#Laios: there he is. My little hunter

[thyandrawrites]

Laios is obviously a dog person but scenes like this really make you remember he grew up around cats, too

[hhoneyhams]

Full Count - Modern Laios/F!Reader

Word Count: ~2.7k

Features: lots of inappropriate uses of company time (ahem), closet sex, destruction of store property, technical difficulties, and pizza 'n soda for morale! It also gets a little sappy at one point, yippee!

Warnings: SMUT!! 18+ ONLY!! ESRB RATED M FOR MATURE (Technically A/O but who uses that anymore?? )

Content Warning: Unprotected sex, public sex, and cream pies

The reader has female genitalia and is human. I tried to keep all other descriptions/pronouns to a minimum.

Author's Note: Shout out to @toxycodone for making the post that inspired this whole thing! Minimum wage worker Laios is a darling idea, but thinking about him working in a video game and collectible store just stole my HEART! I'd let him tell me all about his D&D campaign and his most recent Skyrim run any day 🖤

“--have a good night!” you call out to a departing customer. As the door shuts behind them, you turn off the neon ‘open’ sign and begin your closing duties. 

Instead of wiping down the windows and letting the shutters down, you were handed pencils and two printed-off sheets of paper attached to clipboards.

“You and Laios go do the pre-owned and new console count, I’ll see what I can do about the internet before the night is over,” your boss sighs, pulling out their phone to make some calls. Your eyes meet Laios’ as he pauses what he is doing on the sales floor to make his way to the area behind the registers.

“The internet went down?”

“I think that storm knocked it out earlier…” you theorize, handing him the other pencil and clipboard. “We were having trouble over here with the POS and cards.”

“Oh, it's down-down then,” the blond confirms. You grab your second soda can of the night and your keys to the back room. He follows suit after he takes another piece of pizza, cold and tough from airing out on the counter. “That’s lame.” 

Taking care of a count by hand is nothing for you, but using your extra hours to redo a count isn’t your idea of a fun Friday night. The day of full-count inventory for your store was quickly looming, the internet going out another hurdle in the way of your freedom.

The two of you lock yourselves into the back. You open the side closet that holds both sets of consoles to count. The closet wasn’t cramped, but you were a bit cozy in there. Various gaming consoles lined the walls and were stacked along the floors.

You and Laios were rarely scheduled together, but you always enjoyed yourselves when you were. You met him at a staff meeting shortly after he started at the store. The whole night you had ended up talking about everything from dungeon-crawler games to Dungeons and Dragons, to even discussing the potential of getting some friends together to do a joint playthrough of one of his favorite games in the Monster Hunter series.

It isn’t a secret that you find him attractive. Your other co-workers poke fun at how you clam up around him. You’re just content with listening to him ramble, unlike some of the others. 

Usually, people don’t last at this job long enough for you to get attached, but you know you’d be a little sad to see him go. 

Your phone vibrates in your pocket with a text from your manager. Laios’ phone has been forgotten somewhere out front so he glances over your shoulder to read the text:

‘Going home. Finish the count and lock up when you’re done. Someone should be bringing us a router from another store tomorrow.’

Leave it to a manager to have you clean up their mess…

“Shit, why do we still have to do this then? I mean, if we’re just going to be back up and running tomorrow morning, why stay late and see if everything is there?” you vent to Laios, setting the clipboard down on the ground and flopping straight onto your ass. “They can’t even see if we’re actually doing this, so why not fudge these numbers and go home early…”

“Well, think of it this way,” he begins, sitting down beside you and settling his clipboard neatly in his lap. “They can’t see that we’re sitting down and taking care of it!” He begins to scan along the consoles sitting on the floor, marking off each console he finds by the serial number.

He was so content with the mundane that it hurt. He was a real ‘yes, ma’am’ ‘no, sir’ kind of worker, always coming to work with a smile on his face.

You felt like a bad influence every time you worked with him…

Your other coworker, Kabru, always makes it known just how much he wants to choke Laios during their shifts together. Something was very endearing to you about how dedicated he could be to a part-time position like this.

You joined him…and continued your work on the floor.

“--so our DM, right? This guy-”

“Our district manager or your dungeon master?”

“Oh, dungeon master, got mad at me for rolling SUPER high on a perception check and went after my sister’s character for it. So our next session is going to be us trying to get her back from a dragon. We’ve got to take some time off because we lost a couple of people but I’m ready to throw down next time!” he says, determination in his voice. You give him a smile in response, your mind pretty occupied by the task at hand. 

He continues to prattle on excitedly about some of the other escapades his party took place in as you counted the rest of everything that you could whilst sitting on the floor. You were always scared of whatever googly-eyed look you’d give him as you listened intently, so you would usually throw yourself into your work as he talked.

He was kind of like a big, hunky podcast or something…

“Alright, we’ve gotta get up now…” you huff, slowly getting up by grabbing onto one of the wire shelves for support. The hard linoleum floor was not doing you any favors in the comfort department and cut off the circulation to your legs.

You stumble forward and fall on top of Laios, jerking down the shelf you held onto for support, and flinging some of the handhelds onto the floor with you. His strong hands catch you around your middle so you don’t bang your heads against each other. 

A shot of heat rushes through you, embarrassment flushing your face and the telltale signs of butterflies blooming in your belly.

Were you really that touch-starved?

“There goes the Switches, 3 if you need to write it down,” he points out, not making any moves to let go of you as he does so. You settle down in his hands and look over your shoulder to see if he is actually right. 

You’ll have to test those to make sure they still work before you go home…

Laios continued to hold you, almost memorizing the way your body felt under his hands despite the space between the two of you that remained. 

