#LOOK AT THEM AAAHHHHHHHH

[chthonicgodling]

okay it’s a half second after midnight so I can post this

HAPPYYYYYYYY BEGINNING OF THE BIRTHDAY CARAVAN OF (NOT)TRIPLETS, from June 1st through June 3rd! Beginning with Pyralis today, then Enodia “N” tomorrow on the 2nd, and Celos after that on the 3rd - these three TODDLERS TURN THREE YEARS OLD!!

(CCrumbles into dust and drags you all with me) I know I literally can’t believe that EITHER,

seen here with pile o’ parents and in birthday order: Tory with Py! Chal and N! Maci and (IN HIS DAEMON FORM ) Celos!

ffffffor the uninformed a quick recap on the deal with these three , why tf I keep saying NOTtriplets, for thhhhose of you who didn’t watch this whole debacle unfold threee years agooooo:

Tory was just a few weeks pregnant with his and Maci’s surprise baby Celos when Elysium Drama Update Crisis Mode activated upon Chal and Bel conceiving a VERY surprise baby, leaving Chal pregnant and in utter complete meltdown panic mode. Tory & Maci had newly adopted Chal as their own daughter, Chal had newly switched genders permanently, and Chal had also newly been reckoning with healing from the nightmare situations of her birth parents. Chal’s a mess! Having a baby all of a sudden???? THE MOST HORRIFYING SUDDEN SITUATION FOR HER AND BEL. But Chal didn’t want to abort it completely and when Tory volunteered to adopt this baby too as his and Maci’s own instead, Chal and Bel thought this was the perfect solution.

Furthermore, the gang discovered that once a fetus was immortal, an immortal infant could be grown… anywhere at all, y’know, the so called ✨Dionysus method✨ With Chal panicking over being pregnant as well, Tory volunteered to carry this baby as a physical twin to Celos once able and throuhh the help of childbirth goddess Iliythia, they moved the baby over and TORY carried her to term. As time went on Chal cautiously warmed up to being semi involved in this baby’s life maybe - she and Bel even named her when Tory suggested they do so, thus Enodia.

Tory was super overdue with these babies and then like a week before he was finally induced, Ilithyia finally noticed that the constantly squirming mass of limbs she’d been clocking as Celos was… ACTUALLY TWO BABIES. Tory had been pregnant from the get go with his and Maci’s TWINS, and chucking N in there had created TRIPLETS. The two of them can each shift into weaselly daemon form and it had been hard to keep track of them! Thus, last minute surprise of all surprises- PYRALIS.

Tory was in labor with the triplets for three days (💀) hence, above, and. Well.,, when Chal and Bel actually met N face to face, Chal fell so completely and unexpectedly in love with her. They spent more time around her…. With her……… finally, after a few months, they sheepishly approached Tory about being involved in N’s life as her parents in some capacity. Tory did them one better, and entrusted her just fully into their care completely 💞

and they all lived happily ever after! almost literally over the next 3 years Chal has barely let go of N ever ever ever haha

this is all significantly less dramatic when you remember they all live in One Big Palace and we’re talking about moving like, one room down the hall. WELL! An extremely convoluted background to arrive just at the same point as if all that hadn’t even happened in the first place. It’s okay we love our weirdo wombmate kids. This all sounds like it could make some kind of great Greek myth some day fgfkkfkg LIKE,,

Tory, best of all time forever, belongs to the hiatused @fenixethekid ; all these other guys are mine! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR BABBYSSSSSS

[gunsatthaphan]

😩😭.

[ennuidays]

Nevermind i jerked off and dont feel as impulsive 👍I STILL CANT SLEEP

[neonganymede]

you are hereby cordially invited to the meat bun meeting.

Honestly, this seems like a private affair, so I'm happy enough to observe from afar ;w;

(Also I'm not actually convinced that Hua Cheng signed off on this invitation.....)

[coff-beans]

More people need to see this, absolute masterpiece! <3

Journey to the West is extremely funny and my arm hurts now

Chapters 2 and 3

[neonpaperlanterns]

Hi! I hope you're having a good time of day!

I was curious if you would be open for a more angsty story with the bestest boy DogDay? Like, they have an encounter with CatNap where Angel gets an open wound that they need to stitch up later. And DogDay can't do anything about it with his hands being too big, so all he can do is comfort his Angel and encourage them? Just him being as supportive as he can be and amazed with his Angel's determination?

It's okay if you dont want to write something like this though! Thank you for your time! Your stories are really good with their captivating nature!

