#Leech by Eve 6

[cc-zerozero-ff]

Honestly, I know you like to keep a mystery

It’s been one week since you looked at me

You should be grateful

Balls hanging low

Do you ever yearn to go

Lucky lucky girl

It’s all right

I’ve been talking to the walls again

You tell those stories to me

I think I need to take a breath

put your Spotify on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first ten twenty songs. Post the poem that results.

thx for tagging me @thewitchofinysca <3

this is gonna be far from a poem lol had to go to yt cuz spotify was just ayo young money lol

in my heart there's a hole I wanna be king in your story early this morning I heard you're back in town I can't believe we're finally alone telling myself I won't go there I ain't a killa but don't push me cross my heart hope to die insane, inside, the danger gets me high We'll never get free, lamb to the slaughter

no pressure tags: @moonytoastandbowie @jaylienpotter

[twistedpink]

“If you, the beastkeeper, do not spread this email to 6 people before the end of supplementary spooky season, the one you love the most dearly will be cursed until the last eve has passed. Ignore at your own risk!“ Spam email aside, you’re not bothering your friends with it even for a joke,, A couple days pass and sure enough, (because isn’t your luck legendary?) your boyfriend is turned into a hideous monster- foretold to stay that way until the winterween season has ended :0 Will he attack you? How can you support him? And most importantly, will the snack stash last long enough to avoid the holiday rush?

Zombie!Ace Trappola

Ace was actually the one to send you the message, (like he doesn’t bother you enough) he thinks people trying to make extra holidays a thing is hilarious! He’ll also use whatever excuse he can to deny that he’s been turned into the dumbest monster there is,, You’re lucky it’s only for a couple days- else he’d start gnawing on you to get his protein in :) The “joking” about eating you was wayyy too soon, so for his last couple hours he’s tied up on the couch to avoid any sneak attacks.. Nothing’ll stop his smart mouth though, and he makes sure you know how much he needs you to come back! Whenever you do show up he says it’s just to change the channel, but his involuntary babbling (both sleep deprived and zombieish) says a different story <3

“babeee,,, C’mere, I won’t eat you. If I wanted to I would’ve, even then my bite’s not too bad.. BOO! Did I spook you??”

Banshee!Cater Diamond

You’d better have experience with subway surfers and stalking magicam, Cater’ll die if you can’t entertain him!! He phases through anything around the house, anytime he talks it’s uncontrollably loud, and he can’t even touch you :( He gets mini premonitions, but it’s not as cool as you’d expect. Since you’re not in danger with modern commodities, he gets visions of who gets canceled next or what’s going bad in the fridge :/ Cater flying around is much better than dealing with a troll- but he’s not happy about the pajamas he “died in”, and will make sure to be more fashionable in bed! <3

“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE sorry, that pic is cute!! Can you video me again? I know it hasn’t worked yet, just one last try and we’ll take a nap, scout’s honor!”

Ogre!Jack Howl

If you thought Jack was too big before, he gets massive with the curse :0 Poor guy can’t keep up with the height- sheer bulk weighing him down and stopping him from getting his chores done (no matter how careful he is). You eventually resolve to put him on bedrest, but he can’t reach far enough to wash his back anymore, so you’re forced to rinse him off with a warm towel <3 The new mass has definitely affected how he fills his clothes out, and it hurts being so buff :( New stretch marks mar his biceps, and growing pains don’t seem that painful until you remember how bad they were at like fourteen. Massaging the ache from his muscles while you babble about your day’s all he could ask for, and he loves that you take care of him <33

“Oh, you’re running the wash? I’ll finish it, and it’s only right to fix that cabinet you’ve been talking about.. You don’t have to thank me! I know you’d do the same.”

Kelpie!Floyd Leech

Floyd is already unbelievable on his normal setting, but now you trap him in the bathtub?? Blashphemy! Getting a good soak wears his transformation potion down, so now he’s trying to drag you into the tub while being too tall (long??) to fit inside it,, You can hardly tell if the curse even affects him apart from the translucent sheen of his skin and the fact that his impressions are really good now. (He’s tricked you into opening the front door way too many times because he can imitate knocking now) Joking about drowning you is just a normal Floyd activity, but by the second pass of his tail going for your wrist, you decided to wait the curse out from your bedroom.. It’s for the best, but that doesn’t mean your pet kelpie doesn’t get lonely :(

“WAIT! I learned how to do a new noise come backkk :( Fine. Stay away, I don’t want you at my party,, *distant dolphin sounds*”

Werewolf!Epel Felmier

Two words, hell freaking yeah. No matter what you say he’ll take the transformation in stride- nobody else gets to be this manly!! He’s shoving new body hair in your face like a trophy, but you never remembered movie werewolves being so,, Clingy? Epel’s always feining for a scratch behind the ears to keep him in “peak form”, and unlike the other guys he goes out of his way to be in public. The curse gets him high off putting an arm around your waist and nodding at the beastmen he knows.. After his usual 3 hours of messing up the apartment before bed, the insomnia is ruff. Good thing his honey’s there to help him out <3

“I am NOT sum’ mutt >:( Vil’s jus got it in the ol’ melon to keep ma hair tidy, so you’ve gotta help!”

Chupacabra!Lilia Vanrouge

Lilia is obsessed with the little detail that this “blessing” picked him out of all the people in your life, and gets weirdly smug with it,, Nothing about his life changes too much (avoiding the sun and whatnot) but he does get a little “method” with his role as the beast to your beauty <3 A week passes in the blink of an eye, so you’d better treasure your rented monster! He takes every opportunity to nurse the sensitive column of your neck, babbling about some “unique instincts”.. For a month after the curse has subsided, you wake up with fresh bites along any exposed skin- Lilia’s lucky you think he’s so cute, not many would believe his naive act! He capitalizes on his boyfriend privileges, for they are nothing if not special <3

“Ah! You believe I am the night terror? You would blame the one you “love most dearly” for this?? Heinous!”

[inubaki]

The Exchange (first showings)

part 6

Adam had no accurate account of how long he’d laid in the pit. Lucifer said nothing and neither did the boys as Eve remained in her state of stasis.

The pit was an engorged trench of earth Eve had so keenly constructed amongst many in Adam’s absence. Deep enough to cover but never not adequately deep enough to bury a human body. It was intricately cushioned in stakes of strange smelling plants, flowers and possible herbs. Its bedding bore a sharp contrast to its barren surroundings where floral refused to grow. Nothing disturbed Eve and days dragged along to months without even a murmur.

It came as a double edge to ease Adam’s paranoia from her last fit, but also entrapped him to the same spot. Refusing to abandoned her and cause a rift with the twins. All the while his stomach was only growing larger by the day.

