#Lee!demoman

[carnivorous-parasite]

Demo's Dynamite Abs tummy??

Ill give it a solid 6/10 ^_^ not the worst spot but considerably tklish

if u tickle him very gently there I think he'll relax and let u ^w^ maybe he'll even doze off

[habitabel]

The things I want to do to fictional men is insane and I just know the tags to this post are gonna cause wars

[popawritter12]

Amo tus escritos! Estaba buscando algo así desde hace mucho.

Quería preguntarte- ¿A qué yanderes les importaría tu consentimiento y a quienes no?

Si te hace sentir incómodx escribir algo así, puedes ignorarme.

Author's note: Anon, ¿puedo decirte que te amo?

ADORO ESTA IDEA, Y SIEMPRE LA QUISE HACER PERO NO ENCONTRABA UN BUEN CONTEXTO, PERO ¿EL CONSENTIMIENTO? DIOS QUE BUENA IDEA.

/english: Anon, can I tell you that I love you?

I LOVE THIS IDEA, AND I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO IT BUT I DIDN'T FIND A GOOD CONTEXT, BUT CONSENT? GOD WHAT A GOOD IDEA.

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Also, thank you so much for your very original request <3<3<3!!!

So, with your amazing idea, let me open a new series of posts that I have long needed to do.

It will be called

“In each situation, how would this Yandere react?”

In this case, let's start with 5 archetypes: -Is not interested in your consent. -It's important, but in an extreme case may not need it. -Thinks it is important only in sex. -Without your consent doesn't even touch you with a stick. -Does not understand what consent is

And, since you didn't specify which fandom, I'm going to list some of the ones I'm in! <3

Let's start with the soft.

Without your consent doesn't even touch you with a stick.

League of Legends

Alistar, Bardo, Blitzcrank, Braum, Ivern, Kalista, Kassadin, Maokai, Nautilus, Rakan, Shen, Soraka, Taric, Wukong, Yone, Karma.

Kengan Ashura

Yoshinari Karo, Haruo Kono, Jun Sekibayashi (<3<3), Mikazuchi Rei, Mokichi Robinson, Suekichi Kaneda, Agito Kanoh.

Stardew Valley

Krobus, Willy, Linus.

Team Fortress 2

Engineer.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Part 1: Erina, Jonathan Joestar, Speedwagon, William Zeppelin.

Part 2: Smokey, Wamu.

Part 3: Joseph Joestar

Part 4: Tonio, Reimi Sugimoto, Koichi,

Part 5: Doppio.

Part 6: Foo Fighters

Part 7:Lucy Steel.

Demon Slayer

Ozaki, Genya, Nezuko, Mitsuri, Tanjiro, Gyutaro, Gyomei, Tamayo and Yushiro

TMNT: MM

Mikey (<3) April.

Mortal Kombat 1

Liu Kang, Geras, Smoke, Baraka, Asharh,

Metal Gear Rising Revengeance

BladeWolf.

Thinks it is important only in sex

League of Legends

Akshan, Aphelios, Camille, Ekko, Ezreal, Darius, Hwei, Illaoi, K'sante, Leona, Nilah, Pantheon, Pyke, Riven, Ryze, Yoeick, Yasuo, Xhin Zhao, Sarah Fortune, Taliyah, Ornn, Tryndamere, Nami, Janna, Kai'sa, Kindred (sheep), Senna, Udyr, Varus, Garen, Lee Sin, Master Yi.

Kengan Ashura

Kaolan Wongsawat, Saw Paing Yoroizuka, Gensai Kuroki, Ryo Inaba, Seishu Akoya, Takeru Kiohzan, Jerry Tyson, Niko Tokita, Adam Dudley, Ren Nikaido, Takeshi Wakatsuki, Ryo Himuro, Marvelous Seki, and Ichiro Nakata.

Stardew Valley

Maru, Emily, Marnie, Sandy, Caroline, Harvey, Robin, Marlon, Rasmodius, Clint.

Team Fortress 2

Heavy, Scout, Soldier and Spy.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Part 2: Lisa Lisa, Joseph Joestar,

Part 3: Kakyoin, Avdol, N'doul, Mariah, Hol Horse.

Part 4: Shigechi, Jotaro, Okuyasu.

Part 5: Bucciarati, Giorno, Fugo, Risotto Nero, Pesci, Trish Una, Squalo, Tiziano

Part 6: Hermes, Weather Report.

Part 7. Gyro, Hot Pants, Funny Valentine, Pocoloco.

Demon Slayer

Giyu, Yorichi, Kyojuro, Urokodaki, Kanae, Kagaya Ubayashiki, Kanao, Muichiro, Obanai, Akaza, Sabito, Murata.

TMNT MM

Leonardo and Donatello.

Mortal Kombat 1

Kung Lao, Raiden, Syzoth, Johnny Cage, Kenshi, Sindel, Li Mei,

Metal Gear Rising

Armstrong, Boris, Sam, Raiden, Courtney, Kevin.

It is important, but in an extreme case could “forget” about it

League of Legends

Ahri, Akali, Azir, Caitlyn, Fiora, Irelia, Jarvan IV, Jayce, Kayle, Kayn, Morgana, Quinn, Rell, Sett, Shyvana, Sona, Swain, Sylas, Twisted Fate, Luxana, Vayne, Victor, Xayah, Zeri, Alune, Olaf, Seraphine, Ashe, Diana, Lucian, Nasus, Sivir, Talon.

Kengan Ashura

Cosmo Imai, Tokita Ohma, Muteba Gizenga, Sen Hatsumi, Naoya Ohkubo, Keizaro Sawada, Julius Reinhold, Sen Hatsumi,

Stardew Valley

Abigail, Alex, Elliot, Gunther, Haley, Leah, Kent, Jody, Penny, Sebastian, Sam and Shane.

Team Fortress 2

Demoman and Sniper.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Part 1: Straizo.

Part 2: Stroheim, Esidisi. Caesar Zeppelin

Part 3: Polnareff, Jotaro, Vanilla Ice.

Part 4: Josuke, Yuya Fungami, Rohan,

Part 5: Mista, Ghiaccio, Narancia, Abaccio, Prosciutto.

Part 6: Anasui, Jolyne, Pucci.

Part 7: Dio, Jhonny Joestar.

Demon Slayer

Zenitsu, Kokushibo, Sanemi, Uzui, Daki, Shinjuro.

TMNTMM

Raphael.

Mortal Kombat 1

Kitana, Mileena, Kuai Liang and Rain.

Metal Gear Rising Revengeance

Sundower, Moonson.

Is not interested in your consent

League of Legends

Aatrox, Bel'veth, Brand, Cassiopeia, Draven, Elise, Evelynn, Gangplank, Graves, Jhin, Katarina, KKhartus, Le Blanc, Lissandra, Mordekaiser, Nidalee, Quiyana, Renata Glasc, Renekton, Sejuani, Singed, Syndra, Thresh, Urgot, Vi, Virgo, Vladimir, Xerath, Zyra, Tham Kench, Malzahar.

Kengan Ashura

Karla Kure, Raian Kure, Setsuna Kiryu, Hajime Hanafusa and Yohei Bando.

Stardew Valley

Mr. Qi and Morris.

Team Fortress 2

Medic.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Part 1: Dio .

