#Literally THE ONLY ‘z’ song I have…

[demoniccrowz]

devil doesn’t bargain - alec benjamin

elenor rigby - the beatles

maniac - conan gray

our love is god - heathers the musical

noels lament - ride the cyclone

ivory keys - amanda fagan

city of angels - em beihold

commander of the crows - lauren estes

riptide - vance joy

open arms - EPIC the musical

woe to the people of order - the shiny snivy

zero - imagine dragons

Im not even going to TRY tagging that many people ;-;

@enonbinary @mintydandelionpuffs @firefiiess and anyone else who wants…

rules: pick a song for each letter of your url and tag that many people (if you can):

tagged by @sapphire-to-the-rain !!

cell block tango

little lotte / the mirror

eat your young

aristos achaion

ruler of my heart

curious

loveless

o’ icarus

uninvited

death respect

lower one’s eyes

everything goes on

smiling

sign of the times

stop this flame

killer queen

yume no kanata

i’m not even going to try to tag my url lmao

@sneebl @glcive @pinkrosylux @catinasink + open

[clowningaroundmars]

just got my phone in da maaaiillll :3

i looove her omg

[kxsagi]

Hiii can i request a fic with sae with fem reader where she’s basically training him as the instagram boyfriend who takes all her baddie pics on instagram?? And it’s just him being done with her 🙏🏻

I’ve been reading ur fics btw I WANNA EAT THEM<3

https://www.instagram.com/share/BBBZ0w77HV

“𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝”

a/n: THE REEL LMAO (the only right way to train your man)

man, writing this can make you tell i’m a gen z kid help

(art credits go to l_An_pi on twt)

"sae. the lighting. you're not even trying." 

"i’m literally holding a reflector with one hand and your eight-pound camera with the other. what more do you want from me?" 

you huff, stomping over in your knee-high boots and micro-mini skirt like you're storming a runway. the sunglasses on your face slide down your nose from the force, and you push them back up with a dramatic sigh. your hair is perfect. your outfit is curated. the sun is doing god’s work behind you. the only thing ruining this moment? 

your instagram boyfriend is absolutely phoning it in. 

“okay. do you want to know what the problem is?” you say, taking the camera from him like you’re about to do a TED Talk. 

“not really,” he replies, deadpan. but you keep going. 

“angle. height. passion. you gotta take photos of me like you love me, sae.” 

“i do love you,” he says, monotone, “i just don’t love this.” 

he gestures vaguely at your little shoot setup in the middle of the park. there’s a tote bag full of props, a change of shoes hanging from a tree branch, your iced coffee abandoned on a bench, and a small crowd of pigeons that have taken a suspicious interest in your lip gloss. 

you ignore him. you’re in baddie mode. 

“okay okay, let’s reset.” you twirl dramatically back into position and strike a pose. “squat a little. lower. tilt the camera. pretend you’re obsessed with me.” 

he squats with a visible lack of enthusiasm, camera in hand, muttering, “i am obsessed with you, unfortunately.” 

click. click. click. 

“can you arch your back more?” he says suddenly, like it physically pains him. 

you blink. “oh? ohhh? look who’s getting into it.” 

“i’m not. i just know you’ll whine later if the photos don’t give ‘main character.’” 

you gasp, clutching your invisible pearls. “he listens!” 

he sighs. 

click. 

“sae,” you coo sweetly, “your aura is giving ‘held at gunpoint.’ can you give me, like, 10% more energy?” 

“this is my maximum energy for this,” he replies, completely expressionless. 

you pout. “but i need you to like... slay.” 

“i play 90-minute matches in front of international crowds. i don’t need to slay.” 

“you have to if you wanna keep dating a baddie,” you sing-song, blowing him a kiss before turning back around and adjusting your pose. 

sae zooms in and takes a few shots. despite his complaints, the photos are perfect. he’s frustratingly good at this. the composition? flawless. the lighting? divine. the candid ones where you’re mid-laugh? make you want to propose to him yourself. 

but you can’t let him know that. not yet. 

"okay, now let’s do outfit two,” you say, skipping over to the tree branch and grabbing your denim jacket and kitten heels. "also i wanna try that photo where you spin me around.” 

he stands up slowly, brushing the grass off his sweats. “you want me to spin you. in those heels.” 

"mhm," you nod, shimmying into your jacket, "for the aesthetic.” 

“for the hospital bill, you mean.” 

you roll your eyes and offer your hand. “c’mon, it’ll be cute. boyfriend content.” 

“i didn’t sign up for being content,” he grumbles, but he’s already reaching for you. he spins you once, gently, one hand holding yours and the other on your waist. you giggle as your hair flies around your face. 

“again! faster!” you demand. 

“you’ll die.” 

“it’ll be worth it if i die hot.” 

he looks at you with the flattest expression known to man. “you’re already hot. now stop moving so i can get the damn shot.” 

your heart jumps at that. not the compliment, he says that kind of stuff casually all the time. it’s the way he says it while adjusting the camera settings like he didn’t just casually drop a little you’re already hot while you’re spiraling like a tornado in heels. like he doesn’t even think twice about it. 

you recover with a smug grin. “so you do love being my instagram boyfriend.” 

“i love you,” he corrects, snapping a photo, “but i’m suing you for emotional damages after this.” 

later, when you’re scrolling through the photos together on the couch, you’re squealing and he’s pretending not to be proud of his work. 

“look at this one,” you shove the phone in his face. “you got the sun flare and my good side. you’re so talented. i’m giving you credit in the caption.” 

“no. absolutely not.” 

“too late. ‘photo credit: my man 💅’” 

he groans and flops back on the couch, arm behind his head. “i’m changing my name.” 

“your name is ‘my man’ now. congrats.” 

he glances at you, eyes soft despite the exasperated sigh he lets out. “you owe me.” 

“i’ll buy you kombucha seaweed tea. with sea salt, of course.” 

“you owe me more.” 

“i’ll submit your jawline to a fan account. or i can make a thirst trap edit of you!” 

“i want the last mochi ice cream in the fridge.” 

you gasp, scandalized. “the strawberry one?!” 

“compensation for emotional trauma,” he says, stealing your phone and scrolling through the pictures. you watch his brows furrow just slightly, like he’s analyzing his own angles, then relax. 

“… these are actually good,” he mutters. 

you smirk. “see? you are obsessed with me.” 

he side-eyes you, phone still in hand. “… i’ll deny it in public.” 

you lean over and kiss his cheek, giggling when he doesn't even pretend to hate it. “too bad. the internet’s gonna know. you’re caught in 4k, baby.” 

he snorts, finally letting the tiniest smile crack his face. 

“next time, i’m charging you by the hour.” 

“mhm. you’ll still do it for free.” 

“unfortunately,” he says, tucking a strand of your hair behind your ear, “you’re right.” 

and then he scrolls back to your favorite photo, saves it to his phone, and sets it as your contact picture. 

whipped. absolutely whipped. 

© 𝐤𝐱𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢

[hoodedjelly]

Sleep walk BTS post!

will go in depth with my process and put better quality drawings in here!

Before any of this i was listening to several fiddauthor/ford playlists to hear a song that really got my brain moving. Funny enough i didn't get Sleep walk from one of the 100+ song playlists i was listening to, it was in my oc playlist (thats a mad scientist who would've thought). Originally i wanted to make a fiddauthor animatic (who knows maybe i will), but THIS SONG just caught my brain in a way i couldn't refuse.

So i technically started working on it the late night of September 27, exactly a week ago! which yes yes i hear you all in unison go "WHAT???" to that, and all I have to say to that is.... I have untreated adhd and lots of caffeine in my system! (honestly felt like ford sometimes while workin on that animatic)

Started it off with some notes, then thumbnails. I had my tbob AND J3 open next to me stood up with clips for reference (prob looked a little insane looking back but its fine)

now for the rough animatic! i did this in Adobe animate 2022 (i'll get back to that later) the only thing that really got changed was i wanted to add the diner scene from j3. i realize now that it messed up the timeline i was going for with the animatic but i like to think things are out of order because of the state ford is in, things start to merge together.

After i sat with this rough animatic for a bit, i wasn't sure if i was going to make it in Adobe animate (what i usually do) or make it all in Clip Studio Paint. I wanted this animatic to be way more visually interesting then i usually do, so CSP it is. But! i only have CSP Pro, so i had to draw and export every single new frame from this animatic.

it was a little tedious at first (again never done an animatic like this before) but i got used to it! I edited it all together in CapCut and thats really it!

The missing J3 pages from TBOB spoke to me in a way that im not fully comfortable talking about to my followers. I put a lot of myself in this animatic then i'd want to realize, it's very important to me. The night when i uploaded it i was literally shaking with anxiety (and caffeine-) but the overwhelming support for it is really amazing, thank you so much! if you have any more questions please ask away i love talking about the art process.

