#Lampert likes meatballs

[c0smicallyaregretevatorfan1]

GUYS I FOUND LAMPERT EATING HIS FAV FOOD IN 3008 REAL NOT CLICKBAIT 3 AM SCARY GONE WRONG!!!!!! /j

Happy April fools lmao

I beg this to be reblogged

[lamperts-rokea]

It's headcanon time y'all (but it is ONLY Lampert, yippee)

He can change his height at will, but he usually stays around the 5'9 - 6'2 mark.

He does occasionally slip up and call the divorced people "dad". He gets nervous about it but usually they pay no mind.

Lampert can cook, but he can only cook certain dishes, like spaghetti and meatballs or lasagna. Everything else he eats is either made by other people, gifted to him by Robloxians, or easy-to-make stuff like cereal.

He constantly gets asked how he "works", like his anatomy and stuff since somehow he can eat, but he doesn't have a clue how he works. He just has a mouth, somehow.

The only physical touch he allows from others is very small gestures, like hand touching and leaning on his shoulder. If you're close to him he may reciprocate some touch you give, and if you're REALLY close to him you get to hug him n stuff. Consider yourself lucky.(The tail winding around Kasper leg was not a mistake nor a lapse in judgement, he knows exactly what he's doign)

Says he's unlabeled, as in his sexuality, which IS canon, but the only reason he considers himself unlabeled is because of what a hard time he has trying to connect with people. If you don't have many options either, would you be able to figure out who/what you like?

Everytime he gets off the elevator he changes his lampshade out for a different one and washes up the one he was previously wearing to prevent germs from staying on him.

Speaking of, whenever he changes out his lampshade, the face fades on the old one and appears on the new one he is now wearing. He has favorites.

He has a HUUUGE collection of plushies, most of them being seals, a few cats, but he has two favorite ones, both seals. He cuddles with at least one of them at night. One is from his father figures, the other from Kas a while ago. He washes them both regularly to keep them nice and clean and fuzzy. (I love you so much Lampert you are my male wife <3<3)

[m0nst3rslam3nt]

Happy jashtastic friday included with my rant about lampert[im such a nerd ik]

Lampert is a character from regretevator with the head of a lamp and a grey body in the game along with a tail that isn’t attached completely to the character, he is a very close friend of both wallter and mannequin mark but some have thought he was the child of them both. Lampert is “friends” with Kasper/Infected well the quotation marks because lampert doesn’t really like infected as much and intends to ruin his life saying that to him in the elevator. Regretevator is a game on roblox too that is multiplayer and has 71 floors while Lampert comes from the 3008 floor and often can get stuck in objects or the floor and if he gets stuck in the tables for example it makes him unable to go to the elevator and if you find lampert and the floor ends he automatically teleports into the elevator but gets stuck in the floor. Lampert gets along well with Wallter and Mannequin mark as seen by their individual conversations and lampert saying “I hope I run into wallter or mark”. He also certainly should not be sprayed with water because it is dangerous to electricity as he comments. He doesn’t seem to have a good relationship with pest due to their interactions that they have in the game. Lampert is from a location also known as ROKEA which is his way of saying ikea. Rokea in his opinion is very big and he is a germophobe This is shown because he calls the buttons dirty and gets people to do it for him even if it is not clean. He does not like being near anyone who sneezes or someone who doesn’t wash their hands as I said earlier he does not like germs from other people and he would not accept being hugged because it would be unsantized in his opinion. He has not yet interacted with Spud! Before but has had an interaction with Gnarpy whom he tried to convince to change but failed because xe is too evil and does not want to become a better person. Although asides from lampert not being directly related to the pairing of Mannequin Mark and Wallter he has some art with the both of them including “One big happy family” which I don’t think is canon but it would be cool if it was. He doesn’t move when he talks and simply makes the sound of a “lamp being turned on” or something like that whenever he speaks to an NPC in game. Lampert has no interaction with the following such as Gregoriah who does not enter the elevator at all and is simply just in the level, No known interaction with Split either. Back to his interactions with Pest, He labels pest as just an “insect” that is afraid of light which had angered Pest and then that’s when Lampert confirmed he did just think of Pest like that. Lampert is the kind of character to just do whatever and while he has eyebags under his eyes he can go very fast and is the fastest NPC in the entire game known besides Wallter who speeds away very fast even if wallter is fast it does not beat the speed of Lampert. One can not keep up to his pace as he has zoomies even if he looks like he doesn’t sleep. He has a smiley face which is like Wallter’s but a bit different than his smiley face. Lampert has yet not gotten his own Head UGC as of now. He is often found on the sides of walls which are brown walls but can be seen by a flip chair but most of the time Lampert is in plain sight if you’re lucky enough to spot him that fast then you can get yourself a companion in the elevator. Whenever he’s sprayed, he likes Meatballs since it is his favorite food and he likes Cinnamon Sanitzer if I’m wrong then my bad. I have no known info at the moment of his height but I will update if I do find out the height of Lampert. If there is any interactions I am missing with any of the NPCS again I will add it to the paragraphs I am spending hours on absolute hours on. He does not have a known sexuality either the only thing known about him is he uses he/him and isn’t hostile in the game unlike most NPCS. He can die by the gas though that appears in the room at the hotel room floor and or something else.

