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Still thinking about the absolutely legendary woman who works maintainance for my housing peeps who saw my ass coming back from ikea carrying 700 things on me rushing to help me open the door to my apartment because she saw how much shit I was carrying
I hope she has the best 2024 literally fucking ever she was legitimately so fucking sweet
#I love people so much it's insane#Every time random strangers do something nice I think about it the whole day#And she really was Rushing she saw me and went “Wait hold up I'll help you!!!”#Like she was so fucking sweeeeeet#You could tell she wanted to make sure that she wasn't looking down on me too cause#she also said that she understood the struggle#And I'm just like#Ma'am you're the sweetest lady ever I hold Nothing against you#Also shoutout to the guy on the bus who sat across from me cause I had so much shit and took so much space#And I was just like Dude I'm so sorry for taking so much space#And he was just like Lmao no dw you're doing great#Just Hrnnnng people
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As much as I love playing embrace Dark Urge runs (discussion in therapy pending), there's something so narratively satisfying about how a Resist Durge playthrough can go once you get to the Bhaal Temple. Your character steps into the ring with Orin, it's intended to be a duel, but odds are you're getting eviscerated pretty quickly. You then switch to one of your other characters in your party and throw an attack, effectively breaking the duel and setting the whole temple upon you.
(Adding a cut because this ended up being longer than I thought)
But, I think it's a very satisfying way to play. Your party members have grown fond of your Durge, seeing them as a friend, a family member, even a lover. They've watched you and your pain over your Urge and what it makes you do or want to do. Maybe you've slipped up once or twice, but you've been trying so hard to be the hero they know you can be, that Faerûn needs. So, when it comes time to finally face your demons and you're getting so horribly hurt in the process, they can't help but rush to your defense. It'll put all of them in danger, but it doesn't matter because they want and need to help you, their ally and companion.
Bonus points if you select your character's romanced companion as the savior/duel interruptor to make it extra delicious. They've fallen in love with you, stayed with you when your Urge craved their blood the most, maybe by this point in the game you've helped put their demons down as well. They see you in pain, a final valiant effort to overcome your Urge against the power of Orin, a whole cult, a god of murder himself. They want to protect you, save you as you saved them.
I'm also fond of the extra beauty of Astarion being your Resist Durge romance since it puts the two of you in very similar situations. Fighting against the will of your masters, finally defeating your demons with your newfound companions' help and being offered the greatest power you could ever fathom... only to deny it, ignore power in favor of your party and your love.
This isn't even mentioning just how goddamn good the Withers resurrecting you cutscene is. This skeleton in your camp with unknown and unfathomable power (also apparently supposed to be Jergal himself if I've done my research properly?) is able to bring you back to life, free of your Urge. The line along the lines of "Bhaal could only destroy what of you that he knew, but because you've grown past your Urge and become your own person, he couldn't destroy that new growth" is just so weirdly powerful narratively. Tav may be a default character for you to create upon making a new save file, but Durge is the canon protagonist and I think that entire scene shows it the best. It's a beautiful secondary climax of the narrative (primary being battling the Netherbrain of course).
And, perhaps it's just an oversight on Larian's part or something that'd be a bit difficult to work into the cutscenes mechanically, but I think that it could only get more impactful if your companions could comfort each other during these moments. Everyone and their mother wishes you could hug Astarion after he kills Cazador, but also imagine your romanced companion cradling your body after Bhaal kills you. It seems just a little odd that they all (meaning your party) kinda just stand around staring at your corpse, especially with how close y'all have gotten.
Idk, I have a lot of thoughts about this section of the game in this particular type of playthrough and some of them are hard to articulate into words. It's just such a damn good narrative peak and can really make you feel things.
I've completed I think two resist Durge runs and just hit this point on my third and it really stuck out to me this time (then again my new antidepressants are kinda fucking with me so that might be playing a role). I left it as my last mission before dealing with the Netherbrain and I think it helped build the anticipation of that moment. Everyone else has been helped by you, and now it's your turn to come into your own. I really felt so connected to my character walking into the temple, feeling like everything has been building to this, that regardless of what happens our suffering will finally end. And you have your party there to help you in your time of greatest need as you've done for them.
There's a reason this game was Game of the Year, the narrative is just so powerful and the replay-ability is just insane. I've beaten this game ten times, heading for my eleventh and it truly just never gets old and never fails to make me feel so many things so strongly.
#we're gonna bypass how i have the withers big naturals mod installed#because it kinda undercuts the moment when withers comes in to resurrect you and he has these massive honkers#i'm a big fan of embrace durges since it's a great way for me to let loose without real world consequence#(my anticipation for patch 7 grows daily of course)#and it's also just fun to be your worst self and create the fucking legion of doom with your party#you'll never beat the sheer power of an evil durge/ascended astarion/dark justiciar shadowheart/minthara team up#I AM FULLY AWARE I AM SINNING WHEN I ASCEND ASTARION AND IT PAINS ME EVERY TIME BUT I LIKE EVIL NARRATIVES SUE ME#but a resist durge run makes me feel so many more things#helping shadowheart with her family helping astarion learn to be his best self free from cazador lifting the shadow curse among other things#plus everything I mentioned in the main post#and then the final crescendo of the score at the end of the epilogue party cutscene is a HUGE chills moment#although i will always be mad that in order to keep gale from ascending you have to make him seek forgiveness from mystra#she should be apologizing to him wtf no wonder i accidentally ascended him so many times him#gale telling her to shove it just MAKES MORE SENSE and is the healthier thing to do but it gets you his fucking bad ending wth#okay i suppose him blowing himself up is his bad ending but whatever#apparently him exploding the netherbrain can get you the win for honor mode and as someone who can't even get through balanced mode#you bet your sweeeeeet ass i'm not above sending gale to blow himself up to avoid a run ending fight if i got that far#honor mode is not about getting the ending you want it's just about completeing it and dude there's no way in hell i'll get close otherwise#i'll shut up now#fishgills speaks#fishgills plays bg3#bg3#baldur's gate 3#the dark urge#bg3 durge
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hiiii i recently watched kanthony (the so called bridgerton show or whatever) and was wondering if u have any fic recs... 👉👈🤭
okay i litchrally have never compiled a list bc i have read too many to keep them organized. but ill do it. Finally. for YOU.
first. my fav period setting fics <33:
tete a tete by caciopepebowl (14k~) this is REQUIRED reading to ME. its a quick read that explores kate and anthonys roles in their family. with an emphasis on KATE specifically bc of the additional hurdles of being a woman with limited funds. and anthony losing his mind on her behalf while shes breaking his heart by being like "the way i was treated was normal?? you dont know anything" and hes like "what? kate you deserved everything. you deserve ALL the love in the world!!" and shes all ">:( well if i do. you do too." . and hes like "oh. well...no. you see.. bc i suck" and shes like -_-. its really sweeeeeet and lovely <3) and really finally gave me the exploring of kates family issues that THE SHOW DID NOT!!!