Below im going to talk about the code and put HD backgrounds!

thank you for dyemro on here for cracking the code first! now i can talk about my insane little thought process about it

So i never planned to add a code until halfway through with the animatic. i was watching ThatGFFan videos and him talking about gravity falls codes got my brain cooking. i wanted something sweet and simple (i realize with dyemro's post it wasn't as simple as i thought, give me some slack it's my first time). like what you should with making codes you start at the end. And i wanted something that was a nice send off for drawing ford be fucking miserable for 1 minute and 30 seconds.

so i got this. (honestly every time i look at this drawing after finishing the animatic it makes me real emotional)

There are 4 codes in this whole animatic 0:02, 0:15, 0:30, and 0:58

wanted the first one to be REAL noticeable so people can stop and be like "wait... theres stuff in here". people usually think to use the bill symbols, but no! from the description theres a little hint to use the Author symbols

doing that code it leads to: imgu r.com /a/uZa iVfu (and if you know that double line a under a letter means capitalization + im a dumb dumb that used a code image that didn't have a Z so thats just a normal Z)

it makes a LINK! > imgur.com/a/uZaiVfu <

now enough of that boring stuff, heres some HD screenshots and backgrounds of my fav parts

[86espresso]

dancing is a dangerous game ⋆.˚ ★—ONE

(au masterlist)

SUM ; he did not 🙅‍♀️ wrap it before he tapped it

WARNINGS ; finding out that you’re pregnant, whole lot of awkward talking bc that’s what I’m best at 👍, mostly humor, zegras is jobless, fluff, oc character (readers bsf), kissing? allusions to sex, drinking, anxiety

NOTES ; first fic we ball 🙂‍↕️

WC ; 2.3k

“Your place, or mine?”

Your place or mine?

Your place or mine.

Jack Hughes wishes he was cool enough to say it the way his older brother did, but unfortunately, he was not that gifted. Matter of Quinn being more articulate and approachable.

The only times Jack actually got some was when a girl approached him, or when they were done with the whole third date thing.

Tonight, he decided he would telepathically flirt with you by staring across the room. To him, this is the most effective form of flirting. You’d have to catch his eyes eventually.

Your hair was wild, eyeliner smudged and lipstick blotted, the thrill and the alcohol had you dancing and singing and acting lively, he immediately needed to know you better.

Judging by your energy and the way you sang along to every single song made him believe you might be a fun person to hang out with outside of having you in his bed.

God, he’s already formed a false version of you in his head.

Jack winced, feeling Trevor’s razor of an elbow poking at his rib.

“Literally just talk to her, bro.”

Jack stood there blinking and watched as Trevor switched out their drinks, giving him the stronger one out of the two. He covered his rib before Trevor could bruise it again.

“Christ, don’t do that. I can’t just go up to her and talk. Look at her.”

Trevor looked. He didn’t really see much besides a pretty girl getting shitfaced. He just shrugged and made Jack chug the strong drink, ordering two more for him to push him further.

The rest of was bits and pieces in Jack’s memory. He did, indeed, get as shitfaced as you. He remembers you coming over after noticing his gaze, resting your head on his shoulder (he nearly shat his pants), taking a sip out of his shot glass boldly and telling him that you liked it. That may have been a life altering experience for him; he thanked whichever god he pleased enough to deserve this.

The alcohol messed up his memory a bit; but he remembers your lips on his neck in the cab, his lips on your hipbones, and the warmth of your body close to his right before he drifted to sleep.

And now, it’s morning. He’s cold, alone, heavily disoriented, and doesn’t know his own name.

He realized he doesn’t know your name either, and came to the disappointing realization that you hadn’t even left a note with your number before making your departure. With a frown, he realized he would probably never see you again.

[•••]

“There again? I thought you’d give up by now, buddy.”

Jack knew that Trevor knew that he was borderline desperate to meet you again, but it still made him indignant; he did not need to call him out.

“I just think it’s a fun place, Z. Doesn’t mean I’m going there for someone specifically.” He busied himself with the chips aisle, looking for the one weird flavor he’d been wanting. He could feel Trevor’s eye roll at the back of his head.

Yes, it’s been two goddamn months since that night.

Yes, he’s been suspiciously frequenting the bar since then.

No, there is no correlation between those events and you.

Trevor opened his mouth again, but that’s when they heard two voices arguing in the aisle next to him. Jack turned around and raised a brow at Trevor, a silent invitation to eavesdrop. He, of course, took the bait.

Now, when Trevor and Jack say they hate drama, they mean they hate being involved in it. Other people’s drama, however? They’re watching like hawks.

“Winnie, I don’t want to hear about it anymore.” Female. Familiar.

“But it’s only fair.” Female. Unfamiliar. “It’s that man’s fault his condom was too big either way! Plus, if he’s the fath—”

“The condom was too small of anything—”

At that moment, Jack moved a little too close to the rack of salsa dip, and rattled it hard, loudly enough for the ladies to pause their conversation. He cussed under his breath, hoping they would assume he just got there. He tried to ignore Trevor’s attempt at stifling his laugh.

“Excuse me? Are you alright?” You turn around the corner, and of course: It’s you, and Jack is elated.

He looks genuinely happy. You look like you just watched someone get skinned alive.

You immediately turn around, trying (and failing) to pretend like you didn’t see him. “Oh my god—Winnie, this is the guy. Save me.” You whisper desperately, watching Jack quickly fix the salsa dips in the corner of your eye before he turns to you fully.

“You—uh.” The words just won’t come out.

Trevor tried to save him. “Hi, im Trevor.” He sticks out his hand which you take. “You must be my one night stand-in law.” He grins.

Your eyes shift between him and Jack. “You’ve slept with him too?”

His hand goes limp in yours as Winnie graciously snorts with laughter. Luckily, that catches Trevor’s attention and he moves to greet her.

Jack decided, in that moment, that he just short circuited seeing you in sweatpants and a hood covering your head with strands of hair peeking out to frame your bare face. A contrast to when he first saw.

“Well, h-how have you been?” You ask awkwardly, wishing you could drop dead right about now.

“Pretty good. Yourself?” He leans gently against the shelf and crosses his arms, looking down at you with a small smile.

“Oh, I’ve been alright.” You laugh weekly and bring your hand up to rub your tired eyes; sleep was a privilege nowadays. You were about to indicate that you had to leave before stopping short at Winnie glaring holes in the side your face, knowing that your chances of escaping were gone and she wouldn’t let down until you told him. Winnie smiled warmly and turned to Jack, sticking her hand out.

“You must be Drew.”

“Jack.” He furrowed his eyebrows, shaking her hand. “That actually sounds nothing like Drew—”

“Oh, fuck, don’t worry about it, it was just a random name we ran with.” You laugh again, fiddling with the boxes in your hands.

Jack desperately wanted to say something like ‘you’ve talked about me?’ but it was clear that you were trying to avoid him like the plague, so he refrained from ruining his chances to talk to you any further.

Winnie whispered something to Trevor which made his eyes comically widen, then they pretended to busy themselves with the shelves of chocolates.

“You look nice.” Jack smiled, you really did look pretty. Tired, probably a little sick, but pretty. “Like, glowing-”

“Jesus, please, not a glow.” You groan, putting your face in your hands. Jack’s gaze drops to the boxes you were holding.

“What are those?”

Your breath caught in your throat. Him noticing was the final nail to the coffin. It made your situation real-er than ever.

With a supportive glance from Winnie, and a deep inhale, you look at Jack again. Into those pretty, azure eyes that drew you to him in the first place.

“Pregnancy tests?” You say meekly, though it sounded more like you were asking. You hated how weak it sounded. “Look I don’t even know if I even am pregnant—”

The salsa dip rack shook again as Jack held on to it. “Oh—”

“Listen, look,” you move closer to him, “you can literally never see me or the kid, if it exists, ever again. I’m financially stable and I have lots of friends here that support me, so—”

“Wait, you’re sure it’s mine?” His voice felt like an echo to himself.

“Uh—yeah. That’s part of the reason I left, I’ve never exactly done one-time things. And I only knew you for that one night, so I kind of panicked. Being with a stranger.” You fumble with the boxes again, your anxiety peeking because even though you shouldn’t care, his lack of response was stressful.

He seemed to notice that, because next thing he was putting both of his hands on your shoulders. It was weird but made you feel a little calmer.

“Hey—it’s not like I’m upset with you or anything, okay? I—uh, think you—we should first make sure you are pregnant.” He loosens his hold a bit and steps closer. “And if you plan on keeping it, I want to be there. For you and the kid, I mean. Stick around, y’know? I can’t imagine life without my dad.”

His sentiment made you heavily emotional; this was kind of intimate for people who barely knew each other, but intimacy is how you ended up here anyway.

You sniffle, nodding. You weren’t exactly sick, but you weren’t feeling your best.

Jack felt his heart go soft and he hugged you, enveloping you in much needed warmth. When you wrapped your arms around him, you caught Winnie’s eye over his shoulder and were sure of a few things;

One, If you were having a baby, you’re keeping it. You’re still young, but you’ve always wanted to be a young mother, even if it was with a father you knew better. Your support system was very fortunately intact, even without Jack.