[A/n: So I hope you like this anon. I think I went deeply into the angst.]

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If only

It all happened so fast. One moment you were next to DogDay and the next you were gone. Flung across the rubble as if you were an unloved toy.

And standing in your place was Catnap with his mouth hung open and red smoke spilling everywhere. After years of exposure DogDay had grown unaffected by the worming hallucinations. He knew what was real and at first he assumed what he was seeing wasn’t. 

It couldn't be. 

No matter what you always got back up. You were their shining light, their hope, their Angel. You always got back up. So the fact that you weren’t moving just had to be fake. The slowly pooling puddle of red he was seeing? Trick of the smoke. It had to be. You were fine. He was sure of it. 

His Angel always got back up. 

Always.

But then why did it feel so real? It couldn’t be. It wasn’t. It was the smoke playing tricks on him. Peeling back the layers of his frazzled mind to poke and prod at something new he could be taunted with.

A wheezing laugh made his head snap up. The cat was looking at him. That horrible smile he saw in his nightmares and every fractured mirror was turned towards him. Malice and a sick sense of satisfaction dripped from that grinning face. 

“Is something wrong?” DogDay felt something hot and acidic pool in the back of his throat. 

“Is it them?” His hands are trembling as Catnap moves his gaze over to you. He can’t move his arms as the former Smiling Critter sways towards you. His gait slow and with purpose as those eyes that only held deranged devotion glanced back at him.

“Oh, must not be.” It was said with a gravely snicker a single dirty purple paw rose into the air. It was done so slowly, as if Catnap wanted him to see every minute movement. Even through the dim light and thick smoke he can see the twitching claws that hover over you. 

And you still haven’t moved. Still lying limp as that monster loomed over you. He felt like his heart was going to beat out of his chest at this clear taunt. 

“Are- AAAHHHHHHHH!” A horrendous screech filled the air. Blips of orange were beacons in the crimson fog. DogDay felt himself lurch forward, arms still shaking, as he watched Catnap rear back. A bright flare sizzled in his throat as he stumbled away. 

“Let's go.” Your body slams into his as you shuffle him along. Your grip on him is tight as you take the majority of his weight. He’s reeling as joy sears through him. It was a trick. You hadn’t actually been crumbled beneath that cat. You were fine. He had just been seeing things. Tears pricked along his eyes. He was just so happy. His Angel was okay and had been the entire time. 

And he didn’t want to let go when you stumbled into a supply closet. He wanted to stay in your arms but as you sagged to the floor he noticed something. Pulling away he thought he was still under the effects of the red smoke. 

He had to be. 

Under the flickering lights he saw how your side was soaked with blood. Gnarled slashes marred your skin. 

“What…” Shakily he reached out. He was so sure you had been alright. So sure that it had all been a hallucination. That it had just been Catnap messing with him because he found a new weakness to exploit. But it hadn’t been. 

DogDay doesn’t know what to do. He is just as useless right now as he was when you had been lying there. 

“We shouldn’t stay here too long. I’m sure Catnap is going to be very upset when he recovers.” You're fumbling around the closet, pushing and moving things around. He wants to help you but he can’t. 

“Hey, are you still with me?” A hand is placed on his shoulder. It startles him and he lists backwards. But you don’t let him fall. Your arms wrap around him, steadying him.

“DogDay are you okay?” You sound so concerned but you shouldn’t. He’s fine, you’re the one that got hurt! He should be asking you these questions. He should be helping you!

“Angel I..” His voice came out hoarse and warbled. He can’t even speak properly! What was wrong with him? Why couldn’t he help you? Why couldn’t he be there for you? You asked for nothing and he couldn’t even do that! You did everything, all the time. It was always you and he loved you for that. But God he just wanted to do something for you. If only he was a bit more like you. 

Why couldn’t he be more like you? 

Why did he have to be him?

[magicandmundane]

Currently rotating the reunion scene from ep4 around in my head like a rotisserie chicken (as one does), and there’s one thing that’s really standing out to me.

Hunter didn’t immediately step outside when that stolen freighter landed.

He and Wrecker have crossed the galaxy 5 times in almost 6 months, dead end after dead end, disappointment after disappointment. It’s got to be soul crushing, and then out of fucking nowhere they get a transmission telling them to go to that moon where they dropped supplies for Ryloth that one time, something Omega surely remembers, so it can’t be a coincidence, right? But it’s just too good to be true. No planning a prison break? No Hemlock? She just made her way back? What are the odds they’re being tricked?

