#Like really none of them even have trimmed pubes?

[jennaflare]

ive been playing max gentleman sexy business lately and I saw there was a free dlc to completely uncensor certain drawings, so I was like oh cool I'll download that. But then I saw everyone was entirely pubeless so I changed my mind. Sad!

[aesthetixhoe]

steve harrington nsfw alphabet — S.H.

warnings: sex, switch steve

word count: ---

pronouns used: none, but afab reader

actors note: im working on requests right now, i swear! this is something i found in my google docs that i had zero recollection of writing, so know i am putting my time into requests!!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Sex with Steve is rarely ever rough. When he is dominate he is very soft. On most occasions at least... Aftercare always consists of cuddling, lots of hair playing, and sometimes falling asleep to soft music or the static noise of the tv.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and their partner’s)

For himself... It's obvious. Steve "The hair" Harrington... Those luscious locks. Duh.

For you, probably your hands. He likes how small they are in comparison to his and teases you about it all the time.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

He's pretty vanilla when it comes to cum; when it's protected he loves coming inside you, when it's not, he ops to pull out and have you finish him of with your mouth or your hand. Let the chips fall where they may. Or the cum rather...

D = Dirty secret (A dirty secret of theirs)

He LOVES likes to be submissive. This man is a switch and it may have to do with the neglect from his parents, but he both wants to be in control and taken control of. #mommyanddaddyissues

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Very. He has very mixed opinions on whether he likes that he's experienced. He likes that he knows a lot to please you and make you have the most pleasure as possible, which he is very good at mind you, but he also feels regret for having so many sexual interactions, especially because most of them were strictly sexual.

F = Favorite position (This goes without saying)

He loves doggy. The shape your body makes when he's fucking you from behind is an image that stays in his head constantly. Although his favorite has to be cowgirl. He gets all the best parts in his mind: he can be submissive or dominate, he have a clear view of your body, but most importantly, he can see your face as he fucks you into oblivion.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

Steve is a very goofy person, it's hard to have sex with out some giggles with him, not that you're against it. He takes it more serious if you're having rougher sex or quicker sex, but if he has time and sweet sex he often makes you giggle.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn't take as much pride in his pubes as he does his hair, but he's pretty well groomed, either trimmed short, or clean shaven.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He's very romantic. No matter the mood, if it's rough sex he'll remind you or how much he loves you throughout, and even if it's soft giggly sex out of the blue he'll have a point of seriousness where he looks deeply into your eyes and confesses his love for you.

J = Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)

During high school it was more often when he would jack off, but now that he's with you he doesn't have a need to unless your work schedules clash and he can't see you for over a week, which barley happens.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Hair

pulling.

He LOVES having his hair pulled. There's a reason he grows it out to that length, it's so your fingers can perfectly clasp onto the strands.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

He really likes car sex. If you two are having a quickie before work or something he really likes car sex. His favorite would have to be the bed though, there's no beating it, it's a classic. He can have any mood and pace in the bed.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You doing anything with his hair, any tank top, shorts, summer is hell for him considering that's what your wardrobe consists of during the hot months.

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No scoops ahoy uniform sex. He hates the hate.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He relishes in his ability to give you head, the look on your face while he does it, the look on your face after when you see him with messy hair and liquid all over his chin. He's super good considering he doesn't have a lot of experience in that field.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough or slow and sensual? etc.)

When he's rough or you're having a quick session his pace is faster, but if he has time or it fits the mood he goes slow and deep.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Loves em. Quickie in the morning after you wake up? Yup. Before your shift at work? Mhm. During his lunch break at scoops? Yes sir. Normally he only have one about once a week, but he's open to doing it really as often as you want it.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Yes! He was extremely vanilla and only did missionary for a while, but that was due to his sexual encounters being fast and more for his pleasure, now it's an even split, and he wants to do whatever you want to try. Scoops ahoy! hat aside...

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

He's good for about 2 rounds if you really want it. Normally one round lasts about 30 minutes with him pacing himself to give you as much pleasure as possible.

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them on a partner or themselves?)

He owns none, you own none, toys just aren't in the picture. He wouldn't be against using one persay, it just hasn't come up yet.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Love love love love loves it! If your wearing anything that shows off your legs he'll run his hand up and down your thigh, giving a firm squeeze before going off and doing something else. In high school he was wayyy worse about teasing, but if you have the time and he's more dominate, he loves teasing you.

He also really likes being teased by you when you're in charge, he can't explain it, but the look on your face when you know you're getting to him with teasing gets to him even more.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's pretty average, no howling or anything but he makes some grunts and small moans, he's really more focused on the noises you're making.

W = Wild card (A random headcanon for the character)

Switch, as explained earlier.

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

We see him without a shirt in season 2 and season 4 and those are great representations of his body during those times. In high school he was just a little bit more fit, no chest hair and more defined muscles. After graduation, his body didn't change too much other than a little bit of muscle loss and chest hair. While being king Steve he didn't get girls left and right because he had a small dick, he's got a pretty good 7 inches, but it's more what he can do with it that makes it the best you've ever felt.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

About average, when all the upside down stuff got more involved with his life, his sex drive obviously dipped considering the circumstances with the world and everything, but it's pretty standard.

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

It depends on how much time you have after. If you're staying over he'll fall asleep only after you do, wanting you to be the most comfortable you can be (a true gentleman) but if one of you have to leave after he only gets a little drowsy. He only gives into sleep if he's able to.

[rom-e-o]

Connie taking Bess lingerie shopping when Wolf and Bess finally start taking steps in their sexual relationship. Bess really only wants one other person with her because she's not comfortable with more people than that seeing her body up close yet and Connie is who she trusts most and knows she will understand best about... things.

Them getting a few sets and trying them on and Connie being a positive doll about everything but Bess just breaking down in tears when she finally tries on the last set. This is the first time she's actually looked at her body in reference to sensuality and sex since Oliver. Needless to say, over the handful of years, her body has definitely changed in some ways:

She's thickened up, with muscle and body fat; there's a little more pudge going on in some places than ever before--some indentations are happening and love handles are spilling over the waistband of the knickers or pooching out in openings. She has some cellulite going on. It looks like she has some stretchmarks and her old ones seem even bigger and more noticeable. She's kept the length of them trimmed down but has let the range of her pubes go a bit wild, which Oliver never would have gone for (he liked little, shaved designs at the very top, but nothing else). Oliver liked her tanner too, so she used to do spray-on tans, but she hasn't done that since leaving him either, so she's gone all "Snow White" and her scars and freckles stand out even more now.

"None of them look good! I look ugly in all of them--I make everything hideous! I'm too scarred! I'm too fat! I'm too hairy! I'm too big here and too small there! And I have too many freckles! I can't send pictures to Wolf looking like this--he'll be so disgusted and never want anything to do with me when he actually sees what I look like! No wonder Oliver wasn't aching to touch me--I'm a complete joke!"

NOOOO BESS, ANGELLLL.

I imagine Connie hears her crying and (after asking permission from Bess, of course) slips into the dressing room. Upon seeing her, she eyes soften. Not because she agrees with Bess; no, she thinks Bess is positively beautiful.

But she knows what Bess is going through. she's been through it.

She lets Bess cry it out, hugs her and makes sure to give her tissues from her purse. After a few minutes, she speaks up;

"You know, this experience of trying on lingerie or swimsuits in a dressing room is one so many people dread. The lights are too bright, the mirrors are weird. You have to stand awkwardly and straight up. It's unnatural, this place. You look beautiful to me, but when you're staring at you ... it's a different feeling. We never gaze upon ourselves with the love others have for us.

"Try this - imagine the lights are different, and not these dreadful LEDs. Imagine warmer light - maybe candlelight. Imagine you're not standing in this cramped room - you're laying down, or sitting, or sashaying toward him. Imagine he sees you dressed down for him, lounging in his desk chair with a cheeky grin on your face, your body adorned in the prettiest fabrics, offering him just little tempting peeks at what awaits. Imagine his gaze going molten, and his hands clenching just to stop himself from reaching out. That's the real you in lingerie. And I'm imagining her, and she looks like - excuse my British vernacular - a bloody FINE knockout.

"If you really don't like how these pieces look, then we'll keep looking until we find a set you love, okay? I promise."

I imagine she then JETS around the store, grabbing black lace pieces, different cuts of bras/bottoms, finding some cute rose-accented pieces. She finds colors that compliment her complexion, and grabs different materials - no cutting elastic, just soft and comfortable lace and cloth. She also grabs her accessories and shoes to try on with the lingerie!

"Let's take it slow. Even finding one piece is great!"

[sgboyserotica]

Sergeant's Revenge

Declan (not his real name) arrived at my door in no 4, straight from work, and spent quite some time taking off his boots before stepping in.

(You’ll remember this hunky army regular from Sergeant Duty: https://6sg.tumblr.com/post/178282211111/sergeant-duty)

“So, this is your place,” he said. “Nice, nice.”

He smelled pretty ripe, no surprise after a long day, and I handed him a towel and let him go shower. He ditched his clothes and took off his glasses, and headed off. I was already clean, and extra fresh down there because when we had chatted on Scruff he had mentioned how horny he was because his wife was away on a business trip. Our conversation had revolved around how badly he needed a fuck, and I knew what he was angling for. I sometimes say that I don’t mess around with people who are attached, unless their other half knows or (preferably joins in) but I guess Declan is an exception to the rule, because I agreed to help him out.

I guess it’s because I find him very attractive, maybe because he’s straight (or should I say “straight”)? Declan is a soldier, a regular in the armed forces. He’s only a little younger than me, and is a leader and a trainer in an infantry unit, I think. He’s kinda cocky, rough around the edges, the perfect guy to be an army sergeant, able to switch from bully to strict school teacher in the blink of an eye, I imagine. He has small eyes, and his glasses (the typical thick black plastic frames) make them look smaller than they are. He looks a bit nerdy, but also a bit arrogant. Thick lips and a squarish face, but looking like a professional asshole only adds to it: he’s not a handsome fella, just looks like a regular guy.

Physically, he’s got a soldier’s tan, and a lean, lithe body. Not a lot of bulk, but enough to have a good shape, but fit, you know, really fit. He’s not primped or manscaped like your average gay guy, I guess you’d call him “natural”. Like many Chinese guys, he doesn’t have a lot of body hair, a little at his pubes and ass, a litttle in his pits, but none of it was trimmed or plucked.

Even though I’m not usually fussy when we meet to have fun outdoors, this time he was in my home. I stripped off my clothes and joined Declan in the shower. I douched myself out (to show him how it was done) and things got a bit messy when I helped him to do the same. When he was clean to my satisfaction, we went back to standing under the rainshower.

Declan has a long foreskin that extends beyond his cock even when he’s hard and as I helped him to shower, I pulled it back, soaped up his exposed cock head dick and made sure he was clean.

Good thing I did that, because as soon as we’d rinsed off, he pushed me to the floor and presented me with his cock.

“I’m damn horny la,” he said, “Suck it.” He pushed his tool into my mouth almost before I was ready, holding me by the hair and simply face-fucking me. He doesn’t have a huge cock, but the blunt mushroom head is fun to suck, and it’s a good size, thick at the base and gets skinnier until the shaft terminates under the bulb of his mushroom.

