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Hehehehehehehheheheh a boop for you 😉

URGH WHY!?

I WILL FIND YOU YAY HERE ME!?

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Are you planning on doing anything for Halloween this year?

I WAS planning to go top side and enjoy the celebrations...*grumbles sourily*

But SOME people thought it would be fun to somehow start booping my nose from out of the frigging aether so I had to fix that so that cant happen anymore!

Halloween is one of the few times I can go up to earth and blend in enough that heaven doesn't notice I'm up there, I know other demons do the same as well

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Happy Halloween!!!

Yeah yeah happy Halloween yay jerks......*grumbles under breath*

(Sorry it's late but better late then never)

You STILL salty cuz of all the boops? Come on it was one day besides its not like it hurt you!

Oh screw you! You weren't the one who had random people booping your nose from out of the frigging aether!

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boop

OH COME ON!

I thought I'd escaped this frigging booping when the mod took a break!!!

Nope afraid not honey your stuck with them :)

God fucking damn it!!!

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what is your main blog

To mod :3

A very simple one to address this IS my main blog ����

I don't actually have any other blogs minus a private one

I have been toying with idea of making more blogs linked to this one though I'm still considering which character to make it for

If anyone has any suggestions let me know it's always nice to here people's opinions :)

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Hi guys sorry I've been gone for a couple of days, family stuff you know how it is 🤷‍♂️

Any who I'm back now and I'm going to go through my asks.

Also since it's a big thing in the fanbase right now I'll address it here

LEAKS

I'm aware of the leaks and I have seen them but for fans of the show who don't want to be spoiled i won't be making any content around the leaks or answering asks about said leaks, if you send an ask about them I'll just delete it so there's no point.

So don't worry this blog will be spoiler free and FYI if any you post any replies on in the blog that have spoilers or links to said spoilers I WILL delete and block you!

I don't want to ruin anyone's enjoyment of the show or surprise so please don't.

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I WILL KEEP BOOPING YOU

I CANNOT BE STOPPED

You...

*There's one glowing feral twitching eye under her bed watching you*

I know you.....I know how many times you've booped me and ooooh is your suffering and pain going to be the stuff of legends....

One piece of advice...

RUN

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BOOp >:3

ARGH!

*let's a roar of annoyance from under her bed she's hiding under*

WHEN THIS IS OVER I WILL FIND YOU HUMAN AND YOU WILL SUFFER!!!!

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Boops are when you poke people on the nose and say “boop!” Would you like one?Also happy Halloween!Here candy!🍭🍬

*a feral hiss comes from under the bed she's hiding under to escape the boops*

No more boops!

*swipes the candy*

But i shall accept your offer...

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Wait the cat can boop you back!?

Yes!!!

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*roo is currently under her bed in a state of flustered panic*

Why won't it stop!?

*another boop*

Argh!

Leave me be you monsters!

How do they keep getting past my wards!?

What more do I have to do!?

(Seriously i turned around for just a moment and I've gone from 5 to 29 boops what the heck is going on 😂)

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FUK8ING BOOP YOUUUUYYRHDHDJDHDJNDJSHEHDJFHDHEJE

*very confused and flustered roo*

Will you guys quit that!?

How are you even getting in here!?

How am I not even sensing your presence!?

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boop

*goes cross eyed for a second*

Wait wha-

Who did that!?

How the hell DID you do that!?

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Hmph!

You STAYED because I was essentially the ONLY woman around and the only way you'd get laid!

Don't pretend you wouldn't have dropped me if there was even 1 other option ADAM!

As for Cain how dare you blame me for that! I nutured that boy as best I could but you were the one who INSISTED in taking over his education or have you forgotten that!?

Afterall in your own words "who better to teach him how to be a man then the first man!" Remember that Adam!?

I loved my children ALL my children you only focused on Cain but Abel was taught by ME!

Now does that say something about you!?

Hello Ma'am!

I hope I'm not asking an indelicate question, but are you Eve? I've been looking at your asks and I'm wondering. I would really like to know your perspective of what life was like following the unfortunate events in Eden if that's the case.

