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necroneos · 2 years ago

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LA SQUADRA HEADCANONS BASED OFF OF MY ALIEN AU

AU in question:

Alien!La Squadra in a body they've taken over with a significant other who won't give them a chance because they refuse to get over the body's original owner:

Risotto: on the outside, he's calm and cool like usual. All his turmoil is held inside. He's a mixture of upset, confused, and sad. Why not him? Is there something wrong with him?

Formaggio: This man....oh boy. He's the kind of guy who's barely holding it together. He's struggling to maintain that carefree attitude as he asks "Hey, c'mon I'm good too, right?". He's frustrated, but his tone sounds desperate.

Illuso: He's just mad, frustrated, and insulted (ego wise). He's trying not to cry tears of frustration but ends up doing it anyway while he asks with a shaky voice "I'm just as good as he is! No, I'm better! So why him?!"

Prosciutto: He's mad too. I think he's the kind to backhand the other person in the heat of the moment when normally he wouldn't; it leaves a bad taste in his mouth. "He's dead, don't you get it?! It's the same fucking body! Can't you at least give me a chance!?

Pesci & Melone: These two are just distraught crybabies. They love you so god damn much but you're never 100% there. Sometimes a bit detached like you're pretending your former love is still in their body when these two are giving you affection (emotional and sexual). They just cry and beg why it can't be them. They love you just as much, if not more. They're giving you their all and going out of their way for your genuine attention.

Ghiaccio: This boy is just Hulk smash. He's furious. "So I'm not good enough for you, huh?! That guy was probably just a piece of shit! Just give up already! Come on! I'm better than him!" While he may come off as prideful and angry, he's really desperate.

Alien!La Squadra host's names:

Melone - Callisto

Ghiaccio - Cielo

Prosciutto - Aldo

Illuso - Massimo

Formaggio - Giancarlo

Risotto - Enrique

Pesci - Raffaele

Host body's personalities before they were taken over by alien!La Squadra:

Enrique: This dude was just outright some violent tempered guy in a biker gang. Prideful and loyal to his friends, family, and lover. Surprisingly, despite his violent temper, he didn't lash out much at his lover. If anything, he was more like those corny couples in media who have a bunch of matching stuff and saying shit like "Oh you~" while looking at his lover with heart eyes.

Giancarlo: Was a bit distant with his lover, but mainly because he liked his space. He always made sure, however, that his lover was more than aware he loved them. Sex wasn't a huge thing between him and his lover. He didn't have a very high libido. The type that pampers you to not win your love, but express it because he's not as lovey-dovey as some other guys.

Massimo: This man....complete nightmare. This guy is outright an emotional abuser. He was the kind of person who, when he got mad, would say "Well if you didn't do _____, I wouldn't have gotten mad." like his lover is at fault. This made them feel bad but Massimo would then turn around and be all "Oh but it's okay, baby. You know I love you." and press a kiss to his lover's forehead. A bad case of always trying to be good to get his crumbs of affection.

Aldo: A case of where the personality doesn't match the appearance. Shy and not confident, yet endearing and openly loving. Yet appearance wise, he's hot and all the girls would fall at his feet. He's a total goofball with his lover and is almost always making them smile. He's clear with his love for his lover.

Raffaele: Tsundere, simple as that. He has his fits of irritation with his lover, but they can see right through him where his soft side is. He isn't well liked by girls because of this tsundere personality of his. His actions spoke a lot louder than his words, and more often than not they were very endearing and melted his lover's heart.

Callisto: A rather laid-back guy who wasn't afraid to show his affection. The amount of affection he showed to his lover was /nowhere/ near the amount that Melone ends up showing this lover though. He makes his affection clear, but not smothering. Wasn't very health-conscious and his body was only still good because of his age. Wasn't very booksmart and just sort of went with the flow.

Cielo: A total Chad who used his charisma, drawing people to him. He liked to lift weights so he was built well. He had charisma, which let him get away with some pretty assholeish things. Such as sometimes cheating on his lover and using said charisma to convince them that the other woman came onto him and that he loves his lover very much. Despite these instances of cheating, he did love his lover. It was a matter of his dick being in control in the heat of the moment.

I, uh, know these host personalities are probably crap but I tried. It's just my interpretation. Struggled trying to think them up 😅. The only I didn't struggle with is Massimo since I already had the idea in mind

@bennycake @uminozerol @bowcherry @dark-side-of-passion

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gatitties · 2 months ago

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Warm

─La squadra di esecuzioni x teen!fem!reader (platonic)

─Summary: Your life is a constant change, new faces in such a short time make you get used to it, you become an adaptable person and you find a family with the group that seems to fit least with your warm personality.

─Warnings: none, lil ooc maybe¿

Part Two / Part Three / Part Four / Part Five

It's not the best time to write more different things, but I need more content from these men 😔✋🏻

You clutched the box tightly in your arms, the sound of your feet bouncing off the empty streets being the only sound besides the light summer breeze, a feeling of uncertainty spreading through your chest with every step, you had done this so many times and yet you were still just as nervous, like you were stuck in a loop where you meet your preschool class for the first time but repeating the event over and over again with unfamiliar faces.

It had happened once, twice, more than five times if you don't forget others, delegated to other groups, sent elsewhere with no say or vote, since you were someone replaceable, your boss didn't give a shit where you were, as long as you paid what you owed him.

There came a point where it didn't bother you, looking back, that day you fought tooth and nail to keep them from taking you, you begged, you cried, you did everything you could, but in the end your parents were the ones who made the decision, the final say. Of course, who would rather pay their debts when they can sell their daughter?

To this day, you still hate them for it, but you wouldn't waste all that energy for nothing again, your fury and anguish calmed down over the years, making you the docile teenager you are now, a bit of an idiot and distracted, but it was easier to obey, not ask and do your job, even though it didn't always go well, that's why you went from group to group for Passione, your capo, Polpo, tried to make you fit into some group, but he gave up, you knew that when he sent you straight to la squadra di esecuzione.

