#LOOK AT THEM AAAHHHHHHHH

[chthonicgodling]

okay it’s a half second after midnight so I can post this

HAPPYYYYYYYY BEGINNING OF THE BIRTHDAY CARAVAN OF (NOT)TRIPLETS, from June 1st through June 3rd! Beginning with Pyralis today, then Enodia “N” tomorrow on the 2nd, and Celos after that on the 3rd - these three TODDLERS TURN THREE YEARS OLD!!

(CCrumbles into dust and drags you all with me) I know I literally can’t believe that EITHER,

seen here with pile o’ parents and in birthday order: Tory with Py! Chal and N! Maci and (IN HIS DAEMON FORM ) Celos!

ffffffor the uninformed a quick recap on the deal with these three , why tf I keep saying NOTtriplets, for thhhhose of you who didn’t watch this whole debacle unfold threee years agooooo:

Tory was just a few weeks pregnant with his and Maci’s surprise baby Celos when Elysium Drama Update Crisis Mode activated upon Chal and Bel conceiving a VERY surprise baby, leaving Chal pregnant and in utter complete meltdown panic mode. Tory & Maci had newly adopted Chal as their own daughter, Chal had newly switched genders permanently, and Chal had also newly been reckoning with healing from the nightmare situations of her birth parents. Chal’s a mess! Having a baby all of a sudden???? THE MOST HORRIFYING SUDDEN SITUATION FOR HER AND BEL. But Chal didn’t want to abort it completely and when Tory volunteered to adopt this baby too as his and Maci’s own instead, Chal and Bel thought this was the perfect solution.

Furthermore, the gang discovered that once a fetus was immortal, an immortal infant could be grown… anywhere at all, y’know, the so called ✨Dionysus method✨ With Chal panicking over being pregnant as well, Tory volunteered to carry this baby as a physical twin to Celos once able and throuhh the help of childbirth goddess Iliythia, they moved the baby over and TORY carried her to term. As time went on Chal cautiously warmed up to being semi involved in this baby’s life maybe - she and Bel even named her when Tory suggested they do so, thus Enodia.

Tory was super overdue with these babies and then like a week before he was finally induced, Ilithyia finally noticed that the constantly squirming mass of limbs she’d been clocking as Celos was… ACTUALLY TWO BABIES. Tory had been pregnant from the get go with his and Maci’s TWINS, and chucking N in there had created TRIPLETS. The two of them can each shift into weaselly daemon form and it had been hard to keep track of them! Thus, last minute surprise of all surprises- PYRALIS.

Tory was in labor with the triplets for three days (💀) hence, above, and. Well.,, when Chal and Bel actually met N face to face, Chal fell so completely and unexpectedly in love with her. They spent more time around her…. With her……… finally, after a few months, they sheepishly approached Tory about being involved in N’s life as her parents in some capacity. Tory did them one better, and entrusted her just fully into their care completely 💞

and they all lived happily ever after! almost literally over the next 3 years Chal has barely let go of N ever ever ever haha

this is all significantly less dramatic when you remember they all live in One Big Palace and we’re talking about moving like, one room down the hall. WELL! An extremely convoluted background to arrive just at the same point as if all that hadn’t even happened in the first place. It’s okay we love our weirdo wombmate kids. This all sounds like it could make some kind of great Greek myth some day fgfkkfkg LIKE,,

Tory, best of all time forever, belongs to the hiatused @fenixethekid ; all these other guys are mine! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR BABBYSSSSSS

[gunsatthaphan]

😩😭.

[ennuidays]

Nevermind i jerked off and dont feel as impulsive 👍I STILL CANT SLEEP

[great-master-airplane]

you are hereby cordially invited to the meat bun meeting.

Honestly, this seems like a private affair, so I'm happy enough to observe from afar ;w;

(Also I'm not actually convinced that Hua Cheng signed off on this invitation.....)

[coff-beans]

More people need to see this, absolute masterpiece! <3

Journey to the West is extremely funny and my arm hurts now

Chapters 2 and 3

[magicandmundane]

Currently rotating the reunion scene from ep4 around in my head like a rotisserie chicken (as one does), and there’s one thing that’s really standing out to me.

Hunter didn’t immediately step outside when that stolen freighter landed.

He and Wrecker have crossed the galaxy 5 times in almost 6 months, dead end after dead end, disappointment after disappointment. It’s got to be soul crushing, and then out of fucking nowhere they get a transmission telling them to go to that moon where they dropped supplies for Ryloth that one time, something Omega surely remembers, so it can’t be a coincidence, right? But it’s just too good to be true. No planning a prison break? No Hemlock? She just made her way back? What are the odds they’re being tricked?