And two, you were sure that Jack would keep his promise of ‘sticking around’.

[•••]

“So, like, what do you do?” Jack’s head snapped up to meet Winnie’s sharp gaze.

The four of them had just walked into your apartment and you locked yourself in the bathroom with the tests. Winnie and Trevor hit it off immediately but she was still skeptic of Jack.

“Hm?”

“Your job? Wait, don’t tell me you don’t—”

“I have a job.” Jack rolled his eyes “I play.” He replied shortly, his head still spinning.

“Play? Fuck does that mean? Like poker, the guitar, or what?” Winnie squinted her eyes. “If I catch anything weird about you, you’re out.” Jack didn’t miss the way Trevor grinned stupidly at her.

“I play hockey. Professionally. Just 20 minutes away, in Jersey.” Jack huffed, he didn’t like the added stress of appealing to your best friend.

“Hm. Interesting, can’t say I’ve ever heard of you, Drew—”

“Jack—”

“Hold on.” She typed something on her phone and turned it to him. “Is this you?” It is Jack’s instagram profile, so he nods. She scrolls through his following and quirks a brow, “your following looks like you just graduated from a private, all-girls high school.”

Jack doesn’t even know what to say to that, much less what it means, so he just stays quiet before the bathroom door unlocks.

“Winnie, 3 minute timer, please,” you say, drying your hands on a towel, eyeing the five tests lined up on the counter face down. You squeeze your eyes shut, feeling the anxiety crawl back up your spine.

You let yourself relax at Jack’s soothing back rubs, and observe quietly for a moment while he scowled at whatever Winnie and Trevor were making fun of him for. His jawline is just barely peppered with stubble and he smells really nice. You can see why he was the choice that night.

Jack is quick to look back at you, having to tilt his head slightly downwards as he catches the expression on your face.

“It’s going to okay,” he mouths.

And when you flipped over every test to see that you had a real life shit-machine growing inside of you, you believed him.

[•••]

Jack got off the phone with his mother with a small breath of relief. The hundreds of insecurities that initially made their way through his head were overshadowed by a feeling of happiness; his mother was quick to assure him that it won’t be that difficult to figure it out.

Winnie was kneeling in front of you on the couch, trying to be comforting. Or something like that.

“Kill that thing.”

“Winnie, what the hell?”

“Babe, you have work! You have other things to do! And—” she lowered her voice, “—Drew might not be around that much to help.” She straightened again. “If you really want to keep it then it’s up to you, though.” She added softly.

You appreciated Winnie’s outlook on your situation, but that wasn’t what you needed because you were really, genuinely, sure you were keeping the kid.

“For the third time, it’s Jack. Why—?”

“I’m sorry, she’s just like that.” You speak up, finding the small frown on Jack’s face rather endearing. “What—uh, what did your mom say?”

“She wants to meet you. She’s happy.”

“That’s really sweet.” You say with a yawn, exhausted from the days events. Jack’s mother seems nice, but you were too tired to feel scared of her at the moment.

Jack notices that you were tired and nudged Trevor so they leave, but not before everyone exchanged numbers.

[•••]

The next available weekend Jack’s mom could come over was in two weeks. Which meant he had to keep the little secret from everyone around him. Well, except Trevor.

Jack could feel himself already growing protective of his..son? daughter? Still, it was just insane to him that he was going to have a child. His own child.

He can handle the scrutiny, but he was afraid for you and how you would have to deal with all of the outside pressure.

He shrugged off the thoughts, chugged the rest of his beer, and decided to just sleep on it.

Waking up after a good rest, Jack realized he was more excited than anything. Who cares what people say? He’s always wanted kids and off the top of his head, he doesn’t know anyone better than you that he would have them with.

He’ll just have to be really impressive and devoted to gain your trust.

And that’s what he was going to do.

[bluewxrld07]

She's All I Wanna Be (Trevor Zegras)

Trevor Zegras x Reader - Instagram AU

Warning(s): Angst

Summary: Based off Tate McRae's song She's All I Wanna Be :)

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dixiedamelio Inner Miley Cyrus Bangerz era.... oh and pc to Z

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user1 ok but her suit slays

user2 anybody else notice she didn't tag Trevor? Little sis if you ask me

user3 We all know they're together at this point. They just don't want to rip the bandaid off

user2 Right? We all know he dumped yourusername to be with Dixie. He's just trying to avoid confirmation

charlidamelio 🦆

addisonrae Bod goals af

trevorzegras 😳

trevorzegras sorry still in awe of u

user4 He doesn't even try to hide it

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yourusername you want the girl with the small waist, and the perfect smile

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user1 She's always been so gorgeous I am obsessed w/her

user2 Glad to see a model who has the same body type as me owning it 🥰

user3 Yeeesshhhh Trevor's loss

user4 Why would she post something like this when her body looks like that? It's actually horrendous 🤢

user1 This is what healthy looks like first off? Second off she's a gym influencer who heavy lifts? What's your talent? Tell me her confidence levels are annoying you without actually telling me fr user4

yourbff Currrrves for daysss

yourbff Hottie w/ a body??!

jackhughes Bestie looking fine as always

yourbff um jackhughes bye she's my bff get your own bff since your last one has a trashy looking type jackhughes Shhhh don't expose me like that we don't claim it

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user1 well this wasn't on my bingo card

user2 omg isn't that Charli's sister? I forgot her name. What does she do???

user1 I'm dead, you really clowning her lmfao user2

user3 So much prettier than what's her face

user4 I miss yourusername

user5 It's the fact that she's back to her darker hair? Anyone finding that a little weird?

dixiedamelio All heart eyes for you 😘

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yourusername if you say she's nothing to worry about, then why'd close your eyes when I said it out loud?

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jackhughes Bring me my matcha latte

yourusername I'd already be there if someone didn't drop it, so we're getting you a new one jackhughes yourbff It wasn't my fault the door didn't announce its presence..... jackhughes only you'd blame the door yourbff

user1 Literally love this girl

user2 Kinda crazy Trevor posts Dixie right after yourusername posted. He also never posted her, so what makes Dixie so different lmao

user3 what’s crazier is that Dixie literally just dyed her hair blonde and cut it so short, to now having dark hair and extensions 🤔

yourbff You look sooo good

yourbff IM obsessed w/ YOU

user4 The shade lmfao crazy

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user1 ohhhh boy…

user2 Yeah it’s scary how much she’s tryna look like yourusername

tanamongeau Wow Dix ballsy as fuck lmao

yourbff interesting.

user3 SO glad yourbff sees it too

user4 Dixie can try to look like her, but she won’t ever be able to lift like her. Bet she can’t lift anything over ten pounds

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jackhughes We can lay on her and she still doesn’t feel a thing. Probably could lift us both with her eyes closed

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user1 I’m living for Jack being on her side during this lmfao

user2 The SHADE LMFAO JACK

user3 Let’s see Dixie try to remake this photo bahahah

yourbff Pretty sure you all fell asleep like that too

yourusername we did lmfao

colecaufield comfiest I’ve ever slept

jackhughes 10/10 recommend

yourbff Writing out the yelp review rn

l_hughes03 I call top next time

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yourbff I was just as amazed as Tate was when y/n lifted me onto her back. Carrying me on her back as well as she did with her last relationship. Stupid boy making her so sad

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tatemcrae That last line in your caption sounding a little familiar 🤔🤔

tatemcrae But also me next, me next!!

jackhughes I walked in on this

l_hughes03 I walked out on this

colecaufield I wanna be in on this

yourusername you’re all a pain in my ass on this

yourbff We just love you ok

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user1 This friendgroup is what I strive to have in life

user2 Dixie kicking and punching air rn

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dixiedamelio posted a photo!

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dixiedamelio all mine plus bff

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user1 Girl keep him lmfao nobody gonna steal him like you did to yourusername

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user2 Nah man not Alex bro rip 🥲🥲

trevorzegras all yours ❤️

charlidamelio He wanted someone he could show off whenever you go out

dixiedamelio I’ll wear a tight mini black dress with all my friends around 💅🏼

user3 ohhhh she PETTY petty

user4 Her and her sister wanna be besties with Tate and yourusername so bad omfg it’s a headache

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tanamongeau I think I’ve seen similar posts like these somewhere….🤔

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user1 OH NOW THIS WAS A TWIST

user2 Not her turning the lyrics around to call out Dixie oop

tatemcrae lyric change approved 😚❤️

yourusername 🥰💅🏼

yourbff kind of like this version better

tatemcrae Glad I’m not the only one

jackhughes Permission to call you mommy after seeing this post?

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l_hughes03 Wow you got rejected more than me my Freshman year at Umich jackhughes

colecaufield The better looking ex

user3 It’s the fact Trevor liked the post too I’m dead

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[bananaactivity]

My one goal with Carlos is to make him literally the coolest member of the core four. 🙏😔

For some reason I’ve been hiving the vast middle names idk why… But Carlos is Carlos Glenn de Vil after Glenn Close who plays Cruella in the 1996 live action 101 Dalmatians. AN ABSOLUTE ICON

I’ve also drawn up a couple of fits for Carlos too

This tiger print fit is based upon one of Glenn Closes costumes from her movie. I love this color on Carlos likeee dayummmm 🫣

I am struggling a bit keeping his features consistent but this fit is a slay… I’m toying with the idea of Carlos always wearing red gloves no matter the fit… his cigarette stick I’ve decide will always be red.