You didn't know much about its users, just that they were one of the worst paid groups, so you assumed that either their superiors didn't care about them, or they were really bad at their job, you didn't care, either way, you're worse, not for nothing you've been going back and forth, although in a way your own skill was what put you in this situation.

You gulp once you find yourself in front of your destination, a simple wooden door, with a worn golden knob and what looks like some dents from blows, you count up to three to calm your nerves, ignoring the tingling in your fingers and forearms due to the pain of carrying your belongings all the way.

The door opened with an unpleasant creak, your obstructed view met dark blue eyes, as deep as an ocean, his gaze seemed stern and his brow remained furrowed.

"Oh, you must be the newbie."

You nodded, swallowing the words of introduction, he let you pass, the stairs creaking under your weight, following the blond, you found yourself in front of the living room, where some of the others were, your presence wasn’t conspicuous enough to distract them from whatever they were doing, it was a relief, you wanted to unpack and take some time to get to know the others, quietly. Going up another flight of stairs was a long hallway full of doors, yours was the first on the right, the door was simple, splintered, complementing the slightly deteriorated state of the house.

"You can leave your stuff here, I'll let you explore the house on your own, just don't poke your nose in some places, some people don't like others rummaging through their stuff."

"Okay, thanks…"

"Prosciutto."

You nodded, taking in the information, he left, leaving you alone with your thoughts again, the door made a soft click when you kicked it, finally dropping the box on the floor, you stretched out your sleepy arms. The room was simple, a bed, a small nightstand and a window, it wasn't better than other places you had settled, but having a roof to sleep under is already a good thing.

You didn't waste any time, you strategically left the little you brought in the room, it still seemed depressing, yes, but a little more welcoming and in line with your tastes, now came the worst part, the introductions, you hated the beginnings, they were always tense, distrustful or too direct, but you had to deal with them.

First impressions are never as you expect, you noticed how the atmosphere intensified when you came down at dinner time that day, how all the curious eyes looked at you and analyzed you, everything happened as you thought, in an uncomfortable way, being ignored for the most part except for Pesci, who was much more open to interacting with you. You felt a great current of different emotions; disbelief, annoyance, indifference, irritation... they all mixed together and seemed to make a whirlwind of emotions in front of your eyes.

Risotto, your boss, remained oblivious to everything that was happening at the table, as if he was a ghost that only watched in silence. You noticed how his face contorted with every shout at the table, as if it was annoying or uncomfortable for him.

Prosciutto, quite similar to the boss, his gaze was just as hard as when he received you, although he was much more involved in making the others stop behaving like children at the table, he seemed to be the only one with character, manners, completely strict regarding his convictions. His brother Pesci was something completely opposite, which amused you, much calmer and insecure, his tone did not have a hint of demand, it helped you calm your nerves a little in all this madness.

Formaggio seemed friendly, open to talk, although not with you at the moment, he seemed like the kind of person who needed a little confidence to be able to talk to someone, just because he seemed to mess with his colleagues, comments not appropriate for someone you just met but yes for colleagues. Illuso was one of the most irritated at the table, he seemed more sophisticated and elegant than the others, not as much as the blond, he seemed a little annoyed with Formaggio's attitude, they were the two who started arguing.

Because of their argument they alerted what you called the team's time bomb, Ghiaccio exploded like a storm, uncontrollable screams filled the table, making dinner in that house complete chaos once again.

The only one who seemed to enjoy all of this was Melone, totally entertained by his companions, he gave you some sidelong glances and you immediately knew he was disappointed with something about you, although the feeling quickly changed to a more cheerful one, whatever it was that bothered him about you, he hid it quite quickly and effectively.

That night you went to bed with a bitter taste in your conscience, you didn't know if you could really fit in with this group, they're all so different, you were like a stain on their suit, but again, you accepted this change, anyway you were good at adapting to anyone.

The first week was slow, with no missions or assignments, you spent unbearable hours in your room, staring at the wall, staring at the ceiling, staring out the window, hearing occasional laughter and screams in the living room, you had spoken little or nothing with them, although you felt a small advance with Formaggio, Melone and Pesci, they were the most open to talking more with you.

Only sometimes, at the time when everyone was in their rooms, was when you went out to enjoy the shared rooms, you put the living room TV at a low volume to enjoy some late night programs, like now, so absorbed in a documentary about swans that you didn't hear the creaking of a door, some curses and a slight scamper, it wasn't until something furry and heavy climbed onto your lap that you realized.

"Shit, hey babe come here, don't scratch-! oh"

Formaggio came across an unusual scene, you were calmly petting his cat, being that that fussy feline didn't appreciate most of the people in this house, many times she couldn't even stand her owner.

"Is she your cat?" He nodded slowly, approaching the couch, dropping down next to you, taking a prudent space due to the snort that the animal let out of her mouth, something that you didn't notice "She's very cute."

You smiled, stroking the cat's chin, receiving a loud purr, your body warmed up feeling how the animal enjoyed your caresses, feeling totally captivated.

"How the hell are you doing that?"

"Do what?"

"She doesn't let anyone pet her except Risotto or me, she doesn't like new people either."

You shrugged, not having an exact answer to his question, you just sat in silence with the soft hum of the television in the background, it was nice, quiet, unlike normal during the day, apart from the fact that there was no one to argue with, Formaggio found himself enjoying that peace, appreciating how relaxed you were.

He didn't give you any importance when you arrived, but maybe it was nice to have someone who could bring some calm to this gloomy place, if he compared you to the others, you seemed much more vibrant than everyone here, more hopeful... or maybe it was because you were just a carefree teenager to a certain extent, whatever it was, he would like to get to know you a little more.

Since that night Formaggio started making little jokes with you, they weren't as hurtful as some of the others, but he was glad to see how you returned his sarcasm, you talking to him was already a good step forward. The passing of the days became pleasant, the volatile interactions were prolonged with most, although the trust was not at its highest point, there was a glimmer of rapprochement.

