#Ler!papyrus

[feathers-cloud]

"YOU ASKED FOR IT."

Don't mess with the tickle skeleton 😅

DNI : MINORS, NSFW/K1NK/FET1SH BLOGS, AGELESS ACCOUNTS

[giggleeclown]

Tickletober Day 5: Sneak Attack/Scare

They did NOT expect to be playing the same prank on each other. Neither are complaining, though… 💕

Want to use my prompt list? It’s right here!

[comfytickles]

I can’t believe I did this….

Day two of tickletober: Anticipation!

For some reason when @ticklishshenanigansau starting posting this stuff I was like “HHHHhhhhhHHhHHnNNNN! Sans needs to get   W R E C K E D”

Also Sans and Papyrus belong to Toby Fox.

[skeletongiggles]

Finished it~!

Sans can fall asleep anywhere, so I imagine the floor isn't the weirdest place Papyrus has found him. He's totally not pretending to be asleep so he can rest in~

Papy isnt having it uwu

[fictitious-fluff]

This was written in 2021 for Tickletober2021. (also posted on @ticklishshenanigansau using their prompts) Posting this here to log my progress as a writer.

(yes i am p ry lc, have to seperate the name as I want this to be a seperate account that people that know me irl wont be able to find it by searching up my name)

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Brush the Stubbornness Away

Prompt: Brushes / Paint

Fandom: Undertale

No pairings

Masterpost

What time was it. 6am? 7am? Either way it was early. Papyrus and Frisk were doing something in the living room, but what? Sans had never been woken up by noise before but I guess this was his unlucky day. He sluggishly sat up from his mattress, not being able to go back to sleep. Tiredly, Sans decided he should get some coffee or ketchup to help him start the day. He threw on his jacket and started walking out of his room. Teleporting when he was tired was never a good idea anyways. Walking down the stairs, he closed and rubbed his eyes, trying to get accustomed to the light.

"Frisk, can you hand me more yellow paint on your left?" 

One step

"Okay!"

Two ste- CRASH

Both Papyrus and Frisk's head snapped to the staircase. There was Sans, lying face flat on a puddle of blue paint with one of his foot in a paint can. "ngh... ow." Sans winced. Papyrus rushed over to Sans with a concerned look on his face. "Are you alright Sans?" he asked.

"yeah m'fine." Sans replied, pushing himself upright. "what are ya doing anyways? and why are ya doing it so early in the morning... "

"Oh! Frisk and I are just making a masterpiece painting. As for the timing... We thought you wouldn't be woken up even if we did it this early. Guess we were wrong." Papyrus stated. "You should get yourself cleaned up brother."

"m'lazy.. i'll just stay here and watch for the next 1 hour while ya do your thing. anyways, it's not that bad, see?" Sans pointed at his jacket. "it's just like my jacket, almost indistinguishable heh" he snickered. Papyrus squinted his eyes at Sans, giving him a 'seriously?' look which just made Sans's grin widen.

Papyrus thought about something for a brief moment and then smirked. "Well brother... Since you insist on not cleaning yourself on your own, let me help you." With that, Papyrus turned Sans's soul blue. Frisk peeked over, curious to see what Papyrus had in store. "Frisk, could you help me get the dry scrub brushes from the drawer in our toilet upstairs? Oh and a small pail of water if you are able to handle it. Thanks!" Frisk nodded and sprinted upstairs.

"!? uh... is it bad that i'm nervous and have no idea what you are planning? heh..." Sans stammered, while trying to kick the bucket off.

"Come on brother, I'm sure you can figure it out. You're good with crosswords aren't you? Just fill in the gaps using the 'clues'." Papyrus stated.

After the paint bucket finally came off, Sans thought about it for a moment. "paps i really have no idea what you're trying to hint at. unless it's trying to just scrub the paint of me or somthing. judging by your smirk though, thats probably not the whole stor- wait..." a thought seemed to occur is Sans's mind. "you're n-not thinking what i think you're thinking of right? please say i'm wrong this time."

