#Like how it’s just itto hehehe

[yestrday]

WAIT NO IMAGINE YAN ACADEMY AND READER DYEING THEIR HAIR TO MATCH !! LIKE GETTING RED STREAMS TO MATCH ITTO

hehehe i got a bit too silly with it. i like incorporating some good ol comedy in my yandere aus to remind people that they're still high schoolers and they're still stupid (also it gives a very heavy sense of conflict knowing that these goofy highschoolers have blood on their hands tehe)

you might like: yandere! genshin academy ft itto

"oh gosh he's gotten [y. name]."

you're a popular one within the academy, the charity case who has high grades but still a bit naive about how high society works. too naive, in fact, that when someone snidely insults you to your face you just ask them what do they mean with the most wide and trusting eyes. it only takes a monster to continue with the insult (and a fool to begin with with all the glaring eyes on him).

you're as easily influenced as you are naive, so everybody can't help but despair at the sight of you trotting down the halls sporting a red streak on your bangs. there's only one man who'd be pushy enough to get you one just to match with him.

everyone whips their head around to see arataki itto following closely behind you, a self-satisfied look on his face. they're not surprised. of course, the arataki itto would drag you into his shenanigans.

"were they bullied into it?" "you think anyone would bully them?" "but it's itto." "he's an idiot... and so are they."

when you enter your classroom, there's a circle of students who's immediately putting a barrier between you and the big man. they're not just your harem, but normal classmates who know that they can't afford losing their answer sheet to the wrong path. everyone starts questioning him, accusing him of somehow corrupting you. it's just a lock of hair dyed red, but they're already acting like you've been initiated into the arataki gang.

"if [y. name] starts skipping classes with you then who am i supposed copy off of at the next history quiz?!" one angry classmate jabs a finger into his chest. they wince.

itto puts his hands up, startled at the angry mob before him. "woah woah woah, guys it's just hair dye—"

"just?!" your classmate cries out, affronted. "do you know how much i need them to tutor me? i won't allow your gang to to take them away."

"well, they're not initiated yet—"

"yet?!"

"guys, guys, calm down." thankfully, thoma's kind voice helps abate the angry mob's fuming. he's fixing your hair, gently making sure to style it in a way that best shows off your red lock. "don't be too harsh on the big guy. as he said, it's just hair dye."

itto looks sparkly-eyed at thoma, touched at his coming to his defense. "thoma, my bro...!"

"that said." thoma's smile turns sharp. "if i hear another word about you initiating [y. name] into your gang, i'll tell ayato and it will be community service for you and the arataki gang, okay?" his green eyes are kind, but itto doesn't miss the heavy warning behind them. he gulps and quickly nods his head.

"yes, sir..."

meanwhile, you're checking yourself in your front camera, delightedly patting your hair down as you admire thoma's handiwork. hmm... this shade of red looks particularly good on you. should you dye your entire hair instead?

some halls down, diluc sneezes and kaeya gives him a look because the diluc never sneezes.

[chilumi-shipper]

i got some ideas for you mimi!!!

heizou/cyno/wrio/neuvi handcuffed and punished lambgirl for committed a crime (like stealing his heart lol)

tighnari/itto/gorou/with lambgirl while hes in his rut,extremely rough heat cycle

baizhu testing an aphrodisiac pill he just made on reader

lambgirl helping dainsleif to calm his khaenriah cursed down by letting him pounding into her<33

lyney fucks you while performing magic trick in the mystery hidden box 😭(might be the 2nd time i sent it bc i couldnt remember if i have sent it to u or not;w;)

OMG!!! All great ideas! I especially like Wriothesley, Tighnari, Itto, and Dain! I feel like I'll go along the lines of your suggestions for their parts, with some variations of course.

Lyney though.... Hooooo, definitely interesting and risque, I don't even know how to begin to write that hahahahah

Thank you so much for your ideas! I really appreciate them! Although.... the next Little Lamb may take a while to make heheh

Ohh, and you did send a previous message before this one but that's okiii!

[lovelynim]

Language!

Genshin Impact - Itto x Gorou

A/N: This is a little birthday gift I made for a very dear friend of mine, but I thought it wouldn't hurt to share it with you guys as well, heheh.

And, in case you're reading this, ms. valerie, I wish you a happy birthday!!

Love you, girlie, mwah!

Summary: Itto never heard Gorou swearing before, so maybe it's time to teach the general one or two new words...

Word count: 1781 words

Warnings: Swearing.

“You want me to what?” Gorou sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose as he tried to make some sense out of what he just heard. 

Itto smiled, still standing proudly in front of the general. “Say ‘fuck off’ and I’ll leave you alone. That’s easy, no?” The oni eagerly repeated himself, his eyes beaming with excitement while he waited for Gorou to say the word.

“I already told you to, yet you are still here.”

“No, you didn’t,” Itto chuckled matter-of-factly, clicking his lips while he wagged his index finger in front of Gorou’s face, “you said ‘get lost’.”

Gorou crossed his arms, running out of patience for Itto’s shenanigans. “Same thing.”

“Of course not, pup, you didn’t cuss,” Itto insisted, grinning as it seemed to piss Gorou off even more. Maybe, Itto thought, if he teased the general a little more, he would get him to actually swear. “That is, unless you want to have the great me by your side for a while longer,” Itto leaned forward to have his eyes at the same level as Gorou’s.

“I already told you I have work to do. I can’t waste time like th-”

“Then say it already, pup, you’re the one making things difficult,” Itto chuckled, making sure he wasn’t leaving any room for Gorou to sneak past him and get through the door behind him. “What’s so hard about it, anyway?”

“There is nothing hard about it, Itto,” Gorou muttered, trying to keep his focus on his ultimate goal - leave the bedroom - and not get distracted or baited by Itto’s doings. “Now get lost, please?”

Itto groaned loudly, straightening his posture and finishing the act with a dramatic facepalm. “How did it become even worse?! Ugh, why did you even say ‘please’, pup?!”

“T-to get you out of my way?! Why are you so obsessed with me saying bad words?” The general pouted, his tail curling behind his legs while he averted his gaze. Itto’s reactions were starting to get to him, but not in the way the oni expected - Gorou was starting to get embarrassed.

“Because you never do it!”

Gorou widened his eyes - not in disbelief or shock, but in confusion. The general tilted his head, arching an eyebrow. “What?”

“You never cuss!” Itto frowned, “You’re always getting all the perfect situations to tell someone to fuck off or to eat shit and you never do!”

Gorou’s jaw dropped slightly and, if Itto's explanation did anything, it was arousing more questions and got him even more confused. Gorou shook his head, refusing to give such absurdity the least credit.

“You’re kidding me, right?”

“Of course not! Even when it’s just the two of us! You always say ‘let’s make love’ and never ‘Itto, fu-”

“Enough!” Gorou rushed forward, quickly reaching for Itto’s mouth and covering it with his hands. If he was starting to get embarrassed before at the beginning of this conversion, he was totally flustered by now. “I-I get it, you can stop now…”

“Hmm,” Itto hummed, narrowing his eyes before wrapping his fingers around Gorou’s wrists, pulling his face away from the general’s hands. “Will you do it then? Can you say at least ‘fuck’? Just once? It can be a tiny one, an itsy bitsy tiny on-”

“Itto!” Gorou whined, fruitlessly trying to pull his arms back as Itto kept holding his wrists. “E-enough with that, let me go.” He insisted, trying to speak as firmly as possible, not breaking eye contact with his partner this time.

However, instead of complying with Gorou’s requests, all Itto did was to shake his head and sigh. “Guess I will have to do it another way, pup,” he mumbled, almost as if lamenting the fact that he had to come to this.

“What do you me-ahh!! I-Itto! Put me down!!” 

“No can do, pup,” Itto chuckled as he effortlessly swiped Gorou off his feet and took him over his shoulder, carrying him back inside his bedroom. “I mean, unless you-”

“I said ‘no’!” Gorou grunted, banging his fists against Itto’s back as he tried to break free. “L-let me go, you ruffian!”

