#LOL HIS MINION CARS

[atrirose]

JAKE NEVER LIES

[moviecritc]

fearless ⋆ alex albon

pairing: alex albon x driver!reader

summary: your boyfriend and you disguise your relationship as friendship a little too well

warnings: none, just pure fluff

a/n: this is short and maybe a little bit messy, sorry i'm not effortlestly funny

english is not my first language, sorry for the mistakes

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yourusername P3 IN MIAMI RAAAAHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 I LOVE AMERICA SO MUCH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 TF IS A KM I ONLY KNOW MILESSSSSS 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

ps. goodbye goodbye goodbye meme of nowins you were bigger than the whole skyyy

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yourusername btw that's my new gf flavy, sorry ocon she's mine now 👰👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

flavy.barla 💋👭 estebanocon wait what did i miss yourusername nothing you can leave actually

user1 SHE'S JUST IN ANOTHER LEVEL

user2 best driver in the grid fr user3 nah she's talentless user4 she literally made a podium yesterday you prick

alexalbon wHAT ON EARTH IS THAT PIC

yourusername shh you look wonderful albono alexalbon i look like a minion yourusername AHAHAHA IT'S TRUE YOU'RE KEVIN alexalbon who's kevin yourusername ... a minion alexalbon why d'you know the names of the minions? user5 nah alex you left her speechless

charlesleclerc congrats on your podium, y/n!

landonorris i appreciate the effort 😅

yourusername ANYWAYS IT'S TECNICALLY NOWIN(S) SO IT'S STILL UPPPP landonorris oh lord

user6 i'm actually so jealous of the friendship of alex and y/n

user7 i'm new here someone explain me the lore plss user8 so y/n and alex have known each other since literally always? they started karting at the same age and were teammates in f2, then they got into f1 in the same year. they've always been super super close, they even shared an apartment in london a few years ago. and basically when they're around each other is a complete chaos, that's why they don't do media days together so often user9 their gossip sessions in media days back then >>>> user10 omg yes i'll never forget when alex almost choke on water after y/n told him she wished he was bald bc she didn't like his bleached hair LMAOOO

scuderiaferrari Let's go!!

user11 anyone else noticing the flowers

user12 not this again, they're probably from her mother, she always receives flowers when she's in the points 🙄 user13 the audacity of these people user12 i swear they try to link her to any guy she interacts for 0.5 secs

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[caption: i might be a minion but she's a freaking gremlin @yourusername]

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yourusername you're dead. you're so dead

alexalbon i love you babyyy 😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰

yourusername i don't. i'm going to make you eat all the flowers

alexalbon y/n you're so mental for your height. like, so many anger inside of you

yourusername yeah it's true 😞 i'll get even with your minion face

alexalbon ok from now on we're just seeing each other in public spaces. i love youuu byeeeee 😇😇😘😘

yourusername just posted a story!

[caption: YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND ON MY GALLERY AHSHAHQURJFJSHAHD]

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user1 someone get this girl a pr manager 😂😂

alexalbon Y/N L/N-ALBON.

yourusername lol what. if that's your way of asking me to marry you... dude you can do it better

alexalbon I WAS TRYING TO BE A COOL BOYFRIEND

yourusername aww. but you're not, and i don't want to marry you you're like my getaway car

alexalbon YOUR GETAWAY CAR FROM WHO?? you barely interact with men

yourusername YEAH BC INTERACTING WITH MEN IS ANNOYING, like look at this. just shut up already

alexalbon WELL OK BYE. LET'S SEE WHO BUYS YOU HIGH QUALITY MOCHIS NOW

yourusername wait albono come back. let's get married or something

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yourusername anyone knows this man?? he's been staring at me the whole flight and asking me if i have bananas

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user1 no bc if alex looked at my like this i would probably fall in love

liked by yourusername

user2 Y/N LIKED??

georgerussell63 oh blimey so here he is!

yourusername george pls take him, he's annoying me with photo of his 275423 cats alexalbon Y/N YOU LOVE MY CATS yourusername yeah ig i have to user3 i'm starting to think that these two have more than a friendship going on

alexalbon just posted a story!

[caption: came threatened but this is actually a blast]

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yourusername alex i'm going to post something don't panic

alexalbon y/n i'm literally by your side tf are you texting

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yourusername woke up today and choose to be fearless. anyways, eras tour with my biiitch <3333 🤩🤩

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georgerussell63 everybody act surprised now!!

user1 OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

user2 this was sOOO UNEXPECTED LIKE WHAT???

user3 ARE WE GOING CRAZY WHAT IS THIS??

alexalbon OMG WHAAAT

yourusername not you idiot you should comment something cute about me alexalbon but you're not cute. actually, at all. you're a fucking menace yourusername minion.

landonorris FINALLY

maxverstappen1 thank god i was getting tired of thirdwheeling

charlesleclerc we all were yourusername oh shut up go kiss or something user4 THIS GIRL-

carlossainz55 congrats, mates

yourusername why are you congratulations us like alex is pregnant or something alexalbon y/n stop

logansargeant you should join us in the podcast the next episode 😊

yourusername OMG YESS I HAVE SO MANY SHIT TO TALK ABOUT ALEX alexalbon pls don't yourusername dw babe i won't!! (logan dm and we record it without him)

[meiluu]

Leon S. Kennedy NSFW Drabble

Plagas!Leon/ Reader(AFAB) *not edited*

cw: SMUT 18+ MDNI

He needed you like he needed air, you were precious- irreplaceable. You were the best thing that ever happened to him and you were the biggest motivator to come back home while he was on his mission in Spain. Death had its bony fingers wrapped tight around him and it was only after he ripped apart Saddler and all of his little minions with their own ‘holy body’ did he finally feel deaths grasp loosen. Leon felt a surge of satisfaction at how he was able to resist Saddlers tries at controlling him, it brought him absolute joy watching as his face twisted up in confusion and anger at how Leon was stronger than him. But none of that mattered, all that mattered was seeing you in what felt like an eternity had passed. Leon had gotten the chance to clean and change his clothes, holding his duffle in his left hand he saw your car pull up into the airport parking. His whole body buzzed in a mixture of excitement and anticipation to what was to come.