Part 2: Kars.

Part 3: Dio, Mariah, D'Arby,

Part 4: Yoshikage Kira, Yukako, Akira Otoishi,

Part 5: Cioccolata, Melone, Formaggio, Illuso.

Demon Slayer

Douma, Enmu, Muzan, Shinobu, Gyokko, Hantengu, Sekido, Karaku, Urogi, Zobakuten, Uzami, Nakime and Kaigaku,

TMNTMM

(none)

Mortal Kombat 1

Bi Han, Shao Kang, Quan Chi, Shang Tsung, Nitara, Reiko and Havik.

Metal Gear Rising Revengeance

Mistral

Don't know the concept of consent

League of Legends

Briar, Dr.Mundo, Galio, Gwen, Hecarim, Jinx, Lillia, Neeko, Orianna, Rek'sai, Rengar, Shaco, Sion, Skarner, Trundle, Vel'koz, Volibear, Warwick, Zac, Aurelion Sol.

Kengan Ashura

(none)

Stardew Valley

(none)

Team Fortress 2

(none)

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Part 2: Santana.

Part 4: Mikitaka.

Part 5:Secco.

Demon Slayer

Inosuke,

TMNTMM

(none)

Mortal Kombat 1

(none)

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CON ESTO TERMINAMOS

Fue hermoso, espero que les haya gustado leer esta pequeña lista salida d mi creatividad y del pedido de este anon ;)

/ english

WITH THIS WE END

It was beautiful, I hope you liked reading this little list from my creativity and this anon's request ;)

[blu-teamtomfoolery]

MEET THE TEAM!!!

Pyro- Rico Delgado

Scout- Joshua Martin

Medic- Henri Müller

Heavy- Aleksy Nowak

Engineer- Elijah Smith

Demoman- Angus Campbell

Spy- Alain Martin

Sniper- Archer Jones

Soldier- Lee Williams

(Obligatory Oc’s T-T)

Secondary Scout- Noah Azul

Secondary Medic- Freida Schneider

(There are ocs for the RED as well. The 2nd scout will probably be mentioned more than the 2nd medic tho.)

SHIPS!! (Ocxcanon included)

Medic/Demo (jaegerbomb)

Engie/Soldier (helmet party)

2nd Medic/Ms. Pauling (confidential information)

Scout/2nd Scout (Batting rivals)

That’s pretty much it ‼️

Feel free to ask whatever!!

(If you don’t like the Ocxcanon or the ships included pls don’t spread hate. It’s not necessary. Just scroll.)

(RED team acc is @redteam-shenanigans)

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MOD!!

(Mods main is @sp1der-pngisnotavailable)

Mod goes by Charlie !! (Can be called that or mod I don’t really care)

He/Xe

I AM A MINOR (+asexual). Iffy when it comes to suggestive stuff but nsfw WILL BE IGNORED COMPLETELY.

[negativemindfeild]

is it really that hard?

just read...

FANDOMS I WRITE FOR, AND THE CHARATERS

SHOWS;

shameless ;

ian gallagher, fiona gallagher, lip gallagher, mickey milkovich, kevin ball, v fisher, carl gallagher, and frank gallagher

nsfw available for all [ s5 + for ian, lip, and mickey, s11 for carl]

stranger things ;

jim hopper, steve harrington, eddie munson, nancy wheeler, jonathan byers, billy hargrove, mike wheeler, will byers, dustin henderson, lucas sinclair, max mayfield, and el hopper

nsfw available for all except mike, will, dustin, lucas, max, and el

the umbrella academy ;

diego hargreeves, allison hargreeves, klaus hargreeves, five hargreeves, ben hargreeves, and viktor hargreeves

nsfw available for all except five

the last of us ;

joel miller [ROMANTIC] ellie williams [PLATONIC]

nsfw available for joel

black butler ;

sebastian micheals, finny, bard, mei-rin, grell sutcliff, william t. spears, undertaker, and claude faustus

nsfw available for all

inside job ;

reagan ridley, brett hand, ron staedtler, and andre lee

nsfw available for all

kobra kai ;

daniel larusso, johnny lawrence, hawk moskowitz, robby keene, miguel diaz, and demetri alexopoulos

nsfw available for daniel and johnny

supernatural ;

sam winchester, dean winchester, castiel novak, lucifer, crowley, and john winchester

nsfw available for all

lucifer [netflix] ;

lucifer morningstar

nsfw available 

demon slayer ;

kyojuro rengoku, tengen uzui, obanai igura, sanemi shinazugawa, mitsuri kanroji, shinobu koxho, giyu tomioka, gyomei himejima,  daki, gyutaro, muzan kibutsuji, kokoshibo, douma, akaza, enmu, tanjiro kamado, zenitsu agamatsu, inosuke hashibira, genya shinazugawa, and muichiro tokito

nsfw available for all except tanjiro, zenitsu, inosuke, genya, or muichiro

gotham ;

oswald cobblepot, fish moony, sal maroni, victor zsasz, edward nygma, harvey bullock, harvey dent, alfred pennytworth, and bruce wayne

nsfw available for all except bruce

daredevil ;

matt murdock

nsfw available

the mandolorian ;

din djarin 'mando'

nsfw available

GAMES; 

call of duty ;

simon riley 'ghost', johnny mactavish 'soap', john price, kyle garrick 'gaz', alejandro vargas, phillip graves, keegan russ and könig

nsfw available for all

red dead redemption 2 ;

arthur morgan, bill williamson, charles smith, colm o'driscoll, dutch van der linde, hosea matthews, javier escuella, john marston, kieran duffy, micah bell, karen jones, mary-beth gaskill, abigail roberts and sean magurie

nsfw available for all

team fortress 2 ;

spy, mun-dee mundy 'sniper', jeremy 'scout', mr ludwig 'medic', mikhail 'heavy', pyro, tavis finnegan degroot 'demoman', mister jane doe 'soldier', dell gonagher'engineer'

nsfw available for all

stardew valley ;

harvey, maru, sebastian, abigail, sam, penny, elliott, leah, alex, hailey, shane, emily, and sandy

nsfw available for all

sally face ;

sal fisher, travis phelps, larry johnson, and ash campbell

nsfw unavailable

mortal kobat 1 ;

johnny cage, kenshi takahashi, raiden, kung lao, lui kang, kui liang 'scorpion', bi-han 'sub-zero', tomas vrbada 'smoke', syzoth 'reptile', rain, kitana, mileena, and sindel

nsfw available for all

doki doki literature club ;

monica, yuri, natsuki, and sayori

nsfw unavailable

danganronpa ;

makoto naegi, byakuya togami, mondo owada, kiotaka ishimaru, yasuhiro hagakure, leon kuwata, hajime hinata, nagito kamado, izuru kamakura, chiaki nanami, gundham tanaka, sonia nevermind, kazuichi souda, fuyuhiko kuzuryu, peko pekoyama, ibuki mioda, shuichi saihara, kokichi ouma, gonta gokuhara, k1-b0, miu iruma, rantaro amami, kaito mamota, kaede akamatsu, and kirumi tojo

nsfw available for all

MOVIES;

spiderverse ;

peter b parker, miguel o’hara, hobie brown, spider-man noir, ben parker, jess drew, miles morales, miles morales [ earth-42 ], gwen stacy, and  pavitr prabhakar

