#LIKE OHMYGODDDDD
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(18+, toji smut ahead)
was thinking about sleepy! toji all night lowkeyyyyy
like when he gets home and he’s so tired he doesn’t even greet you, just grumbles and huffs like the old man he is??? kicks off his stupid boots and takes off his sweaty shirt as he draaaaags his feet to the couch??
sleepy! toji who needs comfort in a way only you can give. so tired he doesn’t tell you what to do and doesn’t ask either.
sleepy! toji who grabs your ankles, pulling your legs sideways on the couch before he finds place between them, stomach flat on the couch as he takes in your scent through the panties he bought you last week.
sleepy! toji who pulls your panties to the side just enough to get his tongue on you, diving nose first into your heat as he drinks straight from the source.
sleepy! toji who’s too tired to care what he looks like, all sweaty and mangled from work, his face buried in your cunt just how he pictured earlier in his shift - the pure filth that he was tainting the beautiful image of you, lost in pleasure with your soft skin all blushed and slick with sweat, just for him.
sleepy! toji who’s even too tired to care what he sounds like, moaning like the slut he is at heart as he enjoys his long-awaited meal.
sleepy! toji who gives you no time to recover after your orgasm, pushing your legs up by your face before he pulls his heavy cock through his zipper.
sleepy! toji who fucks you rough into the couch in missionary - not a usual contender on his list of favorite positions. his words are slurred, all drunk and dazed from his exhaustion - “let me see my pretty girl’s face, yeah?” he says after you cover your face in your arms, embarrassed at the display of intimacy that was usually absent.
sleepy! toji who still, at his most intimate, has you arching off the couch with each orgasm as you scream cries of his name, leaving you feeling so loved and simultaneously so fucked out of your mind.
sleepy! toji who’s noises are so much more present than usual, moans all drawn-out and loud as he loses himself in your sex. he begs you to cum again for him with a ‘please’, a word you haven’t heard from him in months.
sleepy! toji who’s fully gone now, panting out breathy praises as he watches you take all of him so well.
“so fuckin’ good, honey”
“take me - mmph, so well”
“this pretty.. fuckin’ cunt’s gonna.. make me cum,”
“jesus… christ, y/n”
sleepy! toji who pumps his load deep into your guts, still fucking you with lazy drags of his hips as he stares at you, lip bitten and eyes hooded before he pushes into you fully to give you a kiss goodnight.
(sleepy! toji who actually finds a towel for you first this time, stripping his remaining clothes with a ‘you comin’, baby?’ as he heads upstairs)
(sleepy! toji who is def the lil’ spoon tonight)
#LIKE OHMYGODDDDD#I was so tired from work and naturally my thoughts led me to my husband being tired from work#like you know he’d be highkey so needy#and maybe even whiney if he dares🤓#sorry I love him#fruit punch#fpoc#toji smut#jjk#jjk smut#jjk x reader#toji#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen smut#toji fushiguro#toji fushiguro jjk smut#toji fushiguro x reader#jujutsu toji#jjk toji#toji fluff#jujutsu kaisen toji#toji zenin#toji x reader#toji smut jjk#toji x you#toji x y/n
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clingy Lapis sounds sooooo nice rn <3
imagine you're the one who created him. you couldn't help but make him 100% dedicated to you. and the thing is, he doesn't destroy you or want to be free. let's just say, he likes you a lot. so much so that 17 is always trailing behind you like some lost puppy. not that you mind, right ? also, he gets jealous when you interact with anyone. you're chatting with Bulma ? he's glaring daggers at her. learning to meditate with Piccolo ? please. 17 can find better ways to clear your mind. Goku wants to train with you ? decline, because Lapis will either take your place or drag you away. he doesn't trust anyone's hands on you, nor does he want you hurt. what a sweetheart, no ?