So Hunter waited because he couldn’t stand to face the disappointment himself. (And Wrecker goes out there because he’s still hopeful and excited.)

Imagine the two of them on the Marauder as that ship lands and the stairs come down. Wrecker goes to the door and notices that Hunter is still sitting and typing something, and asks, “Are ya coming, Hunter?” And Hunter just looks at him and says, “Yeah, in a minute.” Wrecker gets it and doesn’t push (emotionally intelligent Wrecker ftw).

Then Hunter listens as Wrecker shouts, “Now there’s a sight!” And with those enhanced senses (who knows, that’s been dodgy at best this season) he probably hears Omega say, “Wrecker! I knew you’d show up.”

And then, he takes yet another moment to collect himself because holy shit it’s real this time, she’s really here.

Finally, Hunter goes out there, skips a bunch of stairs, and gives his kid the biggest hug.

And I just aaahhhhhhhh it’s so good! So intentional! I’m going to be thinking (translation: crying) about this for a long time.

[maxiroff]

I guess your not who I thought you were ~Natasha Romanoff

Summary: Reader is bullied in school and Natasha asks her to tutor her. They fall in love but is their relationship really as good as reader thinks and what happens when Natasha is put in the spot?

Ps. It’s a shit summery but it will have to do.

Paring: Popular Natasha x bullied reader

Words : 1756

Warnings: ANGST , bullying- mentally and a bit physical, self hatred, eating disorder, talks of suicide, self harm, no happy ending

Note: This is my firs time writing angst so it’s not that good and it’s kinda rushed. And again English is not my first language so there may be errors and I haven’t proofread it.

It started with you tutoring her in math and in english. You were the nerdy outcast that nobody wanted to be seen around with. You’ve been bullied since you can remember and while you tried not to let the comments get to you, sometimes they just do.

“God you're so fat you should just stop eating.”

So you did. And it worked for a while, until it didn't. Every time you stepped on the scale the numbers seem to go up instead of down and your clothes still seem to sit too tight on your body. As the weeks progressed you got thinner and thinner but it was in vain, the comments didn't seem to stop.

“You could at least put on makeup, it's no wonder no one wants you.”

So you did. You bought everything your money would allow, foundation, concealer, mascara, contour, a brow pencil and blush. But it didn't matter, you knew that whatever you did it would still be in vain. You would still be the joke of the school. Everyday you hid behind the mask on your face and every time you looked in the mirror as tears streamed down your face you could see how you were slowly fading away.

God why could you never be enough. There was always something wrong with you and the more people said it the more you believed it.

“You’re such a waste of space, you should kill your self no one wants you here anyway.”

They said as one of them bumped their shoulder into yours so hard you were pushed into a locker. Your arm ached as you could feel how tears welled up in your eyes. All eyes were on you, laughing as you ran as fast you could out of there. You could taste the saltiness of the tears upon your cheeks as you ran all the way home. It was all a blur but suddenly you were home, standing in the bathroom looking in the mirror. Your mascara smeared over your face as you tried to wipe away your tears. The longer you looked the more flaws you could see and the louder the voices in your head seemed.

“You should do it, you know they’re right.” “Your a disappointment to everyone” “Stop eating your so fat” “KIll youself” “No one wants you here anyway” “Kill yourself, do it”

“Aaahhhhhhhh, stop, stop, stop” You shouted as your knees gave out and you fell hard to the marble floor. Leaning your back against the tub you tucked your knees up to your body making you as small as possible. Resting your head on the top of your knees you finally let yourself let go.

“Please” you whispered as sobbs wrecked your body. You were so tired, so tired. When would it stop, why couldn't they just stop, you never did anything wrong. Maybe they were right, you would be doing everyone a favor anyway. You slowly lifted your head looking through your blurred vision for your razor blades. When you turned your head to the right you saw them laying in the corner of the tub. With shaky hands you slowly picked it up and brought it closer to your face, admiring it for a second.

If you found a big enough vein and made it deep enough maybe it would do the job, maybe. It was as if you were in a trance as you slowly rolled up your sleeves and brought the razor towards your arm. With a deep breath you dragged the blade in a perfectly straight line across your arm. Small pearls of blood slowly started to develop in the wound. One turned into many and the blood started to drip down on your clothes and onto the floor. That's when you seemed to wake up.

“Ahh fuck what did I do, what did I do, what did I do?” You quietly chanted over and over as you wobbly stood up and made your way to the sink. Panik set in the moment you realized the amount of blood you had lost and saw black dots in your vision for a moment. Fumbling with the first aid package in the cabinet above the sink you got out bandaids, bandages and rubbing alcohol.

