#Let's call it

[jaskierx]

can we please make a distinction between posting a thirst trap selfie and deliberately having your fucking bulge in the centre of the camera for a live video event

'you're all so homophobic you wouldn't have cared if a straight guy did this because you all love it when other actors post shirtless pics' either you're deliberately being disingenuous or you genuinely can't tell the difference, in which case i think your brain is the size of a single grain of salt x

[snowingclouds]

I haven't drawn anything since highschool, but I was able to snag a tablet off of fb market place, so that happened. So far I've been pushing out some simple doodles a day to get back into it.

[ghostscrown]

Imagine a Ninjago AU with the secret identities like in the movie... But that's the only thing that is like in the movie and everything else is like the canon show. Basically Ninjago like we know it except the ninjas have secret identities

[fleshwerks]

[vorbarrsultana]

alina: i love him the way he is 🥺💛

zoya: i can fix him 😏

aleksander: i can make him worse 😈

nikolai: and i can order you all to go away and stop bothering me 😌

[gotta-go-fast]

Maria Elena seeing Shadow for the first time

[allykakamatsu]

A Horrific Realisation

Aka, between childhood, the Organisation, the Apprentice's lab gear and him arriving in Teyvat geared up, Ienzo's probably never had the chance to pick out his own clothes in his entire life, and Chiori is trying to fix the damage-

Outfit without the text underneath cut:

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[theygotbitchesinmedia]

okay, i read the first 7 chapters of surviving romance. i can't claim to be interested in yet but i've seen good things about it so i'll continue to read it for now. if anyone has links where i could read the rest for free without a billion ads and malware thatd help

[gabv1el]

Y'all ever draw something that isn't explicitly horny, but feels like it's telling on you anyway?

[weathermanpolls]

Note: Penny 2.0 is her adult robot form in Atlas. 2.5 is her living form. Both Penny votes will be added, and if the total is the highest she will be taken as the winner.

[fashiondisastertournament]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/lady-bug/images/8/89/Gabriel_Agreste_059.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20220119170840

that's an episode screenshot

*pats Gabe's little horns* there there Mr. Agreste, there there ❤️

[softquietsteadylove]

Hey what do you think about Lawyer Thena defending the Gangster Gil? I see this more like an enemies to lovers hahahahah🤣

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Yeah, Blondie, I'm listening," Gilgamesh responded lazily, although he knew it would just get him an eyeroll and probably one hell of a lecture. The woman really had a way with words, and the way was boring.

"What did I tell you about calling me that?"

"Uh-"

"You don't know," she supplied for him with even more bite than usual, which was already plenty. For a woman who looked as soft as an angel she was really more of a 'hell in high heels' creature. A very special brand of she-demon, Gil thought. "You don't know because you weren't listening!"

"Okay, okay, sorry," he groaned, lowering his feet from the chair across from him and looking at the lawyer just about frothing at the mouth about it. And as fun as he found it to ruffle those platinum feathers of hers, there was a limit to how much he would let her bark at him.

"I'm sorry, here I was under the impression you'd hired me to defend you," Thena scoffed, tossing down the file she'd been waving around at him onto the table. "But if you'd rather I let them convict you, then-"

"Okay, jesus christ, relax," Gilgamesh snorted, reaching for the file she'd slapped down in her huff. "It's been a long day, y'know. Am I really the first to zone out after having you yapping all day?"

She glared at him, and he was sure if he were any normal man, he'd be pissing his pants from it. "No, but if you zone out, then you don't do well on the stand. And if you don't do well, then I lose this case. And I have no intention of letting that happen."

Gilgamesh allowed his own eyeroll at her devotion to his cause. "Wow, so dedicated."

"I'm defending you after you organised a bank robbery," Thena hissed at him, lowering her voice to a whisper (as aggravated and agitated as it was).

"Hey, that's why banks have insurance," he shrugged. "And I have business with the ass hole that owns all those branches."

Thena lowered herself even closer to him, "don't confess even more crimes to me, moron!"

Gil just held his hands up and shrugged. She'd been the one to ask him to be transparent in his dealings with her.

"Unbelievable," she grumbled, leaning up and away from him and rubbing her temples. "Maybe you're right, maybe it is time for a break."

"Trial's not exactly tomorrow, Angel," he chuckled, leaning back in his chair again. "We do have time, y'know."

"A week goes by much faster than you'd think," she countered, easily ignoring every little pet name he'd thrown at her so far. "Anyone who's ever gotten up there and been found guilty, I assure you, wishes they'd spent more time preparing than they did."

"My god, you're wound tight," Gilgamesh laughed, and was indeed rewarded with another glare. "Do you even sleep at all?--or do you just plug yourself in and lean against the wall of your office?"

"Such a comedian," she replied flatly with that icy stare of hers. Shit, was she as sexy as she was annoying. She snapped the file shut. "At least look at these again while I go get us some food."

"What?"

"Food, I'll go get some," she huffed at him, circling around the desk of the conference room for her coat. "God knows we'll need the coffee."

"Where are you going?"

"Are you really in a position to make demands?" she replied flippantly. She had her coat on and was fanning her hair out again when suddenly he was beside her, grasping her wrist in his hand. She snapped it out of his grasp, shuffling a precious few inches away.

"You're not going out there alone."

"The chivalry act?" she raised a cool brow at him, but Gil was already slipping his coat on as well, meeting her scowl for scowl. "You can't just go waltzing around, you are literally a criminal on trial."

"Hey, I'm out on bail, I can go anywhere a law abiding citizen can go," he argued, tugging at the collar of his coat as he did. "And I'm not letting a lady walk around at the dead of fuckin' night by herself."

"A gentleman crime boss, are you?" she gave him that same infuriating - bordering on cute - smirk.

"I'm a criminal, Sunshine, not a pig, and I'm not letting you go alone, so stop complaining and come on," he growled, rattling the doorknob loudly for extra effect.

"Lucky me," she snarled at him on her way past, her nose in the air and her hair swinging behind her as her heels clacked on the floors.

"Unbelievable," Gil muttered as he followed her out, hurrying his steps so he could keep up with the she-demon and her high heels.

[hildyj]

I’m aware that nobody’s following me to be beauty-influenced, but I just have to rec something that’s transformed my skin:

If you have oily skin like me (and I’m talking, you could legitimately use your forehead as a mirror by the end of the day) and you’re tired of your makeup sliding off your face by noon, then try swapping your usual moisturizer with 100% Plant-Derived Hemi-Squalane from The Ordinary.

It’s a dry and light hydrator. It will look shiny when you first apply it (I use one drop for my eye area and five drops for the rest of my face and neck) but within like 10 min, it will soak into your skin, leaving it looking natural and healthy with a bit of a glow to it. And this. lasts. all. day.

Basically, I’m so incredibly pleased with it that it felt wrong not to share The Good News with the world (see: my tumblr followers)

[skipppppy]

So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit

edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔

[mossistyping]

Can't sleep because I was scared awake by medical bills so of course I'm drafting an AU that just manifested itself 😊

[christadeguchi]

"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"

hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.