Your intoxicating smell filled the air around him, and your sweet whimpers of pleasure were nothing short of a symphony to his ears. God you were so beautiful like this. Covered in his marks along with his cum smearing the insides of your thighs. He had done a good job fucking you dumb, reduced to nothing but moaning mess. This was the perfect opportunity to change you. Leaning down while still keeping his pace of his cock bullying into your cunt, he lets his canines elongate. Finding the spot where your neck and shoulder meet he sinks his teeth in as he feels the walls of your cunt squeezing and quivering around him as you orgasm for the umpteenth time tonight. A shocked cry of pain mixing with pleasure falls from your lips as Leon pushes parts of his plaga into you. A moment passes before he’s satisfied with his work, pulling back he can already see the faint black veins spreading from where he bit you. His own veins darken in response to yours his body trying to call out to yours- even though the process has just begun. “So beautiful, my good girl.” Voice rough with lust, his hands begin to massage and comfort your body while his once burning kisses now turn to soft loving one’s gently worshipping your tired body. Hopefully your transition will be quick- he couldn’t wait to see all of the changes that the plaga will bring to you.

This is kind of a continuation/ alternate version of my other plagas!leon Drabble lol, i am obsessed with this concept. I may write another Drabble that’s actually a continuation of this one, but that is tbd

[octaviousnight]

Been dabbling in creating a fan design of the iconic Transformers character, Soundwave, the vehicle mode was easy to make and the general idea of where I wanted those parts to go on his robot mode were easy but incorporating all of it in a drawing was hard

as for elaborating on some aspects of this design, I wanted Soundwave as one of those high decibel sound system custom cars, I felt it was the best way to keep a sort of music motif in his design without it being the classic tape deck, I made the trunk the iconic "chest door" because the boxy vehicle shape made it organically work which is also where I put his now not on his shoulder "concussion cannon" as the car's sound system

on the subject of the sound system and what's above it on the picture, this and those 5 tires are his tape minions, the tires with a T shape are Rumble and Frenzy (which is which is up to you lol), the two fan shaped ones are Laserbeak and Buzzsaw (I made Buzzsaw the one that stores in the back as the spare tire hidden under the sound system), the black X is Ravage, and the sound system itself if you were wondering why it was so pink and could fold out is because that is Ratbat, being folded into the sound system and doubling as the concussion cannon making him a sort of weaponizer, the idea with my take on the "casettes" were that they store on Soundwave himself and can either detach or in all the tires case can be tossed as a discus projectile towards an enemy, I had a sort of gripe with modern soundwaves that just have them as nondescript rectangles without doing anything new with the gimmick so I reinvented it

This is my first time trying to make a custom Transformers design, this was hard, but I'd like to do more of these as I have plenty of ideas, any feedback in how to maybe design these better figuring out where all the vehicle pieces would be nice too.

[lokissweater]

HIIIYAAAA HOPE YOUR DOING WELLLL

I just wanted to drop a random hc for Mlb!megumi, because I feel like he'd find anything the reader wears to be attractive, which is cute at first, until like it's actually *anything* reader wears e.g one time a younger relative bought her like a minions shirt or something and she didn't want to make them feel bad so she wears it around the house and megumi is just like 'Wait...why she kind of bad...' and is all over her, I do feel like the reader would probably match his freak and is lowkey thr same, but I wanted to throw in my 2cents lol

OKAYY HAVE A GREAT DAY ILYSM<333

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YEEEEEESSSSUUHHHH BRO mlb!megumi actually goes nuts with anything that reader wears and does, because her simply just being her is more than enough to get him riled up and HORRNNYYY LIKE AAA DAAWWGGGG !!

so specified minions shirt, he’d chuckle lowly upon seeing her wear it at first, and without even REALIZING he’s all over her (more than he usually already is)— stuffing his face into her neck and nuzzling his nose in her hair, roaming hands all over her body and tits OOPSIE ! , NONSTOP kisses on her lips and biting her cheeks because his cuteness aggression is going absolutely insane and all he can do is swallow it down hard, compensating by basically suffocating her with silent physical affection and maybe mumbling out that he wants to fuck. 😁👍

AND OF COOURSEEE reader matches that man’s freak because readers fav outfit to see on her man is his BASEBALL UNIFORMMM DUUHHH !!! wants to actually suck him off after every practice and his cheeks are BLAZING when she whispers such a request in his ear in the locker room, eyes down to the floor as he fiddles with his clean pair of sweatpants because jesus does he want her pretty lips wrapped around him, but tortured by the fact that all of his teammates were still here and taking their sweet fucking time changing out of their uniforms…

that doesn’t mean megumi dismisses readers request HOW SILLYYYYY !!! because this man is throwing his clothes on and shoving everything in his locker without organizing or giving a fuck, slamming it shut and ushering them both out so reader could still suck his cock like she wanted… except within the confines of his black slick luxury car and smooth leather seats in the parking lot !!! 😻😻

MEEEEOOOWWWWWW I LOVE MLB!MEGUMI AND I LOVE YOUUUUU ☀️ !! THANK YOU SO SO MUCH FOR THISSSSSS HAVE AN AMAZING DAYY !!

[becauseimanicequeen]

4 MINUTES Theories (Trailer + Teaser)

As promised, it’s theory time!

Since this show is written by Sammon (whose work I love and always have many theories about), it would be fun to write down my theories and see how they hold up throughout the series (and see how terribly wrong I’ve been the entire time, lol).

(And it will help me keep track of my theories, which is great for my terrible memory.)

So, with the trailer, the teaser, and the promotional posters in mind, let’s dive into a summary of the plot we’ve gotten so far before I share my theories.

Plot Summary From the Trailer and Teaser

So far, what I can tell about the story is that Great (Bible) sees 4 minutes ahead of time (obviously). (I’m not sure if it includes moments he wants to see, moments that might have a specific significance to him, or if it’s just random moments he sees ahead of time. I’m leaning toward moments that might have significance to him. Perhaps moments that might help him redeem himself for a past mistake/transgression.)

Great runs someone over with his car, which may or may not have been the trigger for his visions. It could also be one of his visions itself.

In the teaser, Great mentions that the doctor he sees (most likely a neurologist who might shed some light on his condition, considering we’ve seen images of brain scans), is arranging for him to meet with someone who has a similar condition (I have theories about who this might be).

Great also mentions that he often sees a clock that stops at 11.01.