Respectfully yours,

Urgh!

You wanna know what it was like after eden!?

It fucking sucked!

Eden was a paradise you never had to worry about anything now imagine going from that to being thrown into the wild with no knowledge and with sticks and leafs for clothes!

We where never told about season or weather since it was always perfect in eden! Even the rains in there were light! Now imagine learning about hot and cold,storms, heat waves, seasons, imagine experiencing a winter in a frigging cave while wearing scraps of dirty fur and leafs!

Now imagine doing that while being PREGNANT!

Oh I can here you now about how it can't have been that bad afterall atleast you weren't alone you had Adam, I wish I had been alone!

Adam did nothing! He expected me to do everything cuz he was "the first man", you ever tried hunting and foraging at 7 months pregnant cuz I have and it sucks!

He even had the gall to make me give him most of the food and do all the work while he sat on his arse getting fat!

Worse of all thanks to the fact we were created in eden are life spans were longer so imagine spending a full life time with Adam now imagine living several with him!

He was 930 when he died have a guess how many of those years I spent with him!?

To top it all off when I finally die and think yay know maybe I've been punished enough what do I get!?

HELL!

What does he get!? Heaven! Him the most lazy useless husband on the planet gets heaven while I get hell!

I wasn't perfect I'll admit that but he wasn't either by a long shot!

He embodied all seven sins in life, PRIDE: he never once owned up to his mistakes and thought he was perfect! GLUTTONY: He ate everything to the point of becoming a fat slob hell he made his pregnant wife share her food despite him always having the larger portions!WRATH: he constantly talked about all the graphic things he would do to lucifer and lilith if he got ahold of them! GREED: he coveted everything from the flimsy furs I used to the kids food! LUST: all he wanted was sex and that all I was to him! ENVY: lilith enough said! Finally SLOTH: that one doesn't need explanation!

So tell me how the fuck did he get heaven!?

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*huffs in annoyance though there is a slight smile at the compliment*

It's not that surprising...

Heaven always wanted a patriarch of some sort even back in the garden....

Just look at how they treated lilith, for someone who was SUPPOSED to be equal to Adam heaven certainly didn't intervene when he demanded she be subservient to him

Hell they made me out of his rib so I would feel indebted to him and more pliant....heh look at how that turned out

...you know I don't think i ever told lilith I envied her defiance and freedom.... should have done that along time ago

*there's a hint of melancholy and maybe regret in her voice, she quickly shakes it off*

ANYWAYS, if you want to know what heaven actually wanted from there so called utopia of humanity if we hadn't eaten from the tree ask THEM....

(If you want to) @helluva-hotel-ask-blog

Hello Ma'am!

I hope I'm not asking an indelicate question, but are you Eve? I've been looking at your asks and I'm wondering. I would really like to know your perspective of what life was like following the unfortunate events in Eden if that's the case.

Respectfully yours,

Urgh!

You wanna know what it was like after eden!?

It fucking sucked!

Eden was a paradise you never had to worry about anything now imagine going from that to being thrown into the wild with no knowledge and with sticks and leafs for clothes!

We where never told about season or weather since it was always perfect in eden! Even the rains in there were light! Now imagine learning about hot and cold,storms, heat waves, seasons, imagine experiencing a winter in a frigging cave while wearing scraps of dirty fur and leafs!

Now imagine doing that while being PREGNANT!

Oh I can here you now about how it can't have been that bad afterall atleast you weren't alone you had Adam, I wish I had been alone!

Adam did nothing! He expected me to do everything cuz he was "the first man", you ever tried hunting and foraging at 7 months pregnant cuz I have and it sucks!

He even had the gall to make me give him most of the food and do all the work while he sat on his arse getting fat!

Worse of all thanks to the fact we were created in eden are life spans were longer so imagine spending a full life time with Adam now imagine living several with him!

He was 930 when he died have a guess how many of those years I spent with him!?

To top it all off when I finally die and think yay know maybe I've been punished enough what do I get!?

HELL!

What does he get!? Heaven! Him the most lazy useless husband on the planet gets heaven while I get hell!