the longest betrothal by caciopepebowl. (90k~) my FAVVVVV regency setting fic. its sooo good. its basically a continuation that fills in the gap AFTER they get engaged but BEFORE theyre married. and them trying SO hard to be normal about how in love they are lol. SO funny and sweet. and with IMMACULATE characterization
in vino veritas by wagamiller. (~10k) a one shot about kate going to a ladies society event and coming home drunk to anthony and him being soooo smitten with her. sauuuur cute. ive read this like 4 times <3 its soooo good
for reasons wretched and divine by penny_loaf. (~18k. locked fic. need an account.) basically kate and anthony get stuck in a time loop on that first day edwina is receiving suiters. they both think theyre alone in the loop and its depressing until they realize the other is stuck with them too. they try to break the loop and fail repeatedly. after a while they just give up and start fucking bc theres no consequences so who cares LOL. surprisingly tender and sweet
the harsh light of day by burnerraccount. (~22k. locked) explicit one shot. kate has the idea that they should fuck before they get married so theres less pressure on the wedding night. she decides all this without mentioning it to anthony (LOL). so she shows up at his house the night before their wedding. and his footman is like "theres a woman outside to see you" and he in all his goofy almost-married bliss is like "i dont want to see Any woman but my gorgeous, beautiful, amazing WIFE" and his footman is like "well. you see.. it is your wife. uh fiance" and anthonys like "[voice crack] huh ?". very FUNNY
green in its many hues by burnerraccount. kate and anthony decide they are going to be chaste and proper leading up to their wedding. they suck at it SO bad lol
next. modern AUS my best friends <33:
la semi dolce vita by caciopepebowl (~170k) my FAVVVV modern au of ALL time. kate is a private chef. anthonys family hires her when they go on vacation. hes being so normal about it. i promise. this is one of the best characterizations of kate AND anthony in a modern setting. with an extra emphasis on focusing on kate issues. and not JUST anthonys. which is what makes the dynamic sooo good. 10/10. hot. and i love LOVE <3
close encounters of the acutest kind by caciopepebowl (WIP ~74k. only incomplete fic ill put on this list i PROMMY. bc its by the prev author. and i Looove their writing and its sooo good so far <3) kate and anthony meet for the first time the DAY her dad died which is also the SAME DAY hyacinth is born. theyre both having a panic attack and end up running into the same empty hospital room to have it. are then intrinsically linked forever. as one is. run into each other multiple times over the years. with different feelings each time. and they are so normal (lying) <3. i love them
chosen & cherished by trash4ficsaboutlurv. (~42k) this is so underrated. kate runs a charity organization. anthony is CEO of whatever the fuck. she goes to his company when theyre holding some audition for what charity theyre going to invest in and kate is the last speaker and when its finally her turn he barely even pays attention. and shes exhausted and overworked and just oveeeer it All. so she ends the meeting and tells him to go fuck himself. LOL. genuinely really good. and hot <3
sidelines by ramarro. (~60k) this was THE quintessential kanthony modern AU in 2022. kates an artist who sees a picture of anthony on tinder and thinks he looks obnoxious (lol) but screenshots the photo so she can use his arms/hands for sketching practice. and then she see him and his grown ass on a date with her BABY sister. and shes like well i was right about him. and lets him know to his face how she feels (LOL). its wild. it slays. read it. theres an explicit follow up to it which also slays
three cities and we never lived here by ramarro. (~25k, ~40k) very different modern au where kate and anthony meet on vacation and are very casual with them both not looking for anything (genuinely for once lol) and then seeing each other multiple times over 2-3 years in different cities and still keeping it casual. but slowly slowly slowlyyyy it doesnt feel as casual as it used to. theres 2 fics in this. the first is kates pov. the second is anthony. both very good.
just go with it by suitsusboth. (~18k) kate when booking a flight sees the potential titles like ms, mrs, dr, and "viscountess" listed as a legit option and has a laugh like whos picking this goofy shit and accidentally clicks it. and then on her flight gets upgraded to first class next to anthony bc they assumed she was his wife. and he tries to be mad about it. but well. hes stupid for her in every universe so lol. funny and sweet
the air i breathe and the bane of my existance by the_loosest_moose. (image fic) these are textfics told through instagram, twitter, article and text message screenshots. with some regular text. would just check them out to gauge how you feel about the storytelling method. very fun reads once you get the hang of it
heirlooms by waterlilyrose. (~12k) modern au where kate gets anthonys ring stuck on her finger for days and has to wait to get it off. he is of course very normal about it
a devils love by irony_rocks. (~57k) this may not be for everyone but kanthony season came out around the same time as The Batman (2022) and as someone who was crazy insane about both. this was the MOMENT for me in spring 2022. its a crime mafia type au where kates character is inspired by selina kyle and the pebble lounge she worked at in the batman movie. and well. if youre about that specific combo check it out. its not a batman au
break point (series) by penny_loaf. (multiple. ~25k) this a tennis au which you wouldnt think would be that deep but it is and its sooooo good. it really delves into the pressure of the world its set in on top of the issues kate and anthony ALREADY have. and as an ANGST and crazy, complicated characters STAN...very GORGEOUS to ME <3 and hot
take me home by kendal_lynne. (~12k) romcom type explicit one shot where kate makes the mistake of telling anthony her ex couldnt make her come. and hes all like i can do it volunteer as tribute PLEASE PKLEASE PLEASE PICK ME CHOOSE ME PLWASEE etc
we never made a sound by writergirl8. (~4k) spy au that was soooooo good and sexy. i wish it was longer
with elaichi by serendipityinwords (~6k) the two biggest bitches at a dinner party find out they're soulmates. LOL. hilarious dialogue
theres probably more i loved that im not remembering rn and maybe ill update this but for now have fun! yippee <3
#to everyone who doesnt gaf sorry for this long ass post#to everyone who does care this took 3 HOURS dont ever say i never did anything for youuuyuyu!!!#bridgerton#kanthony fic#kathony fic rec#kanthony fanfiction#kanthony#kathony#LONG POST#bridgerton*#kathony fanfiction#kathony fic
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dont get me lit. this fic has me squirming and crying DONT PLAY.
FIRST OF ALL AUFGHFFHF UR TELLING ME THEYRE FRENEMIES?? ALREADY BUSTED. the way the reader was like “i want you both” WHAT A WHOREEEE… (me too, girl, me too)
“yo” came. tojis voice?? saying yo??? DROOLING FUCK ME SILLY. “girl, bye” sassy ass bitch.. “inspiration, she says” “spit it out” STOPPTPYOTOTOTOR THEYRE SO FINEEEE.
the banter… him calling him a bum with the shut up.. ugh i need to get team tagged by frenemies irl. SUKUNA BITING THE PANTIES IM INTO THAT IM GONNA ACC SCREAM RN AUSGDGDHEUSHE THEN TOJI FUCKS MY THROAT IM LITERALLY GEEKING
toji has a happy trail. im walking through the trail to the destination of his tip. “spit the fuck on it” MDGGGFHFFFH YESSIR 😻 sukuna and cunt slapping DONT GET ME LIT. “eyes up here, eyes on me” im on fire.
AUGHHHH DID THEY JS LAUGH WHILE FUCKING ME IM GONNA START SQUIRTING THATS THE HOTTEST SHIT EVER I LOVE WHEN GUYS ACT LIKE BROS IN SMUT IM SO HAPPY RN 😻😻😻😻😻😻
“you coachin me how to fuck?” please. PLSPLSPLSPLPLSPLSPLSPSLPLSPSLS idk why im saying pls but PLEAASEEE ☹️☹️
“dont ya big guy?” i know you cant hear me, but i just moaned. BIG GUY?? BIG GUY????? im so lit call me mars im actually LIT ON FIREEE, SZA WAS RIGHT LIFES BETTER ON SATURN BC IM CURRENTLY BURNING IT DOWN.
A HEADLOCK???? HEALDOCK??/?1?1?2? IM ACC CRYING NOW I CANT DO THIS MY FINGERS ARE STUCK IN A CERTAIN MOTION IM PARALYSE DRNBEJSNENRBHEJE “upsie daisy” SRARATATWTWFEFEGEG AUGGHH MFFGGGHH IM GONNA ACC TOUCH MYSELF IM DONE.
“let her suck on your tits, big guy.” “wanna make toji a whiny little bitch?” can they make out 🙁 im hoping they do can they make out 😭 BOAFFFFF???????????? YESSIREE THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. oh?? “act like i wont k.o you right now” DROP DOWN STRIP AND FUCK FIGHT ON THE RING ILL BE THE REFEREE, FIRST TO MAN SQUIRT IN MY MOUTH LOSES 🗣️‼️ no? okay. lets see what they do next 😻
“donr play, yk it is” EEEEEEEEE IM GEEKED. BEND OVER??? ITS ACC YHAT KIND OF PARTY?? 😧 wait idk what to say.. the girl was too stunnned to speak?? wait. what? WHAT??
you fucking ended it when it was gonna get oily. 😐 but its okay i forgive you bc you made this divine ass fic i WILL be getting permanent finger cramps bc of you and thank you for such, im literally crying and kicking my feet :P
— PEARL ANONNN <3
UR SO SWEEEEEET THANK YOU SM FOR READING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🫶🏽 i always appreciate ur commentary sm u dunno how much this means :,)
i’m glad u liked the banter 🙋♀️🙋♀️ tehe the best part for that fic was the dialogue between them bc aaaaaa. I NEEDTHEM SOOOO BADDDD hehe the ending i knowww right, it came to me last minute n i was like wait this is kinda 🌚🌚🌚🌚
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Hey! I just wanted to say that I love your blog so much!!!