So Hunter waited because he couldn’t stand to face the disappointment himself. (And Wrecker goes out there because he’s still hopeful and excited.)

Imagine the two of them on the Marauder as that ship lands and the stairs come down. Wrecker goes to the door and notices that Hunter is still sitting and typing something, and asks, “Are ya coming, Hunter?” And Hunter just looks at him and says, “Yeah, in a minute.” Wrecker gets it and doesn’t push (emotionally intelligent Wrecker ftw).

Then Hunter listens as Wrecker shouts, “Now there’s a sight!” And with those enhanced senses (who knows, that’s been dodgy at best this season) he probably hears Omega say, “Wrecker! I knew you’d show up.”

And then, he takes yet another moment to collect himself because holy shit it’s real this time, she’s really here.

Finally, Hunter goes out there, skips a bunch of stairs, and gives his kid the biggest hug.

And I just aaahhhhhhhh it’s so good! So intentional! I’m going to be thinking (translation: crying) about this for a long time.

[smolandweirdwriter]

I read your Gorgug&Adaine post and I just cant stop thinking about them. mostly about rage tbh & how gorgug's rage is always about protecting other people & adaine's furious fist protecting her and aelwyn and aaahhhhhhhh. yknow? anyways I wanna read your thoughts on it!!!! (if u dont mind)

Gorgug’s Rage has always been, first and foremost, a means of protecting his loved ones. Adaine’s rage has always been, first and foremost, a means of protecting herself.

To both of them, Rage is tied to cruelty. But to Adaine, rage is a product of cruelty, not the cruelty itself. Rage is, effectively, the only option, and anger at that being the only option, and so the cycle goes on and on. Because if people were kind, you could be kind back. But since they are cruel, do you want to duck your head and wince as they hurt you again and again and again? Is that any easier? Any better? What if you show them that they’re being cruel? What if you hold up their wrongdoings and say look at it? Will they listen? Will they look? No, no, no, they won’t, they’re not, they’re wrong they’re wrong they’re wrong and it makes you so angry. So maybe it’s another form of submission. Of not being good enough, of molding yourself into the stubborn, rebellious, monstrous thing they tell you you are. So maybe it’s just the only option. Maybe it’s the one that hurts the least. Or the most. Maybe you’re not sure. Maybe your rage is coming from the fact that you know this is wrong, that there should have been thousands of other options, that you could have been kind and instead you are this.

 And sometimes rage just feels good. Sometimes it’s not very noble. Sometimes it’s you hurt me I hurt you you will never hurt anyone ever again. 

To Adaine, rage is justice. It is taking what has been done to you and throwing it back at the person who hurt you. It is saying this is what you’re doing do you see it now? do you see this is what you are teaching me this is what you made me is this what you want? are you proud of yourself? (are you proud of me?)

And that’s what really solidifies it to Gorgug. That maybe what Porter’s doing is wrong, isn’t fair, and maybe he’s trying to mold him into something—but maybe Gorgug can take the pieces of the person someone else wants him to be and choose who he is.

Rage can be good. Rage can be about helping your friends, and yourself, and justice, and everything. Rage can be about looking someone in the eye and saying you did this to me, look at who I am now, I am better than what you wanted and that’s okay.

And maybe the byproduct of doing that is a dead body. Oh, well.

[saturnnutcracker]

AAAAHHHHHHHH MY BABIES!!!!!!!! YESSSSS THANK YOU IT HAS BEEN A PLEASURE FOR THIS DRAWING!!!!!!!

Artfight Attack # 5 Now is the time for our dear @saturnnutcracker , who did a lovely comic of Ajax with Ben, and I responded with this attack!Adding Ivan cause is always nice to draw the boy

[fwitoley]

The Dragon Prince Thoughts 6x09 - Stardust

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“I called her my ‘unicorn’”

Okay why the FUCK are we starting with a villain backstory that I already know is gonna end horribly because he’s talking about his daughter in past tense

*mentally preparing*

*dEEp sigh*

*grabs tissues* Okay here we go

“Her name was Leola”

THE LOVE IN HIS EYES UGH—

ALSO leola’s last wish? The starr???