“Ozzy…”

Lucifer announced with a kiss to Adam’s brow. The human man looking up from his assorted rations, giving the pale man a perfect window to push a daisy behind Adam’s ear. Sunflower colored eyes leered back at him with its usual suspicion. The once angel laughed and disrupted Adam boldly to shove himself into Adam’s lap. The beast’s favorite place if not to leer eerily behind him. “Asmodeus, really, but Ozzy for short!”

Lucifer repeated. Like a snake, he curled himself around Adam’s front. An embrace as lucid as it kept constricting. Adam shuddered away by instinct and general unease by physical contact. “That’s a Stu——“ he jerked in alarm as Lucifer’s fangs nicked at his swelled nipple. The arising tenderness in his chest which he refused to acknowledge. Their softening metamorphosis and only inspiring more leeching excitement for the demon making it all the more impossible to shove the leech away. “-STUPID FUCKING NAME!! Ahh—-“. Adam’s breath caught as Lucifer’s warm tongue engulf his nipple entirely. The shock of it eliciting a full body jerk, his cock twitching between his leather and furs. The years of neglect since leaving Eden rendering him ultra sensitive to even the slightest touch from the beast at his breast.

What would Eve say now? Now that he was the one being entrapped upon by Lucifer’s corroding influence. Adam chocked back a stammering moan as Lucifer switched breasts as easily as he switched humans. The fucker… Between them, his stomach gave the faintness of movement and dispute Adam jerking away from the sheer alieness of the feeling, Lucifer only purred. “So fitting it is, for the first prince to be of Lust…”

Lucifer’s hands lower to slip through Adam’s coverings. Tapered claws tracing along the beginning of an ample curve. Something shifted beneath the skin invoking a thirsty snarl from sharpened fangs. The ‘angel’ Adam had long forsaken shoved his face between Adam’s bared chest while giving an utterly inhuman whine. There was no end to Lucifer’s reach as Adam felt utterly engulfed. “Cause we’ll never get enough of you… My Queen and I… to our mother of hell….”

——-

It’s not very good. But, even with my headache, I wanted to do at least something. Eve, the earth’s first witch, had wanted to bring Adam some happiness. In form that would take, not even she expected.

Eve was Lucifer’s and Lilith’s first conduit. Dispute being human children, the children Eve bore carried their blood, strengthening their bond. The pit is the space in which both Abel and Cain drew their first breath and first blood so it’s the site most closeted to ‘them’.

And by extension are the marking Eve’s craved both into herself and Adam. Tying them both to the pit and Lilith, and Lucifer’s influence. Eve had expected to be the mother of humanity. And though she would be, she did not expect to what liberty Adam would carry in parallel to her.

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[exoticalmonde]

So Long, Adele... Was Only Pain and NO Whimsy

Once again, Dr. Eve is a little late to the party, but you must understand that even 11 days into the year, I am already a month and a half behind on everything I wish I could have been doing.

So instead of lamenting my unfinished fanfics and the cross-stitch that's been in box jail since the end of November, we're going on an adventure with Eyjafjalla.

Fair to say, that I didn't finish anything during the rerun last time. It was right after New Year's and let me tell you... I was not in the mood for that at all.

Naturally, we start off with an update on how RI-8 is doing right now.

This means we have the opportunity to look back into it from the POV of someone very opinionated about men and entirely blind to the women on the field.

A...

Ah--- W...Welcome maam. I've been waiting for

A while.

Welcome to the team of my light-hair-coloured women, ignore the Sarkaz sisters, and I hope you have a pleasant stay.

My fields were barren... Still are.

I'm pretty sure whatever I had was already wasted, but that's alright so far. Surely, there's nothing that could possibly mess up your future career as my favourite Instructor...

But why do I hear Kazimierz's music?

Right, it's because Flametail has also joined the team, in an attempt to rally that E1Max Texas that I've been trying to ignore for the last hm 3 years.

Also, HAPPY NEW YEAR from RI-8 and all of Yan, who are here to celebrate with me in a wild mix between 'enjoy this while you can before we all die' and 'RI has never seen such bliss, glad you're here' type of way.

Okay, updates are done. It was a slow descent into madness this time, nothing too fancy-schmancy.

Here's how So Long, Adele went for me.

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EyjaBerry is THE best medic so far in my experience. She's not just a single target Wandering Medic like the rest of the Berries, her skills just make healing trivial the way W'Alter manages to make dealing damage feel trivial.

Her S1M3? Unlimited and covers 2 people at the same time.

S2M3? Become an AOE Shining, but better for all I know, because I don't have her. Would I have pulled for her now? Absolutely, she is doing a much better job protecting my allies from the enemy than anybody else could.

I'm sorry Lumen, despite Dr. Pinkie's constant confusion between the words, being a Wanderer and a Therapist are two different things and you specialize in the things you do.

S3M3? Don'tDieInator3000, global.

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Last time I saw Sw'Alter actually being used was during the Icebreaker Event and it was because Dr. Pinkie had the ingenious idea to use her bottles to charge the machines. For any players out there, you know what I am talking about.

After ages of playing this game, I finally realized that some peaceable objects like that charge the SP machines just like that.

She looks good though. Merchant. With Lee and Mr. Nothing, I don't need another DP-leech for the job. I'm comparing her to Lee, so Sw'Alter seems to have less health, but better damage in the base stages. Her abilities have a funky range.

S1M3 - Medic defenders all over the place with 1 block.

S2M3 - A typical Trapmaster ability

S3M3 - An unlimited duration skill, with a knockback that

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If there were characters who were thrown in a black hole never to be seen again, it's Conviction and Poncirus. From what I know about the story, she only shows up at the end too.

We've been talking with the other Doctors about how recently the characters who are featured on the banner alongside the 6 star are completely irrelevant story-wise.

None of the new Babel characters were ever shown up. They weren't even FROM Babel.

These gripes aside,

Compared to Texas, exact same S1 with the same 12 DP, wait time and everything on M3. However, what I just found out was that her second skill actually looks pretty good. She's with better health, less attack and better defence on the Max levels. Defensive Pioneer Vanguards have served me better than offensive ones.

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Bryophyta is in a weird spot because he's an Instructor in a world where only 5 in total exist. Which isn't a few, but it's not a lot either.

Pallas is the best by a margin because of Bryo's 5-star debuff (and he's a shop-erator), but since he's Dr. Lundi claimed, I have to say something nice about him or the sniper on the roof next door is going to get me.

I feel like all of them would benefit from the INS-Y Module, being able to be deployed on a ranged tile extends their versatility better since their whole gimmick is 'Don't Block for Damage'.

