#Lisa Weiss

[lostinwoso]

[pajorko]

For the last time ever: Lisa Weiß on!

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Weiss: The recipe says that to bake the cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes.

Whitley: I don't want to wait that long.

Weiss: We could try 4000 degrees for 1 minute?

Whitley: I don't see anything wrong with that.

~~~~~

Winter, after putting out the fire: What were you two thinking?

Weiss: We were trying to make cookies, but we didn't want to wait so we did it at 4000 for one minute!

Whitley: We're very sorry!

Winter: *Pinching her nose* That's because minutes move in increments of sixty, not ten. Do it at 24000 for one minute.

~~~~~

Lisa Lavender: This is Lisa Lavender reporting with breaking news! A large swath of the Vacuo has been Glassed- in the most literal sense, melted and reformed into a large hunk of glass. We have an eye witness on the ground right now!

Jaune: *On T.V.* yeah, I was just going to see how my friend was doing when all of a sudden it was like the sun was harnessed and brought to the surface of the planet!

Jaune: Luckily her and her siblings are alright!

The Schneeblings: *Covered in soot and ashes*

Weiss: *Cough*

[howlingday]

TONIGHT WITH LISA LAVENDER

Lisa: Willow Schnee, thank you for being here.

Willow: (Dazed) Oh, uh... yes... It's good... to be here...

Lisa: So, we've been friends for a long time and- and that makes things so much harder for me to see you spiral like this.

Willow: Thank you, I, uh... It's been very hard with, uh, everything that's been going on with my life... Thank you...

Lisa: HAHAHAHA! So, uh, why don't you- why don't you tell us about that. What was the worst part about you being in charge of the Schnee Dust Company?

Willow: Well... Probably having to work with all those filthy, *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*!

Lisa: D8

Weiss: D8

Blake: D8

Ruby: Yeah, uh... That, uh...

Yang: That wasn't good. That was... really bad.

[novankenn]

A Winning Hand AU -- Dreams Unrealized

/== Master Post List ==/

(Thank you to @segmentaldragon for bringing Lisa Lavender into the fold. )

Pyrrha was relaxing in the overstuffed armchair that sat outside the entrance to Jaune's room. It was simply amazing what could be accomplished with Pyrrha's and Weiss' sizable trust funds. But it was even better when it was accompanied by the pure authority of Beacon's Deputy Headmistress.

With in days of bringing Glynda to the "light" other teams had been moved, and the entire top floor had been turned into a home for them all. Each had their own room, there was a common area, a kitchen, communal bathroom and showers... everything the hopefully soon to be growing family needed to be comfortable until a proper homestead could be arranged.

Playing with her scroll, Pyrrha giggled as even though the sound muffling and heavy door, she could hear the odd noise that indicated that Jaune was vigorously working on starting their family with Octavia and Dew. A ping from her scroll drew her attention.

Glynda => Just an FYI. Neo is one the move. There is a White Fang rally tonight... Pyrrha => So Deery? Correct? Glynda => Yes. But there is also something else I think you should see...

Pyrrha's scrolls pinged again. This time with a file attachment. Tapping it she download and opened the document. She frowned, reading it's contents.

Pyrrha => Please inform her... that I'm not interested. Glynda => Before you decline...

Another ping and another file landed on Pyrrha's scrolls. Tapping it a jpeg image opened.

Pyrrha => I see... Glynda => I know she was not on the original list of alternates, but I think we can make room for her. Pyrrha => Yes we can. Please arrange for a... private... interview. Glydna => As you wish.

Pyrrha closed the messaging app, and leaned back in her chair. A smile upon her lips. She was unsure if it was the prospect of bringing Lisa Lavender into the family or just the sounds of Jaune's energetic actions in the bedroom she was seated next to.

A wail of release underpinned by a manly grunt told Pyrrha that the three ensconced in the room were all most likely passed out from their activities.

Pyrrha: As much as I wish to join you my beloved... I have another to bring into the fold... Lisa Lavender... I'm going to bring you home.

