home."

A faint blush coloured Elain's cheeks as she remembered the whirlwind that had led them here. From the moment they met, it seemed everything had happened so fast, falling in love, moving in together, making this place their own. She had met you while shopping for flowering seeds, and the rest was history.

"I have loved every moment of it." You smile, pulling her up, and twirling her around gently. "I would change none of it."

The warmth of your arms around her waist sent a pleasant shiver down Elain's spine. Looking up into your eyes, she saw the same love reflected there. For a moment, the world outside their cozy living room ceased to exist, replaced by nothing but the two of them.

"I wouldn't change a thing, either." She whispered softly, pressing her forehead against yours in a tender gesture of shared affection. "Not even the parts we argued about."

Despite the playful bickering they sometimes engaged in, Elain knew deep down that these disagreements only strengthened your bond. You weren't afraid to express your differences openly, always willing to listen and learn from each other.

"And besides," She added with a teasing wink, "it wouldn't be our home without our share of fights."

"El..." You sigh in her neck, "I love you." Hearing you whisper those three little words sent a wave of happiness coursing through Elain. She tilted her head back slightly, meeting your gaze with her own sparkling brown eyes full of love and devotion.

"And I love you too," She murmured, before capturing your lips in a kiss. Your bodies melded seamlessly together, as if designed specifically for each other.

As the kiss deepened, Elain could feel her heart pounding against her chest, echoing the rhythm of your heartbeat. The sensation was intoxicating, stirring a primal desire within her. Breaking away from the kiss, she gazed up at you with lustful eyes.

Your hands felt down her hips and Elain jumped up in your arms, her legs wrapped around your waist, "How do you want me?"

The sudden surge of adrenaline caused by your grip on her hips sent a jolt of pleasure straight to Elain's core. As she wrapped her legs around your waist, she could feel the hard lines of your body pressed against hers, igniting a fiery desire within her.

"How do I want you?" You repeated her question with a sultry chuckle, your voice dripping with seduction. "I want you completely undone, surrendering to the pleasure I'm about to give you."

With her body pressed tightly against yours, she began trailing kisses along your jawline, savoring the taste of your skin. Each touch, each kiss, was deliberate, meant to tease and tantalize.

She guided your hand to cup her breast, feeling the hardened nipple pressing against your palm. A soft moan escaped her lips as she felt your thumb begin to circle the sensitive peak.

You giggle softly at her kisses, playing with her breasts, hands slipping under her loose top, "You look so cute trying to take charge." You sat back on your couch with Elain in your lap.

The sound of your laughter echoed in the quiet room, filling Elain with a sense of joy and anticipation. Despite her attempts to maintain control, she couldn't deny the rush of excitement that coursed through her veins when you took command.

"You think I look cute?" she teased, biting her lower lip in feigned innocence. Yet beneath the surface, her body was thrumming with arousal, eager for the sensations only you could provide.

As you settled onto the couch, she shifted in your lap, allowing her top to rise slightly, revealing more of her curves to your hungry gaze. Your hands explored her exposed skin, sending waves of arousal through her.

"You do look cute all the time." You reach out, your hand slipping up her skirt, finding her cotton lingerie wet with need.

The feeling of your hand sliding beneath her skirt, tracing the dampness left behind by her arousal, sent a shockwave of pleasure through Elain. Her breath hitched in her throat, a soft gasp escaping as your fingers brushed against her intimate folds.

"Mmm…" She moaned softly, her hips bucking slightly in response to your touch. The delicate fabric did little to hide the heat emanating from her core. She leaned closer, pressing her lips against yours in a searing kiss, her tongue darting out to explore the depths of your mouth.

"Keep going," She breathed between kisses, her eyes locked onto yours with an intensity that spoke volumes about the depth of her longing.

A teasing smile grazed your lips as you bit hers softly, "I think your bread's done baking," You smirk, pulling your hand away.

Elain pouted playfully at the loss of contact, but the mention of the freshly baked bread piqued her interest. She reluctantly slid off your lap, adjusting her top and smoothing down her skirt before heading towards the kitchen.You followed after her, eyes trailing her as Elain sauntered towards the kitchen, hips swaying hypnotically with each step.