"(y/n), Risotto wants you in his office."

Prosciutto announced, coming down the stairs, cutting off your little chat with his brother, you nodded and leave the comfort offered by the old, frayed sofa.

"Right away."

You didn't waste time, thinking about what your boss would need, with an idea in your head, you weren't nervous or anything, Risotto could seem as intimidating as he wanted, his height, his gaze, his impassive face, his voice... everything could instill fear in anyone, but you saw another side of him, all those grimaces, glances, almost inaudible sighs, gave you another, much deeper description of him, you felt respect and empathy towards your boss, finding some similarities with your behavior.

You knocked before entering, you slowly opened the door, it was the first time you saw his office, it was just as depressing as the whole building, moldy walls, peeling paint, and it seemed to plunge into total darkness except for the small table lamp on the dark oak desk.

"I'll be direct, I understand that you don't want to reveal your stand to everyone here, it's not necessary, but I'd like to know about it so I can send you on missions you might be suitable for."

"Oh, that was it."

All your calmness went out the window, just when you were starting to get comfortable with the team, the insecurity that your skills were useless came to the fore, but you swallowed all that, after all you had to start working someday.

"Well, it's... it's a little stupid, you see, it's nothing physically harmful, it can't hurt people seriously."

Risotto's eyes moved from your face to your shoulder, curiosity shining in them at the sight of a being the size of a typical action figure, its colors matching yours, its hair wavy to the shoulders, with big eyes like a puppy and a smiling mouth in the shape of a 'v'.

"What can it do, exactly?"

"Transmit emotions or exchange them."

To emphasize your point, your little friend changed their face, one sad, one angry, one scared… the curious glint in Risotto's eyes died instantly, returning to its dull, monotonous state.

"Okay, thanks for letting me know."

"Do you need anything else?"

"Yes, indeed, you will go on the next mission tomorrow, I will give you more information in the morning, for now, rest."

At that moment you calmly accepted, saying goodbye to him, returning to the living room to continue your talk with Pesci, which Melone joined a while after returning, but that night you did not stop tossing and turning in bed, hitting your head on the pillow and screaming against it to release all the nerves, it was your first mission, you had to perform well.

You stayed up all night for nothing, all your nerves were of no use at all, you didn't know if you repressed the bad feelings so much that you didn't feel nervous or it was the confidence that Prosciutto would be paired with you today, whatever it was, you got it, you just need to follow a guy, ask him some questions and end up killing him if necessary.

You had a bigger challenge in that mission than finding the guy, talking to Prosciutto was difficult, he was a little intimidating, it was ironic that the more normal he seemed, the more he intimidated you, but his attitude was too strong for you, you found yourself thinking of some topic of conversation the first few minutes, the silence was too thick for your liking, so you came up with any nonsense just to eradicate it.

"What shampoo do you use for your hair? It looks shiny and silky."

The question took him unnoticed, since most of the time you had behaved more like a listener than a talker, he looked at you for a few seconds, a nervous smile decorating your face, your gaze fixed on the street you were walking down, his silence made you think that the question would fall on deaf ears, which wouldn't surprise you.

"It's not any special one, the common one they sell in all supermarkets."

It was your turn to be surprised, not only because he answered your silly question, but because of the fact that his hair looked nice with a generic shampoo, you touched your hair with a frown, were you the problem? Your hair has never been exceptionally good with any shampoo, Prosciutto noticed how your smile turned into a grimace, it made him look at you with confusion, with a new sparkle in your eyes, you pointed accusingly at the blond.

"How do you do it!? Witchcraft? Are you a witch?"

A playful irritation came from your words, your brow remaining furrowed, though this time you faced him head on, not paying attention to the street, Prosciutto put on a blank expression, he thought that even though you were younger than the rest, you were a bit more mature, it was the first impression you gave him, reserved, calm and respectful, but in the end, you are still a bit of a silly teenager. He honestly doesn't know why he continued with the discussion about the hair treaty, but he did it anyway, you seemed a bit different than you were at home, maybe he decided to go ahead to bring out this side of you, unknown to him yet.

Your torso collided with Prosciutto's hand as you tried to turn the next street, he grabbed your shoulder, throwing your body behind the wall, he put a finger to his mouth, pointing to the alley ahead, urging you to take a look, there didn't seem to be anything or anyone, but supposedly the guy you were supposed to interrogate should be there at that time according to what you studied, narrowing your eyes, sharpening your senses, a strong sensation settled in your chest, a horrible and desperate sensation, it made your heart squeeze strongly as if it were being deprived of pumping blood, it was such a visceral, painful feeling that you thought you were going to die at that moment. Your partner didn't notice the agony as he took a few steps towards the alley to investigate, thinking you would follow him, you only went a couple of steps further due to the pain.

"How strange... fresh blood?"

Alarms went off in the blond's head, immediately alert, he was surprised when he saw you leaning against the wall as if you were being tortured for your expression of terror, an enemy stand had attacked, was the first thing he thought, seeing you point to the sealed container made him understand that the user was there, however the only thing he found was a practically mutilated body, although alive, his breathing was very shallow, on the verge of death, that was the guy you were looking for, Prosciutto picked him up and threw him out of the container, it's not like it mattered much, his body probably doesn't feel at this point.

"Please... please finish me..."

His pleas were not heard, the blond lit a cigarette, taking a look at how you were still writhing in your place, he didn't understand, was it the smell? Was it the grotesque scene? He figured you'd be used to this by now, there weren't any enemies, but you seemed fine, all things considered, so he let you fend for yourself for the moment while he got some information out of the guy.

The feeling faded like a candle flame, but it was a desperation that ran through every inch of your skin, you struggled to control the thin watery layer formed in your eyes due to the sudden discomfort, controlling your breathing pattern, your body returned to normal after a minute, taking a few extra seconds to get back on your feet, you noticed someone on top of the roof of one of the buildings looking down at the alley, he turned around before he could see you, but you managed to catch some of his appearance, what caught your attention the most, a completely black diamond-shaped tattoo on his forearm.