Sucking his dick was as much foreplay as I got, because after he got tired of fucking my face, he said “okay, where you want to do?”

We got dried off and I took him to the chaise longue - a condom (for him) and some lube later (I fingered and lubed myself, before making sure his gloved cock was nice and slick) and we were ready. I knelt on the chaise, presenting him my ass, and he patted it a couple of times while he positioned his dick at my hole. I was glad that I had done enough prep, because he shoved right in.

“Tight,” he muttered, and then he banged me. No nicer words for it, no switching of positions, no pleasantries. I braced against the force of his thrusts as best as I could, as he got more and more intense and faster, and it wasn’t long before he sighed and slammed into me with a few hard thrusts, cumming at the same time.

He pulled out, and remained standing at the foot of the chaise, looking satisfied and oddly cute, his cock still hard. I made him take a step back, knelt in front of him, carefully took off his condom, and sucked his cock once, from base to tip, getting a tiny squirt of remainder cum in my mouth for my efforts.

When I took my mouth off his dick, I looked up at him. The view was pretty hot, but the thought of what was coming next turned me on more. I was full, and hard, and heavy, and even so thinking about it made my cock twitch.

“Ready?” I said. Declan looked almost scared when he looked down at me.

“Must ah?” he said, reluctantly. I nodded, and I imagine there was a wicked smile on my face.

“I should have let you go first,” Declan said. His own fault for being horny.

I swapped positions with Declan, and got him to sit on the end of the chaise. The “price” for my ass was that Declan would do things that he didn’t normally liked to do, starting with a blowjob. He bent forward, slowly, and sucked on my cock. Didn’t do a very good job, to be honest - he was too reluctant - but I found it a turn on.

I resisted the urge to face fuck him, because I had something else in mind. I got him off my cock, and got him to lie back, his ass at the edge of the chaise, and put his legs up. He held the underside of his knees, his legs spread, and I got some lube. I got down on one knee, put in a finger, easing him open, and slowly over a few minutes, I put in more fingers, till I had four fingers in him. Declan winced, but put up with it. I fingerfucked him, quite roughly, pumping my hand the few centimetres in and out of his hole, and he moaned and whimpered, (surprisingly) quite a high-pitched sound.

I noticed also that he was hard, so I used my other hand to jack his cock, his foreskin slipping smoothly over his dickhead.

“You like it, right?” I said.

Declan was breathing heavily, but he looked me in the eyes. He looked a little ashamed when he said yes, managing to get the word out between moans. Call me a sadist, but I found that a bit of a turn on, too.

I wasn’t done, though. I knew he was clean, and lubed, and loosened up, so I got up and went to glove myself up. I was fully hard, sheathed, and when I walked back to where he was, I stood over him, looking down at this “straight” guy who had just fucked me, and let him see what was coming. He didn’t look quite as arrogant as when he first arrived, but he wasn’t scared, either - maybe curious? I was also happy to find that he was still hard, even though my hand wasn’t in his hole any more.

“My turn?” I said, and Declan nodded.

“Cheebye la, just fuck me, can?” he said.

He managed to shout “fuck!” when I slipped easily into him, and I was gratified to find that he was still good and tight, and it actually took some difficulty before I could move easily in and out of him. I was standing, thrusting slowly in and out of Declan’s hole, enjoying the sounds that he made, hissing through his teeth or moaning as I pulled almost all the way out and steadily shoved all the way till I was balls-deep inside.

I leaned forward, braced my hands on either side of Declan’s head, shuffled my feet back, so that I was planking over him, between his spread legs, pretty much missionary position. I started thrusting from the hips, slowly, and then faster using my entire body weight.

One of the things that I’d realised recently (can’t believe it took me so long) that, at night, with the curtains drawn back, the sliding doors that lead to the balcony reflect the chaise longue like a mirror. They were closed, and the aircon was on, so when I told Declan to look to the side, he could see himself, vulnerable to me, getting fucked with his legs up.

I looked, too, and the sight turned me on enough that I sped up. I had to control myself, and then I slowed down again, grunting as I thrust down into Declan’s ready ass. I had one more thing I wanted to do, an idea that I had got when I noticed how hard Declan got when I finger-fucked him earlier.

I straightened back up, standing between his legs, enjoying the look on his face as I continued pumping him, nice and steady, and he gasped in what I thought was surprise when I reached down with my hands and played with his nipples, and to my satisfaction, his cock bounced.

He didn’t resist, merely gasped a loud “ooh” when I lifted his erect dick from his belly and stroked it, and as I masturbated him as I thrust into him, the sounds he was making got softer and lower, till he and I were both grunting. Didn’t take too long for him to sigh (apparently, he sighed when he orgasmed) and shoot a couple of strings of cum onto himself.

That did it, brought me close, and I knew he was watching me when I pulled out of his ass, took off the condom, and stroked my own dick. It only took a couple of jerks before I sprayed my own load on him, over his dick (which was still full, but softening) and his flat stomach. He tilted his head back, still holding on to his legs, when I bent down to have a snack, licking both our loads off his body, finishing off by gently sucking his cock, which was soft and still large.

I helped him to his feet, and he got a head start in the shower while I cleaned up before joining him in there. He didn’t seem at all bothered, and we even messed around a bit in the shower - I was still semi-hard, and I think if we’d played more he’d have found a third erection. Doesn’t matter - he thought he was getting a hard fuck as a kind of revenge, but I think I got the better part of the deal, getting the better of this hot army sergeant.

I wrapped a towel around myself, and accompanied him outside where he got dressed. He said “thanks, ah” and I let him out.

[zaceouiswriting]

New Professor

Characters: Dick Grayson x male, Jason Todd x male, Tim Drake x male

Universe: Somewhere in DC

Warnings: None

The entire class mumbled. After talking about their new professor, they got fired for using drugs in public after their old one. Her actions were unacceptable to the university. But not one single student knew who it was. The university itself held it under lock. Why that was, nobody was really sure, which made all of this so much more enticing.

Maybe a famous person, with a degree? Or a special agent? Maybe even a spy? There weren’t many reasons to hold the information of a new professor under wraps. So, their minds wandered far from the truth.

In the end, they did not even notice someone coming into the room from down where the professor would stand. All of them way too far into their own little worlds and conversations. Which gave that person, enough time to build everything up, get ready, and even write his name on the chalkboard.

Just then, he turned around and clapped once loudly in his hands. Immediately, all eyes flew down, directly to you. A small smile is visible on your perfectly groomed face. „Good morning class, I know it is bright and early. Not all of you are already awake, but please turn it down a notch. My name is (Y/N) or Professor (Y/L/N). I will teach this class at least this year. Hopefully, no incidents will ruin our fun together, okay?“

You turned around and swung the chalkboard up, so everyone could write down your name, only for you to turn around again. „And for the guy, I just met in the toilet. An excellent place to get to know other people, might I add. Yes, I stared at your dick, not because it was that appealing, but because your pubes looked like someone tried to trim it and almost cut the entire thing off. Next time, please be careful.“

For a moment, the entire class was silent. Not knowing how to react to your brutal honesty and savagely. But soon after burst into laughter. It even made your own smile a bit wider.

You let them get everything out, before clapping once more, „Okay that’s enough. Let us begin!“

Maybe it was because you had experience with classrooms already, or cause of the work outside of campuses you have done. The people you met and learned from. But every single person loved the two-hour class you just, had spent together.

Making it boring doesn’t help anyone, so why do it? You guys laughed and even played one or two games, to get the information better in your student's heads. Of course, not all classes could be like this, but sometimes and when it's possible, it should be done that way.

Before you let your pupil go, you had to call out a couple of them. „Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, and Tim Drake, please stay behind.“

Especially the guys were confused, one of them even mortified, but no other one really paid any mind to it. Not even after your story at the beginning of class. Most forgotten, just to get remembered later and wondering if the guy you had talked about, was within this small group.

„It is nothing serious guys, relax.“ You smiled at them, as they came to a halt directly at your little podium. Waiting for the last person to leave the room, you immediately turned back to the three guys. „As far as I know, you three are brothers, right?“

The three guys nodded in unison, still confused, except for one. Who looked even more mortified than before, you had called them to you.

„Okay, good Tim here, really needs your help with his self-care. Please show him how to shave, before he does irreparable damage to his own body. I almost feared for his life, when he goes onto me in the toilets and saw his damaged skin.“

Both Dick and Jason looked shocked at their brother, who tried to hide himself away with his hands. „If you guys need tips or… „Help“, just call me, here is my number.“

Before either of the three could say something else, you already were at packing again. Eyes not even met them once more.

Together, the brothers left, confused and with your number in their hands. As Jason looked at his, under your number was only one word written, „Hunk“, at first, he was confused, until he finally understood, that it wasn’t meant innocent.

With a bright grin, he showed it to his brothers. „Look what our hot teacher wants to call me,“ he told them cockily.

Dick, with a satisfied grin, showed him too. As Jason read it, he rolled his eyes, „Stallion? Really? He must be blind, or maybe he gave you the wrong piece of paper?“

Just then he turned the piece around, and showed his first name, „Don’t think so bro. He just knows what he likes.“ His voice arrogantly, knowing how much it would piss him off.

„You don’t even like guys!“, Jason retorted loudly. His anger began to flare up.

Dick just shrugged with his arms, „Don’t care. He is hot, giving him what he wants, could only be profitable for me.“

„What says it on your paper, Tim?“, Jason tried his hardest to get away from Dick and his obvious ego problem.

But Tim said nothing, trying to stuff the paper in his pocket. To his luck, Dick was faster and snatched it out of his hand. „Let’s see… Baby boy?“

While Dick stood there confused, Jason broke out laughing like a maniac. The tallest of the three did not understand it. Was it a joke?

Tim, who already was uncomfortable, tried to get the paperback, but he could see that Dick wanted an explanation. He groaned embarrassed. „He thinks I'm inexperienced and… and-“

„Submissive!“ Jason screamed out laughing. Almost rolling himself over the floor, clutching his sides from the amount he laughed.

Now it was on the tallest to be mortified. He quickly gave the paper back to his smaller brother, which he in return immediately stuffed in his pocket, finally. „Is it true? Are you a baby boy?“

Of course, Dick wanted to know that. He had no experience with any of that and if he hears or sees something, Jason or Tim needed to explain it to him asap. „Yes,“ he mumbled almost silently. Which finally let even Jason shut up.

„Oh fuck, sorry,“ he quickly excused himself. Thinking that you just wanted to make fun of Tim, without knowing that you could see right through the tough guy demeanor he has because of Jason and Dick.

As the three brothers, now in uncomfortable silence, walked back to their car, someone else found something very interesting about you. Another of your students, made it her mission, to expose why the school had made your appearance a secret. And what she found, explained everything and so much more. Already planning, how she could use it to her advantage.

[Masterlist]

[hiddenlife-manager]

Could I request Ranpo nsfw alphabet please? Thank you : D

NSFW Ranpo Alphabet

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Okay here is the second post of the night literally sitting here around people writing this. Um, enjoy. There are some links

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A = Aftercare (After those moments how are they)

Out of almost everyone, Ranpo has the most heavenly aftercare well once he gets it. He would struggle at first to understand why it is a thing but once he gets it the both of you will lay in bed while he cleans you up and watch a movie or listen to the radio. He would leave and come back with a snack and always asking how you are feeling.

