#LMAO DAMN POOR COLT

[inkedmyths]

S1: E22 "Devil's Trap"

Brought to you by hey so each and every one of you who made me watch this. You all suck. This is the worst. I hate it here. What sort of BULLSHIT was that—

This episode featuring: Odd interrogation techniques, family dynamics, bodysnatching, and one deeply upset Ink

Banging opening music

I will not fall doooown... when push comes to shove I will rise above... jammin

Here we fuckin go the boys are off to save or avenge their dad

[ Kayla asks if one of the opening montages has used Carry On My Wayward Son. I said no, because I would definitely remember that. ]

Where are we

What the dog doin

Holy water and whiskey. Mood.

Oh this be Bobby

[ Kayla and Crepe cheer. They love Bobby. ]

SCREAMS. JOHN JUST HAS THAT AFFECT ON PEOPLE (referring to when he threatened to shoot John) oh I like him already

Satanic Roach Hotel

Ohh. Bad year. Most years 4 possessions, but this one had at least 27...... well thats rough

UH OH

MEG

DEAN

Fuck off Meg

"Chuckleheads" GREAT word use Meg

GOTTEM

Okaaaay interrogation time

"Where's our father, Meg"

"You didn’t ask very nice"

"Where's our father, bitch"

Goddammit whys he so funny

Oh shes posessed

I dunno about innocent

Oh good news bc it means they can yeet the demon, yea?

"Hit it Sam" (begins praying)

[ Winchesters latest hit single in Christian Rap sweeps midwestern protestant congregations as a big hit! ]

Dean buddyyyy

Uh getting spookyyyyy

This is wild. Interrogation via exorcism

What the fuck are u gonna do here like what do u do

Shes dead but not but whats up

UHHHH WELL THATS FUCKING. SOMETHING

Hello ma'am

That sucks ass. Being exorcised certainly doesn't seem fun, esp when you got dropped from a building

A year............ bro.......

Poor gal...

As I went down to the river....

Oh she gone.............

:(

:((

STOP ZOOMING IN ON HER DEAD FACE

"You guys think you invented lying to the cops?" lmao thanks bobby

"I won't even try to shoot him this time"

[ Crepe asks Kayla if Meg is the woman Bobby has buried in his garden or if that's someone else. Concerning. ]

SCREAMS hes making the car safe and Dean is like MY CAR

Dean just wants his family to stop being self sacrificing. Hypocrite

Sunrise Apartments!

Building full of human shields... thats a problem

Pull the fire alarm lol

Oh those people are SO posessed

Yep there he is, tied u— hm. I don't. Like that actually

"I've got a Yorkie upstairs, and he pees when he's nervous—" Dean for funniest liar

THEY STOLE THE FIREFIGHTERS FITS

Demon? Demön?

Holy water!!

Hes still breathing hes not dead yet

But he might be posessed

Oh just had to check

Uh oh someone else just got posessed

And another....

Aha... the colt

[ Kayla: Uhhh I'm here for the colt stuff - the Winchesters]

2 bullets left!

Alright. Now what

Fambily

Dean can and will kill for his family huh

Uh oh zappy lights

The demon's here!

Uh oh

Something is wrong

OH

OH SHIT

Sam going AAA

AUGH WHATS HAPPENING

I DONT KNOW

WHAT IS THISSSSS

Bullshit bullshit

Me: DEAN WAS RIGHT

Kayla: and why was he right :)

Me: Bc he would have been pissed :(

Kayla: and never proud :)

Kayla: (therapy voice) and how did that make you feel

Me: I hate it here

Kayla: elaborate on that

Me: I haaaate it here

Kayla: mhm mhm (writing stuff down)

"What are you and God going to do?" dammmn

Justice for WHAT

Oh so a demon cares about its family

Good for him but also you were already trying to kill them before??

Yeah? Why?

What's your angle here

Huhhhhh. What the fuck do you want with Sam

"I really can't stand all your monologuing"

Oooough hitting him where it hurts damn

OOOH DAMN DEAN THROWING SHADE BACK

How are u guys goimg to get out of this

Oh shit oh SHIT

AAAAAAAAA

OH THE LEG!! SMART!!!!!!

Oh fuck man

Bro it fucking leaving

Well this is an Awkward Family Ride

Kayla: awkward family ride abt to

TRUCK

What the fuck what the fuck

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

BRO WHAT

THATS IT FOR SEASON 1??

BULLSHIT

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My so-called friends then proceeded to point, laugh, and heckle me for the next 10 minutes. This is bullshit I hope you know. Stupid goddamn cliffhangers stupid Winchesters and their STUPID FAMILY NONSENSE—

[antigonewinchester]

returning back to season 6 - what a good season!! i’d heard a lot of dismissive things but i found it one of the strongest so far. all the eps have at least something to do with the overarching plots and the writing balanced character beats with plot quite well. i actually don’t have much to say about the middle run of eps because they’re just generally fun. the hilarity of the titanic ep & how delightfully it used what the audience knows vs. what the characters know. dean excited to travel back in time wearing his costumes and then aghast at what history was actually like (not like in the movies lmao) while sam’s pragmatically on point & no bullshit with samuel colt. dean using himself as bait to kill eve.

the last 3 eps are such a gut punch, too. what a manipulative little guy cas is in “the man who would be king,” love it. cas as an opposing force is a much more interesting narrative role for him than being a total ally of sam & dean, imo. cas is sympathetic in this ep, certainly, but the ‘poor innocent cas’ reading really diminishes his complexities and agency. cas may think: “freedom is a length of rope. god wants you to hang yourself with it.” but of course your actions have consequences, sometimes ones you may not like! to think otherwise is to be a child, stuck in a world where your actions have no repercussions but also no benefits, instead of being an adult where yes, you are responsible for your actions, and you can impact the world for better or worse depending how you choose. (also, i realize there are 9 season after this, but it really feels a shame that so much dean/cas content is fluffy and romantic. there’s a complexity to cas & dean’s relationship in s4 - s6 that i don’t often see presented. even if you read cas as in love with dean in s6, he also treats him quite badly, and that’s more interesting to me than straight up lovey dovey stories.)

“let it bleed” oh my god this whole ep is just devastating :((( horrible for lisa and ben, horrible for dean, horrible for everybody!! i’m even more annoyed at how fandom downplays lisa and her importance to dean...  and god, dean asking cas to wipe lisa & ben’s memories, what a horrible thing to ask/do and yet so understandable why dean would think its the best thing to do in the situation. painful ://

finally, my one personal pet peeve: crowley changing hell to be one long line is so. damn. stupid. of anything on the show, hell should be the thing to stay scary. it’s Hell! it’s supposed to be horrifying!! the writing obvs wants to make crowley seem less evil since he’s entertaining & sticking around, but removing the horror from hell strips so much from the story.

[eremiie]

my thoughts on the aot manga chap 118-119, spoilers below obv

chap 118

- porco gone die soon isn’t he,,, that injury looks too familiar

- you just expect us to come help eren after all that.... that’s y’all friend deal with him your fucking selves.....

- poor connie poor fuckin connie, connie ily.

- armin being a smartass YEAH. YEAH.

- jean calling eren cooling💔💔💔

- arrrmmiiinnnnnnn :(

- yeagerists can rlly smd lmao they so annoying

- mikasa dropping the scarf <3

- armin being my lil manipulatior, i love it😁😁😁

- GABI REDEMPTION, my lil girl finally understanding <33

- falco telling gabi he likes her falco telling gabi he likes her FALCOOOOOO

- giving me very much porco is about to die vibes

- goodbye porco i love you

- goodbye colt i love you

- zeke suck my dick

- gabi really don’t miss😭😭😭 i know eren not dead but damn gabiiii

side note; i did not cry for porco or colt’s death, especially since i knew they were gonna happen, but maybe seeing porco’s lines animated might make me cry, or maybe i’ll be overwhelmed by everything happening from falco and colt, to falco turning into a titan, to porco dying, eren struggling, i may cry, idk. i didn’t cry seeing sasha’s death animated but there is a lot going on in this chapter as well so. also just hearing reiner beg for eren to stop might make me cry because imo reiner asking him to stop correlates to everything, we all want eren to stop what he’s doing, it’s like damn... really; can you just stop. and seeing eren struggle so hard not to stop, sob sob, i might cry.

[criticlog]

SPN S3E10 - Dream a Little Dream of Me

Bobby! What are you doing? Or what are you doing passed out in a motel room rather?

Uh oh, Sam’s drunk

aw don’t worry too much Sam, there’s somebody who can drag his stubborn ass out of hell

Poor Bobby, that seems like one shitty time

aw no.. Do we have to contact Bela?

Lmao what the fuck is this? Are yo- oh yup you are dreaming

OH NO please pay no attention to Sam! This is giving me anxiety lmao

Guys come on, can you not show her where you keep your valuables for just one episode? You know Bela is gonna come into your room while you’re out and take everything in that safe don’t you?

Dream time!

Don’t split up! O m g

Woah the outside is so damn saturated!

They’re really going wild with the camera effects, that’s fun

Oh no… Bobby

AWW HE’S LIKE A FATHER!!!

Dean please tell me you’re not driving without having slept for the past 2 days! Kids, never try this, that’s super dangerous! 

This a dream? Oh this is definitely a dream

Oh hell, this is gonna be painful isn’t it

The fact that his worst nightmare is himself

This dream dude is getting on my nerve honestly

Holy shit… That entire scene. The fact that Dean knows deep down how shit his dad was and everything he put him through. He knows he deserved better than to just be his brother’s guardian, deep down beyond all his doubt and self loathing. He wants to freaking live! WHY DIDN’T LET HIM LIVE??? WHY WAS THIS ALL THROWN AWAY BY THE END OF THE SERIES??? WHAT WAS THE POINT??

