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Hey everyone we're back!

Long story short i turned off asks over Christmas since some people were organising to send grotesque pictures to ask blogs (why I've got no clue) I don't know if they were planning to hit hazbin/helluva boss blogs or if my blog being so small would have dodged there attack but I didn't feel like risking it.

Anyways my asks are open now and I've had a lovely Christmas so by all means send in your asks my box is empty 😄

Atleast one of us had a good Christmas....

Like you didn't enjoy my grandparents Christmas dinner~

I did not! *flustered*

Oh really~? Hmmm you've got gravy on your cheek~

*quickly rubs said gravy off and replies flustered* YOU SAW NOTHING!

Sure~

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touché, but i think roo not being in the show actually helps me in that regard, creative freedom and what not

mod, have you seen any Satan ask blogs for helluva boss? like genuinely I have been SCOURING tumblr for some but the best I can find is Satan from obey me and I’m not in that fandom and it’s completely different from HB/HH

Honestly i haven't found any either, for such a huge character and an instant fan favourite I've yet to see an Rp blog for him yet

I can't even see the excuse of there not being enough content to work with its odd🤔

Anyone who wants to take up the torch and try there hand at being big bad satan feel free!

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Glad your hunkering down, this just a shitty thing that's gonna happen and I legit don't see what there getting out of this except spreading hate and disgust and with all that's going on in the world haven't we got enough of this already?

Yeah even i have standards and kids have always been a major no no for me as well

🎙️Important Radio Announcement:🎙️

(Broadcast transcribed into text form for better accessibility!)

Salutations, denizens of Hell. I do apologize for interrupting your regularly scheduled, mindless drivel that comes on when I'm not on air, but it's come to my attention that a certain group of individuals is planning on conducting a large-scale attack upon this platform.

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(Pictured: A post Cheeto was tagged in by our good friend Roo)

(Mod Cheeto: this is fine hahaha *shaking like a small dog*)

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No doubt organized by some lowlifes under Vox's employment.

Thankfully, this had been brought to my attention, and I was able to take appropriate action before disaster could strike. I've confiscated Vidette's device, and after grueling hours of poking, prodding, threatening, and accidentally purchasing eighteen Swiffers (much to Niffty's delight), I've finally succeeded in turning off the ability to send "asks" on my child's little project.

Though I, myself, am a connoisseur of all things gore and viscera, I'm quite confident in my conclusion that it is something a person ought not be subjected to without consent. For the purpose of science, education, or sharing evidence between professional peers, sure- But this particular genre of cruelty is something that no being should ever have to see. Especially not my fawn.

There are certain lines we do not cross, even in Hell. You, my delightfully idiotic attackers, have discovered the line.

(Pictured: The line. Isn't it swell?)

Do you see? It's a very clear line. You'd have to be a horrible person, or an immature buffoon in search of attention to cross that threshold!

To conclude, we here in the afterlife apologize for the inconvenience, but the mental wellbeing of our friends, and single unpaid-human-moderator comes first. The "Ask" button will be unavailable until the coast is clear.

However, fret not! This doesn't mean the end of communication between our realms, dear listeners!

If you wish to chat, simply create a post of your own, and tag our beloved Cheeto, or the blog itself, and we'll be able to reblog it to reply!

We at the studio thank you for your patience and understanding. Stay safe, make wise decisions, and seek appropriate outlets for your problems that do not involve traumatizing the masses, or harming yourself or others. Au revoir!

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TLDR: Asks will be disabled until probably the end of the month, or whenever this blows over, to prevent me from seeing horrible things.

If you want to RP, create a post and tag me or the blog in it, and I can reblog it to reply. This will mean you can't send anon asks anymore, but that's okay :D

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mod, have you seen any Satan ask blogs for helluva boss? like genuinely I have been SCOURING tumblr for some but the best I can find is Satan from obey me and I’m not in that fandom and it’s completely different from HB/HH

Honestly i haven't found any either, for such a huge character and an instant fan favourite I've yet to see an Rp blog for him yet

I can't even see the excuse of there not being enough content to work with its odd🤔

Anyone who wants to take up the torch and try there hand at being big bad satan feel free!

