#LIKE OHMYGODDDDD
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(18+, toji smut ahead)
was thinking about sleepy! toji all night lowkeyyyyy
like when he gets home and he’s so tired he doesn’t even greet you, just grumbles and huffs like the old man he is??? kicks off his stupid boots and takes off his sweaty shirt as he draaaaags his feet to the couch??
sleepy! toji who needs comfort in a way only you can give. so tired he doesn’t tell you what to do and doesn’t ask either.
sleepy! toji who grabs your ankles, pulling your legs sideways on the couch before he finds place between them, stomach flat on the couch as he takes in your scent through the panties he bought you last week.
sleepy! toji who pulls your panties to the side just enough to get his tongue on you, diving nose first into your heat as he drinks straight from the source.
sleepy! toji who’s too tired to care what he looks like, all sweaty and mangled from work, his face buried in your cunt just how he pictured earlier in his shift - the pure filth that he was tainting the beautiful image of you, lost in pleasure with your soft skin all blushed and slick with sweat, just for him.
sleepy! toji who’s even too tired to care what he sounds like, moaning like the slut he is at heart as he enjoys his long-awaited meal.
sleepy! toji who gives you no time to recover after your orgasm, pushing your legs up by your face before he pulls his heavy cock through his zipper.
sleepy! toji who fucks you rough into the couch in missionary - not a usual contender on his list of favorite positions. his words are slurred, all drunk and dazed from his exhaustion - “let me see my pretty girl’s face, yeah?” he says after you cover your face in your arms, embarrassed at the display of intimacy that was usually absent.
sleepy! toji who still, at his most intimate, has you arching off the couch with each orgasm as you scream cries of his name, leaving you feeling so loved and simultaneously so fucked out of your mind.
sleepy! toji who’s noises are so much more present than usual, moans all drawn-out and loud as he loses himself in your sex. he begs you to cum again for him with a ‘please’, a word you haven’t heard from him in months.
sleepy! toji who’s fully gone now, panting out breathy praises as he watches you take all of him so well.
“so fuckin’ good, honey”
“take me - mmph, so well”
“this pretty.. fuckin’ cunt’s gonna.. make me cum,”
“jesus… christ, y/n”
sleepy! toji who pumps his load deep into your guts, still fucking you with lazy drags of his hips as he stares at you, lip bitten and eyes hooded before he pushes into you fully to give you a kiss goodnight.
(sleepy! toji who actually finds a towel for you first this time, stripping his remaining clothes with a ‘you comin’, baby?’ as he heads upstairs)
(sleepy! toji who is def the lil’ spoon tonight)
#LIKE OHMYGODDDDD#I was so tired from work and naturally my thoughts led me to my husband being tired from work#like you know he’d be highkey so needy#and maybe even whiney if he dares🤓#sorry I love him#fruit punch#fpoc#toji smut#jjk#jjk smut#jjk x reader#toji#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen smut#toji fushiguro#toji fushiguro jjk smut#toji fushiguro x reader#jujutsu toji#jjk toji#toji fluff#jujutsu kaisen toji#toji zenin#toji x reader#toji smut jjk#toji x you#toji x y/n
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clingy Lapis sounds sooooo nice rn <3
imagine you're the one who created him. you couldn't help but make him 100% dedicated to you. and the thing is, he doesn't destroy you or want to be free. let's just say, he likes you a lot. so much so that 17 is always trailing behind you like some lost puppy. not that you mind, right ? also, he gets jealous when you interact with anyone. you're chatting with Bulma ? he's glaring daggers at her. learning to meditate with Piccolo ? please. 17 can find better ways to clear your mind. Goku wants to train with you ? decline, because Lapis will either take your place or drag you away. he doesn't trust anyone's hands on you, nor does he want you hurt. what a sweetheart, no ?