AND I FREAKING TOLD YOU BOYS!!! SHE TOOK THE DAMN COLT NOW AND SHE’S PROBABLY GONNA GET HERSELF KILLED BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT’S WHAT YOU GET! YOU SHOULD HAVE STOPPED STEALING ALL THEIR SHIT ALL THE GODDAMN TIME!! Lmao I cannot stand this character, why did they write her like this? There are ways to write a cool/fun thief character without making them insufferable

[mrsbhandari]

Artsy as Fuck - Graphite

A/N: Hello!! its been a whole ass brick since I updated this but ive been writing a lot of anime shit and just couldn’t think of anything for this but then I got an idea!! so yeah I hope you like it!!

Word Count: 

Warnings: language, NSFW for the first few paragraphs but after that its kind of angsty?? a lil bit. idk how to write angst so idk if it even counts lmao

Summary: Colt and Roze refuse to confront feelings that arose after their...eventful morning. 

Tag list: 1530

@omgjasminesimone, @edgiestwinter, @bucketofsoup, @donutsgirl36, @desireepow-1986, @lovehugsandcandy, @troublemakerinspace, @client-327

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The steam of the shower was only adding to the clouding of his mind as his hands ran down Roze’s sides, making her shiver despite the heat of the water. 

“To be clear--oh--This means nothing,” she said, moaning as his lips attached to her neck and added to the hickeys there. Colt felt a twinge of sadness, but he didn’t know about what. She moved her hands up to his shoulders and he forgot completely.

“Mhmm.”

“Seriously, Colt, this is just to...relieve tension.”

“Mhmm.”

“Colt, pay atten--oh, yes.” Colt cut her off with a swift bite to the junction of her shoulder and her neck as well as a finger brushing her entrance, sufficiently lubricated from a combination of her own slick and the water. He easily slid two fingers into her, letting a gasp reverberate in the shower as he pressed against her sweet spot. Instantly, her grip tightened on his biceps, tough beneath her touch. Nails embedded themselves into his skin, sure to leave crescent bruises visible when he posed for her class in 20 minutes. 

Remembering his job, Colt quickened his fingers, relishing Roze’s loud gasps against his shoulder as they pressed their chests together. This may just be for ‘tension relieving,’ but damn was it good. Her orgasm hit her and his arm snaked around her waist, holding her up and against him while she moaned in his ear. She rode out her orgasm for a few more seconds before weakly grabbing his wrist and pulling his fingers out, catching her breath as the water cascaded down her back. Pulling away, she rested her hands on Colt’s shoulders, partially to hold herself up and partially to watch him as he raised his fingers to his lips, cleaning them with a long tongue while keeping eye contact with her.

“Delicious.”

“You’re so annoying,” she breathed out, cool facade broken by hitched breaths.

“At least I’m good at fucking, though, right?”

Her mouth barely quirked to a smile before falling back into her neutral pout. She stepped out of the shower without a word. 

“Right?!”

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It was not the right time to wear a tank top, yet it was all she had. She had thought about asking Colt to borrow one of his shirts, but that seemed too...intimate. For their situation. That’s what she told herself. Secretly, Roze cursed the hot LA weather as well as her expectation that she wasn’t going to do anything with Colt when she met up with him at the garage. 

In all honesty, she knew that sex with Colt was a game-changer--especially sex that good. With sex, there were so many emotions swirling around, ripe for the taking, that it seemed impossible not to fall for him. That stupid smile when he caught her staring, the way his eyes roll back when he came, the dark look in his eye when she got too lippy with him; they all added up to extend the emotions of that heavenly hour into a full-blown relationship, which is not what she needed. Especially with Colt. He agreed. It had been ten minutes since they left the garage, yet she was already thinking about the possibility of next time with him. Internally, she cursed herself again for saying that it meant nothing. But he agreed. 

She ignored the pang of disappointment that found its way into her heart despite her best efforts to separate her feelings from this little...predicament she found herself in. How am I supposed to fake date a person I keep feeling things for? Especially when he’s only using me to avoid a girl.

Said girl walked into the studio, giving Roze and her mosaic of bruises a major side-eye and eye roll. Ingrid’s eyes traveled to Colt, knowing that he should have marks as well, and scoffed at the deep red of the scratches along his shoulders, revealed by his wife beater and clean overalls that were folded over at the waist, much like how it was at the garage. Ingrid couldn’t deny that he looked like he should be June’s picture in a calendar, but she wasn’t going to give them the satisfaction of knowing she thought that. 

“Did you have to wear that here?” Roze playfully tugged on one of the sleeves tied around his waist. He was leaning over her easel, looking down at her from where his chin was resting on the wood. 

“Professor told me to wear something and layer it. I’m a mechanic, not a designer.” In reality, the comment about his clothes did hurt him a little, even if it wasn’t meant seriously. He didn’t look as stylish as most of the people in the class, and he definitely didn’t look cool or rich enough to be Roze’s boyfriend. She always looked fresh from an expensive magazine to him; he thought he looked like the search results for ‘mechanic’ at the Spirit Halloween website. He smiled a little at the thought and decided it was a problem to confront another day.

“Well, Kaneko, right now you’re a model.” Roze calling him by his last name only made the memories from an hour ago, already fresh, rush back into his mind. She sent him a smirk that let him know she knew what she made him think about. Their conversation was cut short by more students arriving for the class, prompting Colt to step up on the podium and strike a pose for the class, making sure to drape his clothing in a way they could draw to show the clothing. He felt a little bit more confident in himself with his girlfriend calling him a model, but he tried to keep his face neutral. 

He stood for hours on the podium, but he certainly couldn’t complain as he was standing directly in front of Roze who, in between actually drawing him, spent more of the time making silly faces to get him to laugh and break his resolve. His girlfriend was so cute. 

Except she’s not. The thought hit him like a bag of bricks. This is temporary. You fucked and she said it didn’t mean anything. And why should it? She’s a cool art student, going places. You’re stuck here with no direction. Better to get that through your head now rather than later. This is all fake. His face turned pensive as he stood there, ignoring her cross-eyes in her most recent attempt to make him break. She’s probably just acting to make this whole thing more believable, he reasoned, pushing all thoughts of a real relationship out of his head. Suddenly, all he wanted was for the class to be over. 

His wish was soon granted by the professor clapping his hands together and announcing the class’ end. Before he could leave, Roze gathered her stuff and approached him, wary of the watchful eye Ingrid was casting over them to catch any slip-ups that would indicate any reason to believe that something was amiss.

“Wanna go to lunch? My pick today.” She sent him a sweet smile that he couldn’t help but melt at the sight of. Fuck. Don’t think it means anything. He gave a curt nod and a tight smile in response, ignoring the concern that clouded her eyes. This means nothing.

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“I’ll pay.” Colt’s eyes flitted to hers across the fancy table as she handed a stack of bills to the waiter, telling him to keep the change as a tip. Colt didn’t want to say that he felt emasculated by Roze paying, because he was perfectly fine with that aspect of it. He did, however, feel poor. Here he was in this nice restaurant (cloth napkins and a mini chandelier for every table? Bougie.) in overalls, trying to brush off the pitying looks that kept getting sent Roze’s way as she sat with him and paid for him with cash. 

They must think it’s a gender-bent Pretty Woman situation. The demons in his head laughed at him, boiling his blood and stirring the pot of deprecating thoughts swirling around his mind. I’m not a charity case. Roze seemed to notice his sudden change in attitude but decided to say nothing about it. 

“How was your risotto?”

“Good.”

“And your chicken?”

“Fine. Little dry.”

“Oh, mine tasted great.”

“Congrats.”

“Ok, fuckwad.” She slammed her cutlery down on her plate and leaned forward, placing her elbows on the table to carry her head on her interlocked fingers. “What’s with you?”

He feigned disinterest. “I don’t know what you mean.”

“You were fine this morning and through class, but then you just...shut down.”

“I don’t know why you would care. It’s not like we’re dating or anything.” Colt didn’t know what the fuck he was saying. 

“Are you always this angsty?” The comment surprised him and he looked over to find Roze with her head cocked and an amused shine in her eyes. The sight made one part of him sweat and the other scoff. 

“Why did you bring me here, Roze?”

“I like it here,” she answered without missing a beat. 

“Why?”

“Why are you asking?”

“I want to know.”

[mycasandstarrs]

SPN 5x09: “The Real Ghostbusters”

The Pineview Hotel.

Sam and Dean racing like hell to get there.

The multiple Impalas.

Chuckster! 

Oh damn it, I have to deal with Becky.

Goddamn it, I’m really trying to keep my patience with Becky.

AGAIN, the publisher probably would’ve kept them out of this...then a bunch of people would’ve died, so I guess it’s actually worth having Becky around.

I haven’t been to a Supernatural Convention yet (god willing I can go to one when I plan to) but I kinda hope it’s like this.

“The Homoerotic Subtext of Supernatural” lmaoo. We should be having panels like this tho.

There’s so many men in the audience.

lmaooo Chuck.

Y’know, the bungee cord idea is kinda good, but it’d probably backfire in some way.

“Why can't Sam and Dean be telling that Ruby is evil? I mean she is clearly manipulating Sam into some kind of moral lapse.”

But I totally agree with him on the Ruby thing. Well, Dean knew she was evil.

Becky being the defensive Sam!girl she is. Admittedly, that’s very reminiscent of me/other fans.

Oh, what joy! That’s usually our reaction to Supernatural getting another season.

Poor Chuck. He’s mad cute.

“Why are you publishing more books, Chuck?”

“Umm...for food and shelter?”

lmaoo.

“I'm not some hero who can just hit the road and fight monsters, ok?” Oh, but you a r e. At least, you can be.