nsfw available for peter b, miguel, hobie, noir, ben, and jess

star wars ;

obi-wan kenobi, anakin skywalker, padme amidala, qui-gon jinn, luke skywalker, han solo, leia skywalker, ben solo ‘kylo ren’, poe dameron, finn, rey skywalker, armitage hux, and cassian andor 

nsfw available for all

marvel cinematic universe ; 

tony stark, steve rogers, bucky barnes, sam wilson, pietro maximoff, wanda maximoff, vision, bruce banner, natasha romanoff, clint barton, peter parker, loki laufeyson, and thor odinson

nsfw available for all except peter

x-men ;

logan howlett ‘wolverine’, peter maximoff ‘quick silver’, erik lehnsherr ‘magneto’, charles xavier, hank mccoy ‘beast’, kurt wagner ‘nightcrawler’, warren worthington iii ‘archangel’, storm, and scott summers ‘cyclops’

nsfw available for all

deadpool ; 

wade wilson ‘deadpool’, colossus, and weasel 

nsfw available for all

karate kid ;

daniel larusso and johnny lawrence

nsfw unavailable 

the breakfast club ;

john bender, andrew clark, brian johnson, claire standish, and allison reynolds

nsfw available for all

the outsiders ;

dallas winston, darry curtis, sodapop curtis, steve randell, two-bit matthews, johnny cade, and ponyboy curtis

nsfw available for darry and two-bit

the hobbit ;

bilbo baggins, thorin oakensheild, fili durin, kili durin, thranduil, legolas greenleaf, and bofur

nsfw available for all

lord of the rings ;

frodo baggins, sam gamgee, merry brandybuck, pippin took, gimli, legolas greenleaf, aragorn, and boromir

nsfw available for all

scream ;

billy loomis, stu macher, randy meeks, sidney prescott, tatum riley, and dewey riley

nsfw available for all

the ballad of songbirds and snakes ;

coriolanus snow, sejanus plinth, lucy gray baird, reaper ash, and jessup diggs

nsfw available for all except lucy gray

[teamfortraven]

I return! Time for some headcanons. These are about how the mercs are as lers, in general. I’ll be continuing that alphabet post series next, just wanted to throw some more content out there because good lord we are starving…

Heavy

He’s rather gentle when it comes to tickling. He can control his strength just fine; it’s his size that he’s afraid of accidentally hurting someone with. Because of this, he’ll usually pull the person into his lap. He almost never wants to be in a position where he’s towering over someone, in case they manage to get a few hits in on him and cause him to fall over, squishing them.

Just because he’s extra careful about not hurting his victims doesn’t mean he’s going to hold back. He definitely uses his massive hands to his advantage. Wiggling a single finger against a torso or foot is the equivalent of a single normal-sized hand spidering… and it’s so, so much harder to get away from. You’ve got a mountain of muscle on one side of you, and a huge arm and hand from above keeping you pinned to his legs… yeah, you’re not going anywhere. Mix that with him taunting his lee, and they’re going to be a flustered mess. Can’t forget the finishing move: completely picking them up and bringing their stomach to his face to blow raspberries. Fortunately for, well, everyone, he’s not a fast runner, so the chances of him managing to catch you during chases is extremely low… unless, of course, you want to be caught :]

Demoman

This man is definitely one of the most playful lers. Almost always he likes to tickle rough, really wanting to see his lee fight back. To him, tickling just isn’t much fun if the other person isn’t trying to get at him, too. Spidering his fingers and really digging in, trying to find every single sensitive spot that just drives his lees crazy is his specialty. He’s not opposed at all to holding them down, either; if they can’t stay still, he‘s more than happy to help :] His favorite technique is trapping them in a hug. Everyone on base has come to be weary of his hugs… one moment there’s a demolition expert standing in front of you, and the next there’s a slot machine. Ready to take a chance?

While he usually is pretty rough with tickles, on the rare chance that he’s tired but has yet to pass out, he will be exceedingly gentle. He usually won’t engage anything when he’s tired, so it’s up to the lee to drop hints or even outright ask him. He’ll be completely content with lightly wiggling his fingers across their body as they try to stifle quiet giggles, a wide smile stretched across his face. Be warned though, depending on how relaxing it is for him, he just might pass out. Sometimes on you. He also tends to hug things in his sleep… although I’m not sure anyone would complain, really. Demo hugs are pretty cool.

I would probably silently cry in happiness.

Oh… also… king of raspberries. For the love of god, if he catches you, cover your stomach or you will probably just die /pos

Engineer

I haven’t even started typing anything and my face is beet red HELP-

Very, very systematic with his tickles. This man seems to constantly be calculating things in his head, no doubt things that no one else would understand. The very idea of him running mathematical equations in his head while he’s tickling someone is, in my opinion, absolutely terrifying (in the best way possible). You flinched a little when his finger stroked a particular area? Figure out what exact angle to strike from next. Have a particularly intriguing reaction to him simply tapping his fingers? Use that same reaction like a metal detector’s beep to guide him to where you’re most sensitive. He is in no way familiar with the human body like Medic is… but that doesn’t mean he can’t use his knowledge of math and other sciences to figure out exactly where to wiggle his fingers to make you start practically begging.

As for raspberries… because, of course, if I specified the first two’s, it would just be cruel of me to not specify the rest… he prefers to use his stubble as a weapon. Having him wrap his arms around your waist and nuzzle your stomach is going to be equal parts flustering and maddening. God forbid he decides to throw in a raspberry just to catch you off guard… and the whole time, he’s gauging your reactions. He might not be deadly on a scale of singular tickle fights… but just know that each time he manages to get you to react, in the next one, he’s going to be even better at it. Whatever you do, don’t let him read you…

So anyways. Oh nooo Engineer I dropped a color coded diagram of everywhere I’m ticklish, don't look oh no!!!!!! /s

Soldier

Something that must be clarified so you understand his drive. He is a vessel of the American spirit. Therefore, he is a direct representative of America in fights… including tickle fights. His entire country is depending on him to make the other person beg for mercy, and by god is he going to win. Whether that means digging into their ribs until they’re at the verge of tears, blowing raspberries until they’re silent, or running the nearest fluffy object he can find up and down their feet until they surrender.

Once he finds out you’re ticklish, you’re completely fucked. The moment he hears it, he has to see if it’s true. And every time after that is either because he forgot and someone reminded him (he must go test it again) or he needs to “make sure nothing is different” (he must go test it again). There is no teasing, there is no delay. As soon as he has the person in his hands, he’s just gonna go to town. Sometimes he’ll throw in a quick verbal jab or two, enough to make his lee squeal and blush, but he’ll mostly be focused on the tickling side of things. Possibly the worst part is he doesn’t necessarily have a “style”. One moment he’s poking absolutely every inch of their torso, the next he’s spidering his fingers across that one spot that made them jump a foot into the air, the next he’s experimentally blowing raspberries. You’ll never be able to prepare yourself, because even HE doesn’t know what the fuck he’s about to do.