Tyme (Jes) seems to be a doctor of some sort. I don’t think he’s the neurologist Great is seeing for his condition. Instead, it seems like Tyme is talking to a neurologist about someone who sees things that don't exist (which could be Great, but it could also be the other patient with a similar condition).

Then we have some moments of Great and Tyme being together in (what looks like) the countryside.

And then we have flashes of their sexy time, which isn’t only Great and Tyme but other characters strewn in there as well. So, there will be more than one relationship/situationship in the series.

Now, let’s get into the theories.

Theories for Days

The Characters

Let’s start with the characters and their individual posters.

We basically know who Great and Tyme are, and the similar backgrounds in their posters show that they’re connected, so I’ll focus on the others for now before I get into more theories about these two.

Based on the posters alone and the little info we got in the trailer and teaser, I believe Korn (Bas) is the bad guy, which I’m basing off his vibe both in the poster and the short moment we got of him in the trailer, while Title (Jet) might be involved with him somehow. That’s based on their similar-looking poster backgrounds. Also, Korn wears a snazzy suit while Title wears Dolce & Gabbana. I’m leaning towards brothers even though it can be a boss/minion type of relationship as well. They are also the only ones in the posters who are looking to the side rather than into the camera. They’re definitely hiding something.

Then there’s Tonkla (Fuaiz) who looks like he’s standing in front of a target. Is he a hitman or is he the target someone’s aiming at? He’s basically got a target on his back, doesn't he?

Win (JJay) has contrasting colors (red and green) in his background. He might be someone who has to battle with some contrasting, opposing forces (internal and/or external). If they continue with the DFF pairs, he will be involved with Tonkla (but I honestly have no idea if the one JJay is kissing in the trailer is Fuaiz, it's difficult for me to see).

Then we have Fasai (Natty) and thank every fucking higher power that we have a woman in the cast. She’s the only one who doesn’t have red in her background (even though there is a hint of it in the bottom left). Her background is blue (I’ll dive deeper into this below). It looks like water with trees reflecting on its surface, but it could also be a crumbling background that reveals the blue.

Den (Job) is most likely the neurologist based on the brain scans on the background in his poster. So, he and Tyme are coworkers but probably friends as well. I don’t know why, but wouldn’t it be wild if Den has a situationship with Korn? I wouldn’t mind this even if Korn is the bad guy. Den can use that time to infiltrate Korn’s whole life and get inside info. (Give it to me!)

And last, but definitely not least, we have Dome (Mio) who has a blank background. He might be a mystery person operating under the radar without showing his true alliance until the end. He might be the person Great runs over in the teaser and suffers memory loss. Or, he might be Great’s younger brother (just because I want him to be) and the blank background is just there to mess with my head. Either way, I’m keeping my eyes on him.

Another interesting thing about the posters is that they all wear dark or light or a mix of both. Tyme, Den, and Tonkla wear dark shirts, Korn and Title wear dark jackets and white shirts, Fasai and Dome wear white, while Great and Win are the only ones who wear something light mingled with dark.

In Great’s case, he has a dark shirt, but his jacket is in a light color with dark stripes, while Win wears lighter colors but the outer garment is interwoven with darker threads, which pulls it a little towards the gray side.

What’s my conclusion about this? That Great and Win might be brothers and that they will butt heads from time to time. (If I can’t get Bible and Mio playing brothers, Great and Win might be my second-best choice.)

Colors (and Symbolism)

There’s no way I would write about my theories without including my thoughts on the colors, so here we are.

I’ve already written about the black and white clothes in the promotional posters. But black and white show up in the trailer as well, where Great is often in lighter colors while Tyme is in darker colors. I’m sure this means we’ll see Great and Tyme contrast each other personality-wise (perhaps on a moral level as well).

(Others are more well-versed than I am in the whole black/white, seme/uke connection, so I won’t go into that.)

I’ve previously mentioned that water might have some significance in the show.

Water is often connected to the color blue, emotions, cleansing, a natural rhythm, reflection, etc.

There are both positive and negative symbolism connected to practically everything, including water and the color blue. Blue can symbolize serenity (tranquil water) and the unknown (the deep blue sea). Water can also be a source of truth (its reflective surface) and uncontrollable emotions (stormy seas).

I got the feeling that the water connects Great and Tyme. Every time water is shown in the trailer, they are either together, seem to talk to each other, or Tyme calls out for Great.

It might also be that Great (and potentially Tyme) is connected to our mystery lady, Fasai, considering her blue background in her poster. And if I’m to guess, I believe she might be the one with a condition similar to Great's. That’s solely based on the blue in her poster and the woman in that red room with the clock (I’ll come back to this in a moment).

Something is going on beneath the surface, that’s for sure, and I have a feeling the story will get emotional.

I previously mentioned that red also seems to have some significance.

There are the numbers on the elevator, the red car, the red light, a red umbrella blowing in the wind, and even a red room (which I’ll get back to in a moment).

Red is often connected to fire, strength, and passion, but it’s also connected to anxiety.

Red often shows up around Great, especially in the form of light.

It also shows up in this red room where the numbers say 04:00 and (what I believe to be) Fasai sitting on a bed with images of brain scans shining down on her (which includes a light that looks blue, btw).

If that is her, I believe she might be locked up in that room because of her ability to see what happens in the future. For that reason, I believe she has some connection with Korn. She might be his sister. And she might be locked up for trying to stop Korn from doing something bad, or because she didn't want him to use her ability for his own purposes.

But, back to the red…

It’s interesting that red shows up together with clocks more than once, but I believe it’s because Great is anxious about his ability to see 4 minutes into the future. Time has become a source of anxiety for him, whereby the red shows up in connection to time (at least in the trailer).

I also have a theory that the red light might indicate that Great is in a kind of dream world (or entering said world). We see him wake up from a dream in the trailer, and there’s no longer any red in sight, which is in contrast to the image above.

Besides the blue and red, there’s also a lot of yellow in the trailer (especially in all the intimate scenes, no matter which characters are involved), and some green (especially in the countryside scenes with Great and Tyme). (I might, or most likely will, write about these colors in a separate post when the show is airing.)

Even though I don’t have any major theories about these colors right now, I do want to mention them because that means we have the primaries (yellow, red, and blue) as well as green. That also means that we might not only get the contrast between dark and light but also the contrast in temperature. The cold (blue and green) against the warm (yellow and red). Color me intrigued.