B = Body Part ( Favorite body part from them and you)

He doesn't have one he loves almost every part of you and really he doesn't see looks. All he sees is personality which is basic yet true. You have to have an interesting personality for him to even notice you.

For himself, it is as if he sees the same all the time. His brain and abilities which in sex aren't really used especially when he is left breathless.

C = Cum (How much do they cum, headcanon of their cum, anything!!!!)

He cums around 6.2 ml of cum which is above the average amount of cum a man does each time. The reason though was that he, in fact, reached his peak age of it causing his body to cum a lot. His cum is light in color almost see-through and he slowly cums having to continue pumping his cock to have it all out.

D = Dirty Secret (Something no one else knows but them)

He watches you changing in the bathroom or masturbating. He loves watching you and always does it so that you don't know. He can never feel right doing it but he as well can't ever admit it to you. He believes he won't tell you till he is on his death bed.

E = Experience (What have they done before you? Do they even know what they are doing?)

None at all he didn't think there was any purpose in that life matter of fact he never even had it cross his mind that was how small the idea of sex was to him. The moment you wanted to try it he was a nervous wreck you softly lead him during it which made him a complete switch.

F = Favorite Position (self-explanatory)

Watering Can is his fav where the both of you have to put just enough effort to get pleasure but as well with how he can see your face. That is when he feels like he is the some in charge while when he is a sub, oh that man loves Queening in Bondage the idea that he has zero control while you sit on his face is the most pleasurable thing ever.

G = Goofy (Serious during it or maybe be cracking jokes midway)

Why should he be serious it doesn't make him comfortable during the moment and it won't make you feel less awkward. A joke there would lighten the mood up and it always does. His laugh during it while he makes out with you starting your heated session. He just believes being less serious is the best for both and he is right.

H = Hair (Are they clean-shaven, taken care of, length?)

He doesn't care for it often the only time he will is when it is an inconvenience he tends to be lazy so waiting till the last moment to trim his jet-black pubes. So on most occasions, he wouldn't even trim it only for you or if it annoys him.

I = Intimacy (In a romantic view how are they during it)

He shares his emotions with you quite often. There would be no reason for him to hold back how much he cares for you. He tends to kiss you passionately to show it or he would praise you. He wants you to know if you are his first and only. He cares for you so much.

J = Jack Off (A headcanon of them)

I believe he is someone who does it often extremely often even if you are in the room next door. He doesn't yearn for you often. He just doesn't have time but he can imagine the past moments with you and it will cause him to have to fix his problem.

K = Kink (Things they are super into, maybe even more than one)

He is into Sub/dom relationship and loves the idea of how the both of you are willing to change. He is a soft dom and so are you and it is perfect while he isn't much of a brat as a sub always willing to do anything for you. In his eyes, he almost sees you as a superior.

L = Location (Where would they do it)

Where else than an apartment either one. Why would anyone want to do it anywhere else? He vanilla to that if it isn't broken then don't fix it and he is right.

M = Motivation (What is getting them in the mood)

You are going to have to have him fuck you. You are going to have to motivate him in any other situation he won't be willing he just feels lazy. A lot of times you are slowly dragging him to one of your apartments.

N = NO (Would not do at all no matter what, or like a complete turn-off.)

Not into the whole pain, BDSM finds it useless and there seems to have no reason to beat or get beat by your partner for sexual pleasure. Ranpo doesn't see it at all. If you want pain go out and fight but in bed, it should be nothing but pleasure.

O = Oral (Enjoy it, giving or receiving. Skill, or even headcanon of it)

He strangely enjoys it a lot he is a whiny baby while you suck his pretty little cock. All he can do is cry your name out while holding onto your hair hoping you let him cum down your throat.

P = Pace (How fast are they)

For someone who is always so hyper, he is a slow lover will always love to go slow. Would spend hours to pleasure you and will continue to do so. He wants every part of your body to be touched and if you are in charge he wants it quick he has a bit of an embarrassment towards it even if he loves it.

Q = Quicky (Would they do it or nah. How and more)

Not at all, it'll make him feel disposable and he fears you will feel that as well. So in reality he wouldn't even attempt it. The idea of a quicky isn't even pleasurable so no use.

R = Risk (Are they okay with something new, would they take a risk)

Nope unless it is to you. He will jerk off to you in the next room but if it is someone else no. With trying unique things like kinks it will take a lot of him studying to consider the idea so he would like to keep with what makes the both of you happy and you understand. Every once and a while he does attempt something new so don't worry.

S = Stamina (How long can they last? How many rounds?)

Two rounds and why it is so specific is that he is lazy he wants to please you and typically it is done in one round the second round is a switch of position to sub or dom afterward he wouldn't have the energy for it.

T = Toy (Do they use them, have them. Use them on themselves or partner?)

Once again he is a bit vanilla he is new to having sex and thinks that toys are not worth the money. Besides most of his paychecks goes into the food that having enough to buy a toy is a miracle. But you did once bring a cock ring home he didn't mind it but would prefer your mouth holding him back from cumming.

U = Unfair (Do they tease and how much.)

Nope out of everyone he doesn't see much pleasure from teasing you praising you on the other hand he loves it. He loves the idea of reassuring you that everything you do is amazing. The way you let him touch you or how you touch him. Praise is the only thing he cares about why tease you because he is also under you on many occasions that it would just come back.

V = Volume (How loud are they?)

He moans not groan. He has high pitch moans that can create music with yours. He never holds back which is amazing about him. His moans always are mixed with praises. High pitch whiny voice is all you hear when you give him a blow job.

W = Wild Card (Something shocking or random about them)

Not into food play, some people might think so but he wants to separate his food from pleasure. It would just be a waste of money and food. But he does call you nicknames of sweets like "My Tiramisu" or would use phrases about food. "I will eat you up like a cake."

X = X-ray (What is down there?)

I believe he is a shower which well is fitting for his 5'5 inches and when erect he can reach a little bit around 5'7. Showers are known to not grow much when erect. His cock is almost the same color as his skin and thin at that. What makes it perfect are the light blue veins showing on the side. They harden while erect giving texture. It is a pretty cock. Balls are medium size not too big or small they hang a bit but in all reality, they are pretty close to the cock.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive)

Not that high a lot of times you are the one initiating it because if it weren't for you he would be lazily sitting in an office eating snacks. Once and while when you hand him gifts or share your love with him just like he does he'll want you he is a bit awkward asking that is why.

Z = ZZZZ (How fast do they go to sleep afterward?)

Out quickly after he is done with aftercare he will just pass out holding you in his arms while his head laid on your shoulders. The way he sleeps is too cute that him going out will have you sleeping in his arms right away. His aftercare and his sleeping ended the night rather quickly.

[trash-for-seabass]

Bucky Barnes NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Bucky is a huge cuddler, it doesn’t matter how dominant he is durning sex, the moment it’s over he’s curled up in your arms, burying his face into your neck.

B = Body part (their favorite body part)

Bucky absolutely loves your hands, he’ll spend hours tracing the lines of your palm with his fingers (and during sexy times, with his tongue) he loves how soft they are and how small they are compared to his.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

This man has the biggest breeding/cream pie kink. He loves nothing more then to watch his seed drip from your body and growl in your ear how he’s going to “fuck you full of his kids”. One time Bucky fucked 5 loads into your womb, keeping his cock inside you between round so none of his baby batter escaped. He pumped you so full it literally made you swollen

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Back when he was the winter soldier, Bucky would sneak into your room late at night and jerk off over your sleeping body, more often then not finishing in a pair of your used panties (which he would then keep)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Even though he was quite the ladies man in 1940, casual sex was incredibly frowned upon. He wasn’t a virgin when he met you but he was pretty inexperienced.

F = Favorite position

Bucky LOVES fucking you in a mating press position (nsfw gif be warned). He loves to feel your legs trembling on his shoulders, loves to see your face when you cum, loves how deep he’s able to go when he fills you up.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He loves trying to put on the “I am the alpha male, fear me” act but every now and then one of you will say something that gets the other laughing.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Bucky always makes sure his garden is neatly trimmed. He likes to be able to see your whole face without his stupid pubes getting in the way.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Even in BDSM sessions, Bucky’s still a romantic at heart. He always kisses so sweetly, praises so kindly, and always always always makes sure to tell you he loves you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Who needs to masturbate when he’s got you?

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

After everything hydra did to him, Bucky needs control and he loves nothing more then tying you up, being the one to control your movements, your pleasure, it’s his favorite.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He does prefer the privacy and safety of your shared bedroom, but that isn’t to say he won’t get risky every now and then.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

2 things get Bucky really going. Watching you kick ass, either with bad guys or sparring with the team, and those damn booty shorts your insist on wearing during training.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Bucky’s willing to try anything once, except golden showers, that grosses hun out.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

It’s really hard for bucky to choose. On the one hand he loves the way you look with his cock down your throat, but on the other hand he loves having his tongue buried in your sweet pussy, your cries of pleasure filling his ear and your scent engulfing his senses.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He likes to take the foreplay sweet and slow, but the minute his cock slips into your pussy he becomes a rabid starved animal, fucking you until you can’t walk.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Bucky Barnes does not do quickies, in any sense of the word.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Bucky does love experimenting with you, he’s not big on the risk of getting caught however every now and then he’ll fuck you in the locker room showers after practice with nothing but a flimsy shower curtain between you and the rest of the team.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Thanks to the serum bucky could literally go for days, he has such a short recovery time he dosnt even need to pull out.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Oh yes, Bucky Barnes owns a LOT of toys. Especially anything remote controlled, those are his favorite.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

As mentioned above, Bucky loves using remote controlled toys to tease you, keeping you on edge all day, your pussy constantly soaked. He loves upping the power of whatever he’s got you wearing during Tony’s boring meetings.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

The bedroom is the one place bucky is vocal. He turns into a snarling, growling, howling beast, roaring your name for all to hear.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He loves it when Steve watches. Bucky dosnt trust many people, especially when it comes to seeing his girl so vaunerable, but he trusts Steve with his life. He especially loves it when Steve comes up and strokes your cheek, whispering such filthy things to you that they make bucky blush.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

(???????)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

All day, everyday.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Bucky can easily stay awake long enough to take care of you but once your all settled and comfy, he’s out like a light and he sleeps like a rock.

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves]

Got any NSFW Pepa x Felix, JulietaxAgustin headcanons you'd be willing to share?

Ooh headcanons! Yes yes yes! We'll do BOTH couples!

Pepa and Fèlix!!:

Félix loves every part of his wife. But he's ABSOLUTELY an ass and leg man.

Suffice to say, because of this, he LOVES it when she wears dresses that show off her legs, or stockings. Drives him CRAZY.

Félix has not once NOT been attracted to his wife. Hungover, breaking out from periods, hair just a mess-he genuinely thinks his wife is S O fucking fine.

Pepa definitely has her favorites too. His overall body, and his hands. He's a THICK ass man, and God she loves it. Bruno once, jokingly, said Félix would grow up to be rail thin. It rained for two days straight after that.

Pepa also LOVES his hair. On his body, on his face- she LOVES playing with it. And yes, she fucking loves his pubes too. He ever trims, he's getting his ass kicked.

