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Hey roooooo~

Look what I found!

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT THATS NOT ME!

Sure seems like it~

NOT CANON YAY HEAR ME!?

NOT CANON!!

Pfft your just mad cuz you know you really would be that stupid~

NOT CANON!!!!

Roo master evil of evil and perpetual loser of rock paper scissors~

SHUT UP!!

(All credit to the creator of the video i just could NOT have a laugh at this🤣)

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Huh what do you know i guess i did missed a bit luck you

Or maybe unlucky you oh well

I guess we have two niffty's running around now

Oh well it's not like hell is lacking victims or killers for that matter so you won't be out of place

Apple

Snake

Apple

Snake

Apple

Snake

Apple

Snake

Apple

Snake

Whaaaaa?

Yeah I'm as confused as you what to do with this ask...

But hey atleast someone's sending asks 🤷‍♂️

Yeah I guess but still...

Oh quit it being a party pooper

Fine I'm just going to go out on a leg and stay there talking about the apple and eden and if so I wasn't the snake that was luci as for the apple wellllll

That's more complicated "technically" I was the apple but think of it as like I dunno an egg i guess? I sort off wasn't sentient back then I was mostly dormant inside the apple waiting to "hatch" as it were..

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Ha!

You wish!

I absorbed all the evil out of the tree and the apples a long long time ago

If by any small miracle of i guess in this case tragedy then it would so utterly miniscule it would just blend with whatever evil you inherit from just being a human and one my descendents in general and you wouldn't even notice other than maybe feeling a higher urge to do something evil but it wouldn't be a large degree

It wouldn't turn a saint to a mass murder to give you an example but small petty crimes? Perhaps

Apple

Snake

Apple

Snake

Apple

Snake

Apple

Snake

Apple

Snake

Whaaaaa?

Yeah I'm as confused as you what to do with this ask...

But hey atleast someone's sending asks 🤷‍♂️

Yeah I guess but still...

Oh quit it being a party pooper

Fine I'm just going to go out on a leg and stay there talking about the apple and eden and if so I wasn't the snake that was luci as for the apple wellllll

That's more complicated "technically" I was the apple but think of it as like I dunno an egg i guess? I sort off wasn't sentient back then I was mostly dormant inside the apple waiting to "hatch" as it were..

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Urgh sort of....

Despite what heaven would have you believe evil always existed..

The moment god made light darkness was born too like a sort of cosmic balancing act to make reality function.

The same was true with good and evil, God made good and fashioned it into the angels but the moment good was born so to was evil but unlike the angels I wasn't given form by God or consciousness so I just existed.

He still feared what I may become so I guess as a prison he sort off gave me form in the tree and by extension the apple most likely believing I'd be easier to contain in something as simple as a plant..

He was probably right but the moment eve ate the apple a piece of that primordial evil that never had consciousness before then suddenly became a part of something that did..

Thus I formed in eve and over time we sort of blended into one another it's odd but it works and in time I absorbed the rest of the primordial evil that didn't have consciousness into me.

Becoming who you see now roo but also eve, naturally since when I was still eve I had evil inside of me it was passed down to the rest of humanity thus why I have the title root of all evil

I don't if you'll get all this but here you go chew on this for awhile

(Lore building i hope, i dunno i winged this a bit)

Apple

Snake

Apple

Snake

Apple

Snake

Apple

Snake

Apple

Snake

Whaaaaa?

Yeah I'm as confused as you what to do with this ask...

But hey atleast someone's sending asks 🤷‍♂️

Yeah I guess but still...

Oh quit it being a party pooper

Fine I'm just going to go out on a leg and stay there talking about the apple and eden and if so I wasn't the snake that was luci as for the apple wellllll

That's more complicated "technically" I was the apple but think of it as like I dunno an egg i guess? I sort off wasn't sentient back then I was mostly dormant inside the apple waiting to "hatch" as it were..

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Apple

Snake

Apple

Snake

Apple

Snake

Apple

Snake

Apple

Snake

Whaaaaa?

Yeah I'm as confused as you what to do with this ask...

But hey atleast someone's sending asks 🤷‍♂️

Yeah I guess but still...