Woah runaan what happened to you—

It’s like ttm when the other moonshadow elves were in their phantom forms attacking rayla

Oh wait why aren’t tiadrin and lain like that—

Ooh maybe cuz runaan and the other elves had unfinished business maybe rayla’s parents were at peace when they died

That is a BIG BOOK what—

OMG SO THE CUBE DOES DO STUFF

I wonder what that book is and where it is now

“There is proof. A witness… Anak Arao”

Are you telling me that a little child got arrested for breaking the flow of the universe because a fuckass dragon saw her FLOATING R O C K S in front of a human—

wait if leola gave PRIMAL magic to humans (cuz dark magic didn't exist at the time) is that why callum can do magic???

“If you so choose, you may die alongside your daughter.”

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

WHAT KIND OF MERCY IS THAT

“It was rescued? By who?”

“Me.”

Bro she waited so long to say that lol—

“We love you, Rayla.”

I’m glad she decided to let her parents go

That way they can stay together instead of ripping one of them from death and having them spend the rest of their life without the other

And it’s also like does she choose mom or dad yk this way she doesn’t have to make that choice

“There’s nothing to fear. Close your eyes.”

OMG STOP this shit is wild

I feel so bad for aaravos this is not okay—

he was such a good father he's a completely different person now

istg the dad's in this show L O V E their daughters ugh

THEY FUCKING ATOMIZED HER

NOOOOOOOOOO

Oh look the star on his chest is black and upside down now

So he became the “fallen star” because of Leola’s death

FUCK OFF MERCIFUL ONE

Nah that line official kicked off his villain arc that’s for sure

“Ethari.”

AWWWW STOPPPPPP

The cheezy romance in this show is top tier ugh—

“I’m your daughter.”

GAWD THAT WAS CLOSE

Yuhhh tiadrin and lain were together but ethari’s all alone he needs his husband back 😭

Runaan isn’t done with xadia he wasn’t supposed to die I bet that’s why he was that angry phantom thingy

“He isn’t doing anything for love, he’s doing it for revenge.”

YES TERRY talk her down

Even thought aaravos has EVERY RIGHT to get revenge on those fuckers

YAYY RUNAAN’S BACK

What’s up with the coin why’s callum examining it like that

“Is that…Katolis?”

OOP he found out—

OMG EZRAN FOUND OUT TOO

welp time for the brothers to spiral together in to self-deprecation and blame—

Aaravos getting his anime-girl transformation

Omg he’s hERE aaahhhhhhhh

OH MY GOSH HE’S HUGE

WHAT

Why’s he so HUGE now wtf—

He wasn’t that huge in the flashback—

Oooooohhhh my gosh—

Oooooomgggggggggggg the shock factor in this season was C R A Z Y. Aaravos is out and he’s ready to wreak havoc that is def gonna be interesting. I get the feeling Terry’s gonna join Team Zym because he’s not so invested in aaravos’s plans and whatnot and i think he’s gonna wanna try save claudia. Callum is gonna FLIP OUT when he finds out that aaravos is out and he took the candy to the starscraper that’s gonna be bad. And EZRAN TOOO we never see ezran so worked up like we did this season and i’m scared and a little curious to see how he’s gonna be now that katolis is pretty much destroyed. But hey only 3 months until s7 :P

[mintytealfox]

lolol just had a thought for my Anastasia AU :P

If the fact that Orpheus and Alice used to play Orpheus and Eurydice together when they were young, that I found on the wiki, is true, what if...

What if Alice roped young Norton into their game and had him play as Hades? Put on fake, manacial villain façade and carry her bridal style down the hallway to be chased by Orpheus all over the mansion? 😊

God, I feel like that would be such a cute image and memory that Norton and Orpheus would look back on fondly, those days in paradise where they didn't have to worry much as kids 😔

I THOUGHT I RESPONDED TO THIS ALREADY CAUSE I LOVE IT SO MUCH SO MY SHOCK WHEN I SAW IT STILL HERE OH MY OGGHHHSSSSSS

-RAPIDLY TYPINNGGGGGGGGGG-

THIS IS SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE ACTUAL BABIES BEFORE REALITY HITS AAAHHHH 😭😭😭😭

I am getting this image of it turning into a glorified race where Orpheus and Norton end up taking it way too seriously and are actually running with all they have trying to beat the other to get to Alice LOL So Norton can keep Eurydice in the 'underworld' and Orpheus running so he can take her from the underworld, of their imagined story they are playing LOL

The two just running and throwing everything they got at each other LOL

Norton: "ALICE IS STAYING" Orpheus: "ALICE IS LEAVING WITH ME" -Norton throws big pillows in Orpheus's way- -Orpheus throws a big ball at Norton-

a full motion picture to behold through a child's eyes LOL

Then, like you say, Norton winning and running away with her as Orpheus now has to chase after them IM DYING LOOOL

(Honestly, imagine if da capo all knew each other before the world whacked them all to a pulp ;; )

GOSH I LOVE HAPPINESS AAAHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[starknife-starmimi]

I have a headcanon that Mimic has a habit of wrapping his tentacles around Starline, and they're slightly sensitive to touch.

