#Let this poor guy LIVE PLEAAAASE

[avengerang]

@nameaprice asked: The cards were held near her person, careful that he didn't see them "Go on then, it's your turn."

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       𝖧𝗈𝗐 𝖽𝗂𝖽 𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝗇𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗎𝗀𝗀𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗌𝗎𝖼𝗁 𝖺 𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗂𝖾𝗋   ?     After observing Sivir's last move, the Shuriman begins to sweat. She placed the cards between the pair, the number on them clearly taunting him. It was more than clear he had trouble keeping a straight poker face. Akshan's brows furrow, his index finger idly pinches his bottom lip. Shit.

It would be all fun and games if the man did not bet half of his monthly earnings on that stupid round.     ❝ Are you shitting me  ?   ❞     The underlying chuckle was more of a frustrated nature than offering a playful exchange.     ❝ I'm never going to play with you again. Seriously. This is nuts. ❞     Fingers nervously brushed through his hair, pulling the loose strands back while trying to figure out what to do. 

Yet, this was a clear defeat. His hand was full of nothing that could beat the bounty hunter. The sentinel rolls his eyes arrogantly.

     ❝ M-Maybe we make a best of three . . . ? ❞

[eruhamster]

love imagining how those first few years probably were for "ming yi". he gets up there and thinks he's gonna immediately start wrecking the lives of shi wudu and sqx even if he has to be a spy. he immediately wants to know where this fucking wind master is and someone points him over and sqx is a hot woman and he's just like FUCK SHE'S HOT?

and he gets over it and starts begrudgingly hanging around him because what else is he gonna do and sqx just thinks he's making friends with the shy new guy. and he thinks to himself maybe he can get this hot woman to hate him and ruin her day if he just starts insulting her. but every fucking time he does it sqx just thinks it's fucking funny and like he's just joking

and so he's like. ok. maybe i can insult her brother. so he tries bitching about how evil and selfrighteous shi wudu and his friends are and sqx just goes "OH MY GODDDD FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT omg listen ive been calling them the three tumors in my head please lets make that catch on pleaaaase" and now he's even more pissed off because not only has he not fucked up sqx's day or made him hate him yet, he actually likes sqx a little now bc he thinks his brother is an asshole too

and then just day by day he starts realizing he's liking this hot chick more and more. she throws money around to anyone in need, she hangs out in the mortal realm more than in heaven, she does work everyone else ignores and even visits the rain master sometimes to be friendly and she's always so loud about justice and her feelings and no matter how many times he tries to allude to the he xuan thing sqx seems totally clueless and sometimes he laments that he doesnt even want to be a god and doesnt understand why he ascended and doesnt feel like he fits in and honestly she kinda looks like his fiancee

and then just 1 day someone is an ass or something to sqx and in the back of his head he was already festering on a thought he wished he didnt have about how sqx is so generous but no one sticks around and so he just goes off on this person and NOW sqx is calling him his best friend and the poor man just goes home to his palace and just

[ltlemon]

kk I'm gonna live blog episode 6 of OFMD because it'll be funny MAJOR SPOILERS but also like everything's super spaced out so you could probably read along with my reactions? (no clue why you would do that but the option is there.)

fair warning this is really long but no one's going to actually read this so that's fine.

that opening shot is SOO PRETTY

who tf is this guy

'my love'? is he fruity and evil? evil and fruity?

'god that was a beautiful pitch, that was really nice'??? I THINK SO???

I might end up liking the evil gay violin man

hi ed <33

oh no trauma

DRAMA WITH THE GIRLLLS <33 (Izzys little wiggle is precious)

HE THOUGHT HE WAS ROACH???? HOW DRUNK IS HE HOT DAMN

he did say sorry though :')

they're sharing the bottle !! the only times ed has done that with anyone that I can remember has been with calico jack and stede

fock off >:(

aww stede put away all his stuff for him

's probably not a good idea though

oop, yep, caught it. guilt room :(

poor stede he looks like he feels a little bad now.

he's so sweet about it though. <3

ARCHIE!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HER SM

AA LOOK AT HOW JIM LOOKS AT HER

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A BIRTHDAY STORY?!?!? AHAHAH

GIRL YOU ARE INSANE

oluwande looks like he's doubting his partners choice of a third slightly

fang's sticking his pinky out!

hehehehe they want a party <33

YEAHHHH

aww not stede offering to give the loot up to a good cause

give it a new purpose, one not tied to ed's guilt

you interrupted their little meeting >:(

EEhehe

YES TURN POISON INTO POSITIVITY

that's what I said

aw ed's charmed

✨I'm gonna go walk my dogs now, I'll be back✨

okok I'm back and I have a quesadilla

oh cool Ricky's back

you were minding your buisness?? no tf you weren't

heh, his new nose is cute though, it's like fancy china

old wrapped his arm around Jim!!! the cuties ever!!

AWWWWW HES FUCKINDUWDHAH

HES GIVING MONEY TO RANDOM KIDS BC HE WAS POOR AS A KID ADSIJN

I love him so much

'filthy little gutter rats' I'm dying

INN RP???

'don't be pirates' 'yeah agreed don't be pirates 😀'

zheng!

girl what is wrong with you

wee John doing drag makeup!!!!!!!! EAHEIDHAB

izzy seems quite intrigued

AWW stede's so charmed by the party

it's rubbing off on ed too

omfg Jim's so silly

just a little guy

HOLY SHIT WEE JOHN LOOKS GOOD

eeeeee ed's little smile at stede <33

WHAT THE FUCK IZZY MUSICAL SCENE WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

AND HE'S GOOD!?!?!?!?

WIAIYT WAIT WAIT ARE THEU GONNA DANCE

PLEASE PLEAAAASE TELL ME THEYRE GONNA DANCE

fang's clapping for izzy in the background ee

UEUEUEUE SOME PEOPLE ARE DANCING

Jim and Archie are so flipping cute omfg

holy shit??? hand kiss???

AWWWW <<3333

OH OH OH AND JIMS DANCING WITH OLU TOO

THEY REALLY DO HAVE TWO HANDS

HAH HOLY SHIT THE THREE OF THEM ARE TRYING SO HARD

JIM SANDWICH

!!!!

AW OH OH NO ED SHIELDING STEDE-

oh its gay violin man!

'oh I'm going to torture you all. by the way. 😃' sorry I forgot, I meant evil gay violin man.

I love how when ed says 'its because I only hang out with cool pirates' Stede's looking at him like he just delivered the burn of the century

oh holy shit stede's getting pissed he's like stop touching him

'oh shit! You struck a chord, I think you got it in one!' his face here is so wholesome aa

'you torture like a bitch' 'yes ok honey maybe you shouldn't say that it might get us killed'

AW NO THE LITTLE 'it's me you want ITS ME YOU WANT' he can deal with it, causing pain to himself because of an action he did is fine, he's used to that, but that pain coming to stede is unacceptable.