His S1M3 is a delight to see. The second the words 'Next attack' show up on screen I feel power. Nothing to write home about though.

But what about his S2M3----

Oh. Stuns self. Okay. I didn't need him anyway.

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That was all for the operators. Now to the event itself.

Did I read anything out of this event's story? I did not. Would I let Pinkie explain everything to me? They did. Did I love the trailer and the music? You bet. Did I hate the event? Entirely.

You see, while I do like this 'being forced to think' situation during events, especially for EX or S stages because I understand that the enjoyment of the game is as much gimmick and working with what you have, as it is... a strategy game.

However, Dr. Eve being Eve, I end up thinking myself into a corner. The operators I level up aren't always the ones that I need.

Very rarely in fact.

Look at my wife's list. Look at my husband's list! Not a single person can handle 3 enemies at once unless they are a defender. Nobody does enough damage the way I needed them to.

I guided Dr. Kryo through SL-S-5 and some of the earlier challenges and he was adamant that he didn't want a W'Alter guide. I respect that, we're all quirky and he didn't get a W'Alter during her run. It worked out well for him.

I knew he struggled for the CM on SL-S-4 because we were in call during the time and I was crying about SL-S-3 CM, thinking 4 and 5 would be worse.

Mind you, this man thinks when he levels up (most of) his characters though. Mudrock Max, Ines, Kal'tsit, Blaze, Hoshi. He got Mlynar, he has Logos, EyjaBerry.

The last time we struggled so much was during Stultifera. A LONG time ago, because back then - me nor Dr. Kryo had Lappland.

I didn't even try to think too hard about the levels at first. EX-1 to 8 were absolutely fine, S-1 and 2, even 3 were great. I managed S-5 in three tries or something with Kryo guiding me since it was late and I didn't feel like thinking.

I spent an entire afternoon on SL-S-4 CM.

Watched every single video guide. Nothing worked.

I couldn't manage to put down bottles for Lundi's Ex'Alter in the top blue exit.

DP not enough at any point.

Why are these bottles taking so long???

My Mudrock wasn't strong enough when I needed W'Alter. She was also not lvl90 or S3M3.

Instead of Mudrock, why not use Penance, she's mean to handle more enemies, right? Wrong. Gets eaten alive by the sheep. You're starting to understand who was being problematic.

My Kal'tsit isn't lvl90 and only S3M1, which was not enough.

Also don't have the modules for Mudrock, nor for Kal.

My allies kept dying on the bottom side. Hoshiguma was useless, using Nian for her innate skill was perfect.

They kept leaking past the 15/20 enemy count. Bam, put Shu behind Nian.

I figured out that the leakage mainly happened topside. I need someone who could do a lot of damage to a lot of people in a line since the magician goats are being a bother.

Hoederer S2M3 but his second phase for the +1 block count. He's too slow, that's not S3, what was I even thinking???

I don't have Ines and Silverash/Puzzle doesn't work the way she does.

I don't have Ascalon. I don't have Reed Alter. I don't have Mlynar.

Logos instead of Eyjafjalla does wonders for my mental health though.

Freaking Kazdelian Bubbling Hotpot, why are my Ling's dragons so easily perishable, she's lvl60 with the module.

Fiddled with this video for a little bit, but my ability to look with one eye in one direction and use the other for the other direction really made things unfortunate when I had to manage Pinecone's skill and also block the oncoming enemies.

If that doesn't work out, fine.

This one should work. I'm just going to borrow a Sk'Alter.

Blaze dies.

Ah, I don't have Nightingale, so I thought putting perfumer there would work. Let's switch it up, Perfumer goes in Ptilopsis' place.

Blaze doesn't die. She leaks instead.

Alright, then I will add someone to help with the enemies. Uh.

Tries again. Mission Failed.

Tries again. Mission Failed.

Tries again. Mission Failed.

Tries again. Mission Failed.

Sanity is still 133 from how much I've been wasting my time

Tries again. Perfects the bottom side strat, so I need to pay attention to my Blaze.

Mission Failed.

Oh, come on.

I'm starting to get angry, because the problem isn't anything else, BUT Blaze.

Civilight Eterna S2, borrow a Nightingale from Dr. Kryo.

Tries again. Mission Failed.

Tries again. Mission Failed.

Alright. I give up. I can't do this anymore. I'm gone. I'm done. I just won't get the complete medal set.

Goes to bed.

Wakes up.

...

...

...

New day, New me. Let's get Arknightsing.

Okay, that previous run should've worked fine. Let's go back and see what I was doing to figure out what to tweak.

Wanqing in front of bottom blue box.

Nian is in the corner. Soda box in front of her.

Myrtle below her to optimize DP.

Exusiai when I have 30 DP, so I can immediately plop Perfumer.

Box blows up a bit late because of the DP drawback with Exusiai and Perfumer, drop Bagpipe to break the box on the top blue exit because the skateboard sheep will be coming soon.

Earn back that 13 DP.

Logos under Perfumer, remove Myrtle after skill.

Blaze > Sk'Alter > Ptilopsis.

Remove Wanqing, put down Shu.

Discrepancy happens for Blaze again.

Wait a minute...

I don't want to look at this event ever again in my LIFE.

SO LONG, Adele.

[macrocest]

22 works in our Cestember ao3 collection so far!

Here are more that have been added since the first Cestember rec list.

the start of the big bang by rodykatkami 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  | Chousou/Itadori Yuuji

Chousou watches Yuuji touch himself from the cracked doorway and he feels his world imploding because suddenly he’s consumed by the need to have Yuuji screaming his name while he’s fucked into oblivion.