“Damn it, pup, just call me ‘fucker’ or something like that…” Itto shook his head in disapproval before stopping walking. “Here we are,” he said with a grin on his face before gently pulling Gorou down, laying the general on top of his bed, “last chance, pup, are you sure you don’t want to do it?”

Gorou could only look up to his huge boyfriend, the fact that Itto was straddling his waist made him look even taller than he was. Gorou gulped, his hands clenching at the bedsheets. “...yes, I’m sure of it.”

“Got it,” Itto smirked, holding his hands out in front of his chest, wiggling his fingers just to give Gorou a hint of what was about to happen. When the general opened his mouth to protest, it was already too late. 

Itto was a strong man - a strong oni, for that matter. No one could deny the sheer amount of raw strength he had and Gorou already experienced it one too many times before in a lot of different situations. But Itto always made sure to never use his strength when it came to tickling his favorite dog general. Of course, keeping Gorou inside his grip was something else entirely, after all, it was just convenient to have his limbs pulled away and restrained with just one hand. But the hand doing the actual work would always be gentle. Awfully gentle.

“I-Itto- hgh!! S-stohohop it…” Gorou could already feel the corner of his lips threatening to curl up into an adorable smile. Itto was just tracing shapes against his bare sides and Gorou was already losing it. 

Gorou tried to reach for Itto’s hands, pry them off his sides, but those evil, sharp nails continued to gently stroke his sides, his tummy, his hips. One after the other, over and over. Gorou gritted his teeth, scrunching up his shoulders and pressing his eyes shut, anything to make it more bearable. “P-plehehease… Stop- agh, it!”

“Heh, what did you say, pup? I couldn’t quite hear it,” Itto said, his hands following Gorou’s stomach all around no matter how much he squirmed. The oni smirked, watching the general try to suck his stomach in whenever he circled his navel. “You should give up while I’m being nice.”

“I- hahh… Itto, p-plehease!” Gorou gasped, feeling the giggles stuck at the back of his throat. He curled his toes and kicked his feet, trying to shake Itto off his lap, but the oni was like an unmovable boulder sitting on top of him.

“So stubborn, pup, where did you even learn to act like that?” Itto clicked his lips, stopping the tickling to quickly reach for Gorou’s hands. “Time for phase 2, then.”

“W-wait, no!” Gorou widened his eyes, shaking his head left and right as Itto pushed his hands up, pinning his wrists above his head. “Itto, that’s not fahahair- ahaha, nohoh!!”

“Come ooon, you’re making me do this!” Itto teased, managing to wiggle his fingers against both Gorou’s underarm and rib at the same time. Despite the few bits of armor around his chest, Gorou’s choice of fashion didn’t do much to protect those spots from Itto. Maybe it was time to reconsider his outfit…

“AhahAHa, I-Itto! Enohohough!! EHehe!” With giggles pouring from his lips one after the other, Gorou continued to plead, threaten and argue with his partner, hoping that any of those attempts would actually get him free.

Yet, if there was someone more stubborn than Gorou, that someone was Itto. “Nah, not feeling like it, pup,” Itto beamed, listening to his general’s bright laughter as he tickled that outstretched underarm. “But I have to admit I underestimated you… you’re harder to crack than I expected.”

“T-then-” Gorou wheezed when Itto finally lifted his hand, giving him a short break, “l-let go, Itto…”

Itto felt an arrow pierce his heart when Gorou looked up to him. Cute, gentle and pleading eyes stared right at him, making him feel like the most evil oni in all Teyvat for messing with Gorou like that.

No, Itto! He told himself inside his mind, shaking his head, focus! He needed to do something to avoid looking at Gorou’s face and-

Oh.

“Itto, I really need to go and- h-huh? Wait, what are yo- AGH! N-nohoh!!”

The general arched his back, planting his heels against the mattress when Itto gently pinched the tip of his ear with his free hand. As if that alone was not enough to send the most delicious awful shivers down Gorou’s spine, Itto started to gently blow air against the inside of Gorou’s ear.

“Itto, staha- hnngh!! T-thahat’s aahahawful!” Gorou protested, trying to move his head away as much as he could, but all to no avail. His face contorted in a funny way, the air stream of air giving him a weird, fuzzy feeling. It felt good, but also pretty tickly for something like that.

But Gorou couldn’t give it much thought. Before he could think of something, Itto blew against his ear again, again and again. The sensation was messing up with Gorou’s thoughts, even making him panic a little.

That damned oni…

“O-okahahy! AhAHa, Itto- ugh, f-fucking stop!” Gorou hissed through choked giggles and, just like magic, Itto stopped.

Taking a second to open his eyes, Gorou was met with the oni’s proud gaze upon him - as if he achieved something great. “You did, pup!! See? I told you, you can cuss!”

The general could feel a strong heat spreading over his face, tainting his cheeks with a bright shade of red. “T-that’s- that’s ridiculous!” Gorou grunted, pushing Itto’s hands away from him as soon as the oni released his own. “I-”

“Heheh, you said a bad word,” Itto teased, poking his stomach, “you said ‘fuck’, you said ‘fuck’ ~” He sing-songed, beaming as a kid.

“W-whatever, get off now. I need to go work,” Gorou rolled his eyes, cringing at the idea that he actually said something like that. So improper, so uneducated…

As Itto slid off his lap, Gorou could finally head out the bedroom. On his way out, all he could think was what kind of excuse he would give to justify his delay. He couldn’t possibly say that Itto was keeping him from work because he wanted to hear him swearing, could he?

“Hey, pup,” Itto’s voice broke in from behind. Gorou turned, noticing how the oni was watching him leave, “you’re fucking awesome, heh.”

Gorou rolled his eyes. How could he have fallen for such an insufferable man?

“Sigh, you too, Itto.”

[musings-ofthe-unamused]

Comfort (Genshin Impact)

Characters: Diluc, Itto, Tighnari, Zhongli

Warnings: None

Diluc:

We all know Diluc has a giant soft side that he shows with a cool face and even tone

When you’re having trouble, whether it’s stress, anxiety, or having a fight with someone, he will dole out comfort in the way he knows best

His voice is gentle, his eyes stay on you, and he will check in on you to make sure you’re ok

“I just…I don’t know what to do! I’m already so stressed, and they keep piling more and more onto me!”

Diluc hummed, sliding in the seat next to you. He set a glass in front of you. You took it and chugged it down. After you did, you slammed the cup down and sighed.

“Grape juice? I think I would prefer alcohol in this situation.”

“Don’t rely on that to make you feel better. You can rely on me instead.”

Diluc’s arm wrapped around your shoulder and you leaned your head on his shoulder. He was warm and his hand massaged your skin. 

Itto:

Itto is the type to try and distract you as much as possible

You’ll play games, hang out with the gang, and Itto will even get himself in trouble just to see you smile

Physical affection is also a go to. If you’re ok with it’ll, he’ll cling onto you and won’t let go until every ounce of bad emotions are gone from your body

You squinted as Itto placed down a card, a confident smirk on his face. You tried not to laugh as you placed down your own cards, effectively defeating him in one blow. TCG was a recent hobby of Itto’s that he had gotten you into. Too bad that he seemed to suck.

“I win!” You cheered, raising your arms in the air.

Itto groaned. “Damn it! How are you so good at this?”

“Hehehe,” You straightened your back, a proud smile on your face. “I’m just a natural.”

“Teach me, Master.”

Itto crawled over to you and clung to you. You giggled and tried pushing him away. Instead of letting you go, he dragged you down and wrapped his arms around you. His grip was iron tight as you struggled to break free.

“Let me go!” You laughed.

“Nope!”

“Why??”

“Are you feelin better? He murmured into your ear.

“Yes. Now will you let me go?”

Tighnari:

can you tell I’m obsessed with him Tighnari is the type to give you well meaning advice 

His tone is always positive and there’s something about the way he talks that easily calms you down

Tighnari will talk the problem out with you. Once it’s all done he’ll say something along the lines of

“There you go! You didn’t need me at all.”

Tears streamed down your face as you sniffled, turning away from Tighnari. It was embarrassing to me seen like this. When you first came to him, you just wanted some advice, but somehow found yourself breaking out crying.