Ok, but a murder mystery at a Supernatural Convention sounds like fun.

“Well yes, Agents Lennon and McCartney--” The ONLY time I’ll ever hear Beatles aliases. (Unless they sneak in a “Harrison/Starkey” alias sometime...)

It’ll only get weirder boys.

Where was this Sam’s Dean?

Oh dear.

“This is part of the game right?” NO it’s not dude, you should run!!

Oh thank god, I thought he was gonna die.

Oh, but you’re talking to the real deal, lady.

Oh, there’s his Dean.

“Agents Jagger and Richards.”

It’s a shame they didn’t just...go outside and grab their laptop to research this while they still had the chance to leave.

Demain and Barnes had the smarts eavesdrop tho.

“We got a real ghost, and we got a bunch of dudes pretending to be us poking at it.”

“No way this ends well.”

“Yeah, well, serves them right.”

Dean pls, people could die.

I love this “Sam” (aka Barnes). What a sweetheart.

Gotta admire their commitment to the gruff voices.

OOHHHH NO, THE SCALPED KID.

Eugh god, you couldn’t just blow him a kiss, could you???

Were they the only ones to call the coroners?

“Where’d you get that.”

“It’s called a game pal. It ain’t called charity.”

“Yeah right. Gimme the map, Chuckles.”

“Yeah well, you’re the Chuckles...Chuckles.”

Demain really nails being Dean. 

Their first time being referred to as “Bobby and Rufus”.

Demain and Barnes even have the exact lines memorized.

Dean, pls.

I’m almost embarrassed on behalf of Dean. Like, I know he’s got a right to be upset about people trivializing his life and traumas, but I also know how this outburst looks like to the other guys. 

Did they really think bones are just...lying around?

0 to 100, real quick for those two.

Poor guys, omg.

Well, at least Sam and Dean bought them drinks.

15 minutes left in the episode and the case is “solved”....

“Hey, Chuck. Good luck with the Supernatural books and screw you very much.” lmao.

And now they can’t leave.

“Why did you send my mommy away?”

“Ah, maybe because of the high and tight she gave you, huh? How bout some thanks.”

lmaoo, Dean don’t be mean to the kid.

Welp, they got it wrong.

“Gott im Himmel!” (Translation: “God in Heaven!”) Fritz’s last words.

RIP Fritz. Killed by the ghost children.

Chuck pls, keep it under control.

Chuck’s gotta talk out of his ass now.

“Just give her the puppy dog thing, ok?” lmao, even Dean knows about it and its effects.

“If all these people are seriously in trouble, we gotta do something.”

“Why?”

“Because...that’s what Sam and Dean would do.”

Barnes and Demain are the best.

(Would’ve like to hear Sam’s conversation with the actress tho.)

WHO would ask about their STD at a convention for a book series??

THe Leticia Gore actress could be a bit more convincing...

Barnes got through...

NOT THE CELLPHONE. This is why I put my phone on vibrate.

At least Demian got through.

Get in there, Dean!

lmaaoo, come on, Barnes. 

“Oh my god. Supernatural makes digging graves seem so easy. It’s not though. I’m gonna throw up.”

“No, you’re not.”

Supportive boyfriend Demain tho!

Time to fight off ghost children until they manage to burn the bones.

“Let's see, what else? I fell in love for the first time at 16. Lost my virginity, actually. But then she went around telling everybody it didn't count.” LMAO. 

Take control Chuck!

Holy shit, that kid would’ve murdered the whole room of people if Chuck hadn’t interfered.

Becky’s right tho, that was hot.

“How come DEAN can always light the stupid thing on the first freaking try?” If it makes you feel better, he really can’t.

They did it!

Even Sam’s considering the bungee idea, lol. 

The official introduction of Barnes and Demain.

Dean p l s. I always feel second hand embarrassment when Dean (and Sam) finally feel comfortable with telling fans that it’s really them, and it backfires on them. 

(But, you think Demain and Barnes this discuss that night a lot? And one night, they think...”maybe that was Sam and Dean.”)

“In real life, he sells stereo equipment. I fix copiers. Our lives suck. But to be Sam and Dean, to wake up every morning and save the world. To have a brother who would die for you. Well, who wouldn't want that?”

:’)

“friends”  Suuurrreee.

AAYYY BOYFRIENDS!! They’re so cute together. I hope they stayed together.

“Howdy partners.”

“Howdy.”

“Like a monkey on the sun, it was too hot to live.” lmaoo. I gotta start saying that.

Sam’s a champion for playing along.

“Oh hey, Chuck? If you really wanna publish more books, I guess that’s ok with us.”

“Wow. Really?”

“No, not really. We have guns and we will find you.”

LMAO.

Becky revealing the truth about the Colt’s location.

Our first mention of Crowley. ‘)

Aayy, ride off into the sunset boys. 

The improv bit at the very end is comedy gold.

“The way I look at it, it's really not jumping the shark if you never come back down, ya know?”

[aveirobsessed]

i'll answer all of them bc im bored and my followers surely won't ask any lmao

1. open heart or the elementalists

2. Rafael Aveiro or Maxwell Beaumont

3. same ^

4. uhh i played most of the books a long time ago but like i remember meeting Rafael and that shit was magical like i knew i wanted him to be an li and was so damn excited

5. when everyone survived in it lives in the woods when i replayed it

6. honestly, i hated most of the endings and like deleted them from my memory so i wouldn't have trauma, i really don't remember

7. well it used to be olivia but we're besties now so maybe kane from te2 or ellen from wt

8. i kinda like both bad boys/girls (noah, mona and colt) and sweethearts (beckett, ernest, rafael, maxwell, quinn, simon from std, thomas from moty, adrian)

9. it lives in the woods ending for sure

10. well i used to play tc&tf when there were only 3 books (tc&tf, most wanted and the freshman??) but i stopped and came back like 2 years later maybe bc i missed it, i played pixelberry's other games like hollywood u and hss and cheated so much they gave me some terrible bans/punishment so i stopped playing those

11. i don't follow blogs i just check the tags

12. sunkissed

13. bloodbound series

14. that duke bitch from d&d but i also hate poppy rn

15. i love my trr/trh mc mostly bc i named her saturn as a joke, wishful thinking mc was cute, i loved my powerful women in moty and oh with the same damn face also my precious black boy mc in it lives in the woods and my gay for beckett boy in te, but the legendary kenna rys takes the crown ;)

16. most of them were shitty honestly :( but i liked zeph (te) and briar (d&d) and lily (bb)

17. something that won't fucking stress me out ffs pls give us something fun that requires no diamonds as a gift bc we be poor i have enough things to stress me out i want some serotonin (i only get serotonin from noah scenes nowadays)

18. which one bc a lot of them need some changing, first of all pls let my boy rafael live and stay my fucking boyfriend i don't care if his gf is jesus womanified pls remove that bitch, second, give us more great female lis and treat them like male lis, third, give us the option to have a male mc, that's why i loved te soooo much, i have a lot more complaints but that's it for now

19. i always make up the names, my mcs were: Victor, Rina, Saturn, Nia, Danielle, Sienna, Selene, Reign, Leah, Diana, Lia...just to name some (when i get the chance to give them a last name i go wild, my mc from d&d was Danielle Leaf lmao and in one Episode story i named my mc River Lake)

20. i'm not reading a lot of them actually, so maybe Queen B even though it has A LOT of bad/questionable moments (i just realized that oh2 will soon be back from hiatus but im still not changing my answer to that bc of what they did to my raf)

21. when there were only 3 books idk when was that like 2016 maybe

22. probably none bc i loved at least one li in every book or i felt bad at some point lmao i think i even spent diamonds on sunkissed

23. wishful thinking

24. well i can't wait for rod2 but if the question's about the books that won't have sequels probably nightbound even though i didn't really like my li vera that much or wishful thinking

25. 14 on one acc, 25 on the other (i played some books on both of them so probably like 30-35 in total)

26. 286 on one acc, 448 on the other one

27. it lives in the woods, tc&tf, open heart, i started trr on another acc with a different li but got bored, ride or die, the elementalists (both) i think thats it?

28. i honestly don't think i ever did bc i'd be confused whenever i checked the tumblr tags

29. nope we broke

30. li scenes like 90% of the time, i bought just a few outfits, added veronica to my posse bc she's iconic and maybe some other stuff but ye mostly li stuff

31. not really but a lot of noah scenes remind me of one boy i know and thinking about him makes me want to cry so there's that, i also had a mental breakdown when i found out what they did to raf in oh2

32. lmao i liked atlas but that'd be twincest which is a nono so maybe ximena from rod, harper emery is v hot lmao i also stan aurora idk if she's an li i don't remember anymore but if she is and raf is not anymore then i'll date her, also maybe the rival girl from platinum idk her name i think maybe jaylen diaz or some shit

33. fire on one acc(first time playing), air on another i think

34. nowadays yes bc of my two first loves and diamonds but i probably won't once the school problems start

35. 21 on one acc, 20 on another (if you're wondering i have the dual app thingie)

36. probably fucking rafael or maxwell or beckett idk anymore haha that was long time ago

37. maybe like comedy i need something to make me happy, also i want a book where we're in a band that'd be fun

38. usually male bc they get more scenes and i know they probably won't be underrated (im bi with a slight preference for girls)

39. beckett and ian/ina from queen b (pb made fans hate them so much bc they're pushing them and giving them so many diamond scenes but they're so damn adorable) also simon from save the date he is one of the cutest ppl pb has made and both girls from endless summer

40. i will get hate if ppl see this but ethan ramsey (i love that man and he was my li when i replayed oh but damn y'all would make a religion based on him) but that was a tough choice (ayy pun intended) bc most lis that are loved by the fans do deserve that love :)))

Some playchoices asks!

Feel free to reblog if your followers can send you numbers!