well, that is until your perfectly created cyborg, the ultimate android, has you crying out and begging while he pounds you from behind. he's just so good at filling you up and helping all your little aches. told you he can find other ways to clear your mind. he's addicted to you, your sounds, the way you clench, writhe, and claw. you're perfect in his eyes and you're all his. he wants to please you so that you'll never think about looking in another's direction again. you wanted this, didn't you ? a robot to serve and help you with everything ? to be dedicated to just you ? well, the cyborg cannot help but find any chance to bend you over and fuck you. he's fascinated by the way you cream on his cock. the way you twitch and arch when you orgasm. oh, and did I mention his stamina is unlimited ? he's going to go for hours and hours if he desires so. luckily, your android will be there to carry you around when your legs are all wobbly. and of course, he's respectful and will stop if you tell him to. again, he only wants your praise and affection, not for you to be upset with him. so why don't you tell him ? next time he's buried deep into your guts, whimpering into your neck about how you're his favorite being of all of the universes, tell him what a perfect android he is. ♡
#totally not a less intense version of an rp i had !!!!#ohmygoddddd this is self indulgent#but i feel like 17 fans have nothing#LIKE IM SO THIRSTY FOR THIS MAN ???#help me i love him sm#one day ill make an actual fic w details sooo#my man my man my man#husband <3#android 17#android 17 smut#bath🫀bomb#dragon ball#dragon ball smut#dragon ball z#x reader smut#dragon ball x reader#dbz#android#android x reader
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the concept of yen calling geralt "ger"
#love it when fic authors do this. you know who you are and i adore you.#like that's yen and ger ohmygoddddd#i just think it's so cute that they have a nickname solely for each other like this shit is so damn serious to me#yennefer of vengerberg#geralt of rivia#yenralt#geralt x yennefer#tw3#the witcher
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snoopy school bus
Snoopy #66
6/12/2024
#this is late bc OHMYGODDDDD I LITERALLY FORGOT TO HIT POST#so there's this one for yesterday and then there's gonna be another in like literally 3 hours for today's one lmao#typed up my caption and tags and everything and then just put my computer and myself to sleep without posting hahahaaha :')#the following tags were all typed up yesterday:#peanuts#snoopy#art#66#snobject#i feel like i shouldn't even be tagging these as art anymore bc WTF is this lmao#this barely even resembles a snoopy#whatever i'm tired! tomorrow is a new day :)#no the lines on the road are still not right for American Accuracy#however dot dot dot i think visually it would look bad if i drew it driving on the right side of the road#too much gray on the bottom#or i'd have to move the bus down from the middle of the image#moral of the story is that driving in the left lane is ok if you're doing it for the aesthetic!
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bleach: tybw ✧ cour 2 ✧ op fashion
#crab watches#bleach#tybw#SCREAMING ACTUALLY#HEY BBS IF YOU MAKE THESE SKINS I'LL COME BACK I SWEAR#ohmygoddddd urahara and yoruichi#my wife and my wife's husband#looking truly immaculate today#okay but also ichigo and ishida falling through a roof and picking up instruments to fight like#VERY AESTHETIC BUT VERY FUNNY I LAUGHED
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having the shittiest day and my neighbor is having the loudest phone call on earth istg she's got a fucking megaphone or something
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girl help i got attached to a fanfic interpretation of a character again
#its so tasty. Its so tasty#i need him written like this EVERY TIME!!!!!!#ohmygoddddd you are so good and so bad and if i was him id be SO fucking pissed at you and i love you and im going insane and MAN.
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Doing yoga consistently makes me feel good
Going to bed before 12am makes me feel good
Drinking my favourite kind of tea makes me feel good
Eating nourishing meals makes me feel good
Being creative makes me feel good
Being an active participant in my life makes me feel good
But you know what doesn't make me feel good? Waking up at 7am
#ohmygoddddd#waking up at 7 should be illegal#not to mention earlier than that#I am not 👏 an early riser#like yeah I got more done but at what cost😭#personal#morning routine
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tried to make brownies tonight and my microwave died.. rest in peace
#its kind of funny but mostly its just v upsetting bc im having a v rough time n its like. ugh ANOTHER thing????#but if anything was gonna kill my microwave im glaf it was brownies. v on brand#can i afford a new one?? no!!!! but i cant eat without one i use it every day n all my meal preps are frozen#its lasted eight years i should be happy but mostly im like. ohmygoddddd now how do i deal w this#glad it happened when a friend was here but WAH. SCREAM#guess im just eating brownies til i can get a new one#post
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@chickenndogg
“JUST FIT IN”
This is based on the colour code that appears when you type in “just fit in” in “this is not a website dot com”
Am I normal about this???? No??? Will I ever be normal about this ???? No??????