"Get up, the man is dead, you shouldn't have stayed behind."

On the way home there was no silence, because Prosciutto was scolding you for standing aside doing nothing, although it's not like there was anything to do, if something more serious had happened and you had been distracted you could have ended badly.

"What was all that about there? It seemed like you were in pain, did someone attacked you?"

"Umh… no, no, I think it was the man's fault, he had a lot of constipated feelings, you know? People let all that show when they are about to die, a lot of very strong emotions are released and it can affect me a little, although it had never happened to me like that before."

You muttered the last part, noticing the blank look on your companion's face, you completely forgot that he didn't know anything about your stand, which was why he thought you were simply incapable of seeing someone die because it affected you too much, you quickly explained yourself before he thought you were a complete idiot for a job like an assassin, and he understood… sort of, your ability was peculiar.

BONUS!

"So, do I first apply a little shampoo, rub well, rinse the hair, put more shampoo again and repeat the process?"

"Exactly, but you must massage your head precisely, right where the hair starts, next to the ears and behind the nape of the neck in circular movements."

"Ohhh, I got it."

You gave Prosciutto a bright smile as you wrote everything down in a small notebook, he pinched the bridge of his nose, you had interrupted his peace when he was about to sleep to take notes on how to wash your hair properly.

"Don't forget to wash it with warm or cold water, heat ruins it."

"Noted, thanks!"

You quickly closed your notebook, making a vague gesture with your hand to say goodbye, you didn't bother to close the door, he frowned, listening to the bathroom door slam and the sound of the shower echoing through the silent house.

#jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba part 5 #jjba x reader #jjba x platonic reader #vento aureo x platonic #golden wind #fem reader #reader insert #sfw #platonic reader #la squadra x reader #la squadra x platonic reader #la squadra x teen reader

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lady-of-endless · 9 months ago

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- Jojo's Bizzare Adventure Masterlist -

Things you do that make their heart melt: La Squadra di Esecuzioni x reader headcanons

What they do for you after a rough mission: La Squadra di Esecuzioni x reader

Ghiaccio romantic headcanons (sfw + nsfw)

Ghiaccio general headcanons

Risotto Nero romantic headcanons (sfw + nsfw)

Don of Passione!Giorno x childhood friend! reader headcanons

Panacotta Fugo, Kakyoin Noriaki x reader relationship headcanons

Pannacotta Fugo, Narancia Ghirga x hardworking, book smart, shy reader headcanons

Risotto Nero, Bruno Bucciarati, Leone Abbachio x caporegime!fem!reader headcanons

Bruno Bucciarati, Giorno Giovanna x reader proposal headcanons

Jotaro showing affection with the help of Star Platinum headcanons

Husband!Lawyer!Dio Brando x reader headcanons

Wamuu x reader headcanons (NSFW)

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rae-reblogs · 1 year ago

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i'm not that into villainess aus (or whatever), but i suppose this is about reader/darling being an empress (?) and the guys being their knights in shining armors (literally and figuratively).

(illuso and prosciutto roasting someone has to be the funniest thing ever, but imagine formaggio joining in it (💀).)

More about Isekaid villainess au

A lot of noble women are crushing on la squadra including Darling’s ex-fiancee hoe. They would flirt with them whenever darling isn’t around. But the boys would remain firm and state they only serve darling and no one else.

Also Prosciutto and Illuso would roast the hoe telling her that if it’s normal for her to spread her legs for anyone who catches her attention

Hehehehe. Deserved

#— reblog.#— jjba.#— la squadra.#— crazyyanderefangirl.#again; la squadra in armor is just something one can't help but fantasize about #especially in this hard times (😔)#la squadra x reader #la squadra #la squadra esecuzioni #la squadra di esecuzione #la squadra x you

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etherealzx · 2 years ago

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Hi! Could I please request la squadra with a S/O that is like really affectionate? They just love hugging, kissing them ecc.. every chance they get? Thank you sm🖤

HI MOOT <3 thank you for requesting la squadra content! they're my babygirls

La Squadra (seperate) with a Physically Affectionate!Partner

☆ Risotto ☆

Risotto wouldn't know how to react to your affection at first.

He had never really had someone act this way to him before. Normally people were very intimidated by him and didn't want to be near him, so the fact that you wanted to be all over him at all times was something he had to get used to

Once he gets used to it though, he loves the attention

When he's doing his work and you come up behind him and kiss his cheek, it makes his heart melt a little bit

Whenever you grab his face and kiss it, it gives him butterflies and makes his cheeks turn pink

He loves when you hug him. He'll grab your waist and pull you into him closer

Isn't the biggest on PDA, because as an assassin/capo, he has a very important reputation to maintain. It's crucial for him to be seen by others as intimidating and scary, but it's hard to do that when he's holding hands with you and kissing in the middle of the streets.

In private tho, he wants all the attention and affection in the world.

He loves cuddling with you as well.

This man is very very touch starved, please love on him a little. Give him lots of hugs and kisses!!!

☆ Prosciutto ☆

Proscuitto isn't the biggest on physical affection, giving or recieving

He doesn't necessarily hate it, he's just never been the super cuddly and affectionate type

However, he does like when you show him small bits of affection. Like a small kiss on the cheek, holding hands while walking, or when you hug him from behind. In small doses, it's much more enjoyable to him

If you give him a kiss on the cheek as he leaves for work, you might be able to see him smiling for a split second. He secretly finds it very cute how clingy you are, despite not being the biggest fan of physical affection. (He would never in a million years admit this though).

Dislikes PDA because he thinks it's childish to hold hands or kiss in front of others. Like Risotto, he understands that the gang's image is very important. He doesn't want to look like a softie to other rival gangs!