1. Your favorite book?

2. Your favorite character?

3. Your favorite LI?

4. Your favorite moment with an LI?

5. Your favorite moment in any book?

6. Your favorite ending to a book?

7. Your favorite villain?

8. Your favorite type of LI?

9. Most memorable moment in a book?

10. What got you into choices?

11. Favorite choices blogs?

12. Least favorite book?

13. Least favorite ending of any book?

14. Least favorite villain?

15. Favorite MC?

16. Favorite best friend character?

17. What type of book would you like to see in the future?

18. If you could change something about a book, what would it be?

19. What is your MC’s name generally? Something made up, your own name, or the default name?

20. Favorite book that is being published right now?

21. Since when have you started playing choices?

22. Which books have you diamond mined?

23. What is a book that is not popular, but you still really like?

24. Which book would you want an extra book for most?

25. How many books have you finished?

26.  How many chapters have you played?

27. Which book(s) have you replayed?

28. Do you typically change other characters’ names if you are given the option?

29. Do you have VIP?

30. Which scenes do you generally spend diamonds on? LI scenes, friend scenes, collecting stuff, clothing, etc.

31. Was there a scene that has made you cry?

32. Which non-LI would you most like to have as an LI?

33. If you played The Elementalists: which secondary attunement did you get?

34. Do you play daily?

35. How many diamonds do you have right now?

36. What is your favorite 30 diamond scene?

37. Which book genre would you like to see more of?

38. Do you tend to go for male or female LI’s?

39. Which character should get more love from the fandom?

40. Which character do you think is overrated?

[spnreactionblogging]

atomic monsters

SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT AND TW FOR DISCUSSION OF CONSENT ISSUES / ASSISTED SUICIDE

so I managed to avoid all social media for the past 24 hours and then my fucking google news feed spoiled me thanks to fucking TV guide which PROUDLY PROCLAIMED "on the return of becky and sam's death!!!!" in its goddamn headline so fuck that, I guess I am going into this knowing the plot sort of, thanks! thanks assholes, thanks so much

also I'm not actually happy to see Becky because the last time we saw her she drugged Sam and tried to rape him so fuck off

oh we're off to a good start with gunfire in the bunker

I did see a clip of Jensen doing the choreography for some of this and it was very impressive, he directed this one, yeah?

dean looks good with the scarf/bandana thing going

benny? :V hi benny

we bring everyone back just to kill them

I'm glad ty olsson got paid. it's good to see his face again even if it's only briefly

he has demon-killing bullets but it's not the colt, maybe I missed something?

oh poor sam :( these nightmares are not fun, please just rest

I'm so here for whatever dark timeline bullshit is happening though lmao even if it's a bit of a gimmick it's intense and I like how Jared does this justice

"after sioux falls" immediately had me like OH NO

seeing sam wake up in a panic has me glad I already had plans to write more sastiel hurt/comfort

prayer circle for sam to be free of nightmares like, once

I feel like if I were Jensen and I were directing this, I would also set up a scene where I got to eat a piece of perfectly crunchy bacon as often as it was required

"the meat man" jesus christ

sarah mclachlan isn't even a vegetarian anymore, dean

I'm 1000000% not cool with dean controlling what sam is or is not allowed to eat or even have in the bunker

sam's barely left his room :(

"look man i get it, with jack, and rowena" don't say cas' fucking name, you're not allowed to have his name in your fucking mouth anymore, dean. actually don't say jack's either, the last time you saw him you wanted to execute him so fuck you.

sam's mug is really cute

the sheriff urged citizens to "travel in packs" so I'm like where are werewolves in this episode

I don't like how he hit him, sam like. flinched.

I had to actually pause the show from sam flinching that hard, and this is not unintentionally like these are extremely talented professional actors, this is deliberate and OOF

"that's real bacon, dean" "you're damn right it is."

oh that's fucking foul. glad I put a warning for consent issues right at the top! what the fuck. what a fucking asshole.

I said to my partner that dean should go to hell and he said "again? he didn't learn enough last time" and I'm like "yeah. he should go back. check back in, I hear they have a lot of vacancies" "they check into hell like it's fucking rehab" except it just makes dean worse but then somehow the show never brings up alistair? I was glad belphegor referenced that at least

I'm glad sam stood up for the deceased

"if he doesn't get in it'll be the end of the world!" "uh no, the END OF THE WORLD is the end of the world" thank you.

oh boy it's becky.

is becky... luring sam winchester to her house???? while her husband is out with the kids?????

oh there's chuck.

hm. feel a bit bad for assuming the worst of becky but given her track history idk

I'm glad vice principal bailey called dean out on the fucking fetish comment

I do like becky here as a creator in her own right. she's made her own world

okay glad too that we acknowledge what she did to sam was fucking hideous beyond words

I am here for them sitting around and doing laundry and talking.

I see a funko pop in the background, incredibly cursed

turning a profit / turning a "prophet" ha ha

chuck's really still going hard on the leviathan plotline lmao

"three AU fic deadlines breathing down my neck" bless

I do love rob benedict "they're just like TEETH FACE!"

"You don't need me. No one does." thanks god, I agree

this does make me want to write

I like that the guy in the mascot fursuit is named Toby and I feel like there's an opportunity for dean to also put on a mascot outfit

"it's like a piece of my heart is gone" is she literally like... using her heart in a spell or something? she keeps saying this line and we thought the other girl was not genuine but maybe she was right, this girl's full of shit and is just saying that

it's been years and i still don't like understand what lacrosse is so I have looked it up at long last and

**The game was said to be played "for the Creator" or was referred to as "The Creator's Game."**

that's especially interesting in a chuck-related context

ghost orchid, very specific

there's also the "holy ghost orchid"?

this is just a little too well scripted

she has braces. hm. saved by orthodontia.

oh this lady's a wine mom, thank god.

WOW THAT IS A LOT OF BLOOD

lmao is this the same garage set they used in the season premiere but with slightly different shelving

I like the handmade crowley and cas here

writing's writing, damn fucking right that fic is writing

god is he using her computer, mannnnn leave her laptop alone

I have this cas plush right me as I'm watching this because i'm sad about him lmao and he's SO CUTE I'm gonna get the sam and dean to go with my cas and crowley

these maquettes are pretty impressive, I like the website they made too

sam and dean showed up in plainclothes/hunter clothes to confront this guy so they know he knows they know

god, thank god for sam trying to actually "save the people" instead of the focus on "hunt the things"

oh i see so becky's feedback leads to chuck deciding to up the ante and kill sam? hm.

chuck tortures his OCs

:( this situation sucks, when they said there was no resistance i was kind of worried about something like this

bury them under the peonies. I think peonies like bone meal/blood meal, don't they

mmmmmmmm asking dean about if he has kids I'm still like do not fucking speak about jack, dean, you don't deserve it, don't even think about him

he sure did reintroduce some classic rock elements, I'm pretty stoked for jensen's album honestly

I'm like... not actually cool with this? I guess if that's really what he wanted then fine I GUESS, I'm not opposed to assisted suicide in theory but especially after seeing Benny earlier in this episode is this really the only way out?

hmmmmmmm. god sure is arrogant.

I'm glad to see emily perkins get like some serious range with the character

I've been pretty bad at predicting this episode lmao I guess davy perez got me

"we would've done the same for jack" says sam "yeah we would" says dean, with absolutely no right to say that

"dean... I still think about jessica, i can't just let that go" god sam sweetheart I'm so fucking sorry

I think becky even noted that chuck "didn't even mention castiel" and indeed

:( sam.

so I guess he didn't die in this one? wtf TV Guide you gave me weird expectations for this episode

chuck sitting surrounded by his own characters' soulless funko bobbleheads sure is thematically heavy

well i guess that's it for this one

[inkedmyths]

S1: E20 "Dead Man's Blood"

Brought to you by Soup Anon, and sorry for a lack of format I forgot how do read more on mobile and I'm on the way to work.

This episode featuring: Poor Mr. Elkens, Dad Of The Year, cowboy vampires, and a legendary gun

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Poor Mr. Elkins

Oh shit its a gang. Ominous music

He gone. He booking it. Goodbye Mr. Elkins

Man why is the camerawork so dark

Oh its the chick. She followed him?

WHAT

What is she?? One of those skin stealers from before??

WOAH

Whats the fuckin deal

Oh they eat him

Poor Mr. Elkins

Dean trying to hook Sam back up with Sarah lmaoooo

Oh he knew Mr Winchester I see I see

Breaking and entering ✨

Ok so he was someone similar to the Winchesters. A monster hunter guy

Hello outside

All his leftover stuff... and his blood....

Mail drop!!

Oh hi dad man welcome to the party

Sam everytime he finds out about something their dad didn't tell them ">:O"

Oh boy! Family hunting trip!

VAMPIRES OH BOY

WAIT WHAT. OF ALL THE MONSTERS. THEY DONT KNOW ABOUT VAMPIRES.

Ohhh classic, pretend to be dead/hurt and attack

EOUGH TEETH

[ Crepe asks if the vampires are clowns. I said no. There are clown vampires?? When?? Why??? ]

Sam wants the deets and Deans like "Just accept it bro" and they both have so much issues

[ Crepe realizes what episode it is, that they're going after the Colt. Yes. I assume this is important. ]

Sam and Dean arguing about it, now with the concept of why Dean is the way he is

Cowboy Vampires. Yeehaw

Ohhh oh Vampire Drama

Oh the gun

Angy Sam angy

This poor chick. They ate her boyfriend and now they're like half fucking in front of her

Oh thats. Thats something

Kinky

Oh we're just gonna waltz in

Ohhh a legendary gun??

