#LITERALLY HOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[teddybeartoji]

i can't believe you have to eat every single day like wdym i just did that yesterday???????????????????????

[b3ani-art]

Georgie caught him being bossed around by The Admiral

[ef-1]

for anyone scrolling past the second one, that’s not an enhanced screenshot ITS ART??? THAT SOMEONE MADE. WITH THEIR HANDS

out of context f1

[sapphic-luthor]

ok imagine being a showrunner and having a canonically accurate opportunity to have your hero mourn loved ones without having to actually kill them off, to have your hero duplicated, to have those duplicates live out all the lives you thought ‘maybe we’ll write this in’ and then changed your mind about, to get to write the camaraderie between the duplicates that like each other, or that don’t like each other, for the dialogue between your hero and their enemies and their enemies’ duplicates..... like imagine just having literal fucking endless opportunity and then fumbling it as hard as crisis on infinite earths

[soft-black-teabag]

2/? SO TODAY WE ASKED EACH OTHER OUR HALLOWEEN PLANS AND I TOLD HIM THAT I WAS WATCHING HAIKYUU AND NETFLIX PARTYING WITH MIDNIGHTSWORDSDANCE AND THIS BEAN IS LIKE: “I’m going to drink hot chocolate with marshmallows and watch movies with my family” AND OHMYGOD HE DRINKS HOT COCOA WITH MARSHMALLOWS THIS BEAN IS LITERALLY SO PERFECT MOM HOW DO I DEAL WITH THIS WITHOUT SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF HE’S JUST TOO DAMN PRETTY AND CUTE AND FSKDLSJFKLDJSKLFJDLSFK MOM I’M DYING HOW DO I DO THIS HOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

First off, you need to breathe

Second you need to calm down or you're going to collapse

[randomblogger21]

I am literally the most annoying person on the planet howwwwwwwwwwwww

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 18.10.17 lb

yesterday was the day from hell (i got into YET ANOTHER ACCIDENT. i’m fine. physically. the car, my ego, and confidence however???? hella dented and bruised.) so i just ate my weight in diwali sweets and cried myself to sleep. you know, like adults do. 😐😐😐

tragic backstory done, let’s get on! 

god this stupid don. 

aaaaaaaand shivaay’s his target of choice. 

lmao, anika’s CHUPPPPPPPP! 

jisko anika ko dekh kar surprise hona tha, woh toh nahi hua (instead he’s been insisting “yeh anika hai” from the get go), dekhkar dhakka laga don ko. 

lol “maine kaha tha yeh meri anika hai ok! yeh meri biwi hai jo abhi bohut gusse mein hai!” 

the way he’s relishingggggg it. both in being right that it is her, and in her protectiveness of him.

aaaaand that’s the end of that. snort. kaash daksh ko bhi aise hi ek chipka diya hota. 

look at that pride on his face! 

ugh WHY DO I LOVE THESE TWO IDIOTS SO MUCH THAT THIS IS MAKING ME HAPPY???? 

oh god no nakuul your hyderabadi accent is terrible plz stop yuck

.... how did this stupid don get a gun on to the plane in the first place? 

aaaand rudra’s here. 

lol shivaay and rudra give zero fucks about the don and are just humouring him. 

but the gun is on rudra now and shivaay ke andar ka great wall jaag utha hai. 

bhavya, just let him die. it would be the best possible thing to happen to you.

MERE MAA KE DAANT - lord should i laugh or cry at this nonsense?????

lmaooooooo anika’s flippant BHAAD MEIN JAO at the don. i love her so much. 

 myyyy god stopppppp fightingggggggggg you stupid fuckers.

#same. 

lol, i love how he first hugs her and then pushes her away saying “LADAAI KAR RAHA HOON MAIN TUMSE OK!”

lordddddd above these fuckers have all gone mad.

i see a glass of water arriving aaaaaaaaand.... 

yup. 

snortttttt, “bhaisaab roz ka hai inka, yaar. kahin bhi shuru ho jaate hai.”

“anika, yeh ghar nahi hai!” 

since when has that ever stopped you two from being the sociopathic freaks that you are? 

aaaaaaand now the gun’s on smartass singh oberoi. 

wow, never seen him make THIS face at a gun before. and he’s had one pointed at him like, once every month in the last year. 

ugh ugly ajay sauntering away with way more confidence than someone with his face should have. 

did he reaaaaallllly expect a different answer??? like truly??? 

gauri, pyaar and all is okay, but this pooja nonsense.... esp for a pati who doesn’t deserve it... 

god what even is this girlllllllll???? so fucking graceful and classy. this show and every one in this damn show is so unworthy of her. 

who the fuck is mona and... like... ok forget it, why am i looking for sense in this literal trashfire of a plot. 

LMAO HER WINK AT HIMMMMMMM

shivaay’s face in the bg lololololol

snort. 

OH GOD MORE NAACH GAANA WHY 

oh but i fucking love this song, so i’ll sit through this one. 

LMAO SUNDARI BUA’S “DANCING” IN THE BACK

uske beech mein pati pe chance maar rahi hai. kyaaa ladki hai yaaar yeh???? 

lololol bhavya’s rage at rudra and baby. 

HAHAHA THE QAWWALI GIRLS GROOVING ALONG. 

ugh these two will be the deathhhh of me. JUST BANG ALREADYYYYY. 

oh thank god shivaay found the teeth in his pocket. i thought he’d go in for smuggling after all this. 

yaaaaaaaas bhavya!  

why is gauri the one talking to the sasuraal waale instead of richa’s mom???? or richa even??? like????? 

richa is such a dukhiyaari aatma. just looking at her makes me depressed. i prefer anika’s friend chanda who had some stones to stand up and get shit done. 

