#LIKE ROO ROO ROOOOOO

[grace122]

i NEED to bounce and grind on this man’s thighs until i’m drooling and begging him to let me cum please please please

[mafiatsunafish]

The daggers were surprised to see a man that looks like a younger version of Rooster walking into the Hard Deck.

He had the pilot starter pack, Hawaiian floral print shirt, sunglasses hanging on his inner white shirt and all that jazz.

But there was something just so wrong with him, the daggers couldn’t seems to wrap their head on what exactly was wrong.

And then they saw Hangman trailing behind the said man looking weirdly worried and awkward.

“Roo, I’m sorryyyyyy.”

The blond’s apology spooked the entire squad cause the know he DOES NOT say sorry to anyone, except when he really screwed up.

Another thing, so that man was Rooster but apparently just missing something?

Ah

A small cartoonish light bulb appeared on Phoenix head. She shouted:

“Hey Rooster, where the hell is your mustache!?”

It has been years since the last time she saw his bare face like that, ever since their orientation at flight school. Therefore, this creeped the fuck out of her.

Now the other daggers took a few seconds to reboot their brain and updated on the situation, started to boom bard the tall brunet with many questions.

To be fair, none of them NONE OF THEM ever see Rooster without his infamous porntasche, so oh my my for them.

Then Halo seemed to find out another thing that just out of place on Rooster point out.

“Rooster, that is one nasty black eyes you have there man, alright?”

The pair, Hangman and Rooster now sat with their squad, the blond still looked weird and the brunet looked so done but still somehow amused.

“Just feels like I want to shave it.”

Rooster shrugged easily.

“And the black eye in on me.”

Hangman suddenly answered and that take their friend out.

“Uhmmm.. what happened? May I asked? Should I even know?” Coyote asked wearily.

“This bastard, decided to shave his face, bare, without saying anything. Then acted like nothing happened, hugged me from behind when I was cooking. I turned around to see a fucking stranger standing in my kitchen so I punch him.”

“What!?” Their friends shouted

“It’s not my fault that I’ve never see him without damn thing on his face!”

Hangman shouted back while Rooster just laughing beside him.

“I vetted him for that, the last time I saw our chicken’s bare face was in our first week of flight school and that was years before Hangman meet him.” Phoenix was also laughing now.

“I’m alright now, just a punch. He screamed bloody murder when he saw my face like this too.” Rooster added

“Roooooo!” Hangman hid his face behind his hands and Rooster just kissed him softly on his side, still laughing of course.

“It’s ok darling.” Rooster said to his lover.

“Damn, but I understand what Hangman did cause you looked so weird” Bob said while giggling.

“Please put it back.” Fanboy distress mumbling get drowned among his squad mate various noise of amusement.

(The first time Mav and Ice saw Rooster with his mustache through a picture Slider sent them.

Slider was stationed at Rooster based then, he had to call the husbands to warned them first, before sending the picture.

But still.

Mav almost have a panic attack and Ice was so shocked, they then just crying that whole evening. Nothing can prepare them to see how much their godson looks like his father. To the point they almost believe that was Goose, standing there in his flight suit, smiling brightly at them.)

(The autocorrect had me rolling fr )

[roo-root-of-evil-rp-blog]

Hey roooooo~

Look what I found!

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT THATS NOT ME!

Sure seems like it~

NOT CANON YAY HEAR ME!?

NOT CANON!!

Pfft your just mad cuz you know you really would be that stupid~

NOT CANON!!!!

Roo master evil of evil and perpetual loser of rock paper scissors~

SHUT UP!!

(All credit to the creator of the video i just could NOT have a laugh at this🤣)

[chxcopuncakee-blog]

