People in the comments of the Assassin's Creed: Shadows trailer becoming armchair historians trying to explain why Yasuke shouldn't be a protagonist actually are hilarious. Like besties this is a franchise where people can control eagles with their minds and a good 5% of the population are descended from evil psychic aliens. I THINK we can expand on a story of Japan's only-recorded African koshō without it jumping the shark.
i have a lot of thoughts about poor things (2024) but most of them ultimately boil down to how refreshing it is to see a story that so wholly embodies an autistic perspective on sexuality, joy and self-discovery
just watched the s6 finale of the mentalist at the god forsaken hour of 3am. god was here though as I watched patrick clear a 10ft fence just to get to his girl. the most physically intense thing he's ever done and it was just for teresa. no one has ever gotten off a more important flight since the friends finale. AND THE LADY GOES SAY IT AGAIN. IM ON THE FLOOR.
has your man ever staged a letter via a killer and sent it to the FBI just to bring you on a miami getaway?? brought you dresses he picked out to bring you on a dinner date to win you back before you fly away and leave him behind??? LADIES NEVER SETTLE