Let’s move on to some other theories I have.

Tattoos

I’ve previously mentioned the rune tattoos, which someone in the comments to that post made me aware of are Bible’s real tattoos (and I reacted to that here in a comment that was sent to me about this as well). But I still want to keep those theories a little longer (until they show me the tattoos have nothing to do with the show) because they were displayed so prominently. So, let me be a bit delulu for a while longer until they tell me I’m wrong (and learning from my time with DFF, and still being in the clown car believing Non is alive, you can count on me being delulu about the tattoos even after I’ve been told they have no significance).

Adding to what I wrote in that post, my theory is that the tattoos have something to do with the story. Perhaps they’re connected to Great’s power, perhaps they’re connecting him to another character (maybe Fasai or a possible brother), perhaps they only show up when he’s ahead of time before he’s thrown back again (I know, delulu as fuck, but I choose to be delulu about this).

Great’s Powers

Since my theory is that Korn is the bad guy (who holds Fasai locked up in that red room), he might find out about Great's abilities to see the future, which leads to Great also becoming Korn’s target just like Fasai.

Or, perhaps Great will help Fasai escape that room after finding out about their similar abilities and ends up becoming Korn’s target for that reason.

I think that Great’s powers also have something to do with him seeing the clock get stuck at 11:01.

Something clearly happens at that time (or, at least, it has some significance). My theory is that Great hit the person with his car at 11:01 (or they died at 11:01) and that’s why he sees clocks stopping at that time.

It could also be that his visions start at 11:01. So he might see 4 minutes ahead of time twice every day (because I don’t think they’re using a 24-hour clock).

Someone Will Die/Fake Their Death

Since this is a Sammon story, I’m sure someone will die/fake their death.

There was blood in the trailer (which may or may not have been fatal), a body bag (at least that's what I think it is), and an actual body lying there lifeless (the person Great hit with his car).

And let’s not forget that there are guns involved since we saw Tyme pointing one at a place/someone in front of him.

There’s a high likelihood that the person Great hit with his car dies (Great might try to cover this up, which might trigger his ability to see into the future). But it can also be that they need to fake Great’s death so that Korn believes he’s gone.

Sammon has killed characters before (both to kill them off and to fake their deaths), sometimes over and over again, and she’s done so in different ways. So, perhaps this time she’ll go Pit Babe-style and try out a medically induced death to trick everyone. Since Tyme is some type of doctor, he can probably make it happen (if it is medically possible, of course).

Summary

Those are the theories I have so far. So, let’s recap (I’m adding this summary of all my theories to make it easier for myself to find everything when the show airs):

The moments Great sees ahead of time are moments that might help him redeem himself from a past mistake/transgression.

The car accident is the trigger for Great’s visions.

Korn is the bad guy.

Title is involved with Korn (might be brothers or boss/minion).

Tonkla has a target on his back.

Win is battling some contrasting, opposing forces (internal and/or external).

Den is a neurologist and friends with Tyme.

Den has a situationship with Korn. (Please make this happen! lol)

Dome is a mystery person operating under the radar without showing his true alliance until the end.

Great and Win are brothers who will butt heads from time to time.

Fasai is the other character with a condition similar to Great’s.

Fasai is locked up and has a connection with Korn (who locked her up).

Great sometimes enter a kind of dream world.

Great’s (Bible’s) tattoos have something to do with the story. (Because I refuse to believe otherwise! lol)

Great becomes Korn’s target because he can see ahead of time.

Great hit the person with his car at 11:01 (or they died at 11:01) and that’s why he sees clocks stopping at that time.

11:01 is when Great can see 4 minutes into the future.

Someone will die/fake their death.

Well, if that isn’t delulu, I don’t know what is. Now, give me the show so I can see how wrong I am!

(Is it the 26th yet?)

[grucylover]

Thoughts on DM3. Don’t hate me. 😂

DM3 was not a bad film, I have seen a lot worse and I even went to see it at the cinema a few times. I’d rate it a 6/7 out of ten.

The problem was with it, it felt outdated with an 80s obsessed villian. Don’t get me wrong, I think Bratt is a great idea and I get the concept of it but just maybe with his own film, not in DM.

Aswell, I felt they took a lot of things away from us that were just getting started.

- Agnes sold Fluffy the unicorn though in DM2 she would have screamed the house down if anything happened to him and he was such a big part of the merch. But no, gone, sold to some lil blonde.

- We didn’t see much of Grus freeze-ray nor his tank of a car. - not a big deal but these lil things make the film what it is.

-There was no Fred. - again like the point above. I would have also have liked to have seen Jillian, I thought she was a great and (annoying) addition to DM2.

-Gru didn’t really bother with the girls or interact with any of them, well a part from Agnes. He didn’t even put them to bed like he used to and just left Lucy to do it all. He didn’t really seem supportive of her with her trying to be a mum I thought. If that was my husband I would have kicked his arse lol!

- Margo got engaged to some weird kid and Gru was nowhere to be seen but in DM2 he was this overprotective dad that would have broke his nose or something lol! I know Lucy had it in hand but…..ya know. I wanted to see the overprotective dad mode.

- We didn’t see much of the house which we seen a lot of in DM1/2 and I thought that was such a shame. Why couldn’t Dru just come to Grus house or something lol

- I disliked how the writers wrote out Dr Nefario (we won’t mention the actors name and no one would of cared if someone else was voicing him) but what a lazy way to just freeze him in carbinite. Gru didn’t really seem that upset over it though the Dr had been like a dad to him. Like ?????

- Dru wasn’t bad, it was kinda nice seeing Gru have some male company as if he was down the pub with a mate but I also found it odd they had all of a sudden put on him the temptation to go back to villainy when in DM2 he had that temptation but he wasn’t interested in the slightest. He just wanted to be a father, get a job, get his girl and that was it. Every scene was perfect, the actors, writers etc put all there heart and soul into it and you couldn’t have put anymore into it really, even if you tried. Gru was really at his peak in DM2. Maybe I’ve got it wrong. Idkkkk.

- I didn’t mind the Minions and personally I never do, I think they just add to the film and I don’t find them annoying. I actually liked the prison scene, I thought that was a pretty good idea tbh.

