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A Chaos original cliffhanger đ yall love hate me for it.
His Lighthouse: Protect and Serve (LedgerJoker x f!reader)
Protect and Serve
series summary:
Y/n is an aspiring writer living in Gotham City and struggling to find her next muse. Her recent novel is getting all the buzz, earning her far more attention than she signed up for. But when a chance encounter results in her nursing The Joker back to health, will she find the time to write another best seller or will her own story become front page of the Gotham Gazette?
chapter summary:
GothCon is finally here! Will Y/n have a fun and fantastic time or will her lifelong dream be shattered by her past?
author's note:
The wait is over!!! For four long months I left my loves hanging, well no longer! Chaos is back in business and I give you another pivotal dream turned into a chapter. Buckle up loves. Weâre nearing the end.
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The dark gloomy skyline of Gotham was dramatically highlighted by a heavy downpour of rain. Longtime residents werenât phased by the constant shower and Cindy was no different. Â
She walked into a local restaurant, shaking out her umbrella before setting it into a cubby. This place would not have been her first choice, but Barbara insisted the menu was worth the long commute. Either way, Cindy pulled her gloves off as she reached the table.Â
The young lady sitting in a decked-out wheelchair was too engrossed on her phone to notice the businesswoman waiting to be acknowledged. âBarbara.â Cindyâs long nails tapped twice on the table surface, finally getting the womanâs attention.Â
She locked her phone and looked up, âHey! You made it!â Â
Cindy hummed and sat down opposite of Barbara. A waiter came over to place a drink order and offer an appetizer.Â
With the order set, Cindy enlaced her fingers together. âNow, letâs get to the matter at hand. Wait, whereâs Morgana?â She noticed there were four chairs at this table and two were empty. Â
âSheâs running a bit late, something about a high priority client requesting her last minute. Did you message Florence?â Barbara asked from across the table. Â
Cindy rolled her light brown eyes and brushed off the question. Not like she cared that much for the loud beautician anyway. âShe didnât reply when I messaged her. Iâm assuming sheâs still giving us all the silent treatment. Whatever for.âÂ
Barbara however was more concerned. âHas anyone heard from her since the whole fiasco at Y/nâs?âÂ
It seemed like ages ago when barely two weeks had passed since your family dinner turned into a disaster. Â
Florence stormed out of your apartment and effectively put the girls on silent treatment. A few days of no contact was normal after a misunderstanding like this, but Florence was being petty now. A mess was an understatement to describe it all, although it was the least of Cindyâs worries. Â
âNo, and I do not care about Florence and her attitude. My focus is on Y/n. My publishing partner hid his past sexual harassment charges from me and the board. I found him in my office with Y/n and...âÂ
âHe did WHAT?!â Barbara half whispered screamed. Her green eyes were wider than the saucers on the table. Â
Cindy sighed, âY/n wonât talk about it, she just avoids the situation with the excuse of GothCon preparations being more important. Thatâs why I called you. I thought you would know more information being closer to her and all.â Â
âIâm no help. These days..â Barbara looked at the rain running down the windows, âNone of us are close with Y/n. It's like we barely know her at all.âÂ
Cindy arched an eyebrow at the ominous words. âWhy does it feel like Iâm out of the loop? Just because I work all the time doesnât mean Iâm not a part of the girl boss square circle!âÂ
It was Barbaraâs turn to be confused. âWait, she didnât tell you? I assumed since you knew Y/n from BlĂŒdhaven and all, that you knew already.âÂ
âCan you stop avoiding the fact and tell me?âÂ
âItâs not my place to say.â Barb wavered, but Cindy was quick to dispel the feeling. âHow bad can it be?â She countered. Â
Barbara winced and started typing in her notes app what she was too afraid to say aloud. Once she was done, she slid the device across the table for Cindy to read. Â
Her face was a slab of stone as she read the horrors on the digital screen. Nothing could have prepared her for this. Â
Cindy cleared her throat as she passed the phone back. She blinked up at the ceiling to conceal the tears that threatened to escape. Â
âEverything makes sense now.â She fiddled with her earrings when the waiter arrived with appetizers and kind smiles. Â
Nothing was said as they set plates and cutlery down onto the table. âDid anyone know about this?â Cindy hissed once they were out of earshot.Â
âUh no? We recently learned about it at Y/nâs dinner party. Flo sorta kinda kickstarted the panic attack that revealed it. Y/nâs parents told me, Morgana, Dick, and Bruce.â Barbara pushed her food around on the plate as silence fell over the table. Â
Cindy was the one to break it. Â
âI remember Y/n having some type of accident several months before she moved to Gotham. It halted her onboarding process, but she never mentioned anything about it afterwards. She just jumped right into writing and releasing books. She was like a machine, you know? I thought it was jitters of being a new author wanting to prove herself. I did not know about..â Â
Cindy pushed her plate away, suddenly not hungry. âIâm her manager, I should have noticed that something was wrong!â Â
Barbara couldnât blame her Cindy for reacting in such a way. Â
None of your friends noticed anything either. Your aversions, the incessant need for privacy. They were oblivious to it all. You only wanted peace and quiet and they hounded you relentlessly, treating you more like a child than a friend. Â
Now was not the time to be moping around about the past. It was time to act before you spiraled into a hole no one would be able to dig you out of. Â
You were already a trigger away from snapping. Â
Cindy mustâve read Barbâs thoughts. âGothCon starts next week. I can only image how overwhelmed Y/n already is on top of preparations.âÂ
âSo, what do we do?â Barbara asked. Â
She didnât want to add more unnecessary stress to your plate, but at this point, some friendly interference could help you in the long run. You could use an intervention, therapy even! Or was it the right thing to honor your wishes and let you suffer in silence? Â
By the time the two women came to a decision, it was already too late to act. Â
It was finally here. One of your lifelong goals as a writer. Â
Gotham Con was an esteemed event for any content creator. One week filled with their work being celebrated and on display surrounded by likeminded individuals. You planned this event for months (honestly, years) and now the week before the huge event had arrived. Â
With the constant online notifications from excited fans to organizers sending you confirmation emails and last-minute preparation checklistsâyou were quite literally, losing it.Â
And Joker had a front row seat to the impending panic attack. You were neck deep in your computer, fingers typing away at the speed of sound, and you hardly took the time to eat or take any breaks in between prep work.Â
Joker was reminded of the first week he invaded your life. You had the same mindset; nothing but work on the brain. Somehow you forgot a wanted fugitive was in your home then and ironically, now. Â
He missed those days when it was just you and him cooped up indoors. Â
No distractions. No drama. Â
Today was the opposite. You were on a conference call with who knows who discussing something that went over his head. He could appreciate the entire event better after catching a glimpse of the behind-the-scenes effort needed to make it all happen. Â
âNo. No, I requested an hour presentation months ago..â You dug through a folder with papers until one held the info you needed. âMaâam, I think I have higher priority over a completed web series. Letâs be real.âÂ
Joker sat back on the couch to watch his Bunny stand up for herself. Â