(Boyce had the most doe eyes I have ever seen on anybody so I really wanna keep those consistent toooo)

I think I’m going to write the Jay scene from Carlos’ point of view. I’m really loving his redesign and the way he views situations is very analytical which I love to write for ( I think I might like him more then Harry 😰)

Here is a small excerpt from a wip I call “Sonata” , it’s the story about Mal taking Uma’s Shell necklace, and Carlos telling her she Goofed big time:

Like a blur Jay was on his knees, his scimitars splayed out far from reach. Harry’s hands were stuffed to brim with slick brown hair. The edge of his cutlass pressed to just below his Adam’s apple, and the tip of his golden hook caressed the soft of Jays cheeks. “ I told yew Gorgeous, it’s ney so simple.” Jay swallowed as sword dug deeper into his throat, and Harry looked up the hall towards Mal, Evie, and Carlos. Carlos knew Harry so well, he gave only one warning to anyone crossing him, Carson hanging from his entrails had seemed like that warning but maybe he was giving Mal a second chance. It confused him, Harry’s methods were strict, every situation a do or die no second try, he didn’t give more choices than that.

Mal couldn’t spell him she was too slow and by that time Jay would have been minced meat. To Carlos absolutely agony she didn’t offer Harry the necklace, it couldn’t be clearer that he was giving them, no MAL, the chance to save Jay. Was she really that prideful? Then Harry laughed, a loud crazed noise, the resulting tremble giving Jay a cut the size of a hair. He gasped and Harry quieted and crouched lower, tilting his sword and jays head to opposing angles, and most peculiarly soothing him as he did so.

Jay strained but let out no more sound. Harry’s smile returned as he gazed deeper into Jays wild eyes. “ I like yew gorgeous~ Ye get straight to the point yur strong and I’d say the fairest challenge I’ve ‘ad in ten years.” He was whispering soft enough to be intimate, and loud enough for the spectacle. With a curious glance at Mal he lifted his brows a bit and continued “ If this is to be yur fayt I ‘ope to give yew one final swan song tou yur crew~ A… beautiful sonata o’ sorts, strung by my sword on the cords of yur throat ringing tru from the vibrato o’ your trachea, the final breaths yew gasp as you cling to the thinnest strings of your life, the gurgling o’ yur blud drowning out the final cords of your death and the grand finale: the deafening silence as yew slip swiftly into the unknown. I will do yew this service and remember the beautiful dulcet tunes o’ yur dying breaths. Lest yer crew find it in them to spare yur life, though I’m sure the sounds o’ yur death may be as beautiful a tune as I have ‘eard yet, ney they very well mey be so Id be in deep regret to take yew so soon Jay.”

That’s all I’m giving youuuu rn 😻

(Of course Jay survives this takes place before they get picked to go to Auradon Uni but you do nt know HOW he survived 🙄 Did Carlos plead for his life, did Mal give Harry the necklace, or did Harry chicken out of making an example of him, find out next time on dragon ball z)

[icanseethefuture333]

The Astrological Observation of Gen Z, (a series)

Part II 👶🏽🩷:

The birth of Gen Z children👩‍🍼:

Now what is described as a Gen Z baby is different depending on what method you use, but since we are using astrology, we determine that by looking at Pluto. Pluto is one of the slower moving planets and typically lasts in the same sign for over 12 years. In tropical astrology, what all Gen Z babies share is a Sagittarius Pluto (and it is in Scorpio if you fancy Vedic astrology 😎), Which begins in mid to late 1995 and ends in early to mid 2008. Some other placements that are shared for early 2000s babies is a Aquarius Uranus & Aquarius Neptune, While mid to late 2000s babies share a Pisces Uranus & Aquarius Neptune.

The most populated birth years of the 2000s in order were 1. 2000, 2. 2009, 3. 2008, 4. 2007, & 5. 2006. The least populated birth year being 2001. While the amount of births stayed consistent in 2002-2003 with only a slight increase by a million in 2004-2005.

00: 143.01 million

01: 133.88

02: 134.02

03: 134.40

04: 135.23

05: 135.80

06: 136.91

07: 138.56

08: 140.16

09: 141.20

The year 2000 was the start of the 21st century, so parents being excited for the new millennium and having lots of babies in the celebration of the new year makes a lot of sense. If we use January 1st 2000 as an example for a baby's birthday. That would mean that the parents would had to conceive / the mother to get pregnant around in April (9 months). In 1999, Jupiter was in Aries and Taurus was in Saturn. Prince wasn't lying when he said "we gonna party like it's 1999 (all night long)" - because y'all parents were doing the *Raven Symone voice* NASTY 😭. Aries is action oriented and hasty. So I believe the collective during this time actually made new year's resolutions that they could accomplish. I always associate Taurus with fertility, abundance, & pleasure. So when the sign rules over saturn, it creates the need to be focused on security, comfort, & protecting personal possessions. Add a Scorpio Lillith to the mix and yeah... 🥴 The song sums it up pretty well (fun fact it was also released in the year 2000 LMFAO)

Now let's see why there was such a decrease of babies being born in 2001.

Jupiter moves from Aries into Taurus/Gemini, Taurus still remained in Saturn, & then there was a Capricorn Lillith. So things got less hot and heavy 😅 (they got tired out from all that fucking huh LOL 💀). I believe that parents were too nervous to have any more children in this year. Also there was so many earth placements, so I believe there was more of a focus on finances, creating structure, and coming up with ideas/plans for a better future. Parents could of seen how crazy things got (The Y2K crisis, people acting out of fear thinking the world was ending, 9/11, etc) and just decided not to have as much children. The libido or sex drive could of died down for some couples as well. There was a lot of resistance from couples in this year for getting pregnant. Parents were more worried about business. The babies that were born in 2001 were most likely by accident or needed to be under the supervision of a doctor in order to help the parents conceive (also there could of been possible complications during the pregnancy 🤔?). The women were just over it during this year 😭

Now let's talk about the rise of babies being born in 2007-2009 when there was LITERALLY a god damn financial crisis going on 💀! It was so bad it got compared to the great depression and parents were just like "huh... yeah, I think this is a great time to have a baby" 😂. Guess what sign Lilith was during this time...? ("BITCH YOU GUESSED IT! HO! You was right"😈) FUCKING SCORPIO LILITH 💀 with a Virgo Saturn, Sagittarius Jupiter, and then Uranus finally transitioned from Aquarius to Pisces. Soooo it was giving anxious attachment, it's giving "I'm scared but aroused", the parents' idea of a coping method during this time was "let's use a baby as a way to have hope during such troubling times" 😭??? Couples during those years were not thinking clearly at all and with Pisces being the dreamer that she is 🙄... ("you're a dreamer, you dream a lot") as well as Sagittarius tryna act like they're mr. philosophical over here but instead is really just thinking with their dicks. It just made the parents overall act really delusional and they thought having a kid would give them hope for the future (like why would you do that to late Gen Z's and set them up like that omg 😭???). The financial crisis during 2007-2009 was described as: "The collapse of the housing market — fueled by low interest rates, easy credit, insufficient regulation, and toxic subprime mortgages — led to the economic crisis." So overall it was a period of parents only being intimate to try to find comfort in each other while also dealing with anxiety and not being able to see past their own illusions.

[theonyxstate]

10 people I want to know better

Tagged by @anxiousthoughts365, tysm!💗

Last Song: Sex Drugs Whatever by Vienna Vienna, Family Line by Conan Gray

Favourite Colour: Mine is purple, actually! and green. gods i love green

Last Movie: Either a rewatch of Mulan (the og one!) or Cars 2, I dont remember which one was first

Last TV Show: Ranczo ("Ranch") on Netflix, lovely eastern european production. iykyk

Sweet/Spicy/Savoury: see now i am fueled by chocolate, i can eat literally any amount. BUTTT that can only be because i have my salty snacks on standby... and spicy is an entirely different category (meals). i can eat some but unfortuantely i am white, so its very limited😔

Relationship: Married, they were a single mother when i met them, so technically i have an adoptive daughter? but she lives with her grandparents after we moved, so we dont exactly have this parent-child relationship... together we have one precious boy, though!

the boy! (no i dont have human children, im not old nor settled down enough lmao)

Last Thing I Googled: lyrics to Blame It On Us by Vienna Vienna and automatic pencils (istg ive got three broken ones & i miss them)

Latest Obsession: ZOOKEEPING

after in a zoo nearby some little tigers were born i cannot stop learning about animal conservation and zoos nasbhs

Looking Forward To: family trip i go on at the end of february!

