Mercury: Well, well, well..
Jaune: How are ya now?
Mercury: Perfect.
Ren: Good, n' you?
Mercury: Same bad time, same bad channel. Eh, shit talkers?
Jaune: ...
Ren: ...
Jaune: I'd normally say give your balls a tug, but it looks like your pants are doing that for ya.
Ren: Could lose a hand playing pocket pool in those jeans.
Jaune: Here's a poem. Star light, star bright, why the fuck do you have earing on?
Ren: Bet your lobes ain't the only thing with a hole punched in.
Jaune: I see the muscle shirt came in today. Muscles coming tomorrow?
Ren: You got a tracking number?
Jaune: Oh, I hope you got a tracking number, because that package is gonna be smaller than the one you're currently sporting.
Ren: Tall order, Jaune.
Jaune: (Pull out Crocea Mors) Ever had a cup of fart?
Ren: (Readies Storm Flower) How bout a cup of fuck off?
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LOCKED TOMB + LETTER KENNY
So you were killing an entire planet for the Necrolord Prime the other dayyyyyy
“Ianthe and Augustine had a threesome with the Necrolord Prime.”
“ALLEGEDLY”
NABERIUS: Pump the brakes. You take your cloak off, but leave your sunglasses on?
MARTA: What sort of backwards fuckin' pageantry is that?
GIDEON: What's up with your fuckin' body hair, big shoots? Your aesthetician quaff that for you?
Ortus’ Super Soft Poetry Recital
(Harrow's Break Up Rap to Ianthe)
There is such a thing as too much bone talk and a necromancer outta be aware of it.
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The squirylist pf Dan.
Gotta male that paper somehow
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lmfao oskar is daryl from letter kenny skhdfkjhsdf
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Rindou: *Eyes the Toman Uniform*
Ran:*scoffs* Nice Onesie! Does it come in men's?
Hakkai: Oh, I think you come in men enough for all of us 😒
Mitsuya:
Toman:
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Butters gets grounded over the summer and no one is allowed to visit him, so him and Kenny write love letters back and forth to eachother
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He’s such a himbo at heart and isn’t Tom Kenny’s country accent just so nice?
He also has a nice design too!
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UGHHH GOING NATIVE IS THE EPISODE EVER. the way butters just absolutely RIPPED into kyle and stan and then basically proclaimed his undying love for kenny? all in the same breath? AND THEN THEY WENT TO HAWAII??????
i find it endlessly funny how STAN being egocentric was one of the things butters was mad at kyle for. that’s what you get for being joined at the hip!!!!!
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Another silly drawing idea... idk thought it was also fitting in a way especially cartman's and how their news outlet can be out of pocket at times.
(could've been harsher? but i don't really vibe with that energy.. also too brutal, maybe🤷)
Yes, another inspo art from those instances from my country's news outlets: (literally just found these in the depths of my gallery in the fb folder and my dumbass brain thought it was golden)
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Idea: Since my aunt doesn't like my ACAB patch, get rid of it and replace it with a patch saying "Protect Trans Lives" or something and make a pin saying ACAB instead.
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