[skaterlight-asks]

Lampert, make Kasper try the Rokea swedish meatballs

💡 genuinely can’t tell if he likes them or not..

[edgyblackcats]

random ass questions... Your interpretations of the 4 freaks...whats their favorite food(s)

lampert obviously likes spaghetti and meatballs (it's his comfort food fr) he'd probably also like other pastas

Kasper is probably a bit more basic and likes pizza and burgers (fast food in general really) and energy drinks. Gummies. Infected probably sometimes drinks lysol and windex on accident

Unpleasant seems like the type of guy to eat inedible shit (he probably likes batteries) real food, probably fish idk like catfish and shi

Jeremy idk lmao he probably likes spicy cheetos lmfao

Kasper the type of mf to eat pineapple on pizza fr

[departedhumanitysdaughter]

Okay here's fun facts about the renrenren au

(will be edited.)

Bive : she is an she/her/xe. Yes xe's pronounces are just 3.. she's not even an nonbinary but she's a women who describe herself as an xenogender even tho she ain't non binary.. she likes to eat carrots and mashed potatoes. And muffin twirl toast...she was once a detective until she worked as an lemonade stander person.

Wallter : Wallter is married with mark (as you know.) Wallter has cataracts which that's why he sometimes he wears glasses! He likes to eat shrimp fried rice! Wallter is transgender because yes. He fell inlove with mark while mark and Wallter was co-workers..Wallter is an employee at an office called roffice, mark and Wallter are working there. Still...

Gnarpy : this alien xenogender cat is perhaps to not even the best one to get along with humans..but xe get well with non-humans and cats! But when xe decided to be friends with an human! Xe first human friend was mach! Well maybe xe sometimes normalized to be friends or interacted with a human! Gnarpy sometimes to be cat moded. Which mean's that xe's is still cat coded! Xe loves cat foods like fish,rats even...uhh chickens.

Spud : spud cannot talk but he has training for 3 years to talk but sometimes he can talk...spud cannot even imagine how you describe things because he has a really hard understanding..spud was actually an boy who was experimented..his favorite food Is spam meat.

Mark : mark is a short husband for Wallter! He even sometimes hug Wallter chest because uhhh...breast addiction? Sometimes they find it cute when mark is clingy like a baby koala.. mark is sometimes jealous when Wallter is hugging or petting or flirting with other people, mark favorite food is just a coal..and also likes matcha tea! He doesn't have legs because an incident happened since he was working at his job to fix wallter's office (where Wallter is working.) mark would definitely listen to post-malone but sometimes some members of the renrenren's are bullying him for listening to post-malone except for his tall ass malewife Wallter.