No pressure tags:

@lettertovera @this-small-boat @dyl-z @moonymoom @howthebodyfallsapart @allonsy-moony @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Charlie: “Whhhew...! That was-”

Vaggie: “A lot?”

Charlie: “-better than expected!”

Vaggie: “No kidding. If I’d known inviting your dad here would get Alastor looking like a wet cat, I’d’ve pushed for it sooner.”

Charlie: “I’m just glad you pushed when you did.” (smooch) “Thank you. I’ve missed him.”

Vaggie: “Looks like he’s really missed you too, babe.”

Charlie: “Mm. Not enough to call, though.”

Vaggie: “Ehh, calling can be scary. Good thing you’re plenty brave.”

Charlie: “Only when you’re holding my hand!”

Vaggie: “Husk would say that’s an act of fucking bravery all on it’s own, letting yourself get grabbed by the small, mean, grumpy lady. Remind me not to help him out at the bar again ever. I think there’s vodka in my hair.”

Charlie: “I’ll try, but you know you’re gonna help anyway.” (second smooch) “Can I get a ‘you’re welcome’?”

Vaggie: (chuckling) “Charlie, I didn’t do anything.”

Charlie: “You do lots.”

Vaggie: “And thank hell Angel Dust isn’t around to hear that…”

Charlie: “I’m serious! You got me to call dad in the first place!”

Vaggie: “I just suggested it, you’re the one who did it, and you two worked things out together like a real father-daughter team.”

Charlie: “And we’re a great team too.”

Vaggie: “Well I’m definitely a pretty big fan of us. Although…. Sir Pentious and Keekee are giving us a run for our money. And the Niffty plus a lock of Lucifer’s hair combo might just have us beat.”

Charlie: “Blegh! She actually got that in the end? I thought her scissors couldn’t even cut it!”

Vaggie: “They didn’t. She used my spear.”

Charlie: “She WHAT-”

Vaggie: “And asked your dad very nicely to please take off his hat so she could trim off a piece without ruining the rest of his hair.”

Charlie: (sigh) “I guess as long as she ASKED…”

Vaggie: “D’you think her whole room is just a shrine to quote unquote bad boys?”

Charlie: “Oh don’t say that. We need to introduce her to some boybands or something.”

Vaggie: “We?”

Charlie: “Yes ‘we’, little miss likes making lesbian covers of the songs normally sung by teenage boys while you’re in the shower and think the sound of running water can in any way drown out your beautiful, heart stopping voice-”

Vaggie: “I- you- You’ve been listening!?”

Charlie: “Eeeev-er-y morning yep! Heheh~”

Vaggie: “Diablo mio… I need a drink.”

Charlie: (giggling) “To go with the vodka hair?” (nibbles Vaggie’s fringe) “Nom nom nom. Delicious~”

Vaggie: “Scratch that- clearly WE need some SLEEP.”

Charlie: “How can I sleep at all tonight, though? Vaggie- we’re gonna get a meeting with the top angels of creation! We’re gonna be on cloud nine! Literally! In HEAVEN!!”

Vaggie: “And sleep won’t be enough to prepare me for that but you definitely need it.”

Charlie: “It’s impossible! I need to SING!!!!!”

Vaggie: “You need to go shuck off those shoes and get in your ruby slippers while I put in your fav movie so we can get some rest.”

Charlie: “If you put in the Wizard of Oz you know I’m 100% gonna sing anyway right.”

Vaggie: “Yeah, but you’ll be singing in bed so you can keep watching the movie, and that’s good enough for me.”

Charlie: “I love youuuu~”

Vaggie: “Love you too sweetie. Slippers. Bed. Z’s. Now.”

Charlie: (kicks off shoes) “Ta da! There’s no place like home!"

Charlie: (clicks hooves together)

Charlie: "Heheheheh...!”

Vaggie: “I meant on the bed in your pajamas and under the actual covers- vaya, whatever. Scoot. Don’t go running off to Oz without me.”

Charlie: (snuggling vaggie in a hug instead) “I’m never going anywhere without you, Vaggie. Including heaven.”

Vaggie: (awkward laugh) “Great…”

Charlie: “Wanna know whyyyy?”

Vaggie: (smiles) “I make a great hand-holder, apparently.”

Charlie: “Yes. And, you’re home.”

Vaggie: “….yeah? I’m here? This is our room?”

Charlie: (snorting) “Vaggie-”

Vaggie: “In our hotel??”

Charlie: “Vaggie nooo- Anywhere else would be home too, with you there.”

Vaggie: “…..”

Vaggie: (deep breath)

Vaggie: “…... Charlie-”

Charlie: “You gonna press play?”

Vaggie: “-huh? Oh. Yeah.”

Charlie: (snuggling her) “This has been an amazing day. Wish every day could be like this, forever.”

Vaggie: “Yeah.” (hoarse) (curling up as close to charlie as she can) "Me too.”

-101 minutes of Oz later-

Vaggie: "Charlie?"

Charlie: "... nnnoooo..."

Vaggie: "Charlie, c'mon, at least let's get your coat off."

Charlie: "Mmrrr... mi mi mi..."

Vaggie: "You can go 'snork mi mi mi' afterwards. Work with me here, Dorothy- I can't get you settled into Oz without help."

Charlie: "Hmmheheheh... so im Dorothy..?"

Vaggie: "Definitely. You've got the ruby slippers on and everything."

Charlie: "I love that you call my hooves that~ Thats so silly. You're so silly, Vaggie."

Vaggie: "And you're already half asleep. Suspenders next, okay?"

Charlie: "Remove the suspenders... delete the suspenders..."

Vaggie: "Get your horns tangled in the suspenders somehow, wait, hold on-"

Charlie: "SUSPEND the SUSPEDERS!"

Vaggie: "Alright, good enough. That's all the annoying stuff gone anyway. You should be good like that, right?"

Charlie: "Sleeeeeepy. Snuggles?"

Vaggie: "Snuggles right after I change, give me one sec okay."

Charlie: "Mmm."

Charlie: "...vaggie."

Vaggie: "That was half a second."

Charlie: "Vaggiiiiie."

Vaggie: "I'm right over here, stop making grabby hands."

Charlie: "Vaggggiiiiiiiee...!"

Vaggie: (huffs) "Fine, fine..." (snuggles) "Not like my nightie would cover much anyway. But if we end up having to get up in the middle of the night for something exploding again, you're going out first, and I'm stealing your jacket."

Charlie: "You look good in my clothes."

Vaggie: "I look like a ten year old. The sleeves have to be rolled back to the elbow just so I have hands."

Charlie: "I like your hands..."

Vaggie: "Thanks." (kiss) "Go to sleep, Charlie."

Charlie: "Wait- heheheh- wait, Vaggie-"

Vaggie: "What?"

Charlie: "Vaggie, Vaggieeee~!"

Vaggie: "Giggling into my boobs isn't helping me understand what you're saying, babe."

Charlie: "Vaggie. If I'm Dorothy, and youuuu are GAY, then.."

Vaggie: "Little scared to see where this is going, not gonna lie."

Charlie: "Does that make-" (snickers) "Does that make you a girlfriend of Dorothy's?"

Vaggie: "............."

Charlie: "Vaggie~?"

Vaggie: "...Charlie. Please."

Vaggie: "Go the fuck to sleep."

Charlie: "HEH!"

[postrzal-z-biodra-sfth-pl]

Guessing Games

Over at Shirley's blog @sfthvnfanpage there was an ask today about translating guessing games, so I want to do a detailed break down of games in WEBB, Bugs Bunny, Lion King and one Patreon livestream. The whole ass essay is below, warning: it's fucking long.

WEBB: The two things that needed transcreation (not translating word-for-word but making up riddles that actually make sense in Polish and somewhat convey the original message) were the 'fucking tories' clue and the 'ageist, too' clue. As a slight reminder, AJ had to guess a marmite factory explosion and the HS2 high speed railway. Now, some polish vocab: factory - fabryka, IPA: [ˈfabrɨka] old hag - starucha, IPA [staˈruxa] to be mad - jest zła, IPA [jɛst zwa]

Now, the 'fucking tories' would make no sense in the context of a /fabryka/, because translated to Polish it's 'jebani torysi'. So, we had to get creative:

Now, I will teach you a cultural/historical/musical lesson. There is a song in Polish called "Mydełko Fa'', literally "Fa Soap". It was written as a parody of the old Fa soap ads that were playing on Polish tv back in the communist times, because those Fa ads were hyper-sexualized and campy as fuck, so the writer and the singer came up with a song that's on a surface level about the soap, but it's full of gross sexual innuendos and objectifying women. The song became so popular that no one remembers it was originally meant as a parody. Now, prepare yourself, because the experience you are about to have I can only describe as spiritual (some mild nudity is present):

Yeah, now imagine Boris fucking Johnson in a bathtub with a bar of soap happily singing away. Okay, next!

