#Lilly's Dad!Schlatt AU

[koreanbibliophilegirl]

LILLY THE ALEX RIDER DSMP AU. IT'S OVERTAKEN MY BRAIN. THE NEW SERIES. TALK TO ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PL

Oh hi Bean!!! :D

LOL I have not watched s3 yet but I saw you brainrotting, I'm assuming it was great!👍

Okay okay okay so!!! Brief recap bc I need to refresh my memory:

Tommy as Alex, Techno as Yassen, Uhhhhh Phil as John and Kristin as Ian I think???

Dream as "a younger, greener Blunt" to quote myself, uhhh I think Mrs. Jones was Puffy?????

Jack Niki Sapnap Eret as K-Unit/K-Squad! Code names Thunder, Arson, Animal Abuse, and Tax Fraud!!!😃 (I believe Tommy was Drug Abuse lol)

Quackity as Ash, Hannah and Punz as [Point Blanc] with Purpled & Enderboo as two of the clones, Ranboo Aimsey and Eryn as the [PB] kids, with Ranboo(in the role of Kyra) later transferring to Tommy and Tubbo's school. Kyranboo pog!

Tubbo was Tom!! As he should be!!!

Uhhh okay I think that's about as far as we got???

AR!Wilbur was Jack(the Starbright variety not the Manifold variety) but I think we might want to change that particular bit...😅 I suggest Charlie or Schlatt!! If it's Schlatt then Tubbo could also be Tommy's pseudo-brother?? Yknow since Schlatt is usually Tubbo's dad in these things. Charlie would be funnier though, considering Ash and Jack canonically went on a few dates in AR.

"Oh yeah Quackity from Las Nevadas, we f*cked a few times!" "Charlie-" "He made real nice noises when-" "CHARLIE STOP-"

Awesamdad would be nice too, but I think Sam was Smithers??? Or maybe it was Foolish, idk.

Uuuuhhhh Point Blanc!! Still needs a name!!! It's just Hannah and Punz (+Purpled) so... uh.

....Academy Bedwars????

idk what to call them OTL, I'm saving Skephalo/Eggpire for Scorpia, I can't call PB the Eggpire...

Uuuuhhhh anyway!! Bedrock Bros bc we love Bedrock Bros in this house!!! Phil got discovered/fought his prodigy/got betrayed a little later than John did in AR canon, so Techno met baby Tommy a few times. Tommy's blue sweater coming from Techno was what we agreed on I think!

Anyway even though Techno felt betrayed by Phil being a spy, I think his feelings are a little different than Yassen. With Yassen it was pretty complicated, with him already being committed to Scorpia/the morally grey(like, really really dark grey) side, still being grateful to John for saving his life, etc. Meanwhile Techno would betray the Eggpire for one corn chip- if said corn chip was Phil. He was just angry Phil never told him.

"You're a spy????" "Techno I can explain-*" "AND YOU WEREN'T GONNA TAKE ME WITH YOU???!?!!! I thought we were a team, smh! S M f*cking H!!!"

(*: he cannot)

Anyway after Phil "dies"(I don't think he's actually dead, I feel like a major deviation from AR canon is bound to happen sometime and I think Phil returning would be an important plot point), Techno just. Stays with the Eggpire. He doesn't know how to contact MI6 anyway, and he doesn't really see the point when Phil isn't gonna be there. Also, staying with the Eggpire means he can keep an eye out for Phil's remaining family, so that's what he does till one day he sees Tommy(Techno had been keeping track of him so he knows what Tommy looks like, but the kid looks exactly like Phil anyway) in a... rich kid boarding school?? And he's going by Tommy Outit(/ref)??? Bruh???

Tommy, of course does NOT recognize Techno and he's like Why is that guy looking at me like he recognizes me. Meanwhile Techno is bluescreening bc Hey. Hey Kristin? Why is your son doing spy work? Kristin???

...

Okay Imma pass the baton onto you now, feel free to add on lol.

-Lilly xx

[lillian-nator]

My Dad!Schlatt AU BrainRot that Keeps Me Awake At Night

( I am only doing this because alwaysananxiousmess told me to, and their writing is a gift from god)

So, essentially Schlatt is young. Really young. 

