#LOVESHOT HI!!!!

[loveshotsniper]

So i may or may not have used you as target practise

R.i.p lil you

You are a good shot kid I’ll give you that… stay away from me

[asleep-kat]

My dumb valentines au i made for fun

They're called Loveshot and Lovebird respectively.

Loveshot Chance is a multi-billionare who owns several large buildings in los angeles, most of them being casinos. Despite that, he - like the original Chance - makes every casino of his fair. He is not in this for money, he only wants to experience the thrill of taking risks.

If someone is currently introducing you to Loveshot, they would either say that he's their lover or ex. That is because his second favourite pastime is dating. He has dated countless times before, none of them ever stuck beyond a year timeframe.

But with Lovebird, however, it was different. Lovebird is a popular popstar, known for his voice and large variety of sappy love songs. They had dated well beyond 3 years.

But before Lovebird's stardom, he didn't have much to his name. He wasn't a prodigy child, nor have he won any awards. He had an average score, average skills, and average life.

It all changed when he got an eye infection, which he did not have the budget to pay for. When he managed to scalp what little he had for treatment, it was already too late for his eye.

It left him in the zeroes and half-blind. This caused him to spiral down a dark path in his life. He thought it was useless to do anything now. A part of him regretted telling his parents that he didn't want to mooch out of their billion-dollar company and instead wanted to build himself a life on his own. Maybe then he wouldn't be in debt and in risk of going homeless.

But in a random alley way, where he sat in the rain underneath a canopy of a door, he met Loveshot. He was offered a place to stay so Elliot can get back to his feet again when he declined LS's cash offer. Elliot, hesitantly, takes the offer. And the rest is history.

There's also other characters in the Au; like Loveletter/Heartbreaker Azure, IHeart, Lovecharm Two Time, Heartache 1x1x1x1, etc etc. Though i haven't have the time to make their story as fleshed out as Loveshot and Lovebird rn. I'll be sure to do that!!

Also i have more art ough

[fatalled]

"No more than the smog is. Or pollution, I guess. Fresh air is more of a concept in the city rather than a real phenomena." The cigarette to his mouth, he breathes in again. The exhale of blue-gray smoke almost feels like the punctuation to the end of a sentence. "Mm. Well, who can say? Death really doesn't stick in my family."

He crushes out the remaining ember in the ashtray. Cerberus frowned greatly on smoking. There was a ban for a short minute but traumatic people need their coping mechanism and ashtrays and designated areas were put out as a compromise. Kyungseok didn't smoke as it was but even the tension in his shoulders could get too much to bear.

"True enough, they are but I don't leave Cerberus." Another pause and his brow furrows slightly. "Concentrating? Reports really don't take too long if it's a simple cut and dry mission. Did something happen?"

omar once again stares at kyungseok with a blank facial expression on as the other male blocks his way. if a conversation is something he is looking for, then a conversation he is going to get. "you're destroying the fresh air with that poison." he says in a matter-of-fact tone, it was true. cigarettes kill people more than anything else in the world. "just because you've already had a near death experience doesn't mean that average boring deaths won't affect you too." he mutters under his breath, yes sounding like a parent too maybe. the truth was omar had gotten off of his mission and found himself getting distracted with the paperwork around him. he had only gotten done as much as he could, but now he needed to get to his after hours job and tend to his shop. "i...... was having a hard time concentrating." he says a bit truthfully. "so i just finally finished what i needed to get done, what about you? everyone's leaving for the day."

[return-to-twisted-wonderland]

💚anon

[Verde Ashengrotto]

More details bcuz why not

Dislikes: Loud noises [fireworks loud], public speaking, anyone that tries to harm Azul in anyway, how his teeth look, the fact he gets injured easily, heights, ppl that try to steal his beloved Leona from him

Random talents: Ambidextrous, perfect pitch, violin

Signature spell(s):

Reflection-copies anyone's signature spell for a time being

Loveshot-can make people fall in love with him (he knows it's stupid so he doesn't tell anyone)

LMAO

the loveshot one!