The next thing AJ had to guess was HS2. The final clue from Luke was "ageist, too" which sounds like HS2. If we translate it literally, it would be... actually, no idea lol we don't really have a word for 'ageism', we would say something like 'dyskryminacja ze względu na wiek' which means 'discrimination on the basis of age'. Not ideal. So, again, a creative solution had to be made:

Credit goes to my teammate Jana for this superb transcreation! BUGS BUNNY: vocab: dollars - colloquially known as 'baksy', IPA: [ba'ksɨ] cry-baby - beksa [bɛ'ksa]

fuel tank - bak [bak]

convinced - przekonany, IPA: [pʃɛˈkɔ̃nanɨ] Przemek vel Przemo - a name lol dog - pies, IPA: [pʲjɛs] had been dying painfully - konał, IPA [konaw] The words AJ struggled with here was 'Bugs', because he completely forgot the name of the character. The way Sam dealt with it was by picking up ants and millipedes and stuff, you know, bugs. Doesn't work in Polish - 'bugs' is 'robaki'. Then Sam said AJ was really 'annoying him', as in, bugging him. Doesn't work in Polish either - 'bugging someone' is 'wkurzać kogoś'. Then Luke said their flat is under surveillence, i.e. 'bugged'. Doesn't work - 'bugged' would be 'pod podsłuchem'. The device used to listen to people is called 'pluskwa', which is also a kind of cockroach, which kinda references the bugs, but it won't help you with Buggs Bunny. So:

Now, the second things was that Luke was convinced he is tall. In English, Vince the con was coming to the party. It wouldn't work in Polish, since Vince the con would be "Vince z więźnia" or 'więzień Vince'. So:

I wanted to include the Lion King party quirks game, but Sam is too good at this game and didn't need any verbal cues :p Credits go to MadelLyn! She also told me to tell you that translating guessing games is really fun! BOSTON TEA PARTY (Patreon, 3rd August show1)

AJ had to guess the process of transforming into a butterfly and he had to guess the Boston Tea Party. For the first one, Sam mimed petting a cat - caterpillar. Doesn't work in Polish, since 'cat' is 'kot' and caterpillar is 'gąsienica' (yes, that is a real word. No, that is not a keyboard smash, stroke or my cat walking on my keyboard. Be happy it's not worm, because worm is 'dżdżownica'). That was quite easy though, because a goose is called 'gąska', which is similar enough to 'gąsienica' to be immediately recognizable. However, The Boston Tea Party took a... ton of thought into it. The Boston Tea Party in Polish is 'Herbatka Bostońska', so we dropped the 'party' bit from the name. Originally, Sam and Luke clued AJ in by saying 'boss', but in Polish it's 'szef', so no bueno.

Enter: A Bosch washing machine.

Credits for this one go to me lol

There you have it! Also, pinging @very-confused-alpaca because they sent the og question to Shirley and they might be interested in this :p

[padawan-snack-packer]

[Music/Playlist Headcanons, Clone Wars Crew, Part 1]

⚠️ WARNING / TW: UNHINGED STAR WARS MUSIC HEADCANONS AHEAD ⚠️ Before you get your Jedi robes in a twist or start Force-choking me in the comments (kinky though)— THIS IS FOR FUN!!! THIS IS NOT CANON!!!

These headcanons are fueled by ✨vibes✨, ✨feral energy✨, and ✨delusion✨ and I say that with all the love in the galaxy. So sit back, grab your lightsaber-shaped karaoke mic, and enjoy the chaos. May the bops be with you.

🎧 Anakin Skywalker – King of the Unashamed Bangers

This man listens to Linkin Park unironically and thinks it’s peak emotional intelligence.

“Welcome to the Black Parade” plays and he salutes. Dead serious. He is the black parade.

Will put on "bad guy" by Billie Eilish and be like “This is totally about me.”

Has a playlist called "Mood: Choking" and it’s just Doja Cat, Imagine Dragons, and random Star Wars lo-fi.

Gets called out for listening to "You Belong With Me" and just goes “yeah and?” like a menace.

Has cried to Olivia Rodrigo’s “traitor” imagining Obi-Wan as the subject.

🎧 Obi-Wan Kenobi – Dad With Deep Sad Spotify

He says “I don’t really listen to music” but has a 9-hour playlist called "Rainy Day Reflections in the Outer Rim".

Canonically a Lana Del Rey fan. “Young and Beautiful” hits too hard post-Maul duel.

Secretly loves Florence + The Machine. Cries to “Shake It Out” but says it’s just dust in his eyes.

His guilty pleasure is ABBA. “Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!” plays and he just vibes in Jedi robes.

Has an Enya phase???? Won’t admit it, but “Only Time” is his ringtone.

Every time he’s sad, he puts on "The Sound of Silence" and stares out the window like he’s in a noir film.

Pretends he doesn’t know who Taylor Swift is but absolutely has a Jedi remix of “All Too Well (10 Minutes Version).”

🎧 Ahsoka Tano – Gen Z Alt Queen

She listens to Halsey, Mitski, Paramore, and early 2010s Tumblr-core. She is the moment.

“you should see me in a crown” is her training montage song.

Has beef with Spotify for not having the perfect mix of indie rage and catharsis.

Plays “Not Strong Enough” by boygenius on repeat while looking at the sunset from her ship like a dramatic icon.

Screams “brutal” by Olivia Rodrigo in the shower. Every time.

Plays Rina Sawayama when she wants to fight someone with style.

Once made a remix of Bo Katan’s comms call to a Charli XCX beat. Went viral in the Temple. Listens to Halsey’s “Nightmare” on repeat after leaving the Order.

Secretly listens to K-pop. Anakin caught her vibing to BLACKPINK once and now won’t let it go.

🎧 Captain Rex – Dad Rock But Make It Emotional

Rex’s top genre is “Sad Country That Hints At Deep Repressed Feelings.”

Obsessed with Bruce Springsteen. Thinks “Born to Run” is a philosophical statement (it is, I agree with him).

“Fortunate Son” makes him clench his jaw and look off into the middle distance.

Listens to Johnny Cash's “Hurt” and nobody is allowed to speak.

Tried listening to Lo-fi once. Said it was “too soft, not enough suffering.”

Uses music to process his trauma but doesn’t know it. “Whiskey Lullaby” makes him cry and he’s like “must be allergies.”

Thinks Fleetwood Mac is a war crime until he hears “Landslide,” then gets emotional and doesn’t want to talk about it.

🎧 Padmé Amidala – Political Baddie Playlist

“Businesswoman special” vibes. Taylor Swift’s “The Man” is literally her anthem.

Will absolutely walk into the Senate blasting “Run the World (Girls)” in her head.

Has a “Diplomacy but Make It Sexy” playlist that’s 50% Rihanna and 50% Arctic Monkeys.

Uses “Vigilante Shit” as a pre-meeting warm-up song.

Listens to Phoebe Bridgers when missing Anakin but then switches to Megan Thee Stallion to repress it.

She’s the reason the Republic has a fashion industry.

Has “Bury a Friend” by Billie Eilish saved for when she’s gotta gaslight senators.

🎧 Yoda – Unexpected Bops Only

900 years old and still LOVES EDM. No explanation.

Thinks “Sandstorm” by Darude is the pinnacle of modern music.

Says things like “drop the bass must you” before DJing Jedi youngling parties.

Has a secret playlist called "Mmm Music, Yes."

Found out about Grimes once and just… stared. Then added every album.

🎧 Maul – Sith Lord of Sad Bangers

Listening to “Everybody’s Fool” by Evanescence on loop in his lair on Dathomir while plotting vengeance and dramatically flexing his robot legs.

Has a playlist literally titled “KILL KENOBI AND MAYBE CRY A LITTLE”. It’s all Bring Me The Horizon, Nine Inch Nails, and My Chemical Romance.

Has 17 different remixes of “Toxic” by Britney Spears because it’s the only thing that makes him feel alive.

Screams the lyrics to “The Kill (Bury Me)” by 30 Seconds to Mars while pacing back and forth like a tragic Shakespeare villain with a face tattoo.

Secretly listens to AURORA when he needs to emotionally unravel.

Says he doesn’t like pop but “Look What You Made Me Do” by Taylor Swift lives in his head rent-free.

“Running Up That Hill” hits him so hard he has to sit down and scream.

🎧 Asajj Ventress – Gothic Femme Fatale Playlist

Wears her AirPods while hunting Jedi and she’s blasting BANKS, Billie Eilish, Lana Del Rey, and SZA like a straight-up ✨ menace ✨.

Has a playlist called “Make Me Your Villain” and it’s just Doja Cat, Rihanna’s deep cuts, and angry Halsey.

Her anthem? “You Don’t Own Me” (especially the Grace version). It plays in her soul.

Secretly sobs to “Liability” by Lorde once a week in a vibey Nightsister cave with a candle going.

Her battle playlist includes “Sweet But Psycho” and “Confident” by Demi Lovato. She’s slaying literally and musically.

If you asked her what her favorite genre is, she’d say “revenge.” She means it.

Once force-choked a man just because he mocked her Florence + The Machine tattoo.