“I’m sorry,” You sniveled. “I didn’t mean to cry.”

He used this thumb to gently wipe away the tears. “It’s alright. Are you feeling ok?”

You shook your head and held back the urge to cry harder.

“That’s alright. Let’s take a deep breath. With me now.”

Tighnari grabbed your hands as the two of you slowly breathed together. Your breaths were shaky, but eventually, the tears came to a stop. He gave you a soft smile.

Zhongli:

Zhongli, my beloved, has two ways to comfort you

The first is being introspective. It can get overwhelming, but he means well

The second way is inviting you over for some tea. He’ll tell you some stories and by the time he’s done, you’ve completely forgotten what you were upset about

You set your now empty cup down on the table and leaned back on the couch, humming happily. Zhongli sat next to you, his cup still full and steaming.

“Did you enjoy the tea?”

You nodded. “It was delicious. Thank you.”

“I’m glad,” He cleared his throat. “Tea is good for relaxation and emptying natural stressor from the body. There was a tale that I recall, about the discovery of the effects of tea.”

As Zhongli dived into the story, you felt your eyes growing heavy. You didn’t find the story boring. But the mixture of the warm tea, the softness of the couch, and the deep tones of his voice, you found yourself falling asleep. Zhongli didn’t mind. His voice got softer and softer until you were finally asleep. He picked you up, holding you securely. It had seemed like you hadn’t had a good night’s sleep in ages, so he chose a tea specifically for insomnia. It was what you needed.

“Sleep well.”

[nogenderbee]

May I request Kaeya, Childe, Diluc, and Itto walking in on their s/o fawning over them and saying she wishes to marry them one day?

Of course! Honestly it's just a super cute idea and I may had a little bit too much fun with it~ But either way, I hope you will enjoy it <3

Kaeya, Childe, Diluc, Itto with reader fawning over them

TagList: @bleachtheidiot - come get your people~

⊱ and here everyone would know that Kaeya is the cheesy one~ I mean... he still is but now you're the one fawning over him

⊱ first couple of times you say it, you catch him off guard and actually get a small blush from him

⊱ although he's quick to cover his blush with some cheeky comment on that, it's of course worth it all

"Oh my~ It's seems that you can't get enough of me today~ Well no need to worry because now, you surely got all my attention!"

⊱ he really thought it was only one time situation and that it actually will never repeat ever again but oh boy... how wrong was he!

⊱ your fawning over him only got stronger as the time passed but he also started to get used to it

⊱ if you do it in public, he'll act all smug and you can see that it's a big ego boost for him, and he'll always make sweet little comment about how much you love him and all right in front of people

⊱ if you to it in private tho, he'll quickly turn his attention on you and proceed to hug you tightly and spoil you with as many hugs and kisses as he can offer to you at the moment

⊱ if he has something to do, he'll simply get you on his lap while finishing his work and also giving you some deserved affection

"Now there, I'm a little bust but I'm sure we can make it work either way!"

⊱ you could expect anything from Childe to be honest... but with right choice of words, surely you can make him flustered

⊱ first few times you compliment him, he got catched a little off guard and his face turned into light shade of red while he tried his best to not stutter while speaking

"Huh?! Ah well... t-thank you! Well don't worry because I plan on staying with you my whole life!"

⊱ but to be honest, even if that compliment turned him into a mess, he still loved it and it boosted his ego

⊱ when you do it more and more often, he quickly gets used to it and now his reaction on them is just simple kiss and some 'thank you's

⊱ but there is one small difference in his reaction depending on if you tell him that in public or in private

⊱ if you tell him that in public, he'll be more flustered but still will respond with kiss, just more gentle

⊱ if you're in private tho, be ready for him to trap you in his arms and shower your whole face with kisses and maybe even tease you a bit

"Hehehe! Thanks, darling~ I'm really the only men you can think of, aren't I? Well... it goes both ways~"

⊱ you might think that Diluc would get flustered so easily and as you're not fully wrong, it's not easy to see through him

⊱ so when you tell him your compliment for the first time, he only smiles gently and depending if you're in public or in private, he may hide his face under his hand

⊱ truth is, a slight, basically not seenable blush appears on his face but he doesn't have a slight problem in speaking without stuttering or mixing up words

"Thank you, love. I wish to spend me future with you as well. Actually, I even thought of it not long time ago. Would you like to discuss everything together right now?"

⊱ when it continues, he surprisingly doesn't get used to it but it gets him more and more with every time

⊱ if you do that in public, he'll blush and stutter way more than he would in public, so it's easy to say that he ends his conversations as quick as he can when those words leave your mouth

⊱ in private tho, he still gets all blushing and stutters a lot but this time you have big chances to see bottom Diluc as little spoon and all

"Ah... those words seem to always get me... tell me, how do you even do it, my love?"

⊱ you really expected Itto to act all confident so you quickly decided that you have to make your words even flirtier if you want to get him flustered

⊱ but it turns out that you don't even have to try this much and his reaction still will be as flustered as he could be

⊱ even tho he act all smug about it, it's easy to see his blushing face and hear his stuttering

"O-Of course you love THE Arataki Itto! Who w-wouldn't want to spend their whole life with me?!"

⊱ when you start doing it more often, he slowly gets used to it and takes it easier but it still always makes him flustered

⊱ if you do it in public, he'll turn into blushing mess and will just laugh in nervousness and will try his best to come off cool but well... he kinda fails at it...

⊱ it just seems that your words have so much influence on him that he can't hide his true feelings no matter how hard he tries

⊱ if you tell him all that only in private tho, you can be sure he'll give you a big teddy bear hug both: because he wants to and because he doesn't want you to see how red his face is

"Oh, c'mon just let's hug for a while! What? Me?! Nooo! Of course I'm not doing it to hide my blush! Hahaha! Ha... Well... maybe I do-"

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[glitch-karma]

hello! can i request the headcanons of bsd boys (ADA, port mafia, guild, DOA, and hunting dogs) playing genshin impact? i wanna know what is their fav characters/elemental/region hehehe~ thanks in advance!

I LOVED writing this one

Dazai

I can see him liking Pryo characters the most

Someone who plays for fighting and building, not for lore and quests

HIS TEAM IS SO CRACKED LIKE BRO GO OUTSIDE???

I can see him maining Klee/Diluc

Definitely, the type to brag all the time

Joins people's worlds to steal stuff then leave like an asshole

I can see his main team being Diluc, Xiao, Ganyu and Xingqiu

When playing with ANYONE he'll pull out Klee and burn the grass to annoy tf out of them

Kunikida

No.

Played it maybe once cause Dazai forced him

Did not understand the point in it

Ended up uninstalling it literally an hour later

Ranpo

Has been playing it even before Dazai

Has almost every character (and ALL of them are built)

Mains Heizou for Obvious reasons

Likes swirling electro the most

Likes to humble brag but in a mean way

"Yeah I mean, I only play it on occasion I guess I'm just good!"

He's lying

In reality, he spends way too much of his and Fukuzawas money

Definitely still not so patiently waiting for Dansleif to be playable

Atsushi

Dazai got him into the game

He plays it mostly for the story quests so his characters aren't very built

LOVES Anemo and Dendro

He was so excited when Baizhu was announced

He cried really hard when he did the Chasam quest

Mains Kazuha

He LOVES Collei so much

When he first started the game he was confused why Barbra wasn't doing any damage

Cyno reminds him of Akutagawa

Yosano

Got into it from random ads

Mains Beidou and Yelan

Has been pulling for Shenhe for so long but still doesn't have her

LOVES Inazuma

Fav vision is definitely Electro

She has played through all of Shonens quests

Poe

Ranpo forced him to play and he likes it

Ranpo helps him with domains and farming

Enjoys the lore and how it's written, specifically Khaenri'ah lore

Is also waiting for Dansleif to be playable

He's an Albedo main

Relates a lil too hard to Sucrose and Xingqiu

Chuuya

Played to try to surpass Dazai

He wants to out-damage Dazai so bad but..