Probably 17 or 18. 

This kid is dropped off at his doorstep, with a note attached. The note essentially reads that Tubbo is his, and that the mother cannot take care of him anymore, so she had no where else to turn to. 

Now, I’m not saying that as a teen Schlatt got around, but I am saying that there are multiple people who could’ve been the mother. And he probably didn’t remember all of them. 

Anyways, Schlatt looks at this little tiny kid in his arms (Tubbo is about 3 months old), with eyes that mirrored Schlatt’s, and a bright smile, and the kid just wrapped his tiny little hand around his index finger, holy shit -

Schlatt can’t give away this kid. His kid. He would try his damnedest to be the best fucking dad that the world had ever seen. 

STEP ONE: Ask Wilbur wtf to do You may be wondering, why is Schlatt going to Wilbur? Well, Wilbur has been taking care of his younger brother, Tommy, while Phil (their dad) and Techno (their older brother) are busy.  Phil hadn’t been a constant in their life since Tommy was born, which is insanely irresponsible of him, seeing that Wilbur didn’t ask to basically raise a son, but one look into Tommy’s pale blue eyes and the blonde has Wilbur wrapped around his tiny little fingers.  Tommy is about 1, so Wilbur must know shit right? 

So, Schlatt goes to his best friend, and fellow family fuck-up (they formed a club when they were 15, dubbed themselves the family fuck-ups when neither of them were able to please their parents)

Wilbur insists that he doesn’t know how to raise a child because he was still trying to defend Phil This may or may not start an argument between the two, as Schlatt screams at Wilbur, “Why doesn’t Tommy want Phil when he is crying then? Why does Tommy cry when Phil picks him up? God damnit WHEN WAS THE LAST FUCKING TIME YOU SPOKE TO PHIL?”

All I am saying is 2 single teen dads dad and older brother, who happen to be best friends. 

It’s like full house. 

[lillian-nator]

Does Schlatt and Wilbur call each other when their boys say their first word? Like freaking out and crying

And I'm just laugh of imagining Tommy and Tubbo just staring at each other like in they are in a competition or smth

Yes absolutely. Tommy is 10 months old when he says his first word. Wilbur calls Schlatt to tell him to come over. Schlatt immediately books it to Wilbur’s house, and Wilbur has Tommy repeat the words “Wilby” and “Wilbs” a few times before Schlatt is convinced. 

They both coo and celebrate. Wilbur is crying. 

Schlatt calls Wilbur, and has Tubbo say it into the line a few times. 

“Ha, my kid calls me Dad.” 

“Mine did too, I told him to stop. Because he is my brother Schlatt. How many times do I have to remind you of that?”

“Several more.”

Wilbur can hear Tubbo say “Dadda” in the background, and Schlatt immediately drops the communicator to give Tubbo his undivided attention

[lillian-nator]

If you are still doing the dad shlatt prompts could you do something where there a little older ( maybe tubbo and tommy are teens) and phill accidentally hurts Tommy, not intentionally but because he’s not paying attention or something, and shlatt and Wilbur have to step in while tubbo tries to comfort Tommy.

okay so I have something very similar to that, but its uh, Tommy's an infant, but I thought I would give it to you anyways because I don't really feel like writing a whole oneshot rn, and something is better than nothing, right?

Okay so, Wilbur is off taking his SATs, as a highschool student does

Phil for the first time ever in his life, is actually home taking care of his son

And so, Tommy had a lot of problems as a baby, one of them mainly being colic (from food intolerance) - which is when a baby just fucking cries a whole bunch, it's due to them being uncomfortable, mainly stomach aches and cramping

SO, when Phil was watching him for the day, he had colic, and just wouldn't stop crying.