Per your training modules, you knew that physical advances between coworkers were strictly prohibited on the store’s premises. This was clearly an accident, but if the prolonged touching between the two of you said anything, it's that it wasn’t exactly unwanted. 

Laios looks up to the ceiling, the light on the console room’s camera no longer pulsing red like it usually does.

“If the internet is out, the cameras are as well. You can’t get in trouble…”

Your eyes bore into his as you gaped in astonishment.

What is he implying…? 

There are a few beats of silence between the two of you before you close the gap, pressing a heated kiss to his lips and tangling your fingers into his soft shirt. He melted into the kiss, gripping your hips tightly to hold you against him. His lips were slightly chapped and he tasted like the pizza and soda from before.

“I’ve been wanting to shut you up all night,” you mumble, a smile stretching against your lips as you press more kisses against his.

“I thought you liked listening to me!” His tone is genuinely shocked as he says it, taking on a nervous edge like he has done something wrong. You hush him, rolling your eyes.

“I do, but holy shit, you’re so distracting!”

“You’re distracting too!” he fusses, pressing an accusatory finger to your nose playfully. “I’m always trying to get your attention and you never look at me!”

“I’m trying not to give you ‘fuck me’ eyes while you talk about Skyrim!” you confess, swatting his hand away. Telling him causes your cheeks to burn hotter than they have before. 

Suddenly, you feel something (or someone, rather) graze the underside of your rear. Laios’ cock strains against his pants as he looks away from you, his face turning a rather deep red to match the shirt he was wearing. He blushes all the way from the tips of his ears and down his neck.

“You…you want to fuck me?”

“Isn’t it obvious?”

It totally wasn’t. Laios didn’t think you liked him that much at all. He would see the way your eyes lit up at certain conversation topics and he did his best to keep your interest, but you always found something to distract yourself with. He’d even resorted to yelling across the store at you as you darted around to straighten up the shelves or stock. You didn’t tell him to shut up like Kabru or Toshiro, but you didn’t engage with him a ton.

He has caught your gaze on a couple of rare occasions, but you would quickly dart your eyes away when you found out that he had noticed. If you were worried about making him uncomfortable, he would have rather known that he wasn’t making you feel that way.

He wanted to make it all up to you. You now know so much about him, but he wanted to take the time to get to know everything about you. He’s heard you talk about your favorite game once or twice, but he wants to know exactly when you played it and why it is your favorite. He wants to know silly stuff, like your favorite Pokémon. He wants to know why you listen to him and why you don’t talk over him or cut him off. He wants to know how long you’ve liked him…

He wants to know why you’re so afraid to look at him…when it's all he ever really wanted. 

His thoughts run wild in his head about everything he wants to know about you, but they go silent the second you go in for another kiss.

Well…He knows you want to fuck him!

Your hands are cold from the store’s A/C, Laios ends up jumping slightly as you drag your hands underneath his shirt and along his back and sides. He lifts his arms up for you to pull the shirt off of him and wraps them back around your body in turn.

It was pretty damn cold in there, though.

In a heat-of-the-moment, split decision, he decides to reposition you so he can pull himself free of his pants. His overactive fingers struggle with the buckle of his belt as he begins to curse. You take over for him as he laughs at himself.

“Sorry, I’m a bit nervous… it's exciting, really! But, holy shit, I’m not used to all of this,” 

You don’t blame him, it's riskier than anything you’ve ever done in your life. You’re working part-time in a game store, your life isn’t remotely exciting enough to have had sex in public, much less at work and ON THE CLOCK.

From his perspective, he just found out that you liked him 5 minutes ago and now you’re pulling his dick out to suck him silly in your store’s console closet. Make it make sense!

Laios lets out a few quiet moans as you run your tongue along his cock, looking him straight in the eye. It’s everything he could have ever asked for, but he’s jumpy and keeping one eye on you and one on the door. You pull away and use the remaining spit to jerk him lazily with one of your hands. His head thrashes to the side and he lets out a low cry. 

“You know we’re still the only ones here…you don’t have to be quiet, Laios,” you simper. He breathes heavily and grabs your shoulder to stop your ministrations.

“We’ve got to be quick, I can’t wait much longer,” he rasps out. His hands begin to pull at your shirt. “I want to see you, please…”

He doesn’t have to tell you twice!

Laios’ eyes and hands are glued to your tits as you ride him, his fingers pinching your nipples as he notes the size and the way they bounce with you. Your body was something else to him, it was so familiar and foreign at the same time. He’d notice your shape, your clothes, and the way they complemented your figure and movement as you worked.

…yeah, you were distracting.

To have that same body held within his hands, wrapping snugly around his cock, crashing onto him and around him…He wonders how he could have gotten so lucky. 

“I’m…I’m standing up, I-I’ve got you,” he grits out, every movement against you bringing him closer and closer to the precipice. You wrap your arms and legs around him tightly, your fingernails digging into the muscles of his back as he hoists you up. You reach between your bodies to help guide him back in. 

He’s hitting at a new angle, pistoning in and out of you without abandon. Your curses and moans are buried into his shoulder as he keens out. His grunts and his sighs go straight into your ear, his encouragement not lost.

“F-fuck, I want you to look at me,” he says breathlessly. You tear your head from his shoulder and do as he requests. His face is red, sweat dripping from his brow, his iris blown black as his eyes dilate, and his jaw is slack as moans tumble from his mouth. His eyes aren’t staying open as he slams into you, his thrusts losing their rhythmic staccato. “Y-you’re amazing, and this is–”

“Laios, I’m s-so close,” you interrupt him, grabbing him and pulling him forward for a kiss. Your moans are rumbling in your throat as he picks up his pace again. You pull away long enough to breathe but find yourself back on his lips once more. 