The sweet aroma of warm bread wafted through the air, mingling with the scent of herbs and spices that clung to the walls. Elain opened the oven door, releasing a cloud of steam that curled invitingly in the cool air of the kitchen.

Pulling out the golden-brown loaf, she set it on the counter, admiring its perfect shape and the way the crust cracked enticingly upon impact. The sight alone made her mouth water.

"That smells amazing," You hum softly, wrapping your arms around her waist.

The warmth of your embrace enveloped Elain like a comforting blanket, soothing the ache of desire that still lingered within her. She turned her head to meet your gaze, her eyes shimmering with a mix of desire and satisfaction.

"Thank you," She said softly, leaning back against your chest. "But I think we both know what else is making my mouth water right now." Her hands reached up, entwining themselves with yours as she pressed her body against yours once again.

"Can't wait to taste you later," She whispered huskily, giving your hands a squeeze before turning back to the bread.

"Maybe after family dinner," You tease, pulling at the gold piercing in the tips of her pointed ears with your teeth, "Wouldn't want to freak your family out with how horny you are."

A sharp intake of breath punctuated Elain's soft laughter as you tugged gently at her ear. "Oh, you mean the way you're always looking at me like I'm dessert?" she retorted, though her tone was playful rather than confrontational. "Don't worry, I'll behave. Mostly."

Turning back to the loaf of bread, she began slicing it carefully, her movements precise despite the tremor of arousal coursing through her limbs. The bread smelled divine, but she found herself yearning for something far less wholesome.

"Just promise me we can sneak off somewhere afterwards," she said, glancing over her shoulder at you with a mischievous grin.

Both of you sighed, the smell of baked chocolate chip cookies was in the air, a little dessert for Nyx, the toddler who loved your baking, and you moved to bring out the freshly baked cookies, leaving them to cool.

"Sure, my sweet." You cupped Elain's cheeks, kissing her softly, "You deserve all my attention."

Your words were like a gentle breeze, warming Elain's heart and filling her with joy. The softness of your lips against hers sent a tingle through her body. The smell of freshly baked cookies filled the room, and you placed the tray on the cooling rack. Elain smiled at you, her eyes sparkling with amusement.

"Looks delicious!" She exclaimed, reaching for a cookie. "I can't believe you managed to make these without burning them."

"Hey that was one time!" You chuckled, smacking her ass playfully, shaking your head.

Elain squealed at your spank, resting her hand gently on your arm. "Thanks for helping me out today," She murmured, gratitude evident in her voice. "It means a lot to me."

You smiled softly, knowing how much she had changed from the female you met almost two years ago, someone who held such backwards standards, how she thought she was simply just a pretty face who needed to do the work around the house, that even going a little cocking or cleaning by you was met with her being overly grateful. But things had gotten better.

You knew Elain would keep quiet around her family, thinking she hadn't gone through enough to speak up about herself, but together, you two had made her feel comfortable opening up.

You kissed the top of her head, breathing in the scent of her hair. "I'd do anything for you," you whisper, feeling a surge of gratitude wash over you.

Elain nodded, snuggling closer to you. "I know," A small smile played at the corners of her lips.

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[cdyssey]

Elsbeth (1.07) Reactions:

Spoilers under the cut!

first episode I’ve gotten to watch live. :’) I cannot believe how fast I’ve fallen for this show.

KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY!! He’s looking so good.

I love that because elsbeth isn’t a whodunnit, the show can get away with casting insane guest stars for the culprits since it’s the “showcase role.”

It’s kind of delicious that Mr. and Mrs. Hayes are mutually down to murder akaksowkskwksosn—and in fact, it’s implied that this is far from the first time they’ve had to get rid of someone the hard way.

Relatedly, kudos to the creators and writers. all of the culprits have felt unique in their motivations, personalities, and skill sets so far.

“A long line of honorable men have worn this watch, and you desecrated it with that abominable dance.” FJSDJJS, god, Keegan is so funny.

THAT BLUE BLAZER AND PINK SHIRT!! The bucket hat!!!!

I appreciate that they’ve been consistent with having some of the detectives start to recur! Makes the show’s world start to feel lived in.

Both Donnelly and Kaya, shocked to hell: “You’re married?!”