So what does Phil do, he puts a blanket over his crib

Which is something he did for Wilbur, its not unusual, some babies like it - it makes the crib super dark, and it makes it easier for them to sleep

The thing is, Tommy's like 11 months old, and is absolutely TERRIFIED of the dark, Wilbur puts a night light in his room, its all good, but Phil just plunged him in complete darkness

Yeah, Phil just had no clue, Dad of the Year

but Tommy just instantly shuts up

because he is scared

so its just silent tears

and phil's like mission accomplished but in reality,,

(so he does it again)

(not realizing it's hurting his son)

Wilbur probably catches it the second time

because he noticed that Tommy was a bit more scared of Phil after that one day, but didn't put too much thought into it

and then he comes home

and its eerily quiet

cause tommy is always making some noise - even just cooing or clapping his hands, he's a giggly, noisy baby

so he walks up to his dads study

and the blanket is over the vrib

and oh shit. Tommy is afraid of the dark

Wilbur doesn't leave tommy with Phil after that

[lillian-nator]

Law Student Dad!Schlatt Angst

Shout out to that Anon, who talked about Quackity and Schlatt Meeting in Law School, because now I have some really great angst ideas for Law Student, Young Single-Dad Schlatt

Keep in mind that Tubbo is around 4 or 5 when Schlatt starts law school (if we go by US standards) 

So, Schlatt got a Scholarship that pays enough to let him go to school, however, it doesn't pay for his housing (it would if he stayed on campus, but Tubbo wouldn't be allowed to live with him in a dorm, and there is no way in hell that Schlatt is leaving Tubbo with anyone else) 

This makes Schlatt work tirelessly at Jobs on campus at the local coffee shops, at the library, anything to pay for his apartment. 

He also often takes food from the lunch hall at university, and brings it home to give Tubbo since it is hard affording enough groceries to make full meals. 

He brings Tubbo into School on the days that Wilbur can't work from home. It's once or twice a week. The professors have learned not to mind Tubbo. He doesn't bother the class, he sits in his chair playing with B, or sitting in Schlatt's lap, slipping in and out of sleep. He's learned not to ask Schlatt questions until after class is over. 

Schlatt isn't allowed to bring Tubbo into exams though, and one time, Schlatt had to leave Tubbo home alone. It was agony for the both of them, and Schlatt bought Tubbo pizza in reward for being so good. Schlatt made sure that he got Niki or Wilbur to stay with him after that. It was terrifying.

There was one month that Schlatt couldn't afford to pay the heating bill, so there were a lot of cuddles from Dad, extra fluffy blankets, and [stolen, although not really because he was on the meal plan, he just took way more than he was supposed to] Soup from the Uni’s Lunch Hall

You may be wondering: Why isn't Wilbur helping?

Schlatt takes nothing out of Pity. 

He is also a struggling University Dad Big Bro™️ - Phil pays for the house he lives in, and sends money for food, but Wilbur has to pay his tuition, and also for Tommy's meds, and anything extra. 

So, Wilbur isn't really in a position to help until he graduates and gets his job as an Admin (takes place in a realistic SMP Earth setting)

Some Fluff for you: 

Some days it’s really fucking hard, Schlatt knows he is working more than he should. That he sleeps too little, and that he puts his mental health on the line. 

But when he comes home, and he hears the little footsteps padding over to the door to see him. 

And right after he hangs up his coat he scoops his boy into his arms, and Tubbo nuzzles his head into Schlatt's neck, and Schlatt kisses the top of Tubbo's head 

And Tubbo starts babbling about how his day was, and what Tommy did at school, and how Wilbur let him color with sharpies "Actual Sharpies Dadda!"

Schlatt has a huge grin on his face, "Tell me more about it, Tubs." 

Even as he heats up stolen pasta (it technically isn't stolen since he is on the meal plan, but he is totally not supposed to take as much as he does) from the Lunch Hall. And sets out his homework for the night as Tubbo continues to rant about this new fact he learnt about Saturn. 

That little guy makes everything worth it for Schlatt

[lillian-nator]

Phil makes some passive aggressive comment about not wanting (like, preteen, maybe?)tommy to hang out with Tubbo at schlatt's apartment because he thinks Schlatt would be a bad influence on tommy and Wilbur just sorta shuts Phil down right then and there?

Gotta shout out Ellebow for writing half of this :) Phil looked up from his lunch, turning towards WIlbur, who was washing Tommy's bottles, "is tommy here?"

Wilbur shrugged, "no, hes playing with tubbo"

"oh. where?" The older picked at his sandwich, taking the pickles out and eating them seperately.

Wilbur finally looked up from his task, turning towards the dining table, "the southside apartments"

"there?? really??" The blonde sneered.