You grab and hold one of the wire shelves for support, the position being a bit taxing to maintain for the both of you. He goes to warn you not to do it again but your grip and his movement cause the shelf to fall from the wall just like it did last time. You both yell and your body clenches around his, causing him to double over and almost drop you. 

There goes a whole PS4…

“Fuuck, shit, I don’t care, I don’t care, j-just keep going!” you shout, clawing along his back. Everything around you was becoming too much to bear. The sound and feel of your wetness, skin slapping against skin, the sweaty heat cooled by the A/C. You closed your eyes tightly, you focused on the orgasm rising in your belly, you let yourself get closer, and closer, and–

“I’m gonna cum inside you!” Laios announces with a line of drool running from the seam of his lips. He continued splitting you open with his cock, his form was sloppy but he held you so close to him.

Your orgasm ripped through you, causing you to clench against him tightly. Laios fucked you through your release and came shortly after, pressing you down onto himself as he shuddered and groaned. You weren’t sure how the two of you were able to stay upright after that.

Your legs on his back slide down and you hold onto him for support as he slides back out. His pants were still around his ankles, so it was a quick getaway for him to come back with some of the scratchiest brown paper towels your bathroom had to offer.

“T-thanks,” you say, trading his shirt you fished off of the floor for the paper towels. He hums, still pretty dazed. He sits right back in the floor against the wall as you change, watching you almost enraptured as you pull enough clothes on to toddle to the bathroom and finish cleaning up. “That was…something.”

It was something good though.

The rest of the night was spent testing those consoles that fell, just to make sure they weren’t broken. Luckily enough, everything was in working condition, even if the wire shelves remained discarded to the side of the room.

The two of you agreed to just say you clocked out earlier since it was pushing on midnight. You shared the rest of the pizza in the parking lot and drove your separate ways home. After you got inside your apartment, you received a text from Laios:

‘I don’t think we ever finished those counts…’

End Notes: Some of the work stuff is so specific...Don't ask lol

I'm still working on getting more confident with writing smut and oneshots. I've been writing fanfiction for years but it was all super involved multichapters that never went anywhere! Either way, I really hope you enjoyed reading this because I sure as shit enjoyed writing it!! 😎

Minor edits will be made if I find any mistakes and constructive criticism is always appreciated! (Just don’t be an ass about it 👀)

Credits: Dividers by @/cafekitsune, cover art from 'Daydream Hour' scans

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[songsofadelaide]

The way my SOUL craves some fluffy cute fanfics for Laios Touden x fem Reader.. 😭

He’s just So precious!!! Where’s the love for our freaky little pure-hearted man!!!

Maybe Reader worked as hunter/tracker before she joined up with the party..

Laios & Reader both trying to figure out how to “woo” each other.. Laios goes to Chillchuck for advice.. which doesn’t go well as he gets stuck in a lecture about how “Romance in the Party is a bad idea” and now the poor boi doesn’t know what he should do next.. he did have a fiancé before… but that was arranged, and then annulled when he left home… he doesn’t understand how normal relationships start in the first place..

Reader ends up going to Senshi, constantly volunteering to help with preparing the Monster meals.. her way of trying to hint to Laios that she’d make a good Wife if she learns how to cook Monsters like Senshi.. she even encourages Senshi that he should definitely make an official Monster-Cookbook! Promising she’d buy’em and be a customer for life if he made series of Cookbooks! (Smitten Girlie’s already daydreaming of the possible domestic bliss of her making Monster Meals for Laios, maybe even the two of them cooking together!)

Marcille sees all this happening.. She so Ships it!

Reader: presenting the first Monster Meal she made all by herself.. “I-I made this for You L-Laios.. W-What do you think??” 🫣

Laios: Oblivious and hungry as always.. “Oh Really? That’s Amazing…… Wow~ It’s Delicious!” 🥰

Reader: face red as the Red Dragon “You Mean it??” 🥹 Jumps forward and holds his hands close to her chest, her face inches from his making him very flustered.. “M-MARY ME!! I swear I’ll Cook Monsters for you Every day!” 😍

Chillchuck: flabbergasted!! “WHAT!?!?!? 😤 First of all you’re supposed to Court each other THEN get married!! Second Romance in a Party is ba- Mhmph!!!!

Marcille: shoving food in Chillchuck’s face so he won’t ruin the moment. “Oh HUSH!! It’s sweet and they’re perfect for each other!”

Laios: mentally (h-How did I Woo her?!? This’s amazing!!) 🤔 “YES! I’d love to Marry you, And we could Hunt Monsters together too.” 🥰

Senshi: appreciating the power a good balanced meal has in bringing people together in many ways.. “Ah, Young Love.” 😌

Pls anon these are just so cute! I myself am looking forward to reading more Laios fluff like this. 💛 He really is the most unexpected underrated underdog sweetheart of 2024. 😂💕

[toxycodone]

whats some dungeons meshi headcanons u got? owo? i totally believe Laois would be furry and into legos Cx

also i really enjoyed ur Ao3 fanfic about Laios x reader :D!!! I really agree with the way you write him :3

THANK UUU omg. I am gonna start with Laios because I have such a clear version of how he is in my head. I have nsfw hcs too but I’ll include them in a separate post if you want! These will just be sfw and more modern au geared

Laios is 100% a furry I…can’t even deny. he definitely sees himself as some like super cool timber wolf with icy blue eyes and platinum fur (or wolf/hunting dog mix) but everyone thinks he should be a Samoyed or something

he has multiple fursonas tho. one of “that” monster. maybe a dragon sona. he’s made up his own species to. may adopt sonas/species from artists he likes. yeah he’s a furry community veteran.