Oh yeah, about the raspberries… you’re gonna die /pos Although Demo is definitely the king, that 100% makes Soldier his queen (Boots n Bombs intended if you want it to be). No one knows why he’s so damn good at it…

Pyro

The most wholesome tickler you will ever find anywhere in the entire world galaxy universe reality. Their style of tickling varies an incredible amount. Sometimes it’s light, sometimes it’s kinda rough, but usually it’s right in the middle. They are very careful to never hurt their lee and frequently give them openings to get away if they really want to.

Pyro the beloved… They constantly switch between tickling and cuddling. One moment they’re dancing their fingers up and down your body, the next they’ve wrapped their arms around you and are gently squeezing while excitedly kicking their feet with muffled laughter. After lightly tickling for a bit, they’ll give their lee a chance to escape, and, if their lee seems to be taking their time with it (for absolutely no reason, of course /s), they’ll grab them by the ankle and swiftly drag them back just to begin again. Spontaneity is the name of the game, and Pyro is the master. Choosing either tickling or cuddling at any given moment is great, sure, but what about both simultaneously? Inching their fingers so very slowly while wrapping their lee in a tight hug so all they can do is try to muffle quiet giggles and squirm, gently nuzzling the filter of their gas mask into the crook of their neck while holding them… idk I just love Pyro :3

And it is a CRIME that they cannot blow raspberries. We need to riot! Get the Twitter hashtag going! And then immediately private your account because we’re afraid of the normal TF2 fans finding our humble little village! This is war!!!

Scout

Okay so, you know how Pyro is the master of spontaneity? This guy has them beat, I’m afraid (and you should be, too). An IQ of triangle + caffeine addiction + undiagnosed ADHD = making moves in a tickle fight that God himself can’t wrap his head around. Why did he do a single push up before he started giving it to his lee? Not important. Why is there always a moment in every tickle fight where he feels the urge to go run and check the fridge to make sure no one has stolen his Bonk!? Something something neurodivergent idk. Let him cook.

Anyways, onto the actual composition: man is terrifying. But also very, very weak. Basically, he takes everything he has on the battlefield and channels it into his role as a ler. Literally. The bat? Uses it to pin arms or legs to the ground. His annoying little teases and brags? Ten times worse, ten times more likely to get you flustered. Don’t even get me started on the Bonk!… once he chugs that shit, the fight is over. He’s already difficult enough to grab in just his normal state — now picture this. A Bostonian who is full of himself poking every single spot on your body he can reach at insane speeds, and when you reach out to grab his wrists, it’s like he phases through you. Yeah, no. The fight is over.

Except for when it wears off. But by then, he’s usually long gone. He can’t risk the payback he might receive once his invincibility is over.

Scout isn’t the best at blowing raspberries, but he definitely tries. If he can’t seem to get it right and you dare have any sort of visible reaction for finding it funny, you’re gonna be catching hands — well, trying to. Too fast.

Medic

Precision is key, and there is definitely too much of it to handle. Simply put: he knows what he’s doing, and he knows he’s really good at it. Having a lot of information on human biology memorized definitely helps. That said… he doesn’t have to tickle rough to make his lee scream in laughter. He can do the lightest, gentlest touches you’ve ever felt in your entire life and still have you on the floor in half a second. But what fun is it to him if he has to hold back? Tickling roughly with breaks every few seconds seems much more his style. He’ll practically have the other paralyzed with how easily he’s able to read their reactions.

As implied above, he doesn’t even need anything to hold his lee down. His incredibly accurate strokes of wiggling fingers is enough to shock his patient into fits, frantically trying to get a grip on what’s happening, where his hands are, how long it’s been… And, as someone who is more or less morally gray, he’ll add in teases just to top it off. Letting his lee think they’re escaping just to be attacked yet again is one of his favorite things. If he can do something to fuck with their head and their sense of reality, he’s going to.

Oh, also raspberries :3 horrifyingly precise raspberries. Although, if he’s having enough fun, sometimes he does them just about anywhere, just to see… he does love a good experiment. Whoever the lee is is going to be squirming like a worm for sure, though.

Sniper

Snipes is pretty much the definition of “fuck around and find out”. He might not seem like the type to enjoy tickling others, and definitely doesn’t seem like the type to enjoy being on the receiving end, but if you dare try to test him, if you dare try to get a reaction, you’re going to get more than you bargained for. Sniper is a bit like Soldier: he tickles to win. That includes getting revenge for something (possibly previously getting wrecked) and interrogation (usually because Scout stole his shit and is refusing to fess up). That said, he is a pretty rough ler, or at least, he’s not exactly merciful.

He’s lying when he says he doesn’t find it enjoyable at all, but if you try to get him to admit it, well… you get the idea. Holding his lee in some inconceivable position that they won’t be able to fight back in is usually the go-to. Sometimes, if he trusts himself enough, he won’t even hold them down. Man has some long ass fingers; no matter how the lee covers themself, he’s going to be able to get at every single inch of them. Usually forces them to the floor and then towers over them before he begins his assault. It’s almost too obvious that it’s a legitimate attempt at intimidation (and good lord is it effective).

It’s an extremely rare occasion when he blows raspberries. He sees them as being more of an affectionate thing, and he doesn’t tickle people for that reason (he claims). If he notices his lee’s stomach is particularly sensitive, he might blow a few. Like Scout, he’s not the best at it, but it’s enough to make just about anyone jump in shock.

Spy

I see so few ler!Spy headcanons :’] maybe my feed is just wonky? Anyways, last but not least!

He definitely has a much more delicate touch than the other mercs… but that doesn’t mean he’s bad at tickling. It actually kind of throws him in the same boat as Medic. He’s so good at what he does that he doesn’t need to be rough with his lee; the lightest of touches will make them absolutely lose their mind.

He throws in a few snarky comments as he goes, usually having the goal of completely wrecking the lee. He carefully plans how he’s going to go about it… and then puts it into action. He prefers having his victim subdued in some way so they can’t easily get away, allowing for him to be slow with it. He enjoys making the entire experience incredibly teasing, knowing exactly where he should aim but taking his time working towards it, inching just close enough that his lee starts completely giving it away. Then he’ll pretend to stumble upon it by accident, but makes no attempt to cover up how amused he is if the other seems to be falling for it.

I would say I feel like he’d find the concept of raspberries weird… but the only other merc who is covered head to toe physically can’t. Therefore, Spy gets to blow raspberries in Pyro’s honor :] He is extremely teasing about it, just like he is with everything else. He’s going to keep bringing up the fact that you’re pinned and that there’s nothing you can do to stop him and there’s… well, nothing you can do to stop him. Idk I wrote this all on 3 hours of sleep okay.

All 9 mercs and their ler headcanons done wooo! Hopefully this makes up for me being gone so long :’] I’ve had a ler!Engie and lee!reader fic in the works for months now, aka I wrote 3/4 of it one day and then I lost motivation, but that will be coming out soon, as well as a ler!Spy and lee!Snipes fic I wrote around the same time.

[elyuzts-echo]

Could I get some tickle head cannons? With engie and demoman please. (These boys need to laugh more...)

Alright, hallo hallo! Thank you for your ask,, and I am willing to make some silly stuff for them, theyre cute lmao <3

hcs under cut!

Engie

He can consider himself a ler-leaning switch!

First off, he gives off tickle monster vibes. Ler ler ler ler..

He loves giving out tickles to his buds when they want/need it.