I don't know if this is the type of ask you answer, but I wanted to say that I recently became part of a polycule. I myself am not polyamorous, but my boyfriend is and I support him.
What happened was that we were friends with benefits and my boyfriend was also in a romantic relationship (his girlfriend was okay with him being in the fwb situation, I'm not a monster lol) and slowly I started to realize I had feelings for him and then I think he was like "Fuck, I think I'm polyamorous ooh boy.." and now we're going out and I'm so happy to be his boyfriend!
His girlfriend is really sweet, and she and I get along pretty well so that's nice. I'm really excited to see how the dynamic is between my boyfriend, me, and his girlfriend. So far, it's going great!
That's all I have to say :)
I love your blog and I'm proud to be a polyam ally :::)))))
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hey hey hey, 🫀! Thanks for the love! As a poly blog, I'm always greedy for it! Haha, just a little polyam joke. We have fun here 😁
Anyway, I answer most asks! I don't want to publicly commit to answering all of them in case I ever get inundated, but I like talking to people!
And oh my God everyone involved here - you included - sounds so sweeeeeet. It's the best thing in the world when things can evolve naturally like that❤❤
I really hope you all continue to be happy together, because this made my day.
Love from my polycule to yours!!😘
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˗ˏˋ boywithuke songs. ´ˎ˗
i jus wanna talk about em
lovely 🌙 (so sweeeeeet)
so cold ❄️ (gives me chills [badumchhh])
kind of sick of life 💤 (but i ignore it, of course)
falling for you 🌌 (insane? like transcendent ~so this is love~)
hazel eyes 👁️ (side note i love the absolute chokehold that literal hazel eyes have on my guy)
scared of the dark 💡 (awwwksdsdds😭)
shy 🎧 (woahhhhhh why is this so good)
zoning out 🌀 (IMZONINOUTIDONTWANNATALKABOUTIT14LETTERSWISHINEVERHEARDIT)
she said no 💢 (bop)
heart of ice ❤️🔥 (this song. goes so fucking hard)
prairies 🌾 (UH OH HOW ORIGINAL GIRL MEETS BOY ITS SO PREDICTABLE i want love)
out of tune 🎵 (my drug of choice omfg)
nihilist 🌑 (haunting)
bok choy 🥬 (very pretty and sweet and light and sad and he's just real good at that isn't he)
sick of u 🪓 (damn now i wanna commit homicide)
migraine 🧠 (oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oH MY GOD?!????!??! O H M Y G O D i haven't played a song on loop for years and yet this record is goddamn broken this song is on mf repeat)
problematic 🩻 (banger N I NOTICED SOMETHING OFF ABOUT HER CADENCE YESTDERDAY SHE DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT SHE CALLED ME BY HIS NAME)
babydoll 🎀 (cries and floats off into the clouds)
lucid (interlude) 💭(hrrrgshsggsgggshhhhhhhggh)
bad things 🖇️ (i. uh. ii. my vessel has been hallowed out and all that flows through my spirit is this song I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE THE FEAR I LOVE THE PAIN YOU MA
ty for your time
#boywithuke#melatonin dreams#melatonin dreams album#melatonin dreams boywithuke#serotonin dreams#serotonin dreams album#serotonin dreams boywithuke#fever dreams#fever dreams album#fever dreams boywithuke#lucid dreams#lucid dreams album#lucid dreams boywithuke#music#marszs music posts#non lotd
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@picavecalyx
[SMS] hey fresa!!!!! :D [SMS] wanna hang out sometime?? i'm not really doing anything right now. kindaaa bored!!!! [SMS] ALSO!!! [SMS] [PHOTO: silva and boreas just chilling in the snow]
Oh, Silva! Looks like everyone is contacting her at the worst moment possible, huh...?
Eating another piece of cake, she takes her sweeeeeet time to answer.
[ TXT ] SILVAAAAAAAAA hi hi hi hiiiii [ TXT ] like!! rn rn?? because im currently bedridden 😭 [ TXT ] my head is drifblimcoded (light as fuck and probably dead) [ TXT ] but i already feel super better so maybe very soon??? yes????? hello??????? we Need to hang out
[ TXT ] and also baby? babu?? babybabybabybaby [ TXT] hold on
She sends a pic as well. It's her and Miri. The selfie is as bad as it could be.
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Finished the Veilguard! Early thoughts
(This post contains major spoilers.)
tl;dr - I LOVED IT SO MUCH
This isn’t a review or a master post or anything of the sort, just my first initial … feelings dump I guess, after finishing the game? (And no, I won’t be “disclaimer-ing” all my posts with ‘I know it wasn’t perfect but-’ every time because there’s no such thing as a perfect game.)
Short background: been a Dragon Age fan since playing DAO/DA2 in 2011, been obsessed ever since. My favourite of the first 3 was Inquisition, but I love them all dearly. The wait for Veilguard has been lonnnggggg and - chequered, to put it mildly - and as I said before, I mostly left the fandom a few years after DAI came out because it was just such a miserable place to be most of the time. I still have DA friends I followed then and still do, though many moved on, as people do.
(I went to an OFMD convention a week ago and was surrounded by people who love the show like I do and it was just SO refreshing to be in a fandom that actually LIKES the thing they’re a fan of and celebrates it?? Wow, what’s that like??)
But, anyway. I’m not here to talk about the fandom, I’m here to talk about the game, I just wanted to sort of underline that I - like so many others - have been waiting a very long time for this game, and as such have had ten years to build up hopes and expectations and wishes and everything else. As much as you try not to, you can’t help it on some level. So I was *very* nervous that a new game would come out and I just - wouldn’t like it. So much time has passed. Many of the old DA team worked on DAV but a lot had left. And then I found out about the fact you could only import 3 choices and only from Inquisition, and all in all I was NERVOUS for this game okay??
So I am very happy and relieved to report that I absolutely fucking LOVED it. I am in love with it. Obsessed. Over the fucking moon. I know it’s the honeymoon period but I just fucking lovveeeeedddd it you guyyyyyyys. When I finished it I felt so hugely emotional but not in a bad way, just very - full. I said on Bluesky my heart was full and that is true.
I had Hopes for this game and - often to my own great surprise - it met them all and exceeded many of them. Some of them were totally, like, Me things specifically, but that was why I wasn’t really expecting them??
I just love everything! Yeah, all the stuff people are bitching about everywhere! I love the story and the choices and the lore (some of those WBK moments were so sweeeeeet), the music is beautiful, the environments are GORGEOUS and so fun to explore (some of them almost brought me to tears, they were so beautiful), I loved the gameplay, I even love the “controversial” art style, I think it will age well and it allowed the companions/characters to be more expressive. The voice performances were absolutely stellar.
I’m so in love with ALL the companions. I think they’re such a strong group and I enjoyed each and every one of them so much, which is fairly rare for me haha. I was absolutely heartbroken by the loss during the final sequence; I thought that like ME2, if you had everyone as a Hero of the Veilguard, all the factions maxed out and made the right choices you could save everyone, but of course you couldn’t and it hurt so much.
I was so overwhelmed the first time (plus the mood whiplash of going from ‘my beloved friends are dead’ to ‘IN A COFFIN??’ 20 minutes later, bioware you mad bastards i love you hahaha) I didn’t cry much but the next day it hit me and then I did, and have been on and off ever since if I think about it too hard. I lost sweet Harding. :( I loved her story so much, she was so excited for the future, and her Hero armour made me cry, so when that happened… ooooooffff. Ouch. I can’t even say ‘eh I’ll just change it’ because I also love Davrin? And to lose Assan as well??
