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*boop*

ARRRRGGH!!!!

Fucking boops!!!

*she let's out an infernal scream before storming out into the streets*

Well.....roo's now trashing a city district....eh oh well that's someone else's problem not mine 🤷‍♂️

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*boop*

God damn it not this shit again!

When I find who's doing this booping there WILL be consequences!

(She's still got some mild ptsd from the last time there was boops)

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For every reblog, someone will get a two anon boops

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Agreed if someone wants to see spoilers then that's on them but don't ruin the show for people who are genuinely trying to avoid spoilers that's just a shitty thing to do

This should really go without saying, but DO NOT SEND ME ANYTHING TO DO WITH LEAKS!!! You will be blocked!

I've successfully managed to avoid nearly all of them, and thankfully the one I was just sent something regarding was the one that I'd unfortunately seen. I have it in the rules that I won't open unknown links because of the leaks, so I didn't think I'd have to spell it out any more than that.

Frankly, engaging with the leaks at all is extremely disrespectful. You know Vivzie and the rest of the cast and crew are absolutely crushed that these things got out not how they intended, and the least we can do is ignore the leaks, try our best to put whatever we see out of our mind, and go into Season 2 the way Vivzie intended. Honestly, by further spreading the leaks, you're not much better than the person who leaked it, in the first place.

I already deleted the ask because it's counterproductive to trying to put it out of my mind, and I will not expose others the leak. I haven't blocked the person who sent it, because I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt that they didn't realize how harmful spreading that could be and that maybe they misinterpreted my rules, but I'm making this post to make my feelings abundantly clear. Also to encourage everyone to think about the creators before engaging with any leaks - not just in Hazbin, but in anything. It's not fair to them, and frankly, not fair to your viewing experience, either.

I'll get off my soapbox now. That'll be all.

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I just wanted to congratulate you honey~

Really kudos~, between you and Adam you've caused more turmoil and chaos between heaven and hell then I've done in centuries~

Here I thought being stuck on your arse and being complacent in heaven had made you weak~

How wrong i was, now heavens witnessed true blood shed, Adams dead dozens of angels along with him and the rest of hell knows your VULNERABLE~

You fought lilith would be the one who caused there uprising but really it's YOU sera~

You've lit a fire in the hearts of many sinners and hellborn alike, a fire for vengeance, retribution~

Kudos~

Ah sera so YOUR on this little platform as well how quaint~

It's been centuries since we last "chatted" hasn't it, hows that darling sister of yours~?

Here i thought you'd be to "busy" being head seraphim to have time for something so frivolous as this~

Done any more back room deals behind the courts back recently or are you still putting out fire's from your little arrangement with adam~?

“… *Inahle* What is it you need… ROO?”

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So anyone wanna fill a lady in on why I'm hearing reports about a bunch of imps and a hellhound picking a fight with goetia~?

And what the fuck is this i hear about a damn ice dragon!?

(Sorry been away had family stuff to deal with but I'm back now😀)

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Hey everyone we're back!

Long story short i turned off asks over Christmas since some people were organising to send grotesque pictures to ask blogs (why I've got no clue) I don't know if they were planning to hit hazbin/helluva boss blogs or if my blog being so small would have dodged there attack but I didn't feel like risking it.

Anyways my asks are open now and I've had a lovely Christmas so by all means send in your asks my box is empty 😄

Atleast one of us had a good Christmas....

Like you didn't enjoy my grandparents Christmas dinner~

I did not! *flustered*

Oh really~? Hmmm you've got gravy on your cheek~

*quickly rubs said gravy off and replies flustered* YOU SAW NOTHING!

Sure~

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touché, but i think roo not being in the show actually helps me in that regard, creative freedom and what not

mod, have you seen any Satan ask blogs for helluva boss? like genuinely I have been SCOURING tumblr for some but the best I can find is Satan from obey me and I’m not in that fandom and it’s completely different from HB/HH

Honestly i haven't found any either, for such a huge character and an instant fan favourite I've yet to see an Rp blog for him yet

I can't even see the excuse of there not being enough content to work with its odd🤔

Anyone who wants to take up the torch and try there hand at being big bad satan feel free!

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Glad your hunkering down, this just a shitty thing that's gonna happen and I legit don't see what there getting out of this except spreading hate and disgust and with all that's going on in the world haven't we got enough of this already?

Yeah even i have standards and kids have always been a major no no for me as well

🎙️Important Radio Announcement:🎙️

(Broadcast transcribed into text form for better accessibility!)

Salutations, denizens of Hell. I do apologize for interrupting your regularly scheduled, mindless drivel that comes on when I'm not on air, but it's come to my attention that a certain group of individuals is planning on conducting a large-scale attack upon this platform.

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(Pictured: A post Cheeto was tagged in by our good friend Roo)

(Mod Cheeto: this is fine hahaha *shaking like a small dog*)

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No doubt organized by some lowlifes under Vox's employment.

Thankfully, this had been brought to my attention, and I was able to take appropriate action before disaster could strike. I've confiscated Vidette's device, and after grueling hours of poking, prodding, threatening, and accidentally purchasing eighteen Swiffers (much to Niffty's delight), I've finally succeeded in turning off the ability to send "asks" on my child's little project.