[ Crepe decides to inform me that in the SPN universe, turning into a vampire can in a short period of time be reversed with a special soup. What the fuck is going on here. ]

Anyways. Gun story

Ohhh spooky

A gun that can kill anything... OH LIKE THE DEMON

Ohhh I seeeee

Fuck I love spooky legendary weapons that can only be used a limited number of times

[ Five times. Only five shots. Ohh that's the good shit. ]

They are just walking around. Around and around. Sleepy vampires everywhere

OH SHIT WAKEY WAKEY

Pack kill moments

Funeral Home?

Fidgety Sam, antsy about. Everything around.

Ah. John Winchester got suuuuper fucked up. And ended up an asshole about it. I mean I knew that but its interesting to have it addressed

Men Having Feelings And Being Bad At Them

Sad Men Being Sad is Dean going to barge in and interrupt the moment

Yea. Hi Dean

The fuck is that. What do you need it for

"I usually draw the line at necrophilia" LMAO GOOD ONE

Dean really never shuts the fuck up huh

Ohhh soaked in a Dead Man's Blood..... interesting

Hhhrgh oh I see. He doesn't expect to make it out of this fight. I mean I get it but man

Stressed cowboy vampires

[ Crepe makes a comment about being surprised Dean isn't flirting. Does Dean have a cowboy kink? Cowboysexual? Like a little yeehaw? ]

Boo!!

Saving a bunch of ppl used as blood bags

Oh funky watcha gonna do now Mr. Winchester

Oop that didn't work

Ooooh woah spooooky gun

Thats 1 out of 5

Damn that sure did kill him

They sure did!!

Alriiight family roadtrip

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This gun is the coolest shit in the show so far. I love legendary items. I love that shit I eat it up so so much and the item limit... now thats the GOOD stuff....

Anyways. Season finale ahead! I'll do it tomorrow since apparently its a 2 parter. Almost there folks.

[criticlog]

SPN S2E22 - All Hell Breaks Loose, Part 2

Poor Dean… what now?

Yellow eyed demon is not kidding around with the threats

This is like watching a parent burying a child. He basically raised him. He was forced to take care of him cause no one else was there to do it JOHN

A crossroad deal? That seems like a very bad idea Dean. Also very hypocritical of you considering how you chewed out that other guy who made the same deal to save his wife and how pissed you were at your dad for it

That’s true actually, if the normal deal is 10 years to live, John got a super shitty deal. He got like 15 minutes!

Hey welcome back Sammy! Damn that was quick, you were only gone for a couple of days

How the hell are you gonna explain that Sam just walking around to Bobby??

Lmao Bobby’s face

...and now it’s making me sad

Oh damn everything’s coming together with the colt and the demon’s plan

All this time, yellow eyed just needed a someone to cross over an iron line

I appreciate your sass

Jake, don’t make a deal with this guy, he’s a con man. Don’t do it! omg…

Oh shit he’s go mind control powers too now?

Yikes.. well that didn’t work out well did it Jake… that was pretty anticlimactic end. He just opened a door over a iron line and died

Goddamn Sam, I think he’s dead already

John???? How the hell did you escape out of hell??

Excuse me??? What is he doing here?? He just walked out of hell??

Wait, why is everyone on a green screen suddenly? They’re just standing around, what happened?

I understand they wanted to have a moment with the brothers, but now it just feels like Bobby and Ellen both vanished lmao

So much for not telling Sam

This feels nice actually, they talked to each other and now they can work on fixing this together instead of hiding in their own corners with their secrets

Oh there’s Bobby and Ellen! They didn’t vanish after all!

And that’s the end of season 2! Overall, I would say I liked it better than season 1. A lot of the episodes were just plain fun to watch and the overarching narrative was better incorporated throughout the season. Wasn’t necessarily as strong as in season 1, but it worked. I also don’t remember any other season finishing on such a positive note lmao feels nice!

[mycasandstarrs]

SPN 5x04: “The End”

Ahhh, the informant.

Why is Cas even on the side of the highway??? Baby, what is you doing??

“You know, it’s kind of funny. Talking to a messenger of God on a cellphone. It’s, you know, like watching a Hell’s Angel ride a moped.”

“This isn’t funny, Dean! The voice says I’m almost out of minutes.”

LMAO.

“What stuff?” lmao, Cas pls.

:’)

Cas dead ass stood there for hours tho, bless his heart.

So, while Sam was having his talk with Lucifer, Cas and Dean were having their own talk, Dean went to sleep and slept for a bit while Sam learned he was Lucifer’s vessel, than probably immediately called Dean to tell him.

“Lucifer’s wearing you to the prom?” Isn’t that gonna come back up at some point?

“Look, Dean, I can do this. I can. I'm gonna prove it to you.” Aww, Sam.

“We're not stronger when we're together, Sam. I think we're weaker.” Dean, pls.

It even pains Dean to suggest they stay apart, damn it.

Here we go. Endverse!AU.

(I like how Zachariah had the humor to place him in the exact location.)

Ha, “Luc y Bar”

You might wanna back away, Dean.

Oh damn, he just punched a kid.

I remember reading somewhere that Jensen ran so fast, he outran the extras, and they had to tell him to slow it down a little.

“Do You Love Me” by the Contours. The COOLEST WAY to use this song, period.

August 1, 2014.

And there's the bastard.

As a Houstonian, welp. 

So Bobby is RIP in this world?

Yep. :(

The photo! (That Dean somehow keeps, manages brings back to the present with him, stows it in John’s journal...where Mary finds it, many years later. Did she ever ask about it?)

The Impala is also RIP :( (I wonder at what point Endverse!Dean let her go to waste.)

dun dun DUN

“Why don't you give me one good reason why I shouldn't gank you right here and now?”

“Because you’d only be hurting yourself.”   

Dean’s got jokes, lmao.

Endverse!Dean got a certain look in his eyes when Dean mentioned Zachariah. I wonder what his last encounter with him was like.

“Rhonda Hurley. We were, uh, nineteen. She made us try on her panties. They were pink. And satiny. And you know what? We kind of liked it.”

Ooohhhh the CANON fact that Dean has tried on panties and liked it.

Ahh, so the virus started in 2012.

And Sam?

Endverse!Dean stopped talking to Sam in 2009...

I’d trust me.

Oh dear, I hope Dean didn't get any splinters from that.

Chuck!

(Tho it is rather fucked up that God just...stepped down and allowed this shit show to happen.)

Really Risa? There’s bigger things to worry about than Dean sleeping with someone else, get over yourself.

I love that Dean asks for Cas. I wonder how he would’ve reacted if Chuck told him that Cas was dead.

There he is.

Endverse!Cas is so funny, in a very sad way.

Dean’s reaction to the orgy thing, lmao.

“I thought you’d gotten over trying to label me.” Huh, wonder how long that lasted. And did it start when Cas started losing his powers? (”So you’re an angel...with no powers. What does that make you?” ) 

I can’t even revel in Cas laughing/smiling because I know he’s bitter about it.

“What happened to you?”

“Life.”

RIP that dude. Killed by Endverse!Dean.

“Me and him—It's a pretty messed-up situation we got going.” Umm, he was pointing at you Dean, why did you look at Endverse!Cas????

(Completely irrelevant, but Jensen has such a nice voice.)

The Colt! 

I was just about to ask if they had gone to Crowley’s for it, when Endverse!Dean explained that it’d been moved from place to place.

Endverse!Cas is mad cute.

And he still resents Dean torturing...as does Dean.

Me too, Endverse!Cas.

The banter between Endverse!Cas and Endverse!Dean is next level.

“Are you saying we, uh, walk in straight up the driveway, past all the demons and the Croats, and we shoot the devil?”

“Yes.”

“Okay, if you don't like, uh, 'reckless', I could use 'insouciant', maybe.”

“Are you coming?”

“Of course.”

But Cas’ loyalty to Dean still remains.

“Lucifer’s wearing him to the prom.” OOOHHH I KNEW THAT LINE WAS GONNA COME BACK UP.

“I’m begging you. Say yes...but you won’t. ‘Cause I didn’t.” Not yet, anyways.

Chuck and his advice, lmao.

Good lord, Endverse!Cas is going through it.

“I’m all but useless.” :(

“That’s just how I roll.” Why does Endverse!Cas talk like Dean?

Cas beside Dean, no matter what.

“I’ve seen your lying expressions. I see them in a mirror.” Ouch, that hurt.

Endverse!Dean is a dick.

“You mean you're gonna feed your friends into a meat grinder? Cas, too?” o h, why the distinction between “your friends” and “Cas” h u h

Poor Endverse!Cas probably died in that battle (or worse, he survived but had to go on without Endverse!Dean.)

RIP Endverse!Dean. Killed by Lucifer.

Archangels really like to look snazzy.

(Oohh lord, I’m remembering a post where someone suggested that Sam probably recognized Dean and tried to reach out to him, and when Dean rejected that, it would explain that hurt look on his face.)

Nature itself has always been Lucifer’s favorite thing about the Earth.

“The...little hairless apes.” Fuck u too, buddy.

“I know what you are.”

“What am I?”

“You're the same thing, only bigger. The same brand of cockroach I've been squashing my whole life. An ugly, evil, belly-to-the-ground, supernatural piece of crap. The only difference between them and you is the size of your ego.”  

All the angels seem to like Dean.

“You better kill me now. Or I swear, I will find a way to kill you.” And you will, Dean.

“ Whatever choices you make, whatever details you alter, we will always end up—here. I win. So, I win.”  (EXCEPT YOU WON’T, MOTHERFUCKERRRR)

Back to the present we go!

“Oh, well, if it isn't the ghost of Christmas screw you.” I love Dean.

“You’re the only person who can prove the devil wrong.” He’s riigghhttt.

!!!!!! Such a special, classic little moment between Dean and Cas. <3

“That’s pretty nice timing, Cas.”