"what?" The younger sighed.

Phil turned to look at his nails, picking off a piece of his index finger's nail, "i mean. i just cant believe you let him go there, what with all his sickness and whatnot. i thought you were paranoid"

"Well - Schlatt's watching the boys, and he knows." Wilbur stutters, looking nervous, "He knows that it needs to get kept clean. I trust Schlatt."

"ha. schlatt? that dope cant even keep track of his women, let alone children. youre an idiot for trusting him" Wilbur's father didn't even spare him a glance, insulting his best friend, and taking a bite of his food as if he said nothing. The way the words flow out of his mouth, it is almost lighthearted, a tease.

Wilbur tightens his grip on the bottle cap he was drying.

He jabs back, "i trust schlatt with my life"

Phil just scoffs, turning to take another bite, "i guess you dont value your life all too much" he jeers under his breath.

"At least he was here, unlikes some of us." Wilbur grunts, looking his father in his crystal blue eyes, a moment of bravery.

Phil only pointed at Wilbur with his fork, not sensing anything serious, "You offered to keep Tommy, I would've taken him."

"You would've killed him." The brunette growls.

(and this is the stage where Wilbur is still scared of Phil)

Phil looks at Wilbur harshly, lowly he threatens, "What was that?"

Wilbur shakes his head lowly, keeping his gaze on the floor, "nothing." He busied himself with screwing on bottle lids, while Phil just stared.

[lillian-nator]

Pre-Law Student Dad!Schlatt Fluff

This takes place during Schlatt’s first days of University (in America you have to take 4 years of Uni, and then 3 years of Law School).

Schlatt does Mock Trial in University, which is where a lot of these scenes take place.  .

Tubbo once drew on Schlatt’s beard when he was two (just coloring it like green, and blue), which was fine, he’s 2, he does shit like this, and Schlatt was really tired, so he let him. However, Schlatt did not realize that it was sharpie, so when he had Mock Trial in the morning, he had to go, with his beard colored in. 

It wasn’t an actual trial, it was just a meeting with his team, but still it was incredibly embarrassing and the professor was not happy with it. 

The professor started with, “Face tattoos are not allowed in the courtroom sir, it is very unprofessional, and it will jeopardize your case.”

The thing is, is that college Schlatt would definitely be more timid than you would expect him to be, because he is so fucking tired, and trying to figure out this whole, single-dad-at-university thing, So, he would just be like, "Sorry Sir, won't happen again." Then the professor would ask him why he did it: "Mr. Schlatt, you are going to have to explain to me why you have sharpie on your face, in the first place." Schlatt looks down, "My uh, my 2 year old drew it on my face yesterday. I didn't know it was sharpie." Schlatt can't see it, but the professor's face softens, "It's alright Schlatt, just don't let it happen again, or I will have to put you on probation." "Yes Professor, sorry again"

Tubbo goes to do it again, cause he is 2 and he doesn't know and better, and Schlatt having to explain.   "You can't do that Tubs, here, you can draw on my arm." "Why no face?" "Dadda got in trouble last time Bud, he promised it wouldn't happen again." "You get in trouble this time?" "No, the arm will be fine Tubs. Just no more face, okay?" "Okay." .

The first time Schlatt brought Tubbo into college was during a mock trial session. It was a Saturday, and Phil was home, so Wilbur couldn't watch Tubbo. He showed up, dress shirt slightly crumpled, hair ruffled, and a 2-year-old Tubbo on his hip. The professor looked him with wide eyes. "And who is this, Mr. Schlatt?" Schlatt put his head down, "My son. The guy who usually watches him during Mock can't today, and I know how you feel about missing meetings, it's just -" Schlatt gave Tubbo a stern look before meeting his professor's eyes, "He will be quiet I promise. Just let him sit in the back, he's almost 3, he knows when to stay quiet and play with his toys." The professor looks at him with sympathy, "This one time Mr. Schlatt. Warn me beforehand next time, so that I can give you a smaller script, okay?" Schlatt looks up with a grin, "Yes, professor." Before setting Tubbo down at the back of the room, and getting him set up with some coring books, and B. .

Tubbo helps Schlatt study court cases, and rules. 