…I did say this wasn’t a review/in-depth post didn’t I, oops. I can’t help myself XD The short version: I played a Shadow Dragon mage (excellent choice given my Dorian-obsessing ways), saved Minrathous, romanced Emmrich, appointed Archon Pavus (! jeez I have Feelings about that), redeemed Solas. (Kinda won at Veilguarding tbh??)
I do wanna post more about it - I have a google doc draft started with like fuckin. 20 different categories or whatever, that I want to add to over time - and I will. I also want to play again IMMEDIATELY! And I also will, because even in my 112-hour ultra-completionist playthrough I somehow missed a bunch of stuff apparently?? But that’s first playthroughs for you. I just need to decide whether I start a new/different Rook and make different choices or if I replay my first again because I just ADORED her and had such a blast playing her. I just kind of want to do it again XD (I can do both eventually of course, but which FIRST??)
I also have to note that my like, biggest DA Thing I Obsess Over before this game was the relationship between my Inquisitor and Dorian, and I knew that a) he was the least popular DAI romance and b) this was Rook’s story, but I still hoped for Something… so when I got the letter I a) cried and b) assumed that would be it, and I was happy for the crumbs. So when I saw them together during the final battle, and even talking, I fucking lost it. I waited ten years for that moment, and I *got* it. I truly didn’t think I would. And they both lived!! There were a few other very sweet full-circle moments that just - settled really nicely in my heart. And I have a new Forever Fave to obsess over, yet another necromancer of course haha. His romance being so sweet and loving was just a comfort that I didn’t really know I needed. And I am not a Solas Girlie (though I love his character) but I cried SO hard during his beautiful ending. It felt perfect, and perfectly done, to me.
So yeah, I loved it. A lot. It felt sort of - healing, I dunno. Not to get too esoteric about it, at least not until I’ve had more time to think about it… I’m looking forward to digging into future playthroughs and discovering more stuff, and it’s just such an exciting, fun feeling to be loving the game this much, because even up until the ending I was like, ‘I’ve loved it so far but what if I fucking hate the ending and I never want to play it again?’. But I didn’t. I thought it was a towering achievement and it might be my favourite now?? (Uhhh I need more time to know that for sure, I think.)
[Happy hiss!]
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so I went to canberra for 5 days and now I have a girlfriend. we’re both latinas and femme and it’s hella cute ahh!!!
#diary#lol remember when lockdown cynthia feared that queer dates wouldn't be possible for like 2 yrs#ruby is so sweeeeeet omfgggggg#she knows sO MUCH about bIRDS#I didn't know that there was a difference between magpies and currayongs until friday hahahaha#i want to tell my parents but how the fuck do I explain:#'I met her once when she came to syd for our first date'#'and then she invited me to visit so i LIED MUM'#'I wasn't staying with julia i was staying with my gIRLFRIEND'#my mum has such traditional views about relationships HAHAHA but i want mum to know#fml gotta lie and say that we met a yr ago so mum doesn't gossip about me#and accuse me of being crazy for jumping into a relationship in like 2.5 seconds HAHAHA#always thought it'd be a slowburn to end up in something that feels Right but I knew really early ahahahahahaha#she makes me so happy & I am a SAPPY MESS OKAY!!!
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Subby JJK Characters (smut edition)
read at your own risk minors dni please!!
a/n: feel free to request anyone you like for something like this! It doesn't have to be JJK specific, I just miss getting character asks and need inspiration lol send me your thoughts!!!
YUUJI ITADORI:
MY BABYYYYYYY
sweetest service sub ever
will literally do anything for you with no questions asked
all around the best boy <333
not shy whatsoever and will literally beg you to fuck him in public
please get him a collar. please.
look me in the eyes and tell me this boy would not be the BIGGEST puppy play enjoyer
come on he is literally a golden retriever and I am HERE FOR IT
plzplzplz let him cockwarm you with his mouth :(((
stressed after a long day of work? he's ready and waiting, face down, ass up, on the nearest surface, spurring you on to take it out on him <333333
tired and hard? he's there, sitting on the couch, ready and waiting to ride you into oblivion <33333
I could go on but alas I have more to write :)
MEGUMI FUSHIGURO:
likes missionary so he can kiss you and hold your hand
literally must be touching you at all times, 24/7, 365
is a pillow prince
he tries to help out, but he just gets so overwhelmed with pleasure
loves to just sit there and watch you pound him to oblivion
will wear a cute outfit and make you dinner and do all the rose petal things just because he's horny but doesn't know how to communicate it
secretly wants you to fuck him in front of a trusted party but will never ever do it and never tell you
you doing anything in public will get him hard
doesn't like quickies (unless necessary) so he just hides behind you until you get home and fuck his brains out
wants you to fuck him so hard he forgets every problem and insecurity he has
NOBARA KUGISAKI:
we all know that she’s the biggest pillow princess
you have to fuck the attitude out of her bc she is the biggest brat
she wants you to eat her out until she can’t think anymore
the biggest punishment for her is making her please herself
she literally can’t do it anymore
loves cumming on your face, thigh, cock, literally anything she wants it to be on you
always wants you to cum inside her because she’s worried about messing up her hair
wants to ride you once in a while, because she loves seeing your face
likes doggy style in front of a mirror bc she wants to see you and also doesn’t want to stare at her own face, but loves seeing her body when you pound into her
TOGE INUMAKI:
babygirl <333
the amount of times I have thought about him sucking you off-
gets so easily overstimulated and cries easily
is really careful around you bc of his curse
sososososososo sweeeeeet
always puts you first no matter how bad he wants it
is a literal MASTER of teasing you in public without words (obviously lol)
he KNOWS what his lil puppy dog eyes do to someone bro
wants you to destroy him so he forgets about all of his pain and duties
sweet boy loves pretending to be innocent
but we all know he wants you to bend him over and fuck his brains out
#dom male reader#dom! reader#dom reader#dom!reader#top reader#sub jjk#sub character#sub jujutsu kaisen#sub yuuji#sub itadori#sub inumaki#sub nobara#sub fushiguro#bazisonline
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fuck it. sign your X on the line reaction time
THE ARTWORK???? Oh I am in trouble
bartender jamie pulling all the girls numbers my beloved......
jamie being kindred spirits w a grumpy old man hahahahahaha
lmao straight to it i love u praise kink queen dani (does this article actually exist asking for a friend)
dani and jamie being absolute horn dogs for each other so true!!
LMAO JAMIE INSTANTLY GOING IN FOR THE KILL
“something about Dani that made her feel like knocking down walls with a sledgehammer” pls i love that so much
Hannah and Owen being the kindest souls n taking the girls under their wings I know that’s right!
“She was a vision, and Jamie was so fucked.” mood
eep this like. honeymoon phase attraction and affection looks so good on them oh my god I am yearning
Dani intentionally fucking w Jamie akjdhfkfjdfghdkjfh I love her
ohhhh Jamie v much likes being told what to do huh??? i wonder how that is going to make me lose my mind later
Damn Dani sdkjdhfkdjgh she is working and ur just gonna send her racy pics?? nice
lmao they are so horny. we love some across the room foreplay. HAHAHAHAH HANNAH KNOWING EXACTLY WHAT THEY’RE UP TO
how u gonna go from horny as hell to soft as a marshmellow just like that lmao i love
obsessed w this being tagged edging and we’re a good third of the way in and all we’ve had is teasing THE LAYERS
bro i am losing my mind Dani Clayton queen of texting sjdhdkjf
they’re so soft Jamie being all I know I’m a grinch and Dani being all sweet and reassuring abt it and THEN Dani is texting her pure filth I am deceased
JAMIE DOING RESEARCH SO SHE CAN GET IT RIGHT PLS I LOVE HER THAT’S SO SWEET
the way I have to keep taking breaks so I don’t spontaneously combust
fuck they are so sweeeeeet. Jamie decorating her whole place just for Dani they’re so in loooooooove
the way they keep teasing each other is so cute like “No,” Dani huffed, brow pinched. “Shut up, I’m trying to do something.” is so affectionate??? they can be silly goofy in the middle of it all and it only makes it better pls I love them so much.
godddddd Dani making Jamie undress her is so top fucking tier I am beside myself
dfgkjhdfkgjdhf not Karen not now
ok jesus fuck they’re doing it it’s happening.
hmmmmmm Jamie being all bossy and in control I am malfunctioning
god fuck this is hot I am blushing
oh my god Jamie you absolute teeeeease adkjfhdkj that’s so mean but like... go on
hnnnnng Jamie promising she can do the same to her another time. fuck
poor Dani. Jamie u r so mean (but like.... good job sdjfdhjdh)
christ they really are just getting started huh. iconic. stamina of the gods
hnnnng I LOVE Dani getting what she wants good for her.
