#Last Chair

[noxious-fennec]

I love how being obsessed with livestreamed Minecraft role play for a period of my life has granted me access to seemingly endless interpersonal dramas I can tap into at 7 in the morning. Ex-girlfriend at the function pov

[msmimundo]

Would Stacy ever get a pet post Perry?

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF movie is just Mike getting bullied by animatronics

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[w1f1n1ghtm4r3]

got really in the mood to draw a room so i drew one

[kelin-is-writing]

In love with him all over again 🥰

[sems-diarie]

death is insane. wdym i’ll never see my grandmother again

[stump-not-found]

what a cutie . makes you just wanna lock him in a steel cage at the bottom of the mariana's trench

full comic this is for

[trustymikh]

regular day at a talon lab

[narniansteel]

My Roman empire is that time this 13 year old girl threw an arrow so hard it went through a man's armor and into his chest 🙂

[almondpiglet]

coming back with my first post of the year! and with a short comic no less! yipeee!!

my 30 year old employee wont stop eating like an anime girl!!

[andy-clutterbuck]

Rick Grimes in The Ones Who Live | 1x03 - Bye

[strongermonster]

the desk chair i have came with this type of wheel

which are utter fucking garbage oh my god. i've had the chair around a year and a half or so and every single one is broken. they're gummed up with my long-ass curly hair and my cats hair and whatever random fibres it seems to magnetically attract where it weaves them into some sort of evil yarn ball.

the plastic is pitted to hell from where it dented/embedded random crap from running over absolutely anything that might have been on the floor and absorbing it into the shitty plastic. if you were to judge me by nothing but the state of my chair wheels, you would think i live in some kind of fucking gravel pit. i swear to you i sweep my floors.

the wheels are made of 2 plastic disks on a metal axle and i just my weight + rolling around caused about half of them to either fully pop off or to bend at an angle, meaning they DRAG horrendously and have scraped my floor to shit. it's impossible to scoot closer to my desk to sit comfortably. trying to roll anywhere just grinds the plastic horribly along the concrete floor making a noise that sounds like if you threw lego and gargoyles at a belt sander. moving in any direction is an uphill battle.

i tried a couple weeks ago pulling them off to clean them out, re-grease them, and put them back on, but some had cracked entirely, and others had turned white and deformed at the joining part from being dragged for so long.

so i ordered some of the roller blade style wheels and just now installed them and when i righted my chair and went to sit down, i yanked it like i used to have to with the old shitty wheels, but these new babies GLIDE smooth as all fuck, so what i actually did was launch my chair entirely across the room where it lost approximately 0 momentum until it slammed into my bookcases and sent my sleeping cats running for the hills through a meteor shower of novels and knickknacks.

when i put it back at my desk (it was like pushing air, oh my god??) i went to sit and just the weight of my thighs kissing the seat sent the whole chair effortlessly swimming along out of my ass's reach, nearly sending me straight to the floor. when my cat jumped up in my lap, the force of her small body moved us both.

ten outta fuckin ten, exactly what i wanted, i love these. i could probably send myself across the room with a sneeze.

[randanopterix]

Hangman spending months trying to destroy Swerve and once he succeeds looks back with an incredible grief

[sportsthoughts]

standard 'my boyfriend's body is powerful and he'll be playing when he's fifty and you're all idiots who cLeArLy don't know him like I do' comments from Mr Kris Letang - 18/9/24

[bocchidaily2024]

bocchi the snail

Day 76: *snail noises*