I can just imagine Schlatt at the dinner table while Tubbo is eating, being like, "You want to help Dad real quick, Bud?" And Tubbo profusely nodding. Then, Schlatt explaining some court cases, and rules he has to know, so that he is prepared for the test the next day (you know how you can test your own knowledge by teaching others), even if Tubbo doesn't understand it, it gets all of Schlatt’s thoughts out on the table, and helps him organize his thoughts. [it also maybe distracts Tubbo from the fact that Schlatt wasn't eating dinner ahaha whoops, back to fluff] .

Schlatt and Wilbur made each-other friendship bracelets in Middle School, because they were nerds lol (and then they smoked weed at a party in high school, and suddenly weren’t nerds anymore. It was very funny, they were tripping over themselves hard). Schlatt and Wilbur still wear them to this day. Schlatt wears his around his wrist, and Wilbur wears his around his ankle.  Tubbo likes to grab onto the bracelet and fidgeting with it. Sometimes when he is overstimulated, or stressed, he tugs on it to get his Dad to notice. Other times, his wrist is small enough that he just shoves his hand through the space in between the bracelet and Schlatt’s wrist. It helps ground him, being tethered to Schlatt. And sometimes it’s just so that he doesn’t get lost lmao. 

[lillian-nator]

do you have anymore angst you can drop on us

Alright. 

Here’s some Schlatt and Tubbo angst. 

- 

Schlatt knows that people judge him. 

Schlatt was 17.

Schlatt was 17, and he was bouncing his 1 year old on his leg.

Schlatt was 17, and he was sat tiredly in the waiting room of the pediatric center, the place he still went for his doctor.

Schlatt was 17, and has checked his 1 year old into the place that he still went to the doctors, because he is still a kid. He was waiting for Tubbo’s yearly checkup. Huh - it had been a whole year? 

Schlatt was 17, and he saw the looks that the moms were giving him. He saw the way that the mom across the room from him glared at him and pulled her son closer. He saw the way that the father and his 16 year old daughter shot him dirty looks from across the room. 16. Schlatt was a year older than that girl, and he was checking in his kid, not the other way around.

And don't get Schlatt wrong. Schlatt was 17, and he loved his son with every bone in his body. He would give up every single item that he owned for his son. His son is his whole fucking world.

But he doesn't miss the looks.

The way that the nurses look at him with pity - he was too young for this pressure. The way that the moms look at him with disgust - he couldn't raise a child. The way the dads look at him with sadness - he didn't get to live his bachelor days. The way that his peers looked at him with judgement - he couldn't fucking practice safe sex - huh?

Schlatt was 17, but Schlatt wasn't stupid. And it fucking hurt.

[lillian-nator]

wouldnt it be super pog if you just,, dropped extreme angst on us. pls. i need angst.

you want some?

okay.

[credit to Elle because part of this is hers]

-

Wilbur thought that Tommy was terminally ill, or had some sort of disease when he was younger because he had a fever, and the stomach bug, at least once a month for like, 3 years straight.

And Wilbur was young, and scared, and new to taking care of a fucking kid. he didn't know that some kids just get sick a lot, cause what kind of 17 year old knows that?

All he knows is that Tommy cries all the time, and is really hot, and throws up, and shivers, and looks uncomfortable - he just wants to make it better.

No matter how many pediatricians told him that some kids just get sick, he was still a nervous wreck, thinking that there was something seriously wrong with his baby brother.

-

The first time that Wilbur goes into a doctors office for Tommy, he’s a fucking mess.

Tommy isn’t crying at the moment, but he’s whining and shivering and Wilbur is so fucking scared. He briskly makes his way up to the desk and is just "please can you help him I don’t know whats wrong" to the poor nurse.

The nurse looks at him with comforting, sympathetic eyes; "Sure sweetie, let’s get your lil boy checked in"

"Oh, no, um. I’m his brother"

The nurse looks surprised, "Oh, I don’t know if-"

"Please he’s been shivering for days, no matter how much I hold him. He barely stops crying. Please" Wilbur has tears in his eyes by now.

"Just calm down, it will be okay." The nurse stated calmly.