🎧 Mace Windu – Serious Exterior, Pure Vibes Interior

Tells everyone he only listens to Jedi-approved meditation tracks, but his real playlist is “Lightsaber, Lightsoul” and it’s pure funk and 90s R&B.

Obsessed with Prince. Thinks “When Doves Cry” is a warning from the Force.

“Purple Rain” plays? He closes his eyes and ascends.

Has “Return of the Mack” on repeat in the gunship. Yoda says nothing. Yoda understands.

Lowkey loves Missy Elliott. Thinks “Work It” is the height of lyrical brilliance.

Has a soft spot for En Vogue and Lauryn Hill. Once told Obi-Wan, “You haven’t lived ‘til you’ve meditated to neo-soul.”

“Before I Let Go” comes on and he’s two-stepping while maintaining perfect Jedi posture.

🎧 Cad Bane – Intergalactic Outlaw Vibes

His theme music is literally Johnny Cash meets trap remix. “God’s Gonna Cut You Down” but with an 808.

His ship playlist is just Run the Jewels, Tyler, The Creator, and Johnny Cash. It makes no sense but it works.

Has a six-shooter Spotify vibe: “Bang Bang” by Nancy Sinatra, “Outlaw” by 50 Cent, “Desperado” by Rihanna.

Secretly listens to Sade. “Smooth Operator” is the only thing that calms him down after a bounty.

Post Malone’s “Wow.” is what he plays when he successfully walks away from an explosion.

Has a secret SoundCloud where he drops gravel-voiced outlaw spoken word beats. Has 3 followers. One of them is Hondo. Always Hondo.

🎧 Hondo Ohnaka – Pirate of Party Anthems

Lives like he’s in a perpetual Mardi Gras. His playlist is called “Treasure & Trouble”.

“Uptown Funk” is his go-to robbery track. He moonwalks out of the vault. No shame.

Once threw an entire bar fight to the tune of Pitbull’s “Fireball”.

LOVES Pitbull. “He is a wise man. Very bald. Very powerful.”

Has every One Direction song saved but says it’s “for the crew.” It is not.

Will start a shootout, pause to yell “DJ TURN IT UP”, then unpause the chaos.

Secretly obsessed with Shakira. Will stop mid-monologue if “She Wolf” comes on.

Hondo’s walk-on music? “SexyBack” by Justin Timberlake. Every time.

Uses “Toxic” by Britney Spears as his ringtone. One time it rang in a hostage situation and he answered it like “Ah! My business partner!”

Has a deeply emotional connection to Kesha’s “Timber”. Claims it’s “about the fall of the Republic. And also partying.”

Fully believes Lady Gaga is some kind of Force-sensitive bounty hunter. Refuses to elaborate.

Once seduced a bounty hunter to “Pony” by Ginuwine. Still talks about it.

Hondo refers to Nicki Minaj as “Queen of the Outer Rim.” No notes.

Insists “All Star” by Smash Mouth is “a manifesto of pirate philosophy.”

Played “Turn Down For What” over comms during a prison break. Kanan nearly Force yeeted him into the sun.

Has an emotional breakdown once a year to “Viva La Vida” by Coldplay. Calls it “pirate penance.”

Blasted “Seven Nation Army” while chasing down a bounty on a stolen speeder and shouted “THIS IS MY VILLAIN ERA!”

His ship’s official docking theme? “Low” by Flo Rida. If you know, you know.

Has a holo-poster of Doja Cat in his bunk. Tells people it's a “spiritual shrine.”

Tried to duel to the death with someone over “Mr. Brightside” vs “Somebody Told Me”. Both were him.

When stressed, listens to “Shake It Off” by Taylor Swift and says “Ah yes, Hondo Ohnaka—forever unbothered, moisturized, thriving, and in my pirate era.”

[brummelliana]

I just played through CBML and... oh.. my god. I've been trying my best to not laugh out loud since it is almost 2 AM. I LOVED IT!!! I can't wait for the next game!

I've been scrolling through your Tumblr and you seem to know a lot about The Beatles. I've just recently started to get into the fandom. I'd just like to ask you for any book or film recommendations of the fab four? Like The Anthology book and the series or something like that. I would love to know more about them! They seem so interesting, yet so disturbing to an innocent eye..

God I don't know, my knowledge has been cultivated by so much stuff over the past 7 years. To be honest, I now just look up info I need rather than read or watch Beatles stuff for fun (besides what I mention later).

Tune In the extended edition is super super thoroguh, but it only goes up to 1962. That's right, 1000 pages (?) of just the beatles childhood and beginning of the band.

I haven't even read all my books, you know why? I spend all my time drawing bitch. I used to be such a reader. It does make it difficult when I know if I crack open a book it will be full of horrible events by these terrible naughty lads.

Just read any Biography that interests you, but keep in mind some biographers have their biases, or are less credible than others. I tend to enjoy ones that focus on a certain topic (like Beatles in Hamburg, or Beatles 1963) cause you'll have more specific information or anecdotes. The broader ones that are just about the Beatles, or about one Beatle tend to be of a similar length, and can't go into detail on everything, so tend to cover the same stuff.

I will say, don't rely on video essays or short form content (like tik toks!) for information, or at least don't take them as fact. There is a fair bit of fake info about these guys online, so be a critical thinker!

The most fun way to get a sense of the Beatle boys is to watch interviews and performances of the era. I've come to prefer straight up experiencing them from the source.

Watch the movies! A Hard Day's Night (especially considering my next game), Help!, Magical Mystery Tour, even Yellow Submarine and the Beatles Cartoon (peak).

Be careful though because post 60s Paul loves to be a fat lying slut and tells the same fucking stories over and over for literal decades. I used to have a cute little list of them.

The problem with documentaries is that they just turn into a really felatiatory circle jerk of people who really want to ride their dicks, which I find annoying.

The BeatlesVideos01 on youtube is a great source, they upload so many, there are a lot of gems of interviews and performances that aren't the most popular ones. KistuBeatles has a lot of great remastered videos.

Or right, Get Back. Watch get back, there's the beatles straight up existing for 6 hours. (even if its a very specific period for the group).

To be frank, I don't think I've watched Anthology all the way through, but I think I already heard the stuff they talk about in it, and it gets parroted in biographies cause it came out a while ago.

If you would rather look up info online (that isn't gen z slop), here are some websites I have bookmarked:

(this one has so many pictures, It was the biggest help dating all my photos)

Here's my personal as comprehensive as I can get archive of photos and videos and more!

Happy Beatling.

[fuck-you-upmusicbracket]

Midnight Florist (Jessic Best and the Creeping Doubts)

When the god in the machine is nowhere to be seen/Last ditch strategy: plan y then plan z/I’m down to hoping for a midnight florist /Running back to paper over all the cracks inside the verse/And the angels of my better nature?Wanna have some words but they’ll have to find me first

"i really love the lyricism of this song. it's simple and stripped-back but it hits SO hard; there's a desperation to it that feels rare and very raw. i have no idea what a midnight florist is in this context, but i can tell it's make-or-break and my heart aches whenever i listen to it. this isn't even the version of the song that fucks me up the most but that one isn't even on Bandcamp -- that one is somewhat scuffed audio in a Tumblr post. somehow the difficulty of finding this song makes it even more heartache-inducing -- you literally have to go looking for it in every possible place you can just to have a chance at listening to it. plan y, then plan z."

Missing You (All Time Low)

Hold on tight/This ride is a wild one/Make no mistake, the day will come/When you can't cover up what you've done/Now don't lose your fight, kid It only takes a little push to pull on through

""it only takes a little push to pull on through" was my mantra throughout school and college to keep myself from doing something Id regret The songs about addiction and about hanging on to sobriety and damn if it didn't write it's lyrics on my heart"

Midnight Florist submitted by @craftlands

[sunlit6279]

what kind of music do you think the arcane characters would listen to? asking because you seem like a chill dude

First off, anon what’s your opinion on marriage? Hey, anon, what’s your ring size? Secondly 😃 and for reals this time, this is a brilliant ask, I’ll happily take up on your request

But just fyi, I’m BIG into popculture. AND gen z (don’t throw tomatoes at me omg) so maybe you can imagine what kind of music I listen to 😭 but I also like to think that my playlist can be quite diverse. But idk we might still have a very different music taste soooo eh. Yeah idk just wanted to put a ⚠️disclaimer⚠️ here I guess so that y’all don’t come and bash me because it’s literally music and I just saw an opportunity to yap so I’m doing this 😭🎀 Simply put, this is for funsiesss hope you get a laugh?

⚠️a few more disclaimers; not proofread, I was a bit too invested in this (and crazy), I took the modern AU approach!⚠️ So anyways all of this to finally say; I’m starting with our favorite hot-headed lesbian,

Vi

YOU KNOW she’s screaming from the top of her lungs singing this! Oh and imagine this! rookie Rockstar!Vi covering this song in front of an audience, probably during a school festival or something and the crowd goes crazy. Her beloved girlfriend Caitlin is in the crowd. But do you know who else in the crowd? Right next to Caitlin? Maddie. Violet knows what has been going on during their break, and this is a message directed to her. Maddie was trying hard to seduce Caitlin to get her for herself. But she notices quickly all of this was in vain when her “date” next to her is headbanging and genuinely smiling ear to ear for the first time in her presence. When the song ends, Vi spits cocky: “Get your ass out here. Caitlin’s mine.” Her band roars proudly in response 😎

AND YOU KNOW that Vi switched to she/her pronouns to make Caitlin know that she meant her and only her.

