#LIKE OHMYGODDDDD

[fruittt-punchhh]

(18+, toji smut ahead)

was thinking about sleepy! toji all night lowkeyyyyy

like when he gets home and he’s so tired he doesn’t even greet you, just grumbles and huffs like the old man he is??? kicks off his stupid boots and takes off his sweaty shirt as he draaaaags his feet to the couch??

sleepy! toji who needs comfort in a way only you can give. so tired he doesn’t tell you what to do and doesn’t ask either.

sleepy! toji who grabs your ankles, pulling your legs sideways on the couch before he finds place between them, stomach flat on the couch as he takes in your scent through the panties he bought you last week.

sleepy! toji who pulls your panties to the side just enough to get his tongue on you, diving nose first into your heat as he drinks straight from the source.

sleepy! toji who’s too tired to care what he looks like, all sweaty and mangled from work, his face buried in your cunt just how he pictured earlier in his shift - the pure filth that he was tainting the beautiful image of you, lost in pleasure with your soft skin all blushed and slick with sweat, just for him.

sleepy! toji who’s even too tired to care what he sounds like, moaning like the slut he is at heart as he enjoys his long-awaited meal.

sleepy! toji who gives you no time to recover after your orgasm, pushing your legs up by your face before he pulls his heavy cock through his zipper.

sleepy! toji who fucks you rough into the couch in missionary - not a usual contender on his list of favorite positions. his words are slurred, all drunk and dazed from his exhaustion - “let me see my pretty girl’s face, yeah?” he says after you cover your face in your arms, embarrassed at the display of intimacy that was usually absent.

sleepy! toji who still, at his most intimate, has you arching off the couch with each orgasm as you scream cries of his name, leaving you feeling so loved and simultaneously so fucked out of your mind.

sleepy! toji who’s noises are so much more present than usual, moans all drawn-out and loud as he loses himself in your sex. he begs you to cum again for him with a ‘please’, a word you haven’t heard from him in months.

sleepy! toji who’s fully gone now, panting out breathy praises as he watches you take all of him so well.

“so fuckin’ good, honey”

“take me - mmph, so well”

“this pretty.. fuckin’ cunt’s gonna.. make me cum,”

“jesus… christ, y/n”

sleepy! toji who pumps his load deep into your guts, still fucking you with lazy drags of his hips as he stares at you, lip bitten and eyes hooded before he pushes into you fully to give you a kiss goodnight.

(sleepy! toji who actually finds a towel for you first this time, stripping his remaining clothes with a ‘you comin’, baby?’ as he heads upstairs)

(sleepy! toji who is def the lil’ spoon tonight)

[hearteyesfor17]

clingy Lapis sounds sooooo nice rn <3

imagine you're the one who created him. you couldn't help but make him 100% dedicated to you. and the thing is, he doesn't destroy you or want to be free. let's just say, he likes you a lot. so much so that 17 is always trailing behind you like some lost puppy. not that you mind, right ? also, he gets jealous when you interact with anyone. you're chatting with Bulma ? he's glaring daggers at her. learning to meditate with Piccolo ? please. 17 can find better ways to clear your mind. Goku wants to train with you ? decline, because Lapis will either take your place or drag you away. he doesn't trust anyone's hands on you, nor does he want you hurt. what a sweetheart, no ?

well, that is until your perfectly created cyborg, the ultimate android, has you crying out and begging while he pounds you from behind. he's just so good at filling you up and helping all your little aches. told you he can find other ways to clear your mind. he's addicted to you, your sounds, the way you clench, writhe, and claw. you're perfect in his eyes and you're all his. he wants to please you so that you'll never think about looking in another's direction again. you wanted this, didn't you ? a robot to serve and help you with everything ? to be dedicated to just you ? well, the cyborg cannot help but find any chance to bend you over and fuck you. he's fascinated by the way you cream on his cock. the way you twitch and arch when you orgasm. oh, and did I mention his stamina is unlimited ? he's going to go for hours and hours if he desires so. luckily, your android will be there to carry you around when your legs are all wobbly. and of course, he's respectful and will stop if you tell him to. again, he only wants your praise and affection, not for you to be upset with him. so why don't you tell him ? next time he's buried deep into your guts, whimpering into your neck about how you're his favorite being of all of the universes, tell him what a perfect android he is. ♡