"okay. okay - just, how do I check him in. I'll do it. Just, just - please, I - I don't know what to do -" He stutters.

The nurse rubs his arm, "Look, go sit down Honey. I will bring you the paper work, and then we can sort out your brother, okay?"

"Okay. okay - I - uh, okay." Wilbur tightens his grip on Tommy, as he turns to sit down.

Quickly, the nurse had to ask a question before she could sign him in, "Are you his legal guardian."

"Uh - yes. Yeah. I - my dad just signed the forms. I am." Wilbur concluded.

"Okay, then I can get you the forms.” She smiles, kindly, “Go sit down."

- 

Turns out, shivering can be a sign of low blood sugar in newborns, and toddlers.

Wilbur hadn’t been feeding Tommy the right food, because he doesn't know what kind to give him, and the doctors walk him through what he should be giving Tommy. 

The nurse is very calm and patient and understanding but Wilbur cant stop panicking. He cant stop beating himself up because Tommy is sick because of him now, and how hard is baby food, why cant he do anything right - GOD DAMNIT 

The nurse sees his eyes widening and his foot tapping and she just puts her hand on his knee "Sweetheart, its alright. your brother is ok, don’t worry. I wouldn't expect any teenager to know any of this. You're doing a great job. Its alright”

"I just - I don't know when my Dad is coming back. And - I - I don't want to mess up." Wilbur’s voice breaks on the last part. 

“Hey, hey.” The nurse starts, “It’s okay. The kid loves you. And you seem to know the basics of what you should be doing. If it’s worth anything, I’m proud of you for getting this far - okay?”

By the end of the next few months Wilbur is definitely on a first name basis with most of the nurses in the  pediatric center. And he slowly gets less and less worried everytime he goes, however, every single time he is still scared shitless that he has done something wrong. 

On the other hand, throughout each visit, he is much more confident in his capabilities to take care of Tommy, so, that’s nice.

- 

Anyways, Tommy gets sick a TON as a child. He is also allergic to vanilla extract. So, life is fun for Wilbur.

[lillian-nator]

Some Dad!Schlatt and Big Bro Wilbs fluff

Like, yes. It’s hard, to be so young, and to raise kids. 

Wilbur and Schlatt are young, and trying to figure shit out, and Schlatt got thrown out and shit.  

But, there are a lot of perks to having very young parents. 

Like I am just thinking about 5 year old Tommy just fucking climbing massive Wilbur Soot, and just fucking giggling his heart out as he swings from Wilbur's arm. 

Or the fact that Schlatt can chase Tubbo around their small apartment for 30 minutes straight without tiring himself out. 

Or how both men can swing around the kids like they're nothing. It's just- Sometimes you need to remind yourself of the soft domestic fluff

I'm just imagining, like, on cold mornings, where they go to a park down the street and it's completely empty. Schlatt climbs up to the top of the set, with Tubbo on his back, like the good dad he is. 

And Wilbur being the little shit that he is, gets up there with two steps, and leaves Tommy on the ground. 

That is until Tommy pouts enough as he is looking up at the three atop the jungle gym. Wilbur then lifts, and hauls Tommy up to the top, and puts him in between his legs. Wilbur rests his head on Tommy's. 

Tubbo sits in Schlatt's lap, fiddling with Schlatt's bracelets. 

They sit and watch the sunrise.

[lillian-nator]

what does wilbur do when tommy first calls him wilby? pls i need f l u f f

cry. 

Tommy looked up with big, bright blue eyes, and reached for Wilbur’s hand. Wilbur held it out for him, the boy grabbing onto his ring finger and pulling it lightly. “What’s up Toms?” Wilbur smiled. 

“Wi - Wi - Wil -” Tommy started muttering out, eyes looking determined. 

Wilbur’s eyes widened, “Are you gonna say Wilbur, Tom? You gonna say your first word? Say Wilbur, Wil - bur.”

Tommy looked up again, putting his small hand on Wilbur’s nose. “Wil- Wilby.”

Wilbur smiled so wide that he swore he felt a tear run down his face as he cheered the blonde on, “yes. yes. that’s me. I’m Wilby. Good job Toms. Such a good boy Tom.” 

Tommy giggled, “Wilby! Wilby!”