"If you're thinking what I'm thinking of right now, then yes brother."

Gulp. "h-hey paps, let's not be too harsh. we can just talk about this o-okay?"

Just as Sans spoke, Frisk came running down. Trying to balance 3 scrub brushes in one hand while holding a pail on the other. She was trying to be as fast as possible yet not drop any of the brushes.

"Sorry dear brother but you've brought this upon yourself. I tried to be nice."

Sans considered teleporting away but soon realised that with Papyrus's soul magic active on him, it would probably be really dangerous to try. Persuading didn't seem like it was doing anything and using his attacks or soul magic on Papyrus to push him away was out of the window too, since he didn't want to risk hurting Pap. He was really in for it this time... doomed. Geez why had he not just listened?

"Thanks!" Papyrus exclaimed as Frisk handed him the brushes. "Feel free to join in whenever you feel like it Frisk."

Papyrus playfully grinned, holding up a soaked brush. "Ready?"

"please, no. we can calmy talk about this please!" Sans chuckled nervously. Eyes locked on the dreaded cleaning tool.

"Too late brother!" with that, Papyrus darted for Sans's ribs.

"gh! waiiiahaiitttahha pahaahaaaapppp- stahahhaap naahahhaa!!!" Sans cackled. His ribs had always been really sensitive, whether it be pain, or touch, and that was with fingers. Now, it wasn't just that, it was full blown brushes! Together with the cold water, the both made terrible combinations.

Damn he wished he had just complied.

Frisk looked in awe. Skeletons can be ticklish? How? She had so many questions swirling in her mind. However, she put her questions aside and dipped a brush in the pail, eager to help 'clean' Sans up.

"You can clean his feet if you want to Frisk."

"Okay!" Frisk chirped

"nohooooo waiiiiiieeeheett aha! oh gahaad staaaahaap! frihisk nahaa-" Sans cackled. "pleeheease! I cahaaan't ahaa!"

"Are you going to clean yourself now brother? Or do Frisk and I have to continue helping you?"

"yeheaahass!! pleheehease staahap oh gaahaad!"

"Hm.." Papyrus contemplated for awhile. "If I stopped now, who's to say you won't do it again? I think you should be punished a little longer juuusst to make sure."

"nahahaa! Iheem saharaahaeee" He regretted everything. Maybe he pushed pap's buttons too far this time, especially this early in the morning. However, something about this was... slightly fun? Maybe the bonding? Though, it was still maddening. "pleeheease nohoo ahah!"

Papyrus soon started to slowly work his way down to Sans's lower ribs. This made Sans shriek and squirm more than ever. He really tried his best to pull away but it was all futile. It was amazing how he hadn't kicked Frisk yet.

"plehe-pleeeheese merheeceehee!!!" sans wailed. "sstaahaaaa--!"

"Okay, okay I think the poor guy has had enough." Papyrus snickered, removing his gravity spell from Sans. "Frisk, you can stop now."

As both Frisk and Papyrus stopped, Sans gasped for air. "th..hff... thank... god...hf.."

"Do you need water?" Papyrus questioned.

"ys.. please... hff, thanks pap."

"No problem brother!"

"You all right Sans?" Frisk asked.

"ye.. hf.. i'm fine. thanks for asking kiddo." Sans replied.

"thnks pap" Sans said, gulping down the cup of water.

"After drinking your water remember to go shower." Papyrus reminded.

"i don't know- i'm still a little tired... and a couple more minutes of lieing here wo-" Papyrus glared at sans. "okay, okay! i'll go now! hehe geez." Sans then teleported upstairs to get himself cleaned up.

Needless to say, that morning sure had been an eventful, and messy one too.

[tickly-giggles]

https://at.tumblr.com/skeletongiggles/finished-it-sans-can-fall-asleep-anywhere-so-i/u2uji9cr3u72

New post on my other Tumblr qvq

[giggleeclown]

I literally have had the ‘gullible papyrus’ hc for years oooohmygod (and I saw the art based on this too,, awwwughhh 💕💕💕💕)

You want him to close his eyes for a minute? Okay! No questions asked!