'so what's the plan you...weird...fock?' starting to like izzy

AHDJAKSJ I love Lucius and Pete sm ya'll

his little conductors baton is really cute

Lucius and Pete in the lower levels of the ship looking like a shot from Alien

omfg stede asking for her name is so cute'

'where were you 😡' 'we got engaged 😄' 'aww🥰' 'anyways- 😡'

'alright gang! let's talk profit sharing! 😄' I'm dead

'don't do it stede 🥺' crying sobbing shaking

holy fucking shit stede

OH NO

baby's looking haunted by the horrors in his bedroom

??????

WHAT??

THE LOOK ON HIS FACE???? I NEED TO REWIND HOLD ON

HOLY SHIT

EDS FACE TOO HE WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

sir you just killed a man???? why do you want to fuck now????????

aw ok but Izzy's back to singing though <33

he likes it :))

PHEW HOLY SHIT WHOA

OK IM STAYING SILENT FOR THIS SCENE ILL TALK WHEN ITS DONE I CANT FLIP BACK AND FORTH DURING THIS ONE BOYS (gn)

THAT WAS SO GOOD

LUCIUS'S LITTLE DANCE, EVERYONE SINGING ALONG,

GAY SEX?!?!?!

AGAGAAHAH

omg they're shouting for an encore in the creditsaaa 🥺

and Archie and roach interact yay!!

wow. ok. so we were right about the gay sex hips!!!

wow. we were right about the gay sex hips....

on to episode seven. (I may die within the next 24 minutes.)

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

Hey guys, just would like to say that I really love your blog, keep up the good work ;) Do you have any fics where Stiles and his dad has serious money issues ? Or fic where Stiles is homeless ? (Sterek fic pleaaaase ;) ) Thank you

Here’s a mix of poor!Stiles and homeless!Stiles. But all Sterek. - Anastasia

Storms by AsagiStilinski

(1/1 I 3,292 I Teen)

According to legend, if one eats the food of the fae, they'll be bound to the faery world forever

Stiles can't speak for everyone, ofcourse, but personally? He hopes it's true

Omnes Angeli qui in tenebris by stilinskisoul

(1/1 I 3,445 I General)

Derek is walking down the street when he notices a boy sitting alone, working on something. Then fluff happens.

Until I Met You by jackgyeoms

(1/1 I 5,747 I Mature)

Stiles goes to bed with strangers just to have a place to sleep. One night he goes home with Derek and finds a permanent place to rest his head.

Frozen Inside by Castielific

(6/? I 18,906 I Mature)

Orphan and homeless, Stiles finds himself with nothing to look forward to but a life with a beast that seems to think he's its mate.

Sad Prayers For Guilty Bodies by BulletBlaze

(8/? I 21,508 I Teen)

Derek is glad to be able to sort himself out after the whole Kate fiasco, and New York is the perfect place to escape the guilt he feels by being around his family. It's fast-paced and a complete 180 from life in Beacon Hills, but he's settled into it, and it's comforting.Until he meets the charismatic street artist, Stiles Stilinski, who turns out to have more secrets than even Derek. Maybe, once they manage to help each other through all the emotional, and sometimes physical, traumas of their pasts, they can both move forward.But it's hard to get past said traumas when some of them haven't yet ended.

Make Grilled Cheese, Not War by talula

(2/2 I 22,243 I Explicit)

Stiles runs away after his father's death and ends up living on the streets of New York City. A new cook at the shelter shakes up his carefully isolated life.

Something Borrowed by Skylar63

(8/? I 25,439 I Explicit)

After being kicked out of his home Stiles finds himself living on the streets having to steal to make a living but what happens when he steals the wallet of a very broody, very intense and most importantly extremely hot Derek Hale?

I Have Faith In Nights by DaintyBoots

(8/8 I 35,808 I Mature)

Derek had always thought his ability to pick up strays was a bit of a hindrance. But then he met Stiles.

Something Rotten by HappyJuicyfruit

(3/5 I 36,235 I Mature)

Dammit, this was another reason he hated walking around a big city at night, he always managed to catch glimpses of the dark underbelly. He turned around, planning on going the long way home, but he froze when he heard the voice-

“Let me take you home,” a man said.

“That will cost you more. I get the money before we leave, and I take another hit at your place before we do anything.” Another man slurred.

That voice. It sounded like- Derek’s feet were moving him towards the men before he could think.

“Stiles?”

Followed by the past by Amatour424

(6/? I 39,914 I Explicit)

“Just to be clear: you want to give a good fuck like, a literal fuck as a birthday present to Derek Hale,” Scott said uncertainly, his voice laced with confusion.

The pack nodded to his statement, one by one.

“He'll be 30, and we want him to spend this special night in a very-very pleasurable situation. Like any good pack would do for their leader. He deserves it,” Boyd smirked at the human boy.

******

Stiles left the town after his graduation with his boyfriend. He moved back after some serious shit happened to his father. Now, he's alone, without any friends, with a lot on his shoulders. He finds himself in the middle of a horrible misunderstanding, which will maybe lead him to a life he always dreamed about.

Rich Man, Poor Man by TyReed

(10/10 I 58,055 I Mature)

During a first date gone horribly wrong, Stiles Stilinksi realizes that the snarky guy he's been asked out by is actually Derek Hale, an heir to Hale Industries, one of the most profitable companies in the entire world. Who is, for whatever reason, interested in the son of a teacher and a cop, a loser who spends all weekend watching movies in his pajamas, and who is also possibly one of the biggest dorks on the Internet.

At the same time, after screwing up their first date horribly, Derek Hale realizes that the funny guy he's asked out is Stiles Stilinksi, the warmest and kindest individual he's ever met in his life, with a family just a loving and caring. Who is, for whatever reason, interested in a guy who screws up everything he does, lacks any semblance of a backbone, and who is possibly one of the biggest history dorks in all of the United States.

These rich and poor men will come to experience a taste of each other's lives, and learn where the real blessings in the world can be found.

Married at First Glance by WonderWolf

(13/13 I 63,369 I Explicit)

“Those contracts that you signed was you agreeing to follow producer instructions.Your instructions were to give us drama. Whether or not you like each other, you are, for all intents and purposes, hired actors for these seven weeks,” Finstock snaps. “Pretend to actually like each other or I will dock your pay.”- - -Married at First Glance gives its participants seven weeks. Seven weeks, starting when they meet and marry their “perfect match”, to decide if they want to stay married or divorce.

For Stiles and Derek though, the challenge lies within trying to pretend that they don’t absolutely hate each other’s guts. When you’re married to a werewolf who dislikes humans, however, this can get a little tricky.