He enjoyed your stubborn pouts when the person on the phone said something stupid. He treated the ordeal as if it were a blockbuster movie and not your carefully thought-out plans unraveling at the seams. He understood firsthand how it felt, however; you managed to always turn things around. Â
You made arguing with someone on the phone entertaining, or rather J was just infatuated with you. He secretly loved when you were angry, just not at him. Â
You were a pretty thing regardless of your mood. Â
Times like this, Joker was reminded of just how lucky he was to have met you. How did he survive for so long without your light in his life? He didnât, thatâs how. Â
He was still daydreaming when you ended the call and let out a deep spiritual sigh. You wanted to count to ten and scream at number four. Â
Then you spotted your lover staring at you with that dopey look you had grown to love. You wished you could reciprocate that feeling. Hopefully Joker knew how much you cared about him without saying those magical three words. Â
For now, you could give him an excuse for ruining his cuddle time. Â
âSorry, the event manager couldn't find my invoice and threatened to take me off the scheduleâa week before the con! I feel like everything is going wrong for no reason.â you sighed. Â
You groaned all way over to Jokerâs lap where he yanked you down to restore your previous seat. Â
The giant tv on the wall was muted with the picture still going. Neither of you could remember what yâall were watching before being interrupted. Â
Joker could care less. You werenât paying it any attention anyways and Joker was thankful since his most recent misdeed was currently being broadcasted on the breaking news. Â
His goons were swift with their security reports. You had another episode at your publisherâs office and a certain Thomas J. Ford was the trigger. Joker didnât need to know the details. In fact, all J knew was that you came home with dried tears on your face and way too quiet to be considered fine. Â
He got you cleaned up, fed, and tucked into bed before he did what he did best. Â
Create chaos. Â
And now the news was airing the foolâs unfortunate âcar crashâ that led to his death. Â
Joker snorted. The fire would erase all the torture he inflicted on the man who dared to make his Goddess cry. Joker took pleasure hearing every cry of pain that Thomas created. He squealed like a pig the second Joker mentioned your name. Â
âI didnât mean anything by it, I swear! Iâm so sorry.âÂ
It was too late for apologizes. Joker knew men like Thomas would not learn. Hurting and harassing women was just a pass time to them. Joker took it upon himself to prevent this from ever happening again to anyone. Youâd been through enough already. Joker proved he could be your silent protector. He would always protect you.Â
No amount of soap could remove the blood from his hands. He kissed the crown of your head while his tainted hands rubbed soothing shapes on your back. Â
You were nodding off from all of Jâs soft touches but a faint buzzing from your phone, roused you back awake. Â
His eyes glanced at the device on the coffee table, âLeave it, Bun. Itâs nothin.ââ He should have known you wouldnât listen to his orders. You never did. Â
âIt could be Delilah with the VIP passes.âÂ
âWho?â How did you memorize every person you spoke with? He lost count already. Â
âIt doesnât matter who, lemme see.â You squirmed in his hold that only tightened the more you rebelled. He did not want you turning around and your gaze landing on the tv, so he made up excuses. Â
âAht aht. You promised to re-lax with meeeee. No phones, no planninâ from either of us.âÂ
You were quick with the side eye, âYou canât go an hour without planning something.â His scarred face cracked in a genuine smile from being called out. His brain never shut off. Joker was scheming right now. Â
âDo I really look like a guy with a plan?âÂ
All you did was roll your eyes. Â
Joker moved slowly so you could feel his hands cup your face. âMy Bunnyâs been running like a chicken with her uhh.. head cuT off. I do have a plan if! youâre up for it.â Â
âHere we goâ you started but Joker silenced you with a playful boop to your nose. He really had to stop doing that. It made you jump every time. Â
âListennnn Bunny. Youâve been stressed lately, hm? So! I was thinK-ing.. I cash in on that err.. promise I made ya. You remember. The night ya neverrr forget?â Â
He smiled at your bashful reaction. âYeah, my pretty girl remembers. Why donâtcha leave all the planning to me and leT me spoil ya. Prett-Y please?âÂ
How could you deny J when he looked so irresistible? He forewent makeup today giving you a perfect view of the constellations of freckles that adorned his skin. Those vibrant eyes of his were like pools of emerald sucking you in. You could blindly trust this clown and that fact scared you tremendously.Â
âF-Fine but nothing too crazy. I still have to work you know.â Â
Joker made a funny noise while drumming his fingers down your back. âMm, is flying ya out the state too crazy?â Â
You knew he was being serious by how he avoided eye contact with you. He burst out laughing seeing your troubled expression. No doubt, you were remembering his terrifying flying skills.Â
âIâm kidding, Iâm kidding sweetheart.â He purred. He was lying right through his teeth and the both of you knew it. Joker never did things halfway. Over the top and meticulously planned was his signature. âSheesh, you really are stressed.â He mumbled to himself. Â
The steady downpour outside briefly caught his attention. Gotham City was saturated with rain and for once, Joker had no intention of wreaking havoc on the city. He wanted nothing more to stay indoors with his Light and pass the time together doing everything and nothing. Â
The simple act of holding you and watching the rain hit the glass roof was enough to satisfy J. Â
You called his name, hoping to regain his attention. And just like that, Jokerâs intense green eyes were on you. âDo I have time to squeeze in a nap?â you shyly asked. That last business call really took a lot out of you and J took pity on the cute little yawns you tried to mask.Â
âDuh! My Goddess can sleep for as loooong as she wants. I wonât move a muscle.â Â
âCan you um...â your voice trailed off as your insecurities kicked in. Naturally, Joker noticed it. Â
He leaned his head down to urge you to speak up. âWhat was that, doll?â J had an idea of what you wanted judging by your hooded eyes, but he wanted to hear you say it. Â
A closed mouth would not get fed, or however the saying went. Â
âCan you keep r-rubbing my back? I-It feels good.â You blurted out. This man had done far more intimate acts with your body but asking him to rub your back is what made you flustered? Â
Quiet moments like this with J put a spotlight on his rare soft side. He was shockingly a great cuddler and he was always in tune with your needs. You couldnât ask for a better partner. Â
Wait. Partner? Â
Your brain went into overdrive overthinking that one insignificant word. Partner. Is that how you viewed Joker? Did he feel the same? Â
He was obvious to your thoughts, but he could tell you were doing some heavy thinking. You were biting your poor lip raw. You couldnât help stressing yourself out. Â
He chuckled while wordlessly obeying your request. Â
Joker took a deep breath, before he began moving his hands up and down your back in shapes that only he could decipher. Joker ran like a furnace, not like you minded. Your apartment ran a little cold during rainy mornings. The benefits of living in an old penthouse you assumed. At least having J around saved on your heating bill. Â
The steady beat of Jokerâs heart was like a lullaby in your ear as you gradually fall asleep in his arms. There was no safer place in Gotham than here with him. You were dozing off in record time. Â
Oh, the trust you gave never failed to surprise him. Â
Despite your dark past, you opened up and let him see you. Laid bare, broken, and raw, he got to see it all. You let The Joker of all people, know you so intimately. It was the greatest honor. Â
