#Life of Kith

[vergess]

Dear Steve,

it's been a hot minute since i've witnessed an unironic "i am a virgin" defense but here we are i guess

Listen, I'm just going to point something out and then eject myself from this situation - it's obvious that responding to you in any way is just enabling your mental illness instead of convincing you to seek treatment (even if it's just self-restraint), so this will be the last time I play guest star to deal with your shit.

Putting aside for a moment just how utterly fucked up it is that you're trying to brand yourself as our personal lolcow (which you're not, because you don't understand what a lolcow is or how their fanbases function), you would probably be the shittiest lolcow on the planet even if you were. See, lolcows are "funny" because they're unique in their weirdness, like the deviantart poster with a fetish for swollen knee cysts or, since you brought them up, Chris-Chan's comics and eventual descent into transcendentalist insanity.

Here's the thing: Chris-Chan is better than you.

Unlike you, Chris-Chan has actually managed to accomplish something with their uniqueness: they've built multiple monuments to their artistic skill and established a following, even managing to secure an income from doing so. They have managed to contribute to society by becoming worthy of discussion; being the subject of several studies and even an entire documentary dedicated to analyzing their strange arc through life.

You, on the other hand, are a private individual and your relentless stalking is a depressingly common behavior among lonely and unstable manchildren. Frankly, people like you are a dime a dozen: you're an obsessive freak who thinks the attention of a specific person (or persons) will grant you self-actualization, something so common that it's a stereotype. Your most uncommon trait is that you chose to stalk an obscure internet user (or users) instead of someone famous. Hell, you couldn't even go for something interesting like falling in love with a historical figure or fictional character.

You're not a "lolcow", because we don't enjoy you and we don't provoke you for fun. We're not your "followers", because we don't care about anything you have to say. We are unwilling witnesses to the endless rolling disaster of your poor life choices, something that none of us have ever wanted to be a part of. The one thing that you could do to make us happy is to fuck off forever so we never have to think about you ever again.

Please stop.

Kith

[hopelessbromantic3652]

snsmonth Day 2: Happy Ending

[blusthings]

Will you draw more pricefield? I really love how you draw them.

Anything for u, anon-san

[alyssamariag]

Pedrotober Day 4/31: Silva (and Jake) ❤️

Love these cowboys so much and I cannot express how much I wish the scene where Jake sneaks up behind Silva was LONGER. They should have kept so much more in this film. Or maybe the movie itself needed to have been longer idek I want moreeee. Good thing I can always draw for these two.

<3

[thesharkcollector]

Look at this little cheeks!! I just wanna sqeeze em 😋

[11oh1]

[predoom]

he is so pretty im going to cry

[catharsim]

idk, i just think she's neat.

[hotsingledragon]

someone help! kitty can’t swim!

[ofkithandmckinney]

#mood

[writersdrug]

I had my first kiss in a hot tub with a guy I had just met. I was up on the ledge of the hot tub and he was in the water in between my legs, and ngl it was a GOOD ASS KISS! And sadly…. I haven’t kissed anyone since….. 😔

Daaaaaaamn MMM that sounds like it would heal me

You just gotta have down time in-between the good kisses like that, you probably have another good one comin up

[sharowolet]

how to solve your living situation problems with your roommate ft. These Two ™️

[ID: digital drawing of alhaitham and kaveh kissing under the moonlight in a grassy field somewhere with sumeru city in the distance behind them. Alhaitham is faced away from the viewer. He has one hand on Kaveh’s head and the other hand on his waist. Kaveh is kissing him with his eyes closed. One hand is behind Alhaitham’s neck and the other hand is pressed on the ground supporting him up.]

[zazikels]

May I have a forehead kiss?

[thatcjacket]

im not obsessed with him.. nooooo....

little despes from my sketchbooks idk

[vladdysims]

Sydney invited Amelia to the lounge in Del Sol Valley! Amelia took this opportunity to ask her to become best friends and cloud gaze together <33

[11oh1]