GOD RUDRA SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPP BHAVYA SHOOT HIM FIRST

“yeh mera bhai nahi ho sakta.” 

le, even bhaiyya has disowned him for being such a monumental idiot. 

bua lost allllll the money she got from shivaay for sahil’s custody already????? wtffffffffff

wow rudra’s smart enough to figure out when there’s bullets in the gun or not? 

WHAT JUST HAPPENED? WHO WAS THAT DUDE WHO GOT CONKED OUT BY THE TEETH HITTING HIM? 

.... i bet richa is pregnant a la prinku. 

man this house is fucking colossal for some lower middle class people. the rooms are as big as those in the oberoi mansion??? 

I KNEWWWWWWWWWWWWW ITTTTTT. RICHA YOU STUPID STUPID GIRL WHY DIDN’T YOU WRAP IT BEFORE YOU TAPPED IT?????????????? 

GOD. THIS IS WHY SEX EDUCATION NEEDS TO BE A THING IN INDIA ALREADY

ALSO HOW BITTER AM I THAT RICHA GOT LAID BEFORE SHIVIKA/RIKARA???? HELLA BITTER. HELLA. 

oh. abhay still exists. i’d forgotten. 

is it just me or is his hair getting more and more shivaay-esque???? 

aaaaaaand tanya’s here. after her trip in the galat car, lol. 

GOD ABHAY YOU SUCK SO MUCH HOW YOU GOT THIS (ANY???) GIRL TO MARRY YOU IS BEYOND ME

oh look, it’s the saaaaaaaaaame house they use for everything from the place mrs. kapoor stashed dobin, to the shivika ka jungle waala cabin, to bhavya’s bikaau hacker’s house that blew up, to the cabin tejVi stayed in... manali (???)  

god gauriiiiiii do not even contemplate thissssssss nonsense

ok that was a reallyyyy bad sher omki. really bad. 

what even is he saying? i can’t understand half of it. 

dadiiii you’re greaaaatly overestimating your family’s love for you. 

oh these two are also here. 

abhay, fuck your passive aggressiveness. 

omki taking “clinginess” lessons from anika bhabi and is gonna tag along. 

why are we in the DBO oberoi mansion??? 

tanya is using the same tactic i use on my mom to get her to agree: being sweeeeeeeetly annoying af. 

lmao did dadi seeee the baxxa shut??? 

snort. aur ghus trunk mein, abhay. don’t listen to your “bewakoof” “nagging” wife when she tells you it’s dangerous. happy dyingggggg, asshole! 

gauri is developing bade bhaiyya waala Spousal Awareness!

ha! omki *is* taking anika bhabi se inspiration! 

tej please! pinky please! bhaisaab please! 

EVERYONE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!

lol dadi using tanya to the max since she’s offered help. 

.... didn’t abhay steal the tapes in the first place??? how did they end up in the oberoi outhouse then??? 

why the fuck does ajay have so much power in the house anyway? over the mom even????? what kinda fuckeryyyyy???? 

TELL ME SOMEONE SLAPS SOME SENSE INTO AJAY, LIKE HIS OWN DAMN MOTHER. OR THIS USELESSSSS MAAAAAAAAA OF GAURI’S. 

wowwwww maaaaaaa has a spine. and tongueeeeee. will wonders never cease???

GAURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!???

but yaaaaaaaaaaaas, burn omki, burnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

bye bye tapes! 

lol the terrible vfx. 

how can no one else other than pinky hear abhay beating on that trunk???? 

danggggggg abhay, whatchoo gonna do now????? 

WHAT????????? HOWWWWWWWWWWWWW?!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK EVEN IS GOING ON HOW DID ABHAY GET INSIDE THE FLAMING BOX AND WHAT.... HOWWWW??!?!?!!?!!!!!!??

UM WHY IS A RANDOM PATCH OF HIS CHEST ON FIRE? THAT’S NOT HOW FIRE WORKS?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!

ok abhay, not listening to a single word you’re saying coz........

[escapism-philophobiaofmine]

Crying in the club :’)))) (literally)

HOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I THINK IVE GONE A LIL CRAY.

A LIL OBSESSED. SHITTTTT.

I KEEP STALKING THIS JEROME GUY’S INSTA AFTER SPOTTING HIM ON A GIRL’S DAYRE.

HE LOOKS SO PERF LEH.

NICE SMILE, SMART, QUALIFIED (BUSINESS ANALYST), DRESSES WELL, LOOKS GOOD WITH SPECS, CUTE, TALL, NICE PHYSIQUE (ALTHOUGH A LIL TOO SKINNY FOR ME).

11/10 LEH....

I RECOGNISE HIM ON OKC!

I AM CERTAIN I SAW HIS PROFILE ON OKC BEFORE.

But I forgot what was the reason I didn’t swipe right on him (NOT LIKE HE MATCHED ME LOL) or I swiped right on him but he didn’t swipe right on me.

It was probably something along the monogamous line??? 

BUT ANYWAYS.

It is true when they say the most harmless/innocent looking guy may very well turn out to be the dirty minded one.

Okay back to him....

HOW NOW BROWN COW.

SO OBSESSED LEH....

I AM SUCH A SLUT.

Why am I stalking his insta everyday using the anonymously view someone’s insta story function >_<

Too bad who asked him to put public profile.

& the thing is I can’t follow him.... because he is quite low profile not influencer kind with lots of followers y’know so if I were in his gf’s shoes, if I suddenly see an increase in follower, and IT IS SOMEONE UNKNOWN....

She might question and I might have stirred shit with that move...

SO I CANT... T___T

SIGH....

Maybe I should stop idolising him huh...

Cute is cute lah but he is so loyal...

recently he added a highlighted story of him and his gf... so sweet :’)

and they’re so cute together.