Lol, Mr. Hayes is a sloppy murderer. He doesn’t try to look bothered at ALL.

Elsbeth housewarming party! Yay!!!

“People doing stupid stuff at a wedding—like having them! Sorry, bad divorce.” Gdkwkqkqkkw

I like how Detective Donnelly has clearly softened up a bit—she even seems a little fond of Elsbeth.

LOL @ THE BRUTAL CUT TO KEEGAN CONFESSING ABOUT THE AFFAIR ANSNSNANSNSNS. The show knew they had a comedian on their hands, and they were going to treat him well.

Ooooh, Keegan’s character knowing Claudia. Interesting.

Elsbeth’s dancing outfit!! The leg warmers!! The blue barrette!!!

Kaya and Elsbeth going out for a lady’s night!!

“A clown emoji was used.” [Cue Kaya laughing fondly.] 😭

ELSBETH NERVOUSLY TRYING TO SHUFFLE MONEY TOWARDS CAPRI HELP ME.

Ugh, love that coat on Kaya

I’m going to ignore the elsbeth would love to be Kaya’s mother-in-law quote for reasons.

Anyway, for totally unrelated reasons, do Kaya and elsbeth have a ship name yet. I’ve been calling them kayabeth in my head

Yay!! Love that Teddy’s gay.

Apparently, he doesn’t fall for kind or honest people

FJSDJDJSJ, elsbeth sticking the beer bottle near the golf cart pedal. She’s so fucking wild.

“Oh, you’re no dummy. I could tell that right away.” I love the moments when Elsbeth’s ruthlessness comes through.

The deputy(?) Dave might be the one covering up the Flair-All thing.

That rainbow sweater and the jacket Elsbeth originally had over it was a gay ass fit <3

Sorry, this case is bringing up some stuff.” Lmao, I like Donnelly. Her dryness is fun.

Omgg, Hayes and Elsbeth DANCING!! AKQKWKQOQOKSJS, Carrie Preston is a master of physical comedy

This was just an excuse to get Keegan Michael Key to dance and I love it

THAT CARTWHEEL WKWKDKWNSN

I love that they’re genuinely having fun together. One of the biggest draws of the show to me is the unique relationships that Elsbeth has with the culprits of the episodes. She’s out to get them, sure, but she takes great pains to understand them too.

THE WATCH!!!!! That was such a fun set-up.

Kaya is so fucking pretty.

The fact that she got Elsbeth a hook for all her tote bags. 🥺 A pragmatic and thoughtful gift.

OMG, THE DJ SON FROM THE SECOND EP! Nice continuity.

this apartment is goddamn gorgeous. All those windows feel very elsbeth.

WAGNER CONFRONTING HER!!!!!!! HHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

DON’T DO THIS AT HER HOUSEWARMING PARTY!

Lieutenant Noonan… omg, I called it… but now that Wagner is saying the same thing, I’m back to the drawing board on whether I think it’s true or not yet. They’re doing a nice job of continuing to pull this tension in different directions.

This was a very fun episode. Keegan made for a great culprit, and there was a lot of awesome work in fleshing out different characters/dynamics in the main cast.

I’m so charmed by this show. 😭

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Transform your space with our stunning Canvas Wraps, Square Frame that bring art to life! Each piece offers a vibrant burst of colors, perfect for creating a serene atmosphere in your home. Crafted from 100% cotton, these wraps ensure high image quality and detailed prints that can adapt to any room decor. Ideal for art lovers, interior decorators, or anyone looking to enhance their living area with a touch of uniqueness. Perfect for occasions such as housewarmings, birthdays, or holidays like Christmas and Easter, these canvases are sure to make memorable gifts. Elevate your home with a touch of elegance and creativity!

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I rewatched Britney 2.0 and the bts videos in preparation for the next recap epsiode.

New York: The Cassandra/Rachel drama goes on. Cassandra refuses to teach Rachel the tango. After a dance number with the help of Brody, a confrontation and an apology Rachel gets to learn the tango.

Rachel and Kurt find an apartment, Brody brings a housewarming gift and tries to kiss Rachel.

Ohio: Sue kicks Brittany of the Cheerios. Brittany acts out Britney Spears downward spiral to make a comeback and her plan kind of works. In the end Brittany rejoins the Cheerios.