I wasn't perfect I'll admit that but he wasn't either by a long shot!

He embodied all seven sins in life, PRIDE: he never once owned up to his mistakes and thought he was perfect! GLUTTONY: He ate everything to the point of becoming a fat slob hell he made his pregnant wife share her food despite him always having the larger portions!WRATH: he constantly talked about all the graphic things he would do to lucifer and lilith if he got ahold of them! GREED: he coveted everything from the flimsy furs I used to the kids food! LUST: all he wanted was sex and that all I was to him! ENVY: lilith enough said! Finally SLOTH: that one doesn't need explanation!

So tell me how the fuck did he get heaven!?

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That's...huh it's not often I get actual genuine compliments or even a thank you......

*she looks genuinely conflicted, not knowing whether or not to be appreciative or think it's a ruse*

I-i

*sighs*

Look it's not that I don't appreciate the compliments or the thought, heck I'm not even bothered that I'm in hell, I get the whole punishment thing christ I'm the root of evil now i KNOW I'm meant to be here....

It's more that I don't like heavens hypocrisy about the whole thing....

Adam got a free pass on EVERYTHING he did just because he was "the first man" even if they blamed me for original sin, everything else he did after was all on him NOT me...

Hell i was just trying to survive back then I was in no position to whisper temptations or evil into his ear

But what does it matter anyways....to heaven I'm to blame for EVERYTHING not "faultless adam"

*grunts sullenly*

Hello Ma'am!

I hope I'm not asking an indelicate question, but are you Eve? I've been looking at your asks and I'm wondering. I would really like to know your perspective of what life was like following the unfortunate events in Eden if that's the case.

Respectfully yours,

Urgh!

You wanna know what it was like after eden!?

It fucking sucked!

Eden was a paradise you never had to worry about anything now imagine going from that to being thrown into the wild with no knowledge and with sticks and leafs for clothes!

We where never told about season or weather since it was always perfect in eden! Even the rains in there were light! Now imagine learning about hot and cold,storms, heat waves, seasons, imagine experiencing a winter in a frigging cave while wearing scraps of dirty fur and leafs!

Now imagine doing that while being PREGNANT!

Oh I can here you now about how it can't have been that bad afterall atleast you weren't alone you had Adam, I wish I had been alone!

Adam did nothing! He expected me to do everything cuz he was "the first man", you ever tried hunting and foraging at 7 months pregnant cuz I have and it sucks!

He even had the gall to make me give him most of the food and do all the work while he sat on his arse getting fat!

Worse of all thanks to the fact we were created in eden are life spans were longer so imagine spending a full life time with Adam now imagine living several with him!

He was 930 when he died have a guess how many of those years I spent with him!?

To top it all off when I finally die and think yay know maybe I've been punished enough what do I get!?

HELL!

What does he get!? Heaven! Him the most lazy useless husband on the planet gets heaven while I get hell!

I wasn't perfect I'll admit that but he wasn't either by a long shot!

He embodied all seven sins in life, PRIDE: he never once owned up to his mistakes and thought he was perfect! GLUTTONY: He ate everything to the point of becoming a fat slob hell he made his pregnant wife share her food despite him always having the larger portions!WRATH: he constantly talked about all the graphic things he would do to lucifer and lilith if he got ahold of them! GREED: he coveted everything from the flimsy furs I used to the kids food! LUST: all he wanted was sex and that all I was to him! ENVY: lilith enough said! Finally SLOTH: that one doesn't need explanation!

So tell me how the fuck did he get heaven!?

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Mini update

Hey everyone mod here i thought I'd just give you a small update don't worry nothings wrong and I'm not going anywhere, I thought it would be good to let you know why it doesn't seem like I'm not posting anything.

The truth isn't that I'm not online it's just i don't have anything to post outside of the occasional ask i get 🤷‍♂️

This isn't me complaining that I'm not getting any asks mind you, I'd never want to pressure anyone to give me asks its not why I made this blog for.

But yeah I'm still here and I am checking my blog daily but it'll probably seem like the blogs dead which I assure you it isn't, I'm just waiting for asks and for any blogs to interact with 😃