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2D and Murdoc (gorillaz) are in the Bathroom Trap (saw i)!

requested by anon!

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I'm gonna get bullied by my bestie because she knows about this plot LOL but I was on cai and accidentally did this plot, reader is playing stardew valley and BJ decides to put himself in the game as a bachelor to romance (if you don't play stardew and want to ignore this that's fine)

Gn reader or fem whatever works

Any Beetlejuice version is fine too

Ty 🫶

Toonjuice x reader

Decided on toonjuice for this one because it made the most sense to me.

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After a long day, nothing quite beats a cozy game of stardew valley. You slunk down onto your couch and booted up your switch. You left your farm and lo and behold you see a new, but familiar face. You approach the sprite, assuming it was a seasonal thing but…NOPE! It’s bj. “Beetlejuice get out of my game.” You grumbled, tired from your long traitorous day pressing buttons on a keyboard and dealing with Susan from accounting. “Oh, come on babes! You’re always playing this game so I figured I should see what it’s all about! Besides you seem to like fictional men more than real ones so this must make you all over me.” Little versions of your sprite appear fawning over his picture on the side of the text box. “Oh, please…” you roll your eyes, despite knowing he’s right. “Get out.” You continue, adamant about having your peaceful four hours straight of a farming game. “Sorry, it’s not that easy babes! You’re gonna have to get that heart thing to fourteen!” This…is going to be a long afternoon.

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THANK YOU SO MYCH FOR SENDING IN AN ASK!!!!!!! Sorry it’s short but you can come back for more if you want:) constructive criticism is encouraged!!!

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Don't talk to me stardew valley Mobile just got the update you won't see me till next year

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Trump winning might be the thing that makes me permanently quit Twitter lol, I just can't handle that swirling vortex of doomposting right now

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*says crude sexual joke*

"I thought you were asexual"

THIS IS WHY I DONT MAKE THESE JOKES IN THE FIRST PLACE MY SEXUALITY DOESN'T RULE MY LIFE LEAVE ME ALONE

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Couldn't say if better myself 🫶

stockholm syndrome being a "rare psychological disorder" is some bullshit because I feel like it's very natural to watch a horror film and want to fuck him.

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Started my period dressed as Beetlejuice for Halloween, my first thought was to say "the juice is loose"

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So I work at a dry cleaners and I got permission to dress up for Halloween tomorrow and I chose Beetlejuice this year, and then I remembered the dry cleaners in the 2nd movie, guys i literally might be Beetlejuice fr ❗❗

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You're so real btw

Thank you so much I don't even try (I'm trying all the time)

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Why does everyone on the internet have a fetish for their crushes smelling bad

Why would wanna fuck someone who smells like shit

First off have the balls to not be anonymous second it's not that I actively search for people who "smell like shit" I just so happen to like characters who LOOK like they smell like shit but you know what? These characters aren't real. And they never will be. So what's your problem? They might not even smell bad who knows? No one knows. Again they AREN'T REAL. you're a bully behind a screen get a life

Also you're on fucking Tumblr the freakiest website on the PLANET what did you expect LMAOOO you're gonna find some crazier shit than this so I wouldn't get butt hurt over this when there is so much worse stuff on here

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For anyone willing to write a LONG ass fic, (yes it has to be long PLEASE) a fic of the reader getting to know Beetlejuice when he's all tiny in the town model and after a while of being friends with him and getting to know him while visiting the model, the reader finally summons him letting him free from the model and he's normal sized I think I'd be so cute PLEASEEE I NEED A SLOW BURN 20K WORD PIECE OF ART I HAVE READ EVERYTHINGGG

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SMAAASSHHHH

Has anyone submitted Beetlejuice yet? Can I? Can I submit Beetlejuice?

Nope, I don't think anyone's submitted Beetlejuice ye-

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I love me some raunchy, gross, perverted old men who probably smell bad 🥴

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Was it necessary to kill Bob 😔

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These photos actually make me piss myself these are my favorite type of Yumi photo why is there so many of them

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I'm actually pissing myself this is so funny to me

@thebutchersbitch