Joker wanted to give you the world in return. His sweet Light, who took on so much weight on your too little shoulders. Â
You gave him permission to execute his plans, and his goons were on standby to make it happen. Joker put this off for way too long. He picked up his phone and quickly sent off a message. Â
âWeâre a go.âÂ
How you managed to sleep through the countless door slams and frequent bustling throughout your apartment was a testament to just how exhausted you were. Â
Joker saw how much energy you were putting into the final preparations for GothCon but you were running yourself ragged doing so. You more than deserved a break. He planned to spoil you the night he drove you to BlĂŒdhaven, yet outside interference ruined his plans. Â
Tonightâs reattempt was nowhere near the elaborate affair Joker originally had planned, but itâll do. He promised you that he would not go too crazy. Â
He half listened. Â
In the end, your afternoon nap morphed into an evening one and the smell of something divine inevitably lured you awake. Your hair was all over the place (what possessed you not to wear a bonnet?) and droll was most likely dried on your chin. It was a good idea to freshen up but that smell was just too irresistible to ignore. The penthouse was dark and so was the kitchen as you sat up. Â
Your eyes were still adjusting but J was nowhere to be found. And he wouldnât move a muscle, he said. âJ?â Â
Your voice bounced off the vaulted ceilings. You secretly hoped he didnât leave to go out and terrorize the city. Â
It wouldnât be the first time he left you hanging without a goodbye. Regardless, you were hungry, and your stomach cried out, demanding that you find the source of the food you smelled. Â
The rainstorm had stopped, giving the city a reprieve for the night. Your sunroomâs glass doors were wide open, and you could see the balconyâs string lights casting a glow from your vantage point on the living room couch. What was Joker up to?Â
Without knowing the full picture, you knew your Prince of Crime was responsible. Â
You toed on a pair of house slippers and shuffled towards the balcony where the sight wiped the last dregs of sleep away. Â
âTada!â Joker was standing in the middle of a picturesque romcom scene as proud as ever. Â
Your eyes did not know where to look. Â
Candles and the balconyâs string lights softened the gloomy Gotham City skyline in the background. Somehow Joker found a round dinner table and threw a crisp white tablecloth, more candles, and a vase of your favorite flowers on top of it. Â
You knew Morganaâs work from anywhere. Â
Her locally grown petals were scattered on the balcony, some being swept by the nighttime breeze. But the best part of all was Joker dressed in a cozy sweater and slacks. You never seen him look so... homey. He made you feel underdressed with your sleep tossed curls and frumpy sweats. Â
By how Joker stared at you, what you wore was the least of his concerns. You just woke up and he thought you looked heavenly. Â
âDo ya li-ke it, doll?â Joker walked over and wiped a tear from your cheek. You didnât realize that you were crying. He didnât mention it either. Â
âYour uh, dinner is gettinâ cold. Here.â Joker took your hand and guided you over to the table with the ease of a gentleman. Â
He let you sit and pushed you into the table with a low chuckle. You were speechless. Joker was a master organizer, but this looked like it should have taken a day to collaborate, not a couple of hours. Â
"How did you do all of this? I took a nap, right? I didnât oversleep and skip a day?â Â
Joker smirked and lifted the metal covers off the plates. Your eyes widened at the steaming entrĂ©e that greeted you. Your stomach sang out in glee. Â
âMmh. Iâd be hungry too if my owner didnât. Eat. All. Day.â Joker sent you a sharp glare for your oversight. You were working too hard and forgotten to eat. Again. Â
âSorry.â you mumbled. Joker just rolled his eyes and gestured to the food. He didnât have to tell you twice. You picked up a fork and dug in, and immediately cooed at the burst of flavor. Â
âDid you cook this?!â Â
âWhat? Shocked a white boy can cook?â you almost spat out your food at Jokerâs comment. He wasnât bothered and stabbed a vegetable with his fork, inspecting it closely. âIf you must know, I had some uhh... assistance.â He flung the veg over the balcony edge while you werenât looking. Â
You were too caught up in the moment to notice. Â
âYeah, I can tell you called Morgana for flowers.â You smiled at the flower spread surrounding you. He grunted, giving away the answer. You were happy with Jokerâs growth. He was learning, slowly but surely, how to interact with others. He still hated people; he just tolerated them for your sake. Â
It gave you the idea that he hired a chef. He surprised you that one time by cooking pancakes, but J said it himself, âat least I can feed myself without burning the apartment down."Â
There was no way he could have pulled off this fancy dinner on his own. âI didn't know you could this good.â you said, poking around for answers. Â
You did not need to know how many times Joker almost burned the food. Â
The private chef that he hired offered to cook the meal and give Joker all the credit but that wouldnât do. J wanted you to eat something that he made, that he provided for you. It was a primal instinct he wanted to act on. Â
Joker just needed an expert to spot his work. The three hours and countless death threats to the chef were worth seeing your blinding smile with each bite you took. Â
You didnât seem to notice the too charred vegetables or the grainy sauce, maybe you did and ate it anyway. Joker was happy to see you clear your plate, and he loved watching your childlike excitement as he brought out dessert. Â
âIt's beautiful, J!â You almost didnât want to eat the work of art. Â
Now this he had to come clean about. âI uhhh..I didnât make this. Gotta leave some things to ahh, ex-perTs.âÂ
You sank your spoon into the confit, smirking. âI know, J.â You knew your man didnât have the patience to make such a confection. Â
He eyed your tongue darting out to collect the sugar from your lips. He almost didnât hear your question. Almost.Â
âAww, donât worry about me doll. I can find something to do while youâre away. A robbery. A couple of murders. Messinâ with Bats..âÂ
âIâm serious Joker. I donât want you moping around the apartment or out causing chaos while Iâm at Con.âÂ
Joker had the right to look offended. âMe? I would never!âÂ
âMoping around or being a menace?â You challenged. Â
J smiled into his bite of dessert. It was his turn to make you all hot and bothered. His moan of delight sounded too suggestive for a harmless dessert. Watching him lick his spoon clean felt like an X rated show. Joker and that devilish tongue of his... Â
You cleared your throat. âW-Whatever, you better not get caught while Iâm gone.âÂ
Joker hummed in the intimate air. âYou ready for next week?â He regretted asking you the second you groaned and dropped your spoon. Â
âYes? No? Physically I am, but thereâs so much I want to say and not enough time to say it in! What if my fans hate my presentation?â Your lower lip wobbled just thinking about it. Â
The sight alone had Joker reacting to pacify it. Â
âBunny. No. They wonât hate it. Uhh, remember? Iâm your biggest fan? and I would love anything you present. Aht aht. I mean it. They didnât see how you âperfectedâ that video a bajillion time and practiced your speech till ya voice went hoarse. I have. Sooooo, I mean it when I say, theyâll love iT. Iâll kill anyone who doesnât.â He grumbled the last sentence, yet you heard the honesty in his voice. Â
âYou canât go around murdering all my haters, J.âÂ
He arched an eyebrow in denial. âWho says I canât?â Â
Fair point. Not even you could stop Joker from a killing spree once he put his mind to it. Although you could try and compromise with the sadistic clown. âPromise me you wonât go awol?â Â
The request went right over Jâs head. âWhat-everrrrr ya say, Bun. Now! Whoâs ready for a distraction?â He spotted your empty dessert bowl and wanted to skip to tonightâs main event. He was excited to see your reaction. Â