“We had an appointment.”

“Don’t ever change.”

What an interesting car Sam chose.

I find it fitting that Ruby’s knife was sort of the olive branch here.

Did Dean eventually tell Sam about his 2014 trip?

“The point is...maybe we are each other's Achilles heel. Maybe they'll find a way to use us against each other, I don't know. I just know we're all we've got. More than that. We keep each other human.” :’)

I wanna hug both of ‘em.

[mycasandstarrs]

SPN 3x12: “Jus in Bello”

Hoo freaking boy.

Just how many wigs did Bela own?

“You understand how many people are gonna die if you do this?” The answer is approximately 30.

“You know nothing about me.” Gee, it’s like you’ve told them nothing about you and they’re only going off their ow personal experiences with you, which are currently “kinda” shitty.

And then she adds salt to the wound...son of a bitch.

Hello, Henriksen.

Dude, chill out.

“Hey! Hey! Watch the merchandise!”

The boys being chained together like that must’ve caused some funny shenanigans as they had to move together.

Like right freaking now.

I’m just now realizing that the BMOL are currently keeping an eye on this shit going down and aren’t raising a finger to do anything about it.

Henriksen has to go through his own b.s.

“I got a lot to celebrate. I mean, after all, seeing you two in chains...”

“You kinky son of a bitch. We don’t swing that way.” lmao. 

“Take a good look at Sam. You two will never see each other again.”

WHOA WHOA WHOA. PUMP THE BREAKS HENRIKSEN.

What a dick. He kinda has to be, so I get why...but srsly chill out.

See, like right there. He goes in for a handshake and gets handed paperwork instead and treated like an inferior. I was pissed at Henriksen less than 10 seconds ago yet when someone treats him poorly, I’m outraged.

Deputy Director Steven Groves.

OOH SHIT HE SHOT DEAN HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT COMING

Sam memorized his exorcism!

But doesn’t complete it, the demon makes an early exit.

RIP Deputy Director Steven Groves

Poor Dean bleeding out. Jeez, give him medical attention!

RIP All these people.

RIP Reidy

Henriksen and the Winchesters all keeping their cool.

See, that’s the Henriksen I like!

Sam and his powers of convincing.

SAM THAT IS REALLY JOLTING, JEEZ.

Nice work, Sam.

“Would it kill these cops to bring us a snack?!” They’re the target of a major demon attack and Dean’s major concern is that he’s hungry, lmao.

“It’s like we got a contract on us. Think it’s because we’re so awesome? I think it’s ‘cause we’re so awesome.” LMAO, shut up Dean. 

One of these two is possessed AND IT WAS HENRIKSEN.

RIP Sheriff.

Good job Sam!

Nothing like a good ol’ exorcism to convince people that the supernatural exists.

“I shot the sheriff.”

“But you didn’t shoot the deputy.”

 I made the exact joke when I first watched this right before Dean did. I’m telling you, me and Dean? Connected.

Sam’s ultimate bitchface, hahahaha.

(x)

Aaayyyy. The alliance has been forged.

Both Henriksen and Dean ask Nancy how she’s doing.

“When I was little, I would come home from the church and start to talk about the devil. And my parents would tell me to stop being so literal. I guess I showed them, huh?” She’s got a great sense of humor.

Dean risks his ass to get more weapons.

Shame they don’t have the freakin’ Colt....

Get back inside Dean!!!

Was Sam unaware of Dean leaving?

Guess not.

Well, that was something.

Anti possession charms.

AAYYY THEIR TATTOOS!

Henriksen laments over his kill.

OH NO DUDE.

Henriksen gets “the talk”.

Would Henriksen have become a hunter? He would’ve been a pretty good one. Him, Jody, and Donna: cops turned part time hunters.

God, Henriksen had personality.

Fucking Ruby.

Sam, without question, frees Ruby from the trap. I’m about as frustrated as Dean right now.

30 demons.

Sam kept quiet about Lilith? Son of a bitch, Sam. And I know this shit is gonna continue into S4....

Again, had BELA not interfered and stolen the Colt, they wouldn’t be getting ripped a new one by Ruby. 

Tho Dean is somewhat enjoying watching Sam fumble his way through an explanation. Payback for keeping secrets from him.

Damn it, the Colt being gone means that Ruby has to perform a spell that would kill even her. We missed out on an early Ruby death, fucking hell.

(But this is reminding me of when Cas almost killed himself when he carved an angel banishing sigil on his chest to get rid of 5 angels. Cas and Ruby, both willing to kill themselves to help out the Winchesters, except the former actually went through with his plan...)

The spell calls for a virgin...Nancy steps forward.

Unfortunately, it calls for Nancy’s heart to get cut out of her chest.

Nancy is noble af. She deserves better.

“Nobody kill any virgins!” Kinda funny out of context.

Dean’s got a plan.

Dean’s plan wins.

Oh boo freaking hoo Ruby.

Also, I’m just realizing that Sam considered going through with Ruby’s plan because it would save the people outside...when she already killed a good number of them just to get to them. Dude...where is your logic.

8 minutes left. Here we go lads.

Dean and Henriksen working together! Fucking A!

“When this is over, I’m gonna have so much sex...but not with you.” Nancy...you’re awesome.

A mass exorcism! Dean’s plan was so great.

But one demon gets away....

How cool was that???

“Rest in peace, guys.”

Oh, Henriksen....goddamn it, I’m about to be sooo fucking sad.

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

RIP Henriksen, Nancy, and all the others. They deserved so much better.

I hate when Ruby’s right. I hate admitting when she’s got a point, fuck man.

Don’t let her get you down,boys. Y’all did the best you could...which is often the greatest tragedy: doing everything correctly, giving it your all, and still coming up short. 

(Allow me to scream into the void.)

[spnreactionblogging]

proverbs 17:3

SPOILERS BELOW

so I somehow managed to actually avoid all spoilers to this one and I'm going in fairly blind

if it's named after a bible verse I am naturally going to look up what that verse is before even pressing start

New International Version The crucible for silver and the furnace for gold, but the LORD tests the heart.

hm.

also I'm very tired and almost fell asleep on the couch just now so let's see how long I last watching this

stoked to see richard directed this one

the tagline on amazon is "Sam and Dean’s routine case turns out to be anything bug. Recurring guest star RICHARD SPEIGHT, JR. directed the episode."

and I don't know if "anything bug" is a typo or a reference to Bugs and I hope it's the latter

spiced rum with cinnamon sounds great

"maybe it's a really big deer" honestly I was like "fuck it's a moose"

man this is why I don't go camping

I like sam's flannel more than usual

ohhhhhhhhhhh my god sam texting cas and trying to make sure he's all right is the saddest thing I've ever fucking seen and DEAN NEVER TOLD SAM WHAT WAS GOING ON??? jesus just twist the knife

and not a single one of those texts is pass-agg! they all assume good faith and are genuinely concerned. and dean didn't fucking tell sam what happened. he's giving cas the benefit of the doubt and giving him an in, and "service sucks" is an out where he doesn't have to say he was ghosting

oh god when dean slams the door open and announces he's back and sam fucking jumps, jared's so fucking good at this it's like legitimately triggering to me at how accurate, I've fucking been there, he can't be seen communicating with the outside world/the excommunicated ex-friend

GOD the fucking ghost peppers and dean just won't listen to him, dean deserves this, he refuses to admit he needs water and won't even say it and just motions for it

THIS WAS WRITTEN BY STEVE YOCKEY NO WONDER IT'S SO GOOD I'm so glad he's here for season 15 he's so fucking good!!!

not gonna lie I'm enjoying watching dean suffer the consequences of being an arrogant fuck with the fucking ghost peppers

god this is so intense I LOVE SAMIFER OR DEMON SAM OR WHATEVER SORRY, that fucking suit is so visually striking

I love these shots?

also the colt didn't work last time, why would you think it would work now

poor sam

"hamill and ford???" sam's trying so hard to keep it together

but indeed, haven't we all been saying for forever that sam's luke and dean's han

"that is a deep cut!" lmfao and god that's fucking 1x03??? proverbs 17:3 is a pretty deep cut I think

"are you the sheriff?" "that's what the mug says"

I'm glad we're taking a moment to acknowledge that witnessing your friends being murdered is pretty traumatic

werewolf episode huh

wow it's a rare moment of something pseudo-sexually threatening that takes the victim's side for once

glad to see dean actually seeming supportive for once, too? this is the sort of dean that I miss

werewolf guy andy may has almost the same plaid as sam?

dean's having to face the reality that he's gotten older

silver pen is a clever way to go about this

the dean and sam parallels here are very obvious and upsetting

SLEEPY BEAR INN is something else

is ashley like... also not human?

sam's right this seems too convenient

I'm glad to see so much footage from the "monsters'" perspective in this and I can't help but notice how dean is just like "yeah we hunt and kill monsters" "let's just shoot them right away" etc as always

the hospital gave her diazepam or something similar, I can make out "-pam" on the bottle

this conversation is tragic

yeah dean immediately fell asleep because "I'm gonna splash some water on my face" is the same kind of famous last words phrase as "I'm gonna just rest my eyes real quick"

fascinated by a guy named andy being the one to grapple with his thematic parallel sam, and the other brother fighting with dean

oh i knew it, i knew he'd kill his brother

oh :(

OH ouch 8[

yeah those were chekhov's antlers if I've ever seen any

philosophy major, amirite, wouldn't it be easier if things were planned for you... now that god's writing the show again

there's still a lot more to this episode

oh there you go.

damn is it really lilith?

I love that she refuses to call the equalizer by its name lmao

sam with an demon blade and dean with an angel blade sure is a thematic mood isn't it

god I love this shot of them all laid out on the floor? like it's literally a parallel and I love it

jesus christ sam is having the worst nightmares EVER

watching dean brutalize sam is always excruciating

god's OCs taking it out on each other

poor sam waking up alone like that

time to steal a truck from two dead guys!