One night, they were both lying in the same bed. Mimic seemed asleep, while Starline was peacefully reading. Suddenly, without realizing it, a tentacle had wrapped itself around his arm, and by the time he paid attention, most of them were gently holding him. Without thinking much about it, Starline kissed one of the tentacles. The effect was immediate; Mimic jumped in fright, and he might have even fallen out of bed.

—Why the hell did you do that!? —said Mimic flustered.

—You didn't like it? —Starline asked calmly.

—That's not the point, dam it! —he growled, annoyed, his tentacles looking restless.

—Did you like it or not ? —he asked curiously.

Mimic fell silent, his gaze drifting anywhere but at Starline.

Starline sighed in disappointment.

—I apologize. I won't do it again —he added, then sank back into his reading.

—I didn't say that… damn it, Starline.

Sorry, my English isn't great. My native language is Spanish. I love this couple, so I decided to write a little headcanon 💖✨ I'll try to contribute a little more often, as I said I love this couple and I love your writing.

YES! YES! YES! What's even better is this could happen if Mimic is actually asleep due to the nature of their tentacles. I just aaahhhhhhhh

I love this ship very much, and I am flattered to hear that you enjoy my writing! I enjoy your contributions to the ship, but don't feel obligated! We are all just having fun here ^-^

Also, there is no need to worry about English not being your first language. I do know some basic bits of Spanish, but I am also generally patient with others!

[gurugirl]

Oh I forgot to ask one thing. Did he stalk her before or did he stalk her that day only? Like he planned a date, that too on valentine's day, when he got ready he was thinking about her and how he didn't want to go on a date with someone else so he searched her up and found her insta, cancelled the date and went to see her? Is that what happened or did he like stalk her regularly and this was the day he cracked?

Also like him not wanting to touch anyone else and bith of them not being with anyone else after their first night and him being secretly happy that the condom box was full....like aaahhhhhhhh. They're doing things to me that I can't even explain

I'm thinking that he did look her up before he went to get her at the club. He was probably checking her socials once he found them (maybe he waited like a week or two before looking) and then planning a date with someone else might have kind of triggered him into thinking -what I am doing? So he took a chance to go find her and talk in person and give it one more shot to see if she was interested or not.

And yes! They were still into each other and didn't really want to date around - but of course, 2 months isn't all that long and Harry probably doesn't date much anyway. And he was def happy to see her box of unopened condoms 🤭

Thank you!! So glad you liked it! I also saw your reblog! I'll be responding to your kind feedback later on. I really appreciate you babe!

xoxo

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Ope??

Discord?

Oh gosh :O

Okay okay

Ohhh (the - from the promo) robberies :OO 😳

Oh gosh o.o

Discord for that is insane lol

Just so funny to me xD

Oope gosh O.O

"Well, you know" lol

Dang yall

I see the skull themed interesting

Bro why'd you take your mask down 😐

?

:OOO

Hi Athena :DD!!

LOL iconnn

She's iconic 🥰🥰

AYYY nice guys :DD

Loll yup!

Dang that solved quickly

Ohhh that okay :OO don't know who he is :))

Ahhh rip :/

Lol, yeah

Nice, Athena :DD!!!

Hmm maybe, but I doubt it

Is he the owner lol

Ooopee noope it's him isn't it :o

Ooogh

YEP LOL

Niiiice Athena :D

Nahh she's bluffing- yep lol

GO GO GO

OH NO

Athena are you okay DD:??!

Is she-

Oh nope not bluffing D:

Oh gosh :((

AAAHHHH HEY GUYS

Hi Maddie 🥰🥰

Hi Chimney :DD

Hi Buck 🥰🥰!!

NOOOO STOPPPPP HE SEEMS SO SADDDD

Uaaaaghhhhh literallyyy 😭😭😭😭🥺🥺💔💔

And if I die? What then?