Put his arm up? Well, all righty then!

Don’t move for a minute? Hold still? Golly, he’ll try!

Give you his arm/hand/foot for a second? Sure!

Let you pick him up for a minute? Wowie, yay!

No matter how many times it happens he cannot catch it fast enough before he realizes

Meanwhile sans is already dodging before you say anything… but he may still allow you some pity tickles. Especially if you’re Papyrus. ;}

Omg I just imagine papyrus falling for the raise your arm thing. 

Like Sans just telling papyrus to raise his arm, Then papyrus just fricking raises his arm up high,  and sans tickling papyrus at the side of his ribs then clamping his arm down and glaring at his brother, then tickling sans back 

[coy-lee]

OH! And uhhh... One more baby gift because I felt like venting a need I've had for years now.

Merry Christmas to all those who love the skelly bois💖

[yallmakemyassitch]

Let us reminisce...

(aka never ever dump)

#1: "Lee" Cassette Goon

Okay this one was honestly just a pipe dream; CG in lee mood. Didn't look all that deep into it and just thought it would be cool to draw considering her personality lol

#2: Underfell Papyrus?!

Yeahhhhh lemme explain. So there's this person on DeviantArt who made BANGER tickle fics of Undertale, especially Underfell and I fucking loved how they characterized Papyrus as this mean, tough soldier when in reality, he was a softy who loved tickling his bro. The fics are so heartwarming and while the account has laid stagnant for a while now, I absolutely recommend you read them. Can't remember the username so just search up "Underfell tickle fanfic" and the first result should be called Brother Monster. Anyways I wanted to do a digital drawing with UF!P absolutely annihilated Sans but I fucked shit up with the second panel so.... Just imagine Sans is being destroyed right now

#3: Torture

Gypsy was essentially being interrogated for information after being captured and kidnapped to the AAHW. Obviously, when it comes to the tickle torture it wasn't anything she expects and Gypsy quickly learns that the Auditor will not stop his until he gets what he wants

#4: Ironic situation

Pretty funny how he was a ruthless leader just three images ago. I had a Soldat OC in mind and made him the lover of the Auditor, someone he can be soft with behind closed doors but also have fun with. Essentially, Auditor liked being tickled and used his own powers just so the Soldat can come over and do the t h i n g ᕦ⁠(⁠ò⁠_⁠ó⁠ˇ⁠)⁠ᕤ. I actually want to make him real so expect him to show up real soon (+)

#5: The final zerbert for dessert

I had a lot of trouble with p.t 2 of the TxA post and this happened to be the panel that got scrapped, nothing much to say about it other than I thought it was too bland.

Anyways sorry for the lack of new content, exams start next week and I've been mostly focused on school. What you saw was just some old art that never made it out alive, most of my never ever really are just sketches or art so old it'll make you age 10 years just looking at it. It's cool though, I'm still working on Chapter 1 of my fic and the release date should be out soon. Isn't that so exciting?!!! Anyways hope y'all's year has been starting off pretty well, byeonara for now! (⁠ﾉ⁠≧⁠∇⁠≦⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠ ⁠ﾐ⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻ 💕

[giggleeclown]

Just because there’s a lack of lee!Papyrus now and I’m trying to fill the void doesn’t mean these funny bones won’t be tickled! I love them both with all my soul and they deserve to be tickled a skele-ton!

[giggleeclown]

hhhrrgrfrgrfgrrrghhhhhh,,,

frisk is vulnerable when it comes to the skelebros because skeleton hands are ticklish to humans

sans and papyrus could just take off their gloves and tickle the heck out of frisk if they wanted to, but they’re too nice to em to do that

[comfytickles]

Ahhhh! I couldn't draw digitally today but I made up for it in ink! (Fits the month too, 'Inktober'? Eh? Eeeeeh?)