One guaranteed way Félix can make her horny? Carrying her. Even if it's just to bed after she passes out on the couch, she wants to get just railed by him.

Pepa and Fèlix love experimenting. They don't need it, but they think it's SUPER fun. Félix takes prides on the complicated knot tying he's been making on his wife, and she's DEFINITELY impressed.

Both have a daddy/mommy kink. Pepa seeing him do Dolores's hair or letting her do his nails? The second he was done, she had to suck him off. He's the same way, seeing how easily she can get these kids to take a nap- she's not getting away from him. Not that she wants to.

Pregnancy kink. It's difficult for Pepa to get pregnant, but Félix ALWAYS cums inside, just in case. Pepa prefers him inside, and if he pulls out, she's offended.

Pepa loves her hair being pulled SO much. She does it to him too, but he's not as into it as she is.

Pepa also loves being spanked. Like, S O much. She tried to do it for Félix, but he's not that into it. Whatever, more for her.

He does however, LOVE when she scratches him. God, what's more sexy than a woman like her digging into him?

They will fuck anywhere if they can get away with it. Bathroom, kitchen, balcony-they're shameless.

They're not degenerates though, they'd never do things in public, and Félix has in fact, gone out of his way to cover his wife in less than flattering situations.

Pepa flirts with other men. He gets it, and if anything, he likes that she knows she can get it. Men, women, everyone is weak for Pepa. Félix can't do it though, Pepa will kill a bitch. It's fine though, he doesn't need to flirt with anyone else.

Pepa wouldn't do three ways or orgies. It just doesn't work. And they're fine with that.

Pepa COULD get young, studly men. But she's not attracted to them? You should see her at a bar, she's SO bored. That is, until Félix comes in. Yes, sometimes Félix flirts with her as if they aren't married. It's such a charming bit, it works EVERY goddamn time.

They switch, but Pepa likes letting Félix top for the most part.

Félix LOVES the weather changes when they do it. When she's REALLY into it, the rooms heats up like a sauna, and it's partially why his skin looks as good as it does.

Dirty talk. They do. So fucking much dirty talk- half the time you can't tell if they're fighting or fucking. Whatever you do hear though, trust me, they mean NONE of the mean things they say to each other.

Félix is so fucking down for getting pegged. She's tough with him, digs her claws into his ass- God it's sexy. He calls the strap 'the tornado'.

They use so many toys. Do they need them? No. Does Félix sometimes just like stuffing a vibrator in her pussy while he fucks her pretty face? Yes.

Félix fucking loves eating ass.

Pepa hates sleeping sex, but Félix loves it. Seriously, Félix tried to woo her awake, she almost made him sleep on the floor. But when she wants to ride his dick, suddenly sleep sex is just great (he whines, but he REALLY does like it).

Félix prefers one or two REALLY good rounds, while Pepa prefers many sort of 'quickies'.

Pepa has an armpit kink. She can, will, and has, touched herself while he smothers her face in his underarm. It's ESPECIALLY sexy if it's been a day or two since he last bathed (she likes a bit of musk, we don't blame her).

They have names they like for each other. Pepa calls him 'brute', 'idiot', 'little man', 'daddy', 'handsome', 'big boy', all in both Spanish and English. Félix has called her 'gorgeous', 'goddess', 'light of his life', 'slut', 'mommy', 'good girl', 'my sun', 'my life' (aka the classic 'mi vida'), 'Pepi', 'Pepita', once 'Mi Pepita Bonita', and honestly the list doesn't stop.

Julieta and Augustín!!:

Augustín loves every part of his wife, but is definitely most into his wife's breasts, and thighs. Bit Cliché, sure, but damn mami is THICC-

Julieta loves Augustín's chest, and his lips. Oh and his ears, she thinks his ears are SO cute.

They don't experiment too much. Not that they they're scared of it, they just don't particularly need it. That and Augustín is just quite accident prone. They've had a few sex related incidents, Augustín is a little embarrassed to talk about it.

They keep everything in their bedroom, or the shower. Nowhere else, ESPECIALLY not in the kitchen. Augustín thinks it'd be hot, but she's so worried that her poor cooking would null her gift.

Massages. They give each other LOTS of those. Augustín does wonders on her poor feet and hands, and she loves massaging any lasting aches and pains he gets. Sometimes she gives him full body ones, she wears a cute thin shirt, gets on his back to really work out those knots-hes in heaven.

Augustín 10/10 has a lactation kink. Julieta isn't nuts about the act itself, but watching her poor Augustín just unfurl into a mess over her-that shit be sexy.

They sort of do dirty talk? Not very much though, the best you'll get is them swearing as they're about to cum.

Speaking of cum, they have different places where they prefer loads. Augustín prefers it all over her face and chest, and since Julieta has a pregnancy kink (it's the Madrigal blood), she prefers it inside her pussy. Though, she HAS expressed some enjoyment for anal too.

Julieta doesn't like her hair getting pulled, but Augustín REALLY fucking likes it. Seriously, first time she pulled on his locks- it was an instant nut.

They also use toys. Er, toy. They have a vibrator hidden away that they don't use too much, but have used on each other.

Augustín hasn't admitted it, but he genuinely thinks is SO sexy when she spills food on her chest while she cooks. He really just. Wants to lick it off of her, so badly.

They trade clothes. It kinda started with Augustín accidentally wearing her underwear once, and realizing he liked it. Now, they sometimes swap clothes before sex. It's weird, but it's kinda cute.

Assuming Julieta has time, they prefer one or two really good sessions, though they've had the occasional quicky.

Julieta actually REALLY likes sleep fucking. As in, sometimes on lazy mornings, before anyone is awake, Augustín just. Begs for a little attention. And to just be half asleep while he slides himself in and out-it really makes her morning.

You know how Pepa likes to read romance stories? Juileta reads porn. That's right. Julieta reads smut, like the rest of us. She thinks it'd be SO hot if Augustín read a few bits for her. Does she wanna do half the stuff in there? No, but it's just hot (ESPECIALLY if the characters in the story have chemistry). She won't fully admit it, but she really likes stuff on gangbangs. We love the queen for this.

[skiller0dani]

NSFW Alphabet | JJ Maybank

M A S T E R L I S T Outer Banks Masterlist

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hope you enjoy, love you all. 

AFTERCARE (what he’s like after sex)

so JJ is used to random hook ups and aftercare wasn’t always something he did

he did if he was in the mood 

most of the time hook ups were a way to release pent up frustration 

and when he’s mad he doesn’t do aftercare

until he started dating you

now he goes a little over the top with aftercare

he massages you with lotion afterwards

gets you water and snacks if you want them

hot water bottle if you’re sore

sometimes draws you a bath

boy really loves you & wants to take care of you 

BODY PART (his favorite body part of his & yours)

JJ loves every single inch of your body

but deep down he’s an ass man

loves to see the round curve of your ass in those tight jeans you wear

and your bikini? 

lets just say JJ has a lot of unwanted boners whenever you’re in a swimsuit

which is often during the summer

you can always count on JJ to pin you against the wall and grab a handful of that perfect ass of yours at least once a day

CUM (anything to do with cum, basically)

JJ thinks your cum tastes good

which is kind of embarrassing when he talks about it too much

sometimes he talks about your cum just to see you get all bashful about it with rosy cheeks

funnily enough JJ thinks his cum is kinda gross though

“ew it got on me!” 

“that’s your cum JJ!” 

he usually cleans it off your right away though

he doesn’t want it to get tacky on your skin

which grosses him out more

DIRTY SECRET (a dirty secret of his)

JJ, for some reason, is embarrassed about the fact that he tends to be a little gentler in bed then people expect

it’s an inside joke among the pogues that JJ is a rough lover

which you discovered is not really true

he can be rough, but normally he isn’t

he’s rough when he gets possessive

like when Rafe and his little group flirt with you to piss JJ off 

you can bet that night JJ will be pounding into you so hard you won’t be able to walk for a few days

JJ can also get rough if he’s angry 

if someone pisses JJ off for any reason you can count on getting thrown around a little

but he doesn’t throw you around too much, he would never hurt you

it’s all consensual though, JJ would never do that if he knew you didn’t want him to

EXPERIENCE (how experienced is he? does he know what he’s doing?)

JJ, much to your dismay, is very experienced while you were very inexperienced

by the time you two had sex the first time he had already been with 4 girls before you

JJ had to teach you everything about sex

he was very sexually ambiguous for a 17 year old 

JJ has never been ashamed of his sexual past, but when he started dating you he did feel a little guilty when he saw how much it bothered you

it only bothered you so much because you were a virgin before JJ

you’ve never been with anybody before JJ, and he’s had a lot of sexual partners 

and you would be lying if you said it didn’t bother you

because it does

a lot 

that’s why JJ doesn’t really bring it up

FAVORITE POSITION (this goes without saying tbh)

any position he gets to fuck you is his favorite position

JJ always says “there’s way too many to pick just one!”  

a personal favorite of yours is when you get to ride him

JJ is always takes the lead when it comes to sex 

so he’s always watching you come undone

and when you ride him you get to see him come undone

and boy is it a beautiful sight

head tossed back against the bed

eyes squeezed shut

little whimpers escaping his clenched teeth

his hands holding your hips tightly to still control the pace

even when you top, JJ needs to be in control somehow

you can’t help but whine whenever you see his bottom lip pulled between his teeth

it truly is an honor to watch JJ cum

GOOFY (is he more serious in the moment? more humorous? etc)

he is both evenly 

most of the time, JJ is goofy 

he hardly even takes day to day life seriously

so most of the time JJ is cracking jokes and trying to make you laugh

and he spends a decent amount of time trying to make you blush

but when JJ gets upset he’s an entirely different person in the bedroom

his jaw is always locked, and his gaze is dark and lustful 

he doesn’t crack any jokes, and doesn’t goof around

if someone made a move on you then JJ is usually pretty pissed off during sex

sometimes he’s gotta remind you who you belong to

HAIR (how well groomed is he? does the carpet match the drapes?)

trimmed a little but honestly JJ isn’t too concerned about it

you don’t care if he upkeeps his pubes or not so neither does he

he does if the bush gets to crazy but other than that he leaves it alone

they’re a shade darker then his hair

so like a dark dark blonde

INTIMACY (how is he during the moment? is he romantic?)

unless he’s angry, JJ is very intimate during sex

before JJ started dating you, he had sex just to get off

he had sex with girls because it felt good

there was no closeness in it, no intimacy

but with you sex is very intimate

it’s never about just getting off

every time he has sex with you 

even when he’s angry and pounding into you 

he’s showing you how much he loves you in the only way he knows best

while it’s true that JJ had a lot of sexual partners before you, none of them really showed JJ what sex could be like

that it could be so fucking good 

because with them it felt good, but nowhere near as good as it feels to have sex with someone you love

JACK OFF (masturbation headcanon)

JJ jacks off a lot more then he used to

because when you’re not in the mood, or if you’re busy then he has to find some way to relieve himself

before you JJ would hit up every one of his booty calls until one of them agreed to come over

but he would never cheat on you so if you turn down sex, JJ waits 

and while he waits he jerks off to satiate him until you’re ready

and he never rushes you because he’s not an asshole

he waits patiently because this sweet boy loves you very much

KINK (one or more of his kinks)

he hasn’t outwardly admitted it but you think JJ has a secret daddy kink

he loves when you do exactly what he says

he loves being in total control

he loves the trust that comes with it, when you physically show him that you trust him enough to do whatever he says without question

it’s comforting to know you trust him not to hurt you

he calls you little girl during sex a lot

which you love

“gonna cum for me little girl?” 