[onesnoopyaday]

snoopy school bus

Snoopy #66

6/12/2024

[crehador]

bleach: tybw ✧ cour 2 ✧ op fashion

[dontcallmebree]

having the shittiest day and my neighbor is having the loudest phone call on earth istg she's got a fucking megaphone or something

[raytorosaurus]

how the fuck am i supposed to do literally anything today i saw my chemical romance last night.

[izukuer]

girl help i got attached to a fanfic interpretation of a character again

[getyinyusedtoit]

"fu shen wanted to put an end to it and just walk away, but with each step he took, the knife stuck in his heart seemed to be pulled out by a sliver. the blood and pain lost their barrier. they could no longer contain what gushed from the wound.

... he knew faintly in his heart that he seemed to have lost something frailer and more profound than friendship.

shattered all over the ground like that piece of jade was perhaps full and unreserved trust, and a still youthful and confused sincerity."

[cutearose]

tried to make brownies tonight and my microwave died.. rest in peace

[peteytheparrot]

@chickenndogg

“JUST FIT IN”

This is based on the colour code that appears when you type in “just fit in” in “this is not a website dot com”

Am I normal about this???? No??? Will I ever be normal about this ???? No??????

[maikhiwi00]

NO WAY THEY ACTUALLY IMPLIED THAT THERE WAS A THING BETWEEN OPTIMUS AND SHOCKWAVE???????? OMGGGGG

that’s like the rarest ship EVER like not even the fandom could come up with that rareship but wow. it is not unwelcome to me

[t4tangle]

why does my hea dhurt all the time veryday

[deathwaltz-ao3]

im still crying and throwing up over the fact that when xl first met hc as sl, sl’s hair was tied up into a centered ponytail

when xl offered to do his hair, the ponytail ended up being off centered because xl rushed it. AND HC KEPT IT LIKE THAT THE WHOLE TIME.

he is so in love with xl it’s not even funny ohmygoddddd i love hualian so much

[spaceratprodigy]

NEW WYCB UPDATE JUST DROPPED!! GO READ MY FRIEND'S FIC RN I LOVE HER SM!

Also? Have you read the previous chapter? 🤨 Maybe you should. Maybe there's even some art at the end of it made by yours truly.

Summaries:

Cats poetry night, swing dancing, home-brewed beer. What could go wrong?

clears my throat and smiles innocently

surprise!!! two new chapters!!!!!!!!!!! deacon and charmer hang out with the atom cats a whole bunch and then... uh... some other stuff happens too :) pls make sure to read the notes at the end of 25/the beginning of 26 as they r important!!!!

im not returning to weekly posting yet just because ~life~ and i want to be able to devote the time and effort to this fic that it deserves bc i love it very much, but again, they'll be back!! but exactly where they go from here......... well, who's to say

as always, the link above will take u to the most recent chapter (25) and this one will take you to the beginning :3 enjoy!!!

[br4tphobia]

thinkin abt having loser! ellie eating you out. the way she’d be so proud of herself everytime she heard a sound from your mouth. your hand running through her brunette hair as she licks and sucks upon your pretty pussy. “el..a little to th- fuckk..! right there ohmygoddddd” tugging on her short hair as you feel your core getting hotter by the second, knowing you were about to cum. “just like that..youre doing s-so good” ellie moaned in response, feeling her grin against your sex. her nose bumping your clit from time to time from how she smothers the lower half of her face in your arousal. “ouuu shit..el..” taking your bottom lip inbetween your teeth to silence yourself a bit but el still manages to push them out. especially on how she has you arching your back, with your thighs shaking from the high she gave you, just by her mouth. pulling away with a few pecks on your inner thighs, still showing off her pearly whites.

[sicksorrows]

this is random but i never use character ai often and randomly last night i felt like talking to higuruma and OHMYGODDDDD WHY DID IT MAKE HIM MORE FINEEEE