Your eyes welled up again at the sting from the rubbing alcohol in the wounds blurring your vision once again. Carefully you wrapped your arm with the bandage and secured it with the band aids. Not your finest work but it worked for now. You made your way to your bedroom just wanting to sleep after the shock of what happened.

When you woke up the next day you had a text from an unknown number.

Hey I know this might be weird but I have been failing a few classes and I happen to know that you have really good grades in them and was wondering if you could help me?

-Natasha Romanoff, in your economic class.

That was almost three months ago now. Natasha was known for being the popular girl in school, always has been. You knew it could be a mistake to say yes given that she was also known as one of the school bullies. Which you knew all too well having been at the receiving ends of some of her comments. But what the hell right, it's not like life could get worse.

And it didn't. In the beginning it was quite awkward but it wasn't that bad. As the weeks progressed you and Nastaha got closer and she asked you out. You almost couldn't believe it but you said yes and it was the best thing that had happened to you. Of course in the beginning of the relationship you were weary of her intentions because of the nature of it. But as time passed you trusted her more and started to open up about your struggles with mental health and your ED. And in return she told you about her insecurities about being out to the school because she was afraid of being treated differently.

You helped each other and you told her it was okay to keep your relationship secret when she asked. Of course it hurt to not be able to hold her hand in school and not being able to walk her to class or kiss in the hallways like everybody else. But if that was the price that came with being with her, it was worth it, she was worth it. Your small but memorable moments were what counted.

For example yesterday it was your guys six month anniversary and when you opened the door for her she stood there waiting for you with a big bouquet of flowers. She also got you your favorite chocolate and she gave you a build-a-bear with a massage saying she loved you build into it. You had set up a romantic dinner for you and put the flowers on the table. Now it was your turn to give her your gift and you were nervous as hell for her reaction.

“Ehh so you know i couldn't really afford anything fancy but i remembered how you said a few weeks ago that you liked more personal stuff. So I made you this necklace, it has both our initials and I have a matching one.” you said as you carefully handed it over to her. You couldn't even look at her because you were afraid of her reaction. The silence was defeating. Why didn't she say anything? Maybe she hated it. Maybe she thought it was ugly, I mean it was home made after all. God this was a bad idea.

“Em you don’t have to wear it-”

“No shut up I’m going to wear it forever, I love it” Your eyes looked up at her shimmering with tears. “Really” You said hopgull.

“Yes really” she put her hand under your chin and kissed your lips softly. “I love you so much my darling. You are the most valuable thing in my life and I’ll wear this as a sign of that.”

You still could not let that memory go as you wandered the halls a few days later.

You knew Natasha said she wanted to keep the relationship private because she wasn't out to the school. And while you knew that might have been true you knew now that she finally was out that the real reason was because she was ashamed. She was ashamed of you. She didn't want to be seen with you. You could hear your own heart crack when you realized that. It hurt but you knew you could get past that because she meant that much to you.

You normally wouldn't talk to her in school, per her request, but right now you didnt care as you got closer to her and her friend group. She had taken off her necklace when she showered at your house and forgot to take it with her so you were just going to give it back. In and out, a quick exchange, barely any words needed.

You could see how her friends sent you weird looks as they realized you were coming in their direction but Nat hadn't noticed you yet.

“Oh look who it is, the freak” they all laughed and Natasha turned towards you. Her eyes immediately widened and you could see the panicked expression spread on her face.

“What the hell do you want?” Came from one of her friends but you just ignored them.

“Emm N-nat you forgot this at home” you said as you slowly inched your hand closer to her showing the necklace. She watched you with a weary expression.

“And why would I want to have that” she said with a serious tone as her friends laughed at her comment and you slowly drew your hand back in shame.

“I would never wear something as ugly as that, it's even uglier than you” this time she laughed along with her friends. Your eyes filled with tears at the humiliation and hurt as you remembered her promise to you when you gave it to her.

“I guess you're not who I thought you were” was the last thing you said as you turned to run away with tears streaming down your face. Throwing the necklace towards a trash can only missing it by an inch making it fall to the floor. How stupid of you to believe she would ever want you as much as you wanted her.

Part 2 here if you want a happy ending instead

[saturnnutcracker]

AAAAHHHHHHHH MY BABIES!!!!!!!! YESSSSS THANK YOU IT HAS BEEN A PLEASURE FOR THIS DRAWING!!!!!!!