[rosalie-starfall]

Jane Curtin / Laraine Newman / Gilda Radner

Saturday Night Live : 1975-1980

[shannendoherty-fans]

October 18, 1995 - Shannen Doherty, her boyfriend director Rob Weiss, and her parents Rosa and Thomas Doherty attend the "Mallrats" film premiere at Cineplex Odeon Century Plaza Cinema in Century City, California, United States - PART 2.

[uncaught-coolfish]

I’m just scared how many belts they’re gonna put em in if we get v10

flashback to this post:

[melonishus]

Lisa - Thank you for sitting down with me Ms Schnee

Weiss - Of course !

Lisa - I understand that you and the members of Team RWBY apprehended Roman Torchwick

Weiss - Yes , he was operating under the remains of Mountain Glenn

Lisa - I see , that must have been terrifying

Weiss - It wasn’t anything I couldn’t handle

Lisa - Yes , you’re very good at your job

Weiss - Thank you , I try my hardest

Lisa - What was his plan down there

Weiss - He was loading a train full of the dust that’s gone missing in the previous months to blow a hole in the kingdoms defenses . He wanted to make a second disaster like what happened at Mountain Glenn

Lisa - Fascinating information. You discovered this on the scene ?

[Weiss paused for a second]

Weiss - Yes …

Lisa - You received this information from Torchwick himself ?

Weiss - Well no. I was on the train and I asked Ruby afterward

Lisa - Those are good instincts. It’s always good to get the story straight from the source

Weiss - Well yes…I wanted to make sure I had the whole picture

Lisa - What else can you tell me

Weiss - Well …my knowledge of the train ride is a little limited. There were a number of White Fang on the train. I was knocked unconscious by a man with a chainsaw

Lisa - You’re lucky Team RBY was there to save you

Weiss - I suppose I was .

Lisa - What happened next

Weiss - Well the train breached the kingdom.

Lisa - Yes, but you were on a speeding train. How did you survive

Weiss - My glyphs ?

Lisa - How is that possible ? You were unconscious

Weiss - I woke up

Lisa - Highly unlikely . It’s ok to get confused , it was a highly stressful situation

Weiss - I suppose.I may be getting some details muddled .

Lisa - It’s understandable. That’s why we’re here . To work out the story

Weiss - [slowly nods]

Lisa - After they pulled you from the wreckage , what happened

Weiss - Well we woke up and there were Grimm attacking civilians. So we did what we could to help

Lisa - Team RBY fought off the Grimm rather bravely after getting you and the other civilians out of harms way

Weiss - I helped !

Lisa - Keeping everyone calm was very crucial in the situation I’m sure. But let’s keep on track

Weiss - I am. I fought

Lisa - With what ?

[Weiss looked around herself and could not find her weapon ]

Lisa - Shouldn’t you have a weapon to fight grimm

Weiss - ….

Lisa - As the granddaughter of Nicholas Schnee , people hold a certain respect for you

Weiss - Yes

Lisa - It’s only natural they follow and trust you

Weiss - Yes that’s true

Lisa - So it’s only logical they needed someone to lead them to safety

Weiss - Yes.

Lisa - You did a very good job at that. You don’t to cut your contribution short

Weiss - I suppose you’re right. They did need someone to lead them away so the huntresses could do what needed to be done .

Lisa - You’re much too intelligent to find yourself in such a situation. You solve your problems with words , not brawn

Weiss - Right . Everyone was in a panic . I led them to the shelter off main

Lisa - Good choice . You could watch things from there . That’s likely how you found out what happened

Weiss - I also know the members of the team . I talked to them afterward for the details

Lisa - You did a good job on this story Weiss. We’ll put it on tonight’s news

Weiss - Really ?

Lisa - You’ll make it to the desk with me at this rate

[Weiss beamed with pride ]

Lisa - Now go get me a coffee

___________

Writing Requests are OPEN

Headliner AU

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Pyrrha: *Straddling Jaune* Have you ever Done it ... Um, You know in the Back?

Jaune: I, uh, Can't say I have.

Pyrrha: Would you like to?