Infected(Kasper) : infected has a disease called "STPK" aka "sore throat prologued kimera" where an disease if a patient lungs are not treated right then the patient will get STPK. kimera is a invasive but if you wear tissues keep it in you're nose you're not invasive! Infection sometimes wear scenecore outfits! He is frenemies with lampert even tho mark and Wallter doesn't trust infected for cutting his hands off. He loves eating Meatball..when infected was founded to be the one who cutted lampert arm, pest fucking throws him to the window.

Lampert : his hands are amputated because infected out of nowhere cutted his arms..and having the reason where pest was actually bloodlust and mind controlling him, although praying mantises doesn't have mind controls.. lampert really needs a big comfort.. because he's struggling with existential crisis. And mental breakdowns..lampert likes to listen to mitski (I'm liquid smooth) all day so it could calm him up. Although split could know what's going on with him since after Wallter and mark got divorced and remarried few weeks later. He hasn't even recovered from that terrible memory. Lampert likes to puddings.

Split : split is fat and would likely to say banana instead of swear words. Split has fat cat leg's. And when she's crying she will lay down and cry like a cat would do. She is an half snail but her antenna is eaten by gnarpy because gnarpy likes to eat each other people..split walks very slowly because she a snail. She likes to bananas and riced oiled and green onion with spider eggs on it. She always say "holy bananas! Delicious as always!"

Unpleasant : this mf always get jumped by the others (except for split and folly) and the most forgettable bitch in the au

Gregoriah : she works at gaggleland! Right hand is replace by a sharp triangle that make no use. gregoriah always licks catnips because she loves catnips! And have her daily licking! But if her friends found out she do catnips they jumped at her. Gregoriah really loved eating natto! If the natto has the right ingredients she would likely eat it! She likes to drink milk! Gregoriah really like to bother gnarpy or Dr retro!

Dr retro : she's the medic of the group! She can talk but sometimes speak German! Retro do have Lazer beams and heal beams! She doesn't like people who touching her. She will bite you so hard.

Carolina mach : mach has a Alexithymia. An disease that made human have no emotions. Mach fakes it all Infront of strangers and Infront of her show.. as but mach couldn't feel anything..mach doesn't even like to talk about her life. But when she feels like it she would talk about it.. Carolina favorite food are an slice of apple and boiled squids..she thought faking emotions would make her have feelings.

Folly : this dream parasite is having connections with the fox lady, she was born in 900 japanese. For that folly married her brother rolly to decieve her own soul. But then she killed rolly to decieve one another, this lead her to despair and clichè happening to her, the fox lady who witnessed her clichè offer her to switch bodies and souls so her curse will be gone, folly who has trust issues switch bodies with the fox lady not knowing that she's tricked and have a curse where she cannot decieve anyone anymore but go to anyone nightmare to kill one another..she has been ignoring mach for 8 years after a battle with her...wallter is the only trusted friend for her..folly would shapeshift into anything but not anything but yokai's and urban legends and japanese demons like enzukai,kitsune and any other demons.

Poob/party noob : poob is currently married with pest, poob has an centipede like legs. Everyday is his birthday. He used every pronounces she want. Because pronounces don't matter he said sarcastically.

Michè: she died because of folly deceived her.

Slimyim: slimyim simply is a meaty jester. Only stuck in a wooden piece. Acting nothing happened but eventually, folly cursed her(idk Slim's pronounces sorry) because slimyim is actually michè but in return of faith. Deceivingly by folly and cannot move but if someone turned her back to michè folly will rage and turn the person who michè back. Will be cursed and be part of her body. Although slimyim doesn't care, she has been stuck in there for over 1200 years before the birth of bugbo.

Pilby: pilby use ce/cim. Pilby gender is a yes..yeah ig that's it (the creator of the renrenren au hates. Pilby)

Jeremy: Jeremy is just they're well known uncle like person. Jeremy told slimyim to kys before folly would notice.