It even felt like at times the animated characters didn’t want to even be doing the storyline in DM3. 😂

3 obviously made a lot of money because everyone was still hyped around DM2 but came out of the cinema or wherever they first watched it empty handed.

Yes it’s ok chucking in a scene here and there with a treehouse or an Agnes and Gru moment to put in some heart but it was almost forced. The writers said themselves they struggled and just wrote for themselves which I found really sad as there is so much you can do with this franchise I think.

I’m ngl, I am a bit nervous about DM4 as I think this will be its last chance to survive but the trailer looks amazing and I’m already won over by the baby Gru Jr. I wanted them to have a baby in DM3!!!!! Really DM4 should have been 3.

Should have rhey aged the girls up. Yes and no. Maybe a bit? Tbh personally, I don’t really care. It keeps there innocence but I would like to see Gru bonding with them again.

It wasn’t all bad though, I liked Lucy trying to be a mom and the animation has definitely stepped up a notch to the point that Gru is pale AF now and they all look a bit different. Aswell the actors, Carell, Kristin did a great job as always.

This is all my own opinion so don’t come at me 🤣.

[jackfrombaskinrobbins]

sam wilson x teen!reader headcanons

type of writing: headcanons / scenario

word count: 634

request: yes / no

original request: omg hi!! i absolutely adore your writing 💕 would you be open to doing some headcanons for sam wilson and a teen!reader? have a wonderful day, love <;33

dynamic: sam wilson x teen!reader

characters: sam wilson, reader

a/n: heh inspiration struck so two in one day it is 😈😈 i LOVED writing this request omg. i'm totally obsessed w/ sam wilson so i was sooo happy this was requested!! ty anon :D

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sam gives such older brother vibes to me

like no matter how old u are he’ll always treat you like a little sibling

well he and bucky both

at this point they’re a package deal

a lot of ur time is spent settling their argument

“hey, y/n. who pulls off this hat the best?”

“y/n!!! pancakes or waffles??”

“y/n tell bucky he’s wrong.”

theres a lot of that LMAO

anyways i feel like he would make u do stuff with him

like fun little adventures

y’all learned to crochet together

and u were pretty good ngl

but poor sam kept missing stiches

you made little frogs and his looked not rly like a frog

but u loved it anyway ofc

the two of you usually do grocery runs together

that’s like high time for ur gossip 😏

i mean guys this is sam wilson

he def knows a LOT of stuff

but he’s really engaged with like ur school & home life

he always makes sure ur ok

he is totally the type to text and call regularly

he would go to ur parent teacher conferences if u needed him to

and then he’d tell u all his thoughts about the teacher after 😭 

he’s rly perceptive with emotions

i mean he was a therapist like what do u expect

but whenever he senses ur down he’ll do something really nice

and like cook u something

bc sam can COOK

like COOK

and he’ll try to make you laugh

which always works because he’s actually hilarious

speaking of he’s so funny on missions too

he’s always talking on the earpieces and like he’ll just say the funniest stuff

and he swears like a sailor JUST SAYING 🤪

he’s so the type to swear in front of you all the time but then the moment u swear he’s like “what did you say 🤨🤨”

also he always is asking u fashion advice

“ok y/n. blue shirt red pants? or red shirt blue pants?”

“sam do you really want to look like one fish two fish red fish blue fish”

“yeah i guess you’re right 😞”

he always acts sad and then the moment you feel bad he’s like “GOTCHA 😜”

also whenever he’s away he’ll send you a ton of pictures

a lot of them are selfies of him and bucky and steve 

and they’re so funny

like he’s not trying to be funny but he literally is like a facebook minion meme mom

oh also no offense to him but he’s an AWFUL driver 😭 

like he goes way too fast and his music is so loud

but he lets u choose it so u don’t mind 🤩

it’s always kind of fun going in the car with him

you always text natasha a picture of u with him in the driver’s seat in the background and you say “if i die u know why”

and she just goes “have fun”

lol

you and him go on runs together

and that’s rly fun

well ok ik running is hard

but as a runner its sooo much more fun suffering through it with someone else 🥳

whenever u run u do that like shareplay thing on spotify

and he always judges ur music like 😑

ok mr “i listen to the same album for like five months in a row”

oh he is so the type to take u on like one on one lunches and stuff

i think that’s smth the avengers would do with their younger members to make sure they’re alright

and he always does it with u bc ur best friends ofc ‼️

y’all are so petty to each other

but u do really think the world of him

and he thinks the world of you too 🫶

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[nonexistent-triangle]

OK A TUMBLR MILESTONE SOMEONE SENT ME HATE FOR THE FIRST TIME

now this may not be the classical anon hate you've come to expect from a tumblr inbox, no this is something far more novel.

ten out of ten hate attempt i love their choice of phrases. the "why are you mentally challenged" definitely sounded real strong in their brain, all like "oh this is gonna trigger them" (and yes i guarantee you hed think of it in those terms). the writer, deep in their vision of Really sticking it to me for whatever perceived offense i've supposedly committed failed to realize that saying "why are you mentally challenged" makes them sound like an a self described anti sjw blog from the depths of 2012, but the thing in messages shifts that timeframe a bit. "you need an education and some logic" girl are you aware you sound like you just emerged from a time capsule designed to preserve what right wing teenage boys from 2018 looked like. bro is sounding like he watches "ben shapiro destroys liberals with facts and logic compilation 32" for nostalgia. i love the minion gif too, its the perfect thing that cap off this up this clown car crash of trying to send me hate. can you imagine him, out there on a brisk 30 minutes after midnight, in bed on a smartphone, having just finished up setting up his new tumblr account, having just written the ask and the message being like. "hm. you know what will make this even more devastating. if i share a post of a minions laughing gif posted online by an a self proclaimed 1970 born war veteran alpha male." (not joking i clicked on it to find where he got the post from and it was . that fucking thing. lol.) in the end this is hilarious, and welcome, in the sense that i got a good laugh out of it. i might print it off and frame it as the first time someones had a good go at sending me hate on tumblr.

[lean-mean-demon-genevieve]

“amazing…*laugh*…beauty…beautiful!…bounty…bountiful!…fritatas…I feel very lucky” that fancy degree from NYU coming in full swing along with that thesaurus she must have gotten from one of her many favorite bookstores in Austin.

Lol! Thank you for bringing this up. I have so many thoughts that go unposted because I’m like, “nah, that’s too much, let that one go.” And then they stay in the drafts.