In private, he is much more tolerant of your affection. He lets you hug and kiss all over him, and even cling on to him while the two of you sleep. He just wants you to be happy, and if clinging to him makes you happy, then he'll entertain it

☆ Formaggio ☆

Formaggio LOVES how clingy and touchy you are. He's touch starved, so he'll savor each and every second that you're touching him

He's also really in love with you, so the fact that you want to touch him just makes his heart swell

Loves when you cling onto him, it makes him feel all strong and manly. He loves to wrap you in his arms and hold you close to him as you hug him

It boosts his ego sooooo so so much when you kiss him or grab onto him in front of his teammates. He likes to show you off, and make the other guys jealous. He wants to make sure that they know you're all his, and he's not sharing

LOVES to cuddle! He's super warm, which makes him great to cuddle with. He loves when you're close to him, kissing his face and neck as he holds you

He actually kinda likes PDA. It's kind of an ego thing, again he likes to show you off. He wants every guy in town to see the way you cling onto him, and how in love you are with him. Prosciutto chastises him for this and tells him it's not good for the gang's image, but he couldn't give less of a shit. He loves when you touch him, so why would he be embarrassed of it?

☆ Illuso ☆

Illuso isn't exactly the most cuddly guy ever

BUT, he actually enjoys your clinginess

Like Formaggio, it's an ego boost for him. The fact that you're always so desperate for his touch, always kissing all over him and hugging him, strokes his ego in a way nothing else can

He's very cocky, and loves the way you basically worship him with kisses and affection

He loves when you kiss his face and call him handsome, it makes him so happy

He adores when you run your hands through his dark hair, it feels like heaven to him

He likes when you curl up next to him or lay on his chest at night. He likes feeling the weight of your body next to his, it's very comforting for him

Isn't the biggest on PDA, but isn't completely against it either. For the most part, he wants to keep the affection private. He thinks it can be embarrassing when you grab onto him in public. Not because he's embarrassed to be with you, just because of the whole reputation thing. He loves you so much though that it isn't hard for you to convince him to hold your hand or give you a quick kiss in public.

☆ Melone ☆

LIVES FOR PHYSICAL AFFECTION

it's no secret that Melone is very touchy, so it shouldn't be a surprise that he wants you to touch him every second of every day

love love lovessssss when you cling onto him. hugs, kisses, no matter what it is, he loves it

Melone is also very good at reciprocating the affection. As much as he loves when you shower him with affection, he likes just as much to do it right back to you.

The two of you are so touchy and affectionate with each other that the other members of La Squadra have repeatedly put up "NO PDA" and "GET A ROOM" signs around the base

Loves when you hug him from behind. He loves feeling your arms wrapped around his waist and holding him close

Loves PDA. He doesn't care that the other members scold him for screwing up their reputation. He just can't say no to you when you grab his hand or kiss his cheek in public. He'll proudly walk down the street with you hand-in-hand, and he'll even smack your ass in front of complete strangers. Strangers think it's weird and gross that you're all over each other in public, but neither one of you has the energy to care.

He's the same with you in public and private, he'll never say no to your affection

☆ Ghiaccio ☆

My little piss ant

At first, he's gonna be confused by your advances. and naturally when he gets confused, it frustrates him.

At first, whenever you would hug or kiss him, he would just go stiff. Almost like he was scared of you touching him. "What the fuck are you doing??" He'd snap

In reality, he liked the feeling of you touching and kissing him. But he didn't know why he liked it so much, so it just made him frustrated and angry

Over time, he learns to tolerate it. He acts like he hates it, but it's because he's embarrassed to admit that he likes it

When you kiss him or place your hands on his waist it makes his cold heart turn warm

He reacts strangely to physical affection because it's something that he's not used to. He's never had someone act this way towards him before because most people are afraid of his temper. The fact that you can see past that side of him and love him really means the world to him

When you hug him or grab onto him in front of the others, it embarrasses him (because he likes it). His face turns bright red and he screams at you to get off of him. This of course just makes everyone laugh harder and taunt him for how bad he is at hiding his feelings for you

Behind closed doors, he can be very cuddly. He loves for you to lay on his chest, while he plays with your hair. Your touch instantly soothes him, even on his angriest days. You're his peace, even if he likes to act like you drive him nuts.

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michellenero · 2 years ago

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4:45 A.M

Risotto Nero x Fem!Reader, 689 words

Cw: NSFW under the cut, fingering, fem reader, daddy kink, cuddle fucking (?)

Tossing, turning, tossing, turning…”please just a few hours” you plead in your head. This has been going on for what felt like an eternity, you knew Risotto had to be up soon for work, so laying there in the pitch black room you tried to focus your attention on he deep, even breathing as he lay behind you. “This isn’t working,” you think to yourself as you push the blanket off of your chest in an attempt to get more comfortable. Nights like these aren't an often occurrence thankfully, but when they happen it's almost like torture. You open your eyes and scan the room, leaning up ever so slightly to look at the alarm clock behind your sleeping partner…or so you thought. Unbeknownst to you, your fidgeting has kept Risotto wide awake, and even worse? He’s been thinking of ways to finally get you to sleep. You decide to lay back down after taking note of the time, keeping your back to Ris in order to stay in the little spoon position you so proudly claimed hours ago.

You gasp softly when you feel his hands start to glide against your body, having previously been under the impression that he was asleep. So imagine your surprise when his hands travel between your thighs, Risotto knows you never wear pants of any kind to bed, always opting for one of his shirts instead. “Close your eyes baby,” he whispers lowly in your ear “Let me help you.” You obey, opening your legs slightly for the comfort of his hand as you tuck yourself closer to his chest. Risotto, like always, starts slow. Trailing his hands along your clothed sex, stopping his fingers right on top of your clit to caress it at a teasingly slow pace as you gasp a mewl.

