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[stephicness]

Cidolfus Telamon -- Eikon of Ramuh

[spawksstuff]

Hot Smoking De

from campyalien on twitter. No other information given.

[beebberbb]

oops accidentally t4t'd

[sunlightbouquet]

engineering people are going to be the death of me i think in the past week i have heard some all-time, genuine highlight reel just blatantly disgustingly evil stuff

[nomsfaultau]

SBI Whumptober prompt 19) Trapped//“We’re not making it out of here”

Disclaimer: this blurb is set in the SCP SBI AU I have called Fault, specifically after Tommy and The Blade are captured by the Foundation but before Philza is. Explanation of AU; tldr.  

“We’re not making it out of here,” Tommy said quietly, bitterly. 

The Blade hadn’t noticed the fact he’d stopped running. Glancing back revealed Tommy stood at the precipice of a blood-splattered Foundation hallway. It was identical to the previous tunnel in all but the arrangement of viscera, the pair lost in a labyrinth of concrete and soldiers. Tommy looked incredibly worn for all that The Blade had been doing all of the fighting. “Nah, we’re so close,” The Blade assured confidently. “This is definitely going to be the time.” 

“It’s going to get worse,” Tommy warned desperately. “They hate when we try to escape, and we’re just going to be separated again, and–”

“We can’t stop fighting, Tommy. If we give up they win.” 

“Haven’t they already?”

He rested a heavy hoof on the kid’s shoulder. “No. And they never will as long as we keep trying.” Tommy didn’t quite match his grin, but he tried to at least. The pair plunged into battle once more, clawing their way out of the prison. 

The cold fresh air was sharp on The Blade’s tongue, freedom sweet for how long it had been denied. He’d been right, this was the time they finally escaped. 

It was only then that he realized Tommy wasn’t following him anymore.

The boy had been lost somewhere, in the twisting labyrinth, in the sea of violence. A moment of hesitation, but really The Blade knew there was no choice. He dove back into the Foundation at once. The Blade couldn’t just abandon his friend, he had to try just for the desperate hope he could save Tommy too. He clawed his way through enemy lines, scouring identical halls. But try as he might, he couldn’t find Tommy. Eventually, The Blade could recognize Tommy was right. There was no we that would make it out of the Foundation. 

But there was an I.  

All that mattered was that he could escape, never mind the kid he left behind. Once he was free there was nothing the Foundation could do to stop him, every battle already destined to fall in his favor. It took about every scrap of humility The Blade had to admit he couldn’t save Tommy by himself, but if he could get to Philza they’d have the power needed to raze the Foundation to the ground. If he abandoned Tommy it was only temporary, because once he succeeded Tommy would be immediately rescued. 

It was for his own good, then. 

Sure Tommy would be punished for the containment breach and have to bear the brunt of the Foundation's ire. But once they were free it wouldn't matter. The Blade would continue to escape. Over and over and over, each time a little more desperate, but also a little more determined.

The Blade could be called ruthless for many reasons. For the brutal efficiency through which he worshiped The Blood God, for the cold laughter ringing out over the bloodbaths he made of battles. 

But perhaps the cruelest thing about him was his unceasing optimism.

(Full chapter here; work includes other prompts)

[faithfulcat111]

Me, scrolling through the cast list for Gladiator 2 trying to figure out who that one guy was: ....

Me: Wait.

Me: Alexei!?!

[naareblogs]

That moment I realize I literally NEED lists, routines and organization to feel calm and with energy

[plinktastic]

bugbo oc I made for @ashes-22-ashes :D

I'm so proud of this for real,,,,,, :3

[thehyperrequiem]

Me: *remembers that one dream I had where I have to travel from a large city to my old home with a mop and a bucket with wringer and wheels like those traveling scenes you can find in a silly cartoon*

My 🧠: Ok, but like what if Even Flow by Pearl Jam played in the background, would that be cool or what?

Me: Holy Crud you are right that would be cool!

[luna-loveboop]

The sunsets in tears of the kingdom are my LIFE

[shrewmingledotcom]

the absolute shock of kiyomaro and kanata having the same voice actor is insane one of them is a poor hard working older twin of abandoned sibling duo and the other is a rich ass gamling addict and its insane how yusuke kobayashi voices them both

[peachypede]

Bruh why are so many good artists who have way more followers probably following me??? I am honored but genuinely why haha

[non-binary-bunny]

So I’m the recent actual short Alan Becker did, we see Res and Green working out, and at some point, Red lifts two anvils, 3 cows, 3 pigs, 2 sheep, and 3 chickens(plus Green) all at the same time. All of this was done without strength potions.

If I added everything correctly, that would be a total of about 7,237.5 pounds, or 3,282.8 kilograms.

I’m terrified to know how strong Red is with a strength potion. Not to mention, Second and Red are pretty much neck and neck in terms of strength.

[rougekithes]

Dumping frozen veggies into a casserole dish and dumping tomato sauce + ground beef on it to bake it with a bit of cheese is now my favourite fucking dish lol

[whatshehassaid]

I’m rewatching outlander as I read the books and oh my god I forgot how awful Randall is my god

[liliths-missing-pen]

DO- DO YOU NEED A DOG SIR? CUZ I CAN BARK 🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️