You were curious when Joker helped you out of your seat, cut the lightsâplunging the balcony into darkness before pulling you into his lap on the patio couch. Â
The nearby Fashion District usually offered up ample lighting, however tonight, its glow was nonexistent. You didnât like the sea of darkness surrounding you. Joker instantly noticed you tensing up. Â
He kissed you on the cheek while pointing up at the night sky. âWatch.â He sent a quick text as you grew more confused. Â
âWatch what? Itâs pitch black out.â Then you heard it. The first of many canons going off until color invaded the sky. It was a beautiful display of controlled chaos. Â
Fireworks in Gotham City. Â
Your eyes widened as each shell became more and more elaborate. You couldnât tell where they were being shot from, but the fact that Joker organized them was touching. Â
You told him once in passing you missed the illegal firework shows back in BlĂŒdhaven. Â
They were a big deal in your neighborhood growing up. Everyone pitched in money to buy the banned goods. Living in a dense city made setting them off virtually impossible and the police cracked down on the annual tradition harder each year until it ended altogether.Â
Joker ever so observant, mustâve planned to set off fireworks in BlĂŒdhaven when the two of you visited. When he did things like this, you forgot all about the psychopathic murderer he truly was. Â
A dud went off and you took that time to lean back and kiss Joker. âThank you.â Â
He pretended like it wasnât a big deal and shrugged off your emotions bubbling up to the surface. You blinked back the happy tears and returned your gaze back to the colorful night sky. Â
Joker circled his arms around you, pleased at a successful mission. Â
He wanted you to view the fireworks in your childhood neighborhood all dolled up and pretty, but this was still a night youâll never forget. Â
His Goddess tucked safely in his arms, well fed, and happy. What more could he ask for? Heâd never forget this either. Â
The final fireworks seemed bigger than the sky itself. Â
A technicolor canon went off in an extravagant explosion that you knew cost an arm and leg. Definitely imported. One flame diverted its course and set a building alit, but you didnât see that. Your eyes were glued to the finale canon that went off like a war zone before ending with you and Jâs initials inside a heart. Â
You didnât realize how quiet it was until the fireworks stopped. Gotham City was eerily quiet even for a weeknight. Â
The smell of sulfur was still heavy in the air as you turned around to face J. Â
âJoker that was...!â Your words died out as you locked eyes with your lover. Â
All the malice he gave the world melted from his eyes and the remains was pure adoration fixated on you. He looked possessed. High. And his scarred lips spreading into a lop-sided smile didnât help clear his innocence.Â
âHave I told ya that before?â Joker mumbled.Â
You didnât know what he was on about. You silently shook your head in the negative. Â
Jokerâs smitten gaze hardened as he swallowed. You were shocked to see two extreme emotions alter his face so quickly, but you were patient to hear what this clown had to say.Â
âTell me what?â You caressed his cheek, feeling the scar tissue with your thumb until J grabbed your hand. He didnât break eye contact as he kissed each of your fingers. Â
âI.. I donât think Iâll ever love someone the way I do you.â Â
You knew Joker was serious. He didnât stress a single word. He said the most romantic confession and brushed it off the second he realized you were frozen in shock. Â
Joker knew you were healing and dropping love bombs wasnât idealâbut he couldnât help it! The phrase fell from his lips because it was the truth. He never felt this way before and if he didnât say it aloud, he just might actually go insane. Â
He didnât expect you to respond. His heart was fine with your silence because the single tear running down your cheek told him you felt the same.Â
For now, he could handle a little rejection even it wasnât intentional. He stood with a flourish and offered you his hand to take. Â
âWhaddya say I get my Light to bed? No more stressinâ ya got it? I want these next few days to be... re-lax-ing.â  Â
You would try, just to see Joker smiling the way he was right nowâ like all was right in the world, a world where his Light was the center axis. Â
True to Jokerâs word, he kept you stress free the days leading up to GothCon. Â
He wouldnât let you lift a finger. It was just like the first months with Joker hiding away in your apartment. Just the two of you against the world. You didnât turn on the tv, Joker turned off his phone or rather, it was off when you were looking. He still had a criminal empire to run no matter how good his intentions were with his Bunny. Â
He thanked you for being naĂŻve as he finalized his own preparations for the fated GothCon behind your back.Â
He would be busy as well. Everything had to go smoothly behind the scenes for your week to be successful. Which led him to the morning of.Â
A sunny day in Gotham was coveted as good luck. The curtains in the bedroom were drawn but that didnât stop Joker from knowing what time it was. Your phone almost woke you up with an alarm. Not an ideal way to start a, no doubt, stressful day. Â
Joker had more pleasant ways to wake up his girl. Â
You were already lying on your back, looking so innocent in your slumber. Joker almost felt bad for doing this. Almost. Â
His sinister grin disappeared underneath the bedsheets until he arrived right where he needed to be. He slowly parted your thighs to reveal the goldmine between them. Joker licked his lips just thinking about the taste. Â
There was a reason why he nicknamed you sugar. He didnât waste any time diving into his dessert.Â
You woke up with a jolt followed by a shudder running down your spine. The odd sensation wouldnât go away until you felt pressure down there....Â
Despite it feeling absolutely amazing, your first instinct was to kick the offender awayâthat is, until worn calluses you knew from anywhere, rubbed soothing patterns on your warm skin to calm you down. In that same moment, you yanked the sheets back to reveal Jokerâs wild bed head between your legs. Â
Joker was caught red handed and he didnât care. Â
His green eyes were glazed over as he laved at your clit with a cheeky, âMâning sweet thing. So sweet..â Â
It was like your pleasure finally registered. You fisted the sheets with a choked moan as it hit you like a tidal wave. Â
Jokerâs encouraging groans sent little tremors throughout your cunt and he didnât let you squirm away. Â
His hands kneaded your hips like an avid baker, keeping you right where he wanted you. He knew where to squeeze, how to use his tongue, and exactly when to flick your clit just right to make you explode. Â
Your poor bonnet slipped off with all the thrashing you were doing but Joker had you going through it. His venom green eyes pierced your soul as he sucked it right out of your body. Â
Even when you grew sensitive and began to tap out, Joker shook his head, not letting go of his tasty morsel. He loved feeling your thighs suffocating him as another powerful orgasm washed over you. He wasnât stopping. If he died, then so be it.Â
âJ, p-please..â you twitched when Joker licked your pussy like a lolly pop. You could already hear his stupid rhetoric jab, âhow many licks does it take to get to the center?âÂ
One, two...Â
You couldnât take anymore and shoved Jokerâs head away but it was too late. Â
Your third and final release got tangled up in your throat and it left your face all tingly as a result. Every inhale you took prolonged the throbbing inferno and if it were possible to see clearly, Jokerâs face dripping with your juices would have really made you pass out. Â
He sat up and sucked his fingers clean while watching you fight your way back to Earth. Â
Your hand over your heart did a whole lotta nothing to calm it.Â
Everything was times a hundred on the sensory scale. Joker just smirked and helped you down by lightly drawing on your exposed skin with his pinky finger. Â
J knew you were back when you sank your nails into his hair. He needed to wash it if he had plans on going out. âWhat was that for?â You panted. Â
