#Lina Aragon

[thevectorian]

LinaAragon

[slytherinqueen123]

book rec

ok if your anything like me and are lowkey OBSESSED with henry the eighth, (aka just his wives), i have THE BOOK for you. it’s called the dead queens club by hannah capon and people have described it as mean girls meets the tudor’s. it’s set in high school and it’s the best. it has some hype but i love it and i hope you will too x

here’s the summary for you guys ❤️

What do a future ambassador, an overly ambitious Francophile, a hospital-volunteering Girl Scout, the new girl from Cleveland, the junior cheer captain, and the vice president of the debate club have in common? It sounds like the ridiculously long lead-up to an astoundingly absurd punchline, right? Except it’s not. Well, unless my life is the joke, which is kind of starting to look like a possibility given how beyond soap opera it’s been since I moved to Lancaster. But anyway, here’s your answer: we’ve all had the questionable privilege of going out with Lancaster High School’s de facto king. Otherwise known as my best friend. Otherwise known as the reason I’ve already helped steal a car, a jet ski, and one hundred spray-painted water bottles when it’s not even Christmas break yet. Otherwise known as Henry. Jersey number 8.

Meet Cleves. Girlfriend number four and the narrator of The Dead Queens Club, a young adult retelling of Henry VIII and his six wives. Cleves is the only girlfriend to come out of her relationship with Henry unscathed—but most breakups are messy, right? And sometimes tragic accidents happen…twice…

ok that one’s kinda mid so here’s the blurb…

If your school’s homecoming king had a little too much in common with Henry VIII, would you survive with your head still attached?

You’d think being the new girl in a tiny town would equal one very boring senior year. But if you’re me—Annie Marck, alias Cleves—and you accidentally transform into teenage royalty by entering Lancaster High on the arm of the king himself? Life becomes the exact opposite of boring.

Henry has it all: he’s the jock, the genius and the brooding bad boy all in one. Which sort of explains why he’s on his sixth girlfriend in two years.

What it doesn’t explain is why two of them—two of us—are dead.

My best friend thinks it’s Henry’s fault, which is obviously ridiculous. My nemesis says we shouldn’t talk about it, which is straight-up sketchy. But as the resident nosy new girl, I’m determined to find out what really happened to Lancaster’s dead queens…ideally before history repeats itself

PLEASE GO CHECK IT OUT, ITS LITERALLY THE BEST AND NOTHING LIKE PHILLIPA GREGORYS STUFF. (no hate to queen phillipa) it’s slapstick funny, witty as all hell and there’s girls supporting girls EVERY PAGE!!!

[sixaus-meaa]

SIX THE MUSICAL - MODERN!AU: illustration

cooking class (AraLeyn)

[schnitzelsemmerl]

i made the six queens in picrew :3 ( + some of my hcs for them)

theyre so cute :3 (i dont like how aragon turned out but whatever)

[notso-daily-six-writing]

Future au

Mary (16): *trying to annoy Anne* hey Anne, how old is your girlfriend?

Anne (26) : like, 42. Why?

Mary: Damn. She’s so old she could be my mom.

Anne:*drags Lina out* that’s because she is your mom.

Mary: MOM?!

(For legal reasons, they have only been dating for a year. For my safety purposes, this is a joke. Please don’t kill me)

[turtlele]

Anne: That's it I can't talk to you anymore! This relationship is over!

Catalina: Where are you going?!

Anne: ALASKA!!!

Catalina: It's faster if you drive!

Anne:

Anne: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[snowsdelulusketches]

When you allow yourself back onto Tumblr. Anyway, hello, y'all, been a while! I got more art, because when do I not?

I'm deflecting, ha. But for the sake of funny: You're Aragon, who just told her [Anne] 'no more cookies'.

Also, yes, it's a little choppy, I'm a little sad: it ain't gonna be the best.

[leoleolovesdc]

Anne: Fuck, it. I’m not eating this food, it’s too hot.

Lina: You’re too hot and I still eat you.

Kat: One normal dinner, is all I ask. ONE.

[kinuhanino]

Modern AU Queens!!!

[averlym]

For the prompt thing can you do lina and jane w no.8?

If that's fine w you ofc

(for context: prompt post can be found here)

i was unsure which no.8 you meant so i did,, all three,, anyways here is your very belated request, thanks for sending it in!

[iamheretodomythingrip]

... oh

[energeticadrianz]

OH SURE

@woofberry-regrets-everything HAHA

[kaspenhoward]

The Queens Birthdays:

_Catalina, December 16th_

Catalina, peacefully sitting the living room at 7 AM enjoying her coffee:

Anne holding a box at the top of the stairs: Lina! Happy Birth- [Proceeds to tumble down the stairs and land at the bottom face first]

Anne: [Proceeds to stay still, appearing unconscious face down]

Catalina: [Slight concern about to get up to check on Anne]

Anne springing up on her feet suddenly okay again, holding out the box: -day! Happy birthday! This is for you.

Catalina: [Sigh of relief and disappointment] Thank you.

Catalina taking the box: Lord almighty it is going to be a day…

_Anne, November 19th_

Anne peacefully sleeping in her room:

The Queens, bursting open the door all holding presents: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNE!!!

Anne disturbed and annoyed from being awaken from her slumber, standing upon her bed and grabbing pillows: THOU SHALL NOT PROCEED WITH ANY EMOTIONAL THOUGHT TOWARDS SUCH A GESTURE, THOUST DOES NOT CARE OF TODAY NOR THE PLACEMENT OF TIME. THE SUN HAS NOT YET RISEN SO NOR HAVE THOU!!!! EXIT MY CHAMBERS!! [Throws a attack of pillows at the queens until they exit the room]

[2 hours later]

Anne rushing downstairs in a panic: Oh my goodness, Queens I am so sorry! I didn’t go to sleep til late last night and I was really tired!