[mincedoaths]

Smash or Pass + all the level one agents. 😈😘

putting this under readmore because omg you menace

Amar:

cassian / whirlpool: pass. my man is so deep in the little brother zone, he has no chance of ever escaping. ariadne / lotus: pass. little sister zoned. ariya / viper: pass. estranged little sister zoned. cecelia / glimmer, milania / winter, imara / granite, raphael / prince harry : pass. he has a younger sister who is in her early 30s so he can't see ppl in that age rage as anything but kids ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ seongyeol / hades: …….he is looking but because of the personality clash it is ultimately a pass. sangwoo / ymir: a really difficult one. the fact that he comes off as more aloof would make amar consider over looking the arrogance. tentative smash. kyungseok / loveshot: smas—pass. *tommy wiseau voice * move on, next question. zaya / flare: pass. hates her ass. she is so beautiful tho.

Bakari:

cassian / whirlpool, cecelia / glimmer, milania / winter, imara / granite, raphael / prince harry, ariya / viper: pass. thinks they're attractive but hey this is another character with a younger sibling who would have been in this age rage uh-oh. ariadne / lotus: pass. wouldn’t be able to talk to her in the first place. seongyeol / hades: pass. finds him attractive but is super afraid of him sangwoo / ymir: smash. kyungseok / loveshot: pass. finds him attractive and may or may not have a couple of his photocards but is afraid of him. zaya / flare: pass. he is so, so, so scared of her. thinks she's so, so, so gorgeous tho.

Gael

cassian / whirlpool, cecelia / glimmer, milania / winter, imara / granite, raphael / prince harry, ariya / viper, kyungseok / loveshot: pass. guess who else is an older brother! ariadne / lotus: pass. has heard about her power and doesn't care to figure out how true the rumors are. seongyeol / hades: pass. attractive but dislikes his personality. sangwoo / ymir: smash. no hesitation. no questions asked. zaya / flare: pass. his bestie saw her first. also her personality sucks.

Kintan ← old fruit ← cares too much about his image to say he’d smash all the dudes at the same time if they were down and if he was younger

[cracksh0t]

secondary trio of nutcrackers.. jamie, berry, and cracky (still gotta figure a name for his ass!!!)

I really love them a lot cause I think the shtick I gave them is neat.. like... each three of them Used to be human then died in some traumatic way that tied in with the rest of their life... re? incarnated? as wooden puppet Things and none of them have any memory of their past life besides very vague feelings and scarring from how they died

for example uhmm.. from what I recall anyways... Jamie (loveshot oc) used to help people romantically; set-up dates, give advice, etc.. usually could never find anyone for himself. after a while he Thought he had found someone, went on a date which ended in him getting stabbed in the chest (date when a bit bonkers)

so now he has a hole and cracks along his chest/torso which he keeps taped up...

in regards to romantics, he still does try helping people out but it gets him nervous sometimes and he doesn't understand why

he's friends with cuddle team leader, they hang out a lot and usually gossip or vent about life's issues to eachother

[fatalled]

✉ ( the besties )

A TEXT MESSAGE THAT WASN'T SENT !

[ UNSENT : to ESEN ] -> I don't know anymore. Everything I do is never enough. Every choice I make is the wrong one. I have to keep moving forward because that's what I've always done but every step ends up hurting someone. And maybe I'm selfish for not wanting to keep being blamed. I'm not sleeping anymore either. Sometimes, I just want to quit all of this but I don't think I would know who I would be if I weren't Loveshot. Being Loveshot, though, is fucking exhausting and I don't know how much more I can take. Honestly, I don't think I can take much more. I feel like I'm waiting for the straw that'll break my back and then what? What happens to me then? I don't know and I'm terrified to find out and I'm|

[fatalled]

Kyungseok cannot help but to roll his eyes. It's practically a knee-jerk reaction with her at this point. His nerves were beginning to fray, he could feel the restlessness in his muscles, settling somewhere in his hands. "You would full on make out with an enemy, Celia. I've seen you practically skip and prance to flirt with them out there. We'll stick to holding hands than—"

He coughs loudly over her, fist cover his mouth. "Okay, alright. I got it." There's a quick, nervous glance over his shoulder to see if anyone was in earshot. Safe enough for now. Those fraying nerves just seem to strain a little more. There was another interview, a meeting for an interview, and then they were to show up to a 'get-together' later tonight as Loveshot and Glimmer. Cerberus's favorite new couple. #pinkdiamond trends out there as the public tags Cerberus on every fan edit.