Artfight Attack # 5 Now is the time for our dear @saturnnutcracker , who did a lovely comic of Ajax with Ben, and I responded with this attack!Adding Ivan cause is always nice to draw the boy

[smolandweirdwriter]

I read your Gorgug&Adaine post and I just cant stop thinking about them. mostly about rage tbh & how gorgug's rage is always about protecting other people & adaine's furious fist protecting her and aelwyn and aaahhhhhhhh. yknow? anyways I wanna read your thoughts on it!!!! (if u dont mind)

Gorgug’s Rage has always been, first and foremost, a means of protecting his loved ones. Adaine’s rage has always been, first and foremost, a means of protecting herself.

To both of them, Rage is tied to cruelty. But to Adaine, rage is a product of cruelty, not the cruelty itself. Rage is, effectively, the only option, and anger at that being the only option, and so the cycle goes on and on. Because if people were kind, you could be kind back. But since they are cruel, do you want to duck your head and wince as they hurt you again and again and again? Is that any easier? Any better? What if you show them that they’re being cruel? What if you hold up their wrongdoings and say look at it? Will they listen? Will they look? No, no, no, they won’t, they’re not, they’re wrong they’re wrong they’re wrong and it makes you so angry. So maybe it’s another form of submission. Of not being good enough, of molding yourself into the stubborn, rebellious, monstrous thing they tell you you are. So maybe it’s just the only option. Maybe it’s the one that hurts the least. Or the most. Maybe you’re not sure. Maybe your rage is coming from the fact that you know this is wrong, that there should have been thousands of other options, that you could have been kind and instead you are this.

 And sometimes rage just feels good. Sometimes it’s not very noble. Sometimes it’s you hurt me I hurt you you will never hurt anyone ever again. 

To Adaine, rage is justice. It is taking what has been done to you and throwing it back at the person who hurt you. It is saying this is what you’re doing do you see it now? do you see this is what you are teaching me this is what you made me is this what you want? are you proud of yourself? (are you proud of me?)

And that’s what really solidifies it to Gorgug. That maybe what Porter’s doing is wrong, isn’t fair, and maybe he’s trying to mold him into something—but maybe Gorgug can take the pieces of the person someone else wants him to be and choose who he is.

Rage can be good. Rage can be about helping your friends, and yourself, and justice, and everything. Rage can be about looking someone in the eye and saying you did this to me, look at who I am now, I am better than what you wanted and that’s okay.

And maybe the byproduct of doing that is a dead body. Oh, well.

[fwitolei]

The Dragon Prince Thoughts 6x09 - Stardust

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“I called her my ‘unicorn’”

Okay why the FUCK are we starting with a villain backstory that I already know is gonna end horribly because he’s talking about his daughter in past tense

*mentally preparing*

*dEEp sigh*

*grabs tissues* Okay here we go

“Her name was Leola”

THE LOVE IN HIS EYES UGH—

ALSO leola’s last wish? The starr???

Woah runaan what happened to you—

It’s like ttm when the other moonshadow elves were in their phantom forms attacking rayla

Oh wait why aren’t tiadrin and lain like that—

Ooh maybe cuz runaan and the other elves had unfinished business maybe rayla’s parents were at peace when they died

That is a BIG BOOK what—

OMG SO THE CUBE DOES DO STUFF

I wonder what that book is and where it is now

“There is proof. A witness… Anak Arao”

Are you telling me that a little child got arrested for breaking the flow of the universe because a fuckass dragon saw her FLOATING R O C K S in front of a human—

wait if leola gave PRIMAL magic to humans (cuz dark magic didn't exist at the time) is that why callum can do magic???

“If you so choose, you may die alongside your daughter.”

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

WHAT KIND OF MERCY IS THAT

“It was rescued? By who?”

“Me.”

Bro she waited so long to say that lol—

“We love you, Rayla.”

I’m glad she decided to let her parents go

That way they can stay together instead of ripping one of them from death and having them spend the rest of their life without the other

And it’s also like does she choose mom or dad yk this way she doesn’t have to make that choice

“There’s nothing to fear. Close your eyes.”

OMG STOP this shit is wild

I feel so bad for aaravos this is not okay—

he was such a good father he's a completely different person now

istg the dad's in this show L O V E their daughters ugh

THEY FUCKING ATOMIZED HER

NOOOOOOOOOO

Oh look the star on his chest is black and upside down now

So he became the “fallen star” because of Leola’s death

FUCK OFF MERCIFUL ONE

Nah that line official kicked off his villain arc that’s for sure

“Ethari.”