But the sweet, sweet cash reward at the end will be worth it. Right?

(A Married at First Sight AU)

[moecutio-blog]

Pennywise Imagine

Imagine:

Pennywise transforming into a cat just to be touched by you.

WATTPAD: FeuLoup

The young woman tucked away in the overgrowth wrinkles her nose at the comment, knowing full well she hadn't even had her first kiss yet, let alone had her way with someone. Her body jolts as Rhett's rough hand makes contact with her shoulder, sending a recoil up her body as she scrambles up and bolts in the direction of the place she knew they wouldn't follow.

The sewers.

Ever since Henry Bowers met his untimely demise down there years ago, his posse steers clear of that place. And who could blame them? It seems so many children have met their doom in the winding maze of the underground horror. Not to mention the stench.

Expertly avoiding rocks and roots that may have sent her tumbling, she takes a bounding leap over a small stream winding through the wooded area. Her legs carry her almost absentmindedly to the gaping maw of a large sewer pipe, her jog increasing to a sprint as she spots safety. Bringing her shirt up, she shields her nose as she slides into the murky water, the slushing waste not even bothering her as it soaks her jeans.

She draws her legs to her chest and waits, trying to calm her rapid breaths and thrumming pulse. The crunching of fall leaves on the opposite side of the stream is far, but still too close for her liking.

"Damnit, fuck," Rhett drawls, his accent so thick you'd think he was brought up in Texas, "how da' fuck does she get away like that er'y time?" (Y/N) stifles a giggle at this.

No matter how many times they chase her, and no matter how many times she hides, they can't seem to find her in here. Part of her believes they have an idea and just don't want to come in, and the other part believes they're just that stupid.

She settles with "they're just that stupid."

(Y/N) lets out a quiet chuckle and leans back on the steel of the pipe. Her eyes flutter closed as she hears the crunch of boots on leaves disappear, her body starting to relax. It's almost routine after school. Sixth period, try to avoid the posse, get spotted, run. Like clockwork. Definitely not the ideal way to end the school day but it could be worse.

A sigh escapes her lips as (Y/N)'s heavy eyelids rise slowly, her gaze coming to rest on the ceiling. She peaks her head around the opening, and is satisfied to see - well, not see anyone.

A smile creeps it's way onto her face before a loud caterwauling deep in the pipe causes her to leap from her spot, twisting her body around to face the darkness. Fear grips her chest for a moment before her eyes adjust to the dark, and she can make out the form of a limping, large, ginger cat.

It takes a bit to register what was coming towards her, but eventually the young woman's (E/C) orbs soften, and she lets out a little, "awe." She crouches down and extends her hand out for it to sniff, which it accepts.

"Hello little guy," she coos gently, scratching it under it's chin. She realizes with an unsettling feeling in her gut that as soon as she spoke, the cats bright yellow orbs were fixed deep within hers, unwavering. Shaking it off, she moves to lift the cat to her chest, stroking it lightly. "Awe, poor thing. I can feel your ribs."

It's raspy purrs reverberate as it still stares into her eyes, it's teeth unusually long for a feline. (Y/N) ponders for a moment, looking the cat over before she ultimately decides to dust herself off, adjust her backpack, and carry the cat in her arms all the way home, making sure to be cautious of the 'Redneck Posse,' as she dubbed them.

The key clicks in the lock and the old door creaks open, the fiery ginger animal still wrapped in her arm. Her backpack is thrown carelessly to the floor with a clunk, and she gives her shoes the same treatment. The cat, though, she set down gently.

Although the cat is unusually skinny, it doesn't seem to be injured, and it's long, lush fur is surprisingly well kept for a kitty who lived in the sewers. So (Y/N) decides not to take it to the vet until she finds something really wrong, and wanders into the kitchen, the cat on her heels.

"Well, I don't think I have any cat food," she mumbles to herself, ducking her head into her pantry, "can cats eat, uh, turkey?" She makes her way over to her fridge and pulls out a bag of sandwich meat, to which the cat stares at, unblinking.

Taking that as a good sign, (Y/N) pulls out a small dish and lies strips of the meat across it, turns around and sets it on the floor, "here you go. Eat up."

Suddenly, the cat just appears right in front of (Y/N)'s face. She didn't even see it move, it was just a few feet away, and now it's right here, it's golden eyes burning into hers. She jumps back a bit, trying to process what the hell just happened, the cat seems to... smile?

No, that's impossible. Cats can't smile. Well, unless it's the Cheshire Cat, but, it isn't.

'Snap out of it, (Y/N)!' she scolds herself.

Standing slowly, she doesn't take her eyes off the cat as she makes her way gradually out of the kitchen, heading towards her office.

The old dinosaur of a computer takes a moment to turn on, the gears in the thing so loud you'd think it was about to explode. Once on, (Y/N) goes to her 'Notepad' application, clicks it and types up some 'LOST CAT FOUND' flyers.

A loud yowl causes her to jump for the fourth time today, the cat now on the top of her office chair. Her attention comes to focus on the animal as it lets out a low growl, the computer audibly humming louder, and louder. But (Y/N) doesn't notice, seemingly mesmerized by the cats gaze fixed solely into hers.

Then suddenly the computer pops, the screen turning black, now catching (Y/N)'s attention. Confused, she sighs frustratedly and bangs on the monitor, attempting that for a minute before she gives up and turns to the cat.

"Well, I suppose you're staying with me for awhile," she laughs, reaching up and running her hand across it's soft fur. The cat leans heavily into her touch, drool pooling from it's long-fanged mouth.

'Weird cat.' (Y/N) thinks with amusement.

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A/N: Please, please, pleaaaase let me now what you think on this! I want to know if I should continue with this storyline or use another one.

[senseisyfr]

Driving You Wild, Ready Set GO ! part 2

Bakamono : You all won’t understand how you’ve lost this race hahaha !!!!!

Sado : We’re not gonna let new generations crushing us without doing anything ! We’re old but still worth it ! (Giving a sexy smile to Torigoya)

Bakamono : You’re old ???!!! But how are you still able to drive fast cars at your age ????!!!!

Sado : I MEAN WE’RE OLDER THAN YOU IDIOT !!!!!!!!!! NOT THAT WE ARE OLD PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!!!

Bakamono : Aaah, okay !!!

Shaku : (laughing just like everyone else, shaking her head, playing) Save this girl please, we’re desperate !!

Shibuya : Stop saying rubbish bitches !!! (accelerating)

All the girls imitated her.

Shaku : SHIBUYA GAVE THE TEMPO AND IS FLYING AWAY, NOT WASTING TIME !!!! WOOOH THIS IS TIGHT PEOPLE, BAKAMONO TRIES TO CATCH UP WITH HER !!!! I THINK WE’LL HAVE INTERESTING FIGHTS DURING THIS RACE !!!