“It was only fair that Dani got to unwrap something too tonight.” dfgkjdfhkjghfkjhgkjdf yes exactly it’s equality.gif
god Jamie is such a teeeeease lmfao I love her
get it ladies
aww Jamie buying fancy accessories for her girl
danggg they are really going for it whew
aww Jamie softly taking care of her afterrrrr
and Dani also “taking care of” Jamie after skfhdkfjgh match made in heaven
dang ok Dani Clayton is so much in the best way I adore her
holy shit ur really doin it I am fucking hyperventilating lol
jamie really said once more from the top!
honestly good for them I hope they sleep for like 27 hours after this they really did it gold medals all round
plsss why are they so soft I love them I want to be them
Dani spoiling Jamie w jewelry is so cute like both of them getting to give/recieve rly sweet meaningful things they’ve not really had w other people is so cute I cant
oh my god this is so !!!!!! “I want to watch flowers grow with you” aaahhh my heart
a keeeeyyyyyy aww Jamie u big softie dfjdgfhg but then getting all worried it was too much as if babe
god that was so cute and hot and ticked so many boxes adkjgdfh ok now I have to try and go back to normal life when I wasn’t reading this??? how
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On hi Gale!
"Boyfriend? Ugh!" xD
I NEED THE SHIRT IMMEDIATELY
Oh lord here we go.........
Oh Jesus okay here we go
I’m worried about Caleb here. Just, being faced with Trent like this, in this place especially, and being back in a corner
[[MORE]]
Goddddddddd
SHIT
god I’m shaking
Counterspell counterspell
God RUN YOU FOUR RUN
Someone hug him
FUCK OFF IKATHON
HOW IS HE DOING THIS
Using message?
"I don’t know if I’m ready to talk to you yet"
No babes he’s not talking to you
Fuck you Trent
Veth being surprised they actually succeeded Lol
Give one to Essek plz
Attunment sigh
Veth honey do you not have a key to the house
Fuck OFF TRENT
I’m going to crawl through my screen and tear him apart
Oh no
Now the assembly is gonna be after them for sure
Carrots are immune to scrying it’s canon
Also fuck they shouldn’t have gone to Veth’s house
Caleb... babe......
Fuck now he knows about the
Oh no
"I have my theories about where you might have learned" don’t TOUCH my other boy Trent I WILL personally fuck you up
And he knows about Vess too great
YES be worried for Essek
Please check on him
Caleb is shaking so bad
Babe
And now if something happens to Essek Caleb will blame himself for that this is NOT what I want
Okay good, good, reassure him
"I am responsible for your family. And yours. And you."
"And I worry... that I am... the very thing he told me I was."
"Not yet. Not yet."
"You did good. You got what we needed."
Good, reassure him.
Oh no she did talk about her mom to the guard fuck
"He was looking at you with puppy dog eyes?"
"Oh my god Fjord he loved me so much."
Jester is gonna send her to the Gentleman xD
"I think we’ve done enough damage today." Taliesin xD
Okay seriously huh Caleb please
Also I’m Shadowgast trash so I hope something comes from this
One to all family members and then one for Essek good
Hn I get Fjord’s point tho being near the ocean isn’t good for him personally
Veth and Yeza are literally just so wholesome and cute
Divine Intervention okayyyy
Artagan left her on read lol
Awww Yasha talking to the Stormlord
Whatcha so nervous about, babe?
Jester trying to help Yasha out is so sweeeeeet
Artagan is SUCH a dork I love him
Oh no
It’s THOSE crystals
Caleb is fucked UP right now y’all need to take care of this boy
God this is fucked up fucking fuck
Genuinely when is it going to be time to kill Trent
Taliesin xD
I miss whispers pandemic will be over WHEN
Awwwww god I love their reunions
Oh god poor Marion
I hate this
"What have you done?"
Noooooo
"I’m not angry I’m just—I just worry about you."
I’m crying it’s fine
We stan supportive family members
Uncle Caleb
Fjord you dork xD
Be careful Blud buddy
Oh Fjord, what have you done you goober
Anyway I’m nervous about those two
I need to sleep ugh
Anyway can we briefly talk about how Veth is apparently planning to leave the group after Aeor
Not that I can blame her but that’s gonna be SAD
Anyway I’m glad they’re gonna take a calm "let’s talk to them" approach
"Making’ my way downthestairs" I love how they always burst into that song
Ooooo Jester going in disguise as mom, that could be risky
Stop fucking calling him Bren
Wait
Astrid??
Is it Astrid and Wulf??
Holy shit and they’re WARNING him??
Oh god oh god oh fuck
This is bad
"Trent is, um... frustrated" Trent can choke
"And I hope we don’t meet again."
They’re helping him and I’m baffled yet glad
Oh man... poor Jester, she’s gonna be so upset with herself for mentioning her mom
I know Cad doesn’t go for it, but I’m gonna forever believe Wulf has a bit of a crush on Cad
They’re helping Caleb specifically which is giving me some hardcore feelings
Blud should go with them too if he wants, he can help keep Marion safe
Also god I can’t wait for the Gentleman to open the door and see all this happen
Who is it who is
Oh another one?? How are Astrid and Wulf going to lie about being there if there’s a
Mother FUCKER I KNEW IT
Veth honey be careful
Don’t go in don’t go in they WILL catch you
Okay good
Time to GO
I hate the idea of splitting up but time to go time to GO
God I’m so fucking stressed
I hope Yussah is willing to help them
And NOW we go to break
L: "we’ve played this game for years! It’s make believe! I’m so scared!!"
They can track Yeza, and also probably Marion
Please Yussah be willing to help them I’m begging
Wentsworth is a good boy at least I like him
How is Marion?? Is she okay?
Oh sweetie
Hardcore agoraphobia poor dear
Caduceus you’re such a sweetheart
Also Cad is scared too he sounds so tense
He’s in the
He’s out of town?
HE’S GONE DRAGON HASNT HE
He
He went to the WHAT
I love that he’s trying to help I guess but that makes me vaguely nervous
Aw not dragon, what a shame
Oh sure Jester there’s no way THAT could go wrong
If y’all get Yussah’s tower fucked up he’s gonna be so pissed
Using unknown magic is probably not your smartest choice rn
Wait can’t Beau just read any language? I thought that was a monk thing
Okay okay okay
I really wanted Blud to come with them :(
Plane shift oh dear
Y’all don’t need to plane shift how will you get back again??
Can y’all then get back after resting?
And it’s not even big enough for all of them
And also like they could just end up getting stuck fighting things they don’t have spells for
Caleb shut the fuck up
Thank you for putting that down immediately, Cad and Veth
Sewers gross
Why don’t you all just go to the sewers and hide out and get to a ship and go
I don’t like splitting up I don’t like splitting up I don’t like splitting up!!
Like they’d be split up for at least a few days right? And I don’t like it
Hide them in the ball???