i never considered legos n Laios but. You’re so right. I think he’s more interested in the more complex nature setups or fandom ones. There’s definitely a half finished setup in his room at any given time (he gets super hyper focused on finishing them for like. a few days then kinda forgets until the next random fixation.)

he definitely has a dog that’s like. his best friend. he spends a ridiculous amount of time at the pet store or dog park or hiking w it

is a local game store REGULAR. he enjoys a lot of tabletop gaming like mtg, dnd, pokemon, and even digimon but in my mind he SLAYS at wingspan in particular. He has all of the extras and stuff. he has a group he loosely calls his buddies there that play with him time to time

not a huge video game fan though? I think he likes stuff like monster hunter and LoZ but like? I’m really unsure what else he’d be into. like yeah he likes monsters but like. he needs a specific genre….strategy based games are probably more his style. he may get into competitive pokemon tbh

no sense of style. Not in like a bad fashion way but like he just dresses extremely plain. Like he wears the most basic ass white boy clothes it’s ridiculous. He has a collection of silly t-shirts but that’s about as exciting as it gets. he believes socks and sandals go together. but somehow his hiking gear and jacket game is top notch. literally looks like ducks unlimited poster boy.

he grew up middle class but in a rural area. so he has manners and such but he’s kinda sheltered?? a little naive too but…he just has a big heart. He’s someone who believes in doing good even if like. There’s a chance you’re getting scammed.

ok that’s all the ideas I have now for gen hcs but tysm for the ask

[beatboxing-puppy]

saw some posts on this website discussing what sort of videogames the dunmeshi characters would play and i think everyone is wrong. everyone is wrong except for me so im going to spell out exactly who plays what. putting it under a read more because im going on a damn tangent.

Laios: He's not a gamer he does not play games on purpose he will only ever play video games when his friends ask him to join them in their multiplayer things. One day tho Falin told him about Monster Hunter and now thats the only thing he plays aside from Spore and he has sunk countless hours into that damn game. Also he probably has played Some pokemon but he doesnt like PLAYING it he just likes it in concept he knows the name of all the pokemon

marcille: people keep saying she would be a cosy gamer playing animal crossing and stardew and other cute games ^-^ its so lalalaaaa NO!!!!!!! no she does not. Marcille plays games that stress her out on purpose marcille plays overwhelming micromanagey games like lobotomy corporation and rimworld and etc. She also likes games with deep lore and mysteries to discover. The only thing that doesn't fit in this category that she plays is Minecraft shes always in there CREATIVE MODE building virtual dungeons and other crazy shit. Also she plays on her work laptop with trackpad ok

Chilchuck: This one is for me. This one im just basing off my own dad ok. Chilchuck used to be a hardcore gamer in his youth but specifically he was playing stuff like world of warcraft and old school runescape he had really big setups so he could run several instances of the game at once on all his alt accounts so he could beat a boss by himself and he was really good at it. But then he had kids and didnt have time for this sort of thing so he stopped playing videogames aside from occasionally helping his daughters beat a super hard mario level. Later in life he probably discovered some shitty little low-commitment phone game like pokemon go or pikmin bloom or some daily sudoku puzzle thing and he plays it every day but its not that big a deal. He has been pressured by his friends and daughters to make a roblox account but he hasnt played it at all.

Senshi: THIS guy is the one that plays animal crossing. He logs in when he can but hes not on that every day grind. Also he doesnt play the newest one he doesnt play horizons he plays one of the DS ones. Wild world probably. He either doesn't like or doesn't know about the nintendo switch. Whenever one of his villagers say that they want to leave he'll nod solemnly and say smth like "Well... I suppose it'd be selfish to ask ye to stay, friend... Just promise me you'll stay safe and never forget me... Go and explore the world. Wish ye the best." Plus his island would be covered in weeds. He also has some mobile games he enjoys angry birds and candy crush and crosswords (gotta keep the brain in shape!) but other than that he doesn't videogame much because he prefers board games and tabletop stuff he isnt too jazzed about all this modern technology plus a console or a laptop and all that gaming equipment is a lot to lug around and hes a nomad he would NOT have that shit

Falin: Now FALIN is the cosy gamer. kind of. Falin plays animal crossing new horizons sometimes and has fun making a bad island on purpose. Very mildly "bad" tho the worst she'll do is use the drawing feature to hide a giant penis on the beach or whatever. Or she'll give her villagers silly outfits. She also plays minecraft (either skyblock or she makes a new world and explores and builds a couple houses and then forgets about it and makes another new world) and roblox (likes 'trolling' strangers by dressing up funny and acting kind of strange in roleplay servers but she's never actually mean or anything.) But the big thing she likes is story-driven indie rpgmaker games. She's the person who will say shit like "Yeah I played Blums Booglies the quest for Big Dinners and it was so good I cried for 9 hours" completely unironically.

kabru: social gamer like laios but the games he plays on purpose are the sims (he likes to cause them problems) and online multiplayer games (he likes to peoplewatch). I can also see him doing absurd and tortrous challenge runs of games like No items no pokecenter one type hardcore nuzlockes. im correct

izutsumi: ACTUALLY trolls people on roblox. And she plays needlessly gory flash games. Maybe she calls people dumbfucks over valorant voice chat sometimes

[ragingbullmode]

fleshin out some ocs under da cut

grensalt !! i have the rest of the page all doodled up but i wanna color it at some point so wont post it all yet... hes a trans man (he/him) who was smuggled out of his family castle with the help of his (formerly servant) elf at 15 bc the environment was abusive & he wanted to live his true life as a man instead of as a woman stuck under the thumb of his shit family + shit fiance.