Though I, myself, am a connoisseur of all things gore and viscera, I'm quite confident in my conclusion that it is something a person ought not be subjected to without consent. For the purpose of science, education, or sharing evidence between professional peers, sure- But this particular genre of cruelty is something that no being should ever have to see. Especially not my fawn.

There are certain lines we do not cross, even in Hell. You, my delightfully idiotic attackers, have discovered the line.

(Pictured: The line. Isn't it swell?)

Do you see? It's a very clear line. You'd have to be a horrible person, or an immature buffoon in search of attention to cross that threshold!

To conclude, we here in the afterlife apologize for the inconvenience, but the mental wellbeing of our friends, and single unpaid-human-moderator comes first. The "Ask" button will be unavailable until the coast is clear.

However, fret not! This doesn't mean the end of communication between our realms, dear listeners!

If you wish to chat, simply create a post of your own, and tag our beloved Cheeto, or the blog itself, and we'll be able to reblog it to reply!

We at the studio thank you for your patience and understanding. Stay safe, make wise decisions, and seek appropriate outlets for your problems that do not involve traumatizing the masses, or harming yourself or others. Au revoir!

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TLDR: Asks will be disabled until probably the end of the month, or whenever this blows over, to prevent me from seeing horrible things.

If you want to RP, create a post and tag me or the blog in it, and I can reblog it to reply. This will mean you can't send anon asks anymore, but that's okay :D

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mod, have you seen any Satan ask blogs for helluva boss? like genuinely I have been SCOURING tumblr for some but the best I can find is Satan from obey me and I’m not in that fandom and it’s completely different from HB/HH

Honestly i haven't found any either, for such a huge character and an instant fan favourite I've yet to see an Rp blog for him yet

I can't even see the excuse of there not being enough content to work with its odd🤔

Anyone who wants to take up the torch and try there hand at being big bad satan feel free!

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In light of finding out what may be potentially happening over Christmas and the gross stuff people may be sending (look at my pervious reblog for context) if you wanna send any REAL asks send them now cuz by tomorrow I'll turn my asks off until after Christmas just to be on save side.

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What's aware of any of this, better save then sorry though don't wanna ruin the holidays.

@luciferhatesalastor @getlucifertherapy @hazbinsponsoredbyvee

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Hello dear!

Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...

Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!

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opinions on lucifer’s slutty waist?

Meh he's more of a bean pole than actually having proper hips and a good waist~

Now lilith on the other hand...~

Damn now THATS a waist~

She tempts even me~

(Them hips and waist though, I'm not simping I swear😳)

Nice try mod i can see that simp~

S-shut up like you wouldn't either!

....fair point~

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I got him a id tag don't want him getting lost

Urgh great...

You do you, but trust me you can certainly do better than ADAM and this is coming from me sweetheart..

But if this is some sort of kink thing please do NOT tell anymore *shivers in disgust*

I don't wanna think about that..

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Oh honestly luci do keep up~

It was all over the tv Satan hijacked the airways and everything~

It's was a bit of a mess really, a big fancy trial with all the sins to judge a group of hellborn for "supposedly" stealing a grimore and using it to go to earth and for also trying to assassinate a goetia~

But honestly a blind man could see that there were holes in that trial, they didn't even bother with a full trial it was literally the word of goetia and satan was ready to call guilty with little to no trial~

I'll give credit to ozzie and bee they atleast TRIED to get fair trial but got out voted~

As for satan well I believe his exact words were "I am the mastermind and here I am the law,I've ruled the endless dark, Since long before the golden angel's fall" pretty decisive wording wouldn't you say dear~?

(I really hope vivziepop does get the crossover she wants and we get all seven sins in one room id kill for those interactions!)

Honestly lucifer what HAVE the other sins been up to while you've been gone~?

That trial was an utter shambles and SATAN really tried to preach he ruled hell before you~?

Ha!

The big oaf was near useless back after your fall and now he claims he predated you~?

He even called you the "golden angel" like really~?

You were hardly heavens gold child even before the fall~

I think it's time you got your house in order luci otherwise Satan may get the wise idea to just call himself king full stop and the other sins may be to lazy to stop him~

(New episode was awesome and we now have all the sins! The rp potential is through the roof! I can't wait to see the inevitable blogs that will pop up!)

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Honestly lucifer what HAVE the other sins been up to while you've been gone~?

That trial was an utter shambles and SATAN really tried to preach he ruled hell before you~?

Ha!

The big oaf was near useless back after your fall and now he claims he predated you~?

He even called you the "golden angel" like really~?

You were hardly heavens gold child even before the fall~

I think it's time you got your house in order luci otherwise Satan may get the wise idea to just call himself king full stop and the other sins may be to lazy to stop him~

(New episode was awesome and we now have all the sins! The rp potential is through the roof! I can't wait to see the inevitable blogs that will pop up!)

@luciferhatesalastor

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I like this thing for some reason

I'm going to get him a leash and take him for walks to the park.

Urgh....

I guess SOMEONE has to like him...

Odds of probability and all...

But he's your problem if shit goes inevitably wrong fair warning...

Also he says he doesn't but the guy is as much of a slob as they come so expect farting and burping galore...

also wouldn't be surprised if he bites as well he's THAT sort of pet...

And feel free to tell him all this as well!!