“yes daddy please,” 

it accidentally slipped out. really you didn’t mean to say it

but as soon as you did, JJ groaned softly

and his pace quickened a little

you could tell that he liked that

so you decided to “accidentally” say it more often

LOCATION (favorite places to do the deed)

JJ is a borderline exhibitionist 

he likes the thrill of almost getting caught

but most of the places he chooses to rail you are places that couldn’t be come across accidentally 

JJ can’t bring himself to risk someone else seeing you naked

or worse 

getting fucked

if some other guy saw that beautiful fucked out look on your face when JJ’s driving his cock into you

he’d probably beat the guy to death

so JJ gets his “fucking in public” fix in restrooms or other places with lockable doors

he’d never fuck you out in the open

MOTIVATION (what turns him on?)

e v e r y t h i n g

JJ is horny 92% of the day so anything you do is bound to turn him on

bending over? JJ is popping a boner

your shirt lifts to reveal your midriff? JJ is 100% popping a boner

stripping down to your bikini to get in the water? he’s rock solid before you even get your shorts off

and then he’s looking around to make sure nobody else is watching you strip

there was one time he caught Pope looking when you were getting ready to get in the water and JJ might have punched him

he pulled the punch though, so it didn’t even really leave a bruise

it hurt enough for Pope to never make that mistake again

he literally closes his eyes until he hears you get into the water now, Pope won’t even risk glancing in your direction 

he’s afraid of receiving JJ’s wrath if he’s caught looking again

NO (something he wouldn’t do, his turn offs)

anything that would cause you a lot of pain

he’s comfortable with inflicting you with a little bit of pain like spanking

but anything worse than that and JJ is out

once as a joke you asked JJ if you guys could try ‘blood play’ and JJ freaked out

“I would have to cut you Y/N, no fuckin’ way.” 

“I was just kidding baby.” 

JJ would prefer to make sex exciting in other ways

ways that can’t hurt you

like blindfolding you

using ice or feathers as stimulation

g e n t l e choking 

very gentle

JJ can’t hurt you, he physically won’t feel any joy from it

his dad has hurt him so much that JJ doesn’t like hurting anybody that doesn’t really deserve it

like Rafe, he definitely deserves it

ORAL (preference on giving or receiving, skill, etc)

JJ hates being that stereotypical guy but he really loves when you give him a blow job

you’re just so fucking good at it

when you wrap your lips around him, it literally takes his breath away

when you use your tongue on the underside, JJ feels his insides begin to squirm around

plus he doesn’t mind receiving more than giving too much because he knows how much you love sucking him off

sometimes you beg him to let you suck him off

and of course, JJ always says yes

you’re fucking hungry for his cock, and if you had it your way it would always be in your mouth

but just because JJ likes receiving more than giving doesn’t mean he doesn’t know how to go down on you

because JJ is phenomenal at eating you out

some of the most mind blowing orgasms you’ve ever had have been with JJ’s head in between your legs

boy knows what he’s doing in that regard, he just doesn’t do it very often

which doesn’t bother you because he will happily do it if you ask him to

PACE (is he fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc)

depends on his mood, like all things

if he’s in a good mood, his pace is pretty moderate

not too fast but not too slow

if he’s in a really lovey dovey mood then his pace is slow and passionate

long and deep strokes to make sure you feel every inch

if he’s pissed off or jealous then his pace is quick and brutal

harsh snaps of his hips against yours and definite bruises on your hips from him holding you so hard

he always feels bad about the bruises

but you always reassure him and insist you love the bruises

which you do

QUICKIE (his opinions on quickies, how often, etc)

quickies are a pretty normal thing for you two

it’s quickies more often then anything else

a quick fuck in the Chateau’s bathroom before any of the pogues notice you’re gone

quickies in your room when you sneak away from the party because JJ took off his shirt and you decided you desperately needed his cock

it’s rare that you two get to take your time 

but when you can take your time, its some of the best sex you guys have

like it’s so good that it’s worth waiting for

but you’re not complaining too much because any sex you have with JJ is going to be amazing

RISK (is he okay with experimenting? does he take risks?)

yeah he’s okay with moderate risk

if it’s something that could get you in serious trouble then he absolutely won’t do it

if it puts you in a situation 

if it’s something that could hurt you or cause you pain then no he won’t risk it

he cares about your needs and your safety way more than his own

JJ doesn’t care if he gets in trouble and he doesn’t care if he gets hurt

his pain tolerance is really high so he almost never notices if he gets hurt during sex

like if you claw at his back too much and he’s bleeding

actually he loves it when you claw at him, and he loves it even more if you make him bleed

you usually end up looking out for him in the same way he looks out for you

you won’t let him do anything that could end up hurting him

STAMINA (how many rounds can he go for? how long does he last?)

JJ can go for 2-3 rounds before his dick physically will not get hard again

if he had it his way he’d fuck you all night, but he can’t 

which annoys him

boy can fuck you at Earth shattering speeds and hardly break a sweat

he’s got the energy of a hyperactive child when it comes to sex

sadistically that’s one of your favorite things about JJ, that he can fuck you for long periods of time without tiring

it makes sex exciting

TOYS (does he own toys? how much does he use them? on you or him?)

JJ definitely doesn’t own any toys but you do

and when he discovered this, he immediately brought it into your sex life

he loves watching you cum on a vibrator

he has a remote control one that he uses a lot so he can sit at the end of the bed and watch you cum without even touching you

he also got a small one that you sometimes use when other people are around

and JJ will randomly turn it on when you’re having dinner at Kiara’s 

and you can’t make any sound or act weird 

you always see that little smirk on JJ’s face from across the table when he sees you’re close

and he never lets you cum

UNFAIR (how much he likes to tease)

big tease energy

there was one night he was so frustrated that he teased you to tears 

he edged you so much that one thrust and you were cumming around his cock

he’s a tease in day to day life and in the bedroom go figures

but when JJ is trying to show you how much he loves you he never teases

he worships your body and will give you orgasm after orgasm until you’re a shuddering mess

VOLUME (how loud is he? what kinds of sounds he makes, etc)

JJ mostly just groans and swears under his breath

he says he doesn’t want to drown out all of your beautiful sounds with his own moaning

but your favorite is when JJ growls softly in your ear, or when he sucks a harsh breath in through his teeth when you clench around him

you’re the noisy one in bed 

and that’s the way JJ likes it

WILD CARD (random headcanon)

when you first started dating, JJ was actually really evasive about how many partners he’s had before you

he would get really quiet whenever you asked him and would never directly answer the question

until you cornered him in the Chateau, demanding to know how many people he’d been with 

“4...” his voice was soft, and he wouldn’t lift his eyes to meet yours

that was more then you were expecting, but you couldn’t be mad at him

he was single then and had completely cut off every girl he’d ever had sex with the second you two started dating

so you immediately forgave him which was a huge relief for him

X-RAY (let’s see what’s going on under the belt)

JJ is packing

a good 8 inches when he’s fully hard 

and he’s decently thick too

his cock reaches places inside you that make your toes curl 

JJ has never really described himself as someone with a big dick, but once he saw your eyes widen when he first had sex with you

he thought maybe he might be bigger than average

which you love

there’s always a delicious stretch when he first enters you

YEARNING (how high is his sex drive?)

JJ is down to have sex whenever 

he loves having sex with you and has a stupidly high sex drive

he needs sex at least twice a week or he’s going to be grumpy 

so it was sort of an adjustment when he first started dating you

because it was at least a month until he took your virginity

so he was pretty grouchy for that month that he wasn’t having sex

he didn’t mind though because he was dating you and that’s way better than sex

ZZZ (how quickly does he fall asleep afterwards?)

JJ doesn’t fall asleep too quickly after sex

but since he does most of the work during sex, he’s usually pretty tired

but when he lays down with you, he will spend a few minutes talking to you before he falls asleep

he can last a good 10-15 minutes before he’s too tired to keep his eyes open

so you curl into his chest and fall asleep in his arms

heaven :)

[valkyrieofsmut]

What if SO had hair still down their private area? What would sans/au sans think of it? Would they not like it or do they not care?

.... well....... This answer is for all the skeletons.

As long as it was taken care of (trimmed so they don't get a hair in the socket) they don't really care, none of the skeletons. As long as it was at least clean and well taken care of, they wouldn't even worry about that much. A couple of them would prefer it to be at least trimmed (Red, Black), and a couple don't give a shit either way (Mutt, Axe).

Not to say that any of them would be upset if their SO was bald (as long as they were of age, of course!) but really, it's their body, and they are just lucky enough to be the ones admiring it.

Also not to say that they would be rude if the pubes poked them in the socket, they'd just have a conversation about it, like adults, explain their standpoint.

[aesthetixhoe]

dave lizewski nsfw alphabet D.L

warnings: smut, lowkey sub!dave?, teenage relationship, cursing?

word count: 1.2k

pronouns used: none but afab

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Aftercare is usually more for him surprisingly. Even if you two have been together for a while, he's still really insecure, no matter how much reassurance you give him. So after sex, no matter the pace, it's cuddles and "I love you"s.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and their partner’s)

Let's be honest here, tits. He's a teenage boy, anything you do with your boobs makes him go crazy. Low cut shirts? Check. Push up bra? Check. Even your bra strap showing? Check! check! check!

He loves his stomach because he's really proud of it and how far he's come to get abs, even if they're not an 8 pack or anything. (He also is proud of his di-)

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

He's not big on cum play, but he does love coming inside of you, but he's scared because, even if you use protection, his anxiety goes wild.

D = Dirty secret (A dirty secret of theirs)

He LOVES you being in charge. It's not necessary a secret, but most people think of the guy being the dominate one.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?

Apart from porn, no experience! At all. He catches on surprisingly quick but you do have to guide him. Part of the reason why he's so insecure is that he knows he doesn't have experience, and doesn't want to let you down.

F = Favorite position (This goes without saying)

Going with you being more dominate, he loves when you ride him. He can see every part of you and touch you wherever he wants.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

He is accidentally goofy. Like, he'll make a mistake and both of you will laugh. He tries to be serious but it's you usually setting the tone and mood.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He is a teenage boy, so he doesn't have a lot of experience with pubes. He's tried shaving once and a while but after he accidentally cut himself... He stopped. He still trims sometimes but he's kinda scared to do anything more.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He is on either end of the spectrum. He loves making a day out of sex (taking you on a nice date, setting up his room all nice, etc.) But he also enjoys quickies. So it really depends on the day of how romantic he is. He will always tell you he loves you after both if you finish, and that is a constant.

J = Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)

His hormones are wild and his sex drive is incredibly high, so you can't always keep up. Plus days where both of you are busy with school or work, or for him, kick ass, it's just hard sometimes. He prefers your hand, or any part of your body really, but desperate times.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

I feel like he would like the idea of tying you up, or you tying him up. He doesn't care which one.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

He prefers his bed but he'll take what he can get. He only likes his bed because he has full control over it.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Again, teenage boy hormones, so almost anything slightly suggestive gets him going. Licking your lips? Playing with his hair? Hell, even breathing heavily can get him turned on.