#IM FUCKING AGEIHWWJHW GUAUAAAHHHH OHMYGODDDDD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#gravity falls#the book of bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#THE COLORS USED ON THIS ARE SOOOO PRETTYYYY??? LIKE OMFG#inspo#fav
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NO WAY THEY ACTUALLY IMPLIED THAT THERE WAS A THING BETWEEN OPTIMUS AND SHOCKWAVE???????? OMGGGGG
that’s like the rarest ship EVER like not even the fandom could come up with that rareship but wow. it is not unwelcome to me
#mai reads tf comics#mtmte comic#dude do you think optimus beats himself because he couldn save him. it's like cd said. there were a LOT of institutes like thousands#they couldnt register all of them at once. and op never saved sw. ohmygoddddd#going insane#AND IT'S ACTUALLY WORSE IF YOU THINK OP IS AN AUTOBOT AND SW A DECEPTICON AAAAOUGH#wow. what a rareship implied in canon. just wow
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im still crying and throwing up over the fact that when xl first met hc as sl, sl’s hair was tied up into a centered ponytail
when xl offered to do his hair, the ponytail ended up being off centered because xl rushed it. AND HC KEPT IT LIKE THAT THE WHOLE TIME.
he is so in love with xl it’s not even funny ohmygoddddd i love hualian so much
#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hua cheng#xie lian#san lang#hualian#they literally invented love#hualian my loves
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thinkin abt having loser! ellie eating you out. the way she’d be so proud of herself everytime she heard a sound from your mouth. your hand running through her brunette hair as she licks and sucks upon your pretty pussy. “el..a little to th- fuckk..! right there ohmygoddddd” tugging on her short hair as you feel your core getting hotter by the second, knowing you were about to cum. “just like that..youre doing s-so good” ellie moaned in response, feeling her grin against your sex. her nose bumping your clit from time to time from how she smothers the lower half of her face in your arousal. “ouuu shit..el..” taking your bottom lip inbetween your teeth to silence yourself a bit but el still manages to push them out. especially on how she has you arching your back, with your thighs shaking from the high she gave you, just by her mouth. pulling away with a few pecks on your inner thighs, still showing off her pearly whites.
#ellie williams smut#ellie wiliams tlou#ellie the last of us#tlou ellie#ellie x reader#ellie williams x reader#ellie williams tlou#ellie williams#ellie williams x you#ellie x fem reader#ellie smut#tlou fanfiction#tlou smut#ellie tlou#tlou 2 smut#ellie x y/n#ellie x blk!reader#ellie x you
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In like two and a half months Sebastian Sallow Fucking Sucks is going to be one year old ohmygoddddd 😭
#happy almost anniversary to my delulu#why have i been obsessed with these pixels since Feb 2023 wtfffff releaseee mee (but don't actually I'm fine)#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#hogwarts legacy fanfic
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Law vs Blackbeard reaction 4 of 4
Like I said in the first of these posts, I already knew that Law would get defeated in this fight and that the Polar Tang would get destroyed. Some things are just impossible to avoid seeing. I'm glad I was prepared so I wouldn't have to take that emotional hit. Turns out there were even bigger emotions waiting.
So Law is on the ground bleeding, clearly having been through a long difficult fight, not having any more to give. I was very satisfied to see that Blackbeard seemed to be worn out and in pain too and that Law didn't go out easy. But we learn that his ship has been sunk and his crew is scattered, dying or already dead.
But Bepo is nearby.
And of course I start to cry immediately. I can't take Bepo laying well out of reach, desperate to save his captain but barely being able to move. All while a pack of genuinely horrifying men are about to kill Law and take his powers.