“Holy shit.” Wilbur whispered, wiping the tears off of his face, and bringing Tommy close, so that he could put his head atop the boys. “Yes, that’s me. I’m Wilby.”

[lillian-nator]

The Dadschlatt AU last night

[lillian-nator]

Quick Fluffy Dad!Schlatt Rant before I have to go back to doing my calculus homework:

Tubbo's first birthday. 

Great time. 

Niki makes a cake - without vanilla extract, because Tommy is allergic (I wanted to give Tommy a random fucking allergy), and without Sprinkles, because Schlatt doesn't like sprinkles - and gives the leftovers to Schlatt, even after his incessant bickering that "You made it, you should get the leftovers" 

Wilbur holds it at his house, because he knows that Schlatt is embarrassed about how small and rundown his apartment is; with baby toys scattered across the limited floor space of the living room, and a play pen obstructing the path between the kitchen and the living room.

Schlatt shows off the fact that his kid can say his name, and a few basic words, along with the fact that Tubbo started walking a small bit recently - much more early than Tommy started walking, a brag that Schlatt says too much, in Wilbur's opinion. 

Overall a great time, Tubbo gets B from Schlatt, and no other gift matters - because it won't amount

[lillian-nator]

What was Tubbo's first word, and how did Tommy and Tubbo's first interaction go?

I imagine that Tubbo’s first words is Dad or Dadda, something normal, towards Schlatt. 

Schlatt fucking melts bro, He has been taking care of this kid for a year, and as soon as the small words come out of Tubbo’s mouth, everything is worth it. 

It was while Schlatt was making dinner one night, spaghetti, Tubbo’s favorite, especially if he got to eat pieces of the meatballs. Tubbo was sitting in his highchair next to the counter, while Schlatt was string the pot making faces at the boy, and in return the boy would giggle. 

However, it had been a moment since Schlatt looked at the boy, and the brunette had been pointing to his pacifier for the past 20 seconds, getting frustrated with the lack of response, so he started to vocalize his frustrations. 

“Da - Da - Dadda!” Tubbo had whined, pointing towards the pacifier. 

Schlatt instantly turned around, dropping his wooden spoon into the sauce. 

“Did you just say ‘dadda’? Is that me? Am I dadda?” Schlatt eagerly asked, reaching out for the boy. 

The boy pulled back for a second, only to point at his wanted item, Schlatt gratefully gave it to him. Tears were definitely not streaming down his face in happiness. 

---

As for Tommy and Tubbo’s first interaction? 

Well, Tommy was 1. 

And Tubbo was 4 months old. 

So they kind of just - stared at each other. 

Don’t worry though, they become very close from then on. 

[lillian-nator]

ok but dad schlatt, day one, tubbo carefully cradled in one arm, knocking on the wilbur’s door bc he’s suddenly got a kid! and they need like food and cribs and a lot of stuff that schlatt doesn’t have bc he didn’t expect to have a kid. but wilbur just opens the door, sees tubbo and ushers them both in, and just helps schlatt. no, he’s not going to be a terrible parent, he’s helped wilbur with tommy and he was great! (also i like to think they had their first sleepover in yrs bc of it)

THIS IS MY THRID TIME TYPING THIS OUT HOLY SHIT

Anyways, fucking big brain man.

This totally happened, and this was also the first night that Schlatt learnt that Tubbo slept best atop schlatt’s chest.

Tubbo had been bottle fed with one of Tommy’s old bottles, changed, burped, and of course, cooed at. It had been an exhausting day for Schlatt, Wilbur, and Tubbo alike. Tubbo being in a new place with new people, and Schlatt having a new fucking kid. 

“Tubs, you gotta listen to your Dad on this one, okay kid?” Schlatt smiled as he referred to himself as “Dad” and moved his hand, so that Tubbo could wrap his own tiny hand around Schlatt’s finger. “You need to sleep, little guy. It’s only making you more frustrated and upset the longer you stay up.” Schlatt softly wiped the tears off of Tubbo’s face, as the infant was frustrated and sleep deprived. 