My Sister, The Sneak by KittyDaydreams Avatar: Legend of Korra  | Ikki/Jinora

Jinora tries to get some time to herself but has an unexpected audience.

night call by dalula Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  | Orion Black/Regulus Black

His soft hair is ruffled in sleep and Orion, sitting next to him on the bed, dares to reach out and touch it—testing how deeply unconscious Regulus truly is. Like the well-trained boy he is, he moans.

saltwater taboo by rodykatkami Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)  | Floyd Leech/Jade Leech

Jade uses his brother’s pretty thighs to get off

Longing to Touch by Herochick007 Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling | Bellatrix Black Lestrange/Narcissa Black Malfoy

Bellatrix watches Narcissa undress

Between My Legs by KittyDaydreams The Waltons (TV) | John-Boy/Mary-Ellen Walton

Mary-Ellen Walton tries to solve her own version of the seven year itch with someone she definitely shouldn't.

peeping tom by dalula Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan | Eren Yeager/Zeke Yeager

Zeke dares to push the door open a little more. Spying on his brother was risky enough, but this was getting careless. Stupid, sloppy, his father would've said. Not that Zeke would ever let him find out about his... hobby. The risk was worth it, though, to watch Eren shed his clothes piece by piece and reveal himself to Zeke.

what it takes is one word by rodykatkami Blue Lock (Manga) | Itoshi Rin/Itoshi Sae

Sae overhears his brother moaning his name when Rin thinks he’s asleep

loophole by dalula Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  | Sirius Black/Draco Malfoy

“Hey!” Draco grumbles. He leans back into Sirius's chest, smiling when he feels Sirius's hardening cock nudge his back. “I am not a prude. I'm just saving myself for marriage.” “You—what?”

the consequences of lust by rodykatkami Shall We Date?: Obey Me! (Video Game)  | Asmodeus/Lucifer

Lucifer decides he must show Asmo that his casual flirting has repercussions.

sinful fantasies by Morphine (morphine666) No Game No Life - Kamiya Yuu | Shiro/Sora

For Cestember 2024 by @macrocest on Tumblr! Prompts: Wet dreams + Fantasy + Somnophilia

Workout Session by kryptophaps Original Work | Original Female Character(s)/Original Female Character(s)

Eve has a type. Tall, athletic—has that nice mix of lean and defined. Definitively feminine with the right amount of masculine—or maybe it’s the other way around. Really cool, but super nice. There’s someone in her life who fits that description. That person is her sister. And Eve has a plan to enjoy her a little bit.

verbatim by rodykatkami Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types | Fujioka Haruhi/Hitachiin Hikaru/Hitachiin Kaoru

Cestember Week 1 Theme: Siblings Day 6 Prompt: Threesome

Doubling Up by KittyDaydreams Daria (Cartoon)  | Daria Morgendorffer/Quinn Morgendorffer

Quinn has uncovered Daria’s secret and wants to take advantage of Daria’s newfound expertise… in bed.

If I Should Die (Before He Wakes) by Anonymous 9-1-1 (TV)  | Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz/Christopher Diaz

A series of unrelated buddtopher fics for Cestember 2024.

bad decisions by rodykatkami 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime) | Kamado Nezuko/Kamado Tanjirou

Cestember Week 1 Theme: Siblings Day 7 Prompt: Spanking

[yumeko2sevilla]

Kizuna Memories

After being in Twisted Wonderland, you feel like you're at home. You feel like you can relay on them, those friends you have made along the way. Those feelings, you want to keep it to you and them. You love them as family.

Now, hold my hand tight dear. I will show you a whole new world.

Kizuna Memories #1 SEKAI of A Wonderland

•Views Of Heartslabyul | Ace Trappola | Yobanashi Deceive- Jin •Views Of Heartslabyul | Deuce Spade | Trapping In The Past- TUYU •Views Of Heartslabyul | Yukiharu Shirokami| Brain Revolution Girls- Maretu (OC) ~Visions Of Heartslabyul | Trey Clover | A Family's Tea Party - Kururingo ~Visions Of Heartslabyul | Cater Diamond| Hello Dystopia- MafuMafu °Worlds Of Heartslabyul | Riddle Roseheart| What If This Isn't A Slave- TUYU

Reflections Of Heartslabyul | Alice Of Human Sacrifices - Yugami-P

Kizuna Memories #2 SEKAI of A Desert

•Views Of Savanaclaw |Jack Howl| 88 Stars - kemu ~Visions Of Savanaclaw |Ruggie Bucchi| Lonely Religion- syudou °Worlds Of Savanaclaw |Leona Kingscholar| Egoist- Oonuma Paseri

Reflections Of Savanaclaw | Evil Food Eater Conchita - mothy

Kizuna Memories #3 SEKAI of A Sea

•Views Of Octavinelle |Floyd Leech| Traffic Jam- Hiiragi Kirai ~Visions Of Octavinelle |Jade Leech| I'm Glad You're Evil Like Me- Pinocchio-P °Worlds Of Octavinelle |Azul Ashengrotto| Readymade- Ado

Reflections Of Octavinelle | Loveka? - Hiiragi Kirai

Kizuna Memories #4 SEKAI of A Party

•Visions Of Scarabia | Jamil Viper | God-ish - Pinocchio-P °Worlds Of Scarabia |Kalim Al-Asim| Bug - Kairiki Bear (?)

Reflections Of Scarabia | Lower One's Eyes- nulut

Kizuna Memories #5 SEKAI of A Castle.

•Views Of Pomefiore |Epel Felmier| Villain-teniwoha ~Visions Of Pomefiore |Rook Hunt| Nonsense Bungaku- Eve °Worlds Of Pomefiore |Vil Schoenheit| Identity-Kanaria

Reflections Of Pomefiore | MDKR- Deco*27

Kizuna Memories #6 SEKAI of An Underworld

•Views Of Ignihyde | Ortho Shroud | Anonymous M- Pinocchio-P °Worlds Of Ignihyde |Idia Shroud | Unhappy Refain -wowaka (RIP)

Reflections Of Ignihyde | Unknown Mother Goose - wowaka

Kizuna Memories #7: SEKAI of A Dream

[Last Memories?]

•Views Of Diasomnia | Sebek Zigvolt | Trash And Trash!-Kurage-P

•Views Of Diasomnia |Sliver| Hole-Dwelling-Kikuo ~Visions Of Diasomnia |Lilia Vanrouge| Additional Memory-Jin °Worlds Of Diasomnia |Malleus Draconia| Song Of The Beginning And The End - Kikuo (?)

Reflections Of Diasomnia |The Good Child And The Fox Spirit-Kikuo

Train Conductor's note: For Ramshackle, you can make a fic with your Ramshackle sona(s) and I will reblog it and add a Ramshackle playlist.

Pixel Banner: @arcdiris

@anxious-twisted-vampire @writing-heiress @starry-night-rose

[ex-shark-virtue-005]

Some tips for the 7-Star Mewtwo Raids:

-Mewtwo has the following moves: Calm mind, Aurasphere, Psystrike, Ice Beam, Rest (and is holding a chesto berry).

-Mew gets a 50% HP increase and a 20% stat boost across the board when used for this raid. (The Mew I used had 252 EVs in attack, 252 in Special defense, 6 in HP, was careful nature and was holding a metronome and it fared pretty well).

-Bug Teratype Mew does damage with the following move-set: Struggle bug (first three turns to terastillize and lower Mewtwo's special attack), Swords dance (turns 4-6), Leech life (max PP), with the fourth move being either Life dew, misty terrain (once the shield is about to break), or light screen.