Poor baby doesn't know how to build correctly.

like he gave a physical build to Yanfei

Chuuya LOVES Cryo

He definitely at one point was a Kaeya main

He freaked out the first time he did 2k damage

Joins Dazai's world and says "You suck" Then leaves

Akutagawa

Only plays it because Dazai plays it

Has tried to get good characters to earn Dazai's approval but he ALWAYS loses his 50/50's

Gets on calls with Dazai to try to show how good he is

"...Why did you put blizzard strayer on Diluc." "..."

Trys to get every character Dazai has

Honestly, he doesn't know what he's doing

Fyodor

Bought an acc from someone with insane stats

Bullys kids on the internet with it

Nikolai

He plays unironically (Unlike Fyodor)

Definitely does that ritual of throwing characters off cliffs before wishing

DEF a Hutao main

Has Fydor to actually play but always fails

That trend where you change the models of your characters? He's ALL about that

Changed Klee into a cursed model of a duck

Sigma

Mains Layla because he loves her

It's his comfort game after a long day at the casino

He plays for the lore and character design

Ango

He doesn't really have time for games

Jouno

Genshin, unfortunately, doesn't have accessible playing for him

I don't think he'd play either way but oh well

Tetchō

He saw a picture of Itto and Immediately installed it

Doesn't understand the cooking function

Is also confused about the look of the food

After meeting the Adepti he actually tried eating flowers

Jouno stopped him

Likes Xiao cause of the sticker of him eating snow

Tachihara

Thinks it's a stupid anime game

[keru0]

Stolen Snacks

Hopefully you guys like the first fic I’ve written in months! Its a Modern!AU where Itto is a school teacher and Gorou likes playing D&D with his friends.

Fandom: Genshin Impact

Ships/Pairings: Lee!Gorou, Ler!Itto (romantic)

Contains: Talks of eating behavior, SFW, Fluff

Word Count: 2075

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Gorou was hungry.

Very hungry. 

He has spent almost the entire day with Kokomi, helping her design her new D&D campaign that she was making for their friend group of the Kamisatos, Thoma, Kujou Sara, and Yoimiya. However, in helping her make the campaign…he may have forgotten to eat, which he realized by a pointed grumble of his stomach as soon as he opened the door to his apartment, shared with his boyfriend, Itto.

Grumble

“Oh…” Gorou said aloud at the realization of his self-neglect. With it only being around 3 in the afternoon, he didn't want to eat a whole meal, knowing that he and Itto would enjoy dinner together later. Toeing off his shoes and putting his jacket on the coat rack, he walked to the kitchen and, opening every cabinet imaginable and finding nothing, he thought to himself, ‘There has to be something…’ 

Gorou always tried to make it a habit to have something available to eat in the apartment, but sometimes both he and Itto just got too busy, and their grocery shopping, or lack-thereof, caught up with them. 

His stomach growled again when, from the corner of his eye, he spotted Itto’s snack cakes, sitting on top of the refrigerator.

Walking towards the box of sweet treats, Gorou’s tail wagged and his ears flicked happily until they both stopped as soon as he looked inside the box, seeing that there was only one left. “...I’m sure he wouldn't mind…right?” He thought out loud. “Nah, he would let me have it…”

And with that thought, Gorou reached into the box, grabbed the plastic-wrapped package of cakes, threw out the box in the recycling, not the trash, and walked over to the couch to unwrap and enjoy his first meal food of the day.

*   *   *

At 3:30 p.m., Itto came walking through the door, carefully hanging his jacket on the coat rack and slipping out of his dress shoes, he walked over to the couch where Gorou sat. Seeing his boyfriend, Gorou’s tail started immediately wagging, and he asked, “How was work, Itto?” his head tilting to the side with a smile on his face.

“Ah, it was fine. We had a field trip to the local Inazuman museum and I had to try and keep all of the kids together.” With a frown, he softly whispered, “I almost lost one of them…” Itto was a teacher. He decided, ‘Well, I love being around kids so much and making them happy, that’s gotta be the job for me!’ not realizing that having a classroom of upwards of 30 kids is like trying to tame 30 cats. They do what they want and only listen when they know you’re watching.

Hearing about his missing-child scare, Gorou could only laugh in response, thinking about how funny it would have been watching his precious boyfriend scramble around a museum to try and find a 10 year old. 

“Pfft…hahahaha!”

“W-what?! It wasnt funny, Gorou! A kid could have gone missing!”

“Hehehe..r-right…” Gorou tried to hold in his laughter. “Ahand where were they…?”

Itto pouted and looked away. “In the group…I miss-counted…”

At that, Gorou just couldn't hold in his laughter. “Ahahaha! Y-you cohouldn’t count 30 kids! How did you even gehet your degrehehe~!” Gorou teased, now doubling over on the couch in laughter.

Itto pouted and blushed in embarrassment at the comment. “W-whatever! They were all moving around! I’d like to see you try and count 30 moving objects!”

With his laughing fit settling down, Gorou decided that maybe he should apologize just a little. “I’m sorry, babe, I know you can count, I’m just teasing~”

With his blush going away, Itto turned around and headed for the kitchen, wanting to get a snack before their dinner date in a few hours. “Yeah yeah, whatever. I need a snack. I managed to make a reservation as Uyuu restaurant by the way~ I know you love their cak-” 

Itto cut his words short at the discovery of his missing snack cakes. ‘I left them here…’ he thought, looking on top of the fridge. “Gorou…did you eat my last snack cake?” He yelled to Gorou in the living room.

Hearing his words, Gorou’s hairs stood up and he froze in place. Not wanting to get caught, he replied, shouting to his boyfriend. “N-no…you must have eaten it!” Right after he said this, a glimmer caught his eye on the coffee table. ‘The wrapper!’ he thought to himself. Gorou went to quickly swipe the wrapper away so that Itto wouldn’t notice, but his luck was caught short, as Itto walked in as soon as he grabbed it. 

Looking up at his boyfriend, he shyly smiled. “Ehe…h-hi Itto…”

“Hi pup…” Itto replied, smirking to himself. “Watchu got there~?”

“N-nothing…” Gorou replied, a nervous smile still on his face. “Did you decide to hold out until dinner…?” He asked, noting that no snacks had made their way into his boyfriend's clutches.

“Yeah, I can eat more at the restaurant…wanna open your hand, puppy~?” Itto questioned, walking closer to where Gorou sat, cornering him on the sofa.

“N-not really…” Gorou replied, his smile straining as Itto cornered him.

“Well I wanna see!” Itto said as he lunged for Gorou. Gorou squeaked has he rolled onto his stomach, hiding his hand beneath him.

“Oh I don’t think so, puppy~” Itto teased as he straddled Gorou’s hips as ehe hid his hands from him. “Show me!”

“N-noho!” Gorou squeaked, giddiness overtaking him.

“Oh~?” Itto smirked, leaning over his boyfriend to whisper into his ear. “Well I think I can make you show me, pup~” He teased has he softly blew against his dog-boyfriend’s ear while also sliding one of his nails up his side. 

Gorou’s eyes widened before they quickly closed shut as he squeaked and squirmed at the ticklish feelings, a smile growing on his face. “N-nohoho!”

“Yehehes~!” Itto teased, giggling softly as he traced Gorou’s soft sides with his fingernails, slowly dragging them over his shirt up to his ribs and back down. “Come on, pup~ All you gotta do is show me what's in those paws of yours~!” He punctuated his statement with a soft nibble to Gorou’s ear, his ear trying to twitch away.

“Nohohoho! Nohohohot the ehehears! Ihihihitto!” His giggling quickly became laughter as Itto added in “nom-nom” sound effects to his nibbling. He would never admit it, but his tail was also wagging back and forth at the speed of light.

“Ohohohokay! Ohohohokay I’ll show yohohou! Stahahahap!”

Itto quickly stopped his ticklish attack on his boyfriend and leaned back, letting Gorou roll over onto his back as he shamefully looked away and slowly opened his hand. There, staring back at Itto, is what remained of his last snack cake. “Hah! You did eat it!”

“Y-yes, but- W-wait! Nohoho!” Gorou tried to explain himself but was cut short when Itto quickly resumed his tickling.