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He wouldn't have many hard no's, being young he would want to experiment, and if you would also he would try what you want, but I feel like a hard no for him is anal. It's just gross in his mind.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves, and I mean LOVES giving and receiving head. He loves getting it because... Well, it's a blow job. And he loves going down on you because it's the one thing he feels he's amazing at and doesn't need constant reassurance for.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough or slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends on the day, his mood, his injuries... Because, let's be honest here, Dave is always hurt. Like he always has a injury, so depending in where it is also determines his pace.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Loves them. Absolutely loves them. If he has to go from school to patrolling and you have free time, he'll stop by your house.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

He would be down to experiment, but I don't think he would take risks per say. Like if it involved hurting you or degrading you, he would be very hesitant.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

Unlike most teenage boys he can go for a little while. It's not 15 rounds or anything, but he can do a solid 3 before getting tired. After that it's kinda hit or miss. He lasts about 15 minuets to a half an hour.

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them on a partner or themselves?)

He does not. If you have a toy and want him to use it on you, he will (he'll be kinda jealous... Of an inanimate object, but he'll realize you're enjoying it and feel better) but he doesn't own any toys himself.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

He teases without knowing it, at all. Like, he doesn't even mean to and still gets you riled up. He can almost touch you anywhere and get you going so it's just a matter of your sensitivity through the day. When he does mean to tease though.. Man, he does it. He'll bite his lips more, or lick them, or he'll whisper dirty things in your ear around Todd and Marty, or touch your thigh under the table. Anything to get you blushing.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

This man is a whimperer and there is nothing you can say to me to think otherwise. Even if he is the more dominant one, whimpers.

W = Wild card (A random headcanon for the character)

He wants to try fucking you in the kick Ass mask. That's all.

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He's not incredibly muscled, but he does have a nice slight set of abs, and some arm muscles. He's packing a solid 7 inches, something he is very proud of.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

T e e n a g e   b o y. Need I say more?

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

After his three rounds are spent, or after a slow session because he's tired or something, he falls asleep kinda quick. If you guys only go for one or two rounds, he can stay up for a little while afterwards.

[jenoismydad]

hii can request a nsfw a to z with chenle ??

NSFW A TO Z

Pairing: Chenle x Reader

Genre: Smut; Headcanon

Words: 1.67k

Warnings: 18+ content. Please read at your own discretion.

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

I feel like Chenle’s the type to really use up all his energy while having sex. So he’ll try his best to tend to your needs. But because he’s so exhausted and on the verge of falling asleep, it may not be the best aftercare ever. Like he won’t pamper you or anything, instead simply pull you into his side and go to sleep.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On your body I believe he likes your breasts and neck. Seeing the way the way your breasts bounce as he’s fucking you is a rather captivating sight. Basically he likes staring at your tits. As for your neck, I see him dipping or burying his face there when he’s really into the sex. So yeah, those are his favourite body parts of yours. One himself, i believe he’d like what you like. Meaning the place where you touch the most, if that’s his back then he likes his back. If its his neck then he likes his neck. So his favourite body part on himself depends on what you like the most.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

Things are pretty simple when it comes to cumming. He won’t go through the hassle of having to pull out but instead, he’ll finish right inside of you. Again, I feel like Chenle’s really one to lose himself while having sex, get lost in the pleasure and what not. That being said, I don’t think he has enough control over himself to have a strong pull out game if that makes sense. Plus, I also feel like he’d be very keen on using protection so it probably won’t be that big of a problem.

D = Dirty Secret (A dirty secret of theirs)

I can’t really think of anything lmao i’m sorry (i’ve been writing this for three days)

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Little to none. I don’t think Chenle spent much of his adolescent years watching porn. He might have a generic understanding of sex and how to do things but I don’t think he was ever too invested in all of that stuff. Needs are needs after all and he can’t control whatever he feels so I believe that whatever experience he does have will come from spending time with you. He’ll learn about your body, your likes and dislikes and at the same time learn his own preferences as well.

F = Favourite Position (What positions you tend to use the most)

Missionary. Simple is the best after all and this way Chenle can really ‘adjust’ things are he desires. If he wants to speed up or go deeper he can easily do so. If you want him to slow down then he again can do it without a problem. He has good control in this position, plus, its equally satisfying for the both of you.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Everything starts out in a very light hearted mood. He’ll laugh and tease, totally not serious. But the more he invests himself in the sex, starts chasing both your highs, that’s when he’ll get more serious. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)

Sometimes it’ll all be there and sometimes there’ll be nothing to see. He doesn’t care about his pubes to be honest and he obviously does not mind how you chose to groom yourself. He might trim or shave it all off if he feels like it, but if he happens to not have done so, then he won’t shy away from you.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Sex doesn’t = love making to him. Like it won’t be too intimate but more on the light hearted and goofy side of things like I said before. He just wants to have fun at you. Its all about having a good time. 

J = Jack Off (How often do they tend to masturbate)

With you around, I’d say not a lot. I don’t see Chenle masturbating regularly to be honest. Only if he’s in a position where he’s super horny and he can’t be with you, he’d just go in the shower and try to relieve himself to the best of his abilities. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

There’s not much that I can think of as of now besides teasing and edgings. Again I think whatever kinks he has are pretty mild. 

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

The bed or the couch. He doesn’t wanna be in some cramped space. Sex should be comfortable and hence it must be done somewhere where you have enough space to move around. 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Making out with you. For starters I think he’d get super carried away while making out with you, so it would always lead to more. Other than that I think it would be pretty random. 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Roleplay is the biggest no no for him. Mostly because he’d just find it super cringey. Other than that he wouldn’t want to do anything too odd. 

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He most definitely loves receiving oral over giving it, simply because he believes his giving skills are still a bit lacking. Fingering you is fine but he feels like he’s super awkward when it comes to eating you out. Of course you’d beg to differ. He doesn’t mind giving you oral, he just doesn’t think he’s too good at it. 

P = Pace (How fast do they go)

He’s the type to mix it up. He’ll be going super slow one second and the next he’s just ramming into you. Sometimes the change of pace may seem a bit abrupt but he’s working on his stroke game so cut him some slack.

Q = Quickie (Do they prefer proper sex over quickies and how often does it happen)

I see him really enjoying quickies, especially because he gets to see how fast he can make you cum. Really fuels his self confidence. I feel like quickies would mostly be initiated by him and they could happen anytime anywhere. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

The riskiest thing I see him ever wanting to try out is like semi public sex. For example car sex or having sex in a restroom or a janitor’s closet. Basically some place where you guys are concealed but might get caught in. But that’s the farthest he’d be willing to go. As for experimenting, Chenle seems like the type of person who’d judge a book by its cover so if he doesn’t like the sound of something then he wouldn’t be inclined to try it out. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

It differs from time to time. Most of what goes into it is how much energy he has in himself before the sex. Still, I feel like he’ll always strive to go on longer than he thinks he can. Sometimes it can be two rounds and sometimes its only one. As for how long he lasts, that again, depends on how much he’s previously been stimulated. For example, if you give him head and then proceed to fuck him he wouldn’t last as long as compared to if you were to directly skip to fucking him. So from start to end I think an average of 15 minutes.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He most definitely does not own any toys and I don’t think he���d ever decide to use or buy one for himself. However if you’ve got a collection of toys that you use for yourself I think he’d definitely want to try them out on you out of complete curiosity of their workings. But this would only be a one time thing. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He definitely has fun teasing you. He thinks your desperate reactions to his touch are hilarious. At the same time it makes him feel like he has some type of dominance over you, and he likes that very much. This being said, I also believe that Chenle can get kinda impatient during sex so even if he does tease you, he won’t keep it going on for too long. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

While actually fucking you I don’t think he’d make many noises. Maybe an occasional grunt or groan, but nothing too loud. When he’s close to cumming however, I believe he lets out like these loud groans, kinda whiny but also a bit raspy. He also probably lets out a lot of jagged breaths which are more audible when you’re giving him head or something like that.

W = Wild Card (something random)

still can’t think of anything…sorry :(

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Why do I feel like he’s got a pretty average dick. Not too long and not too short, just the right size. He’ll be more on the slender side as opposed to being girthy. 

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

I feel like Chenle can keep it under control. Like he won’t get turned on unless he genuinely wants to. Still, I do believe that he’d have a reasonable yearning for sex. Maybe like three times in a month and only when he’s super duper horny. 

Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Almost immediately after. Again, as I said before, I think he’d really use up all of his energy while having sex. Once he finishes he’ll be completely drained and exhausted. So obviously, it won’t take him too long to fall asleep. 

[wonderwomanfantasy]

Kaminari nsfw alphabet

fuck me I’m so tired =_= might take a break soon idk 

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

It depends, normally he's the sub who needs to be kissed and reassured but when he does go hard on you he is very sweet and jokey afterwards. Kaminari is a sweetheart He likes to hold you and kiss you all over. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He is very proud of he abs and all of his muscles in general, like he worked so hard for that washboard sixpack damn right he’s going to show it off. 

On his partner he really likes their hair, especially if it’s unique like dyed/ shaved sides/ Textured Denki loves the aesthetic of it and also pulling hair not the point

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Okay, his diet is... not the best and his cum tastes RANCID at first you make him eat four whole pineapples before you go down on him again. 

He loves to cum inside of you, there is just something magical about still being warm and enveloped by you when he climaxes but he can be persuaded to cum on your face if he has too :,(

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

uhm not really a secret because you were there but like when he lost his virginity and came for the first time he short-circuited  

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

none what so ever he probably lost his virginity to you

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He’s a little scared to do anything outside of missionary but he does like a deep mating press with your ankles around his shoulders so he can fold you in half or honestly having the same done to him when he’s on bottom. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He seems like the type to goof off and he’ll definitely talk your ear off during foreplay but in the thick of things he’s too caught up in his own head to do anything but moan but definitely will make a joke if something awkward happens. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he also has a little lightening bolt carved into his pubes /j He keeps himself trimmed pretty nicely, doesn’t like it when things get too shaggy. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

when he gets overstimulated he just chants “I love you” over and over again while tears form in his eyes but that’s about as romantic as it gets. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

pretty often tbh. Like if he can he will just have sex with you but he wants to have sex every day and that can be a lot so sometimes he just has to jerk it himself. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

pet play- Listen he loves puppy ears and tails on his partner they make him so horny but like... He gets even more turned on when he’s the puppy boy.

cockwarming- love-hate relationship with this one. he loves being inside of you with your walls slowly convulsing around his soft cock slowly making him hard. But he hates it when it’s used as a punishment and he isn’t aloud to move and he just gets more and more turned on while you don’t seem bothered at all.

edging- again he hates it when he’s just about to cum and you pull away from him FUCK DUDE but when he finally does get to cum he swears its the best feeling in the world. Plus now he can pay you back for all you’re teasing. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

he loooooves to fuck in broom closets or enclosed spaces like that it’s just much more romantic and he loves the thrill of being caught

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

when you’re wet, like if you got caught in the rain or send him a picture just out of the shower gets rock hard just thinking about it he also gets turned on when you sit on his lap. he is a simple man like that 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Degradation. He hates being told he’s stupid or talked down to in anyway, he’s fine with being your slutty little cat boy but just as long as you say it with love. Likewise he just loves you too much to ever say anything beyond teasingly mean.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

please please please suck his dick. He needs it so bad he loves to cum in your mouth he promises He can return the favor as soon as you’re done so please just blow him. 