& he releases a long, sagging sigh. "When we agreed to this, I didn't think it would be like this. I don't mean to snap, I'm just ... uncomfortable. And these questions ... am I supposed to know your coffee order? I don't even if know you drink coffee."

her nose  scrunches,  “   i  would  hold  hands  with  my  enemy.  or  like,  a  close  second  cousin.  it's  not  romantic.   ”   and  there's  probably  an  issue  with  that,  objectively  speaking.  he'd  chided  her  several  times  on  it  in  memory  -  however  mockingly  it  had  been  at  the  time  -  but  she's  sure  he  gets  her  point.  “   it's  not  like  it's  not  like  they're  expecting  you  to  full  on  make  out  with  me  on  camera.  and  if  they  did  just  like,  i  don't  know  -  i'll  think  of  leo  and  you  think  of  soohyuk  or  whatever.  it'll  be  god  awful  but  we'll  manage.   ” 

her  day  is  far  from  over,  the  heroine  prepared  to  be  poked  and  prodded  once  more  for  a  photoshoot  later  that  day.  she  doesn't  mind  it  -  not  really.  the  glitz  and  glamour  is  familiar  -  welcome  even,  and  she'll  choose  a  lifetime  in  the  spotlight  over  anything.  no  matter  the  cost.  but that's not him.  “  it won't get to that point though, i won't let it. besides, it's not exactly professional interview etiquette. ” 

[retrocausalities]

wanted connections...

feat. just some guy, the artistic director, the super loser, the silent snarker. more tba!

𝓏𝒶𝓃𝓃 𝓆. 𝓅𝓊𝒷𝓁𝒾𝒸.

general relativity. [5/?]

zann's power inadvertently affects your muse's power when they are out and about. based on the distance to his power's area of effect, there are distortions and even "deactivation" of powers (aka disintegration of the matter/energy), which baffle your muse. your muse is investigating the cause of this issue, and how they react is utp.

— filled by @fatalled ( loveshot , roulette ), @loftycries ( savant ), @iridescences ( granite ), @mincedoaths ( havoc ), @fiiregaze ( hades ). / unlimited spots open.

active galactic nuclei. [0/?]

unlike zann himself, your muse knows he has a power, and a damn useful one for your muse's own goals. zann's currently in-between jobs, and as long as the gig isn't too dirty and/or dramatic, he could be easily persuaded to lend a helping hand in exchange for cash.

— looking for connections! / unlimited spots open.

cygnus x-1. [1/1]

during his nde, zann had a violent quarrel with a squatter at his old apartment building. unfortunately, during that conflict, zann's power activated in self-defense, and the guy was never seen again. your muse has a relationship with the missing man (platonic, romantic, familial, etc., but must be friendly) and wants to know the answers behind his disappearance.

— filled by @viillaincoded ( hive )! / closed.

accreditation disk. [3/?]

zann stays away from the complexities of organized crime, but he's not exactly squeaky clean himself. in alleyways, street corners, and on dance floors, he deals weed and party pills for whoever's buying. he's very discreet and doesn't discriminate on who buys his wares. perfect if your muse has a reputation to uphold or doesn't want to be psychoanalyzed by their dealer.

— filled by @godenvy ( jester ), @ofpantheons ( glitch ), @forunholy ( zeus ) / unlimited spots open.

𝓇𝑒𝓎𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝓂𝒶𝓍𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓃𝑜 𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓃𝑒𝓇𝑜𝓈.

the manias. [3/5]

[tw: stalking, obsessive behavior, mention of bodily harm, injury.]

reyhan is unconcerned with petty criminality. they are wealthy, successful, and have everything they need. but what they don't have, they want. and they crave the attention of their top 5 cerberus agents with whom they have an obsessive fixation. these agents have hurt reyhan irreparably and left a mark on their body. in turn, reyhan has left their mark as well, controlling important body parts of these agents as a result of their encounters. because the body and movement are what reyhan is interested in, they do not find interest in agents with powers that aren't activated or involve motor skills. reyhan will stop at nothing to fully control these individuals' bodies as an homage to the control these agents have on their psyche. fluctuating from friend to foe, reyhan will follow the agents to the bitter end, fixated on the movement of their bodies and how their powers will manifest as directed by puppeteer's manipulations.