Jaune: ...Sure

~~~~~~

Weiss: Huh.

Ruby: What?

Weiss: Dorian Ballon, A Martial Trainer for Tournament Hunters (Especially Pyrrha) was hospitalized during an assault, and has been found with pornographic Materials involving Minors, and evidence of Human/Faunus Trafficking.

Ruby: Is he going to be arrested?

Weiss: In all likelihood, But that's not the part I'm most concerned about.

Ruby: Then what is?

Weiss: Apparently Several Workers of the SDC that were reported Missing.

Ruby: So you think your Dad's got something in it?

Weiss: There is no doubt in my mind that man would sacrifice his workers to turn a profit. Whoever 'took care of' Mr. Ballon has uncovered something big, and is a hero for it.

Ruby: Sure sounds like it. I hope they're celebrating, where ever they are. They deserve a hug.

~~~~~ Jaune: *Pulling Pyrrha's Hair* Is this-

Pyrrha: HArder~

Jaune: *Smack*

Pyrrha: AH~

Pyrrha: Bonjour, Jaune! Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

Jaune: Like ... Like now? Because I'm down. I'd love to.

Pyrrha: ... What did I just ask?

Jaune: You asked if I wanted to sleep with you.

Pyrrha: ... Okay, That is somethign I've been meaning to ask but first, Do you want to hunt down The Pervert that was my Training instructor?

[pajorko]

[howlingday]

COMING SOON...

Salem: Hello, James~...

Ilia: Stay calm... Stay calm...

Tyrian: WELL, FUCK YOU, TOO, MR. BUNNY!

Willow: GIVE ME BACK MY GRAND DAUGHTER!

Pyrrha: Excuse me, but somebody say... BREED?

2024...

Oscar: COULD A MORON DO THIS?!

Ruby: Uncle Qrow! Let's go to the Dust Shop~!

Nora: Why not, you stupid bitch?

Jaune: I DON'T CARE!

Yang: Well, I give up!

...IS THE YEAR...

Cinder: WHERE'D YOU GO?!

Lisa: Ruby Rose wants to kill your grandma!

Weiss: Easy for you to say! You took my last Xanax!

Winter: No cap, fam! This post bussin'! Fo'real, fo'real!

Blake: I LEARNED ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS FROM PORN! NO!

OF SHITPOSTS!

Nora: It's not incest!

Jaune: I know! I know! I just prefer to think of it that way.

Nora: ...

Jaune: Bitch, don't even try looking at me like that. You already KNEW what you were getting yourself into talking to me!

[novankenn]

A Winning Hand AU

All it took was a single scroll conversation with Jaune's mother for Pyrrha to see the light...

To build the man she loves... a harem...

Of BLONDS...

Of RED-HEADS...

And WILD-CARDS!

/===/ Chapters /===/

A Hand is Dealt

Building a Full House Penny - Contributor @rwby-encrusted-blog Glynda - Contributor @linkman447

NO Ozpin... Not Happening

From Full House to Four of a Kind! Based a a Comment from @sirnoobsalot

Four plus the Wild... is game OVER

Four of a Kind... WHY stop there?

On and On it continues

Head Count

An Exodus

Past Horrors Ask from @cheeseeater2

Atlas Altercation Ask from @paybackcity1

Dreams Unrealized

==<oOo>== Acknowledgments ==<oOo>== This is EVERYONE (that I can find) who has helped with either straight up contributions and/or suggestions for "initiates" for Pyrrha and her court to gather.

@linkman447 , @shadowwolfsage , @allday2006 ,

@freshmiraclecheesecake , @rwby-encrusted-blog ,

@sirnoobsalot , @cheeseeater2 , @paybackcity1 ,

@segmentaldragon ,

IF you made a suggestion and I missed you please let me know. You all deserve to be thanked for helping me make this AU possible.

[five-miles-over]

Joaquin Phoenix Characters Masterlist

updated 08 November 2023

Multiple Character Headcanons and Listicles

• Joaquin Phoenix Characters as University Students

• Joaquin Phoenix Characters as Cupcakes

• Joaquin Phoenix Characters - Sleepover Headcanons

• If Joaquin Phoenix Characters Went on Dates

• Joaquin Phoenix Characters as Comfort Foods

• Holiday Gift Ideas for Joaquin Phoenix Characters

• Commodus, Abbé, and Joe as Parents 

Abbé de Coulmier from Quills

• The World’s a Broken Bone: The Abbé comforts the reader - a nurse at Charenton - when they have a severe migraine.

