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[waitmyturtles]

[superfluouskeys]

AO3 fic stats meme!

tagged by @thevikingwoman !

rules: give us the links to your fics with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the fewest words.

Most Hits: The Prisoner | Sleeping Beauty (1959) | Maleficent/Aurora | should technically probably be M rated but idk it's a very high T | 250k words

Did not need to check LOL

Second Most Kudos: THE PRISONER LOL

Songbird actually has more kudos than Prisoner! This is extremely funny, do not read the prisoner it is not fit for human consumption

Third Most Comments: luminescence | Final Fantasy XIV | Various ships, various ratings, written for FFXIVWrite | 72.6k words total

Absolutely bless the ppl who read my slow descent into madness when I did FFXIVWrite--that's one of those times where I can really see a huge improvement in my writing after that month!

Fourth Most Bookmarks: IM SCREAMING. IT'S THE PRISONER [DRAFT 2]

DO NOT READ THE PRISONER.

Fifth Most Words: Songbird | Sleeping Beauty (1959) | Maleficent/Aurora | T | 39.5k words

This is a much saner fic than the Prisoner, and I'm extremely proud of the ending especially. It has some style issues in the beginning and middle just bc it took a long time to write.

Fewest Words: never meant to fall | Once Upon A Time | Ursula/Cruella, referenced Regina/Emma | rated G for whatever reason | 536 words

I forgot about this one LOL, I was thinking it would be one of my short Dragon Age fills that's around 700 words. I also don't know why this has so many hits I sincerely doubt it's very good.

please i am so serious if you're like hm ik she writes fic i wonder if i should try reading any of it, PLEASE, do not start with the prisoner it is literally just 250k words of trauma processing sdknjfnjkkjnfknjf

Tagging: @thepapernautilus @eemamminy-art @yourlocaldisneyvillain @quinnthebard @delirious-comfort if you want to! i cannot think of anyone else I know who writes fic off the top of my head pls feel free to do the thing and pretend I tagged you!

[club-penguin]

today I was cutting a pork bun for my friends and I and my one friend said "Wow you're such a good cutter!" and I was like

[cantstopgasping]

WHAT THE FUCK 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

[waitingforminjae]

ukiss ot10 cb june 2022

[superchat]

im wondering if elden ring has references and inspirations to annihilation/southern reach series

annihilation mentions a crab with a human face on it, the face of one of the past expedition members. meanwhile the crabs in elden ring above godwyns corpse are mutating to have his face on their backs

godwyn himself feels like hes inspired by the crawler to me. underground, infecting the entire rest of the land, passively and clear without reason, maybe instinctevly? but also he seems to be a horrific mix of biology. between clams, fish, man, flies, and treeroots, hes become this mash of concepts. just touching him could implant death in you

the mimic tears themselves feel like a very direct concept. annihilation has several instances of people being copied

the erdtree itself too seems to follow the same idea of annihilation. in annihilation, a meteor crashes on earth and whats in the meteor begins to warp and change the world around its range growing more and more, everything under its gaze is not immune to it

its heavily implied that the erdtree itself crashed into the lands between, and from this, it began to take over (with the help of marika). the greater will wants nothing more than to expand its control over the land and bend those to its will.

thematically too, the erdtree is kind of like a lighthouse, right? visible from all of the lands between shining its light, it serves as a reminder and as a reference point to its inhabitants

[softly-n-sweetly]

kinda wanna lick and tease the top of someone's dick while they pee

[nachtwandeling]

,

[godisaboutasrealasthisdick]

AND OTHER LIES IVE BEEN TOLD

deleting my old messages with them (like a normal person) and i genuinely find it so funny how naive i was

this one aged terribly

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[luckiestblock]

hermitcraft season 6 was five years ago..................?