-Use Misty terrain once Mewtwo's shield is about to break so it can't use rest! Continue using it every five turns to be safe. If Mewtwo is able to get rest off, you won't have enough time or usable damaging moves to defeat it. Trust me.

-Max out Leech Life's PP to 16. It's the only move that does a decent amount of damage and it heals your Pokemon in the process.

-At least for now, it CANNOT be soloed. However all but two of the random people I paired with online were using Mew (most of them were the build I listed above) and I had to attempt the raid 6 or 7 times before defeating it (one person used a Gholdengo which would have worked if they had used a damaging move the final turn, and the other used a Kingambit which got one-shot by Aurasphere four times)

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

im feeling very self conscious abt posting this to ao3 or gythian forbid the actual scp wiki so here's some high grade bullshit au stuff

O5-1 "The Baron"

Male. Assigned female at birth. Mixed ethnicity, but passes for white very convincingly. Planet of origin: Eden-6. Fluent in English, French and Japanese. Recorded age of around 60, recorded appearance consistent with this number. Wears a black ring studded with anahatium - obvious occult significance.

Confirmed anomalous nature: regenerative and shapeshifting abilities. Unusually loud heartbeat. Worshipped by GoIs 263 through 326 as a deity.

Usually accompanied by his husband, who is classified as "Keyring" (or PoI #222/B) in the files and reportedly also anomalous. Fatherly demeanor; if he actually does have children (and if so, how many) is unclear.

O5-1 "The Ancestor" [DEAD]

Male. White, with somewhat mixed ancestry. Planet of origin: Eden-6. Verified post-human lifespan.

Known ties to PoI #2/Alpha. Claims that either he or his family had a hand in the creation of the Foundation.

Leeched Killed by PoI #1/7/1/"Eve".

O5-1 "Pottery" or "The Cowboy"

Male. Birth sex unknown. Black. Planet of origin: unknown, but assumed to be Eden-6. Age unknown, looks about 40. Eyes always covered with opaque goggles, shades or a blindfold, despite being completely sighted - obvious occult significance.

Very lax with his job. Claims to have worked for over 20 different Groups of Interest before joining the Foundation.

[EXTENSIVE SECTION CORRUPT]

O5-2 "The Bard"

Male. White. Planet of origin: Hephaestus. In his late thirties. Allegedly always shirtless, or always wearing sunglasses, or both.

Considered highly dangerous. Rumored to be a former [REDACTED] operative, as he will often suggest violent neutralization instead of actually containing an anomaly.

Strange fixation on explosions. Claims to have blown up Pandora's other moon, then used SCP-[REDACTED] to make everyone think it only ever had one.

Jovial and friendly, but highly incompetent. If sources are to be believed, O5-2's silliness is the only thing keeping him from being voted off the council.

[EXTENSIVE SECTION CORRUPT]

O5-3 "The Stranger"

Male. White. Unknown origin. Seems to be at least in his forties. Always wears a mask of some kind, usually one of his own face - probably to cover up the Vault-shaped scar on it.

Fascinated with extraterrestial, pataphysical and thaumaturgical anomalies.

Supposedly took the council position by forcefully usurping it from someone else. Presumed dead.

O5-3 is not inherently anomalous, but seems to have some kind of influence on anomalous objects and especially people near him. Claims to have me SCP-[REDACTED] as his daughter, mourning her as if she was dead and casually talking about her as if she was alive in equal measure.

O5-3 "The Hologram"

O5-3 is an artificial intelligence, created by Dr. [CLASSIFIED] Nakayama on the off chance "The Stranger" was ever killed. Dr. Nakayama was apparently terminated soon after the project was complete.

It possesses sentience, and is largely identical to "The Stranger" in personality. It is capable of inhabiting any system, as well as hacking any system.

Reports on what system it is usually located in are contradictory, with some claiming it "lives" in the Foundation database and some that it permanently inhabits another overseer's cybernetics.

O5-3 "Minerva"

Female. White. Unknown origin. Verified post-human lifespan, looks around 40. Fluent in Greek and Latin. Rarely seen without some kind of armor piece on her body - significance unknown.

Succeded "The Stranger" on a slim technicality set by him. Liked by the other O5 way more than he ever was, despite being socially inept.

Confirmed reality bending capabilities, which she typically uses for combat purposes. Fascinated by ancient martial arts.

Head of MTF operations and similar more overt departments of the Foundation.

O5-4 "Rapture"

Male. Assigned female at birth. White. Unknown origin. Late thirties, the only thing inconsistent about his appearance is his facial hair. Extensive cybernetic augmentation, both anomalous and not. Formerly affiliated with GoI-Eta "Hyperion Corporation".

Advocates for research into technological anomalies, as well as reverse-engineering them for containment purposes. Reportedly was elevated to his current position in an incident somehow relating to O5-3 (which one of them is unclear).

Is in the command of MTF Alpha-111 "Crimson Lance", who primarily act as his personal bodyguards. Known ties to Dr. Dhar and several others.

[EXTENSIVE SECTION CORRUPT]

O5-7 "The Everywoman"

Female. Birth sex unknown. White. Unknown origin. Appears at least 60, real age at least twice that number. Appearance unremarkable, aside from exquisitly styled hair.

Confirmed anomalous nature: exact abilities unknown, but is described as a "[EXPLETIVE REMOVED] space god powered by a bunch of rocks" in several sources.

Typically votes with the majority.

Described as morally unscrupulous. Advocates heavily for the weaponization of certain anomalies, notably SCP-[REDACTED] and SCP-[REDACTED].

O5-8 "Senior"

Male. Asian ethnicity. Unknown origin. Late sixties. Apperance within expected parameters, but otherwise very inconsistent. Cybernetically augmented.

Not much is known about O5-8. He rarely speaks and typically uses middlemen and intermediaries to get his point across.

[EXTENSIVE SECTION CORRUPT]

O5-8 "Junior"

Male. Assigned female at birth. Asian ethnicity. Planet of origin: Asgard. Late thirties. Extensive cybernetic augmentation, mostly anomalous. Never seen without some kind of sword - possible occult significance.

Handles the Foundation's finances. In charge of operating most Foundation fronts and acquiring new ones.

Supposedly the son of "Senior". Has some kind of grudge against O5-4, or wants them to be his friend.

O5-9 "Tiebreaker"

O5-9 does not exist. The position of tiebreaker is simply rotated among the council, and whoever has it has the last say.

[cagemasterfantasy]

DND Monsters: Lonely Sorrowsworn

From: Vecna: Eve of Ruin, Mordenkainen's Tome of Foes and Mordenkainen Presents: Monsters of the Multiverse

Medium Monstrosity, Typically Neutral Evil

AC 16 (natural armor)

HP 112 (15d8 + 45)

Speed 30 ft.