You feel his strong arms tighten around you once you start to writhe from the slow pace of his fingers “Stay still,” he mutters, sleep present in his voice as he presses his face in the crook of your neck. He brings his hand a bit lower, pushing your underwear to the side before he gathers your arousal on his fingertips to use as lube. He slowly begins to push his middle and ring finger into your entrance, basking in your soft and tired moans. Your face softens at the feeling of being so full, before forming itself into a frown once you realize he isn’t moving his very skilled fingers. “What are you doing?” you ask softly, bringing your hand down to grab his wrist that's nestled between your thighs. “Nothing,” he mumbles, “make yourself cum a few times baby, it’ll tire you out.”

That's all the instructing you needed, moving your hand down to his palm to press it against your clit. You begin to rock your hips needily against his hand, letting soft moans flow into the darkness of the room as you work orgasm after orgasm out of yourself. As your third orgasm approaches, you feel your partner start to lazily pump his fingers, resulting in a high pitched moan from you. “Give me one more baby,” Risotto mumbles against your neck before pressing heated kisses along the side of it “Cum one more time for daddy, you can do it can’t you angel?” he coos, sending you right into an electrifying orgasm. “Oh~ fuck..there you go baby,” he groans into your ear, feeling you squeeze so deliciously around him.

Once you come down from your high, a panting, shaking mess, he slowly pulls his fingers out and wipes them messily on the sheets. You knew you should probably patronize him about who would be washing the sheets in the morning, but you couldn't find it in yourself to care as you drift off to sleep. He quickly gets situated before pulling you back to his chest “Goodnight my little star,” he says softly into your hair, smiling when he’s met with snoring. Giving himself a mental pat on the back, Risotto quickly falls asleep to prepare for his busy day tomorrow.

#jjba risotto #risotto nero #risotto nero x reader #risotto x reader #la squadra #la squadra di esecuzione #la squadra x reader #la squadra esecuzioni

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chronicallyonline101 · 18 days ago

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Chapter 13 of Dumb Killers is out!

Its so late i am going to pass out so if the end of the chapter seems rushed thats probably why 😭

'With the first chapter of their lives coming to a close; the members of the Hitman team are unsure of their future.'

#Melone x reader #risotto nero x reader #formaggio x reader #ghiaccio x reader #prosciutto x reader #illuso x reader #pesci x reader #la squadra di esecuzioni x reader

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rae-pss · 1 year ago

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If you’re still writing for Jojos Bizzare Adventure, could it be possible for sepals Squadra HCs with an S/O who sleepwalks often, mainly due to the medication they take + stressful evenings. Like- S/O goes off to bed and thirty minutes later their in the kitchen eating an imaginary bowl of cereal LOL.

masterlist

˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . i only know the real basis about sleepwalking. thanks for requesting, i hope you like it, dear @rabidtoonz (<3). ˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . lowercase intended, 448 words.

—in itself, everyone would leave you to your own devices, knowing there is no reason to wake you up, which isn't recommended by experts. despite that, once they know the reasons that may lead to your nocturnal situations, they'll try to make your day more pleasant to relax if you had a busy afternoon.

—we cannot deny that from all of them, the one who's going to have the best time with these has to be illuso. the various videos he has saved in which you appear doing the most random things possible while sleepwalking are clear proofs of it. same videos that he'll use as a method of extortion when he needs it.

—do not be fooled, he wouldn't be able to show those videos to anyone other than you and his person.

—next, there's formaggio who, despite also having videos as evidence, once got the shock of his life when he woke up in the early morning and found you staring directly at him from the edge of the bed. he didn't scream, but his soul did leave his body for a few good seconds.

—of those most concerned about your nocturnal activities are risotto and pesci, who genuinely don't know how to act when they find you doing something totally out of context at unholy hours.

—but for risotto, he certainly finds it entertaining to watch you wander around the place and do whatever you do. although, that doesn't mean that on more than one occasion he has closed the bedroom door to keep you from leaving, or that he was woken up with you doing the least expected thing you could do.

—the day ghiaccio saw you eating imaginary cereal in the kitchen, at 3am, his brain took its time trying to understand what you were doing there, doing such nonsense as if it were nothing. he was confused for a solid minute before just leaving you there.

—from time to time he has woken you up, in such a bad way by screaming. the boy already irritated from work and now encountering such a scene.

—i'd say that prosciutto doesn't care what you do in your sleepwalking state, that would be as long as you don't bother him or anyone else for a matter of fact.

—dare to wake him, unintentionally, from his sleep and prepare to be carried back to bed in your sleep.

—melone is almost the only one who would recommend a couple of tranquilizing medications that could help your case, he knows the medications you take so he learned which medications will work best for you (not to mention the various tests on your health that he has done).

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nicherayyy · 2 years ago

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ok. i have the most amazing idea. child reader, but they're from south park and hung around stan's group all the time before moving. (the list of crimes is astronomical, just like cartman and them). basically la squadra and south park! child! reader. bonus points if they have immortality like kenny

Anon you are genius!! And South Park is literally one of my fav shows

TW: cursing, mention of really disturbing crimes and cannibalism (not from reader's side ofc) but it's South Park so there's nothing to be shocked with

La Squadra x Child! South Park! Reader

No one in La Squadra has any idea how they ended up in this situation.. with you.. the most feral 8 year old they ever saw.

Risotto def didn't expect this, I mean, you're just a child, what can go wrong?

Everything.

Everything goes wrong.

At first he didn't even want to tell you about the whole assassin thing. Cuz you know, you're a literal child. You actually found out by accident, finding some random documents on Risotto's desk.

And the last thing Ris wanted was to scare you. He was about to explain himself and that whatever they do, they have no intentions to hurt you while you just listened, like.. it didn't even bothered you?

The only thing you said was:

"Dude I don't really care what you do for a living"

The poor man was too stunned to speak.

Prosciutto HATES your cursing habit. Sometimes he thinks you're an old sailor that saw some things, not a child. You've got a bigger vocabulary than the whole La Squadra combined, I'm not even joking.

He tried to make you stop cursing, he really did.

Pros, in fact, didn't succeed.

"Oh fuck"

"Language"

"Shut up old fart"

"What did you just say??"

Yeah, he can't do this anymore.