As if he needed a reason to bless you with a good morning, Joker gasped in faux disbelief. âUhh? Todayâs the day! You ready to meet your a-bore-ring fans?â Â
And just like that, your mood evaporated. Â
You groaned straight into a pillow until Joker snatched it away with a sly grin. âNeed nâother distraction?â He used his fingers to âwalkâ up your hip. You were tempted. You still couldnât feel your legs...Â
But you refused to be afraid. âYou canât distract me forever, J.â You flung the covers back and wobbled onto your feet. âEasy there, doll.â Joker teased.Â
You ignored his wheezing laughter to check on the outfit you set out the night before. Â
You wanted to look your best to feel your best. Large crowds, screaming fans, and tight spaces; your poor social bar was going to be put to the test this week. Day one would set the mood for the entire event, and you wanted it to be perfect. Â
There was no room for error when the event would be highly documented via live streams and other media.Â
The colorful ensemble Joker helped pick out flowed through your fingers as you inspected for any possible spots. âI wish you could come with me.â you sighed and headed towards the bathroom. âOh well.â Â
Joker snorted when you disappeared into the bathroom to begin getting ready. He was already twelve steps ahead of you. Â
You left Joker at the penthouse well before the sun started to rise. Today was a big day and there was no time to waste. Â
You arrived at your designated booth to the sight of Cindy and her new assistant, Noah, bustling around. Noah was the first to spot you and his sweet sigh of relief made you laugh as you handed him coffee. Â
âBless you for this!â He downed the large cup in a matter of seconds. Sometimes Gen Z truly scared you. Â
Your concerned gaze shifted to Cindy who was talking to two men, pointing to where you taped off a natural line for fans to queue. They nodded and started setting up the rope barriers. Â
The last of your booth decor was being put into place while two helpers from Cindyâs office were arranging your books in a neat but approachable, display. Â
The meet and greet photo booth was taking shape nearby and you loved how the art you commissioned a fan to create turned out. It was all coming together. Â
All that was left was the people. Â
An officiant walked by an hour later brandishing a bullhorn. âDoors open in fifteen! Please be at your designated areas in fifteen minutes. Thank you.â Â
Cue your panic attack. Â
Cindy spotted it and ran over. She pressed your face with blotting paper and offered you a water bottle. âY/n.... deep breaths, okay? These are your loyal fans. You were born ready for this. Natural smiles, calm demeanor, and a steady hand. Repeat that.âÂ
âRepeat what?â Â
She pinched her nose, sighing. Â
Cindy wouldnât be able to hover over you all morning; that was Noahâs job. The new intern would blend right in with the crowdâs demographic and offer you some moral support while Cindy took care of the networking aspect of things. Â
You could use all the support you could get to survive to the afternoon presentation. Â
Cindy was smart to schedule it later on in the day in an attempt to help build up some courage for you. It beat presenting bright and early like other seasoned GothCon headliners were doing. Â
It was all too much to think about. Then you remembered Cindy patiently waiting for a response. Â
âIâll be fine.â You rehearsed your panic signals. Overwhelmed. I need a break. Abort. You could escape all by fiddling with your earrings or sharpie. Hopefully it wouldnât come to those extremes. Â
You waved Cindy away and sat up tall, right as the announcer came over the convention center speakers welcoming everyone to this yearâs GothCon. Â
Strangely enough, your face broke out into a genuine smile when curious, and ecstatic, fans started to pour into the building. Perhaps you would be fine after all. Â
You were handing a special Braille edition to a young girl when you spotted the next person in line. âWill!â you waved at the twelve-year old and his group of friends. Â
They were quite shocked when you stood up to hug William like a close friend. Â
It wasnât time for meet and greets and you knew the line of fans were giving the preteen a mean jealous glare. âYou made it!!â You beamed. Â
âHaha yeah.. Thanks for the scoring us the tickets btw. Your hands are healed!â Will clapped them, earning a laugh out of you. Â
So much had happened in your life since meeting the little Brit. Joker cutting your hands seemed like the least of your worries. Â
You held your silver sharpie like a wand. âYes, all healed which means... do you really need another signed copy?â Â
Will took offense. He held up his special edition copy as if it explained itself. It did. There was only a few thousand floating around due to the hand painted edges and embossed crest on the sleek hardcover. Another collaboration with a talented fan of yours at work. Â
âY/n, Iâm hurt.â He didnât have to call you out like that. Â
âOkay, okay.. Iâll sign your special edition, geez.â You took your time swooping the letters of your name and emphasizing the swirls that lead to your drawn heart. You loved your Avant Garde signature. No one could replicate it. Â
Will stood to the side as you signed his three friends copies and made light conversation. Â
They asked how you knew Will so closely and you boosted the boyâs ego by telling them the truth. Not everyone got to have their favorite author show up at their doorstep for dinner. Â
You hoped Will would overcome his social anxiety and flourish with his new friends. You saw so much of your younger self in him. Â
You handed your book back to Willâs friend. âOh, donât forget to stay for my segment! Itâs after the meet and greet block.â Â
Noah cleared his throat as he walked by your booth, signaling you spent too much time with William and his friends. You winced and waved them off to greet the next fan in line. Â
You didnât understand why you were so nervous earlier. Â
Interacting with your fans came naturally to you after the first few awkward minutes. Sure, you messed up a signature or two, no one cared as long as they got a signed copy. Â
Once the autograph line diminished a bit, coordinators guided you over to the big photo shoot area you had set up. Â
There the bulk of your nerves came out. Talking about your books and signing them was one thing, taking pictures was where you panicked. The constant flashing light did something to you mentally.Â
Case in point, a pair of twins were spouting their theories about a fourth WHB book when they surprised you by taking out their personal cell phones. Â
The prohibited flash caught you off guard and you jumped back, feeling an episode kicking in. Â
Water rushed in your ears, and it made their concerned, âare you okay? sound miles away. Did you nod? Did you touch your earring? Who knows. You needed a minute and neither Noah or Cindy was around to rescue you. Â
What if someone was filming and posted your panic attack on social media? Cindyâs PR team would murder you.. So many worries piled on and threatened to topple you over. Â
You had to be seeing things. Â
In your panic scan for an exit, your eyes caught the sight of green in the crowd. Like a light switch, your heartbeat calmed. The stacked noise of background conversations and music rushed back. You were above the water and steady on your feet. Â
That slight glimpse grounded you. Â
âOmg Y/n? Are you like, okay? I hope I didnât offend you!â One of the twins said. Â
You sent her a reassuring smile. âIâm okay, the um.. flash mustâveâHunter is very much alive. I canât kill off the eye candy!â Â
That got them both to squealing (and diverted the curious eyes away from you) and just like that, the next person was stepping up for their twenty minutes. You hugged and exchanged pleasantries, but your mind was elsewhere. Â
You couldnât shake the sight out of your head. Was Joker really in the crowd or were you seeing things? It wouldnât be the first time you hallucinated him. Â
ââand Iâm so happy youâre so inclusive with your stories! I just love you!â Â