If you wanna find the prompt sheet I'm using go to @ticklishshenanigansau and show them some love.

Ackk look at that photo. Back when I didn't know what cropping was :/

[skeletongiggles]

WIP~!

Just a late night doodle of Papyrus tickling Sans awake for sentry duty. Sans likes sleeping on the floor for some reason, don't question it~

[luckmorce]

✦UnderSeveral in two routes alternative✦

[botei a música pra caso queiram ler sobre a au que eu criei com música- e obrigado pela atenção]

M.T Ebott

20XX

Em uma batalha frenética entre humanos e monstros lutando por si,por 10 anos durou essa guerra..por conta de desunião..então após essa longa guerra.Os monstros saíram vitóriosos,entretanto os humanos foram mandados para o subsolo pelo L.M gaster,o rei e também um grande cientista dos monstros,que apenas se comunicava através de sinais com as mãos,com seu enorme poder ele baniu os humanos para o subsolo e os prendeu com um grande selo feito por sua magia,que só poderia ser quebrada com uma alma de um monstro.Após isso nenhum humano jamais foi visto na superfície..

Então como comemoração eles começaram a reconstruir uma cidade apenas para monstros e qualquer outros tipos de criaturas.Entretanto em um certo dia,três guardas reais,que apenas estavam aproveitando suas folgas,começaram a fazer um pequeno piquenique perto da antiga montanha que há anos havia acontecido a guerra de 10 anos...

*então eles foram até um local que podesse ser mais confortável possível e então Dyne pegava uma grande toalha de piquenique que estava dobrada em uma cesta e colocava no chão.

Dyne Undyne: -Sans..ver se tu acha por aí alguma pedra pra prender a toalha no chão,não irei usar minhas lanças pra isso não.

Nuller sans:- (suspirava) heh ok,o paps vai comigo

Layer papyrus:- hmmm,com os gaster blasters não seriam mais fácil?maninho heh

Nuller sans:- ah sim ok,anda logo

*então Nuller ia na direção de Layer e o puxava pelo braço e saia Andando,enquanto layer fazia um leve cafuné no capacete de Nuller

*Então depois de alguns minutos eles começam a pegar algumas pedras até que...

Layer papyrus: -olha...eh sans..esse aqui não era o local que aconteceu aquilo?.

Nuller Sans: -ehh..o monte M.T Ebott-..hmm lenda tensa.

Layer papyrus: -ehh dissem que até hj,os humanos vivem debaixo da terra- que coisa louca né?

Nuller sans: -Exatamente;-;,mas assim - só vamos pegar isso aqui e ir fazer o glorioso banquete

Layer papyrus: -kkk certo só me diz uma coisa aí,ehh ...isso é meio assustador né?

Nuller sans: -Por ai,mas vamos antes que a Dyne grite com a gente -_-

Layer papyrus: -tá só vou pegar essa pedra aqui

*Então Layer papyrus se inclina para pegar a pedra e barulhos de gelo quebrando são possíveis se ouvidos após ele pisar no chão

Nuller sans: -

(se assusta e ativa o olho) escuta... vou tentar usar o controle de alma,só fica parado.

Layer papyrus: -...ok,eh bom ok

*Então Layer papyrus apenas ficam olhando para Nuller sans que estava se concentrando-se para não perder o foco ao usar o controle de alma,então logo ele usa controle de alma em Layer papyrus e o puxava para longe daquele chão e o colocava em uma área segura

Nuller sans: -(suspirava de alívio)...mds que susto...mano se tá bem paps?.

Layer papyrus: -HEHEH TÔ SUPER BEM- mano quase me borre-

Nuller sans: -Kkkkkk mds .. hm..ah,vamos logo e avisar a dyne sobre isso.

Layer papyrus: -ok

*então Layer papyrus começava a andar e então Nuller sans ia o seguir,porém no momento que sua bota tocou o solo,sua perna afundou no gelo mistérioso que se rachou de repente,mas como ele estava de armadura o protegeu,entretanto ele sofreu com a tensão do impacto

Nuller sans: -AHH!CARAMBA...grrr..Mas que p-..