“I think you deserved to be punished for that, pup. Don’t ya think~?” Itto teased as he quickly began scribbling over Gorou’s tummy with all 10 of his nails. “Tickle tickle tickle~ Who’s a ticklish pup~”

“Ihihitto! C’mohohohon! Knohohock it ohohoff!” Gorou’s laughter doubled as Itto’s sharpened nails found their way under his shirt and to his soft belly, where they quickly discovered his navel, his pointer finger quickly dipping into it and scribbling around the soft skin.

“NOHoHOhO! IHiHIhItTO! LeHEhEhET eE EXpLAHaHahAIn!” Gorou laughed, his face scrunched up as tears of mirth threatened to fall.

Itto smirked and slowed his nails down to a slow and light scratching as he waited for his boyfriend’s explanation. “Okay, go on.”

“Ihi hadn’t eheaten all dahahy, soho when I gohot back thahats the fihihirst thing I fohound and I ahate it! Ihi didn’t thihink you’d be upsehet!”

Itto frowned as his tickling came to a halt. “What? You think I’m mad? I was just teasing you pup.” He scrithced his nails along Gorou’s soft sides, eliciting soft giggles. “But I can ignore that part for now. You hadn’t eaten all day?! Gorou it was 3 p.m. when you texted me that you were home!”

“I’m sorry! Time had just gotten away from me! I was so focused on helping Kokomi with her new campaign that the time just flew by…” 

“Gorou, you know as well as I do that Kokomi neglects her own health too, and that Sara has to basically spoon feed her so she doesn’t starve.” Itto frowned at Gorou, whose ears were folded back in shame. Noticing, Itto quickly went to comfort him. “Hey, its alright. But you need to start taking better care of yourself, baby.” Suddenly, a thought occurred to him, a smirk growing on his face. “Actually, I think I need to teach you to take better care of yourself~” He said as he slid his hands higher into Gorou’s shirt and started poking at his ribs.

“N-noho! Nohohot agahahain!” Gorou laughed, his head thrown back as he laughed freely.

“Mhm. I need to teach you a very important lesson in self-care.” Itto smiled, as he dragged his nails over his boyfriend’s ribs, fluttered them down his sides, and scribbled over his tummy.

“NAHAHAHAHA IHIHIHTTO! STAHAHAHAP YOHOU STUPID OHOHONI!” Gorou laughed as his hands locked around Itto’s arms, not doing anything to stop him as his tail happily wagged back and forth between his legs, brushing up against Itto’s back.

“Nah, I don’t think I will~” Itto teased when he suddenly felt the feeling of a tail brushing against his back. “Ohoho? You enjoying thihis, pup~? Thahat kinda tickles, buhut not as much ahas this~” Itto quickly raised Gorou’s shirt with one hand as he leaned down and began nibbling against the soft skin of his boyfriend’s tummy and sides, making sure to add in those “nom-nom” sound effects for extra effect. “Nom nom nom nom. Your laugh is so cute, Gorou~” He teased.

“NAHAHAHA CMOHOHON! PLEHEHEHEASE NOHOT THAHAHAT! BAHAHABE!” Gorou shreiked as his boyfriend nibbled his sensitive middle, the maddening sensations causing him to go ballistic. His reactions were made worse, however, when Itto decided to release some powerful raspberries on his belly.

Gorou bucked his hips as the burst of air passed through Itto’s lips and onto his stomach, the man yelling out in surprise. “NAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH IHIHIHI- STAHAHAHA- NOHOHOHOHO!” Gorou’s eyes pressed closed as ticklish tears started to travel down his cheeks.

“Just one more thing, puppy~” Itto smiled as he grabbed Gorou’s hips and started massaging his thumbs into the sensitive skin as he positioned his mouth right over his belly button and let loose, blowing raspberry after raspberry onto the ticklish spot. Gorou’s laughter turned silent as more tears streamed down his cheeks and his tail swished back and forth quickly, his hips bucking as the maddeningly ticklish sensations overtook his brain. For Gorou, it seemed like an eternity, but Itto really only did it for a few seconds, and as soon as it started, it stopped. Gorou was left a panting mess, a bright red blush covering his face as he brought his arms up to wipe his tears, cover his face, and groan.

“Sorry…” Itto said. “I didn’t do too much, did I?” HE smiled nervously has he laid down on top of Gorou and carded his fingers through his hair, gently scratching at his ears.

Gorou’s tail wagged and his ears twitched as Itto’s nails gently scratched his ears and scalp, left-over giggles falling out as he spoke. “N-nohoho. Ihihim fihine.” He said, circling his arms around his boyfriend in a hug so they could cuddle.

Itto happily kissed his cheek. “Good. But we really need to talk about you not eating, Gorou. I don’t want you to stop looking after yourself, baby.” He said, worried.

“I-I know… I’ll try to not let it happen as often. I’m sorry.” Gorou closed his eyes, relaxing into his boyfriend’s touches.

“Good. It’s fine, Gorou. You can eat all of the strawberry cake you want when we go to Uyuu Restaurant.” Itto closed his eyes and rested his head on Gorou’s shoulder, nuzzling into his neck.

“Thanks, Itto.”

“Of course, pup.”

“...”

“...”

“...Itto you’re really heavy. Can we switch?”

“But I’m comfy.”

”Fine.”

With contented sighs, the two fell asleep, waking up a few hours later and just narrowly avoiding missing their planned dinner-date.

ADKGFADJADSKFJ this took me 2 hours to plan and write but I LOVE IT! I think it turned out great! Let me know what yall think!

[celestemona]

Idk if I'm projecting or imagining myself onto Itto's relationship with his wife but LIKE I always imagined his wife to be a part of the Healthcare system (like a doctor or something, i say as an aspiring premed student lol but also I REALLY LIKE THE IDEA OF SOMEONE TAKING CARE OF ANOTHER even if at first they dont want to but they still love each other) and she's just so DONE with her husband and his gang getting into trouble and showing up with new bruises and scars.

Like after they get out of jail (AGAIN, with her help and Kuki) she immediately does a quick exam on him and goes like, "YOU IDIOT! YOUR FUCKING BONES ARE BROKEN! YOU BROKE YOUR CARPALS (wrist bones) AND YOUR ULNA AND RADIUS (your arm bones). YOURE LUCKY THIS TIME YOU DIDNT GET A CONCUSSION OR RIPPED ANY PART OF YOUR BODY LIKE LAST TIME!"

And he's like, ohoho at least there's a new broken bone in my body that you can examine, Mrs doctor"

And she's like, "THIS ISNT A BINGO CARD WHERE YOUR GOAL IS TO BREAK ALL 206 BONES!" (Note that mama reader wouldn't yell at anyone EXCEPT for people who don't listen to her doctor's orders like her dearly beloa— beloved husband.)

And she's just scolding him and his gang all the way home but the moment they get home she's like, "I'm sorry for screaming at your face but you should very careful next time with your body, dear. You worried the living hell out of me but at the same time I'm used to this but DO NOT WORRY ME LIKE THIS AGAIN. I swear youre makinh me age more years than the time I had to take my exams."

Holy moly! Is that a Mama!Gil I'm seeing? Hehehe

This makes so much sense that if it wasn't funny it'd be sad lol Itto & his gang mates definitely need someone other than Shinobu to keep an eye on them, and it's so funny how Mama!Reader fit into their group easily like the missing piece of a puzzle.

Still, good luck to her because it's so Itto to put himself in harm's way of his own free will knowing that he now has his own personal doctor—his amazing wife above all—to mend his limbs back together. Yeah… He's definitely bingoing how many bones out of his 206 he had broken already mwahh

Anyway girl, deal with it! Your husband, your problems lmao

[merakiui]

You play Star Rail? What are your thoughts so far? Ngl I'm playing it because of the men. They're just....AGHHH 😍.

I've been complaining about how genshin men are super lame and lack personality and are built like sticks so when I saw how beefy and sexy and strong looking HSR's men look, I completely dipped lol.

My favorite so far are Welt and Jing Yuan. I always wanted a sexy and fashionable GILF and a hot general.