Str 16 +3 Dex 12 +1 Con 17 +3 Int 6 -2 Wis 11 +0 Cha 6 -2

Resistances Bludgeoning, Piercing, and Slashing while in dim light or darkness

Senses Darkvision 60 ft.

Languages Common

CR 9

Traits

Psychic Leech. At the start of each of the sorrowsworn's turns, each creature within 5 feet of it must succeed on a DC 15 Wisdom saving throw or take 10 (3d6) psychic damage.

Thrives on Company. The sorrowsworn has advantage on attack rolls while it is within 30 feet of at least two other creatures. It otherwise has disadvantage on attack rolls.

Actions

Multiattack. The sorrowsworn makes one Harpoon Arm attack, and it uses Sorrowful Embrace.

Harpoon Arm. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 60 ft., one target. Hit: 21 (4d8 + 3) piercing damage, and the target is grappled (escape DC 15) if it is a Large or smaller creature. The sorrowsworn has two harpoon arms and can grapple up to two creatures at once.

Sorrowful Embrace. Each creature grappled by the sorrowsworn must make a DC 15 Wisdom saving throw, taking 18 (4d8) psychic damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one. In either case, the sorrowsworn pulls each of those creatures up to 30 feet straight toward it

[fourstarvideocoop]

6/18

The Brotherhood Of Satan The Burglars (Blu Ray only) Chosen Survivors/The Earth Dies Screaming Cisco Pike (Region B Blu Ray only) The Corpse Grinders Dogman ('24 Blu Ray only) Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark Eve ('62 Region B Blu Ray only) God's Own Country Housekeeping (Blu Ray only) Jeanne Moreau: Filmmaker (Lumiere/The Adolescent/Lillian Gish)(Blu ray only) Mars Express (Blu Ray only) Modern Romance (Blu Ray) Orca: The Killer Whale Querelle (Criterion, DVD & Blu Ray) Screaming Skull/Giant Leeches Typhoon Club (Blu Ray only) Victims Of Sin (Criterion) Walmart: The High Cost Of Low Price

[manusunnycather]

Bangle Box - jewel box - kodimaram - church bell

THE BEST MOTHER’S DAY GIFTING IDEAS  

Mother's Day is celebrated to honor mothers, as well as motherhood and the influence of mothers in society. Nothing can match the love and care of a mother. One day is not enough to thank our mothers for the hard work and sacrifices they do to make us safe, happy, and well. On this mother’s day, it’s the duty of dear children to make their mother happy with a gift as a symbol or of love towards mother. If you are worried about what to gift, here are some excellent traditional Mother’s day gift ideas for you:

1. CAST IRON COOKWARE

Cast Iron cookware are the best health friendly cookware’s used from our old generations. These cook wares also played an important role in maintaining the health of people. Iron deficiency anaemia is an important issue faced by women after mid 30’s. The cast iron cookware can leech iron content to the cooked food thereby help in fighting iron deficiency anaemia. It’s also proven that the cast iron cookware helps to maintain more than 90% nutrition of cooked food. So if you are gifting a cast iron cookware as Mother’s day gift, you are not giving an ordinary gift, it’s the goodness of tradition itself which could help them to stay bit more healthy. You can select items like Dosa tawa, Kadai, Tadka pan, Skillet, Paniyaram pan etc. as they are most used kitchen essentials that your mom probably deals with.

2. BRONZE COOKWARE

Bronze utensils are one of the healthiest Cookware used from medieval times. Human body requires metals, minerals and nutrients for leading a healthy life. Utensils made of bronze are a good source for getting an extra mineral content to our body. While cooking, some part of the good metals leech into the food and hence our body gains, the much-needed metals that go through the food. Also, the bronze cookware retain back more than 90% of the nutrient value of the food that is cooked into it, whereas modern cookware fails to maintain even 10% of the Nutrition Value. Bronze dishes are generally safe to cook in and eat from. Bronze cookware can not only be used as a cookware but also as a beautiful serve ware. The bronze cookware have great non-stick properties which makes it perfect for making variety of food items. Bronze does not react with sour acidic food hence, it is the best metal to eat and cook in. These properties along with it’s beautiful traditional look makes it a perfect gifting option.

3. POOJA SET

If your mother loves to spend more time in your pooja room, then a perfect gift for her on the mother’s day is a pooja set. The pooja set will include traditional brass made items like Kindi, Pooja plate, Vilakku, Para etc. The handcrafted items included in the pooja set will be a lovable gift for your mother.

4. ARANMULA METAL MIRROR

Aranmula metal mirror, also known as Aranmula kannadi is a traditional handcrafted mirror possessing a great legacy. Each and every mirror is unique in its appearance, design and other attributes. It’s also possible to customize the mirror as per your wish. You can even label your mother’s name or your special message on the mirror and make the gift special.

5. NETTOOR BOX

Nettoor box is the traditional handmade jewel box used for keeping jewelleries or other valuable things safely at home. The nettor box comes with a grand design and a good lock with a set of keys. The outside look of Nettoor box is so eye catching, making it a perfect gift item for any occasions. On this mother’s day, it will be a real nice gift for Mother.

6. HANDCRAFTED WOOD ITEMS

Handicraft items are always valuable as they are unique and possess the craftsman’s work signature. The handcrafted wood décor pieces are best suitable for gifting, especially if your mother is a fan of handicraft products. Items like wood carved boats, elephant heads, Kathakali head etc. are most commonly available wood handcraft pieces.

7. BRASS BETEL BOX OR SINDOOR BOX

Brass items have an elegant look which everyone loves. If your mother is above the age of 45 and loves to use betel at free times, the brass betel box will be a great gift for her. It’s beautiful design is really commendable and it’s pretty sure that you mother will love it.

Sindoor box is an essential for married Hindu women and most of them love to have a good collection of the same. Married women love to keep sindoor boxes of different designs and thus it makes a perfect gifting option on this Mother’s day.