Unique warns Marley about Jake, but Marley goes on a date with him anyway.

Puck gives his half-brother Jake a pep talk and convinces him to join the glee club.

Cringe moment: I heard Britney Spears wasn't happy that her life was used for a storyline.

Funniest moment: When Jake joins the glee club, he looks at everybody. I had no memory of their weird faces. I laughed out loud.

best dance move: Hold It Against Me

best songs: Boys/Boyfriend, Crazy/You Drive Me Crazy, Everytime

performance mvp: Heather Morris

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I recently found out about Jack Stauber and I must say his works are really unique. I dunno why but I think Baby Hotline would work well with Pete and his s/o

Hey friend! Sorry this one took so long!

We settled on using “Oh Klahoma” cause each time I tried a “Baby Hotline” fic, I never liked the outcome and I didn’t want you to be dissatisfied with my poor attempt at the original song.

I’m gonna keep trying with Baby Hotline, but for now, here is your request!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Set the phases to rot

What has got you distraught?

You had been invited to one of your friend’s housewarming parties at the last minute. At the grocery store earlier that day, Wendy had come up to you, wrapping her arms around you in a tight hug. She explained to you how she’s now moving out and she would love to have you at her party. You agreed, Wendy was one of your friends since the sandbox. She even asked if Pete would like to come, and you nodded excitedly, finishing your shopping and rushing home to let Pete know of the plans.

When you got there and started bringing groceries in, Pete was hunched over the kitchen table, delicately adding touches to the painting he’s been working on for 2 months now. You waited until he set down the brush to help you put away groceries before telling him the news. “I don’t want to go to her house.” he replied, uninterested in the idea of going to Wendy’s party.

You pouted, giving your boyfriend the biggest puppy dog eyes to try and convince him. Instead of relenting, he just shrugged. “Why don’t we stay home? It’s nicer here.” Pete offered, slinging an arm around your shoulders. “Wendy’s my friend, and has been forever. I just want to do this nice thing for her.” you answered, resting your head on his shoulder. “Why don’t you wanna go?” you inquired, looking up at his deep brown eyes. He looked away, not giving an answer.

It's negative attention at best

But call it nothing

“It’s nothing. I just don’t want to go.” Pete reiterated, removing his arm from your shoulders.

Maybe it's something, a little bit, a little bit

Maybe it's something, do a little bit

Truth be told, his last experience with a “popular person’s” house party ended with him and his group of friend’s being bullied. Granted, it wasn’t Wendy’s party, but he didn’t want to relive the traumatizing moment again. Pete just assumed from that point on that it made the offenders feel better about themselves by putting other people down. It was like a game. A game where the least important people were pushed down so that those who peaked in highschool can be put on a pedestal.

It's all about ascension, I guess

Don't put me to rest

You went upstairs to change, passing your boyfriend who had made himself comfortable on the couch. If he didn’t want to go, he didn’t have to. But, Wendy has always been a really good friend, so you were going to go. Opening the door to the bedroom, you stepped in, making your way to the closet to find an outfit for the night.

You didn’t even notice when Pete had come in behind you, sitting on the bed while he watched you go through your closet. “I still think you should stay here tonight.” he piped up, causing you to yelp and jump in surprise. Turning to him, you shot him a half hearted glare, choosing to ignore the amused smirk on his face.

“I wish you would come with me. Just for a second, long enough to give Wendy her gift.” you replied, grabbing your choice of clothes. You turned, laying them out on the bed beside Pete. The goth hd began to pick at this nails, something he did when he was thinking hard about something. Beginning to get dressed, you were surprised when he let out a disdained sigh and got up to go to his own closet.

Go on and hand me your clothes (oh, here you go)

Take a picture or two (two or three?)

I can see you (oh)

Both of you were walking up to Wendy’s front door. You were carrying the gift you had gotten for her after you left the grocery store, and Pete had his hands tucked into his pockets. He was nervous, his face clearly spelling it out. Taking notice, you nudged him with your elbow, shooting him a smile and leaning up to press a kiss to his cheek. “Whenever you’re ready to go, we’ll go.” you reassured him. Pete smiled weakly back at you, nodding his head.