Layer papyrus: -MDS- SANS PERA,AH..-

(Começava a surtar)

Nuller sans: -pss- te aquieta que tá tudo suave,não quebrei a perna,mas isso tá estranho só vai chamar a dyne por favor .. avisa ela sobre esse negócio,. Pode ser claramente uma armadilha -..

Layer papyrus: -escuta aqui..não vai querer dar uma de herói..mas se tu me dizer que realmente está bem...eu vou,porém não quero te deixar só...mano..eu entrei na guarda real para realizar meu grande sonho...e você veio,Porque...simplesmente eu não sei realmente não sei ...-

Nuller sans: -ei fi eu não levei um tiro não,vai logo chamar ela,;-; ela é literalmente a líder-,depois tu surta

Layer papyrus: -mas rapaz-ok tô indo-

*Layer papyrus saia correndo mais rápido que conseguia até a dyne

Layer papyrus: -AGUENTA AI SANS!

Nuller sans: -Lá ele- agora como eu vou sair daqui?..

*Enquanto Layer papyrus se distanciava cada vez mais,Nuller sans tentava se teleportar,porém apenas o ajudou a cair mais a buraco a dentro...

Nuller sans: -MDS-

*Ele tentou se teleportar de novo ou ativar seu gaster blaster para subir nele,porém como estava caindo em alta velocidade,ele percebeu que não ia dar tempo que poderia bater feito no gaster blaster,então apenas o desativou,enquanto caia em queda livre em um buraco que parecia não ter fim

Nuller sans: -AH DROGA

*Então ele olha pra cima,e de repete colide com um colchão de flores cianas que brilhava no escuro daquele buraco.

*No entanto ele assustado com aquilo,pois apenas estava abalado com impacto,acabou desmaiando sobre o colchão de flores...

Continua...

[flames-tstuff]

AW

Falling down- Underfell!Papyrus x Frisk

Lil platonic fic for all you UF! trash out there. Frisk is always falling over and scraping their knees and Papyrus thinks he’s found a solution to their accident prone nature. THIS IS A TICKLE FIC SO Y'ALL HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

Papyrus sighed in exasperated annoyance, here he was….the Great Papyrus who should be seeing to traps, intimidating those around him or preferably both, is placing a bandage on the knee of a human child who had fallen over for the millionth time that week. He couldn’t understand why the human was so incompetant and clumsy, hell they were clumsier than his brother was lazy! He looked over at the little scrapes and bruises that covered the human’s legs, he had to admit that it worried him.

What if they really hurt themselves one day….not that he cared, if they ended up dead in a ditch it would mean Asgore wouldn’t get their soul. It wasn’t like he cared about the child…and yet. He inspected the child sat on the sofa before him, he did somewhat admire them. Their evident determination and seeming fearlessness was interesting to see, most monster children didn’t possess that strength of attitude. Nevertheless, they had to be more careful.

Papyrus stood up straight and placed himself next to the human who gave him a small smile, to which he responded in a serious manner.

‘HUMAN, LISTEN TO ME WELL. YOU NEED TO STOP BEING SO ACCIDENT PRONE, ARE YOU TRYING TO GET YOURSELF HURT?! I MEAN LOOK AT YOURSELF!!’

Frisk cast their eyes down and looked upon their legs to see the scratches and bruises, they did try to not fall over all the time. They honestly did! But with little legs it was kinda difficult, they looked back up and shook slightly at Papyrus’ hard stare. He was still quite intimidating, especially with his loud voice.

‘YOU CANNOT EXPECT ME TO FIX YOU EVERY TIME YOU FALL VICTIM TO YOUR CLUMSINESS!! I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO BE DOING!!’