Bakamono : (accelerating) Shibuya… I need to get you..!! GNNN..!!!!

Choukoku who was furious, though she didn’t really show it, accelerated too, trying to stop Bakamono. Shibuya looked in the mirror, smiling, seeing Bakamono followed by the MMA girl in her back.

Gakuran : Don’t forget us bitches, we’ll be the winners cause our fanclub is behind us, I made a promise to them !! (smiling)

Ookabuki : Sure, and we all know that it’s an interesting one ! (laughing, looking at Kokabuki and Shaku)

Jisedai : DARUMA GET OFF !!!!! HEY !!!!!! HO WHAT THE FUCK..????!!!!

Daruma was in Team Hinabe’s back, throwing at them some garbage bags of chicken wings ! Shaku, the Kabuki Sisters just like everyone were speechless. 

Uonome : EUAAARK DAMN IT FUCKING REEKS !!!!!!!!!

Dodobusu : HOLY SHIT..!!!!!!!!

Daruma : HAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!! IT’S RIGHT OUT OF THE SHITTER !!!!!!!!!!!! (Keeps throwing her chicken wings on the car, forcing Team Hinabe to swerve dangerously)

Kusogaki : WATCH OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Team Hinabe : WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Team Hormone : HINABE !!!!!!!!! (accelerating, catching up with Daruma)

Scandal : GUYS ONE MORE TIME, LET’S GOOOO !!!!!!!!

Daruma : Hahahaha !!!!!! Bye bye Team Hinabe !!!! EH ?????? WHAT T..AAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Team Hormone : (running into Daruma’s car, singing again on DMX - Party Up) Y’ALL GON MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND !!!!! UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE !!!!! 

Daruma : WHAT THE HELL ????????!!!!!!!! STOP IDIOTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Team Hormone : Y’ALL GON MAKE ME GO ALL OUT !!!!!! (Throwing their own food and their grilling pot at her) UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE !!!!!!! 

Daruma : STOOOOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Team Hormone : Y’ALL GON MAKE ME ACT A FOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (now hitting her through the side of the car) UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daruma : WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (crashed into a shop)

Team Hormone : Y'ALL GON MAKE ME LOSE MY COOL !!!!!! UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE !!!!!! YEAAAH !!!!!!!! (high fiving each other)

Shaku : (laughing like the Kabuki Sisters) They are crazy..!!!! I can’t even speak anymore !!! (laughing hard) The grilling pot..!!! They just threw it like that you know hahaha !!!! (imitating and bursting into laughter) This race is getting crazier !!!! Using garbage bags, my god what the fuck was that seriously ???!!!

Ookabuki : Poor food !!!

Kokabuki : What a waste !! 

Shaku : SO PEOPLE, YOU GOT THE FIRST ONES OUT, TEAM HINABE AND DARUMA !!!!! WE JUST HOPE THAT THEY’RE ALL OKAY !!!!!! GIRLS ARE YOU ALRIGHT ????!!!!

Uonome : Yeah, yeah..!!! Honestly we’re gonna sue her for attempted murder !!!!!!! It was fuckin dangerous !!!!!!!

Everyone was laughing.

Shaku : Hahaha !!! Daruma, you’re okay too ???!!! Hey girl what was all that fuckin stuff you brought ??!! (laughing) 

Daruma : Yeah, I’m fine !! An intimidating technique for my enemies, but it failed ! Aah I just wanted to bring victory to my fans, for Majijooo..!!!

Shaku : Don’t worry they’re all proud of you both here, you gave us a good laugh really !! EVERYBODY PLEASE GIVE A CLAP FOR DARUMA AND TEAM HINABE, THEY DESERVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!

All the yankiis clapping.

Gakuran : Daruma, it’s okay we’re gonna win this !! It’ll be the Old Gen !!!

Daruma : I’m counting on you guys, go Atsunee !!!

Maeda : (smiling) Rest well, we’re gonna use the chicken wings of victory’s force, I promise !!

Daruma : (happy, about to cry) Atsuneeeeee..!!!!!

Akicha : Guys, don’t worry we’ll represent you well, we won’t let the Team’s honor dead !!!

Team Hinabe : Akichaaaaa !!!!!

Bungee : Yeah yeah, we’ll avenge you !!!!

Shaku : What, now you guys change your tune ???? (smiling)

Unagi : Between Teams we always stand together, no matter what !!

Ookabuki : Hahaha !!!! 

Kokabuki : (laughing) But from which side are you ??!! 

Scandal : The Teams’s side !!!! (accelerating)

Akicha : We’re gonna bring you down bitches, watch your asses !!!

Shaku : (shaking her head, smiling) These girls are incredible, really… You’re even, 1-1 so it’s fine !

Shibuya : Tss, cowards who don’t know where they belong to don’t deserve to win anything !! (accelerating)

Mukuchi : You’ll see if we’re cowards you whore !!!! 

All the members turned to her, surprised.

S,A,U,B : MUKUCHIIIII !!!!!!! (happy, big smiles)

Shaku : (playing) If Mukuchi starts to open her mouth then it means trouble !!

Everyone laughing. 

Scandal : GUYS, LET’S CRUSH THEM ALL FOR TEEEAM HORMOOOONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Team Hormone : GOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shaku : (smiling) What good spirits… Okay, what’s happening in the other cars ???

Gekikara : Black, fuck me please..!!!

Black : GODDAMMIT, CAN’T YOU STOP SAYING SHIT AND IN FRONT OF OUR KIDS ???????!!!!!!! 

Gekikara : (eyes closed) Blaaaaack pleaaaase fuck meeee I need youuu…!! 

Black : WHAT’S THIS FUCKIN VOICE ???????!!!!!!! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW GEKIKARA I’M NOT KIDDIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gekikara : (starts to masturbate herself, desperate, eyes still closed) Honeeey pleaase aaahhhh…!! I want youu…!!! Aaaahhhhh….

Black : THE HELL ARE YOU DOING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (grabbing immediately the wheel, panicked) WATCH THIS FUCKIN ROAD, HEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Gekikara : Honeeyy aaahhhh oohhh..!!! Help meeee…!!!

Black : AH..AAAH..!!!! (uncomfortable seeing Gekikara taking off her pants) HOLY SHIT, GEKIKARA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (thinking) “DAMN I COULDN’T HOLD ANY LONGER IF SHE KEEPS GOING..!!!!! SHE KNOWS HOW TO CATCH ME !!!!!!”

Gekikara : Come on Black, fuck meee…!!! Yees, fuck meee please..!!!! Ooohhhh..!

Black : (looking at the road, looking at Gekikara, not really knowing what to do, sweating) DAMN DAMN DAMN FUCKIN HEEELL..!!!!!!