 8. CUSTOMIZED GIFTS

Customized gifts are the best gifts we can give to others since it contains the best things we choose for them.  It can be either a customized traditional Nilavilkku, a name board or any other handcraft product which has the signature of the person who gifts the product, which makes it worth remembering. You can choose a combination of products or go for a single product customization as you wish.

https://www.mannarcraft.com/

[mannarcraft]

Bangle Box - jewel box - kodimaram - church bell

THE BEST MOTHER’S DAY GIFTING IDEAS  

Mother's Day is celebrated to honor mothers, as well as motherhood and the influence of mothers in society. Nothing can match the love and care of a mother. One day is not enough to thank our mothers for the hard work and sacrifices they do to make us safe, happy, and well. On this mother’s day, it’s the duty of dear children to make their mother happy with a gift as a symbol or of love towards mother. If you are worried about what to gift, here are some excellent traditional Mother’s day gift ideas for you:

1. CAST IRON COOKWARE

Cast Iron cookware are the best health friendly cookware’s used from our old generations. These cook wares also played an important role in maintaining the health of people. Iron deficiency anaemia is an important issue faced by women after mid 30’s. The cast iron cookware can leech iron content to the cooked food thereby help in fighting iron deficiency anaemia. It’s also proven that the cast iron cookware helps to maintain more than 90% nutrition of cooked food. So if you are gifting a cast iron cookware as Mother’s day gift, you are not giving an ordinary gift, it’s the goodness of tradition itself which could help them to stay bit more healthy. You can select items like Dosa tawa, Kadai, Tadka pan, Skillet, Paniyaram pan etc. as they are most used kitchen essentials that your mom probably deals with.

2. BRONZE COOKWARE

Bronze utensils are one of the healthiest Cookware used from medieval times. Human body requires metals, minerals and nutrients for leading a healthy life. Utensils made of bronze are a good source for getting an extra mineral content to our body. While cooking, some part of the good metals leech into the food and hence our body gains, the much-needed metals that go through the food. Also, the bronze cookware retain back more than 90% of the nutrient value of the food that is cooked into it, whereas modern cookware fails to maintain even 10% of the Nutrition Value. Bronze dishes are generally safe to cook in and eat from. Bronze cookware can not only be used as a cookware but also as a beautiful serve ware. The bronze cookware have great non-stick properties which makes it perfect for making variety of food items. Bronze does not react with sour acidic food hence, it is the best metal to eat and cook in. These properties along with it’s beautiful traditional look makes it a perfect gifting option.

3. POOJA SET

If your mother loves to spend more time in your pooja room, then a perfect gift for her on the mother’s day is a pooja set. The pooja set will include traditional brass made items like Kindi, Pooja plate, Vilakku, Para etc. The handcrafted items included in the pooja set will be a lovable gift for your mother.

4. ARANMULA METAL MIRROR

Aranmula metal mirror, also known as Aranmula kannadi is a traditional handcrafted mirror possessing a great legacy. Each and every mirror is unique in its appearance, design and other attributes. It’s also possible to customize the mirror as per your wish. You can even label your mother’s name or your special message on the mirror and make the gift special.

5. NETTOOR BOX

Nettoor box is the traditional handmade jewel box used for keeping jewelleries or other valuable things safely at home. The nettor box comes with a grand design and a good lock with a set of keys. The outside look of Nettoor box is so eye catching, making it a perfect gift item for any occasions. On this mother’s day, it will be a real nice gift for Mother.

6. HANDCRAFTED WOOD ITEMS

Handicraft items are always valuable as they are unique and possess the craftsman’s work signature. The handcrafted wood décor pieces are best suitable for gifting, especially if your mother is a fan of handicraft products. Items like wood carved boats, elephant heads, Kathakali head etc. are most commonly available wood handcraft pieces.

7. BRASS BETEL BOX OR SINDOOR BOX

Brass items have an elegant look which everyone loves. If your mother is above the age of 45 and loves to use betel at free times, the brass betel box will be a great gift for her. It’s beautiful design is really commendable and it’s pretty sure that you mother will love it.

Sindoor box is an essential for married Hindu women and most of them love to have a good collection of the same. Married women love to keep sindoor boxes of different designs and thus it makes a perfect gifting option on this Mother’s day.

 8. CUSTOMIZED GIFTS

Customized gifts are the best gifts we can give to others since it contains the best things we choose for them.  It can be either a customized traditional Nilavilkku, a name board or any other handcraft product which has the signature of the person who gifts the product, which makes it worth remembering. You can choose a combination of products or go for a single product customization as you wish.

https://www.mannarcraft.com/

[eightwholebreads]

The three categories of depiction are photo or art, fixed or unfixed, visible or non-visible. This gives us 8 categories.

Okay... Catagory 1 is visible, fixed photo depictions. This is the Alex's on my pinboard (+10), the alexes on my thumbnail hanging thing (+35), and, of course, the big little alex on the wall (+1). Category total: 46 Current total: 46

(I can't be arsed to take new pics so if there's not a pic oh well)

Pic of the wall hanging before the big little alex went up

Pic of the big little alex before he went on the wall

Category 2 is un-visible, fixed photo depictions. there's nothing in this category I think.... I ws wrong! the thumbnail hanging thing is reversible and that adds 34 more hornes to our total Category total: 34

Category 3 is visible, unfixed photo depictions. This includes a little stand thing of alex running that's always by the pinboard (+1) and a printed out sheet of paper that's just loads of alex faces that I was going to use for something but still haven't (+110), and one laex on the spine of one of his books (+1). (Note: The moon's alexes would be in this category but the moon is not in my room at present) Category total: 112

Category 4 is un-visible, unfixed photo depictions. This includes the alex photos in/on his books (bring me the head of the taskmaster (hardback) (+15), 220 extraordinary tasks for ordinary people (paperback) (+2), wordwatching (paperback) (+3), birdwatchingwatching (hardback) (+3), on/in a couple of football programmes (+6), photos from 2 copies of horenology #0 (+7 (one is a test copy that includes one extra photo not in the final version), and a photo of me and alex in my treasure hunt notebook (+1) Category total: 37

Category 5 is visible, fixed, art. This category has some fanart @just-a-leech-boy did that's on my pinboard (+1), a sticker I made of some of @tagapagsalaysay's art and then stuck on my lamp for some reason (+1), and some of my fanart I did at the taskmaster picnic that's in a photo on my pinboard (+1) Category total: 3

Category 6 is un-visible, fixed, fanart. I don't think there's anything in this category Category total: 0

Category 7 is visible, unfixed, art. This catagory includes @rottenapplemil's art (Link to the art) (The poster that was where they're going to go is down! I just haven't clambered over my dresser yet) (+2), 2 crocheted alexes (I need to make another) (+2), the visible alexes on the birdhouse one of the crocheted alexes lives in (+7), a cover to one of @rottenapplemil's zines (see their ko-fi they're free!) (+1), birdwatchingwatching spine (+1)