"a low rent dean koontz" lmaoooooo

man. this is so good. I love yockey's episodes so much

I love love love love love lilith taking chuck to task for the themes in this very episode they're in, I LOVE this meta shit i'm so here for it

oh, death by a thousand cuts

YES the devil's trap bullet!! have they even used this since abaddon? I'm so glad yockey remembers things that have occurred, the continuity in his episodes = A++++ and I'm living

I'm guessing it's in the car

right in the fucking glovebox, of course

I hope they scraped that melted metal off the ground, what if they just had a gun that fired bullets MADE FROM ANOTHER GUN???? seems about par for the course

"he was supposed to be gone. god was supposed to be gone." the pause between these lines is palpable, like. they were just talking about cas and that moment hangs

sam's still trying to reach him :( and warn him

sam's confirming what we all already knew, he had a link to chuck

chinhands, I love this though

"are we supposed to run in this hamster wheel until we die? or we get boring, and he ends us?" mmmm TV commentary

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH THESE CURTAINS

man this was so fucking good? this episode was gold, thank you steve yockey and RSJ

[mycasandstarrs]

SPN 6x18: “Frontierland”

THEN: Wyoming, Samuel Colt, and a giant devil’s trap. Angels and their ability to time travel. Purgatory, opening it to let something in, and “the Mother of All”. The Khan Worm making people go postal on loved ones and Eve’s message to the boys.

A true Western duel.

Goddamn, does Dean look good or what?

Special title card!

48 Hours Later (And 150 Years Later)

Sam remembers the layout of the Campbell headquarters.

The Campbell family library. Wow. I hope they took everything.

“River, Joaquin, or the giant flaming bird?”

Good answer Dean.

Dean’s already geeking out.

"’March 5, 1861. Sunrise, Wyoming. Gun killed a Phoenix today. Left a pile of smoldering ash.’” 

NERD ALERT.

“Castiel. The, uh, fate of the world is in the balance. So, come on down here. Come on, Cas, ‘I Dream of Jeannie’ your ass down here pronto. Please.”

Ah ok, no - OH i would’ve spoken too soon. I was about to mention how Dean finally didn’t mention Cas’ “ass”  in a prayer, but he did.

Rachel shows up instead.

“I think you call him when you need something.” That’s fair.

Hello, Cas.

“Where the hell’s Dean?”

“Supply run, he said.” I’m already giggling because I know what Dean really means.

“Um, about your plan. You'll only have 24 hours.”

“Wait, what? Why?”

“Well, the answer to your question can best be expressed as a series of partial differential equations.”

“Yeah, aim lower.”

lmaoo Bobby. What I love even more is that Cas understood.

I don’t think Cas really needs a watch?? 

I mean, Dean really went out of his way to buy new clothes.

“Look, just because you're obsessed with all that Wild West stuff --”

“No, I’m not.”

“You have a fetish!”

LMAO.

Dean is the biggest dork and I love him.

I can’t stop laughing.

“You know what that is?”

“Yeah, it’s horse--”

“Authenticity.”

LMAO.

Never really noticed how Sam tries multiple times to get the horse shit off his shoe.

“You're gonna burn for this. Every one of you.” Fitting last words.

“RIP” Elias Finch. Hung.

“Nice blanket.”

Awww, butthurt Dean.

“Marshal Eastwood. Clint Eastwood. This here is, uh, Walker. He’s a Texas Ranger.” Oh my lord, Dean.

“Nice shirt.”

“What’s wrong with my shirt?”

“You’re very clean.”

“...it’s dirtier than it looks.”

Oh my goodness.

Dean has become so disillusioned, poor thing.

Ewww nooo.

I’m Sam laughing at Dean in the background.

RIP judge. Killed by Elias Finch.

The Sheriff knew about Elias.

“You know, maybe we're not looking for a flaming bird. Maybe the Phoenix is actually walking around in cowboy boots.” There ya go.

“I'll stay here, hook up with the posse. 'Cause you know me -- I'm a posse magnet. I mean, I love posse. Make that into a t-shirt.”

Damn you, Dean.

Sam is as tall as the damn horse, omg.

“That poor horse.” I said the exact same thing on first viewing.

“Forgive me. I’m sorry.” Sheriff’s last words.

RIP Sheriff. Killed by Elias Finch.

Oh boy, Rachel. Our second person to let us know something’s seriously wrong with Cas and his “plan”.

OH NO.

RIP Rachel. Killed by Castiel.

“Cas? Are we running or fighting?” lmaoo Bobby.

Dean looks so good!!!

“I look good.” YOU SURE DO, HON.

“Sheriff’s tough as nails. He’ll be here..”

“Oh my god! The Sheriff’s dead!”

Perfect timing.

Congrats on the new job, Dean!

Samuel Colt.

Old timey demons.

RIP demons. Killed by Samuel Colt.

“Who’s there?”

“Candygram for Mongo.” Of course Dean had to make that reference.

New plan.

“I'm not asking you to throw down with him. I'm asking you to play your part.”

“My part?”

“Yeah. Bait.”

Sam’s turn to get splashed by holy water.

“You Samuel Colt? My name is Sam Winchester. I'm -- I'm a hunter from the year 2011.” Sam was upfront about that. And he just so happened to have the right evidence to back him up.

That’s so trippy.

“You go put on a few more miles and come back, and we'll talk.”

“Trust me, I've got plenty of mileage.”

I love Sam.

I wonder what Sam had to say or do to finally convince Samuel Colt.

“Cas, you -- you look like you went 12 rounds with truckasaurus. What happened?”

“I was, uh...I was betrayed. Rachel, uh...Raphael...He corrupted her. She turned on me.”

Oh hon...I know you’re lying.

I do love seeing Cas and Bobby moments.

“We got less than an hour before you pick up the kids at Frontierland.” Title of the episode!

Plan B.

“It’s your soul.”

“What do you want me to do? Make another deal? Seal it with a kiss?”

I’m sure kissing Cas wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

“Doing this is like...putting your hand in a nuclear reactor. I have to do it very gingerly.”

“Or...?”

“Or you’ll explode.”

“Well. Keep both hands on the wheel. Let's do this.”

Bobby trusts Cas (and wants Sam and Dean back safely) to put himself in that kind of danger.

The Deputy is sweating bullets.

Iron is a phoenix’s weakness.

Dean let Elias monologue to buy Sam time.

“So tell me -- are you really willing to die to protect this piece of filth?”

“Honestly, I could care less about him. He's a dick and a coward.”

Yeah, that guy is garbage.

I...gotta admire how Dean totally understood where Elias was coming from when it came to killing the three people, and how he almost reluctantly tells him that he has to kill him anyways.

RIP Deputy. Killed by Elias Finch.

“Wow, I should've seen that coming.” lmao, i didn’t see it coming either.

“Ohh. Hello, beautiful.” Dean really has a thing for the Colt.

Back at the beginning.

Let Dean have his Western moment, Sam.

I swear the music here sounds familiar??

RIP Elias Finch. Killed by Dean.

“Yippee-ki-yay, mother--”  

DON’T DO YOUR JOKES, GET THE ASHES.

Welp.

Cas and Bobby both look exhausted.

“Bobby, I'm sorry.” Apologize to Cas too, ya dummy.

I believe this is a Back to The Future thing?

At least sign for the thing.

FUCK. YES.

“Ashes of a Phoenix. You know what this means?”

“Yeah, I didn't get a ‘soulonoscopy’ for nothing.”

“Yes. And... it means we take the fight to her.”

I fucking love this episode so much.

(P.S. How much do you wanna bet that Dean kept the outfit? Sheriff’s badge and all?)

[mycasandstarrs]

SPN 6x04: “Weekend at Bobby’s”

THEN: Crowley meets Bobby and makes a deal with him. Bobby’s soul is “insurance” to Crowley. Rufus Turner, a “friend” of Bobby’s. Sheriff Jody Mills. Crowley gives Bobby the ability to walk again. Dean starts to question Sam.

One Year Ago.

Summoning ritual.

Bobby’s English accent is sooo fucking good.

Are all of Crowley’s contracts engraved into people’s skin??

“I only have to make ‘best efforts’ to give you back your soul.” Oh, what a bullshit clause.

I love Bobby.

But as always, Crowley’s got a hellhound up his sleeve.

Nice to jump in the middle of a case.

“What happened, you fall and can't get up?”

“Hilarious.”

lol

Bobby’s song. "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers.

“Balls” Counter: 1.

I knew from first viewing that this was a special episode that I’d love.

“Balls” Counter: 2.

Followed almost immediately by another one: 3.

Bobby works so hard.

Directed by Jensen Ackles. :)

I wonder when Bobby had the time to hunt and capture a demon.

“You don't get it. He's the King.”

“King of the Crossroads. I've heard the speech.”

“No. King of Hell.”

(So at this point, Crowley met with Ramiel, offered him the throne, then took it when Ramiel declined. Plus, we now know that the Colt is currently with Ramiel.)

Saved by the bell.

I think it’s super cute that even adults get nervous about talking with their crushes.

“It's stupid horror flicks. Guilty pleasure.”

“I love scary movies. Hey have you seen ‘Drag Me To Hell’?”

“Trying to avoid it.”

Bobby’s good at lying.

Marcy’s laying it on real thick. Even my clueless ass is picking up the hints she’s dropping.

This is so awkward and cute, omg.

“Fergus MacLeoud. I swear. We call him Lucky the Leprechaun behind his back.”

“MacLeoud’s Scottish, Einstein.”

lmao.

RIP demon. Killed by Bobby

Garth!