he grew out + dyes his hair & doesnt shave to keep his appearance unnoticeable to the bounty hunters his family sent to retrieve him (its naturally wavy but he easily neglects to take care of himself so its also very tangled) hes only 25 but his unkempt appearance makes him appear much older. he developed severe anxiety + depression due to the fear of being caught + forced back home (and the crushing guilt he cant let go off regarding his elf changing their literal self on his behalf & declaring themselves his caretaker…) & has just naturally lots of gastrointestinal problems that have plagued him since childhood, making eating a chore which led to him becoming a little sickly & underweight (his elf is doing the best they can !!) despite his ailments he is a well rounded fighter, quick on his feet (limited - it tires him out) & a master at using a bullwhip

hes crushing hard on laios but refuses to make any moves (hes embarrassed about his overall appearance & figures hes way out of his league anyway.) when laios first met him in the dungeon he had mistaken grensalt with senshi thinking the dwarf had been changed into an elf again. senshi became determined to find something that wont upset their stomach when they met

my unnamed elf companion for grensalt ! pls ignore how similar their color scheme is to thistle i revamped an old dnd oc & i liked the color scheme too much to change it... not sure if i want to keep the orange color markings for them lol... theyre genderless (they/he) and are about 50 (unsure of their age - they were bought...)

they were given to grensalt when he was a child to act as a playmate + servant despite gren refusing to see them as anything but a brother to him. they smuggled grensalt out of their castle prison. they used ancient magic to transform themselves into a serpent beastman as a means of disguising themselves further & keeping grensalt safe from harm, & has discovered the venom they produce can be made into a sort of drug that helps to promote an appetite in gren (its a tedious process but well worth it - something they are very hesistant to share) both would die for the other

when transformed, they can use their body as a means of transportation, but only for 1 individual (99% of the time its grensalt) while they usually use their serpentine body to fight, they arent opposed to using their magic. they prefer to use their violin bow as a conduit rather than a staff or a wand. while refraining to play for entertainment purposes, the music they play helps grensalt to sleep.

theyre quick witted with a sharp tongue & unfortunately quick to anger, but are observant & extremely sweet when it comes to gren. they have a tendency to ignore other injured parties as to them gren & only gren comes first (marcille cannot stand them for this matter)

they & grensalt stay in the dungeon on multiple floors - its too risky on the surface due to them being wanted by grens family & dont want to risk word of themselves being spread (the high rate of death helps keep people from snitching when they have other priorities) plus, theyre looking for some sort of cure for grensalts ailments - they cant stand to see him suffering everyday

[thebest-medicine]

what drabbles are coming up next?

well since you asked!!! :) I will share the list of prompts I still have left! I’ve written 32 so far and have about as many prompts left to go!

(I just have the asks themselves copy pasted into a doc and I copied them over here below the readmore, they’re also in the order in which I received them newest at the top) this means they done now / coming in queue

Prompt 78 with Lee!Todoroki and a Ler of your choice maybe?

79 ler Wendy, Lee dipper?

63, lers korra and Asami, lee!mako?

52, lers Sokka and Katara, lee!aang?

Could you do #17 with widomauk?

70 with lee deku and ler bakugou??? bkdk has my heart rn <//3

Number 23 with lee Todoroki and ler Midoriya 😍☺️😍 ?

55 with lee Izuku ler Bakugou!

May I request lee bakugo + bakusquad + midoriya + 92: “Hey are you guys okay? I heard yelling (from the hall / outside) and— oh.”

32 I imagine kacchan saying the DOOM line and while tickling poor izuku to death perhaps?

could u do 37 “wait- no not that! anything but that!” with lee fjord and ler mollymauk -or someone else in the mn?

prompt 102 with hunter pranking willow?

“You wouldn’t take advantage (of that knowledge) when I’m stuck like this, right? …Right?!” Lee! Eda Ler!Raine?

Was that a giggle just now? - Number 1. with lois lane and clark kent

#66 ‘don’t tell me you’re ticklish?!’ with inuyasha and kagome please and thanks!

42, ler!Miss Martian, Lee!robin? “No way, are you begging?”

96, ler!korra, lee!mako? “What are you so scared of? It’s just a brush!”

64, ler!beast boy, lee!robin pleaseeee “Relax, I’m not gonna kill ya, I’m just gonna make you wish you were dead.”

If you're stilling accepting prompts for the Summers sentence fic thing I saw you were willing to write for Young Justice so could we get 43 and 46 for M'Gann and Superboy? I always thought they were a sweet couple “Lighten up, have a laugh!” “I’m not letting you off that easy.”

I love the idea of Lars being super ticklish and the Offcolors never knowing about tickling before they meet him and now he’s forced to explain it because they accidentally tickle him. 💖 I’d love “Why are you so nervous all of the sudden?” with lee Lars and maybe ler or lers Padparadscha and The Rutile Twins. Of course take all the time you need and again congrats! 💖

Hi!! I’d love something with lee Aang and ler Sokka with 8. “I’ll have you know, I was the reigning tickle fight champion in my house growing up.” Also congratulations!! 🥳💖 Loving everything you’ve been writing!

36 with lee shego and ler kim please, the “little birdie” could be one of her brothers

idk if you’ve seen the mcu What if? Show. Doesn’t matter. But #18 for the thunder siblings (What if? Or Movie incarnations), Loki, Thor and Helga, in whichever ler and Lee positions you want. “I swear on my life, I will kill you.”

could you do 24 “Sounds like someone needs a visit from the tickle monster.” with lee!dipper with ler!stan. maybe have it be set after the zombies attacked the shack and dipper is upset about it and stan is trying to cheer him up

oooh how about 5. “I’m just… sensitive” with Percy/Vax 👀👀👀

64 with ler Fjord & either Caleb or Molly? 🥺 dealers choice, but as soon as I saw that one I immediately thought of Fjord being a bully “Relax, I’m not gonna kill ya. But I am gonna make you wish you were dead.”