Arriving at the door step, you knocked at the door. A moment later, Wendy swung the door open. “Hey (Y/n)! Hey Pete!” she exclaimed, hugging you. “Hey Wendy!” you chirped back, moving the present out of the way before she could crush it. She was obviously a little intoxicated already, evidenced by an almost empty wine glass in her hand.

“Come on in!” she said, stepping to the side to allow you in. You hurried through the doorway, Pete following close behind you. Setting the present down on the table, it wasn’t long before Wendy came back carrying 3 glasses of wine. Grabbing 2 of them from her, you passed one to Pete who all but chugged the glass. He was nervous, the fact being very obvious. His eyes darted around the room, taking in all of the faces he recognized and those he didn’t.

Pete wasn’t in his comfort zone. In fact, he was more jumpy every minute he was at the party. He just wanted to run away, back to the safety of his dingy little 2 person home, back with you just settled on the couch and drinking from your own bottle of wine. He looked to you, watching you talk with Wendy about her new home. Pete wanted to leave. He could feel his breath becoming erratic, tears pricking at his eyes as he involuntarily flashbacked the the party where he was humiliated infront of everyone.

“Hey, sorry to cut in, but do you mind showing me where the restroom is?” Pete cut into your conversation. It took Wendy a moment to register what he said. She giggled at her self, smacking her forehead. “Yeah, just go right down the hallway. 2nd door on the left.” she answered, pointing to a hallway a few feet from your group. He thanked her, setting his wine glass down and rushing to the room.

Tears falling down at the party

Saddest little baby in the room

You wondered why Pete had suddenly left like that. Wendy talked to you, but it just went in one ear and straight out the other. You didn’t even notice when she got distracted by Stan, who came and got her from where you were standing. “I’ll be back in just a sec!” Wendy said to you, snapping you out of your thought. “Okay, I’ll be here!” you chirped, throwing a smile in her direction. As soon as she was far enough away, you snuck off to the bathroom Pete has went into.

Knocking on the door, you called out his name to let him know it was just you. Trying the door knob, you saw it wasn’t locked and you stepped in, shutting and locking the door behind you. Pete was sat on the edge of the tub, picking at his nails again. Stepping over to him, you sat beside him, bringing your hand up to rub his back. He didn’t pay you much mind, instead staring off into the distance. “Pete… What’s wrong? Do we need to leave?” you asked softly, drawing his attention to you.

Fears, tell me fears, don't get me started

I get a little grey hair for every scare you share

Pete looked at you finally, an unreadable emotion on his face. “I’m fine. You should be enjoying the party.” he reassured, patting your thigh. You frowned, leaning your head on his shoulder. “I can’t enjoy it knowing you’re not okay.” you retorted, curling your arm around his. He rested his cheek against the top of your head.

Those aren't meant to bend

No, those aren't meant to bend

Those aren't meant to bend

No, those aren't meant to bend

He wasn’t going to force you to leave if you didn’t want to. Pete thought about his previous experiences with parties, and decided for you to ignore his true feelings about being here. “I’m fine, I promise. Let’s go finish up so we can leave.” he said, picking his head up off of your shoulder. Despite hearing that, you frowned and shook your head. “No, we’re leaving. I’ll tell Wendy that we had an emergency. I want you to be comfortable.” you said, placing your hand against his cheek. Your boyfriend leaned into your touch, turning his head ever so slightly to kiss your palm. “I can tell when you’re not okay. So let’s go. We can get a pizza on the way back.” you offered, standing up.

I hear your eyes and I see those cries

I hear those eyes and I see those cries

Leaving the bathroom, you tasked yourself with finding Wendy. Pete went ahead and stepped out, walking to the car to start it. Saying your goodbyes, you quickly followed, stepping to the passenger side of your vehicle. Sliding into your seat, Pete reached over and grabbed your hand, bringing it up to his lips to place a kiss to your knuckles. “Thank you… I’m sorry that we had to leave.” he murmured against your skin, driving out of the driveway. “Don’t worry. I’d rather spend the night with you in comfortability.” you smiled, looking up at him while he drove.

Tears falling down at the party

Saddest little baby in my eye

Fears, tell me fears, don't get me started

I might die

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