I was thinking that, Veth! Not that it’s a good idea but I just so hate splitting up
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck I’m so STRESSED
oh fuck
FUCK
NO
Who is at the DOOR
Right it’s like reverse Narnia
No Matt now you’re backwards xD
They’ve all confused themselves now with the time ball
So you’re gonna send the family to the fire plane instead??
Fuck fuck fuck GO
Yussah’s gonna be so pissed if someone breaks into his tower because of them while he’s looking for answers for him
Aw Fjord’s and Jester’s little goodbye “be safe” moment
Fuckfuckfuck
I’m so fucking stressed
Can y’all believe the happy fun ball has become such a useful thing?
FUCKING NO
NOOOOO
NOOOOOOO BITCH
Goddddddd
I can’t breathe
“It’s like Rolf in Sound of Music” except Rolf betrayed them
I’m SCARED y’all god like I’m literally so stressed out
Is it Thursday yet??
God I hope Yussah is safe and that the Assembly doesn’t hurt him or steal any of his stuff
And Wentsworth too
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I just read your party HCs and omg the Chrollo one 😍 anyway I was wondering if you could maybe do a one shot elaborating on that? Or just anything with Chrollo tbh I love the way you write him!
Baby you’re so sweeeeeet! Ah made my day! I would gladly elaborate....
The Fox and The Rabbit : NSFW
(duh its Chrollo)
WARNING: D/s dynamic, dirrrrrty talk, collars, public sexual acts
The party was elaborate to say the least... The crystal chandeliers illuminated the glass mansion where the party was being held.
The marble floors sparkled. You had never seen somewhere more beautiful and you felt a bit out of place. You stood in the ball room with your boyfriend, in a f/c dress. The lace rabbit mask that covered your face was tied around your head with a black satin ribbon. Chrollo Lucifer, had his arm wrapped protectively around your waist. You looked up at him, laughing softly at his fox mask, “I’m sorry,” you said giggling, “it’s just that I wouldn’t have thought you would pick woodland creatures.” Chrollo’s eyes were hidden behind his mask but you watched his lips quirk up into a playful smile. “Oh? And what’s so funny about that?” he asked the grip on your waist tightening. “I-it’s just that, I figured you’d have chosen something a bit more ferocious than a fox...” He moved you in front of him as a caterer passed carrying a tray of champagne. Chrollo’s fingers dug into your hips and he breathed his words against your neck. “The fox is ferocious, to the rabbit,” he said and nipped softly at the skin of your neck. Your breath hitched in your throat. Why was he always teasing you like this? His fingers found their way to the leather band that was wrapped around your neck. “And you’re wearing your collar, such a good girl you are...” he kissed your cheek carefully, letting his lips linger. Your knees were weak, and you could feel your panties getting wet already. You wished he’d given you more time before introducing you to the very well known “art traders” and “personal assistants” and such.
You knew virtually nothing about this party, except that it was an annual masquerade ball and that Chrollo was a... colleague, of the host. But you were discovering that this was a party for the most elite criminals, in the world. You sipped nervously at the champagne you had snagged off of a tray. You looked around to see all of the faces gazing back. It was both dazzling and unsettling to be watched through the eye holes of different faces, devils, dogs, cats, spider web like designs, and birds. You brushed your hand over your collar wondering if it was so obvious to the others. A rabbit, collared by a fox. The thought itself had you squeezing your thighs together. You downed your glass of champagne and grabbed another from a glinting silver tray.
“Pardon me, it’s just that you are so incredibly beautiful, it would have been wrong for me to not say anything.” You turned to see Chrollo eyeing you through his fox. “May I?” he asked as he reached for your hand.You nodded slowly, the lace rabbit ears bobbing. He took your hand and lead you to the dance floor. You swigged the rest of that champagne and placed the glass on the closest surface to you, before making it to the dance floor. He clasped your lace gloved hand in his. “Closer,” he said tugging you into him. He held onto you tight and slowly began to dance you around the room. “I feel like everyone is watching us,” you said noticing the wandering eyes of the different creature faces. “They probably are, you’re a beautiful dancer,” he said. As you danced around, the bubbles began to go to your head and you giggled softly in delight. Chrollo held you close against his chest and you placed your head against his breast pocket. You drew little circles on his tuxedo with your fingers. “Hey,” you said looking up at him. He glanced down at you, waiting for you to state your desire. But you didn't say anything, just bit your lip and trailed your wandering hand lower. “Be careful, are you sure you want to start this game, bunny?” You laughed deviously and then said with your most sincere tone, “I’m sure I have no idea what you’re talking about.” You couldn’t see him do it, but you were sure he raised an eyebrow at you. “Is that so?” You nodded assuredly then asked if you could take a break from dancing. Chrollo pulled out his pocket watch. It was 7:52pm, “dinner will be serves in 8 minutes but we can rest here.” He gestured to the chairs along the wall of the ball room.
Chrollo was about to take his seat but before, he bowed to you and took your hand. “Thank you, for the dance,” he said and he pushed down the lace of your glove and planted a soft kiss to your wrist. He then sat in the chair and pulled you onto his lap. You straddled his legs with your own. “Move,” he commanded. “Move?” you asked softly worrying that even with the music someone might over hear your conversation. He situated you on his lap to where you could easily rub against his thigh. “Don't make me say it again,” he said and placed his hands on your hips. You began to slowly grind yourself against his thigh. “That’s my good girl, I want you nice and wet for me.” You let a soft sigh escape your lips before you could hold it back. “Please Chrollo, no more, you’re embarrassing me,” you begged. But he wasn't having it, he urged your hips to keep moving. You were positive that you had soaked your panties at this point and you were annoyed that he wasn’t playing fair. But you didn't expect him to, he never did... so you wouldn’t either. You pushed back against him so now with every movement of your hips, your ass would grind against his dick, which was getting harder with every movement you made. “I love what i can do to you,” you whispered to him. He was smiling, but it was the kind of smile that warned you were in trouble. You had pushed him too far.
A tinkling of a small silver bell interrupted your game with Chrollo. Dinner was served. The guests filed out into the garden and sat at the appropriate tables with their name cards at each place setting. Chrollo moves to a seat where his current name is written, Samael. Your name card read, Lilith. He’s funny that Chrollo Lucifer and his little calling cards. You were surprised it had been so long and he hadn’t been figured out yet.
Your seats were closer to the head of the table, which meant closer to the host. He pulled out your chair and you sat down, next to a woman who had on a badger’s mask. She nodded at you politely and you gave her a quick smile. The first course was brought out, a soup with a red broth and a single bone resting in the porcelain dish. You were about to ask Chrollo if it was safe to eat, seeing as it looked like watered down blood, when he whispered in your ear. “Give me your panties.” You looked at him, wide eyed, through your rabbit face. “Go on,” he encouraged, “I thought rabbit’s liked to fuck.” You looked back to the badger woman, who looked back at you... How were you going to manage this? “Do you read?” you heard someone ask Chrollo. You knew then you would be ignored if you didn’t do as he asked. You checked again and no one seemed to be paying much attention to you. You took a spoonful of soup and then somehow managed to pull your thong below your ass without anyone seeing. It was when you were pulling them down your thighs you were caught. The woman with the badger mask cleared her throat. You were glad your dress was long enough that she couldn't see your thong around your knees and you were lucky the table itself was large enough that she couldn't see your lap. But she was still wondering what you were fiddling with and why. “My garter slipped,” you said and then spooned more broth into your mouth. You would have to wait for the right moment... It came when the wine was being poured. and you were able to slip them off and hand them over without anymore mistakes. “They’re so wet... pathetic really, I’ve barely touched you,”he whispered against your cheek. Goosebumps broke out across your skin as his hand trailed up your thigh. “Samael, I’ve not met your rabbit before have I?” said the host. His mask was green, iridescent, reminiscent of a scarabs wings. “You haven’t, but she is very special to me and I thank you for letting me bring her,” Chrollo said his reply as one of his fingers slipped inside you. “Ah-And I thank you f-for allowing me to attend this wonderful p-party,” you said trying to cover your gasp. “You will have to pardon my sweet bunny girl, I’m afraid she is terribly shy...” His fingers curled inside you expertly.
