#Like what does that even mean

[crumbly-apple-pie]

I need Samantha Shannon to know that these five words in this order are spectacular

[ID: text from a day of fallen night, reading, “Wulf hirpled towards a birling,” /end ID]

thank you so much to @maileesque for the ID :)

[sh0rt-insomniac]

love the friend, not the heel

[om0000]

why did someone on telegram just dm me asking if im not sick of being hyperfixated on woy after a year

[dipshame]

the nosy bitch inside of me needs to know whose onlyfans they think they deserve a discount for

[book-lover85]

tried to make a doc compiling elvin societal and biological structures (especially their differences from humans) and possible explanations (for the biological differences) and was immediately stumped because wtf is mental strength

I suspend my disbelief so much when reading I didn't even realize

[voyagerone-1]

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE????????

[agaypanic]

whoever just sent me one of my own fics, i just got one thing to say:

????

[fearcanbeagift]

also my other acquaintance started making comments about my body out of nowhere yesterday and pointed at my legs and laughed at how “wrong” they looked 😐

[hissterical-nyaan]

ok but hasn't marital rape been a thing for decades now? and it's been ignored all this time. why did it suddenly come into consideration in this case?

I mean marital rape has been a thing since eternity 💀 one reason might be that there has been a lot of pushback against its non-recognition in recent times and multiple cases are pending in various courts so judges brought it up

But also rape and violence rhetoric has been used for homophobic arguments for decades now. These people just can't see that we can make our laws gender neutral which will benefit people so much. They can't even comprehend that most of the upcoming problems can be solved by this

[sleepysnk]

i had a very weird dream where there was a whole tornado and i had to hide in a church with some girl and then we got sucked up but the dude inside said it was fake and a simulation

[bansheesofinisherin2022]

roommate is so obvious about her thinking i’m ugly hjdsgfhjgsdjf i was telling her about how i hate when men hit on me during work or in a professional environment and she was like “why would they do that to you specifically? that makes zero sense - is it because of u’re a bit like a child?”. like pls i already feel uncomfortable about the entire situation, don’t make me feel bad about my appearance too 😭

[anothergolddustwoman]

SMITTY STREETS?!?!

[yakityyaku]

very funny (irritating) to me that everyone whined and yelled about stupid rainbow capitalism and how performative wokeness/allyship is a net bad we should all refuse to support and now like.

tumblr is doing nothing for pride and target isn't selling much (if any) of their pride collection offline except at certain stores (in democratic areas, basically) and build a bear has a much tinier collection than normal and all the actual pride stuff is on their "adult" website (not sure if it's in stores, but pride = adult is a hell of a message)

there are genuinely good criticisms for performative allyship in all its applications. it shouldn't be the only thing we expect from people and companies. but if all the shit I see being called performative stopped tomorrow then in terms of the LGBTQ+ community especially we just. wouldn't talk about queerness or queer issues or celebrate pride or do anything.

open your fucking eyes. we are very close politically to having gay marriage rolled back. now companies are basically being let off the hook to even make a miniscule effort (which matters to the people who don't have access to any other kind of support in their communities! which normalizes the community in public spaces!) because the only reaction they have gotten over the last few years are negative ones from BOTH sides.

we are so entrenched in discourse at all times for the sake of our OWN performance of who is the wokest and who is REALLY an ally or a good community member that we have basically handed over all the work of activists of the last several decades to the other side because we'd rather scream at each other over fucking chicken restaurants and shit than the real life backsliding that's happening.

and this goes for other shit too. feminism, poc rights, all of it.

also. trans rights aren't discourse and aren't just culture war arguments. in case any terfs think they can spin this to be antitrans.

[sadbloodydoll]

my manager had said something about how I don't "look like a cutter", im so serious, he said he doesn't think I look like one [we were having a odd conversation] and I was like oh! we'll about that....[I didn't tell him, I just laughed awkwardly]

[iam-bicpentameter]

the internet: guys omg i HATE new york transfers they literally moved here and spend SO MUCH MONEY on EVERYTHING and then COMPLAIN about it. i HATE when people COMPLAIN about everything

guy in real life: hey man hows it going

[justasadboi]

Got to work 30 minutes early and now I have time to overthink in the breakroom and it’s not funnnn