#LOL sorry I couldn't resist

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Kyoko: Hey, why don't you legit answer a single one of my fucking questions?

Homura: How about I just fucking don't.

Kyoko:

[carewyncromwell]

3 for Jackmon?<3

"No, I'm not being overdramatic!"

referencing Montelimar Bloom @cursebreakerfarrier, Adelia Selwyn @thatravenpuffwitch, and Io Gordon @drinkyoursoupbitch

At the turn of the century, there was no bigger drama queen -- or, perhaps in this case, drama monarch -- attending Hogwarts school than Slytherin house's own troublemaking charmer and dynamic Quidditch commentator, Jackson Knightly. Unlike his dormmates Sebastian Sallow and Ominis Gaunt, Jackson had always been prone to being very flamboyant in expressing his feelings -- he would compliment people he liked profusely, he would sass the hell out of anyone who insulted him with a broad grin, and he would give flowers to just about any girl he met that looked like they needed some cheering up. It was quite frankly unsurprising that most of Jackson's closest companions ended up being those who could successfully rein him in -- most notably, his first and closest friend in the world, Adelia Selwyn; his aforementioned and much more level-headed dormmate Ominis Gaunt; and the brilliant Ravenclaw who would eventually become Jackson's husband, Montelimar "Monty" Bloom.

If one thought Jackson was prone to drama in his younger years, it was nothing compared to when he was in denial about the extent of his feelings for Monty. At one point the sixth-year Slytherin was so upset that Ominis had to recruit his crush Gryffindor Beater Io Gordon to fly up on her broom so she could help him retrieve an incredibly drunk adder from a high branch on the tree next to the Black Lake. (An incredibly drunk illegal adder Animagus, for the record.)

"Merlin's beard," Ominis swore at Jackson in Parseltongue as he carried the adder back to school on his shoulder, "how did you even navigate your way up there in the first place? You look like you can hardly see straight, let alone slither anywhere!"

"Aw, don't be sssssilly, Gaunt, old boy," Jackson hissed cheerfully, giving something of a cheerful hiccup through his fangs. "I t'wasn't doing nothing -- just ccccelebrating with some firewhiskey for Bloom, thass'all...making a wedding toast or two for 'im..."

Ominis wanted to facepalm. "Wedding? For goodness' sake, Knightly -- "

"They make a lovely couple, don't they?" Jackson hissed more loudly than ever, his voice more of a dementedly happy shriek now. "Bloom and Miss Oakessss -- ssssuch a lovely pair -- more than sssssuitable for proper wizarding sssssociety, ssssuch a pretty, bright couple -- "

"Knightly, they were assigned partners for a Charms project, not bloody betrothed," Ominis said exasperatedly. "Stop being so overdramatic."

"I am NOT being overdramatic!" Jackson snapped abruptly out of nowhere.

The adder then flopped down almost comically on Ominis's shoulder, his angry retort flipping over into a way-too-loud miserable moan on a dime.

"'M sssssorry, Gaunt -- hic -- I didn't mean to yell at you...it'ssss just not FAIR...we alwaysssss got to pick partnerssss in Charms, and I don't wanna be with Clopton, he's an abssssolute flapdoodle -- I wanna be with Bloom, I wanted to work with Bloom -- he's my Frenchman, my brilliant Ffffrenchman..."

The snake Animagus trailed off into more hissing, incoherent mumbles under his breath. Ominis brought a hand up to his face, massaging his temple with his fingers.

"You are hopeless," he muttered sourly. With a sigh, he said, "Come on -- I'm taking you to the Prefect's Bathroom and getting you cleaned up."

Maybe dunking his stupid head under some cold water a couple dozen times would help sober this idiot up.

Jealousy Prompts!

[charnauk]

Reed is looking respectfully... 👀

[hinakyuu]

chucky v. pasta, the cherry on top of a very interesting game east 2nd round, game 2 bruins @ panthers 240508

bonus:

[simandy]

Most special girl in Faerûn

[floweryomi]

all hail Firelord Zuko

[la-muerta]

Part Two video edit of Li Lianhua, Private Eye

(part one video here | matching gifset here]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

"arcane lol"????? does this seem funny to you???

[gladiatorspxrked]

✠ » @dragvnsovl || continued from x « ✠

❝ Steamtrack pulled back away from his audial, humming with a light smile, her thumb brushing over his cheek as her helm tilted to the side. Her optics trailed over his face, taking in his flushed expression - she almost giggled at how it was so easy to see how he was imagining what she told him. Being so attentive...

Her optics widened when she heard the clang, and practically felt him shift in front of her, crossing his legs. She didn't respond to him right away, instead her curiosity led her gaze to see exactly what the cause of the sound was.

Her optic ridge rose, her derma pulling into a smirk, "You think so?" Her gaze lifted back up to meet his again coyly. ❞

[cold-neon-ocean]

one miscalculation

[topnotchquark]

Riding leathers are modern day armour anyway.

[nikrei]

Bruce promised Tim that this time his birthday would be different. Just a normal beach vacation. Then they ended up like this.

Shout out to @bonyfish who took the original pic!

Edit: with the correct version this time oops.

[torra-and-the-toons]

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Bonus points to people who can spot the two references! 

[mangywayway]

Lu Gattu Puzzu: a crazy or otherwise mischievous cat in a certain sense. Although it is most likely a particularly large species of wild cat present in Central Italy, in the local imagination (especially in the Fermo hinterland - Sibylline area) Lu Gattu Puzzu has become an animal known in rural environments as a particularly feline creature violent and aggressive, often guilty of killing roosters and hens more out of blood boiling than out of necessity, which has often associated it with the marten. According to others, the word "puzzu" derives from the ability of this large cat to climb out of wells (pozzo/pozzi) thanks to its large and strong claws. Today, cats sightings are a rarity compared to the first half of the last century, also due to the progressive urbanization of rural areas.

That one time that Steve decided to to climb a well ("My ancestors did these for centuries, of course I can do it, Billy!") and got stuck (correction: he wasn't stuck, just too tired to get out of the well alone)

((inspired by that post about eu folklore lol))

[romanticatheartt]

If I had the ability to led on a grown ass man (without even doing much) for 5 centuries I'd be proud as fuck, lemme tell ya...

Mor probably...

[vixiak]

SO MUCH SLICK Will: Is it all mine?! Why are you keeping it in the fridge?! Hannibal: It's not all, I added half of it to tea instead of sugar.