I do!! So far I'm really enjoying it! The plot is interesting and I love the sci-fi elements. And the character designs are very pretty!!!! BUT THE MEN!!!!!! Omg when I saw how big some of them were... they are built like how Itto was meant to be built. T_T I audibly gasped when I met Sampo in the storyline (and happily cheered when I recently pulled him hehehe >:D). I was not expecting him to look so big and strong AAAAAAAAAAA (���∀＼*)

As for favorites, you have good taste, anon!!!! Welt and Jing Yuan are very *chef kiss* hehe!!! You can never go wrong with sexy gilf and attractive general. <3 I really like Gepard, Sampo, Dan Heng, Caelus, March 7th, and Bronya!!!! I'm also interested in Kafka's character. She seems so fun and her ultimate!!!!!! AAAA it's so cool... orz

[risustravelogue]

I see.

I am sure Itto would love everything about you, and he would see your heart out of gold. He would fall for your heart, not your appearance (although that surely is a bonus for him).

Since a day, hm?

How about you ask him if you two could do something together? Like take a walk and let him ramble about his interests, such as Onikabutos.

Before you two go into a relationship, you two should get closer to each other and know more about each other.

W̷͙̺̤̕͘ọ̷̣͚͌u̵̱̲͕͌l̷̥͑̊d̴̗͂̕͝ ̷̭́͐̽b̷̩̣̔e̴̡̲̤̓͘ ̵̦̬̕a̶̢͇͋́ ̸̙̗́͐̚s̵̠̟͋h̵̤̔a̴͔̰͂m̵̜͖̃̆́e̵͇̾ ̵̧͂̈̄i̶̝͐̋̈́f̵̰͒̄ ̴̮͐ÿ̷̡̓͂ò̶̜̦͖̍͝u̴̠͑ ̶̞̓̎w̷̘̼̦̄ȯ̵̱u̷̥͔͕̽l̸̳͘d̸͓̤̎̅̚ ̴̘̍̉̊ḑ̸̛̣̽͘ͅẻ̵̢̱͆̒c̵͉͊i̶̚ͅd̵̗̂̏e̵͎͆͝ ̴̒͐͗͜f̵̗̟̋͂̕o̴͇͐̕ͅr̸͎̬̲̂͆ ̵͖̱̻̋t̶̫͊̀͗h̸̰̫͒é̴̘̈́͐ ̸̹͓̌w̷̙͆͝͝r̵̖͛͛õ̷̭̣͝n̶̢͑͛g̴̡̻̃̓̓ͅ ̵̛͍̑m̴̘̱̓̄a̸͙͋͘ǹ̶̡͇,̶̻͝ ̵̮̇̃͒j̵̡͎̀̀̂u̴͓̽͑̓s̵̡̒̔t̸̡̼͇͋̓ ̶͈̳͋͆̇b̸̠͆͋͜ḛ̵̆c̸̬̜̘̒̎ȃ̵̜͔̩̀̅u̶̲̒̈́͜s̷̬̘̋́͝e̸͈̬̋́͘ͅ ̶̥͇̎̈́̓y̶̟̑̕ͅo̷͉͊́͝ų̷͖̾̀͐ ̵̢͔̄d̵͍̻̈́̀͘i̶̼̗̹̅d̶͔̭̮̈́̚ǹ̷͎̺̚'̴̖̀̔̈t̸̩̝̘͂̌ ̴̧̳̾̽k̷̭̎͊n̴̲̔͆̏ō̵̧̘͎͒͒ẉ̶́̀ ̶̹̩̂̓h̷͍͕̭́͆͋ḯ̷͜m̶̝͈̏͌̍ ̶̹̪̓͆w̴̺̱̎̈́e̶̡̅̎͝ļ̷̩̖͊̎̉l̸̮̪̏ ̶̧̝̌̔ȩ̸̍̅̿n̵̤͊͒̽o̶̪͇̩̿͘u̸͙̬͗͑͝g̴̞̽̐ḩ̸̳͊̎̒,̴̱̗̉͌̓ ̵̘̣̟̀͛n̸̹̆̀o̴͓͚̥͒?̸̲̗̓͂

So, just in case - do that. If you want, that is.

Itto calling you cute is a very good sign as the beginning.

Good luck.

~ 💐

Hi 💐,

Y-yeah. I probably shouldn't be too rash about this. After all, this will affect the rest of my life.

Thank you for reminding me the importance of getting to know each other first. I will do that! So he likes Onikabutos? Hehehe, thanks for telling me.

[*squints* I can barely make the writing out... oh- yeah.]

I... I think I do want to do that.

Thank you, 💐. I will keep your advice in mind. I really appreciate you!!

[ticklystuff]

hewwo couldn’t sleep have some random headcanons

hu tao giggles like a totally normal person when tickled, but will hiccup while laughing when she's caught off-guard or when she's flustered

zhongli and his geo arms being immune to rougher tickles but also super susceptible to light touches and he fckn loses it if two people are holding his arms and just lightly drags feathers along his forearms

what if xiao was only ever mainly tickled by the other yakshas and hasn't been tickled ever since their passing. sometimes he might see siblings or friends tickle each other and then he thinks back to those times and then wonders "am i still even ticklish?" and he doesn't know much about tickling other than when the other yakshas would tickle him, so he'd try poking at random tickle spots that he remembers and is a little disappointed when he doesn't laugh like he used to. then one day, after meeting the traveler, they give him a quick poke to his sides while he's not paying attention and he's obviously surprised when he suddenly laughs, but he's also a little excited/relieved because "omg i still am ticklish" but he also doesn't know how to ask for tickles (same lmao) so he kinda just has to hope that the traveler does tickle him at some point (don't worry the traveler gives him plenty of tickles when they find out hehehe)

i like to think that the really old characters in the game (zhongli, ganyu, xiao, venti) have had their tickle spots change over time as they age. maybe one spot was never that ticklish, but then one day something/someone just brushed along that specific area and they flinch in in response and are totally surprised by it. same thing can be said for areas that used to be ticklish but no longer are and just imagine them bracing themselves for tickles only for them to no longer react like they once did. also tickle spots that are ticklish, then are no longer ticklish, but then become ticklish once more

thinking about kokomi giggling as her little fish friends give her face kissies and the little tickles they give her as they graze her body when they swim by albedo mentions that the diamond on his neck is considered an imperfection, but what if there are other imperfections that we can't see (obviously in the context of tickling for the sake of this post, but there are definitely other things). like, what if certain areas that are less commonly seen as tickle spots (in between fingers, shins, that inner part of your elbow, etc) are tickle spots for albedo? or what if common tickle spots just aren't as sensitive for him? maybe he's also hypersensitive at certain spots as well. also, consider that one side of his body might be more sensitive than the other side (left hip more ticklish than the right, right foot more ticklish than the left, etc)

yae miko has a ticklish tail but she always hides it. however, if someone wiggles their fingers towards her backside, she can feel tingles around that area even if she can't see it or the fingers aren't even that close and it feels like her tail is being tickled despite her hiding it and she always jumps in response

despite his appearance and attitude, itto is a massive lightweight and can't handle his alcohol. normally he'd tickle back if someone tried tickling him, but he's super open to being tickled and even encourages it when under the influence, like a puppy trying to get your attention. also becomes seemingly more sensitive after a few drinks

imagine the raiden shogun (the puppet) being like one of those tickle voodoo dolls, so someone tickles the puppet and it doesn't laugh or anything, but ei is kicking and squealing alone in her plane of euthymia. the puppet will snap their fingers after like 2 seconds of tickling though

[jinkicake]