Poor Pesci is terrified. How can a child be like.. this??! Children must be naive and innocent, but you?? Ohhh you're the other case.

You actually find it funny that Pesci is so scared of your stories about your old times in South Park. Pls stop traumatising him.

And you're just telling this at random times, which scares him even more.

"Oh, that's a nice chili, I remember my friend ate something like that once"

"Oh.. was it with beef too?"

"No, it was with his enemy's parents"

"WHAT"

Can I just say no one ate chili that day?

Illuso thinks it's amusing, really.

"I'll pay 200 lira if you go and say all curse words you know to Formaggio right now"

"400 lira and we have a deal"

But I won't lie, your stories are scaring him sometimes.

"You know I died once"

"Eh??"

Sometimes he thinks you saw more than him.

Formaggio really likes your stories. But one small issue, he thinks that most of your stories are a joke. Because how can an 8 year old saw so many disturbing things? Of course, it must be just your imagination.

Oh how wrong he was.

"I once was arrested for starting a Peruvian flute band with my friends"

"Haha, yeah, nice"

"And the government sent us to Peru"

"Of course, I believe you"

Actually, Melone is more interested in all your "I died once" thing. Like how?? You just rise from the dead?

"Dude, chill, my friend literally does the same"

So there's another immortal child?? What are you two, Jesus??

"I don't know it's because of some shitty cult I guess?"

"What cult??"

But anyway, he's interested in you in scientific way and doesn't care much about your little crime stories.

Ohhh, Ghiaccio and you are buffing every day. Morning, day, and night.

You just take any opportunity to piss him off. One day for example you pronounced your words wrong (he still remembers that).

Or you can start an argument with him about anything. No matter how small it is. The whole team now tries to distract you so they won't hear Ghiaccio's screams.

"Would you ever stop being so annoying?"

"I don't know, would you ever stop being such a bitch?"

And there it goes.

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crazyyanderefangirlfan · 2 years ago

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(y/n), texting illuso: illuso! help i’m being kidnapped

illuso: where are you?

(y/n): I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

illuso: i’ll call formaggio.

formaggio, answering his cell: Y’ello?

illuso: where’s (y/n)? they texted me that they were being kidnapped.

formaggio: (y/n)? whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

formaggio:

formaggio: i’ll call you back. *hangs up*

formaggio: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

(y/n): WHO ARE YOU?!

*They finally back to base, and greeted by a laughing Illuso.*

Illuso: T-they...d-didn't *laughs* recognize you! * He full blown cackles.*

Formaggio: Shut it you Michael Jackson reject!

(Y/N): Illuso help!

#la squadra #la squadra esecuzioni #la squadra di esecuzione #la squadra x reader #jojo illuso #jjba formaggio #jojo formaggio

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r0z0 · 3 years ago

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Who from Vento Aureo do you think could most likely to cheat on their s/o? And why?

Can you rate them from the most capable ones to the least?

🌱

Going up from least to most likely!

Who would cheat on their s/o?

Sorbet and Gelato, both 0%. I don't need to explain this one.

Fugo, 0.1%. You make hik feel loved and that somebody cares for him. But he can't just stop being really jealous when you talk about other boys or when you go on missions alone. Once thought that he might get your attention by flirting with other people.

Bruno, 1%. He's always stressed and works a lot. Sometimes when you're not in the mood he thinks about what would be now if he had other s/o. But he wouldn't dare to cheat. He knows what happens after, because his mother did.

Ghiaccio, 4%. He just got really attached to you and your love. Once mentioned his first kiss and his ex, but nothing more.

Abbacchio, 7%. He might not be good, he might not be perfect, but he loves you very much. You're his comfort zone and everything.

Narancia, 10%. Once kissed a girl when he was drunk, but he regrets it to this day. It wasn't his idea, Mista got him.

Prosciutto, 11%. Loyal as a dog. Only mentions his ex's during fight. Won't cheat even if you fight. He is scared of his s/o's stand.

Formaggio, 27%. He might have had lots of girlfriends, but he ain't a cheater, unless you're in poly. Still flierts with girls, even on your dates.

Trish, 29%. Only with woman. Once. She wanted something new, but didn't get it.

Pesci, 34%. Influence of Prosciutto. He once told him if he wants to be seen as more masculine and intimidating he should have more ladysells.

Doppio, 38%. Bossu told him to get some pussy, because his curennt looks are what no pussy does to a motherfucker.

Cioccolata, 40%. Just let him be. He lurs ladies with his looks and than tortures them.

Melone, 43%. "I'm just creating other Juniors, baby!!". Yeah ye. Keep up with that bs.

Mista, 45%. Ladies man. Likes to show them cool tricks with his gun. In aby other siguations your relationship is stable.

Giorno, 45%. He is such a big fish in mafia, so you can quess that ladies want to make their way to his pants.

Risotto, 67%. He just like to have fun, but won't make you if you don't want to, but theres a second key – he will choose sone other lads to have a good time with.

Iluso, 76%. He treats you like his toy. When he is bored he will go out and search for something new. He will comeback, but you never know if he won't bring someone with him for one-night-stand.

Diavolo, 100%. Definitely cheating on his s/o, but they will never know, since he kills ladies after third round.

#la squadra #jjba #prosciutto #la squadra di esecuzione #ghiaccio #ghiaccio x reader #risotto x reader #la squadra di escuzione #la squadra di esecuzioni #formmagio #bruno bucciarati x reader #giorno giovanna x reader #abbacchio x reader #narancia x reader #pannacotta fugo x reader #trish una x reader #guido mista x reader

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bovine-providence · 2 years ago

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Uncovered

You’re feeling touch-starved, and you realize Ghiaccio could be as well. You have an idea to solve both your problems.

[CWs: non-sexual nudity.]

“…What?!”

You flinched at Ghiaccio’s harsh tone as he processed your request.

“You sound like Melone, you know that?” As the blue-haired man prepared to storm out of the base’s living room, you called out to him.

“Hey! Just let me explain?”