But since we’re here!! 🤣

Yes, watch our gal as she struggles with the basic directions and then reminds us that she’s not on the call sheet because of any grand effort. Luck…nepotism…same difference, right?! “I feel very lucky.” …so valid.

Also of note for the Extra Petty among us: Gen was an afterthought as evidenced by everyone else being filmed on set and Gen coming atcha from her car. Can’t forget the boss’ wife! And Charlie would never. Big thanks to Charlie for filling her in on the frittata joke so she looks like she belongs.

Bonus points to the co-stars who gave up their social media passwords to Charlie for the sake of cross-posting the promo:

Look, I don’t mean to be cynical, but if anyone knows of any other way for this “Collaborator” title to occur with simultaneous postings, please let me know. I’m just here to remind you that social media managers exist and that not everything you see is 100% genuine. Somebody’s minion could be posting terrible puns to your fav’s account because that’s his literal job.

[andguesswhat]

The shield that you own - 2 -

*

After stepping out of the shower, Jack dried himself roughly, tied the towel around his hips and went to the desk at the window to have a look on his phone if something had occurred and he was needed. But only a message from his little sister Sarah blinked.

I saw you pining over him. Shouldn't you be watching the fans instead?

Although Jack was aware that it wasn't good if anyone looking could see his feelings for Tim and that he should urgently admonish himself to restrain his reactions on the red carpet, he had to smile. He liked Sarah's dry remarks. Ever since he started working for Tim regularly, she had been his constant critical commentator. His CCC, as he had taken to calling her.

He looked at the "evidence photos and videos" from the premiere in Mexico city that Sarah had sent along.

Tim had been given a wrestling mask by a fan, tried it on straight away and posed with it. It was adorable. What was he supposed to do? How could you not smile at that?

In another photo in a different situation, however, it was not quite as clear how he could talk his way out of it.

Jack sighed and scrolled up to Sarah's last message, a few days earlier, which he hadn't replied to either.

LOL Are you his minion now, his boom box carrier? Was that part of your training too?

A picture showed him walking next to Tim carrying Tim's boom box on their way to the Jimmy Kimmel studio. Loud music was Tim's constant companion in cars and dressing rooms. Jack found it endearing, and he didn’t think it was a big deal that he was the one carrying the box, it was part of his job.

But Sarah declined to see these things, instead warned him to let himself be exploited. Although she was the little sister, she saw it as her job to mentally protect her big brother, who in her opinion was ‘far too nice for this world’.

Jack knew she meant it well. In the end it was kind of funny because she was basically the reason why Jack had become a bodyguard. Because he had always protected her.

As a teen, Sarah had taken just as much pleasure in being rebellious as now, which had gotten her into trouble more than once.

When Jack, as her 10-year-old older brother, had first been involuntarily instructed by their mother to look after her, he had quickly realized that he enjoyed it. He had realized that he was good at it, protecting someone, staying calm in troubled and difficult situations. Staying firm. And taking action when necessary.

Today, Sarah was still too rebellious to not getting into trouble, but by now she was old enough and had learned to look after herself.

Jack looked out of his hotel room window over the rooftops of Paris in the afternoon sun.

The next premiere was coming up.

The morning had gone well, the cast had had fun with their interviews. They would make good publicity.

Tim was always a bit different in Paris. Somehow more Frenchy, Jack would say and Tim would laugh at him for that.

But it was true, Tim spoke more elegantly in Paris. His lips and tongue adapted to the flattering language, but he also expressed himself more selectively in English.

He also dressed more elegantly. Jack was curious about Tim's outfit for tonight and he was looking forward to the evening.

Only Tim's flirting with Austin was a thorn in his side. Although he knew it shouldn’t.

He liked Austin. He got on well with him.

In a perfidious way, he even liked it when Tim flirted with him. Because Tim laughed a lot then and looked happy. And that was the most important thing, wasn't it?

He knew Sarah would hate him for that attitude. "Please for fucking once think about yourself!" she would say.

But he was who he was. And after all, this was also a reason why he was doing his job well, right? So why should he change?

The vibrating of his cell phone snapped him out of his thoughts.

Tim. He had sent him a photo of a silver designer breastplate lying in a fashion box. Underneath:

Look at thaaaat! Tonight, I'm going to have two shields! ;)

Jack smiled, sent a little knight emoji and looked at his watch.

Pick you up in 20!

*

Tim looked beautiful with this shield on his chest that reflected the colors of his surroundings. Over it he wore an elegant suit which emphasized his slender figure. Jack found even more opportunities than usual to touch him, happy for every turn they had to make so that he could gently point him in the right direction. Tim was laughing a lot that night, Tim was beaming a lot that night, Tim was flirting with Austin a lot that night. Jack was already familiar with Tim's flirting. On the Wonka promo tour he had made Hugh Grant all fuzzy with it, but now with Austin... it was more physical, also more put-on somehow. Jack could see that they really liked each other, but they were also putting on a show for the fans for sure. In the end they were both professionals.

Which didn't really make it any easier for Jack, because he knew Tim liked to lose himself in the game sometimes. He knew he shouldn't care. He didn't want to be jealous, it was totally inappropriate to be jealous. They had no relationship, no commitments.

But still... After the premiere party, they went to their hotel and parted from the others. Jack was so busy hugging everyone that he didn't notice Tim saying goodbye to Austin. Outside Tim's hotel room, just before Jack wanted to say goodnight to Tim, Tim leaned lasciviously against the door frame, no longer wearing the shield, his bare chest so inviting, his eyes as dark as they were demanding and purred with a wicked grin, "Austin let me suck his cock today, do you want to punish me for it?" And that's when Jack realized that his shield was also already down again. He couldn't think as quickly as his hand buried itself deep in Tim's curls and his body pressed Tim against the door, causing Tim to groan with excitement. Tim loved to be taken hard and Jack loved to make Tim happy. A few moments later they were already naked on the bed and he rammed into Tim as he gripped his hips, fucked him hard from behind as his hands clamped around Tim's neck, and when Tim was about to come, he held Tim’s mouth shut, the stifled scream making both their bodies tremble with ecstasy.