I supposed enthusiastic is the right way to describe how Kami goes down on someone. not skilled or mind blowing but... certainly enthusiastic. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He tries to go slow because he knows if he goes fast he’ll bust way to soon but He is not very practiced so inevitably he will speed up 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loves quickies he will get them whenever the opportunity presents it’s self 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’s pretty game to experiment it’s not that he doesn’t have any limits but he is willing to push those limits

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

... he makes up for it okay. but no he doesn’t last very long. at least at first but he builds up stamina overtime.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He has a few toys that he loves but it’s not an extensive collection by any means

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Denki usually doesn’t have the patients to tease but at least a little bit, He likes to hear you beg for him to touch you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

a lot of heavy breathing and groans until he gets close to his orgasm then he’s full on screaming and crying like a little baby

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

once he tasted his own cum just to see what it was like and honestly it wasn’t that bad

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

his dick isn’t really that big but it’s proportional to the rest of his body, swears that it’s not size of the boat but the motion of the ocean

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

poor baby he is always horny 24/7 he is hard as fuck and wants to bone 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he likes to go to sleep right after but he tries to take care of you at least a little bit

[ad--misericordiam]

Not SFW Alphabet. (T. B. H. Ver.)

w: female-coded language.

A — Aftercare (What are they like after sex?)

His version of aftercare is, first and foremost, holding you close. He's so grateful for your existence, he can only bring you close to him, breathing heavily, one meaty hand trying to sweep the hair off your eyes so he can look at your features properly. His chest rumbles with something akin to a purr, seemingly unbothered with the intense, heady scent of sex clinging to everything in the room. He's utterly content for a blissful moment, sated in every sense of the word, the love of his life lying in his arms... That doesn't last long, though. Either he needs to go back to work, or you start wriggling against his hold, whining about how sweaty and sticky you feel. You won't need to walk, he'll take you to the shower with him, while you hang off his neck and giggle impishly, pecking up and down his face. If you play your cards right, this can lead to a second round.

B — Body Part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On himself, he likes his shoulders and back. Why? Because you love jumping on him from behind to hug him, peppering sloppy kisses there. You don't mind the scars or the marks, left there by his skin condition or an escaping victim. Also, when you nestle your head between his shoulder blades when sleeping, his chest tightens with affection. And you tend to leave some scratches there during love making, too. He loves that.

On you, he adores your collarbones. He finds them so dainty, so alluring. Forget about showing off your cleavage, just wear a sundress with spaghetti straps or a scoop neckline and watch him lose all composture. If you decide to wear your hair up, there's no saving you. You will get ravaged.

C — Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Creampies are a common occurrence with Thomas, to put it simply. For the first year or so, you can't really roam around freely through the house, let alone go shopping, so condoms are impossible to adquire. His load is heavy, and when I say it, I mean it. You know those compilations of huge cumshots that look like an off-camera crew member is squeezing a bag of watered-down icing? Like that, but real. That's the reason he doesn't cum on your face unless you assure him you really, really want it. He has no qualms about cumming on your chest or butt, but finishing inside you is his go-to. He doesn't like pulling out right after, so whenever he decides to get off you, his seed will come trickling out in a copious stream.

D — Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He's stolen your panties more times than he can count. If you're too busy to spend “quality time” together, he'll snatch a pair out of your underwear drawer, hiding them in his apron until he's sure he won't be bothered for a while, whipping his cock out and rubbing it with the delicate material until he cums on the seat of it. He's also prone to steal them right after you've had sex, but he doesn't use those to masturbate, he brings them up to his nose and takes a long breath, jerking his hard length vehemently.

E — Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

None at all. Witnessing what Hoyt does to female victims can't be considered learning material under any circumstances, and Thomas didn't need, or want, a girl kicking and screaming like that, spitting in his face, calling him a monster. That's what he expected from you the first time he gathered the courage to touch you, but you didn't. You happily welcomed his advances and made your own, guiding his trembling hands and coming closer, without flinching or cowering at the sight of him. Now, his style is definetly not perfect, but he's committed to memory everything that ticks your boxes, everything that makes you sigh and moan and tremble.

F — Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Wrapped Lotus, Upstanding Citizen, and Leapfrog. He loves watching your face while you cum, but fucking you from behind seems to get the best reactions, so... yeah.

G — Goofy (Are they serious in the moment? Or are they humorous? Etc)

He likes light-hearted sex, leaning towards serious, but it mostly depends on your mood. If you're feeling playful, giggling and sticking out your tongue at him whenever he tries to grab you, he'll play along, chuckling deep in his chest and shoving a hand up your shirt to play with your nipples, amused by the way all that mischievousness fades away immediately. So, while he does prefer sex to be less frivolous, he enjoys having fun in the sheets too.

H — Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? Etc)

He is well groomed... now. He didn't need to trim his pubes before meeting you, and they didn't really bother him at all, so he just let them be. But after fucking a couple of times, he started getting annoyed with the wet hairs sticking everywhere, so he cut them short. Also, you told him blowjobs are a lot more enjoyable on your part when you don't have to dig inside your mouth to get rid of the hairs. The carpet does match the drapes.

I — Intimacy (How are they during the moment?)

Intimate as hell, he can't fathom the idea of sex without adding prolonged eye-contact and wandering caresses. His hands have to be holding yours, foreheads touching, lips locked together. If the possition doesn't allow this kind of contact, he'll hold your waist tightly, caressing the nape of your neck, squeezing your ass, cupping your tits, anything. Detached sex is a huge no for Thomas.

J — Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He'll masturbate when you're not available, but he didn't do it much to begin with. If you're exhausted, or sick, or just not in the mood for whatever reason, he won't pressure you at all. He's a grown man, he knows how to take care of himself, it's not the end of the world. He goes to the bathroom and rubs one out, or ignores it until it goes down.

K — Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Breeding Kink. The mere thought of impregnating you makes him dizzy, blood rushing to his cock at breakneck speed. Every time you lay there, stuffed with his cum, he starts fantasizing. About how stunning you'd look, all big and round with child, glowing. Honestly, bearing his children is the only way to convince Thomas you truly love him.

Pregnancy Sex. Seeing you, waddling around the house, all round and cute with his child in your belly does things to Thomas. When he's not breathing down your neck, fretting over every little incident you may encounter, he's groping your swollen tits and rubbing your clit until you're mewling and dripping down your legs. You seem to crave his cock even more now, catching every heated stare you throw his way, and he's both absolutely bewildered and utterly elated. He'll give you everything you want without a complaint for the first trimester, fucking you over and over again if you so desire. After that, he'll refrain from penetration, but his fingers and mouth are at your disposal.

L — Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Mostly, your shared bedroom. He can be convinced to fuck you in the kitchen if Luda Mae is out, or on the couch, but he'll be a bit apprehensive about it, what if someone catches you? If you two go out for a walk, he won't say no to fucking you against a tree or into the ground. He won't fuck you in the basement unless you tease him mercilessly, strutting around and flashing him your underwear. Beware, though, you'll get slammed on the table and pounded.

M — Motivation (What turns them on? What gets them going?)

Showing him domestic bliss. If you cook him something in the middle of the day and bring it to him while he's busy working, kissing his cheek and praising him, his cock will stirr between his legs. If you ask him to zip up your dress, he'll plant scorching kisses to the curve where your neck meets your shoulder. If you notice he ripped the seams of one of his shirts and stitched it up for him... The little things that show how much you care about him seduce him instantly.

N — NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No impact play. None. He won't hit you, don't even ask him.

No choking either. His life has way too much violence in it already, he won't hurt the woman he loves too.

Degrading him will turn him off immediately, he might even leave the room altogether.

Once he's comfortable with going maskless around you in private, don't ask him to put it on. Even if you insist it's because it turns you on, he'll think you grew sick of his face.

O — Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He has no preference. If you show him how to 69, he's set for the rest of his life. Giving and receiving, at the same time? Sounds like a deal to him.

P — Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc)

This also depends on you quite often. Like I said, if you're feeling kittenish, he'll adapt to that. That doesn't mean Tommy won't have fun, he'll tease you with barely-there touches and shallow thrusts, or rubs of his frenulum over your clit until it swells with blood, but no actual penetration before you ask him nicely.

If you're feeling more, I don't know, tempting, he'll catch onto your mood, and provide. He knows his towering size arouses you, so he uses that against you, cornering and groping your body. Moving panties to the side and entering you in one swift push.

If he's mad, because collecting food was harder that day, or he couldn't see you at all, both of you too crowded with your tasks, he'll want to have you asap. There'll be little to no foreplay, just mindless fucking, massive hands leaving fingerprints all over. It's less love-making than it is a dog breeding its bitch.

Q — Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex. And if they happen, how often? Etc)

Just because they happen really often doesn't mean he likes them better than proper sex. He just doesn't have a lot of free time in his hands. He hates that, but quickies with him are not half bad, on the contrary, they're pretty damn good. Yeah, normally it's just a hard and fast fuck, but that doesn't mean it's any less fun.

R — Risk (Are they down to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc)

Not really? There are many things that weird him out, turn him off, or down-right disgust him. Like, why would you want someone to stroke your cock with their feet? Inserting things on your urethra? No, thank you. The only risk he takes is having sex unprotected.

S — Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

Godly, in both endurance and pace. He can go for three rounds before he needs to take a break, maybe four. And his refractory period is short, ten minutes max, so it's up to you to cut him off if you can't go anymore.

T — Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Due to the time period and location, this is just not plausible. So, no.

U — Unfair (How much do they like to tease?)

Thomas is a tease, he just doesn't realize it. You have trouble reaching something from a shelf? Don't you worry, he's there to help, pressing up against your back while at it. Is it too hot for his normal attire? You'll get to witness the wonder that is Tommy in a black t-shirt and jeans. Those beefy arms... out for you to see? Chile. Catching him bending over is a treat for you too, his ass is fan-fucking-tastic. Plus, a sweaty Tommy is a good sign (and a sight to behold), because it means you can weasel out of your chores and go down to the basement with the excuse of bringing him something cold to drink... and maybe snog your lover a little.

V — Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make?)

Not that loud, mainly grunts and sighs, maybe some whines and huffs here and there if it feels particularly good. He likes hearing your voice, but if you're too loud he'll worry about his family hearing you. Nobody wants that, you know?

W - Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character of your choice)

If you apply mild moisturizer to his face, he'll be eternally grateful. The skin around his eyes gets unbearably tight in the colder months, and so does his cheeks. Honestly, share your whole self-care routine with him. His overall hygiene will improve drastically, and that boosts his mood as well. A win-win situation.

X — X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Eight inches long, with the slightest curve upwards, thick. Thick enough to stretch you beyond repair, ruining your cunny for anyone but him. A shower, but that apron conceals it nicely. Because of his height and width, he may seem small... that's not the case.