This current fan was dressed in an elaborate cosplay from some manga youâve seen once or twice. It was interesting to see how diverse people were with literature. Your novels were a far cry from comics, yet you still had a place here at GothCon. Â
Mind blowing. And more so, the turnout you got was insane. Â
Noah mustâve seen how you were struggling with this current fan. Â
They stuck to character and spoke just like them, making understanding them a bit of a challenge. Noah stepped in with his own bubbly persona. Â
âHi! Love the cosplay girl, but I gotta wrap this up. Attention everyone! Please join us in 2A for our big surprise after lunch! Yes, Room 2A!âÂ
He grabbed your hand and whisked you away before you could utter a single goodbye. Â
âNoah!â You werenât upset, more like impressed.Â
He ushered you into the designated staff area in no time. âI am not missing out on lunch. Cindy promised catering.âÂ
Both of you shared a look. âOf course she did.âÂ
How the businesswoman got piping hot food from your favorite restaurant in the rush and madness of GothCon, the world may never know. Â
Your team actually sat down in an empty banquet room for lunch unlike other presenters. You saw one eating instant noodles in the staff hallway. It really paid to be organized. Â
In between bites of food, you rehearsed your upcoming speech and did a mock presentation without too many stutters. Â
âYouâre overthinking it, Y/n. Itâs perfect, I promise.â Lily, a content editor from Cindyâs Publisher house, spoke up. The team all nodded in agreement, but it wasnât enough for you. Â
Cindy set her fork down before adding in her two cents. âI agree, Y/n. Donât shoot for perfection.âÂ
âSays the woman eating seared Halibut at a convention center.â You said with a groan. Your manager oozed perfection no matter the situation. Â
Cindy ignored the low chuckles floating around the room. âJust be your fun quirky self and youâll be fine.âÂ
Easy for her to say. She wasnât the one expected to face thousands of people in person and even more who were logging on to stream the segment. You felt ready to puke, especially when an event coordinator popped in to get you prepped for the stage. Â
It was showtime whether you were ready or not. Â
Cindy was the only familiar face backstage with you as multiple stagehands ran around performing sound checks, lighting, giving cues to the current guest on stage, etc. Â
It was chaos and you were smack in the middle of it. Â
Why couldnât this be done on a smaller stage? You quickly reminded yourself that you were considered big league now. People paid to gain admission to your stage slot. Lots of people that required a large banquet hall to hold, thus a big fancy stage. Â
You handed off your USB to a technician who disappeared inside a back room. Giant screens and professional effects were at work here, but it went all over your head. You were a ball of nerves ready to explode. Â
Cindy took pity on your fourth pacing circuit and stepped in your path. Â
âY/n, you can do this. How many times have we practiced in my office?â Cindy frowned when you continued to pace, not hearing a word she said. âIâll fetch you some water.â She sighed. Â
She really hoped the problems in your life didnât ruin this once in a lifetime experience. Â
The second she stepped away, a tall man dressed in security garb walked past dragging you behind a large tote stack of equipment and out of sight of everyone backstage. Â
The cautionary hand over your mouth fell when he tugged his face mask down to show himself. There was no need; you recognized those eyes from anywhere. Â
âJoker?!â you hissed quietly. Thank God you werenât hallucinating earlier!Â
He silenced you with a much-needed kiss. His hands were balmy cupping your face and you melted into the comfort J provided. You whined when he pulled away. Â
âNot so loud, Bunny.â He glanced around the totes to see if anyone heard your slip of the tongue.Â
The coast was clear for now. âI had to check on ya.â He wrapped you up in his arms and rocked you gently in that silly way of his. It drew a giggle from you, just as planned. âYouâll do great. I. Know. It. Hey. Look at me, mmh?â Â
You looked up on command. âThereâs my girl. Go out there and have fun mkay?â He encouraged you to nod with him. Â
Both of you heard a stagehand calling your nameâbreaking the stolen moment you had with Joker. Â
He grumbled but kissed you one final time before pushing you back into the hustle and bustle. The stagehand sighed in relief seeing you reappear. There was no time to look for a missing presenter. Â
They handed you a mic and Cindy gave you a thumbs up as a vocal announcer welcomed you on stage. Â
You could hear the audience all riled up and excited. Was it too late to make a run for it? Jokerâs words were the fuel to help you skip onto the stage. Â
Cindy clapped along like any proud manager would, but her eyes flickered over to the dimly lit corner from where you mysteriously emerged from. Â
What were you doing back there? Â
Now was not the time to wonder. The audience was chanting your name, and you bashfully stood in the spotlight, soaking up the attention.Â
Just like we rehearsed. Go out there and have fun. You were born ready for this.Â
Everyoneâs words of encouragement pounded in your head. You exhaled and raised the mic to your lips. Â
âHey hi and hello! Thank you all for your attendance! Wow, that sounds so academic. Am I a professor now?â Your natural rambling earned you a collective chuckle from the crowd. These were your fans and fellow readers who loved you unconditionally. Why were you worried?Â
You shook your head to reset the speech engrained in your head. âAnyhoooo. Letâs try that again. Hey hi and hello, welcome to GothCon!!â Â
The crowd roared their greeting, feeding off of your sudden burst of energy. Â
âAlright thatâs more like it! We made it to GothCon loves and if you follow me on socials.... I promised a big, huuuuuge surprise. So! Letâs discuss our favorite handsome trio. The boys have been up to no good! I mean.. Bill might be dead!â Â
You paused for dramatic effect as girls screamed like mad. You paced the stage, giggling into the mic. You were known for being a troll and your fans loved it.Â
âAnd we cannot forget about Hunter finding the connection to our world. Who knows.. he might hunt down the reader whoâs responsible for these senseless murders.â You looked directly into the main camera so the haters (mostly Harvey Dent) could get the message. Â
Your books were works of fiction despite it being the readerâs fault the in-book characters kept dying. Â
âNow I think all of you would love a fourth installment..â The audience held their breath knowing something big was coming. The suspense was growing just like you rehearsed. You were a romance/thriller author after all. Â
Someone in the crowd grew impatient and cried out, âOMG, Iâm gunna die!â Â
âPlease donât.â You replied just as quickly. That earned you another collective laugh. Â
âOkay, I trolled you guys and gals for too long! My publisher house is partnering with The Wayne Enterprises... yeah that Wayne, to give us all what weâve been craving.â Â
You cued for the video to begin. The banquet hallâs lighting dimmed as the giant screens started to play your promo. Â
The screen was stark white until it came alive with your distinct handwriting filling the screen. You worked with special effects and the graphicâs team to make this possible. Â
Your own hand wrote out, Will. Hunter. Bill: Official Script and the crowd went insane. Â
A clip of you and Wayne Enterprises production team brainstorming played on as it cut to show bullet points of potential actors you had in mind, teasers of storylines, and other goodies. The video was one big promo to announce the obvious. Your book series was green lit for film. Â
The announcement was an instant hit. Â
You were too busy watching your fans go berserk that you almost didnât see the screen begin to glitch. Finally hearing the track skip made you react in your typical comical flair. Â
âWoah, technical difficulties in 2024? Thatâs wild. Can we get this troubleshooted backstage, please?â Â