1. the head. the one who started reyhan's obsession with select members of cerberus corp. the first agent to encounter reyhan during their torture spree and injured reyhan across the face. the agent left an unsightly gash, leading to reyhan's distinct scar across their cheeks and nose. by breaking reyhan free from the self-shackles of beautiful perfection, the agent kickstarted reyhan's newfound artistic principle and mania with the beauty of imperfection. reyhan carries this agent's merchandise (trading card being their favorite), follows them on social media, and will try to show up wherever the agent is, such as in fan meetings. they will even shadow when the agent is on duty. they claim to love the agent, and will express that by controlling this agent's limbs in somewhat romantic overtures. the agent is reyhan's #1 bias, and reyhan swears to make the agent fully theirs, one way or another. ( whirlpool. aka "honey/cariño." )

2. the heart. the one who reyhan burned emotionally, and they took their revenge on reyhan, the civilian... but, unfortunately, their vindictive actions do not align with cerb corp's policy. reyhan holds that incident over the agent for blackmailing, more than happy to bring up the agent's less-than-heroic past to the corporation. the thing is, reyhan says they are fond of the agent and could be convinced to drop it if the agent will give them full bodily control. but this agent knows that reyhan's favorite is the head, if not reyhan themself. so could it be a lie? whether or not this agent still has affection for reyhan is utp. this agent is the only one at this time in cerb corp who knows of puppeteer's real identity, but due to reyhan's social capital and cover as puppeteer, the agent finds it hard to prove that reyhan is the anti-hero.

3. the hand. the one who has the misfortune of being constantly at odds with puppeteer. it does not help that the agent's powers are disadvantageous against the anti-hero, and in conclusion, most of their limbs are controlled by reyhan. reyhan uses it to their advantage, finding ways to keep an eye on the agent and control their limbs to cause chaos at random. the agent, however, has one perk the other obsessions do not. by being "tied-up" and forced to listen to reyhan's wild, meandering monologues, they have slowly pieced together what makes puppeteer tick and could figure out how to manipulate the manipulator.

4. the hips. the one who actually doesn't mind puppeteer. the agent pretends they dislike the anti-hero, and reyhan also acts as if they loathe the agent, when they both know they wouldn't truly hurt the other. also, puppeteer has helped this agent out in their encounters if an interloper intrudes on their private time. both are more than fine in letting the other go after playing their strange little charade. what's that saying again? it takes two to tango? this agent is courted by reyhan at lengths to leave cerberus and join them independently in hunting down the other obsessions. reyhan has promised if they do that, they would release control of all of the agent's limbs... and isn't it more fun to be two against the world? ( ashina. aka "goddess/diosa." )

5. the heel. the one who is reyhan's worst nightmare. this agent's ability is advantageous against reyhan's own, and reyhan loathes it. this agent is the first to have countered puppeteer's power, shocking reyhan to their core. even under reyhan's control, the agent fought against it long enough to leave a bite mark on reyhan's right hand, almost severing the joint of their thumb had reyhan not forced the agent's jaw to open in time. after the humbling (for half a second, reyhan does not do humble) defeat, they have deemed this agent their nemesis. the agent is reyhan's most destructive target; instead of coyly playing with them as per the other obsessions, reyhan is violently dead-set on utterly dominating and owning this agent's body to celebrate their conquest. ( phoenix. aka "kitten/gatito." )

[/end tw.]

— filled by @godenvy ( whirlpool ), @mincedoaths ( phoenix), @trajedyas ( ashina ). / 2 spots open for cerberus agents. ( the injuries/limb control will be discussed via plotting! )

the vigors. [1/6]

while famous for their craft, reyhan has also become a bit of a celebutante, synonymous with the coolest artsy scene of new york city. however, they're not alone. other young, fashionable, and trendy celebrities who are up-and-coming for their lavish parties, glitzy lifestyle, and luxe aura are now dubbed the new club kids after being seen together hanging out in popular nightspots. these muses are not part of reyhan's regular social circle and not part of their entourage, however, these muses all endeavor as a group to host the best parties nyc's nightlife has ever seen. their feelings towards one another are utp, but reyhan will position themselves in leadership roles when the new club kids get together to host events.