BIG MOOD PATHETIC SCARAMOUCHE IS SO FUNNY HES RLY THE LITTLE MEOW MEOW😭 need him to be absolutely obsessed w me but he’s too embarrassed that he wants to hold my hand so he pretends to hate me and im like “ that’s mice sweetheart what di you want for dinner?” Saw someone make a dc where you ignore him for like 5 days and he’s on his knees begging like “PLEASE LOOK AT ME” like thats so real to me😭😭 bc once you’ve given him affection he’s gunna do everything to keep it within his grasp😔 ALSO HE DEF WOULD TIE YOU UP AND LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN💀 childe and singora are so casual about it😭 when he comes back they talk like you’re not even there “how long have they been here?” “I lost count after the fourth hour” “ they’re still conscious I’m impressed” like he’s such an asshole but he will do the 🥺🥺👉🏼👈🏼”can I have a hug” afterwards💀 love that for him. Keeps him in my pocket like a little purse dog, he’s my guard dog boyfriend bc he will kill first and ask questions later. “ I don’t like how he looked at you” “he’s the waiter” AND YOOOO DONT EVEN LET DOTTORE UGLY ASS COME CLOSE TO YOU ITS OVER FR-don’t like his new design he’s just a creep like I was the “clones” back the short haired funny scientist dude like I like them unhinged in a clown way!! He’s fuckable, the abusive leather daddy dom on the other hand😒 like he’s fun if he has a tired annoyed uncle personally like he lives to bully childe. But just going around threatening scaramouche and collei bc I forgot he did experiments on her too in the manga is musty like that mask is lame!! WHERE IS THE CLOWN KING😡- he would reflexively go for his throat like he opens his mouth and suddenly his throat is slit “ my bad I got anxious” SGDHSHS UNDERSTANDABLE😭😭😭 and the streets is saying he’s gunna have a claymore??? BE SERIOUS HES A SCIENTISTS TWINK WHOS HUNCHED IVER IN A LAB ALL DAY HE CANT CARY THAT SHIT?? Like he only experiments on KIDS bc he could never kidnap a whole adult like imagine he tries to get itto?? HIS ASS WOULD BE DEAD IN 10 SECONDS!! HE CANNOT FIGHT DELUSION OR NOT!! I would beat his ASS like if you don’t get your ass out my face looking like an X-ray 😒 like be bothering all them people bc he wants so ass he weights 70 pounds soaking wet so he needs to borrow childes body weight

no exACTLY. listen, i love mean!scaramouche as much as the next person but if he's not obsessed then i dont want him. pathetic!scaramouche is the best scaramouche

i saw this scaralumi fanart of him drunk at a bar and diluc calls lumine to calm scara down and when she answers hes like 'hey ugly' and she hangs up and he starts crying again and ugh it's too perfect like that artist captured his best side with that simple fanart heheh

HAHAH yeah scaramouche is the worst bc he would do something so mean to you like ignore you while working but the second he finds out youre mad at him he'll be begging for your attention like he didn't just starve you for two days.... hes a great yandere me thinks-

Scaramouche = purse dog is the best comparison ive ever read T T

okay hear me out... i can forgive all the heinous crimes dottore has committed but i draw the line at him being UGLY. Maybe if he were cuter I would also be obsessed w him but he's so..... eh- LOL i like the clones better than him! (rip to the clones :-(() but also.... him being ugly is kinda the appeal? am i right??? i can never make up my mind-

dottore is supposed to have a CLAYMORE?! WHAT THE HLLL,,,im very confused about his leaks bc i heard that the shit company can't let characters be playable if theyre evil and tbh i dont want him to be redeemed bc he literally cant be redeemed and hes fun as a psycho like??? idk idk idk im just focused on sexy yelan in 3.4 she will be mine!

also isn't dottore one of the top three strongest in the fatui??? right i think....? i seriously dont know how but tbh i dont care! i just focus on mr hottie soooooooooooo sexy capitano teehee

[throwaway-yandere]

Hey!!! How are you?

I've been thinking a bit about Faceless! Ayato.......

Hmmmmmmm.... Here are some thoughts (remembering that I saw about this creepypasta in some videos and some theories)

And it's all merely platonic, because well....... I honestly don't know how to write him romantically, and this would be more about you finding him and helping him with that creepypasta thing (that he was killed by Itto and everyone thought he killed himself)

I'm just sorry if I got something wrong (both with connecting with the lore and some spelling mistakes), it's 4 am here ;------;

Sleep is hitting hard and there's already a certain person in my family begging me to sleep (on top of that they threatened me)

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If you are someone within the game (i.e. he is just a ghost within the game universe and you are someone who is in the game universe), you may have met him a few times, you could just be someone who LIKES horror and the supernatural and/or you were just doing that thing where you go into abandoned places and you found him, there is also the possibility that you are a medium or a necromancer who went to summon him

After a while you make friends with him

That might even be of help to him, since well... You can prove it was murder by communicating with his spirit.

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Everything can change A LOT if it's those self-aware things, since well....... There's no way you can help him

At first you might feel VERY scared and after a while try to talk to him about what happened, since there's no end to this creepypasta and there are still a lot of things open, you don't have much to do to help him, most likely you will only become his friend after you find a way to help him and actually help him

Maybe you just forget about his existence, uninstall that cursed game through the computer's source code or resetting the computer completely and probably looking for a new one, or you just ignore this game and forget about its existence

Maybe a yandere will come out of it, who knows?

🍃┊˗ˏˋSigned: 🇧🇷 𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷

Nyoho, love how we have variations of faceless ayato, first was player and ayato, second was modern genshin!reader who learned about ayato in history books, and here's our third and sounds like a mix of those two hehehe~

I wanna go back to this ask once this patch's Test of Courage event is out because this seems like a good plot for that one!!! I'll probably come back to this huehuehue–

[zhongrin]

HI MOM HELLO I APOLOGIZE FOR THE DELAYED RESPONSE COLLEGE IS MAKING ME BONK MY HEAD-

coughs

anyway!! afjddksksjd i mean can you blame them mom? they know they're attractive men, and they definitely love hearing it even if they brush it off at first or try deflecting (i'm looking at you, bedo)

RIGHT??? i am very much attracted to intelligence because,,well,,i think it speaks for itself its just hot? also yes i adore cyno's jokes he's just too goofy to not enable no idc if tighnari scolds me that will not stop me from being in a chaotic violet-cyno duo with my grumpy mahamatra MWAHHAHAHHAHA

i do too! the geo roster is literally the ladies slaying? like they all slay in their own way and they're very pretty too hehehe, bedo and dad being chill as ever, gorou being adorable, and itto being silly but protective too ehehejfds

again i'm sorry uncle haitham for traumatizing you- (but it's still sour sludge to me /hj)

honestly that's normal from lyney because of how much of a cat he is with me but im not complaining because he's a cutiepie <3

i'd give you some of my snacks and sweets if i could mom :"D i always keep them in my college bag ehehhe

also i really wanted to try that tea ;A;

ANYWAY I SAW THE MODEL AU HEHEHEHEHHE, i was giggling and kicking my feet the whole time bc that sounds exactly what dad and uncle wrio would be like ehehejdkjs. i'm just imagining a beach shoot now ngl... (and to be fair, they are gorgeous)

they pretend they're unaffected by such compliments but we all know they're very pleased that we're so smitten with their looks hsjhdksdh

it is... i just... idk i just like people teaching me things, explaining patiently and not in a condescending way, especially if they're things they're particularly invested and knowledgeable in??? i love exchanging that energy because it makes me feel like i can gush about my knowledge and passions in turn... there's just that really fulfilling dynamic there oughhh

geo lineups are pretty much the ladies (and itto ig) quite literally slaying and the supportive boys are just sitting there like "you go girl" hsjdskdhsl

"sour sludge"...... yet another critical hit, how will he ever recover from this? /silly

yk i can imagine the whole lot of you being just. cats. kitties piled onto each other. or buried under a certain fox's tail. it suits yall so much hsjdhsjdj

.......... omg beach shoot. i will not. i will not survive. imma have to bring sunblocks and boxes upon boxes of tissues bc i will be nosebleeding all over the place hekrjshdlwjdaljf

[undercovergamer]

❤️ Sweet Tease ❤️

⚠️This fic focuses mainly on tickling. Please do not read it if that upsets you.⚠️

Lord help me I’m back on my bullshit /lh

Ayato shares some candy with his beloved Itto and sees an opportunity to tease him :)

Word Count: 1297

Ayato had been gifted some gummy candies today. They were from Thoma and Ayaka. Since he was on his lunch break at the moment, he decided to share them with his beloved boyfriend Itto. He knew the oni would be near his estate by now, since he usually comes around at lunchtime to see where Ayato was. So, without further ado, he invited the oni inside to hang out.