Pretty pretty please could we get 8 with Laios, Chilchuk & Marcille? (I’d LOVE it if it backfired for Laios) “I’ll have you know, I was the reigning tickle fight champion in my house growing up.”

can u do a KP drabble of #8 with ler!Shego and lee!DrD? Thx sooo much (: “I’ll have you know, I was the reigning tickle fight champion in my house growing up.”

#84 You’d better give up now or this is about to get a lot worse for ler!Sango and Lee!Miroku from Inuyasha please, if you have time?

#27 for TOH blight sibs tickle fight if you’re not too overwhelmed with prompts. “I hope you know this means war.”

yay! I’m so glad you’re doing drabbles. I’ve always lurked but now the sentence starters are here I hope you don’t mind if I send more than a few asks. If it’s too much, just delete. Anyway, love your writing. #103- Let’s make it interesting” for the whole S1 YJ team particularly Robin, and Zatanna. Thanks again! Can’t wait for more of your works.

Prompt 23 with lee Ed and ler Stede “Wait a minute, you’re not ticklish, are you?”

Hi! hello! how’s it going? I was just wondering if your still doing requests for fics and if so can I pretty please have lee!Chilchuck ler!Marcille with the prompt “Big talk for someone so ticklish.”

“Relax, I’m not gonna kill ya. But I am gonna make you wish you were dead.” With Ler!Amity and Lee! Hunter?

Ooo I haven't heard of Danny Phantom in YEARS maybe for the sentence starter could we get 11. “Why are you so nervous all of the sudden?” with lee!Danny and ler!Valerie?

I saw you qrite for Danny Phantom and I was like :o so for the sentence starters number 19 "Wait, are you stuck?" with lee!Danny? I imagine he got stuck a lot while figuring out his intagibility.

ahhh awesome!! how abt 61 with lee!shauna ler!jackie ?? tysm!!! “You’d better keep quiet!”

could you do 104 “What, did you think you were just going to get away with that?” with switch!kaminari and bakugou :)

I’m starved for my adventures with Superman content, don’t think we could get 22 or 35 with Lois & Clark? “Don’t make me make you.” “What? Me? Ticklish? As if!”

“I didn’t think you had it in you.” 83 lee kacchan ler deku tahnks

Lumity (lee amity) and 71 “This isn’t cuddling! This is an attack!” please

Can I request either 12 or 14 (dealers choice) for critical role?? lee!caleb and ler!mollymauk if you would be ever so kind :D “Well, well, well… Look what we have here.” “So, what’s this I hear about you being deathly ticklish?”

[darkmatter-nebula]

Colli and Ghosts

Greetings, my dear @importantnightwerewolf! 😘

Thanks for the request!

Colli and Hunter are already excited for Halloween!

Drabble: Spooky Season

"Hunter, I'm already soooooooo excited for Halloween!" Colli had a bright smile on his adorable multi-colored face. The small starboy with otherwordly fluffy lavender hair and a heart of gold was drawing some cutesy ghosts.

"Same here, my beautiful little Sunshine! I can't wait to dress up with you in matching costumes!" The young Grimwalker with silky blonde hair couldn't hold himself back and showered Colli with lots of soft and loving brotherly kisses.

"I'm definitely going to dress up as Chilchuck! He is tiny, and I am tiny!" The kindhearted eternal little boy said, his smile was shining as brightly as a diamond. "I'm going to dress up as Laios! He is blond and tall, not unlike myself." Hunter chimed in.

Colli floated into Hunter's arms and cuddled close to him. The immortal celestial boy placed a brotherly peck on the former Golden Guard's lips. Hunter's magenta eyes were filled with endless love and adoration for him.

The End

[sangrefae]

mithrun! for the ask game

rubbing my little hands together

How I feel about this character: this guy was specially crafted in a lab to hit all of my favorite character tropes i think. i mean, you've got the tragic backstory, you've got the fixation on revenge, you've got the dubious morals, you've got the "asshole but, like, in a funny way", PLUS when i saw his tallman form i was like GERARD WAY????? which i think solidified my enjoyment of him. hes so interesting and complicated and every time i reread the manga i notice something else about him that i didn't before. i love how Messy he is and how unapologetic he is about his whole deal, he works fantastically well for an antagonist who we want to stop but we don't hate. also the end of his arc is definitely one of the highlights of the manga's ending, i can't wait to see how his VA does for the scraps scene ouuuuuuu

All the people I ship romantically with this character: teehee 😚 cithis.... cithrun..... i can write an entire post about them and ive already written half of a fic, but my tl;dr is that i was hooked as soon as i read the extra that explained how mithrun is one of the few people cithis actually respects. i think their dynamic is so interesting, mithrun seems to actually appreciate cithis for her role and actively seeks out her help and advice beyond what she's useful for, and we always see her show care for him. yes, she's his primary caretaker, but she also genuinely likes + respects him, i'm always thinking about the fact that her character profile in the adventurer's bible said that when he became her guard she "settled down"..... im adding this panel bc its really cute

i DO also enjoy him and lycion to an extent, i think lycion's little crush on him is so cute, but i have worms for brains irt cithrun so that's the primary one