“You want to lay in bed together naked! What else am I supposed to get from that?!”

“No, please! What if I sent you some articles about skinship or something? About humans’ needs for physical bonding?” As he looked at you skeptically, you sighed. “I just feel a little touch-starved, that’s all.” You hesitated before continuing. “And I think you are, too.”

Ghiaccio bristled at your comment.

“I still don’t need someone to try to get naked with me!”

“Then what if we kept our underwear on? Could we just try it?”

You returned Ghiaccio’s gaze as he studied you for a moment before huffing.

“Fine. But try anything funny and I’m kicking you out.”

You nodded and followed the man to his room, where he made sure to lock the door after you and cover his mirror. He turned back as you stood by his bed.

“Now what?”

“I would say we undress?” You watched Ghiaccio quickly turn red as he spun around to face the wall.

“You go first.”

You faced away from the man as you self-consciously tugged off your shirt, then paused.

“Would you mind if I take off my bra, too? It can get really uncomfortable to lay down while wearing one.”

“I-I guess. Just get under the covers once you’re done.”

You nodded, even though he couldn’t see you. Unclipping your bra, you carefully placed it on top of your discarded shirt and stripped off your pants, leaving you in plain underwear as you slipped beneath the covers.

“Alright, I’m in bed,” you stated.

Ghiaccio grunted in response as he began to remove his own coat, hesitating before taking off his undershirt and moving on to his pants. You looked away as he lowered his pants, and a moment later you felt the covers lift once more, exposing your back to the cool air as he got in bed behind you.

The two of you stayed like that, until you realized Ghiaccio wasn’t moving behind you.

“Uh… you can hold me,” you suggested.

“I know,” he snapped. You felt the bed shift as he adjusted, and a hand was awkwardly placed on your waist.

You lay stiffly, uncertain of what to say. Laying practically naked as you and Ghiaccio didn’t-spoon wasn’t quite the stress relief you were hoping for when you had first suggested this.

“This feels weird,” the man behind you spoke, voicing your own thoughts.

“Well… we aren’t exactly right next to each other,” you pointed out. “Maybe just… try getting closer?”

“But getting closer-when… ugh!” Your heart stung a little at Ghiaccio’s clear reluctance to fully entertain the concept.

“Okay, then I can scoot up to you. Just give this a chance? Please?” Before he could protest, you had pressed yourself right up against his chest, his arm more fully across your torso. You were shocked by your own boldness as Ghiaccio stumbled over his words behind you, finally settling on silence.

Somehow, once you and he were pressed together, the awkward tension didn’t linger so heavily. You took a deep breath, forcing yourself to relax in Ghiaccio’s hold.

“Ghiaccio?”

“…Yeah?”

“Thank you, for this. It means a lot to me.”

He said nothing, but you felt his grip adjust to rest more comfortably over your waist.

“Listen, I know it’s a dumb idea, so you going this far with it, I’m grateful.”

The man mumbled something you couldn’t catch.

“What was that?”

“I said it wasn’t a dumb idea.” Ghiaccio nuzzled against your hair. Hiding his face, if you had to guess. You hummed, gently placing a hand on his wrist. He stiffened slightly behind you at the contact, but relaxed once more as you rubbed your thumb in circles on his own.

The two of you lay in silence, with the occasional bump of legs as either shifted to a more comfortable position.

Ghiaccio pressed himself more firmly against your back, his arm keeping you anchored against him.

“This alright?” he asked.

“Yeah, it’s nice.” Being this close, he was so warm. You snuggled in happily, tangling your legs in his as you melted further against him.

“Hey!” You froze at his words. He shifted before continuing. “Don’t… move your hips so much, you’re gonna give me an erection.”

You snorted. You could always trust Ghiaccio to be blunt with his words.

“Sorry, sorry,” you giggled, doing your best to keep still. You heard him huff, then felt him lean back briefly. His other arm slid beneath your pillow as he resumed his position behind you.

“This… feels good,” he admitted.

“Yeah, it does. It feels really nice.” You sighed into his arms. The awkwardness was gone, and the quiet was peaceful. You couldn’t contain your smile at the situation.

>>>>

You don’t know when your blinks turned long then turned to sleep, but you woke up hours later in the same position, Ghiaccio still pressed against your back. Based on the even breathing at your ear, he was asleep behind you. You chuckled to yourself as you stretched a little.

“Hggh…” Ghiaccio’s grip tightened on you as he woke up, before flinching. “Y/N…?”

“Hey, Ghia,” you turned your head over your shoulder. “You agreed to try skinship with me yesterday, remember?”

His hand remained still on your hip as he pondered your words before tightening around your waist again.

“Yeah, I remember,” he gruffly responded. He was stiff like when you had first tried it.

“Ghia, there’s no reason to be nervous.” You pat his hand in assurance. “We just slept together.”

“Don’t phrase it like that!” he hissed.

“If it makes you uncomfortable, I won’t tell anyone or anything. I wasn’t planning to anyway.” You held the hand resting on your hip. “This is meant to be a safe activity with someone you trust.“

“But this…” his voice traveled off before hs peaking up again. “But this is something for couples to do, right? Or something? Is it weird that we do it? Or did it?”

You considered his questions carefully.

“I think that it should be discussed. But… we both needed it, yeah? And neither of us have anyone else to get some physical affection or skinship with. And I don’t think that it should be a bad thing to want to take care of each other.”

You finally turned onto your other side to face him. Interrupting his protests, you draped a leg over his as you held his chin, making him look at you.

“Ghia, there’s nothing wrong with getting help. Even if it’s cuddling, well, now you know you can do it with me. I care about you and your well-being.”

“I-… thanks. Yeah, I care about you too.” He abruptly pulled you close, your chest against his that you could hear his quickened heartbeat.

It spoke the words you both left unsaid as you continued to lay in each other’s arms.

#jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #jojo part five #la squadra #la squadra esecuzioni #la squadra di esecuzione #Ghiaccio #ghiaccio x reader

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