Kokabuki : (looking at the camera angle showing Black and Gekikara) Ho, what the fuck are these two doing again ???!!! WHAT THE..!!!!!!!

Shaku : (shocked) IS GEKIKARA REALLY MASTURBATING HERSELF RIGHT NOW ????????!!!!!!!! JESUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ookabuki : IN FRONT OF HER KIDS, DAMN BUT SHE’S CRAZY..!!!!!!

Shaku : HO BLACK, TAKE THE WHEEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gekikara : (starring intensely at Black while masturbating herself) Honeyy…!!

Black : GGG..!!! FUCK !!!! Gekikara..!!! (heart racing, touching Gekikara’s left thighs)

Gekikara : (smiling, teasing) Mmm honeyy….

Black : (cheeky smile) Ah fuck the kids..!!! (suddenly throwing a sheet on the children and roughly kissing Gekikara)

Shaku : WHAT THE..???????!!!!!!! (noticed that the camera and the sound were suddenly turned off)

Kids : MOMMYYYYYYYYYY WE CAN’T SEE ANYTHING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : (while devoring Gekikara’s face, smiling) Keep quiet boys okay…?! (Kissing) I’m working on your mother…. (kissing)

Gekikara : (smiling, kissing) Yeah, be nice, we won’t be long…. (kissing)

Kid 1 : YES MOMMY, SCREW HER HARD !!!!!!!!!

Black and Gekikara smiled, while kissing each other.

Gekikara : We raised them well…. (smiling, kissing)

Black : (smiling) They got a good example…. (kissing)

Gekikara : (smiling) We are the best parents ever…. (kissing)

Black : I’ll get you pregnant again baby…. (kissing, necking her) Mmm….

Gekikara : (eyes closed) Aahhh ooohhhh..!! Black..!

Black : (taking off Gekikara’s shirt, while quickly doing the same in just one move for her own clothes) Gekikaraa…. Yees..! (kissing, pushing against her, as she was on her body) Yeeees aaahhhh..!!! 

Gekikara : Honey, you’re wet…!! (kissing, thrusting her) My gooood..!!!

Black : (eyes closed) AAAAHHHHH !!!!!! YOU..YOU TOOO..!!!! (doing the same)

Shaku : (still couldn’t watch anything) I don’t fuckin know what’s happening in their car but I hope there’s at least one of them focused on the road !!! 

Gekikara : HONEY, THE WHEEL !!!!!!!!!!!

Black : No no noo…. there’s no wheel dear woman…. (kissing) just you and mee….

Gekikara : BLACK COME ON WE’RE GONNA CRASH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : (kissing) Yeahh we’re crashing baby…. Mmm….

Gekikara : BLACK GODDAMMIT GET OFF I NEED TO SEE WHAT’S GOING ON !!!!!!!!!!!

Shaku : (getting the live connection with the Queens back) Ah, we got..HOLY CHRIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kid 14 : MOMMY VRMM VRRMMM !!!!!!!!

Black and Gekikara : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shaku : WHAT THE HELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GEKIKARA : WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IDIOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kid 14 : SEE MOMMY I’M DRIVING WELL HAHAHA !!!!!!!

Shaku : (shocked) JESUS MARY JOSEPH, DON’T TELL ME THAT THEY ARE NAKED IN FRONT OF THEIR..!!!!!!!!! AAAH… AAAAH..!!!!

Ookabuki : (quickly putting her hand on Shaku’s eyes) NO, YOU’RE NOT DREAMING !!!!!!!

Kokabuki : OH GOSH..!!!!

All the girls heard Black and Gekikara and looked in their mirrors, seeing them naked.

Torigoya : AWWW GEKIKARA SWEETIIIE !!!!! YOU’RE FAT OMG !!!!!!!

Gekikara : WHAT ????????!!!!!!!!

Black : SHUT UP YOU FUCKIN CUNT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF ????????!!!!!!!!

Shibuya : (burst into laughter, followed by everyone) HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!

Sado : (sadist smile) You’re still gorgeous Gekikara…. both of you actually….

Torigoya : (a bit jealous) Saaado look at mee !!!!

Sado : (eyes on Gekikara’s pussy, smiling) Yeah sweetie, don’t worry I’m looking…. (kissing Torigoya)

Gekikara : (crying) Blaaack am I fat ??????!!!!!!

Black : Yeah a bit but that’s normal..

Gekikara : BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Torigoya : You just weight 60 pounds more that’s fine !!

Yuko : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hit the dashboard)

Gekikara : BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHIIIIIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BLAAACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : TORIGOYA YOU BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S ONLY 5 POUNDS MORE, THAT’S ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gekikara : 5 POUNDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : (surprised) DAMN YOU WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CRYING ??????!!!!!! IT’S NOT BIG !!!! YOU’RE STILL THE SAME BEAUTIFUL CRAZY DUMBASS I LOVE !!!

Gekikara : (happy) Honey !!!!!! (kissing) 

Kid 14 : Mommyyy can I drive again please ?????

Black : No get back to your seat !!!!!!!!!!!

Gekikara was taking the wheel when suddenly her son pushed the sunroof button, opening this one !

Kids : YEAAAAAAH IT’S OPEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : WHAT THE..???????!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Gekikara : NO DON’T GET OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shaku : (shocked) OH MY GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

All the kids were already on the sunroof and one of them on the windshield, blocking Gekikara’s view.

Gekikara : WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : GET DOWN RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (opening the door, trying to take back her kid) 

Kid 12 : HAHAHAAA MOMMY YOU’RE NAKED !!!!!

Gekikara : (still couldn’t see anything, panicked as the car was swerving) BLACK, WATCH OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN..!!!!!!!! FUCKIN HELL, GEKIKARA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kid 12 : MOMMY IS MAD HAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : COME HERE YOU IDIOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (trying to grab her son)

Shaku : (still in shock seeing Black naked on the windshield, playing) Parental Advisory Sexual Content here !! If you got kids and that they’re wondering what are these 2 weirdos with big tits and pumpkin pussies, DO NOT WORRY !!! THEY’RE JUST HOOKERS !!!

Everyone was laughing hard.

Yuko : (playing) Streets weren’t enough for them so for being paid more they decided to stand naked on their moving car while saving their child ! You have to seduce everyone, being superheroes, showing what a great model you are for children you know…

Sado : HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!

Yuko : (keeps playing) Actually you’re watching 2 pedophile parents doing a show, so it’s better for you not to watch more cause with a devil and a sicko you know in what kind of trouble you are, especially in amusement parks !

Shibuya : HAHAHAHAHAHAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone was laughing their heads off, clapping.

Shaku : (laughing) Girl, you’re..!!! Shit, I’m gonna pee !!!! 

Ookabuki : Wait a little bit longer cause we got a serious problem right now !!!!!!