Exhausted and satisfied they fell on the bed. It wasn't the first time they'd had rough sex like this. The night before the Golden Globes, he had received a message from Tim to visit him at home. When he complied with the request, he realized that Tim had more sex stuff than Jack knew what to do with. But unlike here in Paris, that night hadn't been about fun. Tim had needed something else that night. A binding. A binding by limitation. Tim had been lost, upset, in despair. In layman's terms, Jack would say not far from a panic attack. Tim needed someone to put him in his place again. So Jack had tried to help, had done as well as he could. Had set him limits, tied him up, held him down, fucked him while Tim's body writhed and Tim's moans released what there was to release. Even though it was the sex that had felt most distant from himself to Jack, it had been the most emotional he'd ever had. Seeing Tim like that, seeing how much he needed that, his body to be restricted, to be able to be in the end completely himself again.... It had moved him deeply.

Now Tim lay beside him in bed, sleeping and breathing peacefully, recovering from an exhausting day and Jack allowed himself to run his fingers lightly over his slender body. However harsh he had been to Tim, Jack could never have hurt him. Over the years, he'd seen the marks on Tim's body. Reserved for someone else. No matter how proudly Tim wore those marks, the sight of them only made Jack want to protect him even more. And no matter how much more familiar they had been after this evening before the Golden Globes, the marks from someone else always showed him clearly that in the end he wasn't the one Tim needed... **

[hekateinhell]

Lesmand for the ask game ‼️

7 & 13

7. Which one is the worse driver?

My heart wants to say Lestat but my brain wants to say Armand, because I think Lestat getting in a car with Armand thinking he's about to have the best passenger princess experience and instead instinctively trying to hold onto to something is hilarious. Obviously, Armand is probably pretty good at driving by now, whether or not he knew how to drive by Devil's Minion Era is headcanon territory. He has his own drivers but I imagine that he keeps a couple high-end vehicles for whenever he fancies a pleasure ride, and he and Lestat get childish and competitive when it comes to who can be the most daring driver.

13. Which makes a bigger deal of birthdays?

This one makes me sad lol because Armand doesn't have a birthday! Or at least not one that's ever mentioned in canon. So I see him as really overcompensating when it comes to his loved ones birthdays! Like, to an overbearing degree.

And I see that too for Lestat! In the sense that now that they're settled in the château, he would want to make a big deal out of Armand and Louis's birthdays, etc. Being a provider to his family is such a big part of his identity, and it always has been. (Lestat would absolutely take it upon himself to assign Armand a birthday, maybe colluding with Marius to make it a date that's important to Armand, like when Marius brought him home 🤧).

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

FSG Sans trying to be king when the skeleton uprising happened gave me an idea, you're free to ignore if it ends up too similar to the original. Something has come across all the newly created skeleton people, and they see our Skeleton as the original prime skelly and proclaim them king of all skeletons! How does our Skeleton deal with the responsibilities of being king, will war or peace? Will they accept the responsibilities, or ignore them? If ignored, the new skeletons are very persistent about the role of king, and will not accept no for an answer.

The first part of the ask is here.

Undertale Sans - He's flattered, really, but he's no king material dude. Please, he just wants to chill and live his life, he's not responsible. He's a joke to society. He can't be king. He will try to give his new powers to Papyrus, and if he doesn't want them, he's going to hide in Toriel's house hoping she will scare them enough to have peace.

Undertale Papyrus - Wowie. He never expected to be a King so soon in his life, even if somehow he has some sort of deja vu about this and he really doesn't like it! He will simply ignores all his bad thoughts about this and takes the job. He quits not two months later because he is so stressed out his own body is giving up. Why don't you become a part of monster kingdom instead and let Asgore rules you? That would be like so much better!

Underswap Sans - He thinks it's all a joke and gives stupid orders ironically like "go burn all the cars of the city my minions". He didn't expect his skeleton army to actually listen to him and start to burn cars in the city. Blue runs to Toriel to beg her for help lol. He's not ready to be king.

Underswap Papyrus - He jumps on Asgore's back like a koala, all limbs shaking, and refuses to let go. If the skeletons want him to be King, they'll have to get him out of here, and good luck with that because Asgore is really strong and will kick your ass if you're bullying him. He feels safer here. Go see Blue or something.

Underfell Sans - That's two weeks he didn't leave his house now, circled with skeletons. He's only teleporting house when he needs to fill the fridge. He's holding well. He's not going to be king, and he's patient. You'll get bored before him. Go ask someone else, he just beat a King's ass to get out of the Underground, he's not going to take the role back lol. He knows that would make him a target.

Underfell Papyrus - If you insist, he might say yes. He kinda likes being the center of the attention and having everyone treating him like some god. For the first few days at least. After that, he's starting to realise he actually has responsibilities and that people can get angry if he's not filling them. Like, you know, when they ask for homes and Edge looked blankly at them like they asked him to grow a second head or something. Edge might have a revolution on the hands soon...

Horrortale Sans - He keeps hissing and chasing skeletons delegations who comes out of his house. He's not their King and he swears one of this day he's going to kill one of them to show all the others that he's dangerous and not to bother him. He doesn't take the situation very well.

Horrortale Papyrus - Well, if you really want him to give you orders if can give you chores to do around the farm but that's it lol. He's not a ruler and he did enough politics Underground for a lifetime so it's either you're ok with taking care of the farm or you leave. He thinks you don't need a ruler, go live your life freely or something. He's not worth worshipping. He's just some guy. He might asks Toriel for advices about this situation. It makes him very uncomfortable.

Swapfell Sans - He is still in his bunker. As long he's locked up safe and can't see there are hundreds of skeletons waiting outside his house, it's not real. Someone will take care of this eventually and he just has to wait for the all thing to be other. It's alright, he prepared for a nuclear winter so he has food for two years. He can wait.

Swapfell Papyrus - Rus feels like he is high and that he is just hallucinating everything, and will act like so. You want him to be King? Sure! You want him to take over the throne out of Toriel's hands? Why the hell not! It's only when the skeletons actually take over power than he's freaking out and realising it's real and that he is now in very big troubles. Rus... Rus is going to join his brother in his bunker to wait for the situation to fix itself.