Oh quit it being a party pooper

Fine I'm just going to go out on a leg and stay there talking about the apple and eden and if so I wasn't the snake that was luci as for the apple wellllll

That's more complicated "technically" I was the apple but think of it as like I dunno an egg i guess? I sort off wasn't sentient back then I was mostly dormant inside the apple waiting to "hatch" as it were..

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Oh come on luci honey it's me were talking about here~

Do you honestly think I can't just pop up wherever I like~?

Besides even an idiot can work a phone or a computer these days did you think I'm any different~?

I'm more surprised your out of that little workshop of yours and in public~

Honestly it was SOOOO boring watching you do nothing but make lousy rubber ducks and moping over lil's~

Though I did find that fire breathing one humorous~

So how have you been luci~?

I see your getting remarried huh~

Now ain't that quaint and look at the motley crew your surrounding yourself with these days~

A cannibal,a walking tv,a drunk gambler, a gay spider, a tiny mad cyclops great job by the way little one Adam had it coming, a pyromaniac and a former angel hehehe I guess birds of a feather DO flock together afterall~

You always did have a habit of picking up strays didn't you luci~?

Then there's your lovely lovely daughter hmmmmm haven't seen her since she was a baby and you lilith paraded her around hell~

"What?! You can't... you can't be here. It's impossible."

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*boop*

:)

Why do you keep doing this!?

That's it I've had it!

*snaps there fingers and causes said asks nose to break*

Maybe now you'll stop!

Geez a little harsh don't you think? They were just having some fun

Oh shut up i didn't ask you! Your just the mod!

Moody bitch...

I HEARD THAT!

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Hehehehehehehheheheh a boop for you 😉

URGH WHY!?

I WILL FIND YOU YAY HERE ME!?

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Are you planning on doing anything for Halloween this year?

I WAS planning to go top side and enjoy the celebrations...*grumbles sourily*

But SOME people thought it would be fun to somehow start booping my nose from out of the frigging aether so I had to fix that so that cant happen anymore!

Halloween is one of the few times I can go up to earth and blend in enough that heaven doesn't notice I'm up there, I know other demons do the same as well

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Happy Halloween!!!

Yeah yeah happy Halloween yay jerks......*grumbles under breath*

(Sorry it's late but better late then never)

You STILL salty cuz of all the boops? Come on it was one day besides its not like it hurt you!

Oh screw you! You weren't the one who had random people booping your nose from out of the frigging aether!

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boop

OH COME ON!

I thought I'd escaped this frigging booping when the mod took a break!!!

Nope afraid not honey your stuck with them :)

God fucking damn it!!!

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what is your main blog

To mod :3

A very simple one to address this IS my main blog 😅

I don't actually have any other blogs minus a private one

I have been toying with idea of making more blogs linked to this one though I'm still considering which character to make it for

If anyone has any suggestions let me know it's always nice to here people's opinions :)

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Hi guys sorry I've been gone for a couple of days, family stuff you know how it is 🤷‍♂️

Any who I'm back now and I'm going to go through my asks.

Also since it's a big thing in the fanbase right now I'll address it here

LEAKS

I'm aware of the leaks and I have seen them but for fans of the show who don't want to be spoiled i won't be making any content around the leaks or answering asks about said leaks, if you send an ask about them I'll just delete it so there's no point.

So don't worry this blog will be spoiler free and FYI if any you post any replies on in the blog that have spoilers or links to said spoilers I WILL delete and block you!

I don't want to ruin anyone's enjoyment of the show or surprise so please don't.

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I WILL KEEP BOOPING YOU

I CANNOT BE STOPPED

You...

*There's one glowing feral twitching eye under her bed watching you*

I know you.....I know how many times you've booped me and ooooh is your suffering and pain going to be the stuff of legends....

One piece of advice...

RUN

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BOOp >:3

ARGH!

*let's a roar of annoyance from under her bed she's hiding under*

WHEN THIS IS OVER I WILL FIND YOU HUMAN AND YOU WILL SUFFER!!!!

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Boops are when you poke people on the nose and say “boop!” Would you like one?Also happy Halloween!Here candy!🍭🍬

*a feral hiss comes from under the bed she's hiding under to escape the boops*

No more boops!

*swipes the candy*

But i shall accept your offer...

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Wait the cat can boop you back!?

Yes!!!