Shaku : What..AAH !!!!!!!!!!!

Sado : (sighing) Oh gosh, have kids..!!

Black and Gekikara’s children suddenly jumped very high into the air, one of them having Yuna in his arms, this one crying. Slow motion moment here as everyone looked up at the same time, seeing with horror the kids who were about falling to death. A few frightening secs, racing hearts, all frozen in fear, like a silence that dramatically cut the sound of the wind and everything else around… leaving only Gekikara and Black’s heartbreaking screams, tearfully, stabbing the atmosphere. No time to understand anything or react as Choukoku suddenly came out, gritted teeths, making a big drift, sunroof opening as the kids fell right in her car, 2 of them, Yuna and one of her brothers who were in Choukoku’s arms. Everyone was completely shocked before coming to their senses, all relieved.

Kids : (happy) AUNT CHOUKOKUUU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : (mad and blushing) I’M NOT YOUR AUNT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M A FIGHTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All the girls laughed, smiling.

Sado : (smiling, teasing) And suddenly, the Angel Choukoku from heaven appeared, the savior of children !

Everyone laughed.

Gekikara : MY BABIIIIES !!!!!!!!!! OH THANK GOD YOU’RE ALL ALIVE, OOOH BLAACK..!!!!!! (crying)

Black : Choukoku, thank you so much !!!! We’re really thankful..!!!

Shaku : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN……. WE JUST WENT THROUGH SOMETHING UNBELIEVABLE TONIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE GIVE A FUCKIN BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR CHOUKOKU RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOOOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (yankiis making all the noise they could) SHE SAVED THEIR LIVES, SHE SAVED THEIR LIIIIIIIIIIIIVEES GODDAMMIT AAAAAAAAHHH I DON’T KNOW IF I SHOULD CRY OR SCREAM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Kabuki Sisters laughed.

Yuko : (teasing) It suits you Choukoku… Shibuya, you know what to do now….

Choukoku blushed, a little embarrassed but kept her serious look, knowing that the audience was watching her.

Gekikara : Honey, we found our babysitter !!!!!

Black : Yeah !!!!

Choukoku : HO HEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Everyone laughed while imagining Choukoku’s face.

Sado : She’ll be busy… (smiling) Good for her, take these kind of things far from me !

Gakuran : You don’t want kids ??!!

Sado : No, always crying, screaming, hungry and everything, it’s a pain in the ass ! Not for me. I prefer to live alone… I mean… (looking at Torigoya, smiling, kissing her)

Torigoya : I’ll convince youu..!

Yoga : Can you all shut the fuck up now and focus on the race ????!!!! We don’t fuckin care about your future lives !!!!

Gekikara : YEAH, BYE BYE, NOW THAT WE DON’T HAVE OUR KIDS WE CAN SAY HELLO TO VICTORY HAHAHAHA !!!!!! (accelerating)

Choukoku : (mad) HEY GEKIKARA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M NOT GONNA KEEP THEM DAMMIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT, HO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shaku : Good luck Choukoku, we support you mentally…

Kids : MOMMYYYYYYY BWAAAAAAAAAAAHHH !!!!!!!!!!! THEY’RE LEAVING UUUUUUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Katsuzetsu : Oh no, please not again !!!!

Sado : FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE DO SOMETHING !!!!!!!!!!!!

Otabe : (smiling) Choukoku, sing them a song !

Choukoku : HAH ??????!!!!!! I CAN’T SING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ookabuki : My god, we’re fucked..!!

Kids : BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : (trying to sing, but was awfully bad !) Sleep sleep sleeeep little fighters… euh, monsteeers..!!!

All the girls : (exasperated) OOOH CHOUKOKU, COME OOON…!!!

Kids : BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuko : (hit the dashboard, bursting into laughter) HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!

Shaku : We’re in a bad way…

All the yankiis booed the MMA girl, thing that made her mad.

Choukoku : MIND YOUR FUCKIN ASSES BITCHES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : They prefer funeral or scary songs, try these ones.

Kokabuki : Like parents like kids…

Yuko : (singing a creepy song, imitating a man’s voice, but it was more like she was acting) BOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL WELCOME YOU AT THE CHILDREN’S GRAVEYARD DEAR LITTLE BABIIIIES !!!!!!!!!!

Kids : (crying louder !) BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Black : YUKO, YOU ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU’RE FREAKING THEM OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone laughed hard.

Yuko : Eh ??? Girl you told me they like scary songs, so I sing !!!!

Black : BUT NOT SAYING YOU WELCOME THEM AT A CHILDREN’S GRAVEYARD YOU FUCKIN DUMBASS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shaku : (little smile) Even leaders don’t know anything about kids…

All the girls smiled.

Yuko : (dumb expression, embarrassed, laughing) Well… I think I’m not ready to have a baby ha..hahahahaa !!!! It’s better like this, I prefer to enjoy my youth…

Kokabuki : (laughing) I think we’re all the same !!

Choukoku : HEY, IT DOESN’T TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I SING TO THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!

Daruma : Try one with food, that’s what I do with Takeshi !!! It works all the time !!

Shaku : Ooh, by the way how is he doin Daruma ??!!

Gekikara : Inciting our kids to be obese and end up like a fat ass like you, no thanks !!!!!!!

Daruma : GEKIKARA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuko : HAHAHAHAHAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hit the dashboard)

Black : She’s right, you’re definitively not an example. We wonder how you both are still alive by now…

Everyone was shocked.

Daruma : YOU BASTARDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GEKIKARA, YOU’RE THE LARD ASS !!!!!!!!! LOOK AT YOU WITH YOUR FUCKIN 80 POUNDS !!!!!!!!!

Gekikara : BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 80 POUNDS NOWWWWW..!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : DARUMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR..!!!!!!!!

Kids : BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : HO SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTHS YOU DEMONS OR I’LL THROW YOU OUT OF THAT FUCKIN CAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kids : BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : GGRRGG..!!!!!!!!!! (accelerating, furious)

Instead of being scared, the kids actually laughed, excited and remained quiet a few secs later. Choukoku looked at them in the mirror, shocked.

Choukoku : Damn couldn’t you tell me sooner that they like speeding ????!!!!

Black : They like you, they think you’re funny that’s why. They feel safe too with you…

Shibuya : (smiling) It’s getting me excited… You’re great babe….

Choukoku : (blushing, embarrassed) You think..? 

Shibuya : (looking in the mirror, smiling) Hurry up, catch me…. (sexy wink)

*Everyone whistled*.

Shaku : So seeex..!! Shibuya, you’re such a turn-on girl you know !!

Shibuya : (winked) I’ll arrange something for you too if you want, Shaku….

Shaku : (blushed) No no, thanks..!!