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In light of finding out what may be potentially happening over Christmas and the gross stuff people may be sending (look at my pervious reblog for context) if you wanna send any REAL asks send them now cuz by tomorrow I'll turn my asks off until after Christmas just to be on save side.

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What's aware of any of this, better save then sorry though don't wanna ruin the holidays.

@luciferhatesalastor @getlucifertherapy @hazbinsponsoredbyvee

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Hello dear!

Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...

Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!

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opinions on lucifer’s slutty waist?

Meh he's more of a bean pole than actually having proper hips and a good waist~

Now lilith on the other hand...~

Damn now THATS a waist~

She tempts even me~

(Them hips and waist though, I'm not simping I swear😳)

Nice try mod i can see that simp~

S-shut up like you wouldn't either!

....fair point~

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I got him a id tag don't want him getting lost

Urgh great...

You do you, but trust me you can certainly do better than ADAM and this is coming from me sweetheart..

But if this is some sort of kink thing please do NOT tell anymore *shivers in disgust*

I don't wanna think about that..

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Oh honestly luci do keep up~

It was all over the tv Satan hijacked the airways and everything~

It's was a bit of a mess really, a big fancy trial with all the sins to judge a group of hellborn for "supposedly" stealing a grimore and using it to go to earth and for also trying to assassinate a goetia~

But honestly a blind man could see that there were holes in that trial, they didn't even bother with a full trial it was literally the word of goetia and satan was ready to call guilty with little to no trial~

I'll give credit to ozzie and bee they atleast TRIED to get fair trial but got out voted~

As for satan well I believe his exact words were "I am the mastermind and here I am the law,I've ruled the endless dark, Since long before the golden angel's fall" pretty decisive wording wouldn't you say dear~?

(I really hope vivziepop does get the crossover she wants and we get all seven sins in one room id kill for those interactions!)

Honestly lucifer what HAVE the other sins been up to while you've been gone~?

That trial was an utter shambles and SATAN really tried to preach he ruled hell before you~?

Ha!

The big oaf was near useless back after your fall and now he claims he predated you~?

He even called you the "golden angel" like really~?

You were hardly heavens gold child even before the fall~

I think it's time you got your house in order luci otherwise Satan may get the wise idea to just call himself king full stop and the other sins may be to lazy to stop him~

(New episode was awesome and we now have all the sins! The rp potential is through the roof! I can't wait to see the inevitable blogs that will pop up!)

@luciferhatesalastor

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Honestly lucifer what HAVE the other sins been up to while you've been gone~?

That trial was an utter shambles and SATAN really tried to preach he ruled hell before you~?

Ha!

The big oaf was near useless back after your fall and now he claims he predated you~?

He even called you the "golden angel" like really~?

You were hardly heavens gold child even before the fall~

I think it's time you got your house in order luci otherwise Satan may get the wise idea to just call himself king full stop and the other sins may be to lazy to stop him~

(New episode was awesome and we now have all the sins! The rp potential is through the roof! I can't wait to see the inevitable blogs that will pop up!)

@luciferhatesalastor

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I like this thing for some reason

I'm going to get him a leash and take him for walks to the park.

Urgh....

I guess SOMEONE has to like him...

Odds of probability and all...

But he's your problem if shit goes inevitably wrong fair warning...

Also he says he doesn't but the guy is as much of a slob as they come so expect farting and burping galore...

also wouldn't be surprised if he bites as well he's THAT sort of pet...

And feel free to tell him all this as well!!

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That piece of crap?

Adam likes to boast his status but he wasn't a true archangel or anything higher he was still at his core a winner

He just had a few extra privileges thanks to being the first man~

That sword is no more than a flashy extravagant version of any basic exorcist weapon it can't do crap

Quite frankly I'm surprised that the fat slob kept it sharp

If you think that thing can hurt someone like you, your wrong at best it'll leave a scare and put you in hospital for a few weeks~

In fact try it see if it can even cut your finger I'd be amazed if it can do even that~

"no..no no I refuse to let this fucking happen I'm not losing anyone else hell via is probably watching?!"

