#LMAAOOOOOOOOOO

[mleprae]

😭😭😭😭

[unincised]

my tumblr did a thing

[elecmon]

ur comfort character type is baby... but like... can and will commit crimes...

specifically thinking abt gomamon while writing that

BABIES BUT CAN AND WILL COMMIT CRIMES IS ACTUALLY SUPER FUCKING ON BRAND I-

[awesomehoggirl]

Me an my friends :)

[sharkfinx]

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          A crow had left an weird scroll on his hands, two choices written in it. To wind or to Not wind. There was no sense in any of it, but for his affinity by crows; remind of his late partner..he paid attention. Circling the first option with his finger, without thinking much about as it disappeared in smoke. As any other contract scroll.           By the morning, the first thing his eyes catch was the luxury suitcase set besides him. “....... I’m not too stupid to open a trap like that, nee.? ” Of course, there’s no one anymore to hear him, talking was just a manner to pass time and fill the void.           He opened it anyway, as if something attracted him to.  “A little boy?” No, just a doll as the joints could be seen. A well made—incredible fancy one. Even if the clothes were weird, it was incredible adorable with the frills and little hat. Did Sasori left him it? Was the only possible explanation.. even if didn’t seem reasonable.  Maybe out of boredom or curiosity, lifting the doll and turning on the key on their back to see what would happen. 

[ask-art-student-prussia]

hey can u draw me some booboes i love boobies they're so cute

a single booby, for my friend who talked about booby-bird jokes with me for half of science class. 

[mymarifae]

boutta give myself a stress headache because i went to go let one of the cats into my mom's room and her husband opened the door at the same time. but he was. growling. and snarling. like a wild fuckin' animal. deadass and i'm not even exaggerating he had his teeth bared and was ready to attack. and i have to say this is the most bizarre encounter i've ever had the displeasure of experiencing and i'm never leaving my room again i hate men

[saints-row-2]

“its ok that i said i made my oc who is a middle eastern man ‘look as much a goat-fucking rapist’ as possible because its a joke because he looks like a sexual offender and he fucks goats!” 

[banooky]

LMAAOOOOOOOOOO (not the host)

You can't say "host" without "ho"

-our host

[c10v3r]

stares at you with my autistic eyes

lightbulb and paper doodles (also a famous painting drawing)

(also i totally didnt draw iironpa deaths whaaaaat what r u talkin abt lmaaoooooooooo)

[nnatsume]

I've been listening to rei's solo every night for 5 times straight or until i fall asleep lmaaoooooooooo hehehehe also happy birthday to his wonderful seiyuu

- 🍅

. not gonna say anything because i fell asleep omw to school while listening to omoi no kakera. ANYHOW. i hope he has the happiest bday ever because he deserves it

[theserg97]

[hygieiapides-the-vulgar]

The result, anyway, was the same. Everyone—well, everyone except Vimes—knew the best fat came from the Shmaltzberg wells and mines. It made the whitest, brightest candles, the creamiest soap, the hottest, cleanest lamp oil. The yellow tallow from Ankh- Morpork’s boilers didn’t come close.

Vimes didn’t see the point. Gold...now that was important. People died for it. And iron—Ankh-Morpork needed iron. Timber, too. Stone, even. Silver, now, was very...

He flocked back to a page headed NATURAL RESOURCES, and under SILVER read: “No silver has been mined in Uberwald since the Diet of Bugs in AM1880, and the possession of the metal is technically illegal.”

There was no explanation. He made a note to ask Inigo. After all, where you got werewolves, didn’t you need silver? And things must have been pretty bad if everyone had to eat insects.

Anyway...silver was useful, too, but fat was just...fat. It was like biscuits, or tea, or sugar. It was just something that turned up in the cupboard. There was no style to it, no romance. It was stuff in tubs.

A note was clipped to the next page. He read: “The Fifth Elephant as a metaphor also appears in the Uberwald languages. Depending on context it can mean ‘a thing which does not exist’ (as we would say ‘Klatchian mist’) ‘a thing which is other than it seems’ and ‘a thing which, while unseen, controls events’ (in the same way that we would use the term eminence gris).”

I wouldn’t, thought Vimes. I don’t use words like that.

Excerpt from The Fifth Elephant.

LMAAOOOOOOOOOO.😁

This excerpt tells you all you need to know about Samuel Vimes.

Vimes is serious, no nonsense and blunt. He is a copper through and through.

Not a politician, or a scholar, or a diplomat. A very, very good copper, but not much else.

I read the Fifth Elephant in somewhere between 2020-2022, in the covid 19 pandemic, and now I am rereading it.

It wa one of my first discworld books.

What I remember:

Vimes was chased by a werewolf, and werewolves deatured heavily in it.

Underground dwarfs were also inportant.

There was fantasy politics.

Many of the dwarves were conservatives holding to sexist ideas, and the story had unkind things to say about that.

Also I remember something about an underground river?

And a dwarf artifact (the Scone of Stone) had been replaced, or was a fake, or smth. I thnk.

Anyways, now I am rereading it. But now, I have read the previous Discworld novels. So I got context for the Fifth Elephant. But since my memory is so vague, I may as well be reading it for the first time.

[role-roll-comic]

Chapter 4 - ACT 1

Option B won, Frisk is taking the main path in objection to Flowey's idea.

I made the GL Tiles. Feedback appreciated.

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-yeah i fucking added this chapter on the storyswap nomad blog by accident lmaaoooooooooo

+ Fixed C3A2 NOT Displaying in chapter list.

[bangtangalicious]

death valley taehyung is hot and all but also death valley hobi is DADDY

you are correct. dv hobi is, in fact, a whole daddy.

we are here for it.

we need it.

and like dv taehyung smut

we are also not getting any more of it

lmaaoooOOOOOOO ily <3

[elecmon]

NO BUT THATD BE SOOO FUCKING FUNNY JUST BLOCKING EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO DECIDES TO POST LMAAOOOOOOOOOO