My non-romantic OTP for this character: him and pattadol!!! that girl is determined to stay alive as his partner and i think he grows to appreciate her. the post-canon extra where he tells marcille that they're lucky to have people who love them, and pattadol is the one shown.... plus they stay in melini together as ambassador and monster-hunter guy so im sure they become besties

My unpopular opinion about this character: .....im sure ive made my dislike of his most popular ship known so i'll avoid that for now, i made a post about it but i maintain that i think people use his disability as a shield to fend off criticisms of his character and his actions + how they affect other characters. hell, they p much use it as a defense against anything they don't like, whether it be jokes in poor taste or people not enjoying his character/his ships, which just.... really takes away from him bc he's so much more than his disability.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: confirm he fucked his snake wife honestly i think everything we see of him in canon is perfect, and any additions might have thrown off the entire story, but i DO wish we could have seen more interactions with him and other characters, particularly him and laios + him and falin

[schpeelah]

Mucha and Pin are in the dungeon to dissect every monster, document their anatomy, and eat them. That and they're after immortality. Mu can eat practically anything and Pin is making sacrifices for science finding out what's edible. Mu is instead taking distressing amounts of risk to observe the monster's behavior.

BTW yes I have a chip on my shoulder about the fact that Laios blindly trusts that everything in this dungeon is edible and is proven correct.

Jack would very much like them to please not do this but failing that is trying to protect them both in combat and by having a stomach that's hardier than Pin's.

Bunjamin came here with the Dungeon Gourmet's Guide and is now writing The Real Dungeon Gourmet's Guide.

Nick has like Chilchuck's level of hesitant but ultimately will eat anything Buns feeds him. Passionate about revenge-eating anything that lands a hit on them or is a pest.

Jupiter is absolutely aghast at the uncivilized monster-eating practices. The others' argument that he's a dragon and out of everyone here he's the one who should have this kind of diet finds limited success.

Canary would not have come up with the idea of eating monster's but after witnessing Jupiter or Marcille's disgust is now torn between wanting to tear into everything raw then seeing what it does to her, and just indulging in the best of Buns' cooking. The former is controversial since she's by far the best healer in the party.

Hunter is trying to get in touch with how the monsters live to figure out what is the proper place of adventurers in the food chain. Everybody is a little nervous about what he's going to do about other adventuring parties once he identifies the Natural Predator of Adventurers. He's having philosophical debates with Buns and Canary about whether it is morally proper to cook meals and in what way. Mu is annoyed at his tendency to stealthily kill everything ahead of them before she can see anything.

if you have more than one oc, you can list each in the tags or just pick one for this poll. if you want you can also go more in depth about their reasoning in the tags, i’m just curious

[toxycodone]

ok but!! primal/hunting play w/ laios but w/ some sort of beastman or monster reader… the tables turn on the hunter & he gets his shit WRECKED. need to pounce on him & pin him down in the forest and maul him with my claws and teeth like a wild animal and fuck him until he’s crying. and then after i can lick his wounds (and offer actual medical care) and purr and purr and purr… my silly little hunter…

umm i can be bone anon :3

oh. oh my God. you are JUST like me. I... (and of course you can be bone anon <3)

Laios getting hunted is so fucking good. He thinks he has the upper hand and he's gonna get you first but in reality youre stalking him through the brush. You catch whiffs of his scent as he walks through. He has no idea but you're stalking behind him and getting closer and closer...

He only notices your presence last minute before you pounce, he lands awkwardly on his back while you go for his weak points. Laios tries to fight back (probably gives you a nice punch or a good kick off of him), but his strength isn't enough. You have the element of surprise and you're equipped with claws and teeth...

Laios is eventually beaten and bloody. His chest heaves as he tries to steady himself to fight you off again--to win. He's the hunter. You're a monster. This is his victory...

But he's weak. He's lost enough blood to make him dizzy and you have him pinned. And before he can even really process what's going on you're stripping off his clothes with your claws and he's fucking hard as a rock.

You grasp his neck in your maw and you can feel just how excited he is. His pulse is audible and even tangible--you can feel it thump against your tongue as you fuck him stupid. Laios is just in so much pain and pleasure at once that tears roll down his cheeks as he gasps and chokes and whimpers with each thrust. Every now and then he makes a move to try to get away or push you off but you just snarl at him and bare your fangs, pressing them deeper into his skin. It's a warning for him to just lie there and take it.

You can taste his sweat and the coppery blood from his throat, smell his musk and fear, see the glazed look in his eyes--everything about this is just so primal and feral it drives the two of you wild. It's like. Sex. But it's also a dominance thing. Reminding him that he may be strong--but so are you. And if you wanted, he could just be another meal to you, just like other monsters have been to him.

Then afterwards you rest on him and lick his salty, tear-stained cheeks and purr. Maybe do some minor healing spells while he comes back to earth (he gets really into submissive/prey role so he needs a little coaxing out of it). But be sweet to him and just love on him and afterwards he's gonna be yapping about how good you are and how he came hard enough to see stars.

Do I need to tag this with dark content or something lol idk pls someone tell me

[ordinaryschmuck]

Here’s the real answer: The show is no longer the hugest thing.

I rarely, if ever, have seen many people talk about Friendship is Magic. I’ve hardly seen anyone talk about that new reboot. Seriously, they made a movie…and I don’t know what happened after that. I think Spike made a return or something? I don’t know.

Meanwhile, people are still talking and thinking about Steven Universe. Hell, a few months ago, it made a bit of a resurgence with people recently watching it, defending it, and claiming how it’s NOT a garbage pile that a certain SOMEONE has claimed it to be. And while Korra hasn’t been as huge since it was airing, it’s still part of one of the best animated shows out there that’s always being brought up in one way or another with Korra more than being worthy of the discussion. Not to mention that both shows have fandoms that will go down swinging before admitting that their favorite shows are imperfect, which they are, let’s be honest.