OR, YOU KNOW that Vi and Caitlin went to Paramore’s concert when they performed this song for the last time ever and they were having a blast and making out to this song for sure! ☺️ Vi was fired up and Caitlin loved every second of it.

Viktor

The slowed version because that’s just the typa person Vik is 🙂‍↕️ (pls ignore the image used for the song lmfao) But either way. Hear me out, okay? This was a suggestion from Jayce (so no I’m not at fault here! 🙂‍↔️). And yes, Viktor’s response was just as anyone expected: He raised his brow when he looked back at his lab partner. “You’re kidding?”

Panicky, Jayce flapped his hands to ease Viktor’s annoyance. “I hear this song everywhere and it always makes me think of you…! It’s not what I usually listen to but it gets into your brain before you know it. I genuinely thought you’d like it just a little bit. I mean… won’t you give it a listen?”

“Yeah, wrong guy, Jayce.” Jayce nodded quickly and accepted his fate. “Yeah, okay, I know this was dumb of me.”

Viktor didn’t add a word and continued his research back in his corner. Jayce grimaced, cursing at himself. “I-I’ll leave you to it, then. Text me when you’re home.”

The moment Viktor heard the door shut behind him, he sighed. He tucked his hair strings behind his ear and got back to work.

Much later, he noticed his tension grew bigger. He wasn’t being on task at all. Jayce was right. The short snippet he showed Viktor was already stuck in his head. He tried hard not to succumb to the temptation, trying to prove the air in the room that he wasn’t already a little bit hooked. Whether he’d listen to the full song and like it or not.

He looked at the time and smacked his lips. Jayce might be worried at this exact moment but Viktor felt like he couldn’t leave just now. He “barely made any progress”, he thought. He took a big breath and ran his hands over his hair. “I need a break.” He leaned over the counter to feel more relaxed and grabbed his phone in his pockets to surf the internet. But he had to take a double take when he realized he was in fact on his music app and not on social media. Already tapping the search bar. Viktor furrowed his eyebrows, aggravated by himself.

“Tsk.” He typed the lyrics he understood reluctantly, hoping that was enough for the engine to recognize what he meant. Luckily, it did. He let the song play in the background while he finally did what he intended to do with his phone: Surf the internet. When he was done with his break, he let it play on a loop “unknowingly”. He told himself he was too busy to risk and touch his phone now. That would interrupt his flow, he said.

Needless to say, it didn’t take long until he was swaying his body and snapping his fingers to the beat contently while he continued his research.

(and you KNOWWWWW he’s feeling cvnty the more he listens to the song, Jayce absolutely loves seeing that side of Vik, too!) (Jayce asked him once, “oh so what does it mean?” Vik responded with, “you wouldn’t understand”)

Mel

My woman. Oh how much I love her. Come on, we’ve been knowing she’d listen to lots of Beyoncé. She mostly listens to this when she’s already on a high and it’s physically impossible to hold her back. Usually it’s Elora next to her, sitting on the couch inside the karaoke room, holding her own microphone tight to her chest, absolutely fascinated by the performance she’s witnessing. Elora knows that her best friend can be a bit of a dork sometimes, but it amazes her every time anyways when it happens. But she doesn’t stay starstruck for too long, when Mel pulls her in to join her performance. They both rap Jay-Z’s part together, afterwards exchanging verses, Elora filling on the adlibs, the high notes, while Mel is grinding on her to make them both feel something. Hairs are being swung, physical space is non-existent and laughter filling the room 🥹❤️❤️ ugh I LOVE girls being silly together!!!! (I genuinely love what they have here!!! I love gays girls!!!! I love happy Mel!!!!!)

(oh and imagine Mel in a white y2k outfit that gives BEYONCÉ and her loose hair is POPPING. see how much she’s glowing?)

Ekko

YOU KNOWWWWW Ekko’s a huge fan of Kendrick since FOREVER (and is gobbling up his new album yupyup 🙂‍↕️) and went absolutely feral this summer when this song dropped and cheered when he knew he was on the winner’s side. Ekko is a complete music nerd and will tell you every reference and metaphor of this song alone. Powder asked him ONCE (1) about the rap battle between Kenny and Drake and got info dumped within 0.000000001s :))) She loved it. Hearing him sing makes her want to move her body with him. She knows Ekko isn’t really the type to sing in front of people so when he gets all hyped up and shows this side of him she feels special.

There’s a chance they did a TikTok together too… 🌝 but it might be in the drafts oops

(by now, he fully memorized the whole song 🙂🙂)

Claggor

Yup. Him. The man. I know it’s random but I can’t get him out of my head,, So this is more like a self-indulgent bonus. You’re welcome! xx

BUT IMAGINE! He was sent to make the dishes and he was soooooo not feeling it at first until he bit through it and listened to music to make him feel a bit more motivated. When this started to play he was LOCKED. IN. He did the whole “imagining he’s in an edit” kinda thing, jumping in place, flexing his muscle at literally no one at all, singing some verses aloud because he was so into it. Which he rarely does. Claggor is not a singer. Maybe a shower singer but everyone at home quickly shrugs it off, because honestly, who hasn’t done it before? But imagine his surprise when he sensed someone next to him, slowly handing him a plate.

“Uh—”

Vander pulled a face. “Wanna talk about it?”

Claggor simply shook his head awkwardly.

Ugh 😩 you guys I love him so much??? I hate men but I would let him in my bed (/hj)

no but in all seriousness, I can’t really tell why I chose this song but it just felt right? I imagine Claggor to be this cool, chill guy and genuinely funny to be around

and this song (among many others ofc) just oozes that vibe

[bunnyathy]

my favorite and funny silly headcannons (not rlly) and ooc ideas about the batfamily:

Damian Wayne:

- has a dedicated social media accounts for his pets. he gets income and sponsorship from luxury pet brands all the time because of it. he doesn’t really care about the money he’s just happy his pets get to have free stuff that give them a better and spoiled life.

- bro’s a gen alpha he’s probably a brainrot humor kind of kid but he hides it well but it comes out at random times

- he’s a dedicated hater, he loved kendrick lamar’s drake diss songs

- his personal/ official Damian Wayne tiktok account is literally just a hate page for his brothers (but in an endearing way he still loves them)

- prefers watching reels over tiktok bcs of the funny comments and the unhinged reels that come out there

- Damian Wayne is a weeb… he was absolutely there during the Anime tiktok lockdown era (if he was even born yet idk) so he knows all the cringe weeb shit.. he quotes it at random times….

- Damian was strictly shoujo mangas and anime but Jon showed him My Hero Academia and he LOVED it. he respects Koda and likes his quirk. MHA was one of the only mangas he read that’s not shoujo lol. (lets ignore the part where there was official damian wayne art where there was a chainsaw man manga with him (i dislike csm))

- he probably did one of those kpop pc decora things out of a printed picture of his fave anime character cough bakugo and tamaki suoh cough (he got influenced by flatline nika)

- he most likely listens to Twice bcs Flatline suggested it to him (this is not bcs I am a once (yes it is))

Batfam:

- to be able to keep up with Brucie Wayne’s diva it boy appearance he occasionally does those derma clinic facials and time to time he invites his kids. Stephanie absolutely is always with him, Cass as well but she’s only there because Steph seems to love it so she’ll always do what Steph loves. It came to a point where Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Dick Grayson, Duke Thomas started to become pretty boys (Jason is not there he could not stand Brucie persona)

- there has been rumors of Brucie Wayne having a bbl and to prove them all wrong Brucie posted a gym workout where his focus was his ass. lets just say BRUCIE JUICY ASS?? on twitter was trending and the kids HATED it. maybe haha certain heroes liked it a little more than others lmfao

- Damian got hyperfixated on into the spiderverse and across the spiderverse he forced his whole family to rewatch it with him

- Jason got asked to come over to the manor by one of the siblings and took a sneaky pic of his whole body just to put it in one of those “dance if you love your family” ai dancing thing on tiktok. he never came back to the manor….

- Tim and Damian have this online feud in tiktok where they comment unhinge and insulting comments to their public official account each other but ofc its filtered so it can cross the tos. Damian once commented “I hope to see you hanging in the streets” and almost got banned from tiktok

- whenever any of the fam asks something from Cass that she doesn’t wanna do she goes “sorry I’m mute” (she takes advantage of her not so disability) Stephanie taught her that she said it would be funny. it works sometimes bcs the other was probably too tired to notice or just goes along bcs they think Cass learning gen Z humor is funny.

aight ive ran out of ideas they were just mostly damian and batfam AHAHAHAH