Frisk nodded but couldn’t help their lip quivering as they held back tears at his harsh tone, their eyes began getting hotter and they felt the tears build up. They turned to hide their face, they were certain that Papyrus would mock them for it. Papyrus wasn’t surprised at their lack of response, the human never was very talkative. He was about to leave when a small noise caught his atrention….it sounded like a…..sob?

Papyrus became confused, was the human in more pain that they let on? But then he realised….it was him. He knew he had an intimidating voice but it had never reduced someone to tears before. Perhaps it was a human thing. He scanned the human’s face, he admired the fact that they were trying to hold it back. He knew he should probably try and get them to stop, but he didn’t exactly know how. Papyrus shuffled closer and patted the human lightly on the back.

‘UM….SHUSH NOW HUMAN….THERE IS REALLY NO NEED TO CRY, THEY’RE ONLY A FEW SCRAPES….’

Frisk didn’t reply, Papyrus shifted his hand to their knee and squeezed it in a comforting gesture. However the human’s reaction was not what he expected; they jumped at the contact and let out a small yelp, he thought he’d hurt them.

‘APOLOGIES, DID THAT HURT YOU HUMAN?’

To his befuddlement however, Frisk shook their head. Papyrus’ forehead crinkled in confusion, then why did they jump? He waited a few seconds before deciding to repeat the action, Frisk jumped again…..but this time he could’ve sworn he’d heard a giggle from them. Then, a mischievous grin spread on his face as he understood…..the little human was ticklish. He snickered at how pathetic that little weakness was, but was delighted since its existance was about to be very beneficial to him now.

‘HUMAN…..I BELIEVE I HAVE JUST THOUGHT OF A WAY TO RID YOU OF THIS CLUMSINESS. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TELL YOU?’

He withheld his smirk as Frisk looked up at him, their eyes filled with a mix of confusion and curiosity in equal measure; they nodded slowly. Papyrus smirked as he leant over the human, holding his hands above their torso.

‘WE CAN…….TICKLE IT OUT OF YOU!’

With that he smirked and dug his nimble fingers into the little torso before him, and felt a swell of triumph as the high pitched giggles that began to fill the room. Frisk squirmed in earnest against Papyrus’ tickly torture, but to no avail.

‘WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING HUMAN? YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE ME, YOUR TICKLISHNESS IS AT MY MERCY NOW!!!’

Papyrus couldn’t help but feel amused at the effect his teasing had on the human, their giggles were constant now as he scribbled and scratched at their sides and stomach.

‘Nahahahahahaha stahahahahahap!!!’

Papyrus chuckled lightly as he wrapped one arm around them and fluttered his fingertips around their neck and under their chin; which caused them to scrunch up their shoulders and squeal and yelp amidst their laughter.

‘NOW WHY WOULD I DO THAT? I NEED TO RID YOU OF YOUR INSANE CLUMSINESS AND THIS IS THE ONLY CLEAR WAY TO DO THAT!! NOW THEN, I WONDER IF THERE’S A PARTICULAR SPECIAL SPOT THAT WILL ALLOW THAT HM?

‘NOHOHOHOHOHO!!! NOHOHOHOWHEHEHEHEHERE!!!’

Papyrus raised a brow bone with a smirk.

‘OHO IS THAT SO? PERHAPS WE SHOULD TEST THAT, JUST TO BE SURE?’

Frisk shook their head frantically as Papyrus sported a pensive expression as he absently moved his hands so as to play their ribs like a piano. Suddenly, a light lit up in Papyrus’ eyesockets as he flicked them to Frisk’s knees; which, along with their legs, had been constantly flailing for the past couple of minutes. Papyrus grinned at Frisk who was giggling in anticipation.

'HMMMM I WONDER….YOUR KNEES HAVE CERTAINLY BEEN FLAILING IN EARNEST, PERHAPS THEY’D LIKE SOME OF MY ATTENTION?’

Frisk’s widening eyes and shaking head only encouraged him to dive in and skitter the backs of Frisk’s knees, and their reaction was certainly something.

'NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!!!!’