With the My Little Pony fandom, they were often vocal about how they feel about the show, but Lily never really added to chaos. Any negative opinions she had were either about aspects of the show that were already controversial (Starlight Glimmer or “Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep”) or…went against the grain. The fandom claims that Princess Luna and Fluttershy are the best characters? Lily claimed that they were overrated and that only Fluttershy got better by Season Four. The fans loved episodes that gave Celestia more of a personality? Lily will say it’s not enough. They loved an episode that showed us Applejack’s parents and their cute relationship? Lily will consider it the most boring episode of the series and that YOU’RE the dullest person alive for thinking it’s the best of the season. Fans adore the hundredth episode for making the background ponies fans attached personalities to canon as a thank you for making the show go so far? Lily will hate it because it’s a bad thing to pander to fandoms. She was labeled the cynical one in the community, and I remember her fellow MLP reviewers (Yes, that was a thing) respected Lily’s position in that regard as she was a necessary evil in fandom discussion. It’s always good to have someone point out the flaws so that you don’t blindly think that everything in a show is perfect. Every series has its faults, and the good ones are no different.

…The problem with Lily is that her cynicism progressed to the point that a lot of people were sick of it. She insulted fans for liking episodes and characters and even talked down to them for HATING some episodes. And that was before she started burning bridges with friends, calling artists childish for not crediting their work she stole, and started moving onto other cartoons that the internet talked about. It got to the point where the Brony fandom pretty much tuned her out and the rest of the reviewers started distancing themselves from Lily. Because what’s the point of listening to someone when you know they’re going to say something that you don’t like.

So, what happens when the only people who care about a show stop listening to you? You move on and get the attention of fandoms who will BURN YOU AT THE STAKE for the most MINOR of criticism that isn’t already accepted within the fandom. And it’s not just Steven Universe and Korra. I am willing to bet that Lily finds a show that the internet won’t stop talking about, takes note of what’s most discussed and goes in with an attack plan in mind. Because with the way that Lily approaches shows, it feels too common to be coincidental.

Fans love Toffee as a villain in Star vs. the Forces of Evil? Lily thinks he’s boring and that he ruined the show. Fans love Hunter from The Owl House? Lily thinks he’s the worst character with the worst redemption arc and believes that he’s the best character then you’re a racist who’s brainwashed into thinking what a good character is. Do fans love Laios and think he’s good (and likely unintentional) representation for autism, especially to autistics like myself? Lily thinks he’s a sociopath and hates him beyond no measure to the point where it might as well be ableist even if it’s technically not.

This is Lily Orchard in a nutshell. She is a person who consistently spouts takes that go against the popular opinions in a fandom, and when they eventually tune her out or bully her away, she packs up and moves onto the next topic that she should KNOW will get a bunch of rage. Because there is NO WAY, with how long she’s been doing this, that Lily hasn’t learned that she creates rage with almost every take she makes. And the worst part is, people keep falling for it. Every single time Lily pokes her nonsense into a fandom, it always gets the same reactions. The positive side is that people are starting to know better, as her videos are no longer getting attention as she made herself known as the overly cynical one in the cartoon community. Yet she still gets entire video breakdowns and entire blogs dedicated to tearing. And granted, some of them are for good reasons as she is…responsible for way too many things that she needs to be brought to justice for.

But to those who keep buying into her bullshit, do you really want her gone? Do you really want her to stop talking about your favorite thing? Do you really want her to stop having a platform? Then you turn around and look the other way every time she talks about something you love. She hasn’t said anything nice about the other shows that you love, so why will she start now? Stop engaging with her, stop listening to her, and stop letting her have this platform. Just turn around and tune her out.

Because that’s what I’m doing, starting now. I’ve let her annoying voice be in the back of my head for years with every show I watch. I’m not letting it go on for any longer.

Um?...what? So, are Steven Universe and The Legend of Korra.

Am I reading this wrong, or something?

[the-acid-pear]

Okay to expand on this since my phone turned off: the dream was a point and click game a sort of mix of nobodies and henry stickmin. The actual cast was laios kabru and chilchuck. And me, i think. I think i was helping there too. It was a heist on a fuckin... weird... reunion? Like it looked vaguely bank like or maybe like a police place (<-forgot da word) but can't be sure. To be quite honest i wasnt too sure about ANYTHING, i was so fucking confused. Part of my confusion was because this was one of those games where they give you more items than the strictly needed so i didnt know which to use (one was cool tho because it was a newspaper clipping going "WHY DID JACK BECOME A BOUNTY HUNTER?" and the pic was a blurry grey figure of an obscured man w a big coat adn then rest was just ---- because this was a game the graphics were average ok?) but also bc Kabru just couldnt fucking explain to me his huge brain scheme involving something w a tie and laios? Like i went to him twice and i didn't get what the fuck he needed me to do something about them getting caught on purpóse or getting attacked bc everyone else would be elves but them (laios was actually gonna be involved in the situation while the rest of us just kinda did the direct crime i guess) NO FUCKING CLUE. Didn't get to see it go down either tho there was this scene where we all were getting ready to enter speaking thru an intercom and they all went "how is everything going in [some fucked up probably unreal city name]?" and we all did a little greeting and i said something really weird and the person speaking thru the intercom (could've been jack, who actually joined us and introduced himself last, or it could've been a secret fifth member) clearly didnt like it and was confused so we just moved on. I bet our plan would've worked tho :)

Had a dream where Jack was a bounty hunter, he was more on the backstage but it was cool