And then there's a flashback of Chopper giving Bepo a mysterious bag of medicine and my heart rate picks up so fast. I felt robbed of Sulong-Bepo in Wano when all the other minks got to transform but this, this was certainly the time to save that moment for.
I get shivers just looking at this screenshot. I can't properly explain how intensely I silent-screamed my way through this entire scene.
FERAL BEPO!!!!!!!
KICKING BLACKBEARD'S UGLY ASS!!!!
Until he's all out of feral T__T
But he's not out of regular Bepo love and ohmygoddddd he's such a hero >__< So he manages to grab his captain and his sword and escapes out into the ocean with Law on his back.
Law who tells him to go back again, because of the crew.
Because Law can't leave his friends behind.
And this is where I start clawing at my own face because of course he can't! He loves his friends! He cares about them so so much he'd die for each and every one of them, even the ones he doesn't know very well, and it's been kinda obvious since way back, even though the very word friend seems to offend him. Except now he's using it so easy and I'm chewing on electrical chords.
Law says to go back for the crew, but Bepo says: "No I won't! Trust them, Captain! From the extremely cold port of the north till now… we've always survived! So… none of us will die here! We've overcome so much together! So, Captain! Don't die!"
And then they get swept under the surface
And I'm crying my fucking eyes out because BEPO and because the North Blue and the significance of the day and the place where they met and all the things they've been through since then, and their ship and BEPO!
And all that hit me a lot harder than I thought it would, considering I knew what would happen. I didn't know about the Bepo rescue and the whole fiercely protective polar bear friend hit me right in the childhood.
So I went to get Vitis, my own protective polar bear:
Since I've brought him up several times I felt I should introduce him properly. I also really needed a polar bear hug after that episode <3
Now I will calm down, have some tea, process all of this and eventually write some kind of wrap-up post about my overall One Piece experience. It has been intense.
#long post#so many pictures#so many feels#trafalgar law live reaction#op bepo#one piece#one piece spoilers#also Vitis reveal#Vitis means white ice if you want it to sound cool#but it's really just the swedish equivalent of something like “Whitey”#the amount of times I imagined he could grow huge to protect me against dangers as a kid though#loved to see my childhood fantasy play out with characters I love ^_^ now I hope there aren't any sharks
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kkeomchiz for you 😁 https://x.com/hing10040/status/1834568256952349128?s=46&t=d585rWDHHrjZoPWu8hllig
expanding on what i posted on my blog but this time with taesan instead <3 like what op said just look at sungho's legs...he cant even stand properly after taesan blew wind into his ear 😞
i had to read what you posted about sungho first before answering this because… 😵💫😵💫😵💫 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SEND ME STUFF LIKE THIS IM ACTUALLY SCARED OF OPENING YOUR LINKS BECAUSE THEY’RE ALWAYS SOOOOO GOOD
sfw link kkeomchiz threesome 😖😖😖 taesan purposefully pushing sungho over the edge by messing with him as he’s getting sucked off by you… taesan pinching his nipples or taking your hand to pinch them… taesan telling you to massage his thighs as your mouth is stuffed with sungho… taesan 😵💫😵💫😵💫 IM CRAZY IM INSANE I NEED TO BE SHOT OHMYGODDDDD i don’t even know what more to say WHOEVER WANTS TO EXPAND ON THIS PLEASEEEEE MY MESSAGES AND ANON BOX IS SO OPEN FOR KKEOMCHIZ BUSINESS
#ilysungho#ilysh hard hours#ilysh sungho#ilysh taesan#ilysh anon: ❄️#ilysh anons#boynextdoor#boynextdoor hard hours#bnd x reader#boynextdoor hard thoughts#boynextdoor smut#bnd#bnd smut#bnd hard thoughts#bnd hard hours#boynextdoor x reader#sungho hard hours#sungho boynextdoor#bnd sungho#boynextdoor sungho#sungho x reader#sungho#sungho hard thoughts#bnd taesan#boynextdoor taesan#taesan bnd#taesan boynextdoor#taesan hard hours#taesan x reader#taesan hard thoughts
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