#Lol She Ded

[funtimespringscare101]

NO FUCKING WAY THE FAMILY GUY DEATH POSE?!

[dimorphodon-x]

A trio of the cutest dino mountain goats.

(They had just committed moidah)

[spybiote]

its just the way april can fit into so many universes like she's a grumpy former russian child-spy turned assassin who is half alien like ??? she's an avenger, gaurdian of the galaxy and a thunderbolt like ??? she's so adaptable but instead they blew her up

[cosmic-ships]

I'm watching my fav fal.lou.t you.tu.be.r/strea.mer play Fal.lou.t 1 in Fal.lou.t 4 and I cannot stop laughing over the "critical miss"

"you critically missed" *Character model ragdolls to the ground*

J.a.b.o: "You critically missed....I fell over!!" *is giggling*

[harpygon]

I'm sorry for posting about Leo being alive. I low-key jinxed it. My girl got blown to bits by a nuclear bomb.

[moonsbijou]

i am sorry but eddies is literally the worst like WUT R U DOING???!!!

[waittheydontloveyou]

Happy Mother’s Day! I washed the dishes last night. So today molly got clean dishes out to wash for me. For Mother’s Day 🥺😂😭💀

Junior said he’d listen to me today and be “good”. 😂

[calpicowater]

Week 14.8/52: April 3rd - April 9th 2023 | Japanese Afternoon Tea 🍵

Reunited with Yvonne aka one of my closest friends in high school. It’s been 6 years since we last hung out and maybe 10 years since we had a proper meal together HAHAHAA. Went to try the afternoon tea at Tsujiri. Tier 1: eel rice, salad, sushi rolls. Tier 2: matcha cheesecake, matcha macarons, biscuits, jam. Tier 3: matcha & hojicha ice cream and dangos. Overall very yum. Not SUPER fulling, I definitely had another dinner after this but it’s a super nice thing to eat if you want to sit there and just talk for 3 hours (which is exactly what we did). Nice catch ups!! 

[dumgorl]

[sillylileggy]

STAR TEA NOOOOOO

Welp grimace got her too

[marathedemonoverlord]

Forgot to submit this; Lesson 12 is weird. A whole lesson on my ass while immortal demons suck me off is nice but I was just thinking "Mannnn my breaths gonna be so disgusting... And my skin... And my hair... And... Everything."

So here's my MC Mara with her makeup wearing ass waking up and feeling like ass after that lol

That don't stop the bros tho they see her sleeping and like " 👀 " and still kiss that. I don't envy them lol (And it did catch me off guard cause I chose the "I love you" option thinking it'd be a tender moment but my brain didn't connect it would lead to a kiss until I was halfway through the brothers - They all got a turn - I didn't even kiss or mack on them until this moment LOL )

[snailvibes]

building a 12 foot fence around maya and putting her family in it so she's safe from the danger

Maya’s curious if she can decorate the fence

[ndostairlyrium]

Fighting Style Meme

tagged by @demandthedoodles​​ eons ago, sorry! Thanks for tagging me, I love these things ;; I’m tagging whoever replies with a “<3″

Putting everything under a read more to prevent your eyes from bleeding since it’s long 

Elanor Cousland

Her philosophy is strike first, ask questions later. She has been training since she was a kid, practicing her craft daily because she really loves the art of fighting. She gives her all and never wants to stop. Preferred weapon is a battleaxe (Faith’s Edge).

fight honorably / fight dirty / prefer close-quarters / prefer range / chat during / go silent (snarling and growling though) / low pain tolerance / high pain tolerance / attack in bursts / attack steadily / go for the kill / aim to disarm / fight defensively / strike first / provoked easily / provoke their opponent / tease / get visibly frustrated / shout while attacking / use strategy / focus on their battle / experience conflicting thoughts during battle / rush in recklessly / try to read their opponent before fighting / fight wildly / fight calmly and, or apathetically / fight with anger / fight with excitement / fight because they have to / fight because they want to / fight without regard to wounds / run away when wounded / hide wounds / take a blow to protect another / prefer a blade / prefer to use their abilities / prefer a bow / prefer a shield / prefer a pole arm / prefer a personalized weapon / prefer magic or spells / prefer brawling / their greatest weakness is physical / their greatest weakness is mental / their greatest weakness is emotional / transform for battle / fight as they appear / rely on strength / rely on speed / use everything they have / hide their full potential / exhaust quickly / high stamina / doubt their strength / proceed with caution / behave arrogantly / brag after landing a hit / belittle their abilities / use psychological tactics / use brute strength / avoid civilians / strike down civilians / (it's civilians' own fault if they get in the way) / damage surroundings / avoid damaging surroundings / signature fighting style / making it up as they go / mastered skillset (berserker) / learning their skillset / fancy footwork / sloppy footwork / messy fighter / elegant fighter / accept defeat / refuse defeat / beg for mercy / compliment their opponent / insult their opponent  / use unnecessary movements / move efficiently / barely move / prefer to dodge / prefer to parry / defend their blindside / has no blindside / use all available advantages / strictly use one main method / play around / hold back / fight ruthlessly / show mercy if possible / wait for opponent to be ready / strike when opponent isn’t ready / fear death / fear pain / fear killing / has PTSD / avoid fighting / has lost a fight / has won a fight / has killed / refuses to kill / wants to die standing / would succumb slowly

Hawke

He’s one that prefers talking rather than swinging a weapon, unless the other part is eager to fight. In that case, he becomes the bearer of chaos and, damn, he enjoys it! Before reaching Kirkwall, his studies were focused on Entropy and he really was talented at it, but after Bethany died his attention shifted towards Elemental Magic - and Force Magic later. It was his way to cope with the loss while honoring her favorite family member. Preferred weapons are his fists (putting some rings on them because a broken nose is a happy nose <3) and a magical staff (Hawke’s Key).