I love the angst but man 😭

BRING MY BOY BACK

Oope because she's pregnant :o :D!!! 🥰

And they haven't told him lol

Yeahh :DD

Oogh nice that sounds delicious

?

UAGH

NOOOOOO

At least we said his name but 😭😭😭😭 I'm actually gonna lose it, not okay

STOPPPPP I'M NOT OKAYYYY 😭😭😭😭🥺🥺💔💔

JUST CALL HIM PLEEEASE :'))))) 😭😭

Oh gosh more lol 😭 xdd

NOOOOO STOPPPPPPPPP HE'S WANTING TO CALL HIM SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺💔💔💔❤️❤️💔💔

JUST CALL HIM!!!!

I'm actually gonna lose it guys :'))

Maddie like uhhh

Yeah I agree with Chimney, that seems like vibes xD

NO IT'S GREAT

Don't you tell him what to do 😭

I mean it's better than like not eating or something xdd

Ay??

YO THEY BROKE UP LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO CALM D O W N 😭😭😭

I mean I guess?? Like depending on if it goes too far but it's literally been a week (probably a liiiittle bit longer lol)

Oohh ayyy

Ahhh no the smell lol 💀

Yeppp xD

Ah true it isn't

Ahhh he's gonna know- YUP LOL

AAAHHHHHHHH YESS IT IS 🥰🥰🥰

I love them so much guys <333

Aahhhh (aah not awh) them 🥰🥰

Aww Buck :(( it's not personal

LOL yeah 💀

And that honey :')) you can see why they would, though it's probably more just not telling people yet

Ope wait :O 🥺

OHH okay phew :'D YAY

AAAHHHHHH LOOK AT THEMMM 🥰🥰🥰

Awww :'))

😭 sorry thinking about how lonely he is- anyway

Cuuuute 🥰🥰

:O oh hi!!

Oh gosh o.o

OH GOSH THAT'S CRAZY O.O

LOL yeah them sending the 118 xDD

Hi Hen :))!!

Hi Eddie :D!

Hi Bobby 🥰

Oh dang O.O

He was???

WHO LET HIM DO THAT XD

Bruh 😑😑

Okay okay D:

Yayy y'all you got this 🥰

Oh no DD:

PHEW okay he's okay :DD

Nah that how actors be though lol xDD

Okay phew lol

That's crazy y'all lol

Yeah do not let him do that again xD

[pebiejeebies]

PART 8 OF MY CABLOON ANALYSIS! GO TO MY #CABLOON-ANALYSIS TAG TO FIND THE FIRST POST! (Or go all the way down for the link :D)

Sorry blueberry, only one blue devil around here (aka sonic) Stop copying him! !/silly

Ahahahbabsb balloon’s late reaction 😭

Sigh, I feel ya girl, cause, I literally am ya girl,…,,,.. 😞

Babies!! OH SHI—

WOAH!!!! I DIDNT EXPECT HIM TO GET THIS ANGRY WHEN I WATCHED THIS LMAO!!

HOW DID HE GET SO STRONG?!?! — Cabby

Ig this goes both ways, for blueberry, and silver lmao

FOR THE SAKE OF THE GAME!! YIPPIE HAPPY HAPPY (no wait balloon isn’t happy yet GRRRR)

SAME FACE SAME FACE!! How much times is that already?! 

*takes a peek*

THE (I have horrible math and I can’t count more than the number four/ref /vsrs) TIME ?! GOD FUCKING DAMN! THATS.. THATS A LITTLE TOO MUCH..

STOP THATS ALL HE WAS THINKING. THATS LITERALLY ALL HE WAS THINKING. YOU CANT SAY NO. YOU LITERALLY CANT

I’m gonna cry yall they love each other, look at this interaction I’m actually gonna cry

I love their wacky poses here :D

ANOTHER BLUE DEVIL!! GGGGGGGGGGAAASSPPPP!!!

WHAT. he’s thinking, I need to literally sacrifice myself for my bbg! How thoughtful <33 plus, kinda intrigued by how again, he focuses on Cabby rather than Nickel, despite still not being on good terms with both of them, he picks to interact with Cabby!

I’m actually evaporating

My most favorite screenshot so far

LOOK AT MY RAISIN,, look LOOK LOOOKKKKKKKKK!! AAAHHHHHHHH I JUST WNNNANAANDBGEGWGGWGGGDHDJWKKD—

Raisin x Cabinet real

See ya in the next post.. AGAIN.. cause .. 30 img limit.. I’m not angry.. you are………………….