The fact that Frisk was now incapable of forming coherent sentences amused Papyrus so much he almost fell into a laughing fit of his own! He scribbled, pinched and squeezed every inch of their knees till there were little beads of tears were leaking from their eyes, and the laughter was streaming like a waterfall. However eventually, and slightly regrettably, Papyrus let up his tormenting and let Frisk catch their breath as he himself sported a smug grin; he’d never admit it but he quite enjoyed making the human laugh. He glanced at the human, they seemed to have recovered and were looking at him with slight trepidation, but not overwhelming fear.

'CAUGHT YOUR BREATH HUMAN? I HAVE TO SAY I COULD NOT HAVE ANTICIPATED YOUR REACTION, IT WAS QUITE A MARVEL TO BEHOLD!!’

He chuckled as Frisk scrunched in embarrassment and a little smile showed on their face. Papyrus was rather pleased with himself, making people laugh wasn’t really his deal, but then again there wasn’t really anything that he WAS bad at. He was about to excuse himself since he had a few things to attend to, when he felt something warm bump into him and wrap itself round his spine. He looked down in surprise but breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that it was only Frisk.

He was still no less surprised however, he figured Frisk would still find him reasonably intimidating….although….ah forget it. He patted them lightly on the head and felt a warm swell when they looked up at him and grinned a full, joyous grin. Papyrus did not hesitate in returning the gesture.

'NOW AS LOVELY AND SENTIMENTAL THIS IS, WE CANNOT HAVE SANS DISCOVERING WE’VE DONE THIS. I STILL HAVE TO MAINTAIN MY REPUTATION TO HIM AT THE VERY LEAST!!’

He smiled in a satisfied fashion when Frisk nodded with a determined expression. Papyrus imagined he could get used to humans, even if they did fall down a lot.

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS AND I’M SORRY IT’S TAKEN ME SO BLOODY LONG!!! ENJOY YOUR DAY DARLINGS!!! 😊😊😊

[sirompp]

odd characters i thought i had a crush on as a kid but much later realized was just gender envy ranked by how tasty and/or edible a meal they made would be (in no particular order)

character 1: baldi from baldis basics

i imagine baldi would make a decent stew with homemade broth, and provide some saltine crackers with it. nothing revolutionary but its pretty good, more than edible. 6/10

2. tord from eddsworld

i dont think this man would make anything more than instant noodles or slightly burnt toast. hes probably capable of cooking Decent or even Good food but i dont think he would. fortunately for me though i love slightly burnt toast 7/10

3. underfell sans (i couldnt find any official art so i drew this myself)

you know i was going to say "ive never had a chimichanga so i cant rate him." but. turns out its papyrus who makes the chimichangas. not sans.

i think sans would make like. those fucking canned hotdog bits but hed put relish and mustard on it which is technically edible, but personally id rather eat rocks. 2/10

4. four from bfb

four eats exclusively american cheese slices and dunkaroos. most would consider this an awful terrible meal but i am autistic 9/10

5. enderman from minecraft

That's a dirt block. You know its gonna be dry as hell too because shes allergic to water. 1/10

6. the once ler from the lorax

im pretty sure he makes food in the movie but i forgot what it was. im a fake fan i know. alphabet soup served in a thneed and im photographed 8 million times while i eat for a new promotion hes doing where thneeds can be used as bowls for food (they cant) (the sop is so full of truffula tree fluff.) (its disgusting.) (i dont even like alphabet soup) 3/10

7. shopkeeper from my tomodachi life island

(he literally said this as i went to get a photo for this post)

he makes a MEAN omelette. i dont even like omelettes but his would be so good i might change my mind. he would decorate the plate with fruit 7/10

8. underfresh sans (same situation as fell, drawing by me again)

store bought donuts, pringles, and a pepsi. i really hate donuts but the others are fine. im gonna be hella hyper after the pepsi though 6/10

9. imposter from among us

whatever it is its guaranteed to be poisoned. 0/10