“Yeah, Garth, what do you got? Never heard of a vamp doin’ that. It doesn't sound like our kind of thing. Better drop a dime to the FBI....Willis, FBI. No, Garth, not me, the FBI. The real FBI! How are you still alive?”

LMAO. I wonder what Bobby would think of Garth now.

Rufus! 

WITH THE BEST ENTRANCE, LMAO.

“Yeah, I'm getting slow – says mister sits on his ass all day taking calls.” Oh, you’re so wrong about that.

I love Rufus.

“So the son of a bitch's name is Fergus MacCleoud?”

“That’s the son of a bitch’s name.”

“Crowley lets slip he likes Craig. Craig is uh--”

“It's Scotch. Only made and sold in a tiny area on the north tip of Caithness county. It's peaty and sharp, with a long finish of citrus and tobacco notes. Hey, what? What am I, a heathen? I know what Craig is.”

Aahh, I can see why people keep referring to Sam and Dean as “Bobby and Rufus”.

“Well, I ain't askin' for no help.” 

“I ain’t askin’ for your permission.”

God, I love their banter.

RIP priest. Killed by the lamia.

“Balls” Counter: 4

Jody!!

I LOVE that they showed the lamia’s shadow during the fight. it’s so hilarious.

RIP lamia. Killed by Dean.

“Rufus Turner, aka Luther Vandros, aka Ruben Studdard.” Rufus’ aliases are great.

“You got a warrant, sonny?”

“Well, do I need one, sir?”

Uh, yeah dude, you do..

Jody lies like a hunter already.

“I don’t, I’ve got a body in the basement.”

“My point.”

“Yeah, but I've got another body buried in the yard.”

“Damn it.”

I love their banter too.

“He’s not there.”

“Balls” Counter: 5.

What was it feeding on when you found it?

“Single white females, while they slept.”

Oh no, not Marcy!

It’s been a while since I've been jumpscared by this damn show.

“Have you seen anything...weird?”

“You mean besides you?”

pfft.

RIP okami. Killed by Bobby.

Oh my god, poor Marcy completely drenched in blood.

Awww.

“I don’t think so.”

“Story of my life.”

Mine too, sweetie.

Woodchipper>>>everything, according to Rufus.

Fergus Rodric MacLeoud...and his son, Gavin.

Rufus is top notch at research.

Bobby has the hardest time asking for help, lol.

“John P. Jones” AKA Dean.

Bobby’s eye roll once Dean mentions he’s calling about Sam...he probably gets it all the time.

Rufus on the other line.

“The good news is I snagged the ring, Bobby. However--”

“Tell me that ain’t--”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah. Three guesses and one of them – it ain't the paramedics.”

I am laughing so hard.

“Bobby, I gotta stash this ring.”

“Well, don’t swallow it.”

“Right! I’m swallowing it, Bobby!”

I can’t even swallow pills, Rufus swallowed a whole ass ring. What a legend.

“You know what, forget it.  I mean I'm baring my soul like a freaking girl here and, uh, and you've got stuff to do. So that is – that's fine. That's fine but, seriously, a little selfish. Not all about you.”  

UH DEAN WINCHESTER, YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

OHHH SPILL THE TEA BOBBERS.

“Sam. Dean. I love you like my own. I do. But sometimes – Sometimes... You two are the whiniest, most self-absorbed sons of bitches I ever met! I'm selfish? Me? I do everything for you! Everything! You need some lore scrounged up, you need your asses pulled out of the fire, you need someone to bitch to about each other, you call me and I come through. Every damn time! And what do I get for it? Jack with a side of squat!”

“Bobby-”

“Do I sound like I'm done? Now look. I know you've got issues. God knows I know. But I got a news flash for you. You ain't the center of the universe! Now, it may have slipped your mind... that Crowley owns my soul! And the meter is running! And I will be damned if I'm going to sit around and–and be damned! So how about you two sack up and help me for once?”

I love Bobby Singer!!!

“Luther Vandross show up? Tell him I'm a fan.” Jody’s got jokes.

Come on, Jody. :( Although I lowkey get and respect her wanting to keep her job.

I don’t think Bobby’s had the chance to drink/eat anything when he wants to.

Jody pulls through!

“Please tell me the ring is still in your stomach.”

*Rufus pulls the ring out of his pocket*

“I’ll go boil some water.”

pfft.

Gavin MacLeoud.

Crowley’s always hated his job a King of Hell.

LMAO I love Crowley’s impersonation of Bobby.

That mini plot twist.

“You may be king of the dirt bags here but, in life, you were nothing but a two-bit tailor who sold his soul in exchange for an extra three inches below the belt.” What a ridiculous thing to sell your damn soul for.

“Me and Sam, we’ve gone international.”

“You demons. You think you're something special. But you're just spirits. Twisted, perverted, evil spirits. But, end of the day, you're nothing but ghosts with an ego.”

“You hear that, Crowley? That’s me flicking my Bic for you.” lol Dean.

AAYYY BOBBY FUCKING SINGER. Bargained with the King of Hell and won.

“You know, now that I think about it, maybe I'll just... napalm your ass anyhow.”

“Dean, he's a dick, but a deal’s a deal.”

“I don't need you fight my battles for me, Moose. Get bent. Now, if you'll excuse me. I've a little hell to raise.” 

One of my favorite Crowley lines/moments.

That tiny little car.

Dean loved Bobby so much he went on a 9 hour plane ride for him.

lmao, why am I Dean?

“Listen. Um – about the things I said earlier. I was in a tough spot and I–I guess I was–” NO NO YOU NEEDED TO SAY THAT, THEY NEEDED TO HEAR IT.

Let Bobby have his breaks, damn it.

We love ya, Bobbers.

[mycasandstarrs]

SPN 3x10: “Dream a Little Dream of Me”

I got 10 seconds into the “Then” segment before I realized what happens at the end of the episode, and now I know I’m about to be boiling mad in roughly 37 minutes.

Bobby, my man!

Already comatose. :(

“Long Train Runnin’” by the Doobie Brothers. Holy shit, I haven’t heard this song in a long time.

Sam’s daytime drinking? That’s usually Dean’s thing.

Did Dean tell him about Ruby’s conversation?

I’m gonna assume so.

Oh no, he didn’t.

“How can you care so little about yourself? What’s wrong with you?” While I agree with Sam, that second question was a tad bit harsh.

Dean gets the call about Bobby.

“perfectly healthy” 

Oh hell, Bobby’s one of those “never gets sick” people. I’m over here thinking about how bad his liver must be due to his excessive drinking.

Oh shit, I’m recognizing the hotel room from the “Dean confronts himself” moment.

Dr. Walter Gregg. Went to sleep, never woke up. Much like our Bobby.

“A very nice older man with a beard.” Probably how I’d describe Bobby too.

Dean can occasionally sound very authoritative too.

I almost took my last statement back.

Ah, there he is.

Oh no, Dean-o.

Would not being able to dream really be that bad?

LMAO Dean.

This guy is lying through his teeth.

I love that they visited Bobby in the hospital, even if it was just to be by his side.

Poor Bobby. How long has he been in this nightmare loop?

Sam’s still got jokes.

“Crap.”

“What?”

“Bela.”

“Bela? Crap.”

Same, boys.

Would this be Sam’s dream?

Yeah it is.

The second hand embarrassment is real, oh my goodness.

Dude, who wouldn’t dream of Brad Pitt? (Or Angelina Jolie, for that matter.)

I can’t stop giggling at Sam’s general behavior.

There goes Bela’s lie.

“Nice to s-seeing you, Bela.” LMAO SAM. But that’s about as smooth as I am when it comes to flirting, so I shouldn’t laugh at him for long.

So would this be like Polyjuice Potion? Where the DNA of the person affects the taste of the drink?

Apparently not, it still looks like it tastes like ass.

Pre-hunter life Bobby’s house. Looks rather nice.

Pleaase don’t separate!

Damn, that’s beautiful.

I’ve never seen Bobby look so scared.

Hugs for Bobby 2k18.

Dean’s power of convincing.

“I’m not going to let you die. You’re like a father to me.”

There we go.

Awww. Dean and Bobby solidarity moment.

Jeremy Frost. Our MOTE, technically speaking.

Dean piecing it together.

“I was thirsty.” LMAO, sweetie.

Dean’s been up for 2 days straight, oh my goodness.

My poor sleep deprived, cranky son.

Let Dean sleep!

Sam yanking out Dean’s hair, lol.

“Dream a Little Dream of Me” by the Mamas and the Papas. One of the prettiest songs I know.

What would Dean’s dreams be now? We've already seen Sam’s...

(Tho now that Mary and Jack are back in their world, it might not be the family dinner anymore. Or maybe it is. I’m overthinking it.)

Oh dear, here we go.

“Well aren’t you a handsome son of a gun.”

“I know how you look into a mirror and hate what you see.”

It’s not that easy, hon.

I’m in a great deal of pain right now.

Dean’s breakthrough on John. Such a huge relief for me, even now.

“My father was an obsessed bastard! All that crap he dumped on me, about protecting Sam, that was his crap! He’s the one who couldn’t protect his family. He-he’s the one who let Mom die, who wasn’t there for Sam. I always was! It wasn’t fair! I didn’t deserve what he put on me. And I don’t deserve to go to Hell!”

Our first flash of Deanmon.

Oh Sam. How the turntables...

RIP Jeremy Frost.

S h i t.

Remember when I said there was one turning point with Bela where my disdain for her completely took over? This is it: Bela taking the Colt.

You’re both liars, but it’s probably for the best this time...

OH THANK GGOODNESSSSS. DEAN FINALLY DROPS HIS ACT. I can’t imagine how relieved Sam is.

AND THEN THE SHOW RUINS THE MOMENT. FANTASTIC,