Yuko : It’s gonna be a big gangbang tonight !! (laughing)

Shaku : YUKO !!!!!!!!!! You perv !!!!

Yuko : (smiling) We’re all looking for it…

All the yankiis laughed, excited as well.

Gakuran : (laughing) Girl you turned everyone on now !!

Yuko : As long as you’re all wet it’s okay for me….

All the girls : YUKO !!!!!

Yankiis screamed. 

Shaku : (teasing) We know that YOU already are wet girl, so don’t hide !! Aah, how to catch the audience, ask her…

Yuko : I need to energize them….

Some men whistled too, same as all the girls.

Shaku : (looking at the men, smiling) Looks like a part of your fanclub is terribly excited there !! (talking to them, playing) No need to bark like thirsty dogs guys, you’ll all drink, same for you girls !!

Everyone laughed hard before screaming Yuko’s name.

Otabe : (smiling) Or maybe they’ll drink you instead Shaku…. (winked)

*Whistles*. 

Shaku : All right, stop you pervs cause I think we couldn’t wait til the end of this race hahaha !!! Okay, so how are some of you doing ??!! We don’t hear you, are you alive ???!!! (laughing)

Team Hormone was bouncing their vehicle while smoking hard with their bubblers, music loud.

Shaku : (playing) And we got Team Hormone who are pretty high that we can’t distinguish their car !!! Guys, are you smoking a fuckin gas plant or what ????!!!! 

Everyone laughed. 

Scandal : It’s our masking technique…

Unagi : We are Tornado Hormone so…

Shaku : Hahahahaha !!!!!!

Team Hormone tried to catch up with Black and Gekikara’s car to get their revenge.

Bungee : We’ll smoke you !!!!!!!

Black and Gekikara’s kids who saw the Team passing them, cried.

Choukoku : (smiling) Don’t worry, we’ll have them.

Kid 15 : BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : (panicking) WHY ARE YOU CRYING ?????!!!!! Hmf hmf hmf..OH BWAARK WHAT THE..!!!!!!!! DAMMIT IT REEKS, HE SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone laughed hard, even the kids. 

Yuko : (couldn’t stop laughing and hitting the dashboard) HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!! STOP I’M GONNA PEE..!!!!!! WAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (she almost hit some vehicles that were on the sidewalk) OH FUCK..!!!!! (laughing) 

Torigoya : HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!! THE GIRL NEARLY KILLED HERSELF !!!!!!!! (clapping)

Yuko : It’s because of you, you’re all crazy !!! (laughing)

Kid 15 : BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : Choukoku you need to change Keita’s diaper.

Choukoku : HAH ??????!!!!!! I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!

Gekikara : It’ll be time to give his soup too…

Choukoku : DAMN YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU THINK NOW IS REALLY THE MOMENT ?????????!!!!!!!!! I DON’T HAVE ANY STUFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : He’s gonna shit everywhere if he doesn’t drink…

Choukoku : WHAT ???????????!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOOOSH, IT CAN’T BE..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kid 11 : I WANNA THROW UP, BVR..

Choukoku : HOLY SHIT NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (quickly accelerated, panicked)

She was driving so fast that she was passing all the girls, surprising everyone.

Shaku : LOOKS LIKE CHOUKOKU IS HEADING FOR VICTORY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Magic : DAMMIT !!!!!!!!

Katuzetsu : What the fuck, GUYS DON’T LET HER WIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gakuran : GIRL WAIT WE’RE COMING !!!!!!!

Daruma : HAHAHAAA !!!!!! GO CHOUKOKU !!!!!!!!

Kamisori/Zombie : STOP HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly, all the kids farted like cannon at the same time, making Yuna cry. With 15 smelly farts in the car, the atmosphere was, as you guessed... unbreathable. 

Choukoku : (suffocating) WEURRRRK..!!!!!!!! BLAAAARRK !!!!!!!! KOF KOF !!!!!!!! HUMPH..!!!! HOLY FUCKIN..KOF KOF KEUF AARK..!!!!!!!!!!

The Kabuki Sisters, Shaku, Black and Gekikara all cried from laughing, clapping.

Yoga : Guys you’re so fuckin disgusting, who farted like that ????!!!! Seriously go home if you have the runs, clean your asses !!!!!

Center : (wondering, serious) What the fuck is that smoke in Choukoku’s car ???!!! Is she burning or something ??!!

Shaku : (laughing) CENTER..!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA SHE KILLED ME !!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : (who could barely speak !) THE... THE KIDS..!!!! THEY... FARTED... AAARRK..!!!

All the girls now were laughing hard, understanding. Yuko hold her pussy, trying not to piss.

Otabe : Poor Choukokuu !!! 

Akicha : My god it’s disgusting...

Sado : (laughing) You understand now why we don’t want kids people !!!

All the yankiis laughed.

Shaku : Ho Choukoku how is the sauna ?????!!!!! (laughing)

Choukoku : (holding her breath) I... WANNA DIE..!!!!

Gekikara : Just like their mother !!!!! CHOUKOKU ARE YOU MAD ?????!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m proud of you boys !!!!!

Black : (playing) That’s what I’m going through every night in our bed...

Kokabuki : Oh my god, Gekikara..!!! Hahaha !!!

Gekikara : Our bed smells really good guys I assure you... (kissing Black)

Shaku : (laughing) Ah well, we believe you haha !! Guys, we’re all laughing but Choukoku is actually the number one right now, you should hurry !!!

Magic : It won’t be a member from the Old Gen again !!!!

All the girls accelerated. Black and Gekikara were next to Choukoku, this one used the opportunity to open her sunroof.

Choukoku : TAKE YOUR MONSTERS BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (looking at Yuna who was in her arms) Though you stink, you’re cute... (smiling before giving her to one of the kids) Be careful when you’ll all jump okay ?! Bye.

Kids : THANK YOU FIGHTER CHOUKOKU !!!!!

Choukoku raised an eyebrow, surprised but thinking that being called like that didn’t sound too weird.

Gekikara : SEE YOU LATER DEARS WE FINISH THE RACE AND WE’LL TAKE YOU BACK, HAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (accelerating)

Black : THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (forcing her to slow down) ENOUGH WITH YOUR CHILDISH THINGS DAMMIT, TIME TO ACT LIKE A PARENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gekikara : (laughing) JUST KIDDIN, HAHAHA !!!!! (she opened the sunroof)

Kids : (jumping out of Choukoku’s car, falling in their parents’s one) MOMMYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (they all farted at the same time and Keita shit everywhere, making Gekikara skid)

Gekikara : WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They almost crashed against a building. Scared, the kids cried before laughing. Black and Gekikara looked at them, smiling, knowing too that the race was over in their case. They were relieved.

Gekikara : I think we’ll do better next year... (kissing)

Black : (smiling) Hm. (kissing) Now... we’re in a deep shit for real. 