AWWWW STOPPPPPP

The cheezy romance in this show is top tier ugh—

“I’m your daughter.”

GAWD THAT WAS CLOSE

Yuhhh tiadrin and lain were together but ethari’s all alone he needs his husband back 😭

Runaan isn’t done with xadia he wasn’t supposed to die I bet that’s why he was that angry phantom thingy

“He isn’t doing anything for love, he’s doing it for revenge.”

YES TERRY talk her down

Even thought aaravos has EVERY RIGHT to get revenge on those fuckers

YAYY RUNAAN’S BACK

What’s up with the coin why’s callum examining it like that

“Is that…Katolis?”

OOP he found out—

OMG EZRAN FOUND OUT TOO

welp time for the brothers to spiral together in to self-deprecation and blame—

Aaravos getting his anime-girl transformation

Omg he’s hERE aaahhhhhhhh

OH MY GOSH HE’S HUGE

WHAT

Why’s he so HUGE now wtf—

He wasn’t that huge in the flashback—

Oooooohhhh my gosh—

Oooooomgggggggggggg the shock factor in this season was C R A Z Y. Aaravos is out and he’s ready to wreak havoc that is def gonna be interesting. I get the feeling Terry’s gonna join Team Zym because he’s not so invested in aaravos’s plans and whatnot and i think he’s gonna wanna try save claudia. Callum is gonna FLIP OUT when he finds out that aaravos is out and he took the candy to the starscraper that’s gonna be bad. And EZRAN TOOO we never see ezran so worked up like we did this season and i’m scared and a little curious to see how he’s gonna be now that katolis is pretty much destroyed. But hey only 3 months until s7 :P

[mintytealfox]

lolol just had a thought for my Anastasia AU :P

If the fact that Orpheus and Alice used to play Orpheus and Eurydice together when they were young, that I found on the wiki, is true, what if...

What if Alice roped young Norton into their game and had him play as Hades? Put on fake, manacial villain façade and carry her bridal style down the hallway to be chased by Orpheus all over the mansion? 😊

God, I feel like that would be such a cute image and memory that Norton and Orpheus would look back on fondly, those days in paradise where they didn't have to worry much as kids 😔

I THOUGHT I RESPONDED TO THIS ALREADY CAUSE I LOVE IT SO MUCH SO MY SHOCK WHEN I SAW IT STILL HERE OH MY OGGHHHSSSSSS

-RAPIDLY TYPINNGGGGGGGGGG-

THIS IS SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE ACTUAL BABIES BEFORE REALITY HITS AAAHHHH 😭😭😭😭

I am getting this image of it turning into a glorified race where Orpheus and Norton end up taking it way too seriously and are actually running with all they have trying to beat the other to get to Alice LOL So Norton can keep Eurydice in the 'underworld' and Orpheus running so he can take her from the underworld, of their imagined story they are playing LOL

The two just running and throwing everything they got at each other LOL

Norton: "ALICE IS STAYING" Orpheus: "ALICE IS LEAVING WITH ME" -Norton throws big pillows in Orpheus's way- -Orpheus throws a big ball at Norton-

a full motion picture to behold through a child's eyes LOL

Then, like you say, Norton winning and running away with her as Orpheus now has to chase after them IM DYING LOOOL

(Honestly, imagine if da capo all knew each other before the world whacked them all to a pulp ;; )

GOSH I LOVE HAPPINESS AAAHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Ope??

Discord?

Oh gosh :O

Okay okay

Ohhh (the - from the promo) robberies :OO 😳

Oh gosh o.o

Discord for that is insane lol

Just so funny to me xD

Oope gosh O.O

"Well, you know" lol

Dang yall

I see the skull themed interesting

Bro why'd you take your mask down 😐

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:OOO

Hi Athena :DD!!

LOL iconnn

She's iconic 🥰🥰

AYYY nice guys :DD

Loll yup!

Dang that solved quickly

Ohhh that okay :OO don't know who he is :))

Ahhh rip :/

Lol, yeah

Nice, Athena :DD!!!

Hmm maybe, but I doubt it

Is he the owner lol

Ooopee noope it's him isn't it :o

Ooogh

YEP LOL

Niiiice Athena :D

Nahh she's bluffing- yep lol

GO GO GO

OH NO

Athena are you okay DD:??!

Is she-

Oh nope not bluffing D:

Oh gosh :((

AAAHHHH HEY GUYS

Hi Maddie 🥰🥰

Hi Chimney :DD

Hi Buck 🥰🥰!!