Category total: 13

Category 8 un-visible, unfixed, art. This includes: the alexes in millie's zines (+29 (+18 to include the repeats on the back cover or +74 to include all back cover repeats)), bring me the head of the taskmaster (+51), 220 tasks etc etc (+2), football programmes (+2), birdwatchwatching (+10), the second bit of millie's art that needs to go on the wall that's behind the first one (+1), alexes in a sketchbook (+29), a notebook cover (+1), the horne section blanket (+1), two copies of horneology #0 (+18 (Note: the test version does not include any doodles so its 15 from 1 and 3 from the test version), many many many bookmarks (if you want one I'll send one to you if you pay for postage) (+33) (including those on the inside of the bookmark birdhouse (+13)), a note from milie (+1), an alex on a sticker (+1), an oil pastel thing I did (looks bad) (+1) and, finally, backhair friday which fell down behind my dresser and I simply haven't retrieved (+1). Category total: 267

Category 9: digital hornes. According to my spreadsheet there are (+745) bits of fanart I've done of alex. This includes traditional media though so (-23) from that. Please bare in mind, however, my spreadsheet isn't entirely up to date. As for photos I think it would only be fair to include the ones I use so my desktop wallpaper (+1) and my phone lock screen and wallpaper (+2). I can't be bothered to dig up every photo (I'm not a big photo saver but this does include nearly every tm thumbnail) , drawing, and video (my alex horne video folder contains 1275 files but for various reasons not all of them include alex and also this folder does not include taskmaster) of alex on my computer and count them so we're stopping here. Category total: somewhere between 725 and 4969.

So, with numbers that granular feel free to make your own judgement on my sins. The total for categories 1 to 8 is 512. If you don't want to include repeats its a little less than that. Including category 9 brings the total to somewhere between 1237 and 5481

heck it. I've been wanting to make this poll for a while

You can define depiction however you want. I already know this list is going to need several categories to cover the various definitions

[brothersandtragedies]

》Max Collins in ❛ LEECH ❜ // Eve 6《

[kafus]

please let me introduce you to NeverHappy, my most beloved pokemon ever.

i found her as a budew on someone else’s save file after buying a used copy of pokemon platinum. the name “NeverHappy” was a pretty obvious joke about how budew evolves from happiness, and since the previous owner was going to keep her in a box forever, never use her, and never evolve her, she would never be happy. this activated some feral response in my brain and i decided no. she WOULD be happy. i was still replaying through all my old gen 4 games at the time but i traded her off to my other gen 4 files for safekeeping until i could do stuff with her.

oh trust me game. i would.

so you might have thought my plans were to simply evolve her and beat the game with her, get her to level 100, maybe even EV train her - but i had much bigger plans. i was going to ribbon master her. the ribbon master challenge, or the process of “ribbon mastering” a pokemon, is getting every single ribbon possible on a pokemon from the game it was caught in to the most recent game it can be transferred to. if you weren’t aware, that’s a LOT of ribbons. there are 40 in gen 4 alone. i had a lot to do.

(the above clean screenshot was taken by backing up my cartridge save and screenshotting a battle video in emulator. however, i did all of this on my actual DS! i don’t like playing on emulator. not as fun)

i had to beat every contest (normal-master rank in all 5 categories) and do a bunch of other random stuff but my favorite part of the process was defeating the battle tower... 6 times. the battle frontier contains the most challenging battles in gen 4 by far, as opponents have good stats and competitive movesets. there’s 6 battle tower ribbons in gen 4 - two for singles at different points in the win streak, one for doubles, one for multis /w NPCs, one for multis /w another player (i just played with myself on two dses), and one for ranking up in the wi-fi room, which is now accessible again due to fan servers restoring internet functionality for gens 4 and 5.

NeverHappy was randomly caught in the wild and did not have a competitive nature or stats, so i figured that she would just be tagging along in the back while i took out all the win streaks with 2 good pokemon, but she ended up clutching out wins in times of dire need... multiple times. she even ended up being necessary in the wi-fi room to stall out prevalent hacked pokemon like no guard sheer cold machamp, which hits 1 hit KO moves every time, with a gimmicky and convoluted leech seed + substitute strategy.

i could go into all of my team members and the excessive lengths i went to get them all (don’t even get me started on my shiny competitive latias from pokemon emerald) but that’s a story for another day.

by the end of gen 4 i was extremely emotionally attached and she was already becoming one of my favorite pokemon, now with 40 whole ribbons after days and weeks of effort.

i have ribbon mastered pokemon before, so all of my save files in gens 6, 7, and 8 were already set up to transfer neverhappy into and grab all of the ribbons. i had a lot more battling and little tasks ahead of me. it’s really cool how ribbon mastering forces you to interact with pretty much every feature of every pokemon game.

and so i transferred her! gen 5 doesn’t have any ribbons, so it was just an intermediary to transfer into gen 6. at this point, i had also acquired a shiny luxray from pokeradar chaining in platinum named Nightlight, and i was ribbon mastering them together, but once again, a story for another day.

first into gen 6... getting the super training ribbon was really annoying but the battle maison was pretty easy. i had a team in multis with terrakion and a whimsicott with beat up that could 1 hit KO all of the boss battle’s legendaries in one hit LOL

then gen 7... this one went by pretty quickly but i opted to get the best friends ribbon here instead of in XY or ORAS because it was really simple to get with rainbow pokebeans, since all you have to do is max out affection and it only takes a couple rainbow beans to do that in USUM.

and gen 8! you can see nightlight to the left in this picture. by far the hardest part of gen 8 was getting the ribbon awarded for winning a battle in master rank in online VGC against other players. i definitely had to grind that one for a while.

then, she even got an award in BDSP for being a pokemon originating from the original diamond/pearl/platinum games, which was really cool.

oh, and since i had cloned neverhappy back in gen 4 with a glitch so that i would always have a copy of her in her origin games, i was able to take this neat picture! how the times have changed LMAO

luckily she was even a part of PLA’s roster and i was able to take a picture with her there, too... which actually might end up being important since there’s an invisible flag somewhere in the game’s code that gets turned on when you take a picture with your pokemon in the photo studio, which could potentially become a ribbon in the future in another game.

so, trainer Platina from 2016, you were wrong! NeverHappy is in fact happy now and has done more than most people’s pokemon have seen in their entire lifetime. she is my most cherished pokemon and i love her more than i love myself. i think i would die for her

i abbreviated this story a lot because i didn’t want to make this post longer than it already was but i was randomly inspired to talk about this today since SV is coming out soon and there will be more ribbons to collect for any of my ribbon masters that can be transferred into SV, which got me thinking about her. my journey with ribbon mastering has taught me more about pokemon games than any normal person should ever know and if you were interested in any details i left out or how i accomplished certain ribbons (including battle frontier strategies) feel free to shoot me an ask! :D i love talking about pokemon at any time any day of the week.