#CARD*

[atrirose]

JAKE NEVER LIES

[sniffanimal]

oh boy i love adulthood! I love getting excited that one of my lines of debt is going to be paid off next month which just means i can take the $90 i was putting into that monthly and start paying off another line too

[designers-teaparty]

I am Bad at these, and uncreative, I am Sorry this is the best I've got currently

JSNFGSKLHKLSNHBL

[everwisp]

OFC LIBER’S GOING TO ANNOUNCE THE SANRIO COLLAB JUST AS IM DEBATING ABOUT USING GEMS TO GET GUY AKCNDKFN

[coatsinkleaf]

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[foldingfittedsheets]

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

[nephritebabie]

pick your poison LMAOOO

[card-of-the-day]

Today's Card Is: Snom

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[rrrick]

[reactionimagesdaily]

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[cyndaquilism]

[mummer]

in many ways the fact that he is a centre right anti woke self help industrial complex linkedinpilled 26 year old sexy and beautiful italian american ivy league normie is the funniest way this could have happened