He's teasy, just saying. But he will compliment your laughter, how cute you look when being tickled, your cute ticklish body,, yeah, he'll do all that.

Occasionally, he'll position the lee like a guitar, and starts "playing" the guitar by tickling the lee.

Bros a NATURAL at tickles.. Hehe.

As much of a ler he is,, he's a pretty cuddly lee.

Engie will not resist any tickles, he'll let the ler do their thing.

Worst spot is his tummy and his ribs.. Hehe.

HE SNORTS!!! HE FUCKING SNORTS AND I'M HERE FOR IT!!!

When it comes to tickle fights, he'll try to be the one to stop one, but he ends up being tickled silly. Poor him lmao.

He doesn't mention alot about tickles, unless a topic is brought up about it.

Sometimes, Engie forgets that he even is ticklish, same lmao wait what

He likes wearing a warm snuggly sweater sometimes, and that's usually for when he's in a lee mood.

Engie is sometimes shy with asking for tickles, so he just snuggles near someone, like a kitten lmao.

His laughter is like warm chuckles/giggles, when you get a good spot though, the snorting comes in.

I'd say that he already tickled most of the team, besides Pyro.

Demo

HANDS OFF A 50/50 SWITCH!!

Very playful, very energetic.

As a ler, he always asks consent, even if it's a suprise tickle attack, since we love him <333

He's a very fun ler, he'll compliment your laughter alot, and just laugh along with you.

Hes pretty much the reason why tickle fights are happening around the base (Him and Scout start it /hj)

Demo tries to be serious, but can't help but poke his teamates, which resulted in them being pissed, then again not pissed.

THE RASPBERRY KING!!!

Demo's laughter is very loud, he even gets hiccups sometimes.

Whenever he tickles someone, he'll make it up to them by letting them tickle him back.. He's fair like that hehe.

Now, onto him being a lee..

Worst spots are his knees, tum, and armpits.

He's very confident about it, he can say the t-word, he can ask for it.. Litterally.

Though when he's tickled, he loses the power to say the t-word lmao.

Very squirmy boy, v e r y s q u i r m y .

Also snorts when you hit his worsts spots hehe

The after effects of tickling Demo is that he'll be "mad" at you (playfully though), and also get you back.. So it's an endless cycle.. No escape..

So far? He got almost everyone on the team, besdies Pyro.

END!!! :DDD

[nineherbscharm]

things ive gathered from poast

- people who don't know who msscribe is tend to go "ew some hp fan?" without Realizing.

- a surprising amount of people that appear to be american don't know who lee harvey oswald is

- of those who do, many seem to feel positive about it. i don't expect them to know that lho was just kind of an unpleasant guy to be around by all accounts but it is funny, to me

- similarly, lots of people don't know who angela merkel is. someone tagged it with "some woman called angela?"

- tiktaalik is very hit or miss as to recognition

- generally people don't read beyond the first paragraph of the articles, going off tags

- people are very excited to work for tiamat but very scared to work for the other mother. i thought we liked sexy evil women here.

- people are very happy when they get macklemore, which surprised me. only demoman tf2 gets more positive responses.

- regardless of familiarity with homestuck, the reaction to vriska seems to be a solid "oh fuck"

[brightbertalt]

hey I’m bert!

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American Horror Story

Tate Langdon, Kyle Spencer, Kit Walker, Jimmy Darling, Michael Langdon, Dandy Mott, and ask for any other characters!

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and many others! just ask 🥰

i write fluff, platonic, and smut requests whether they be drabbles, headcannons, fanfics or anything else :)

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[yourlocaltrashpandaxoxo]

Part 2 of the men's division voice claims!

Treble Trouble/Joshua Matthews: Felix Lee (Stray Kids)

Rusty Hook: Demoman (Team Fortress 2)

Kim Seo-Joon: Byakuya Togami (Danganronpa Series)

William Jean Dubois: Sebastian Michaelis (Black Butler)

Grimm Reaper/Asher Black: Randall Boggs (Monsters Inc)

King Kitty: Present Mic (MHA Series)

Honey Slugger/Seth Ahmed Mabrouk: Shenzi (The Lion King)

Sad Clown/Claude LeBeau: Horst (Ratatouille)

Rahi Moana/Raharuhi Wihongi: Maui (Moana)

[squiggly-mctwig]

Bro your art is so damn cute, I can’t get enough❤️ Please keep up the good work.

Now for request, lee sniper and ler demo, if not demo, then really anyone, idc. Your tf2 art is rlly good so I’m cool with anyone.

Ayo Im glad you think my art is cute :D! Thank you for the request!

[thewalkingbonk]

[ Im fucking dying from making this while waiting for a thing ]    [ leedemoleedemoleedemo ]    im not proud of this .

[definitelycorrecttf2quotes]

Demoman: Lot of people think the Loch Ness Monster doesn't exist, don't they, actually? Now I don't know anything about zoology, biology, geology, geography, marine biology, crypto-zoology, evolutionary theory, evolutionary biology, meteorology, limnology, history, herpetology, paleontology, or archaeology, but I think...

Demoman: ... what if a dinosaur had got in the lake?

[wigglygiggler]

Don't write this, write this, don't write-- oops I already wrote it, in that case don't post this, post this, don't post-- AAAH FUCK IT, YOLO

A Sneaky One

Reader-insert/SFW tickle fic Fandom: Team Fortress 2 lee!Sniper Ships: Sniper x gender-neutral reader Tags/CW: Mentions of gore played for laughs, dirty humour, crass language, SFW tickles, fluff Summary: "I ain't ticklish", he claims, huh? Even though your little game of trying to make each other laugh had a specific rule that forbids tickling, nothing would prevent you from testing this claim afterwards... A/N: Don’t look at me like that, I’m not a total Sneeps simp. You are. … Okay, let’s settle on that we both are.

Just for clarification, this fic is written with the idea that each merc is always the same person, no matter what side they’re on. I know many people headcanon the BLUs being their own separate persons from the REDs but I do not see it that way, I think the team colours are pretty much just for game mechanics, not to mention the official material mixes things up all the time (e.g. RED Spy being RED Scout’s father even though he was initially established to have an affair with BLU Scout’s mum, RED Spy, Scout and Solly recalling the Australian Christmas incident even though happened to their BLU counterparts etc.). The team colours only matter because of the Payload offense-defense roles, anyway. :D If you want a sensible in-universe explanation I’d settle on the theory the mercs play for both sides, switching teams every other day pretty much just depending on who pays better.

The reader character is kept as vague as possible aside from being of driving & drinking age (duh, obviously, considering Snipes is an adult). No Y/N or other abbreviations: I know some don’t mind them but I personally am very put off by them.

The neverending piles of corpses scattered all around Badwater Basin were starting to get on your aching back. Today’s Payload match had ended a couple of hours ago in RED team’s narrow victory: that is, the timer had turned to zero when BLU had been merely a short distance away from the final checkpoint.

Ever since you were hired a couple of months ago you understood better day by day why the Administrator had wanted another assistant alongside Miss Pauling: as competent as she was, this amount of aftermatch body disposal and cleanup simply was too much for only one person. She was a little further away from you hacking corpses into smaller pieces for easier burial.

“How can there be so many of them? Aren’t the bodies supposed to, you know, despawn?” And most of all, how the heck were you still surprised about this everytime?