— filled by @iridescences ( lucidity ). / 5 spots open for muses with (in)famous professions related to arts, fashion, & celebrity culture.

the tremors. [1/6]

a soloist in a dance company must be surrounded by the corps to stand out, do they not? these muses are reyhan's """friends,""" but the people around them can see them for what they are. reyhan's entourage, those who are savvy in knowing reyhan's a great connection for climbing up that social ladder, especially in reputation-obsessed new york city. however, goals can blur when ""friendships"" become a toxic game of chicken and keeping up appearances becomes more and more of a mind game. how members of this group feel about each other is utp, but all of them defer to the "queen bee," reyhan (for now).competition, cattiness, gaslighting, gatekeeping, manipulating, straight-up lying, nothing is off-limits if it means crawling up to the top. reyhan isn't immune either, even if they have fashioned themselves as the head of their crew. betrayal can only come from your ""friends,"" after all.

— filled by @herbrokenmelodies ( songstress ). / 5 spots open for muses aged 30-35 looking to break into celebrity status.

the humors. [2/4]

reyhan has always seen themselves as the top billing, and somehow, they've managed to make actual friends in the process. yes, hold the presses; this isn't fake news. whether it's someone in the know of the ~celebrity experience~, or a passion for artistic enterprise, reyhan sees themselves reflected in your muse, making reyhan stick around. surprisingly, your muse has, too. however, reyhan is unabashedly selfish. even if there's a real connection, it doesn't always mean the bonds can't become severed...but maybe some bonds can be forged stronger.oh wait no it's reyhan lmao your muse has to have the patience of a saint

— filled by @loftycries ( savant ), @vrusk ( bespoke ) / 4 spots open for muses who are celebrities, (in)famous artists/performers, and/or stinkin' rich, or are real good pretenders.

𝓀𝑒𝑒𝑔𝒶𝓃 𝓀𝒾-𝓉𝒶𝑒𝓀 𝒿𝑒𝑜𝓃𝑔.

division by zero. [2/?]

aka the loser's club. after being looked down on by their fellow higher-level agents and the public, these level 3 cerberus agents have come together to create a "support" group (honestly, it's more like a hangout group) to encourage each other. their collective goals are to rise in the company's ranks, look out for one another, and celebrate the lesser-known heroics of everyday life.they also hang out at least once every two weeks for movie nights, karaoke, and general fun. keegan is the "unofficial" organizer, but there is no leader within the group.

— filled by @justfreefalling ( amontons ), @firefightertj ( thor ). / unlimited spots open for level 3 cerberus agents with a low reputation in the company or who have a power considered "useless" to the public.

batello. [1/1]

the single level 1 agent who keegan has sworn to change their mind. although he normally doesn't let others' perception of him affect his mood, this level 1 agent is the outlier. he wants to prove himself to this individual and show that he is their equal. the level 1 agent thinks keegan is a travesty and has their own reasons as to why they do not wish keegan to rank up within the company.

— filled by @donewithflare ( flare )! / closed.

euclidean division. [0/1]

a level 1 or level 2 agent who personally saved keegan's life during one of his first missions back in 2018. keegan may or may not be crushing on them. (he's so crushing on them.) he is unable to speak in their presence and often becomes a klutz around this agent. it is utp if the agent is aware of keegan's crush, and if they're flattered, amused, disgusted, etc.! keegan will not hit on or make a move on the agent, as his shyness overtakes him in their interactions. this crush hinges on keegan putting the agent on a pedestal and may evolve into a different dynamic once both parties get to know each other personally.

— looking for connections! / 1 spot open for level 1-2 cerberus agents aged 36-43, employed in cerberus corp before 2018. no longer looking! thank you!

dimidiation. [1/1]

a primary mission partner of keegan's. their powers mesh well, and they have high success rates when teamed up. off the field, they also get along and spend lots of time together, spurring rumors that they're a couple. funnily enough, both keegan and this agent like each other but are completely oblivious that their feelings are mutual. will they, won't they? all of cerb corp is watching and placing their bets.

— filled by @mincedoaths ( phoenix )! / closed.

fraction. [1/1]

[cw: addiction]

while keegan's power is helpful to agents to mitigate painful side effects, an eo may develop a reliance on splitter's pain suppression/transferal powers to deal with the burden of their ability's drawbacks. as a nurse practitioner, keegan feels obliged to help those who are hurting, but he feels conflicted that he might be enabling an unhealthy dependence for this person.

— filled by @vrusk ( bespoke )! / closed.