fight honorably / fight dirty / prefer close-quarters / prefer range / chat during / go silent (snarling and growling though) / low pain tolerance / high pain tolerance / attack in bursts (when has to intimidate opponent) / attack steadily / go for the kill / aim to disarm / fight defensively / strike first / provoked easily / provoke their opponent / tease / get visibly frustrated / shout while attacking / use strategy / focus on their battle / experience conflicting thoughts during battle / rush in recklessly / try to read their opponent before fighting / fight wildly / fight calmly and, or apathetically / fight with anger / fight with excitement / fight because they have to / fight because they want to (rarely) / fight without regard to wounds / run away when wounded / hide wounds / take a blow to protect another / prefer a blade / prefer to use their abilities / prefer a bow / prefer a shield / prefer a pole arm / prefer a personalized weapon / prefer magic or spells / prefer brawling / their greatest weakness is physical / their greatest weakness is mental / their greatest weakness is emotional / transform for battle / fight as they appear / rely on strength (...magical power, not physical strength) / rely on speed / use everything they have / hide their full potential / exhaust quickly / high stamina / doubt their strength / proceed with caution / behave arrogantly / brag after landing a hit / belittle their abilities / use psychological tactics / use brute strength / avoid civilians / strike down civilians / (it's civilians' own fault if they get in the way) / damage surroundings / avoid damaging surroundings / signature fighting style / making it up as they go / mastered skillset / learning their skillset (elemental and force magic) / fancy footwork / sloppy footwork / messy fighter / elegant fighter / accept defeat / refuse defeat / beg contracts for mercy / compliment their opponent / insult their opponent  / use unnecessary movements / move efficiently / barely move / prefer to dodge / prefer to block (with magic) / defend their blindside / has no blindside / use all available advantages / strictly use one main method / play around / hold back / fight ruthlessly / show mercy if possible / wait for opponent to be ready / strike when opponent isn’t ready / fear death / fear pain / fear killing / has PTSD / avoid fighting / has lost a fight / has won a fight / has killed / refuses to kill / wants to die standing / would succumb slowly

Ankh Lavellan

Master strategist. Analyzing, visualizing, gaslighting, girlbossing her way through a fight. Wherever she can’t go, wait for traps and bombs to appear in her place. She strongly believes in second chances and hates the concept of punishment with her whole heart, consequently she’s prone to listening before opening fire (unless you attack first, you’re a menace for her clan/unarmed civilians, or a wild beast endangering villages). Preferred weapons are whatever she can place on the battlefield to slow down opponents, bow (she shifts through many, depending on her needs, but one of her favorites is Grunsmann’s Bow) and arrows.

fight honorably / fight dirty / prefer close-quarters / prefer range / chat during / go silent (snarling and growling though) / low pain tolerance / high pain tolerance / attack in bursts / attack steadily / go for the kill / aim to disarm / fight defensively / strike first / provoked easily / provoke their opponent / tease / get visibly frustrated / shout while attacking / use strategy / focus on their battle / experience conflicting thoughts during battle / rush in recklessly / try to read their opponent before fighting / fight wildly / fight calmly and, or apathetically / fight with anger / fight with excitement / fight because they have to / fight because they want to / fight without regard to wounds / run away when wounded / hide wounds / take a blow to protect another / prefer a blade / prefer to use their abilities / prefer a bow / prefer a shield / prefer a pole arm / prefer a personalized weapon / prefer magic or spells / prefer traps / prefer brawling / their greatest weakness is physical / their greatest weakness is mental / their greatest weakness is emotional / transform for battle / fight as they appear / rely on strength (...magical power, not physical strength) / rely on speed / use everything they have / hide their full potential / exhaust quickly / high stamina / doubt their strength / proceed with caution / behave arrogantly / brag after landing a hit / belittle their abilities / use psychological tactics / use brute strength / avoid civilians / strike down civilians / (it's civilians' own fault if they get in the way) / damage surroundings / avoid damaging surroundings / signature fighting style / making it up as they go / mastered skillset (archery, hunting) / learning their skillset (artificer) / fancy footwork / sloppy footwork / messy fighter / elegant fighter / accept defeat / refuse defeat / beg for mercy / compliment their opponent / insult their opponent  / use unnecessary movements / move efficiently / barely move / prefer to dodge / prefer to block (with magic)/ defend their blindside / has no blindside / use all available advantages / strictly use one main method / play around / hold back / fight ruthlessly / show mercy if possible / wait for opponent to be ready / strike when opponent isn’t ready / fear death / fear pain / fear killing / has PTSD / avoid fighting / has lost a fight / has won a fight / has killed / refuses to kill (if possible) / wants to die standing

[ded-ihn-uh-hul]

me when I me when me when I when

[leolovesthings]

He filed for a divorce and came out as bi.

And that gave her the courage to finally come out to him in private.

Some both the hubby (ex) and wife (ex) got themselves erratic student girlfriends. Talk about a midlife crisis!

Unfortunately they did not have enough money for a good living arrangement. With ex-hubby quickly eloping with his new partner, and the ex-wife still expecting their child, the apartment was getting beyond crowded. The money new people brought in they used on paying off the old loan.

This is where The Postman(tm) comes in!

He was one of the ex-husband fwbs, and they supported each other through the losses and a divorce. So much so he invited him and his new wife to stay with him!

No more benefits though (u r ugly and so is ur wife :)

[starry-space-galaxy]

Completely forgot this happened until I came across it.

BYE HARP NOTE