Fellswap Gold Sans - Oh course he will accept the job. He finally has a chance to show Toriel how wrong she was to treat him like a random minion and he will make all of monsterkind poop in their pants! He's starting his epic villain arc and no one can stop him now *insert evil maniac laughter*

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He was very ok with it, surprisingly, until everyone screamed for him to do a speech and Coffee suddenly found himself in front of thousand of people. His limbs started shaking and he couldn't say a word, frozen in fear. Someone coughs in the assembly and that's too much, Coffee bursts in tears and runs back home, screaming his brother name for help.

[pocketramblr]

(if the ask game is still open) megamind au for the mha crew? 👀

Ok so when I think of the megamind aesthetic, gonna be honest, the only one who can come close is Toshinori's villain outfit so expect this to get derailed...

1- on his home planet, Toshinori is considered weak and powerless, but Mirai, his family minion, can receive visions of the future and declares Toshinori will be very strong one day. Uh, and also that the planet is going to explode. His parents put Toshinori and Mirai on a lot escape pod and yeet him as the planet dies. On a neighboring planet, a shapeshifting baby, even younger than Toshinori, is also yeeted.

2- Toshinori grows up on earth around the dubious influence of Sorahiko (no hero system to conveniently align his morality to), Nana (has more convictions than Sorahiko but doesn't exactly prioritize legalities either), En (straight up thief), Giran (you know me), and while he always has the drive to help people- especially after learning that he can charge up power from the yellow sun in order to get up to three hours of strength in a boosted body- the first attempt at this goes... Badly. He helps save a family from a car wreck, but his inhuman eyes and smoking form scare them and he's attacked. But he tries again! And this time a young woman shows up dressed like a superhero in a comic, declares herself Lady Nagant, a natural born hero, and shapeshifts her arm into a gun. Toshinori quickly exits when he realizes he won't be able to talk her down, and on getting home, everyone decides if he's going to be treated like a villain and monster for trying to help people, might as well embrace that. Cue an absolute incredible villain costume

3- Mirai has a vision of a scientist working to help them engineer weapons to give them an edge against Nagant, so Toshinori and he go to Professor Shield. Mirai suggests kidnapping the man's daughter to hold as leverage, but Toshinori doesn't want to involve children and also is pretty sure that's a great way for David to put a bomb in anything he builds for Toshinori to hold closely. But turns out David doesn't need convincing! He's 100% on Toshinori's side, but the decide that to protect the Shields, they will all pretend that they are hostages. This means whenever Toshinori is arrested, Mirai grabs Melissa and leaves, and it's a fifty fifty chance if David follows because he can't lose her too, or if he's rescued for a few days before Toshinori escapes and collects him again. David is kept in increasingly secure bases each time in an attempt to stop this from happening but nothing ever works lol

4- the only person who suspects something else is going on with that professor is photographer and reporter Tokuda Taneo, but he's still chasing the story behind both villain and Nagant. Endeavor is the warden and he has a completely one sided rivalry with Toshinori, even attempting to get his kids in on it. Only Touya throws himself into this with enthusiasm, and Toshinori is kinda perturbed that Enji would use a child like that. This offends him, since Toshinori clearly doesn't have a problem using the Professor's child against him, so really Enji is worthy of it too. Toshinori decides to leave that bag of crazy alone and focus on escape plans.

5- so, Nagant landed in the home of a rich politician, but when she was young she was fully turned over to the government to make a superhero. She was happy for this at first, and gave herself bright purple hair (she was under orders to look human, but she pointed out that would be possible with hair dye, and it did make her look more like a comic book hero. She also made herself look older than the teenager she was at her debut). But eventually she got worse and worse orders, and kept being told to just kill Toshinori instead of taking him in, and the branch broke when they told her to kill the Shields as well, since the hostage thing was a farce. Nagant pointed out that even if David was a villian, Melissa was a kid who was a baby when this all started. Her handler doesn't care. The worst Toshinori's really done is waste taxpayer money on the prison continually being rebuilt. Her handler doesn't care. They want to finish up this All Smite job so Nagant can move on to more important cases. Nagant picks up that this is bad, but her only way out would be if she dies so....

A fake death it is! David is pretty sure he's used copper in other machines before but ok, whatever, they won! And Toshinori mostly leaves ruling to Mirai because he believes it's important for the city to have a hero and they accidentally gave another kid shape shifting abilities, but young Keigo wants to be a hero so badly and is picking it up too like a natural! And turns out Toshinori really likes mentoring... But then Keigo gets grabbed by the government too and leaves a note that he's running away with his mom for a better life, so Toshinori, alone, isn't having the best day when he runs into a boy even younger than Melissa who asks if he can be a hero without a power. Toshinori wonders why he never thought of that, and says he can.

Mirai does not approve of Toshinori wasting time training another new hero, this one without any powers- but when he has a vision of Keigo standing over Toshinori's body, bloody feather in hand, he gets even more desperate to convince him. When Toshinori refuses, Mirai leaves.

(in the other room, David frowns, and begins working on altering a hologram so it can fit around a person in disguise, making them look like Toshinori. He's learned over the years that Mirai's visions can't be prevented, but they sure as hell can be misinterpreted)

[clairehadenough]

So I’m just catching up. So Capt and her Minions are claiming because Chris was only photographed walking down the stairs that:

They turned up

walked up the stairs

stood there to wait for their cue from the paps

then proceeded to walk down stairs to photograph

Then hopped into a car and drove away

And did all this in front of people leaving, standing round and arranging transport and no one said one thing about it.

So now we have more people involved in this fake marriage. Are we into the thousands now.

And this is all because there are no pics of them inside. I know a bigger star then Chris that was there and no pics of them inside either🤭

What are they going to say about today:

It’s old

Photoshopped

His face was stuck over the waiter

They turned up photographed and left

It’s her reward as per of the end of the contract

And if she is photographed with Oscar winners, big stars it because they had to to sell it. The stars were forced into have their pic with her.

Hmm if she’s blacklisted how is she going to Oscar events🤔

And please I’m over the Conde Nast owes Vanity Fair conspiracy. They are one of the biggest media organisations in the world of course there are going to be links. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I’m looking forward to look at your ask again tomorrow and see how many of your ideas were used by the crazies lol

[xen-void]

((this is the pov of future sanrio lol))

-she sat in one of the cars of her fathers train, licking some blood of one of the passengers off of a knife, also playing with a lighter-

Yeah fathers gonna kill me if he finds out i killed one of his minions..

(also @ask-enmu-anything feel free to join)

Galaxy:*runs through the forest holding a body*