#Like you identify more with Arthur while I identify more with Merlin bzhdbdhd

[achillesuwu]

honestly, it would be very very very funny if Merlin ACTUALLY is a bit below the average on the cock scale (but he hasn't told Arthur (yet) that he has a dragonlord version in store 😌✍️) but Arthur acts as if he was subject to on the 10 of that video when Merlin is barely 4,5 : https://youtube.com/shorts/3dFHa31qxQ8?si=_lryvDsFknSyOjVq

Merlin pampers his man like he deserves 😤😤😤😤 if Arthur doesn't at least come twice without needing to leave a single finger then that mean Merlin is dead ☝️

ARTHUR SSAYING PLEASE NZJXBSBWBBSBSB SO TRUE!!!!!! ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ 🥺🥺 Thank you for the treat 🫶✨ (also just so you know, in my regent fic Merlin has his hands in Arthur's nape's hair all the time 😌as he should 😌 that where they belong when they aren't on his shoulder or on his waist or on his as—)

Arthur : my new mattress is alive

Leon : sire !?! Do I need to call merlin!?

Arthur : why would you need to call my new mattress? But also yes please do, er, I mean. Yes. Do.

Leon :

Arthur : Hem. Training!

Back in medieval time you could get married by anyone at anytime so imagine if Arthur just grab some guard and make him marry them at 8 am jdbxbdbd

*take the mic* Arthur Pendragon *drop the mic*