“Don’t you have plans today?” Itto asked curiously, smiling lovingly.

“Oh, I do have one thing in mind at the moment. Please, wait here. I’ll be right back.” Ayato replied, as he was about to prepare a little gift for him. “Don’t run off now, dear~” he teased, making Itto laugh.

“Hahaha! Wouldn’t dream of it! I’ll be on my best behavior!” he replied with a playful smile, wandering around the room to keep himself occupied.

Ayato then left the room and went elsewhere to prepare his gift. He wanted to separate one of the candy flavors from the rest, so Itto would get the one he loved the most. He knew what his favorite flavor of these was after all.

Once he was done, he put all the red ones in a tiny little bag and tied it with a small ribbon. It looked adorable, and he felt proud of his work. Now, he was ready to go back.

“Itto, my darling~?” he said as he returned to his lover.

Itto rolled his eyes playfully and chuckled at his adoring title.

“Yes, dear?” He replied, with a slight blush. He always felt his heart flutter whenever Ayato called him “darling” like that.

“I have something for you. Please, give me your hand.” Ayato said, holding his hand out to Itto.

“Alright. What is it?” Itto asked with a curious smile as Ayato took his hand, letting his palm face up.

“Here you go. Would you like a treat?” Ayato asked, as he revealed the little bag in his other hand and gently placed it into Itto’s.

He gasped. “Whoa! A treat? For me?!” He asked with excitement, happily accepting the little gift bag and quickly opening it.

“Indeed. And they’re all for you, my love~” Ayato said with a loving smile, booping Itto’s nose for the funny.

“Hehehe, aw~ you shouldn’t have…” Itto said as he looked inside the little gift bag.

“Hehe~ oh, I wanted to.” Ayato replied, giving him a gentle pat on the head, waiting for his reaction.

“Aw yeah! It’s candy! Thanks, man!” he said with a big, silly grin. He loved receiving gifts and it clearly showed!

“Haha, indeed. I’d been given some gummies earlier and sorted these ones out just for you.” Ayato said with a loving smile.

“Aw, thank you so much! I love raspberries!” Itto said, as the little red candies were somewhat shaped like their flavor. How cute!

“Oh, I’m sure you do, my love. But do you like the fruit as well?” Ayato asked with a smug look on his face.

Itto looked confused. “Huh…? I thought they were berries..?” he said with a questioning tone as he ate one of the candies, enjoying the taste.

“… Well, you like the berries too then, right?” He asked, again with a smug look. He was surprised that Itto didn’t understand what he meant.

“I mean, yeah. It’s such a nice flavor! And the texture slaps too, for real! I could eat them every single day and never get tired of ‘em!” Itto said with a smile, no clue of his lover’s intentions.

“Oh, Itto… my sweet darling boy.” Ayato was baffled at this point, but tried not to let it show.

“Hehe~ oh, stop it.” Itto replied, feeling his heart flutter with joy from the adoring pet name.

“Itto, my love… my dearest, I’m trying to tease you here.” Ayato said with a sheepish smile, feeling a bit silly at how his tease had failed.

“What? Is it ‘cus I didn’t know berries were fruit?” Itto asked, looking confused. He still enjoyed his candy while they talked though.

“No… sweetheart, let me help you understand, ok?” Ayato said with a gentle tone and a stroke to Itto’s cheek, wanting to make sure his tease wouldn’t miss the mark this time.

“Do you know what the word raspberry usually describes?” Ayato asked calmly.

“Yeah?? The fruit or berry or whatever?” Itto replied with a confused smile.

“Yes, indeed. But do you know what else the word describes?” Ayato looked at him with a smug expression, hoping Itto would understand.

He didn’t, so Ayato gave him a hint. “It’s a verb.” he said, being patient as always.

Itto thought for a moment before he realized, laughing at himself for not understanding. “Oh, hahahaha! Right… that.” he said, feeling silly. How’d he not realize it before?

“Yes. I’m going to try again now, okay?” Ayato said, chuckling softly.

“Haha, alright…” Itto replied, chewing on some of the candy.

“So, what did you say earlier? … About the flavor, I mean.” Surely he’d fall for it this time, right?

“I said I love-… Wh-?! Hey! That is NOT what I meant!” Itto exclaimed, an embarrassed blush spreading across his face.

“Hahaha, but that’s what you said, right? I’d be happy to share some with you.” Ayato said with a teasing smirk, stepping closer to the oni.

“D-Don’t you dare! I’m eating!” Itto protested, stepping back with a nervous smile on his face.

“Oh, I’m sure one little raspberry wouldn’t hurt. After all, you love them, right~?” Ayato teased, opening his arms for a hug.

Itto grumbled and put the little bag on a nearby surface.

“… ugh, you’re lucky I can’t say no to hugs.” he muttered, smiling a little bit before accepting Ayato’s embrace and hugging him tight.

“Good boy…” Ayato teased, chuckling as Itto’s face turned red. He even pat his head for extra effect.

“Sh-Shut your mouth…” Itto replied, burying his face into Ayato’s shoulder.

“Hehe, my, what a temper you have, my dear… I bet I can change that~” Ayato said, softly kissing his cheek a few times.

“Awh, Ayato..!” Itto chuckled and playfully moved his head away. But of course, his beloved human started blowing raspberries into his neck in response, holding him in place with the hug.

“Eeeehehehehe!! Hehehey! Stohohohop!” Itto protested, high pitched giggles pouring out of him.

“Mm… no can do~. Hold still, please…” Ayato replied, planting ticklish kisses on his jaw and blowing more raspberries on his neck.

“Ehehehehehehee!! Stahahahap!! It tickles!” Itto laughed, trying to push Ayato away to no avail.

“Darling~ Let me love you~” Ayato teased, tracing his side.

“Eek!! Pfft- y-you little-!”

But, Ayato’s plan backfired and Itto started tickling his waist, using his own techniques against him as he holds him tight while tickling.

“Ack- Ahahahaha!! N-Not there! Hahahaha!” Ayato started laughing and squirming pretty much immediately, letting out a squeal as Itto scribbled on his lower back.

“What, you thought I’d let you get away with that??” Itto questioned playfully.

“AhahahAHAHA!! Plehehease! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! Hahahaha…”

Itto paused. “Hmm… I think I’m gonna keep going for a few more seconds~” he teased, laughing along as he mercilessly scribbled all over Ayato’s back.

“EEK!! Ahahahahahaha!! Plehehehehease!! Mercy! Hahahahahaha!!” Ayato squirmed in his arms, trying to somehow lean or wriggle his way out, but alas… he was held.

Eventually, after those “few” more seconds, Ayato’s laughter died down as Itto stopped tickling, kissing him all over his face instead.

“Hehe, love you~” the oni said affectionately, hugging Ayato lovingly and nuzzling him.

“Hahaha, I love you too, you big goof.” Ayato replied, feeling happy from their adorable interaction and melting to Itto’s affection.

“I will get you back for that, though.”

“Heh! I know… and I won’t make it easy for ya’!”

[festive]

Fics:

10:45pm // itto x reader 18+

trying out pred play w/ ur big oni lover.

3:36pm // itto x reader 18+

outdoor sex with the one and oni!

be quiet!

Kazuha x Fem!reader

18:59pm!

Kaeya x Fem!reader

Maid4U

Diluc x Fem!reader

21:33

Gorou x reader

Pantalone x reader

Xiao x reader

tighnari x reader

bad habit

cyno x scholar!reader

and when I look at you, I know I am loved.

cyno x scholar!reader

Always n forever

Morax x reader

All 4 u!

more scholar!reader x cyno

Headcanons:

itto nsfw headcanons 18+

as the title reads, my own personal headcanons for itto.

pussy eating 18+ // multiple

viva’s top 3 pussy eaters: genshin edition.

girls, girls, girls // multiple girls

some scenarios with the wonderful women of genshin.

Brat taming // kaeya

How I see them as brat tamers, more to be added.