You turned to the crowd to apologize when you noticed the horror on one girl's face in the front row. âWhatâs wrong?âÂ
She pointed up at the screen. You turned back around to witness your worst nightmare unfolding.Â
The glitch was far worse than you imagined. Your movie promo was gone and recent pictures of you and Joker out and about, all of them depicting a red x crossing out Jâs face, covered the screens. There were so many... Â
You and Joker at the grocery store. At an amusement park near the apartment. Leaving Euphoria that night in Atlanta. Walking around together in Marthaâs Vineyard. Shopping at Tiffanyâs... Â
Every private moment you spent with Joker was on display for everyone to see. Thankfully, his face wasnât shown but the bloody red covering it made it clear that someone wanted him gone. Â
And you didnât have to guess who was behind this hack. The last picture shown made your blood run cold. Â
You could never forget that day. Â
You could still feel the silk dress against your legs and the weight of the arm slung over your shoulders. The picture was taken the day your life changed forever. You sat at the VIP booth in Vincentâs restaurant cuddled up with his nephew, Tyler Bicchieri.Â
Your past self was smiling wide at the camera while the monster hidden in plain sight had his eyes firmly on you. His knowing grin sickened you. Â
Joker didnât care about the consequences. He saw the video glitch out and instantly reacted. The same pictures that were delivered to the beach house (along with some new additions) were being aired out for the world to see. It was a mild warning before. Now it was a promise. Â
Your ex had declared war. Â
Joker pushed his way past the backstage crew and actual security trying to bring peace to the assembly. A voice announcer was reminding the guests to remain calm as they experienced technical difficulties. Â
Technicians were trying to shut down the video with little success. It was pure madness. The only thing on Jokerâs mind was getting to you. Â
You were frozen on stage, too horrified to scream. Your eyes were glued to the message blinking on screen.Â
Canât hide forever honeydew. Iâll see you soon.Â
Joker radioed for Frost and the others to have the car ready as he picked you up bridal style and fled the scene. Â
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#alastor hazbin hotel x reader#alastor hazbin x reader#hazbin hotel x reader#alastor x reader#alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#I don't want him fixed#YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM#he's no fun fixed#I want him whipped and INSANE#come into MY HOUSE#try to fix MY MAN#lol jk#It was just too funny to me#had to say it
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#the real reason I like humanized versions#lol jk#âŠunless#fnaf daycare attendant#sundrop#moondrop#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#my art#I love their biblically accurate and pretty boy versions equally#those rays tho#and the hat#I cry everytime
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(anime sparkling sounds)
#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#rdr2 fanart#john marston#javier escuella#jovier#kayomin#what if john tripped and fell on top of javier while he was playing the guitar like the classic anime move#plot twist what if john tripped on purpose#or plot twist: javier (or someone else) calculated john's walk and placed the convenient rock in anticipation#lol jk#john's ass shot was going to be flat shaded but...
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how born avery
#lemme teach u about the birds and the bees my friend#lol jk#or am i.........#inside out#inside out 2#inside out fear#inside out disgust#disear#fashion disaster#my art#doodles#ask
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Hey Arnold 2024 Shortaki Week! Day 3- "Trapped" lyrics by genesis
#shortakiweek#hey arnold#shortaki#betaruga-HA#this boy falls in love with his bully ok he gun be a FREAK#lol jk#not really tho from a psyche standpoint iiiiiiits actually kinda funny lmao#arnold finally realizing the little pink book of sappy poetry about him is hers#him realizing he's actually batshit insane#step on me again lmaaoooooO
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Agatha S2 & Wiccan show work as one for me. Kathryn stays as a comedic genius across Joe's baby Wiccan where they grow closer while exploring plot points like-lack of control over their magic, dealing with guilt & darkness that comes with it, acknowledging that Billy was created from scratch too and is the son that survived. There's a story here with these two:)
Billy's identity crisis
Billy and Wanda
Both Wanda and Agatha have been written to have lost their chance at raising their boys, until now that they meet Billy but the story is more sophisticated that just giving a son back- it's what these women actively choose to do for him, and what all he returns, all in the backdrop of immeasurable potential that ties these characters together, along with an emotional bond.
Wanda lends Billy his heritage while the Kaplans keep him grounded and Agatha essentially raises the Demiurge. I cant wait for her to break it to him like she did to Wanda, except they would have grown much closer by the time and she would have such a proud face.
I am going to be delulu here on and write a scene where Billy's sheer unadulterated wish of wellbeing for Agatha, actually resurrects her(involving tears and all the dramatics), tying it all with the origins of the primordial elder god Demiurge, who Billy is understood to be a derivative of, destined to become the sentient force of LIFE, representing everything on the earth's biosphere.(I might or might not have a tiny plant grow out of Billy's tears, cuz baby that's life)
If MCU can have Wanda play with the chaos magic lore, so can Billy. I just read a short thread on Chaos Magic and it essentially connects back to the origin of life, probability of existence, that i derive to be the big bang. Bro carries stars on his suit. What did we expect.
#billy kaplan#agatha all along#billy maximoff#joe locke#marvel#agatha harkness#wiccan#mcu#wanda maximoff#demiurge#brain storming#marvel theory#mcu theory#jac schaeffer#if you're reading this#give me a chance#lol jk#agatha show#wiccan show#vision quest#heartstopper#elizabeth olsen#scarlet witch#lilia calderu#rio vidal#alice wu gulliver#jennifer kale#kathryn hahn#aubrey plaza#young avengers
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I can't help but think half of Silver's childhood involved Sebek's family saying "no Lilia" over and over.
"Who needs a bottle? A mug will do!" "Lilia no."
"Oh, baby Silver needs a bath, I'll give him some privacy even though he can barely hold his head up." "Lilia, no!"
"Oh, wants to work the stove alone at 5 yrs old? Well, indepence is a good thing!" "Lilia, no."
"Welp, he's old enough to start training! Here's a real sword to practice with." "No, Lilia!"
"Welp! I'm off to travel for weeks on end! Take of the house all alone in the middle of the woods full of bears and wolves!" "Dammit, Lilia! Will you read the parenting book already?!
#lol jk#jk#I know lilia had a rough time time at the start but he's not that irresponsible#I hope#Thank goodness Malleus checked in and and actually read the parenting book#lilia vanrouge#twst#mine#twisted wonderland#twst silver#silver twst#silver vanrouge#silver twisted wonderland#lilia twst#lilia twisted wonderland#zigvolt family#but seriously
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There, you see her. Sitting there across the way. She don't got a lot to say, but there's something about her.
#the little mermaid#the little mermaid 2023#ariel x eric#disney#disneyedit#disneynetwork#bigfrozensix#disneyfeverdaily#disneydaily#disneymydear#nessa007#userthing#tlmedit#them#always them#forever them#if you donât get them! thatâs on youđ«”đŸ#lol jk
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yeah for the ask game, I have psychoanalyzed your fic and concluded that you suffer from a serious condition called âwanting to top bruce wayneâ.
donât we all??
