#CARD*

[atrirose]

JAKE NEVER LIES

[sniffanimal]

oh boy i love adulthood! I love getting excited that one of my lines of debt is going to be paid off next month which just means i can take the $90 i was putting into that monthly and start paying off another line too

[designers-teaparty]

I am Bad at these, and uncreative, I am Sorry this is the best I've got currently

JSNFGSKLHKLSNHBL

[everwisp]

OFC LIBER’S GOING TO ANNOUNCE THE SANRIO COLLAB JUST AS IM DEBATING ABOUT USING GEMS TO GET GUY AKCNDKFN

[coatsinkleaf]

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[foldingfittedsheets]

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[rrrick]

[reactionimagesdaily]

[menlove]

I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[mummer]

in many ways the fact that he is a centre right anti woke self help industrial complex linkedinpilled 26 year old sexy and beautiful italian american ivy league normie is the funniest way this could have happened

[mioakem]

the imagery in this part of the ep was actually insane like this is genuinely beautiful

[heedra]

unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.