NOOOO STOPPPPP HE SEEMS SO SADDDD

Uaaaaghhhhh literallyyy 😭😭😭😭🥺🥺💔💔

And if I die? What then?

I love the angst but man 😭

BRING MY BOY BACK

Oope because she's pregnant :o :D!!! 🥰

And they haven't told him lol

Yeahh :DD

Oogh nice that sounds delicious

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UAGH

NOOOOOO

At least we said his name but 😭😭😭😭 I'm actually gonna lose it, not okay

STOPPPPP I'M NOT OKAYYYY 😭😭😭😭🥺🥺💔💔

JUST CALL HIM PLEEEASE :'))))) 😭😭

Oh gosh more lol 😭 xdd

NOOOOO STOPPPPPPPPP HE'S WANTING TO CALL HIM SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺💔💔💔❤️❤️💔💔

JUST CALL HIM!!!!

I'm actually gonna lose it guys :'))

Maddie like uhhh

Yeah I agree with Chimney, that seems like vibes xD

NO IT'S GREAT

Don't you tell him what to do 😭

I mean it's better than like not eating or something xdd

Ay??

YO THEY BROKE UP LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO CALM D O W N 😭😭😭

I mean I guess?? Like depending on if it goes too far but it's literally been a week (probably a liiiittle bit longer lol)

Oohh ayyy

Ahhh no the smell lol 💀

Yeppp xD

Ah true it isn't

Ahhh he's gonna know- YUP LOL

AAAHHHHHHHH YESS IT IS 🥰🥰🥰

I love them so much guys <333

Aahhhh (aah not awh) them 🥰🥰

Aww Buck :(( it's not personal

LOL yeah 💀

And that honey :')) you can see why they would, though it's probably more just not telling people yet

Ope wait :O 🥺

OHH okay phew :'D YAY

AAAHHHHHH LOOK AT THEMMM 🥰🥰🥰

Awww :'))

😭 sorry thinking about how lonely he is- anyway

Cuuuute 🥰🥰

:O oh hi!!

Oh gosh o.o

OH GOSH THAT'S CRAZY O.O

LOL yeah them sending the 118 xDD

Hi Hen :))!!

Hi Eddie :D!

Hi Bobby 🥰

Oh dang O.O

He was???

WHO LET HIM DO THAT XD

Bruh 😑😑

Okay okay D:

Yayy y'all you got this 🥰

Oh no DD:

PHEW okay he's okay :DD

Nah that how actors be though lol xDD

Okay phew lol

That's crazy y'all lol

Yeah do not let him do that again xD

[pebiejeebies]

PART 8 OF MY CABLOON ANALYSIS! GO TO MY #CABLOON-ANALYSIS TAG TO FIND THE FIRST POST! (Or go all the way down for the link :D)

Sorry blueberry, only one blue devil around here (aka sonic) Stop copying him! !/silly

Ahahahbabsb balloon’s late reaction 😭

Sigh, I feel ya girl, cause, I literally am ya girl,…,,,.. 😞

Babies!! OH SHI—

WOAH!!!! I DIDNT EXPECT HIM TO GET THIS ANGRY WHEN I WATCHED THIS LMAO!!

HOW DID HE GET SO STRONG?!?! — Cabby

Ig this goes both ways, for blueberry, and silver lmao

FOR THE SAKE OF THE GAME!! YIPPIE HAPPY HAPPY (no wait balloon isn’t happy yet GRRRR)

SAME FACE SAME FACE!! How much times is that already?! 

*takes a peek*

THE (I have horrible math and I can’t count more than the number four/ref /vsrs) TIME ?! GOD FUCKING DAMN! THATS.. THATS A LITTLE TOO MUCH..

STOP THATS ALL HE WAS THINKING. THATS LITERALLY ALL HE WAS THINKING. YOU CANT SAY NO. YOU LITERALLY CANT

I’m gonna cry yall they love each other, look at this interaction I’m actually gonna cry

I love their wacky poses here :D

ANOTHER BLUE DEVIL!! GGGGGGGGGGAAASSPPPP!!!

WHAT. he’s thinking, I need to literally sacrifice myself for my bbg! How thoughtful <33 plus, kinda intrigued by how again, he focuses on Cabby rather than Nickel, despite still not being on good terms with both of them, he picks to interact with Cabby!

I’m actually evaporating

My most favorite screenshot so far

LOOK AT MY RAISIN,, look LOOK LOOOKKKKKKKKK!! AAAHHHHHHHH I JUST WNNNANAANDBGEGWGGWGGGDHDJWKKD—

Raisin x Cabinet real

See ya in the next post.. AGAIN.. cause .. 30 img limit.. I’m not angry.. you are………………….