#lol jk#isnât that why weâre here tho anon#bruce wayne#batman#dc#asks#theresurrectionist#myfic#anon#ask game
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Keanu Reeves performing at The Roxy in Los Angeles - July 18, 2023
#keke do you need a hair tie babe I got you#Keanu Reeves#kreevesedit#keanuedit#*#flashing gif#derailed my whole day#LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS#I LOVE AN OLD MAN#bassist bf#gettin real sick of this tall old man giving me cute aggression#lol jk#get you a man who will give you cute aggression and also cause you to want to invest in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use#iykyk#me 5'4": i will pick him up#men tucking their hair behind their ear..... *air raid sirens*#he just vibin#i love him your honor#also i love arm#we're not gonna talk about the fingers we're not#*cash register noise* *glass breaking* *car horn*#*me in my yard apologizing to abc news*#i didn't need 14 gifs but tumblr said i could so suffer with me i guess#or take me out back idc#i don't think im gonna survive this tour#clearly#i was gonna talk about man sweat but it made me feel like that one orc from lotr so i won't#it's me hi im the problem it's me#does that bass wanna trade places? i am free 24/7 365 just call me thank you for your time
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Uuuh... made this fire comic, I think a new talent unlocked XP
(Help me, i've been obsessing over these two lmaoo, they literally belong together)
Haha
#phoenix wright#ace attorney#miles edgeworth#wrightworth#shipping#my otp#otp#funny#meme#so hot and sexy#fanfic#smut fic#smut fanfiction#lol#comics#lol jk#lol jk jk#im normal#i have a problem#why am i like this#why did i make this#art#ace attorney edgeworth#fandom#ironic#im kidding#this is a joke#yaoi#old man yaoi#ship art
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Heaven's dumpster fire everyone!!
#adam hazbin hotel#adam x reader#adam hazbin hotel x reader#adam hazbin x reader#first husband worst husband#they should've given him a boyfriend#he likes puss too much#make his true love a boy#don't kill him#oops too late#LOL JK#I LOVE THIS BASTARD
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I often forget that youâre not just the core four yj members stacked on top of each other in a trench coat
hahahaha I wish I was! Yj98 are clearly the best Teen Hero team EVER, and being them would be very rad.
(âNobody says rad anymore Tim-â âshut up Kon everyone says radâ âNo not really, thatâs just you dudeâ âsays the guy who exclusively uses future lingoâ âfuture lingo is cool Cassie!â âYou mean ra-â âTIM!â)
#Lol jk#thanks for the ask tho!#ask#yj98#yj#90s young justice#tim drake#kon el kent#kon el#cassie sandsmark#bart allan#bart allen#red robin#robin#kon el superboy#superboy#wondergirl#impulse#young justice#young just us#dc comics#dc impulse#yj 1998#yj core four
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The Past đ Atlas
As I approach the club, the bass is already thumping from the floor above. Despite the cold, they have the large floor-to-ceiling accordion doors open wide to allow the air to flow for the dancers and DJ. Something Iâm sure Iâll be grateful for later.
I notice Ash first, his back is to me with his teal hair practically glowing in the neon lights. Heâs standing with Lex and a few of her friends in a circle on the side of the building. I met Lexâs friends once before at a concert last year, but I donât remember any of their names. They all seem nice enough, but it wasnât exactly the environment to get to know them, and I doubt tonight will be any different.
âAtlas!!â Lex squeals and runs toward me at full speed when she notices me walking up. I smile and brace myself as she jumps up and attaches herself to me, squeezing the air from my lungs. âIâm so happy you came!â
âHappy Birthday!â I say when she releases her grip, and I set her back on her feet.
âThank you. Now, give me your hand,â she demands. I do as she says, and she places a small tablet in the center of my palm.
âAha, what did you bring?â I ask, but she just smiles and pulls on my arm, leading me to the rest of the group.
I wave hello to everyone as we approach, and then sidle up next to Ash and lean into him to say, âHey.â
He looks up at me and smiles, âGlad you could make it.â
âDid you take one of these?â I ask, showing him the tablet Lex gave me.
âNot yet,â he says, âstill deciding if I want to.â
âIâm only going to take half if you want to split it with me.â
âYeah, actually, thatâs a good idea. I hate getting too fucked up.â
âMe too,â I say as I bite the edge of it, careful not to bite it directly in half because I know it will crumble a bit anyway. The flavor is incredibly bitter, almost too much even for me. I feel a little guilty handing the other half to Ash and watching his face twist up as he swallows it.
One of Lexâs friends, a petite girl with a blonde pixie cut and glitter covering her eyelids, hands us her water bottle, âHere, you guys can finish it.â
âThank you,â I say sincerely. She is now my favorite. âRemind me what your name is?â
âBlair,â she smiles and points to herself
âRight, thank you, Blair.â I take a small sip of water, just enough to wash away whatever crumbs are left behind in my mouth, and then hand the bottle to Ash who happily chugs the rest.
âThank you so much,â he says to Blair before walking over to toss the bottle in the recycle bin.
Once inside, we stop at the counter to check our jackets with a bubbly woman who is offering everyone a Starburst from a bowl placed conveniently next to a tip jar complete with a QR code to tip digitally if you donât have cash. I donât touch the candy, but I do leave a generous tip when I hand her my favorite zip-up hoodie. She hands me back a numbered stub, and I take a photo of it with my phone before shoving it into my pocket, just in case.
I turn to step aside and make room for the others but stop when I see Ash pulling his hoodie up over his head. His t-shirt is stuck to it causing it to rise up and expose the bare skin of his waist. My brain short-circuits, all thoughts leaving my mind aside from the image of wrapping my hands around that waist, of getting on my knees andâ âOw!â
Lex pinches the back of my arm, snapping me back to reality. I look over at her and she points at me, her eyes squinting to a glare behind her glasses, clearly in best-friend-protection mode. âWhat was that for?â As if I donât already know. Sheâs forgiven me for the way I hurt Ash before but obviously not forgotten.
âDonât play dumb with me. Iâm watching you.â
I hold my hands up in surrender, âYou have nothing to worry about, I promise.â
âMhm,â is all she says before turning away and hooking arms with Ash as they walk up the stairs.
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#narrator voice: but she did have something to worry about#lol jk#or am i#all i know is.. it's gonna be a long night#đȘ©đșđđ©”#cw drugs#ts4#ts4 simblr#ts4 story#sims 4#sims 4 storytelling#sims 4 challenge#starsignchallenge#starsignlegacychallenge#gen1 aries#aries pt4#past#atlas stephens#asher goode#lex mcphee#blair#tess#charlee#i already forgot lex's friends last names#note to future me#pls update character tags
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Raudrey book 1 finale summary
#can't relate personally i think it was hot af of him#but to each their own i guess#lol jk#anyway raphael romance is going great#the ship is not sinking we are just remodelling into a submarine!!#romance club#romance club memes#astrea's broken heart#rc audrey#rc raphael#bitch speaks#rc update#rc spoilers
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