Schlatt looked up, as he heard Wilbur jump down the stairs, holding his communicator in one hand, and a baby monitor, for Tommy who was sleeping in his room upstairs. Wilbur ran a hand through his chestnut hair, “Maybe try rocking him, or bringing him close to you, if he won’t sleep. He’s probably scared in a new place, with new people, he seems to trust you though, Dad,” Wilbur smirked, looking directly at Schlatt. “so, sleeping with you would probably sooth his nerves. It’s a bit chilly down here as well, which is why I have Tommy sleep upstairs, so I would put him close to you so that he feels warm.”

“M’kay.” Schlatt mumbled looking down at his son, “I’ll try it.”

Schlatt carefully moved Tubbo to be sitting on his lap, and he looked down at his son, “Alright little man, let’s do a rundown, yeah?” Repeating something that he used to do with Tommy when he babysat the boy as an infant. “We had some nice warm milk earlier, so our Tummy’s full, yeah?” He lifted one of his fingers to tickle Tubbo’s stomach, earning a giggle from the infant. “We were changed, and burped, so we’re nice and comfy, okay?” Schlatt gingerly poked both of Tubbo’s cheeks. “So you must be feeling sleepy, yeah? I know, this must be scary, so many new places, huh? But trust me, I’m not going anywhere Tubs. Dad is sticking around.” 

Schlatt gingerly shifted Tubbo so that he was laying atop Schlatt’s chest, where Schlatt pushed himself against the corner of the couch. Reaching to grab a warm blanket, he softly covered both of them, kissing Tubbo’s head softly. 

“Tubs, you should sleep now. It’s nice and warm, right? So it’s a good time to take a nap with good ole’ Dad.” Schlatt smiled tiredly, and watched Tubbo slowly close his eyes, nuzzling into Schlatt’s chest, as Schlatt rubbed circles into the infant’s back slowly, helping the boy fall asleep. 

“You’re a natural, you know?” Wilbur spoke up, from his place on his bed, propped up onto his elbows, looking at his friend, a cross the room from the couch Schlatt was sitting on. He turned the baby monitor’s volume up, from where it rested on his nightside table, so that he could hear if Tommy were to cry when Wilbur was asleep. Wilbur looked as tired as Schlatt felt. 

“I learned from you and Tommy, I could never do this without you.” Schlatt looked up at his best friend. 

“Yeah, yeah. Tommy loves you, you’re gonna be a great dad dude.” Wilbur flops back down onto his back, resting his head into his pillow. 

“Thanks. You’re a great dad too.” Schlatt watched Wilbur squirm. 

“He’s my brother. You know I don’t like being called Dad.” 

Schlatt sighed, nestling his nose into Tubbo’s dark chestnut hair. “Yeah, I know dude.” 

“So,” Wilbur laughed, “Who’s the chick you banged?”

Schlatt threw his head back with a loud laugh, “Shut Up!”

[lillian-nator]

Does schlatt see tubbos first steps? (I'm slightly confused on the timeline, sorry)

Yes he does! 

So, just to be clear, Tubbo shows up on Schlatt’s doorstep when Tubbo is about 3 months old. So everything from then on is fair game.

I imagine it happening because Tommy would be around 2 years old, and Tubbo would be 15 months (1 year, 3 months) old, so Tommy would be getting good at walking, and Wilbur was practicing with him, having Tommy walk from Schlatt to Wilbur. 

And Tubbo, who in his standards, was not getting enough attention, had pulled himself up standing when Schlatt wasn’t looking, and began wobbling, copying Tommy’s movements, towards Schlatt - who still hadn’t noticed. 

However, Wilbur had, and promptly hissed out, “Schlatt” trying not to distract and stop Tubbo from walking to his Dad. 

“Whaaat” Schlatt drawled out, looking towards his best friend, who was currently holding his hands out to catch Tommy. 

Wilbur made a jerky move with his head, to get Schlatt to look at where Tubbo was standing. 

Schlatt looked over, “Oh my God.” He smiled wider than Wilbur has ever seen him (minus that one time Schlatt was high out of his mind, and giggling over everything). “Come to Dadda Tubs. You are doing so good, Little Dude.” 

Tubbo wobbled over to Schlatt, toppling over atop him once he finally got in reach, but Schlatt caught him, and continued to praise him to the rest of the day, giving Tubbo the attention that he seeked.