(First post) — (Next post)

[gumy-shark]

rcu gem mention ON A REGULAR THURSDAY…… im gonna pay you a million dollars and also name my firstborn after you because its so wonderful to know people still think about it. and also that in their heads rcu gem is, like, Her Own Character, separate from regular canon gem. because that was the intention!!!!!! i like seriously my delight could not be overstated i was leo dicaprio pointing like OMG THATS ME!!!!! I MADE THAT!!! AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH bc like. rcu gem makes me crazyinsane. like she's bitter she's remorseful she doesn't regret a thing she's lost in the past she's always looking to the future she loved fwhip but not enough to stay for him. and she's just like him in every way except for the ones that ended in them becoming the wizard and the count. AAAAGH SHE'S SO.

[rig-a-rendal]

guys im lowkey fucking freaking out rn i justsaw this SUPER fucked up true crime video about this girl who was in this sorority right back in the 1950s when everything was in black and white? and there were these three sorority sisters who looked freaky asf they wore like white lipstick and they had these big beehive hairdos??? they were like chewing gum and smoking fucking. Cigarettes. and they wore real tight skirts with the slit up the side and party pumps and real tight blouses and pointy bras and like. stuff would stick to them anyway that’s not important their names were donna sandra and laurie REAL TOUGH.

and they’d STAND THERE and SOME GUY would walk by and they’d go. holy shit guys it’s dso fucked up they’d be all like HEY BOB WHY DON’T YOU COME ON OVER LATER AND SEE US HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH and they were really tough and really awful and then this theme music would play that was like DUN! DA DUN! DUN! DA DUN! and also in the sorority there was this weird girl irma munsen? she had like. big glasses real stringy hair really awful she carried her books like this ->. but she was also really smart! she could see around corners and stuff!!! she just had short hair and like. glasses and like pimples and she smelled like food and stuff and she was like. really weird and she had cooties 😔. also fun fact she wore her nylons backwards? which props to her cause that’s Really hard to do lmao.

anyway every time she appeared in the video you’d hear HER theme music you’d hear this:

DUN DUN. haaah chk chk. HEE HOO HA UH. DUN DUN. DUN DUN DUN DUN CAW! caw CAW caw WHEE HOO HA OO! so you knew there was something Not Quite Right with irma.

so everytime the girls would see irma they’d like Tease Her and Taunt Her and Push Her and Tie her to Trees and Give Her Ex-Lax™ - REAL mean to her! and poor irma would walk by and the girls would go LOOK AT YOUR CLOTHES IRMA YOU CANT EVEN GET A GUY!!!!!!! DUN! DA DUN DUN! DA DUN! and irma would say “leave me alone ive done nothing to you DUN DUN. DUN DUN DUN DUN CAW!”

and Every Day All The Time No Matter What. irma’d walk by and the girls would go “irma irma irma stupid ugly irma DUN! DA DUN! DUN! DA DUN HAHAHAHAAHHA!”. 

(hee hoo ha uh irma’s gonna go nuts)

so one day. irma’s walking along and it’s raining guys like it’s POURING and all you can hear are her shoes in the mud going SQULORCH SPLURCH SQUOLCH SQUELCH SHLORK dun dun. dun dun dun dun WHEE HOO HA UH and it’s pouring rain but the rain is stopping right here because it doesn’t want to touch her either 😭. and she’s walking and the girls are in the sorority house and theyve got the music up real loud and they’ve got guys over they’re smoking and drinking and waiting for her to come home and hear DUN! DA DUN! DUN! DA DUN! “””wElCoMe HoMe IrMa”””

whee hoo ha uh whee hoo ha uh DUN DUN. DUN DUN DUN DUN CAW. CAW CAW CAW wHEE HOO HA UH HERE COMES IRMA and the girls are dancing dun! da dun! and her glasses are cracked on one side so you KNOW she’s gonna go nuts real soon. and the three girls tell her to DANCE IRMA DANCE FOR US HAHAHAHA and she runs in her room and she gets a letter opener off of her desk! and she goes to the boys in the girls’ room! and the girls are dancing DUN! DA DUN!!! and irma’s walking DUN DUN. DUN DUN DUN DUN CAW. CAW CAW CAW WHEE HOO HA UH (b/c that’s how you walk when you’re gonna kill somebody) WHEE HOO HA UH and the GIRLS SEE HER AND THEY’RE LIKE OH MY GOD AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and she kills em all