Both of them laughed.

Shaku : All right everybody, Black and Gekikara are out, make some fuckin noise for them, STANDING OVATION PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All the yankiis screamed, clapping.

Shaku : We’ll let them time to clean up themselves and changing before they join us... ALL RIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (surprised the Kabuki Sisters again) Hahaha !! There are some people who are really quiet tonight, it’s a little worrisome !! (the Kabuki Sisters laughed) No but seriously..!! (laughed) They had an accident or what ???!!! We’re gonna check it right now, WOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!! (played a song, Far East Movement ft Cataracs & DEV - Like A G6) 

All the yankiis were getting crazy.

Shaku : AAH !!!!!!! AAAH !!!!!!!!!! The audience is still alive that’s great, you guys are always alive !!!! It’s nice !!!

All the girls reacted too.

Center and Nezumi : (looked at each other, surprised, happy) OMG THAT’S OUR SOONG !!!!!!

Shibuya : (dancing) So doope !!!

Gakuran : It brings me memories !!

Yuko : That bass... that beat... Shaku, you know how to fire us up !!

Yoga : (dancing) We’re ready for the p-p-partyy !

Magic : Alcohol please !!

Bakamono : Weed please !!

Otabe : Haha !!!

Center : Daamn, serious Shaku, that’s how we had our first at the club Nezumi and I !! My gooood... 

Shaku : (intrigued, playing) Your first ?? Hmm go on Center, we all wanna know more about that, tell us your ‘first’ ! 

Everyone laughed.

Shaku : You know you shouldn’t have brought it out... (laughing, looking at the Kabuki Sisters)

Center : Haha !!! No, actually... (looking at Nezumi who smiled) to tell you the truth, Nezumi  was sooo drunk !! She could barely stand ! (laughing) She was dancing like an alcoholic, she was so cute !!

Nezumi : You too !! (smiling)

Shaku : So she invented the drunk dance special alcoholics, okay all right we get it... (looking at the Kabuki Sisters, laughing) Then ?

Nezumi : I traumatized her so much that she threw up...

Everyone laughed.

Center : We ended up in the bathroom and that’s all...

Shaku : What ???!!! How that, that’s all ??!! Nonono girl, tell us completely, a first time is funny you know !!

Center : Eh ?? Nooo, it wasn’t the first time for us, it was only the first time ‘together’ as a couple !! Well, our first date outside.

Everyone was disappointed.

Shaku : Roooh it’s lameee !! We all understood that it was your first for each other here !

Center : Hahaha noo come on !! (laughing) 

Ookabuki : (teasing) But what happened in the bathroom then ??!! 

Kokabuki : Oh you know, normal things they didn’t do anything ! (laughing)

Nezumi : She jumped on me like an animal that I fell into the toilet !!

Shaku : HAHAHAHA !!!!!! No wayy !!!! 

Torigoya : What a sexy position !! 

Nezumi : That’s how we connected even more to each other... (winking, smiling)

Everyone laughed.

Gakuran : I imagine how deep Center fucked you hahaha !!!

Center : She still got the marks from the seat... (smiling, kissing)

Nezumi : Hahaha !! My Centeer.... (kissing)

Choukoku : Add those from defeat too.

All the girls looked at the same time in their mirrors, Choukoku was actually far ahead of them.

Magic : Oh fuck !!!! (accelerated)

Gakuran : HO CHOUKOKU WAIT FOR US !!!!!! (accelerated too)

Sado : The winner has to be a Rappappa !!!!!!!! (doing it too)

Shaku : LOOKS LIKE IT’S GETTING CLOSER EVERYBODY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Nezumi : We won’t let you win... (smiling)

Center suddenly sat on her lap, singing, dancing, seductive. The two girls teased each other.

Center : Drink it up, drink-drink it uup ! (kissing)

Nezumi : When sober girls around me, they be acting like they drunk... They be acting like they drunk, acting-acting like they drunk ! (kissing)

Shaku : (talking to the Kabuki Sisters) Let’s turn it up a bit oh yeaah, woooo !!!!

Center : Popping bottles in the ace, like a blizzard.... (kissing) When we drink we do it right gettin slizard.... (biting Nezumi’s ear)

Nezumi : Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6.... (kissing) Now I’m feeling so fly like a G6.... (necking her)

Center and Nezumi : Like a G6, like a G6.... Now I’m feeling so fly like a G6.... (kissing, smiling, biting their lip)

Shaku : That’s hot actually here ! 

Shibuya : Choukoku, I’m catching you... (smiling)

Choukoku : (looked in her mirror, smiling) Try.

Gakuran and Maeda were now next to Choukoku. Gakuran smiled at her, the two accelerated.

Shaku : GAKURAN MAEDA AND CHOUKOKU ARE NOW FIGHTING, PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOO IT’S INTERESTING IT’S INTERESTING LOOK AT THEM THEY’RE REALLY INTO THE ACTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT WHO WILL BE THE FIRST AND WILL THE OTHERS BE ABLE TO CATCH UP WITH THEM ?????!!!!! SUSPENSE SUSPENNSEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sado : Those bitches !!!! (accelerated)

Torigoya : Oh my goood, it’s so hot aahhh...!! (taking off her tshirt throwing it in Sado’s face)

Sado : HO WHAT THE F..AAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (car swerving dangerously) DAMN TORIGOYA I’M DRIVING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Torigoya : (touching her boobs) Mmmm.... don’t you want them...? Saaadoo it’s too hot inside..!! I need to get myself comfortable...!

Sado : You teaser !! (smiling) You're really something !

Torigoya : (now took off her pants) I’ll give you all my energy, it’ll boost you honey...! (kissing)

Sado : (looking at her bra and panties) Aww..!! All in red... Torigoya ohh..! We’ll arrive quickly baby !!

Torigoya : Hahahaaa !!! (smiling) I knew you’d love it honey....

All the yankiis whistled, screaming.

Shaku : Whatever the weather is, Torigoya is always half naked you know... (laughing)

Ookabuki : Whatever the circumstances too haha !!

Shaku : She woke up all the audience now ! (smiling) Torigoya, you’re making everyone crazy here !!

Torigoya : Mmm.... (removed her bra) let’s continue then.... (winked)

Everyone whistled and screamed even more.

Sado : (blushed, uncomfortable) Ho ho hey hoo stop..!!!! Torigoyaa..!!!

Torigoya :(teasing, throwing her bra at Sado’s face) Faster, honey.... (winked)

2nd part, thank you for reading guys ! It’s not over yet, well I didn’t expect that it would be so long actually, I have to cut it here a bit. How to expect things, I never know what to expect ! I’ll add the 3rd part soon, hoping that it’ll be the last one cause otherwise....... Anyway, enjoy :) !