“Well, they are indeed supposed to”, Pauling answered while dumping a pile of Medics into a grave. “But the system tends to have quite frequent bugs.”

“Indeed it tends to”, you scoffed. You had watched most of the fight through monitors and at one point you had seen Demoman die, respawn and 30 seconds later run over his own corpse.

“At least be grateful the despawn system works on some level. Otherwise we’d have even more of these bastards to bury”, Pauling remarked. You chuckled. She was right, and today’s match seemed to have been even bloodier than usual. In front of one no-access garage door you found an entire team of RED Spies, each one with a panicked expression stuck on the face and a neat hole in the skull. Whatever these idiots had been doing, BLU Sniper had apparently had a field day. Not too far lay literally a spineless Scout body: he had skin, muscles, internal organs intact, his whole body sans the skeleton. A while later you found what you assumed to be the skeleton in question from the other end of the map. How?

Eventually you managed to get the whole fighting zone emptied from dead mercenaries and returned to the control room.

“I still have one more task for you today”, the Administrator spoke to you. “A new order of gun equipment for the BLU team arrived today. Deliver it to the mercenaries.”

“Yes, ma’am”, you replied. You walked outside and stepped into the delivery car standing on the parking lot, already feeling a flurry of butterflies in your stomach.

The BLU base wasn’t too far away. You drove backwards to the cargo door, stepped out of the van and into the base. “Hey guys! I brought you new gear!”

“Ayyy, good evening, new assistant!”

“Scout, you do know I have a name”, you said in mock offense. Scout chuckled and gently hit you on the upper arm. After him the other mercs came to greet you as well and fetch their personal supply boxes. Soldier… Demo (who, despite the evening still being young, already had a half-empty bottle in hand and a lampshade on his head)… Medic… Heavy… Engie… Pyro (they mumbled excitedly upon seeing you and ran all the way across the corridor to glomp you)… and finally, Spy.

Truth to be told, you felt a bit disappointed.

“I watched your match today”, you conversed with the guys. “You all did well. Engineer, that sentry placement—it was pure genious.”

“Thank you, darlin’”, Engineer replied with a small smile. “Too bad it didn’t carry us all the way to the end.”

“Absolute bollocks, that’s what today’s match was!” Demoman shouted, shoving his box into the locker quite aggressively. “We got to the first two checkpoints without any of us dyin’ and slaughtered half o’ those RED wallopers in the first minute! We ne’er let the cart move back, not an inch! In what backwerds logic are those fuckers supposed to be the winners when we handed ‘em their arses three out of four times?”

“You then didn’t hear this from me, but I can’t help but agree with you guys”, you replied. “I wouldn’t be surprised if the RED team bribed that old hag with, ahem, another kind of payload if you know what I mean”, you continued, earning an agreeing chortle from the mercs around you. Encouraged by the positive feedback, you put on your most convincing Admin imitation, trying to recreate an exaggerated raspy chain-smoker voice: “Fantastic work, BLU team… But RED has scored one point with me so you all are total waste of space, please go to hell and learn how to give proper cunnilingus”, making the men around you burst in boisterous laughter.

“The Administrator can, as you younger generation say, suck my dick”, Spy said from the corner of the room.

“No offense Spy but are you sure you want her in that position?” you said, and Demo and Scout absolutely lost it. The hysterical atmosphere was broken by Heavy’s voice.

“Um… Here is still one equipment kit left.”

“Seems to be Sniper’s”, Medic chimed in, checking the box tag. “He retreated to his camper quite early today.”

You perked up. “Ah, sure. I’ll go take this to him.” You tried to lift the box; you could carry it alright, but the combination of its cumbersome shape and weight made it a bit challenging.

“It’s not necessary. He’ll be here tomorrow morning anyway, he can pick it up from here.”

“Medic, I was given the order to deliver the supplies to all of you, and I will fulfil my duty.”

“Then at least let me help. That weighs a lot”, Heavy said.

“Heavy, I appreciate your offer but I am not a frail helpless little flower”, you emphasized the latter part of the sentence. “I can do this alone so just drop it, okay?”

Medic examined your facial expression keenly, then broke into a sly smile. “Ooooh, I see… Well, I bid you good night now in case you end up spending the rest of the night in his van”, he strolled off chuckling. Your cheeks felt burning. “Shut your mouth!”

Heavy had caught on what Medic had implied and smiled as well. “Ah… ‘To love all ages yield surrender; but to the young its raptures bring a blessing bountiful and tender’*.” You remained silent, avoiding his eyes while trying not to show how flustered you were. “Have fun, solnyshko,” he bid you farewell.

Not willing to take any more teasing from anyone you grabbed the supply kit clumsily and headed outside. The butterflies returned to your stomach and you smiled to yourself: in just a few moments you would have an excuse to spend some time alone with—

“ASSISTANT! I command you so STOP!” Soldier trotted beside you and took the box from you. “Our team would be in peril if you or Miss Pauling became incapacitated because of a broken arm. So! I will share this burden with you.”

N’aww, shit.

You and Soldier walked around the corner of the building. The van came into view.

Sniper was outside, sharpening his kukri.

Without realising it you adjusted your collar a little bit straighter.

Sniper noticed you both approaching and glanced first at you, then at Soldier with a questioning look.

“Private! Our assistant has brought us a secret weapon that will lead us to triumph in the next battle!”

“It’s just regular gun supplies”, you muttered.

Without even asking a permission to enter, Soldier marched straight into Sniper’s van and dropped the supply box onto the floor with a loud crash. Both you and Sniper winced.

Soldier turned to face Sniper. “Now that I happen to have come here, I might just as well give you feedback of today’s performance!” You couldn’t help but stifle a snicker at how Sniper rolled his eyes and frowned, even if this situation was indeed genuinely frustrating: if Soldier truly got himself going it would likely be him who’d stay here all night.

“You did land many crucial headshots today on the first half, I give you that. BUT! A true mercenary never gets overconfident and even more importantly, never lets his emotions cloud their judgement! Son, you let yourself become sloppy during the second half and let your frustration weaken your aim even further! Not to mention you became too attached to your one nest to notice our team would have needed your help tremendously to shoot down an enemy sentry near the final checkpoint—”

“Oh yeah Soldier, I almost forgot!” you interrupted. “Medic asked me to tell you go see him as soon as possible. For an extra checkup or something. Remind him that I sent you.”

Soldier nodded and made a salute. “In that case I will leave the equipment in your care. Good night!” He exited the van and headed back to the base. Now you just hoped a) Medic would understand why you had chased Soldier off and b) he was in the mood to do you a favour of this kind.

The camper suddenly fell very silent. You could have sworn the air inside was electric as you felt your skin get goosebumps, and you only hoped your heartbeat wasn’t as loud in reality as you imagined. After a moment that felt awkwardly long, Sniper was the first one to speak. “Uh… So, gun supplies?”

“Oh, yeah.” You opened the lid and handed him the paper receipt on top of the items. “Just go through this and see if everything checks.”

Sniper kneeled down next to the box and one by one checked if its containments matched the list. There seemed to be mostly cartridges, gun oil, submachine gun magazines and other similar items.

Soon enough he stood up. “Yup, all’s good.”

“Ah. Great.” Another silence fell between you, this one even more pressuring than the first. Your job here was done, so would you have to leave now or...?