The Queens: [Holding out presents to Anne with a decorated house behind them]

Anne: [Tearing up] You guys-

_Jane, July 17th_

[The queens take Jane out to a restaurant as per her request, Jane ends up drinking too much wine, and gets very drunk]

Jane, suddenly very sad as she’s dragged into their home with her Arm around Anna to stay standing: You guys love me right?

[Very quickly]

Aragon: Yes.

Anna: No one I’d rather carry home while she’s drunk.

Kat: You’re literally my mom. You’re my favorite.

Anne: You feed us and you haven’t poisoned me yet, so yes.

Cathy: We would literally be dysfunctional and hysterical 24/7 without you.

Jane smiling at the sweetness, and getting teary eyed: I love you guys so much! [Starts sobbing]

The rest of the Queens hugging her: We love you too Jane.

_Anna, September (June? July?) 22nd_

Anna: [Walks into the house, holding six puppies in her arms, looking very proud of herself]

The Queens: [Holding a bunch of presents in their hands, all wearing the funny german stereotype hats that Anna loves because she finds them funny]

Anna:

The Queens:

Catalina: Is that six puppies-

Anna, running upstairs quickly with her puppies: I love you guys so much but it’s my birthday so you can’t be mad at me and I can keep them! I’ll be down in a second!

The Queens: . . .

_Kat, [Birthday so freaking unknown it’s a literal guess what year she was born]_

The Queens busting into the living room, as Kat is napping on the couch: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Kat very sleepily, sitting up: Uhhh, I don’t know when my birthday is you guys. Nice try at guessing though.

Jane: We decided to make today your birthday silly! You deserve a birthday as well love.

Kat still waking up: Deserve Birthday? I’ve never had a birthday celebration before.

The Queens: [Really shocked and sad but this revelation]

Jane, suddenly angry but doing her best to hide it from Kat: Well! Screw all of this historical jerks! You deserve a birthday and it’s gonna be the best birthday ever!

The Queens: YEAH!!!!

Kat, more awake and more emotional: Yeah I uhm- Okay. That sounds great. I really love you guys.

The Queens: We love you too Kat! [Proceeds to all give Kat hugs and presents]

_Cathy, August 26th_

Cathy: [Napping in the kitchen, facedown on the counter top, and abandoned half full cup of coffee next to her]

Cathy: [Stirs at a tap on her shoulder, puts her head up blinking the sleep away]

Cathy, now confused: [Notices the blanket around her shoulders, and the pillow her head was under that she did not fall asleep on when she first fell asleep]

Cathy, noticing the mass of presents in front of her on the counter top: ????

The Queens behind her: Happy birthday Cathy!

Cathy turning around in confusion: ???

Kat rushing up to hug her: Look at the clock silly!

Cathy: [See’s the time is 0:01 in the morning (12:01 AM)]

Cathy, smiling and slightly emotional from that fact they remembered: Thanks you guys. [Invites the rest of them for hugs]

[shinayorri]

Millie-Aragon

Moxxie-Boleyn

Henry: HEY,where are you taking he-

Lina throw a pice of cake at his face

Lina:"angry" This a** is mine

Slap anne bottom

[schnitzelsemmerl]

lina: i'm off to a business trip and right before i wanted to leave, i saw my little dear child climb into my suitcase.

lina: i acted like i didn't see that and now i'm driving around the block for the third time. since then, my suitcase has not stopped giggling.

lina: i'll say this one last time. to anyone who thinks i'm "endangering" my son, I AM NOT!!

lina: i'm "endangering" my daughter.

[donttalktome-mp3]

HEYYY, so ive written some sparadic aramour fluff and i need ops..? Likey.? No likey..? Edits..? Im really new to this but its fun so 🤷‍♀️ anyways lmk requests or ideas ect xx

-note-

sorry if theres typos or smth doesnt make sense this is just gay mush from my brain-

Lina had been crushing on jane for weeks, no probably months, then it hit her.

As she re read the pages of her journal -she did this on occasion to remind herself, itll all work out- she realised. today was actually, the 2 year anniversary of her crush on jane seymour.

each day she could feel it worsen, to the point where even the thought of jane made her blush

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it wasnt until she heard a splash that she noticed her glass of water was severely overfilled due to Linas excessive staring at jane as she watched tv with anne. 'shit fuck again..?' Her inner monologue recited. Just as she turned around to asess her situation, a very chirpy catherine parr swindled down the stairs, "seem to have dropped something, lina..?" Cathy said with a grimace

"Dont. Call. Me . Lina." The gold queen knew why the others did this, just to annoy her, but clearly thye would get their way.

This interaction caught the attention of the second and third queens who seemed to be deeply engrossed im some reality TV.

"hey babe, whats got you so chirpy.?" Anne questioned

"ohh nothing much" her girlfriend responded with a giggle before going over to the sofa to cuddle with anne.

oh how lina longed for a relationship like that, with jane.

Her eyes tracking the blonde, catalina closely watched as her beloved paused the tv and went upto her. " heyy, how'd you even manage that..?" seymour asked with a smile - picking up an old towel to dry the spilled water-

"O-oh uhm well uh haha i dont know" she offered her hand to take the towel

"nono dont worry ive got it!" Her smile triggered even more blush to crowd aragons face. Something about janes laugh, it just did something to lina.

oh shes so cute

standing back up, the third queen asked "fancy a snack..?" - as per usual aragon interpreted that, not how jane intended she was sure of it - .

trying to 'play it cool' lina just replied with "nahh im- im goood", almost spilling her water a second time.

there it was again that laugh.