You reached for your wine glass and sipped with shaking hands. He added a second finger and the glass almost slipped from your hands.”Oh my!” you exclaimed trying your best to hold back your moan. “The wine is d-delicious,” you told the host. Trying again to best cover up your sounds of ecstasy. “My darling bunny, she’s trying her best to overcome her shyness,” Chrollo said, his fingers working faster against your walls. The waiters came to collect the first course dishes and you could feel yourself getting close. The waiter retrieved your dish, Chrollo’s finger pumping in and out of you going unnoticed. Anyone who saw would assume he was just comforting his shy girlfriend by caressing her leg. “Thank him for taking your dish,” he commanded. “Oh t-thank you!” you gasped. Although you were saying it more so to Chrollo than the waiter. Your breath hitched in your throat as a small crystal dish of sorbet was set in front of you, a pallet cleanser. You were so close, just on the edge of coming undone completely, at a dinner party, in front of all these people. “I think that Motzart’s Symphony no. 40 : Molto Allegro, is absolutely brilliant and symbolizes-” how was he having a conversation so in depth while simultaneously making you writhe around in your chair? You grabbed the sides of the chair, you couldn’t take it anymore, you were going to cum. As you tightened around his fingers that were furiously pressing into your G spot, you squealed in delight. Your orgasm washed over you like the ocean’s tide, and it pulled from your mouth words you wouldn’t be able to take back. “Holy shit, it’s so fucking good!” You said it louder than you had wanted to but you quickly picked up a spoon and shoved some sorbet into your mouth. “The sorbet! The sorbet, is so fucking good,” you added. Chrollo chuckled as he watched embarrassment take over your aura. “Look at yourself, playing the fool just so you can cum all over my fingers hmm?” he whispered to you and even though you had just cum, your thighs squeezed against his hand. “Why are you trying to close your legs? You know I’m no where near done with you yet...” You had only had soup, there were 3 more courses. How were you going to make it through dinner?
#chrollo x reader#chrollo#chrollo lucilfer#chrollo x y/n#hunter x hunter#adultrio#kinktober#chrollo daddy
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[Sir. S] Tendou Satori
Pairing: Tendou Satori x Reader
Genre: Kinda Abusive, Mafia!(+ Joker&Harley relationship)
GIF is not mine!
a/n: really love the idea how twisted and crazy Tendou could be “ψ(`∇´)ψ so why not?
Was it because of the toxic waste that made you insane? Was it because of the excruciating abuse you have gone through to think this monster loves you? What was to be blamed. When you desired this ever since you got hypnotized by his own lies.
"Such an angel."
His fingers would trace your hair locks slowly, you would grin at everything he would do to you. Even if it was suppose to make you cry in pain.
"My angel."
His hand would curl on top of your head, gripping, and pulling on the roots of your hair. He'd force your head up to meet with his face, you'd be giggling like a mad woman, wanting nothing more than to have his bloodstained lips against yours. Wanting his abnormally sharp teeth bite your lower lips, your tongue. It wasn't a surprise that soon you'd become addicted to the metallic scent and taste of eachothers blood. Not when you seem to have a crack on your brain that will forever be damaged in complete sanity.
No one dared to mess with him. If there was, they have his consent. Guys like Ushijima, the guy who he admired, and followed in his footsteps. Except he was more dangerous, and menacing than the rest of the members in Shiratorizawa. Some say he's been like that since he was shut a child. Always enjoying people who get hurt. Even the way he sings his song, the meaning behind was much more deadly according to Semi. Having to experience killing someone with him as he sang that song.
And then there was you.
His Queen.
No woman was as broken in the head as you were. You were more terrifying than your boyfriend was. Ushijima pitied you deep inside, but he didn't utter a question on how the used to be sweet, and loving classmate of theirs grew up to be the only woman in Tokyo to be the deadliest. Kiyoko couldn't match your abilities, your risks. You were the embodiment of ride or die. The perfect match for Tendou.
And no one messes with his Queen. Until now.
"You know you're fucked."
They hated your face. Hated how you taunted them with your smiles. They hated the way you didn't show any cooperation despite having multiple death threats, and your skin being cut deeply with a knife as you were cuffed on a chair.
"Sugawara, quiet her down."
He was kneeling beside you, cringing at the sound of your laughter getting louder as the knife neared your arm.
"Come on, pumpkin. Do it!"
Able to atleast lift the chair a little, you jolted your own arm up, letting the knife stab in before he could even try. You bit your lip at the sight of your blood oozing out of your skin. Sugawara felt a sweat slide from his forehead witnessing your reactions.
"Scary."
"She's more messed up than he was indeed."
You can hear the two rival members talk with eachother. You were excited to hear that Ushijima found some new rivals to play with, but didn't expect them to capture one of Shiratorizawa's defense. Which was you. But that didn't mean you weren't anticipating the next scene to be unfold soon enough.
"You are soooo screwed once Sir S comes here."
"Sir S?"
"What the hell—"
Laughing loudly with your head thrown behind. Weren't they warned? Didn't they just have two of their members, the orange and blue hatred male spy on your territory one time?
Weren't they aware of the death threat they've played upon themselves?
"So gullible. You two are adorable, birdies."
Giggling, the two shared a look at eachother before nodding. Daichi fishes his phone out of his pocket, dialing Hinata's number. Leaving Sugawara to interrogate you on who the person you were talking about. All details must be taken seriously if they wanted to get out of this alive.
"Are you talking about Ushijima?"
"What? Big Wakachan? Hell no. I'm talking about my sweeeeeet victory boy!"
Sighing dreamily. This always happens at the sheer mention of Tendou, you'd find yourself wetting your own panties or gushing over your man. It was like he's God, and you're a follower. He's the vodka you're willing to get drunk, and never get tired of drinking.
"You're so stupid to think you've captured Shiratorizawa's greatest defense!"
"GET OUT OF THERE, DAICHI! IT WAS A MISTAKE! WE DIDN'T KNOW—" Hinata's voice was booming against his phone, Sugawara can feel himself shaking a little. He never yelled like that. He's never heard his members feel so scared before. His wide eyes find your features, almost looking like a bloodlust creature.
"When you haven't even captured their monster yet~"
"SUGA—"
The roof above your heads came crashing down. A big hole can be seen as if someone had landed in front of you. The two males coughed the dust away, waiting for the smoke to clear out to get a better look a what has came. It was a matter of seconds before that happened, Daichi had managed to pull Sugawara to his side. Otherwise he would've been crushed by the weight of the concrete, and that person.
"Ara ara, lookie what I found."
For other people, they would be frozen as they stood on thin ice whenever they hear his voice. But for you, you were giggling in excitement, hands balling into a fist. You couldn't wait to be freed.
"I see you've got yourself in a tight situation, (Y/n)."
You tried to look innocent for him. In a way, it was working. He just grins behind him. "What kind of foreplay is this? You didn't tell me you were slutting around, and oh—"
Pretending to be surprised, he raises his hands in defense, looking baffled at Daichi and Sugawara crouching on the floor boards.
"And two?" he gasps exasperatingly, "Why, angel, I am offended. You didn't invite me to your threesome party." The tension was building up. Daichi couldn't think straight of a plan to escape when Tendou had this strange are editing from him. If he makes a moves, he can almost feel his body being pierced into a big hole by a knife or a gun.
"No no no! It's not what it seems Sir! They captured me! They think I'm a monster. See, they even scarred me."
Trying to push the chair slightly into the light, Tendou can make out the slashes of the knife, and the fresh wound on your arm. His eyes darkened before facing the two males again.
"Oh? So I see you've had your fun with my Queen. That must've been very enjoyable, don't you think, Daichi chan?"
No one answers.
Daichi remembers the last thing Hinata had yelled at him before everything went into a mess, "Don't ever get close to him! Just get out of there!" and the last being,
"Once he starts singing, make a run for it! He's got a machete!"