“… What kind of serious injuries Soldier got on the battlefield today that he needed an extra checkup?” he asked.

You couldn’t help smiling at your own cunningness. “Nothing, as far as I know.”

Sniper grinned. “You’re a sneaky one. Thanks for savin’ me from him.” You let out a small laugh. “You’re welcome. Thought you might not want to listen to his ramblings at this hour.” Okay, you admittedly had a vested interest here but you didn’t need to admit that.

“Nah. Besides I’m well aware of where I fucked up today, don’t need ‘im to roast me about it.” He opened the fridge. “Want a drink?” he asked, offering you one.

The Admin probably wouldn’t have liked you slacking off like this while on duty… but delivering the supplies had been your final task today and you just had done it, right?

So you smiled and grabbed the can. “Sure.”

One drink wasn’t enough to make either of you drunk or even tipsy per se, but it did help ease the tension. You had initially sat quite far away from Sniper but as time passed and conversation flowed, you noticed yourself inching closer and closer to him. By this point you were sitting right next to him, so close your legs were almost touching, so close his arm was just half an inch away from yours…

“So that’s what the RED Spy chaos was about!” you giggled. “I knew it would have some really side-splitting story behind it—"

“’Side-splitting’? So that ya barely snicker?” Sniper asked with obvious amusement. “C’mon, I’ve never heard you give a proper boff.”

“Well…” It was not that you never did that; you just tended to get more reserved whenever, well, he was present. “That doesn’t mean I never—I mean, I don’t ‘barely snicker’ and besides you never belly laugh either, what’s up with that I’ve only seen you be all quiet and stoic—”

Sniper seemed to be caught a little off-guard by the accusation: avoiding your eyes, he was quiet for a moment and took a sip from his beer. “I just rarely find anything that funny.” Had his cheekbones turned a bit redder?

You sat up a bit straighter. “Challenge accepted.” Sniper gave you a confused look.

“I bet I can make you totally crack up”, you explained. “And you’re welcome to try it on me as well, if you’re man enough”, you threw a cheeky smirk. “No tickling though, that’s cheating.”

Sniper returned the smirk. “Fair go. Besides that wouldn’t work on me anyways ‘cause I ain’t ticklish.”

“Oh ho ho, now I must check that after I’ve won”, you said wiggling your fingers at him.

Sniper quickly looked away and seemed to press his arms a little closer to his body. “Ooh. Confident, are we”, he muttered. Soon enough he looked at you again with a mischievous glint in his eye. “If you promise not to tell this to the Administrator, would you like to know what we’d do to sheilas like her back in the bush?”

You forced your expression into a poker face and braced yourself. “Go on…”

You started to calm down enough to catch your breath between bouts of laughter. Now this was embarrassing: you had been sure you would last at least one or two attempts before giving him the satisfaction of victory.

“Oh god… Hehehe… How can I look at her tomorrow with a serious face…”

“It’s simple, ya just think of dromedaries.”

“You’re not helping!” you guffawed again, somehow managing to wheeze out some comprehensible words. When you started to get a hold of yourself again, you realized how loudly you’d just been laughing and embarrassment washed over you. You turned away from Sniper.

“Uggh… I sound so stupid when I’m in hysterics like that…”

“No ya don’t. You sound very free, t’was delightful to listen to”, he said.

His words awakened a flutter in your belly. He had said your voice sounded delightful…

You regained your composure and turned to look at him again. “Okay, now it’s my turn.” You thought you might just as well continue tonight’s apparent theme of Admin-bashing, and if Demo and Scout’s earlier reactions were anything to go by, you had some killer material.

“So you know how the Administrator deemed RED the winners because they managed to defend that one last checkpoint? So unfair. Sometimes I wonder if the RED team bribes her with an… entirely different payload if you know what I mean”, you stretched out the last bit expecting a reaction. Sniper’s smile grew slightly wider, but nothing more than that. Okay, carry on, there were still plenty of good punchlines incoming, no need to lose your cool. “Well done, BLU team… but RED has scored one point with me, so fuck you in hell and learn to give some head”, you repeated your earlier chainsmoker Admin imitation. Nothing but a small huff through his nose. You started growing a little desperate. “Spy even said the Administrator can suck his dick… But honestly, do you even want to imagine that?”

“You’re tryin’ too hard, it’s clear from your tone of voice and pacing”, Sniper said smugly. “That stuff is funny only when it’s spontaneous and in the moment.”

“I’m so going to break you, just you wait”, you said trying to hide your frustration under a sassy tone. Okay, time to gather your arsenal: so dirty one-liners apparently wouldn’t work. Puns? Would those work on him? Did you remember any jokes about Australians, and would he even find them funny? Or maybe—maybe anti-jokes, those that were set up as proper jokes only to ultimately be hilariously anti-climactic? You decided to try them: Sniper could be surprisingly snarky at times, so those might actually have some potential.

“A man walks into a bar. Ouch.”

Sniper raised one eyebrow. “And what? Did some handsome rogue headshot him at the door, or--?”

“Nooo! That’s the joke, the joke is that there is no real punchline and it cuts off absurdly—”

“Way to go explainin’ it, that’ll always make a joke funnier”, he chuckled. At this rate you would probably make him laugh more at your epic fails than your actual attempts at cracking a good joke.

“Okay, okay, okay. Listen. So there’s this nightclub and in walks a saxophonist. He is dressed in a very fancy suit, his instrument is shiny and beautiful and well-kept and he plays the best jazz solo that’s ever been heard. The next night there will be a new guy playing…”

The story went on quite long, but you remembered being in stitches the first time you had heard it; maybe this could be your ultimate trump card.

“… and finally, on the last night, in comes yet again another saxophonist. His suit is teared and smelly, his saxophone looks like it’s been…

So, he comes in looking like a hobo, and his sax…

So this last guy and his sax both look like…”

Shit. Your mind was completely empty.

“Oh crap, I forgot how it ends.”

The way Sniper cracked up completely almost startled you, then left you in bewilderment as he doubled down in raspy and at times even wheezy laughter. You were a bit annoyed this didn’t feel like a proper victory, as it had come by an unintentional screw-up… But didn’t the end justify the means? And this end was more than justified: the way he tried to recompose himself from the hysterics was so cute.

Besides the best part was still just about to happen… You grinned in excitement and giggled under your breath, casually repositioning yourself behind Sniper and hovering your hands over his both sides, waiting for the right time to strike.

“Ya got me… Told ya, you’re funnier when you don’t push it too mu-Huch!” Sniper flinched as you grabbed his waist. “What’re ya--?”

“Don’t you remember? I promised to check if you’re not ticklish like you claimed”, you chirped, barely being able to conceal how much you were enjoying this.

Sniper blushed, his lips forming into a nervous smile. “Ya—ya don’t need to do that, I spoke the truth—”

You leaned closer to him, almost whispering in his ear. “Look. If you really want me to stop, just say it. Say ‘stop’ and I will.”

He didn’t say anything, his blush just deepened and he turned his face away from you. This was like a Smissmas morning. “I take that as a permission to proceed”, you cooed and softly pressed your both index fingers into his sides.

Sniper froze, his breathing becoming more tense and he obviously concentrated his all willpower on not squirming. This was golden. You just held your fingers in one place and he already was reacting like this! Wrecking him was going to be a blast.