(First post) — (Next post)

[gumy-shark]

rcu gem mention ON A REGULAR THURSDAY…… im gonna pay you a million dollars and also name my firstborn after you because its so wonderful to know people still think about it. and also that in their heads rcu gem is, like, Her Own Character, separate from regular canon gem. because that was the intention!!!!!! i like seriously my delight could not be overstated i was leo dicaprio pointing like OMG THATS ME!!!!! I MADE THAT!!! AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH bc like. rcu gem makes me crazyinsane. like she's bitter she's remorseful she doesn't regret a thing she's lost in the past she's always looking to the future she loved fwhip but not enough to stay for him. and she's just like him in every way except for the ones that ended in them becoming the wizard and the count. AAAAGH SHE'S SO.

[rig-a-rendal]

guys im lowkey fucking freaking out rn i justsaw this SUPER fucked up true crime video about this girl who was in this sorority right back in the 1950s when everything was in black and white? and there were these three sorority sisters who looked freaky asf they wore like white lipstick and they had these big beehive hairdos??? they were like chewing gum and smoking fucking. Cigarettes. and they wore real tight skirts with the slit up the side and party pumps and real tight blouses and pointy bras and like. stuff would stick to them anyway that’s not important their names were donna sandra and laurie REAL TOUGH.

and they’d STAND THERE and SOME GUY would walk by and they’d go. holy shit guys it’s dso fucked up they’d be all like HEY BOB WHY DON’T YOU COME ON OVER LATER AND SEE US HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH and they were really tough and really awful and then this theme music would play that was like DUN! DA DUN! DUN! DA DUN! and also in the sorority there was this weird girl irma munsen? she had like. big glasses real stringy hair really awful she carried her books like this ->. but she was also really smart! she could see around corners and stuff!!! she just had short hair and like. glasses and like pimples and she smelled like food and stuff and she was like. really weird and she had cooties 😔. also fun fact she wore her nylons backwards? which props to her cause that’s Really hard to do lmao.

anyway every time she appeared in the video you’d hear HER theme music you’d hear this:

DUN DUN. haaah chk chk. HEE HOO HA UH. DUN DUN. DUN DUN DUN DUN CAW! caw CAW caw WHEE HOO HA OO! so you knew there was something Not Quite Right with irma.

so everytime the girls would see irma they’d like Tease Her and Taunt Her and Push Her and Tie her to Trees and Give Her Ex-Lax™ - REAL mean to her! and poor irma would walk by and the girls would go LOOK AT YOUR CLOTHES IRMA YOU CANT EVEN GET A GUY!!!!!!! DUN! DA DUN DUN! DA DUN! and irma would say “leave me alone ive done nothing to you DUN DUN. DUN DUN DUN DUN CAW!”

and Every Day All The Time No Matter What. irma’d walk by and the girls would go “irma irma irma stupid ugly irma DUN! DA DUN! DUN! DA DUN HAHAHAHAAHHA!”. 

(hee hoo ha uh irma’s gonna go nuts)

so one day. irma’s walking along and it’s raining guys like it’s POURING and all you can hear are her shoes in the mud going SQULORCH SPLURCH SQUOLCH SQUELCH SHLORK dun dun. dun dun dun dun WHEE HOO HA UH and it’s pouring rain but the rain is stopping right here because it doesn’t want to touch her either 😭. and she’s walking and the girls are in the sorority house and theyve got the music up real loud and they’ve got guys over they’re smoking and drinking and waiting for her to come home and hear DUN! DA DUN! DUN! DA DUN! “””wElCoMe HoMe IrMa”””

whee hoo ha uh whee hoo ha uh DUN DUN. DUN DUN DUN DUN CAW. CAW CAW CAW wHEE HOO HA UH HERE COMES IRMA and the girls are dancing dun! da dun! and her glasses are cracked on one side so you KNOW she’s gonna go nuts real soon. and the three girls tell her to DANCE IRMA DANCE FOR US HAHAHAHA and she runs in her room and she gets a letter opener off of her desk! and she goes to the boys in the girls’ room! and the girls are dancing DUN! DA DUN!!! and irma’s walking DUN DUN. DUN DUN DUN DUN CAW. CAW CAW CAW WHEE HOO HA UH (b/c that’s how you walk when you’re gonna kill somebody) WHEE HOO HA UH and the GIRLS SEE HER AND THEY’RE LIKE OH MY GOD AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and she kills em all