MR: he had an affair with Dr retro 12 years ago and the contract broke due to Dr retro betrayed Mr's order, Mr is the goddess of evil and Mr has an lover named enphoso, Mr and folly argues alot, Mr is PAN.

Enphoso: you're local buddy who sells worth stuff! And has a lover that is Mr!

Stat: shes me lol

[lamperts-rokea]

It's headcanon time y'all (except they're rushed because I only have so much time before I get my phone taken again)

Lampert will only eat meatballs with Swiss cheese sprinkled on top and drenched in marinara. He's very Sweden.

Despite being a bit more old timey, he actually kinda likes freaker bunny. He thinks its face is silly

He hates Fizz up, Grey Stuff, Blogsy and Mountain dew. He only likes drinking iced teas, water and gogurts. Yes, you heard me right.

His favorite shape is a diamond because of how simple yet complex they are.

Kasper used to put on small solo sessions with his guitar for Lampert.. Lamp doesn't particularly like the type of music he likes, but he can't deny Kas was pretty good at it, and always cheered him on.

Kasper used to have dreams of being a popular rockstar, performing in front of hundreds.. the fear of social interaction shut that dream down pretty quickly.

Lampert sometimes mutters under his breath in Swedish, usually about people he dislikes or things he hates.

If he had to choose a mainstream song that he liked the most, he'd choose Things to Do or Treehouse by Alex G, or Are You Satisfied? By MARINA.

His favorite weather is cloudy and rainy, but not with thunderstorms. It's the perfect weather to stay in the ROKEA, sit down on a windowsill and read a good book.

He has embarrassing photos of him in frames at both Wallter n Marks homes. No matter how many times he begs they never take them down.

[lamperts-rokea]

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Character headcanons/canons

He/him pronouns and an unlabled sexuality (canon)

6'0 (life-size lamp lol), pretty closed in for the most part (headcanon)

ADHD (canon)

He doesn't have any parents, but considers Wallter and Mark his parent figures (headcanon)

Enjoys the classics and old-timey music and fashion. Wears bowties often (canon)

He hates germs, yet loves exploring the outside world and the things/people there. (Canon)

Hates being touched, but will condone it on occasion. (Headcanon)

Has hand sanitizer on him at all times, along with other things that could come in handy in an emergency. (Headcanon)

Loves meatballs and seals more than his non-existent first born (canon, probably)

He gets easily nervous and can have panic attacks very easily if he doesn't keep his emotions under control. (Headcanon)

ROLEPLAY HEADCANONS

Lampert acts different near different people. Here's some examples:

-his relationship with his parents(Wallter and Mark) has been a bit rocky since they divorced. He believes they never should have divorced as it is likely he'll probably bring it up. Since they basically raised him, he still tries to treat them with respect.

-he's been in love with Kasper for a long time, and Kasper is the only reason Lampert keeps Infected close to him. He'll likely act nervous when he's near Infected, both due to their past and his germaphobia.

-he'd consider Split and Poob friends of a friend. He treats them with respect for the most part, but he sees Poob as a bit stupid, and Split as a bit overbearing.

-he'll try and kill unpleasant

-he would consider his relationship with Dr. RETRO completely professional, only trying to help her find a cure to the Virus. He slightly admires her work and dedication.

-For the most part, he feels neutral about Bive. He thinks she's gross and should go take multiple showers, but also he admires her dedication to her severe delusional antics.

-Lampert hates bugs, and Pest is no exception, especially since he acts like one. Pilby, on the other hand, he could probably get along with. If anything, Lampert feels bad for them. Both of them.

-prototype slightly freaks him out a bit, always scanning people and asking such personal questions. But he can handle that. What he can't handle is the fact Prototype doesn't look all that polished and pristine as robots should.

-ew ew ew Reddy red ball diner gross

-If anything, he feels sorry for Spud. His current physical issues are enough to make one gag out of sympathy, but it's also the fact that Spud is brain damaged that really makes Lampert sad for him.

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