“Hm. Looks like you told the truth after all. Not the least bit ticklish”, you teased. “Will you ever forgive me for doubting you?” you mockingly asked, starting to draw small circles on his sides. Sniper grunted and forced himself to stay still, fighting back a smile.

Little by little you started making the circles bigger so your fingers kept creeping both higher and lower on his body. To his credit Sniper succeeded rather well in keeping his reactions in – but even so he couldn’t stop himself flinching every time you grazed right under his ribcage. A devilish idea came into your mind.

“But one thing I want to say. You really shouldn’t live by nothing but coffee on those long days you spend sniping in one spot. You’re so thin your bones are sticking out”, you emphasized your point by gently scritching his lowest ribs.

“Hnggh!” Sniper jerked rather violently and tried to push your hands away with his elbows. A wide grin flashed on his face for a moment before he regained his stoic façade. You became determined to see that grin again and for much longer time.

You kept tracing long slow trails up and down his sides, making him twitch as he constantly tried to avoid your touch only to be soon attacked from the other side. You reckoned you could break him immediately if you just went in for the kill… But where would be the fun in that? This game was meant to be played slowly.

You got a new evil idea. It made you feel a bit bashful, but you pushed yourself past that inhibition. “Oh dear, I forgot to take one thing into account”, you feigned shock. Using two fingers in each hand you started walking your fingers down Sniper’s body from the upper ribs to his hipbone. Using each individual rib as its own stepping stone made him squirm against you and whimper.

“W-what do ya m-mean?” he asked, trying his best to control his breathing.

Your fingers scratched lightly his hips and lower abdomen as you tried to pull up his tucked-in shirt, making him tremble. “So let’s assume you’re not ticklish at all with your shirt on…” You heard Sniper gulp: he seemed to have understood what was coming for him. You managed to pull out the shirt hem. “… but we still have to check your sensitivity without it”, you finished with glee, diving your hands in under his shirt and making contact with his bare skin.

Sniper forced his mouth shut to muffle an amusingly high-pitched squawk. He wasn’t even trying to hide his squirming anymore and grabbed your wrists in attempt to shoo your hands off.

“Nu-uh-uh! No fighting back allowed!” you scolded giving his sides a squeeze which elicited another strained grunt from him. He stopped pushing at your hands; whether it was out of fear of more side-squeezing or simply being weakened by the tickles, both were good options.

You let your hands wander all over his sides and stomach with the lightest, softest possible touch, so light the pads of your fingertips barely skimmed over his skin, which made him twitch. Sniper had given up trying not to smile a good while ago, so throughout this his face was stuck into a desperate grin. Now he seemed to put all his remaining determination into not laughing out loud, even though that effort showed signs of faltering too when you moved to spidering his belly.

“You don’t like my hands here, do you?”

It was admirable how Sniper still refused to give up, but you could clearly hear his groan was just an attempt to conceal the first faint giggles. In other words, it was time to break out the big guns.

“Would you like them even less if they… had sharp nails on them?”

“Ahyaah!” The moment you started skittering your nails on Sniper’s stomach he started struggling violently in your grip and all kinds of funny noises escaped his throat: uncharacteristically shrilly squeals, almost whiny sounds of protest and, most importantly, a stream of giggles he couldn’t hide anymore. You made a pleasant discovery that scratching along his happy trail elicited particularly frantic squawks and made him double down in effort to protect himself.

This was adorable. But you still wanted to see him crumble completely, and you knew exactly where to strike for that.

Never stopping tickling him, you asked: “Hey Snipes, which bones didn’t grow back again?”

“No! You cahan’t mean— no no no NO—”

Yes you did. Triumphantly you claimed your victory by digging your nails into his ribcage.

“GYAAAAAHAHAHA!” Sniper lost all control of his volume as he pleaded for mercy whenever he could form words amidst his laughter, thrashing wildly under your touch the whole time.

“So do you admit you’re ticklish?” you asked while scribbling at his upper ribs.

“Okahay! I do!”

“And do you admit to being a dirty little liar about it?” In a particularly nefarious move you tasered in between the ribs. Sniper shrieked in response, almost knocking himself off his seat.

“YEHEHES! STOP! I give!”

You obeyed. You drew one last tiny heart around his navel, earning the last giggly yelp, then pulled your hands from underneath his shirt and soothed out the ghost tickles. Sniper jumped as he felt your hands on his sides again but soon relaxed when it was obvious you weren’t going to tickle him anymore. He was still weary and giggly from the playful torment.

“You’re a sneaky one… And evil at that…”

You had become awfully giggly as well. “Never said I wasn’t.” You snaked your arms around him and pulled him into a hug from behind, resting your head on his shoulder.

You stayed like this for a while in silence. Neither of you talked, neither of you pulled away. The silence wasn’t uncomfortable anymore. Feeling his warmth, feeling his shoulders rise and lower along his calm breathing were the only things that had any living space in your mind at the moment.

You gathered up your courage and said it. “I… I really like you a lot.”

A beat. Then you heard a happy sigh from him and very quiet, almost whispery words: “… I like ya too.”

A tiny laugh escaped your lips. You moved next to him, bumping your head affectionately against Sniper’s shoulder and leaning onto him. Hesitatingly he wrapped his arm around you, which you took as a green light to cuddle him even closer. Jesus Christ, had you ever been this close to him, had your faces ever been this near each other…?

The tension became unbearable. You couldn’t take it anymore, you just went for it and kissed his cheek.

Sniper’s eyes widened and a pink blush rushed to his face. “Oh. Thanks”, he chuckled with the brightest smile you probably had ever seen from him. You hummed in euphoria, snuggling into his chest.

Your hand found his and you absentmindedly caressed the rough back of it, your fingers tracing his bony knuckles and fingers.

“I was serious about eating properly, though. Your bones are sticking out.”

*Eugene Onegin, Alexander Pushkin (1799 – 1837)

[justinforprez]

Team Fortress 3

Characters leaked!!!

Lee Harvey Oswald as the sniper

Theodore Kaszinski as the demoman

John Wilkes Booth as the spy

Eric and Dylan as ??? Scouts? New class?

Medic is unchanged. Still Kevorkian

Nothing on new soldier, pyro, or heavy

[vanityloves]

You :Handshake: Me - wILL DIE WHENEVER ARTISTS REMEMBER THAT mEDIC HAS SOME BEEF

People fail to remember how Dense this boah is. If you wanna compare him to the other mercs, he does look 'smaller' but the others in question is Heavy (a Literal Bear, a gah dam UNIT), Soldier (the Honey Covered Fiend/ """"ex"""" Military Man), and Demo (The Sword Wielding Cyclops. + have you seen ripped demoman? wtf).

Yall have the audacity to call the 2nd fastest class a twink/twunk/whatever, all while he carries around that clunky ass medigun? Watch him clap your ass when he takes that shit off. I'm tellin you it's gonna be like Rock Lee taking off the ankle weights.

I think thats why Battle Medics scare me so much - imagine some big guy running @ you while yelling something in german. I'd simply pass away.

ALSO ARE PEOPLE FORGETTING ABOUT BURLY BEAST? BC IM SURE FUCKIN NOT.

anyways, theres this as well.