• Let Me Save You: A crossover with Thomas Sharpe from Crimson Peak

• The Ballad of Mona Lisa: The reader confesses to the Abbé about fantasies that they have been experiencing lately. (Smut)

• Abbé de Coulmier x Light Academia (aesthetic board)

Arthur Fleck from Joker

• Yandere Arthur Fleck Headcanons

• Arthur Fleck and Joker Jealousy Headcanons

• NSFW Headcanons

• Yandere!Arthur and Yandere!Joker Dealing With Rejection in Public

• Joker and Cruella de Ville Crossover Headcanons

• Arthur Fleck x 50s Retrocore

Bruno Weiss from The Immigrant

• Bruno Weiss x Roaring 20s (Aesthetic Board)

Clay Bidwell from Clay Pigeons

• Misery Loves Company: Clay meets the reader at a bar and the two of them have a much-needed break from their troubles.

• Hey Good Lookin’: Clay loves it when his girlfriend sits on his lap and asks him for a kiss (fluff)

Emperor Commodus from Gladiator

• Imagine Teaching Commodus to Slow Dance

• The Courtesan: The reader is a dancer that catches the eye of Emperor Commodus at a party

• ‘Till I Hear You Sing: A song-based fic based on “Til I Hear You Sing” from Love Never Dies

• What I Did For Love: Continuation from ‘Til I Hear You Sing’. A song-fic based on “What I Did for Love” from A Chorus Line

• New Girl: A high school AU of the movie Gladiator. The reader has recently moved to Rome and is now a new student at the Roman Educational Institute

• Paparazzi (Hollywood!Commodus x Reader): Another Gladiator AU in which the reader has a chance encounter in Rome with Commodus, a world-famous actor hounded by paparazzi.

• All Love Can Be: Prince Commodus meets the reader through their fathers working together, and eventually decides to ask for her hand.

• Handsome: The reader gets a little drunk while spending time with Commodus, and turns a bit childish and dorky.

• The Festivals of Saturn: Commodus’s first Saturnalia as a young sixteen-year-old co-emperor.

• Lay All Your Love on Me: Commodus falls unconditionally and irrevocably in love with a confident young woman along the seashores of Lanuvium

• Lose Me In the Sight of You: All you wished for was the blessing of Lady Juno that you would find a good husband, yet little did you know that a certain Emperor has grown passionately and hopelessly obsessed with you. (TW: Yandere)

• Emperor Commodus x Vampire Aesthetic

• Commodus’s Outfits as Chocolates

• Similarities Between Chuck Bass from “Gossip Girl” and Commodus from “Gladiator”

SERIES: ALONE WITH YOU INSIDE MY MIND (COMMODUS X READER) - ON HIATUS

The young prince (and soon to be Emperor of Rome) Commodus falls in love with you, the daughter of a nobleman, and nothing will stand in the way of his obsession.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

SERIES: AFTERMATH (COMMODUS X OC) - ON HIATUS

A sequel to the events of the film Gladiator, in which Emperor Commodus survives the duel with Maximus

• Chapter 1: The Impossible Dream

• Chapter 2: Proud of Your Boy

• Chapter 3: The Point of No Return

• Chapter 4: Look Down

• Chapter 5: Beneath a Moonless Sky

• Chapter 6: These Palace Walls

• Chapter 7: Wait For It

• Chapter 8: Something There

• Chapter 9: Be Prepared

• Chapter 10: Twisted Every Way

• Chapter 11: All I Ask of You 

• Chapter 12: History Has Its Eyes on You

Max California from 8 MM

• Max California x Dark Academia

• Max California Proposing to You (Headcanons)

Ray Elwood from Buffalo Soldiers

• Ray Elwood Taking You Out on a Date Would Include...

Willie Gutierrez from The Yards

• Blackout: The reader is Willie Gutierrez’s new neighbor, and the two of them accidentally meet during a power outage

• The Light Blinking at the End of the Tunnel: The reader offers some much-needed comfort to Willie after finding out about his dark past.

[shannendoherty-fans]

October 18, 1995 - Shannen Doherty and Rob Weis attend the "Mallrats" film premiere at Cineplex Odeon Century Plaza Cinema in Century City, California, United States - PART 1.