Y — Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Before you came along, not that high. His masturbatory sessions were few and far between, and only when he was way too pent-up. His libido increases exponentially after you make an appearance. He doesn't need to rely on his hand to satisfy him anymore, he has you! What could be better that a warm and willing woman to get rid of his lust? The answer is simple: nothing. At all.

Z — ZZZ (How quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?)

Depends on how tired he is. His family depends on him a lot, he works from dawn till dusk, so maybe he just wants some horizontal tango and a well-deserved, undisturbed night of sleep. If the day wasn't particularly draining, he'll haul ass to the bathroom after regaining your breaths. If he's truly exhausted, it's a miracle he's up for some sweet lovin' in the first place, so the moment his head hits the pillow he's out like a light. You'll just need to place your head on his chest and, voilà, that's it for the day.

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NSFW Alphabet: Estarossa

A=Aftercare

Estarossa is very vulnerable and only engages in sexual Acts with his S/O. That said it takes a Long time for him to open up and trust his Partner. He´s very shy at first and goes straight to Sleep after sex, but over time he will relax more. He´s such a Sweetheart and loves you beyond everything so after he gets used to making love with you he will do everything in his power to get you everything you Need after sex, he´ll literally jump out of bed to get you water and Food, then he´ll carry you to the bathtub where he´ll clean you up. Afterwards he´ll carry you back to bed and cuddle you. He´s very touchstarved and affectionate so he´ll literally just cling onto you for dear life

B=Body part

He can´t decide what he likes most About your Body, he also doesn´t want to since he thinks you´re absolutely Beautiful, every part of you, how could he ever be able to choose? But he loves your eyes above all else since the look full of love you give only him makes him feel Special and make his heart jump. On himself he doesn´t like anything in particular, he has his insecure days but Overall he is very indifferent on his appearance. If he had to choose he´d say his arms because he loves Holding you in them

C=Cum

He doesn´t like seeing his cum on your Body because it embarrasses him, so he really prefers to cum inside you. On the other Hand he doesn´t have any Preference when it Comes to yours, he is rather fascinated by it if he´s honest. He loves seeing it, touching it, tasting it, so he loves being covered in your cum

D=Dirty secret

He´s very ashamed of it, but he´s just obsessed with your smell. So he will sniff you during sex, cuddling or just your wet panties. He Always gets aroused when smelling you

E=Experience

None at all. He was a virgin before Meeting you

F=Favorite position

He doesn´t like complicated positions, so he really likes the Basic ones. Much eye contact and physical contact over all is needed for him

G=Goofy

Estarossa could never goof off during sex. Sex for him is the ultimate proof of love, it´s very intimate so he could never laugh during it

H=Hair

His pubes are black and he trims them. He doesn´t like it when they get too long

I=Intimacy

As mentioned he is very romantic and intimate. Lots of kisses and touches, loves Holding you during sex

J=Jerk off

He doesn´t masturbate that much, he didn´t have any sex drive before he met you and even after you got together he doesn´t Need to jerk off. The only time he´ll do it if when it´s with you

K=Kinks

Very vanilla. Estarossa doesn´t Need any Fancy stuff to get going, your presence alone is enough. He´s more of a Sub though and a slight Masochist. Has a Thing for your cum and smell but that´s About it

L=Location

Won´t do it outside of the bedroom, he´s very classical and old-fashioned like that. He likes the intimacy of that and knows that nobody will disturb you

M=Motivation

He can´t really tell. Everything About you turns him on. Be it the way the light falls on your cleavage, be it the way you flutter your eyes. He likes it when you´re upfront About your wants, you taking Control Always gets him going

N=No

Anything that will hurt you. Be that physical or psychological

O=Oral

It took a while for him to get used to it. His dick is very sensitive and he´s embarrassed About Always cumming so fast when you blow him. That doesn´t mean he doesn´t like it, it´s just that it can be too much for him sometimes. On you he loves Nothing more than perform oral on you. He could spend Hours upon Hours between your legs. 

P=Pace

Soft and slow. He can go faster too, but only with the Right build up. He would never go hard and fast Right away. That said he isn´t that keen on too Rough sex

Q=Quickie

That´s also a Thing he´s not too keen on. He doesn´t seen the Point in having quick sex because he sees it as making love. 

R=Risk

Absolutely not. Like I said he´s very vanilla and Content with the way you´re having sex Right now so he doesn´t see the Point in trying something new. If you want to try something though he will be very open and supportive About it

S=Stamina

Very high, can go on as Long as you want him to. His Stamina and the amount of rounds and how Long they are are all up to you

T=Toys

Sex toys Kind of scare him. He Always fears that they will break inside of you or won´t work or something like that. So he will only use them if you insist

U=Unfair

Estarossa doesn´t like to tease you. It doesn´t fit into his understanding of making love. He doesn´t like to make you wait but on the other Hand he doesn´t mind being teased, not too much though.

V=Volume

He´s so loud and so embarrassed because of it. At first he covers his mouth with his Hands but over time he is more comfortable in expressing how he feels. He´s more gruff and grunts more than one might think, but the Closer he is to his orgasm the higher his moans get

W=Wildcard

He has so many wet dreams About you and every time he gets them he can´t help but wake you up and make love to you then and there. Overall loves having sex at night

X=X-Ray

Not overly large, doesn´t have much veins but is rather thick

Y=Yearning

Like mentioned before he didn´t have much of a sex drive before he met you, but after you got together his sex drive just keeps getting higher and higher. It´s like he´s experienceing the horny teenage days he never got the Chance of having with you

Z=Zzz

Depends. Sometimes he´ll be tired out and go to Sleep after taking care of you but other times he´ll Need time to get down from his high and just lie awake next to you with a huge smile on his face

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Dabi NSFW Alphabet

Hello lovelies! I decided that whilst Rose is working on a nice, fluffy imagine about shoto, I should go ahead do his brother (pun intended) !I am starting with a nsfw alphabet since I feel like they are easier for me to do. I also need to start to fill the masterlist up with something since it is currently VERY empty.

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GN Reader (mentions of getting you pregnant, though)

TW: sadomasochism, Ass-slapping, quirk play, bathroom fucking

all characters are over the age of 18

Dabi NSFW Alphabet: 🦋

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He doesn’t strike me as someone who would be THAT affectionate after sex. He seems like the type to just ask if you need a glass of water, get it for you then just fall asleep with you in his arms.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part of himself would be his hands. He loves to smack his s/o ass while slightly using his quirk so it leaves a very visible mark.

As for favorite body part of their partner, it would definitely be your mouth. He loves the little whines and moans that come from it as he pounds into you from behind. He also loves the way your lips wrap around his cock as you are on your knees for him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Doesn’t cum inside. Kinda has a branding kink and loves to see you covered in marks he has made on you, this also goes with when he cums. He loves to see it on your face, thighs, breasts, or body in general. However, if you whine and beg for him to cum inside, he will do it. No questions asked.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Wants to fuck you in front of the rest of the League of Villains. He wants to see shigaraki rubbing one out while he watches you two fuck. He doesn’t plan on doing it, though. He doesn’t want anyone else to see your fucked out face while he is balls-deep in you. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s had a few hookups here and there but, apart from that, has never been romantically interested in anyone. He, surprisingly, knows what he is doing, though. Mostly, due to the fact that he has done his research. This man is active in any BDSM forum/group he can find. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Any position in which he can burn your ass. He needs to have access to you ass or thighs so he can put his handprint on you.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Serious, for sure. He just kinda death glares you if you make a joke, as if to say “Really?”. If the timing is right and he has his hand on your ass, thighs, or throat, he will active his work and will make the temperature a little bit hotter or squeeze a little harder than usual to get you to shut up.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He trims it every week. He doesn’t try any weird designs or anything like that. I am a firm believer of the conspiracy theory that states that Dabi is Touya, so I will go out on a limb here and say his pubes are red. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Isn’t the romantic type. He will use you when you two fuck. No matter what. One year anniversary? He celebrates it by cumming inside you. Angry make up sex? Pulls your hair and smacks your ass. Almost goes to jail? Leaves hickeys all over your neck. fuck trying to be romantic.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn’t jerk it if you are there. He treats you like his own personal slut and will call you so he can use your throat instead of masturbating. After all, why would he use his hand when he has a whore that’s willing to do anything for their owner.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Marking. Hickeys and burns all the way. He wants everyone to know that you are his. Power play. Master? yes. Sir? yes. Anything that gives him all the power and lets him use you. Humiliation. He will humiliate the shit out of you. He will spit on you, slap you on the face, take pictures of your body after being used by him, all while he calls you a pathetic slut for enjoying it.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bar Bathrooms. You two would go and get slightly tipsy. Sneaking away to the bathroom with the loud music. It’s filthy and risky. Just how Dabi likes it.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He really likes it when you are submissive to him. It could be anything from you holding onto him when you get scared by a scary movie or a whine escaping from your lips while he gives you a massage. He would end up teasing you about it while he fuck you. “Fucking bitch. Trying to provoke and tease me? What a bad little girl. You need to be punished”

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

DDLG. He has a horrible bad relationship with his dad and isn’t really interested in acting like a father figure. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He likes receiving it. Although he loves grabbing your thighs, burning his mark into your body, as he goes down on you, but nothing beats fucking your throat as tears run down your pretty cheeks.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Rough, and doesn’t stop for anyone. Even if you are begging for him to stop because of the over-stimulation, he doesn’t stop.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Man, does Dabi love quickies. Whenever he goes somewhere with you, his first thought is “where can I fuck y/n?”. Once he figures it out, though, he will drag you there and fuck you, silently hoping everyone hears your pathetic pleas for his dick.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He will try anything you ask of him as long as he is still in charge and doesn’t compromise the rest of the League of Villains, so no public fucking. He doesn’t take risks when it comes to kids though. Always makes sure he either has a condom or you have had your birth control. None of that pull-out shit either.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

About 3 to 4 rounds. He wants to make sure you are completely fucked out and used before he stops. He needs to hear you beg for him to stop giving you so much pleasure before he even considers slowing down.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He has a pair of handcuffs for when he feels particularly sadistic or you have been misbehaving and getting on his nerves. Doesn’t take them off until he can see the marks of them on your wrists.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Such a fucking tease. He will groupe your ass in public and press his hard-on against you while there are people around. Will taunt you religiously, as well. “Come on, princess, you can’t take all of master’s cock...or can you? Guess you’ll have to show me.”

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He isn’t exactly loud. He doesn’t moan and groan. However, he teases you. saying things such as, “You’re such a whore drooling for master’s cock” and “Fucking slut. I bet you want the neighbors to hear how well you take dick.”

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

As he was getting you a coffee in the morning one day, he decided it would be fun to cum in it. So he did. He watched you drink it happily, unaware that you had consumed his semen. He didn’t even feel bad because that night, he made you swallow every drop.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Dude has big dick energy. Solid 7.5-8 inches. My guy is thick. He had to prep you for quite a bit of time before you were able to take his dick comfortably the first time. After the first couple of times he wiuldnt prep you.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

You two are fucking every other day. Like, he straight up has a schedule and will pass up on important events, such as birthdays, just so he can fuck you on the day he wants.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Around 15 minutes after laying down in bed. He won’t be able to sleep if you are not in bed with him, though. He needs you in his arms. After all, you are his slut.

-Gloss🦋