"Hey, (Y/n). Let's sing our little friends a song, hm? The tension is killing me."
Oh this was the part you were waiting for. It was even more fun to be singing a song, and watch him slowly grab the weapon behind this back. Secretly you had managed to uncuffed yourself earlier before this was about to happen. You could've escaped, but.
You weren't going to miss out another one of Tendou's play dates.
"Baki baki—"
"DAICHI!"
"I KNOW!"
Immediately, they draw their guns out, firing aimlessly around you and Tendou. Yelling out a curse, you covered yourself by the table as Tendou ran on the other side. Clearing a path, the two Karasuno members sprinted out. Not daring to look back at the room. Outside was Asahi, Tanaka and Nishinoya, waiting for them in their vehicle on guard.
Meanwhile back in the war looking room, Tendou got out of his hiding spot, and went over to you. Hissing at the stinging that was now kicking in all over your scarred limbs, he kneels down and examines you. Tracing has fingers softly on your arms with sadness in his eyes.
"Oh, my poor angel." cooing, he places a small kiss on each scar. Shivering at his addicting affections, you let out a whimper. "You must've been so scared, huh? Letting some scoundrels take you, and hurt you." his face was getting closer to yours, when his forehead was leaned against yours, the hand that was cradling your scarred arm suddenly grips onto your fresh wound. Biting your tongue from the pain, and holding back your tears.
"Only I am the person you are allowed to be scared." You can see his knuckles turn white. He was seething in rage, possessiveness.
"And only I—" biting on your lips, giving you one of his mouth sucking kiss. One where you have to push yourself away in order to breathe, "Only I can do this to you."
Instead of screaming when his nails found their way on your scar and digging them in. You giggled madly, tears falling from you eyes in which you call them your happy tears. Because he was here, Tendou was here. He came to save you.
And it was out of love.
It was out of love, you think.
"Yes, Sir S."
No sane person could handle what you were going through. To those who once did, has died gruesomely before. But you, oh you were a treat for Tendou. Being a sick freak he was, he was still being loved by a freakier person. And hearing you submit yourself to him, just drives him even more mad as the building was being set on fire, with both of your sinister laughter echoing.
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alskdheidhf not ME getting teary eyed because YOU said you loved my message sorry it was so long omg I literally wrote it after I had a horrible day and when I got home I was thinking “I need to take a bath and read snowman and me” and that’s when I decided to send it to you (ˆˇˆ)-c<˘ˑ˘) also thank you for answering my asks about touya/natsuo I truly love them both so much.
And that natsuo Drabble?????????? I could feel the sting of denial when natsuo said he couldn’t fuck reader like that hurt my heart. But since touya found out at least we know the knife she gave him is gonna come in handy (。┰ω┰。)
(Also could I pretty please join the anon club with 💫 ( ๑ ᴖ ᴈ ᴖ)ᴖ ᴑ ᴖ๑) )
PLEASE YOU’RE SO SWEEEEEET AAAAAH <33333 ehehe no apologies necessary sweetpea i promise, long asks do not bother me one bit!! i love them!! like i said sometimes it’ll take me a day or two to get to them but i appreciate them so very much and i always want to make sure i have the time to dedicate to answering them genuinely and thoroughly!! <33
aw luv i hope you’re feeling better now :(( sending u biiiiig warm hugs!!!! EHEHE UR WELCOME I LOVE THEM TOO WAAAAAAH
oh thank you so much!!! yeah it hurts a lil lmao esp since touya-nii’s reader is such a spoiled brat at that point; like she’s so used to getting what she wants from him with a cute lil pout and the batting of her eyelashes that to have natsuo flat out go ‘no, you know i can’t’ has her a lil >:( but i WANT it (omfg imagine how touya would react to such an attitude tho eeeeeee he’d bruise the fuck out of her ass even tho technically he’s the one to blame for her brattiness <33)
LMAO aw touya won’t hurt his lil brother too much, tho i can see him carving his initials into both of them for some reason??? :oo hehehehe AND YES OF COURSE U CAN eee yay welcome to the anon club!!!!! <33
#YOU ARE PRECIOUS MY LIL SHOOTING STAR#apple tells me this is a 'dizzy' emoji but like#it looks more like a shooting star to me sooooo#ANYWAY LMAO i'm glad u enjoyed the lil natsuo piece!!! <33#have a wonderful wednesday sweetpea <3#ily lots!! be safe out there!!#💫.anon#clari gets mail
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Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)
Time for one I know a good friend of mine enjoys. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it with him, but it’s also possible I slept through it at the time. I love Alan Tudyk, so theoretically, I should love this.
I think it’s super brilliant that the clerk is listing the items back to Tucker and while he’s not the focus, he throws things in the list like “lubricated condoms” and “feminine napkins”.
“You’re a good-looking man, more or less!”
Awww poor Dale. I wanna hug him.
Chubby’s Chili Dog Depot! HOT DIGGITY DOG!
I really feel bad for falling asleep now. I love this. I mean, I felt bad before. I must’ve been very tired, though. I love watching things with people, but if I’m too comfy, I fall asleep.
Oh my gods, these college students are the biggest morons.
Dale is so fucking sweeeeeet!!!!
I love the misunderstandings. It makes me so happy.
Allison is awesome, and I love that she says, “I think major problems are usually caused by lack of communication.” So true, dude. So true.
But why are you friends with ultra judgmental people, lady? I mean, I understand desperation, but holy hell, that girl would not have problems making friends that are better than this polo-wearing, collar-up dick biscuit.
OH MY GOD!!! DALE IS SINGING “CIRCLE CIRCLE DOT DOT”!!!!!! AAAAAAH I LOVE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh nooooo!! STUPID COLLEGE KIDS! They’re scaring poor Tucker and Dale! HIDE THE SHARP OBJECTS!!
SEE, DICK BISCUIT!? Even your friend calls you a dickwad. OH, AND OF COURSE DICK BISCUIT’S NAME IS CHAD.
DON’T YOU DARE HURT THAT DOG. I SWEAR TO GOD, CHAD DICK BISCUIT, I WILL END YOU.
Talk about miscommunication. This is some Shakespeare-With-Rednecks-Shit.
Why would they not question the “psycho killer” running away? Would they not realize these two clearly don’t mean them harm!? WHAT THE HELL!?
WHAT DID HE DO TO TUCKER?!
“THEY CUT OFF HIS BOWLING FINGERS!” What the FUCK is the matter with this sadistic freak?
“I’m glad I’m not hung like a bear.” -- I love this.
Shut up, Chad. I hate you.
GO GET THAT FUCKER, DALE. Get this little college dickhead!
DON’T KISS HER. STOP. EW. I HATE YOU.
Get this fucker, Dale!! GET HIM!!!!! MURDER HIS STUPID UGLY TWO-FACE-LOOKIN’-ASS!
“Bring it, Frat Bitch!”
Of COURSE the kid is the murderer’s kid. I knew it!
Awwww Daaaaale <3 I LOVE THIS!
THIS MOVIE WAS SO GOOD, OMFG.
ESE: 93/100
50 +5 for “Last Chance Gas” +3 for “feminine napkins” and “lubricated condom” background list items +10 because I just love Dale’s face. So there. +7 for Chubby’s Chili Dog Depot +2 for smoking, then inhaler -5 for probably THEE most idiotic college students +10 for cutie one-eyed pupper named Jangers +3 for Allie being so sweet to Dale -5 for the bees. Because fuck bees. +25 for “Circle Circle Dot Dot” -10 for idiotic kids getting people killed -10 for Chad +5 for Dale helping with the safety -10 for Chad pointing a gun at Jangers +7 for Dale crying -50 for Chad again because I just seriously hate this guy. +60 for Allison +10 for wholesome Tucker -20 for Dale’s insecurity +2 for Allison’s clumsiness -10 for the disgusting feeling Chad kissing Allie causes me +5 for “Bring it, Frat Bitch!” +2 for Allie’s outfit this whole movie practically +3 for bendy straws +4 for Allie’s pink helmet
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