[/end cw.]

— looking for connections! / 1 spot open.

dividends. [2/?]

agent splitter is not a name on the lips of the level 1 cerberus agents, or even remembered by many. in fact, if reminded about the level 3 guy on rollerblades with a helmet and big shades, most level 1s would call keegan a clown, a fool. a parody, not a real hero. these muses may have teamed up with splitter in the past, but one thing's for sure: there's no respect before, during, and after. and why would there be for a guy who literally can't hurt anyone by himself?

— filled by @fatalled ( loveshot ) , @donewithflare ( flare ). / unlimited spots open.

𝒶𝓂𝓅𝒶𝓇𝑜 "𝒶𝓎𝓁𝒾𝓃" 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝒹𝑜𝓃𝒶.

👋 [0/?]

ampi has been a vigilante since arriving in the big apple at 20, making friends who share her vision of using powers for good. however, throughout the years, there may have been falling outs. this muse used to work together with amparo but left her vigilante coalition due to differing opinions on justice. whether or not there is bad blood is utp.

— looking for connections! / unlimited spots open.

🫵 [1/3]

amparo has her sights set on these troublemakers who cause pain and chaos to the community. she'll do what she can to defeat them and bring them to justice. one could call these muses her "arch-nemeses."

— filled by @trajedyas ( daydream ) / 2 spots open for anti-heroes, villains, or any muse who has villainous aspirations.

🤝 [2/5]

amparo's current vigilante team centered on taking down megacorps that capitalize on eo's, such as cerberus, and now, andersen labs. they patrol their neighborhoods separately, but are aligned in their mission to expose the truth behind the "superhero industry." they protect civilians and must keep their identities a secret.

— filled by @mincedoaths ( dead ringer ), @somehazydaze ( haze ). / 3 spots open for vigilantes.

note: always open for general platonic, romantic interests, antagonistic connections unlisted in this post! please contact me via dm on discord. ✌️

last updated: 2023/12/04.

[suiana]

bae please i need 50 dollars for my album its the loveshot nananananana

HAHAHHAHA

but baby I'm actually the real Taylor swift!!! I need 50 dollars too for my new song it's me hi I'm the problem it's me

[aidenwaites]

If you don't want to make a fictional criminal at home you can even get one store-bought. For free. At the library. Just look for books that look like this (⬇️) and are named something like The Heartbreak Heist. Or The Bonnie to his Clyde. Or Loveshot. Or something*

*(Those titles aren't real I made them up on the fly)

[hhoneyglasss]

. . * redacted audio

҉ ❥ loveshots (fluff). ҉ 𓄼 killshots (angst). ҉ ⭑ hotshots (containing nsfw elements)

⊹ DARLIN'

. . . . phantom

. . . . like water

⊹ CUTIE

. . . . retired in sad, new career in business

⊹ LOVELY

. . . . coke zero

⊹ ALEXIS

. . . . bloodstream

. . . . kill bill

⊹ QUINN

. . . . dynasty

. . . . enter: TANTALUS

⊹ SAM

. . . . his sunlight

[the-mainverse]

Morrey: you'll see that soon. Let's go to Beaker *She opened a portal*

*Virus looked at the portal. Then back at the three sisters.*

Sin: Go on. We'll be here if you need.

Loveshot: Have fun! *She waved.*

Ruin: Later gator. *She waved as well. Virus blinked and looked back. Syntax had his hand held out.*

Syntax: Come on Ma. *Virus started at his hand. Then she smiled and took it, getting led through the portal.*

[somehazydaze]

Getting a Sweet Fix 🧁

who: Malakai & Agent Cupcake @disruptedlogic where: by the best place in the world Emilio's Cupcake Truck 🧁 when: Somewhere in the hours of the Night

Ever since the shit show of the Gala, Malakai may have taken it upon himself to do daily recon around Cerberus Corp. Just the usual, keep an eye out for anything suspicious, out of the haps or even gathering some entail from the little chit chats he'd hear around. It was always good to be in the know. Yet he knew that all the Agents were more than likely on their best damn behaviour or some crap like that, protect the image of the company or some corporate crap. Nope, even the thought of large corporations was making him feel queazy.