LUMPY & ROO

YASSS

where was their first date ?: ummmm I feel like it’d be somewhere really cutesy, like build-a-bear or maybe a picnic or like a bakery?? where the two would buy a bunch of pastries and try each one together and feed it to one another aiofjfjioj what my muse would do to cheer your’s up: I feel like he’d probably try singing to roo to cheer him up tbh or give him a really big bear hugwho wakes the other up with kisses ( and where ) ?: roooooo but I feel like lumpy would wake him up with kisses too :o all over his face.who would pour water on the other to wake them up ?: uhhhh idk neither of them for this onehow my muse would wake your’s up: climbing up the ladder on the bunk bed and jumping onto roo and hugging him until he wakes up lmaowho would start a food fight while baking or cooking ?: hmmmm bothwho would suggest putting marijuana in the brownies ?: neither.......for now.who said i love you first and how ( or when ) did they say it ?: oooh I feel like it’d be Roo???who would get into a physical altercation over the other ?: idk man they're both not really violent people. imma say neither.who insists on purchasing a pet together ( and what kind of pet ) ?: BOTH!!!!!!!! they have a pet together already (or pets? I can't remember how many they have )who is louder ( in and out of bed ) ?: lumpywho takes more risks ( in and out of bed ) ?: roowho would bring up the word ‘daddy’ first ?: no one, they'd probably think that literally means “dad” lmfaowhat is their shared, favourite kink ?: idk yETdescribe their typical kiss: very sweet kisses I'm thinking fluffy kinda ones.how my muse shows their love for your’s: lumpy would probably bring roo lots of flowers he picked himself and wait for him to get off his shift at work bc lbr lumpy would be so lonely and bored without roo around their favourite ways to give affection: who is more dominate ?: roowho sings in the shower ?: bothwho washes the other’s hair in the shower ?: lumpywho initiates shower sex despite being in a rush ?: hmmmmm I'm not sure yeeT imma say maybe lumpywho teases the other under the table at dinner with the family ?: maybe roo?? or lumpy?? goes either way maybe.who has the weirder taste in music ?: why do I feel like roo listens to lil yatchy imma say lumpywho would initiate dancing in the rain ?: lumpywho would be the one to suggest marriage ?: roowhat would they name their children ?: idk yet, probably something cutesy or after a cartoon character omgwho would their children take after more ?: roo

@sailor-slothy @lovclikesloth

[avengerofyourheart]

ROOOOOO!!!!!!!! 😭🙌🏻❤️😰😍😱 I’m feeling ALL THE THINGS!!! Sitting with Steve as he draws, basking in the glow of love is the absolute dream and you wrote it so beautifully. And then!!! The sketches!!! 🤗😍 That is literally what I want in life. A home, surrounded by nature, away from it all. His plans sound like perfection!! Dammit, those missions are always so tenuous!! If she’s with Steve, then she’s the type to do whatever it takes, even if it’s self-sacrifice. 😭 That’s damn pane of glass, how dare you. 💔 But I and SO GLAD YOU DIDNT END IT THERE. 🙌🏻 The recovery!! So brilliant!!! And I loved how subtly she picked up on scents and other sensations. Steeeeevvvvee. 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍 They totally deserve each other. LETS BUILD A HOME AAAHHH I LOVE IT SO MUCH ROO I CANT EVEN ACREAM ENOUGH!!! There are not enough emojis in the world. I adore this with all my heart and I am SO honored that I got to read it first. I love you, my dear. Thank you for blessing us with your writing. ❤️❤️❤️

For You, From Me

summary: As far as second chances go, Steve Rogers has had a few of them. With you, he finally found a chance to settle down and build a future with some semblance of peace. But life can change in an instant and it’s not always fair.

pairing: steve x reader wc: 3.7k warnings: none. fluff and angst a/c: alright so here’s my entry for Kait’s aka @bionic-buckyb 8k Celebration/Angst Challenge! Congratulations again, sweetie, and I hope you have a happy birthday tomorrow! My prompt will be in bold. Also, this is not canon-compliant, but it’s loosely based sometime after CATWS.

*really hope the keep reading insert is functional/isn’t a buttcheek* **if not, i’m sorry for the long ass post!**

“What ya drawing there, Stevie?” you asked, taking a seat next to him on the couch and nuzzling into his side. The sun was setting through the picturesque windows of the Compound’s living quarters casting warm tones of orange and purple around the room. Training was finished for the day and while the rest of the team was out enjoying some free time, Steve was in here drawing.

Now that you sat next to him he dropped his pen and handed you the sketchbook, blushing slightly when you reached up to kiss his cheek in thanks. As you took the book from his hands, Steve lifted your legs and placed them over his lap to massage your calves. You hummed gratefully and started sifting through the pages. “What are these?” you asked after a few pages.

He shrugged and continued to rub your legs. “Just some plans I had.”

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