.... he's having a breakdown...

@damian-morningstar

Hahaha

Oh this shits better than cable~

Looks like your daddy is gonna axe another imp shorty~

Don't know when your dad got that life coach shit but meh he's still stab happy I see~

Good~

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Oooooh I see~

Hahaha you think your daddy as well as others high ups like the other sins don't have safe guards against angelic steel~?

You think that you can off yourself with them heheh

Oh honey that ain't gonna work~

Sure it might work against someone like a goetia but your not goetia kid your child of one of the sins, you play by different rules kid~

Poor quality angelic steel like the stuff the exorcist use won't work on you~

You'd need archangel level atleast to even have a hope of that and when was the last time anyone THAT high up left angelic steel down here~?

"no..no no I refuse to let this fucking happen I'm not losing anyone else hell via is probably watching?!"

.... he's having a breakdown...

@damian-morningstar

Hahaha

Oh this shits better than cable~

Looks like your daddy is gonna axe another imp shorty~

Don't know when your dad got that life coach shit but meh he's still stab happy I see~

Good~

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Oh~?

Shame even so honey a few daggers aren't a concern for him~

His reputation on the other hand~

ooooh that is a concern to him you know better than anyone that he HATES the idea of being seen weak~

So have a guess what you probably make him look~

But sure go hide behind charlies skirt or maybe with one of the other sins maybe they'll keep you save for a little while anyways~

But he WON'T forget about you honey you'll slip up eventually~

"no..no no I refuse to let this fucking happen I'm not losing anyone else hell via is probably watching?!"

.... he's having a breakdown...

@damian-morningstar

Hahaha

Oh this shits better than cable~

Looks like your daddy is gonna axe another imp shorty~

Don't know when your dad got that life coach shit but meh he's still stab happy I see~

Good~

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Pfft

You think a few daggers are gonna kill your dad!?

Honey he's been shot,stabbed,poisoned and crushed by just about everything including heavenly weapons~

But he's still stand yay know why honey~?

Cuz he's fucking Satan

you really think YOU his scrawny excuse of a son who can't even understand the powers he's been born with are gonna kill him with daggers!?

Hahahahaha

Oh please try I'll film it, it'll give me and hell a real laugh for fucking centuries

"no..no no I refuse to let this fucking happen I'm not losing anyone else hell via is probably watching?!"

.... he's having a breakdown...

@damian-morningstar

Hahaha

Oh this shits better than cable~

Looks like your daddy is gonna axe another imp shorty~

Don't know when your dad got that life coach shit but meh he's still stab happy I see~

Good~

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Your still royal blood honey~

He cares because your actions reflect on him~

If your a disgrace it makes him look bad~

Dad will come and bring you home and 'toughen' you up eventually~

(Didn't expect leviathan to be a girl as well but kinda makes sense now, we've got three women leviathan,belphegor and bee and we've got three men Satan,ozzie and mammon with luci being able to shape shift i guess he's the center point in a weird way)

"no..no no I refuse to let this fucking happen I'm not losing anyone else hell via is probably watching?!"

.... he's having a breakdown...

@damian-morningstar

Hahaha

Oh this shits better than cable~

Looks like your daddy is gonna axe another imp shorty~

Don't know when your dad got that life coach shit but meh he's still stab happy I see~

Good~

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You know daddy is gonna find you eventually honey~

Your to valuable to him whether he likes you or not~

(Yeah okay out of character for a sec but can we agree he looks so good!!! They really were cooking with this guy)

"no..no no I refuse to let this fucking happen I'm not losing anyone else hell via is probably watching?!"

.... he's having a breakdown...

@damian-morningstar

Hahaha

Oh this shits better than cable~

Looks like your daddy is gonna axe another imp shorty~

Don't know when your dad got that life coach shit but meh he's still stab happy I see~

Good~