[ruinikaido]

Kind of want to kill this personLol

[communistmarktemple]

oh shit i forgot i said this lol. well i’m EXTRA not allowed to say it anymore because on like. reflex i told tk to kill himself when i was stressing and apparently telling your boyfriend to kill himself is a “bad” thing to “do” so. i’m not allowed to engage with suicide jokes at all anymore.

i’m not allowed to say i wanna kill myself because lav says that’s “bad” for our “mental health” and i’m trying to “not” “antagonize” “him” so ive resorted to saying i wanna rip out and eat my organs and apparently that’s fine

[celabi]

Would Scara let you peg him? Omg imagine tying a cute little pink ribbon around his cock while fucking him dumb 🥰 he’d be letting out high pitched moans when he cums

-🔪 anon

Id say if it was ever brought up he’d be a little hesitant, he already had abandoned all his morals by worshiping you, and now you want to stick something up his ass? Yeah uh… let him think about it.

it’s a 50/50 situation, on one hand, he wants you to do anything you could ever want to him— but on the other, he’d be so embarrassed to have you have even more power then you already hold. He wants to be a man in your eyes, and if he allowed you to top him he knows you wouldn’t think of him as such.

I’d say he’d reluctantly agree if you continuously ask him before he’s letting out an embarrassed sigh and slowly pulling off his clothes. Don’t get him wrong, he’d do pretty much anything at your beck and call— but he does have his moments where he has to stop and think.

Does he want to be dominated by the love of his life and potentially enjoy you playing with him, or does he want to make you upset if he disagrees… yeah he already knows the answer to that.

Lolllllllllllllllll he’s watching you with red flushed cheeks when you hand him a cute little pair of cat ears and a tie Aww, so cute 🥺

[bubble-bobble]

apparently 6/9 is vegebul day and in looking up the reason lolllllllllllllllll

[needlesandnilbogs]

fic title ask game, since i know you like doing musical lyrics for titles: "like a handprint on my heart"?

(paging @zipperzapper144 for wicked reasons)

I like For Good a normal amount (narrator: ghaH in fact liked for good too much for their own good) and in the context of the song this is about permanence and it’s ultimately about the way that they still care even tho they’re not on the same side now.

okay so for me the obvious answer is mirrorverse and specifically I really want a mirrorverse pin-lee and bharadwaj relationship fic about the way pin-lee is currently dealing with the aftermath of That Incident (no spoilers here lol) (this is blatantly dangling a lure in front of certain people’s faces). unfortunately I already wrote that lolllllllllllllllll

next most obvious answer is city spies fic lol and I think this is actually what I’d do if I wanted to use this title. I hate Clementine but this would be a very good title for a fic where clementine looks at mother and sees what happened and how he’s never stopped looking for her while he looks at her and realizes she also hated it so much and wanted to give him the kids back

I could also see it as that Monty/Magpie fic I keep threatening certain folk with. This time it’s a tragedy, though:

(MAJOR city spies book 2 spoilers)

Alexandra Montgomery, spy in training. She was Lexi then, not Alexandra. Not Monty, who she will become. And she, in training, meets the coolest person ever. Virginia “Ginny” Wescott, camera geek. Lexi is a computer and math geek, so they get along very well and start dating.

A few months later, they have to split for their first assignment. They keep in touch, of course, but the spark fizzles and the gap between calls starts to widen until it becomes too much.

they meet just once, in the intervening years. Two weeks they both have off. There’s little catching up to do, in the spy world. Too much to keep secret. So they catch up in the only way they know how. They spar (Ginny throws her to the ground and laughs as she tells Lexi of a boxer in Thailand), they play chess (Monty tells of a child her best friend mentors teaching her a new opening), they stay up late to read with each other and occasionally trade the best lines to break the silence.

They don’t talk about work.

The next time they see each other, it’s in a closed room, waiting to be debriefed about the Sylvia Earle. Dr. Alexandra Montgomery, guardian of two of the children caught in the middle, and Virginia Wescott, the famous documentary filmmaker. They can’t acknowledge they know each other. Monty is not supposed to tell her girls she knows the filmmaker, they aren’t supposed to know who the other agent was. Virginia won’t reveal Monty if her kids don’t know.

So they simply talk about the documentaries. Monty’s seen every one of them, but she picks out the one she saw with Sydney and Kat last spring, and another she knows Ginny loves to talk about.

(If they’d talked then, perhaps it would have changed things.)

Monty and her children go to Oxford. Monty brings Sydney and Paris to meet Fletch, her old graduate advisor. She deflects whenever he asks about that girlfriend of hers.

They go to San Francisco. Monty checks out some places on her own. She’s knocked out, a bag over her head and hands tied, and brought to Magpie. She looks up and sees her beloved Ginny, frowning.

Monty never did know when to leave well enough alone.