For his mini side quest, this time he kept it low-key, black hoodie and dark jeans. The only thing bright about him was his freshly dyed pink hair. He was a new year, new look kinda guy, always a chance to keep the look fresh. But at least it was not the bright pink suite that Ampi was still chewing his ear off about. Like it was his fault he looked good in the suit and the dramatic mask made a statement. A good looking statement. However, he was going to be a good boy and not draw attention to himself. New Year's Resolution...one that he knew that he was going to break sooner than later.

Recon so far was quiet...maybe it was the timings he picked. His first time slot was a little after breakfast rush and a little before lunchtime rush and his second slot just before evening rushes. Perfect times when Agents would be stuck at their desks having their mandatory breaks, so he could roughly guess the spots he didn't want to be seen. All about being lowkey, right? Being lowkey was hungry work after all. Malakai looks at his phone. Yeah...yeah he could call it a break. Even if he worked for 5 minutes. Apart of his Vigilante task, he was the one that made the rules. When Ampi wasn't around a least. Still he was a free soul and called for a little pick me up.

He stood in line with about three or four people ahead of him. Standing in line for the best place in the world. The people before him were stood before one of the greatest Agents that Cerb Corp could be blessed to have in their ranks. Forget the oh so greats of Hades, Granite, Ymir, Loveshot, Flare or Whirlpool. Nahh forget about them! This legend was were it was really at, Agent Cupcake. He was the one who kept it real. The only agent, Malakai had respect for! And maybe some merch...like a keychain or fanmade Funkopop...and the really creative gods of Etsy. Malakai finds himself bouncing up and down in line. You know totally keeping his chill.

One person now ahead of him in the queue. He was totally chill. The inner fanboy in him was chill. Unlike before, he had rehearsed his reply a few times in the mirror. Hands in the pocket, light nod with a 'Sup', make an order, pay his respects with a thank you....and maybe....just maybe get a handshake or a little salute. Oh heck yeah, that would be awesome. Stay cool and lowkey. All that Malakai had to do.

Then it was his turn in line. And he stood their frozen. Taking him a few moments to realise that he was next to be face to face with his all time favourite hero. Shaking it off, he muttered to himself,"C'mon Kai, chill and lowkey, chill and lowkey." He tells himself over and over like mantra. Shoving his hands in his pockets and when his eyes locked on Emilio his inner fanboy took over, "Ahhh hey!" he squeals out.

And game over...New Year's Resolution broken.

[cracksh0t]

ASKING ABOUT MORE CRACKSHOT N CO HEADCANONS/LOREEEE

seeing as you have crackshot style hcs (nick n chillshot. love em) do you have anything to say about the others? like the gold edit style or the skeleton one or sum. i'd love to hear about it <|:)

I dont rlly have anything for gold necessarily.. the stuff I'll mention is from my friend lasey's goldshot (who is w/my little freaks)

but I do have ones for the pink one (loveshot)

gold and luv were made by nick!! took making friends literally

they share a room in the cabin

gold is a tad of a troublemaker.. bit rambunctious. he enjoys collecting various signs and plates, mainly roadside ones

luv collects bird feathers, keeps them in a scrapbook (just one per bird)

he really adores birds.. always interesting to see them hop around and chirp with one another; he could sit there and watch them for hours (usually does)

despite their contrasting personalities, gold and luv do get along pretty well. gold will watch birds with luv sometimes, and luv will listen to gold ramblings

luv is autistic.. and I thiiink gold has adhd. I think.

luv really enjoys fashion and makeup; tends to grab whoever he can to practice it on (usually nick, he doesn't mind. it's just hard for him to sit still during it)

luv takes care of nick a lot, practically his momma sometimes. makes sure he's eaten, showered, etc. same goes for everyone else in the cabin

luv has a pet dove!! her name is Jenga :) rescued her as a baby and nurtured her back to health. she's a bit rude to chillshot but otherwise she's a sweetie

luv is 5'10 and gold is 5'6 iirc

[fatalled]

[ sms , from cass to kyungseok ]: what do you mean you "fell asleep", i sent that days ago??

[ SENT : 01:58AM to CASSIAN ] -> Oh, wow. [ SENT : 01:58AM to CASSIAN ] -> So, you do answer texts? [ SENT : 01:58AM to CASSIAN ] -> I just have to ignore you for several days? [ . . . ] [ SENT : 02:34AM to CASSIAN ] -> Christ, Cass. I thought we were past this.