well, that is until your perfectly created cyborg, the ultimate android, has you crying out and begging while he pounds you from behind. he's just so good at filling you up and helping all your little aches. told you he can find other ways to clear your mind. he's addicted to you, your sounds, the way you clench, writhe, and claw. you're perfect in his eyes and you're all his. he wants to please you so that you'll never think about looking in another's direction again. you wanted this, didn't you ? a robot to serve and help you with everything ? to be dedicated to just you ? well, the cyborg cannot help but find any chance to bend you over and fuck you. he's fascinated by the way you cream on his cock. the way you twitch and arch when you orgasm. oh, and did I mention his stamina is unlimited ? he's going to go for hours and hours if he desires so. luckily, your android will be there to carry you around when your legs are all wobbly. and of course, he's respectful and will stop if you tell him to. again, he only wants your praise and affection, not for you to be upset with him. so why don't you tell him ? next time he's buried deep into your guts, whimpering into your neck about how you're his favorite being of all of the universes, tell him what a perfect android he is. ♡
#totally not a less intense version of an rp i had !!!!#ohmygoddddd this is self indulgent#but i feel like 17 fans have nothing#LIKE IM SO THIRSTY FOR THIS MAN ???#help me i love him sm#one day ill make an actual fic w details sooo#my man my man my man#husband <3#android 17#android 17 smut#bath🫀bomb#dragon ball#dragon ball smut#dragon ball z#x reader smut#dragon ball x reader#dbz#android#android x reader
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bleach: tybw ✧ cour 2 ✧ op fashion
#crab watches#bleach#tybw#SCREAMING ACTUALLY#HEY BBS IF YOU MAKE THESE SKINS I'LL COME BACK I SWEAR#ohmygoddddd urahara and yoruichi#my wife and my wife's husband#looking truly immaculate today#okay but also ichigo and ishida falling through a roof and picking up instruments to fight like#VERY AESTHETIC BUT VERY FUNNY I LAUGHED
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having the shittiest day and my neighbor is having the loudest phone call on earth istg she's got a fucking megaphone or something
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how the fuck am i supposed to do literally anything today i saw my chemical romance last night.
#i was dissociatded and emotionally detached the whole show :( but then woke up today and it all hit me belatedly like OHMYGODDDDD#*
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girl help i got attached to a fanfic interpretation of a character again
#its so tasty. Its so tasty#i need him written like this EVERY TIME!!!!!!#ohmygoddddd you are so good and so bad and if i was him id be SO fucking pissed at you and i love you and im going insane and MAN.
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tried to make brownies tonight and my microwave died.. rest in peace
#its kind of funny but mostly its just v upsetting bc im having a v rough time n its like. ugh ANOTHER thing????#but if anything was gonna kill my microwave im glaf it was brownies. v on brand#can i afford a new one?? no!!!! but i cant eat without one i use it every day n all my meal preps are frozen#its lasted eight years i should be happy but mostly im like. ohmygoddddd now how do i deal w this#glad it happened when a friend was here but WAH. SCREAM#guess im just eating brownies til i can get a new one#post
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@chickenndogg
“JUST FIT IN”
This is based on the colour code that appears when you type in “just fit in” in “this is not a website dot com”
Am I normal about this???? No??? Will I ever be normal about this ???? No??????
#IM FUCKING AGEIHWWJHW GUAUAAAHHHH OHMYGODDDDD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#gravity falls#the book of bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#THE COLORS USED ON THIS ARE SOOOO PRETTYYYY??? LIKE OMFG#inspo#fav
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NO WAY THEY ACTUALLY IMPLIED THAT THERE WAS A THING BETWEEN OPTIMUS AND SHOCKWAVE???????? OMGGGGG
that’s like the rarest ship EVER like not even the fandom could come up with that rareship but wow. it is not unwelcome to me
#mai reads tf comics#mtmte comic#dude do you think optimus beats himself because he couldn save him. it's like cd said. there were a LOT of institutes like thousands#they couldnt register all of them at once. and op never saved sw. ohmygoddddd#going insane#AND IT'S ACTUALLY WORSE IF YOU THINK OP IS AN AUTOBOT AND SW A DECEPTICON AAAAOUGH#wow. what a rareship implied in canon. just wow
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why does my hea dhurt all the time veryday
#its not even that bad its just like#a mild headache 90% of the time#if i get stressed though like. it starts hurtttingggg though and its. not nice#one time i was stressed. head was hurting. not nice then my nose starting fucking bleed like ohmygoddddd#anyway its not that bad lmao#tw vent#<- just incase anyone doesnt wanna hear my bs
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thinkin abt having loser! ellie eating you out. the way she’d be so proud of herself everytime she heard a sound from your mouth. your hand running through her brunette hair as she licks and sucks upon your pretty pussy. “el..a little to th- fuckk..! right there ohmygoddddd” tugging on her short hair as you feel your core getting hotter by the second, knowing you were about to cum. “just like that..youre doing s-so good” ellie moaned in response, feeling her grin against your sex. her nose bumping your clit from time to time from how she smothers the lower half of her face in your arousal. “ouuu shit..el..” taking your bottom lip inbetween your teeth to silence yourself a bit but el still manages to push them out. especially on how she has you arching your back, with your thighs shaking from the high she gave you, just by her mouth. pulling away with a few pecks on your inner thighs, still showing off her pearly whites.
#ellie williams smut#ellie wiliams tlou#ellie the last of us#tlou ellie#ellie x reader#ellie williams x reader#ellie williams tlou#ellie williams#ellie williams x you#ellie x fem reader#ellie smut#tlou fanfiction#tlou smut#ellie tlou#tlou 2 smut#ellie x y/n#ellie x blk!reader#ellie x you
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NEW WYCB UPDATE JUST DROPPED!! GO READ MY FRIEND'S FIC RN I LOVE HER SM!
Also? Have you read the previous chapter? 🤨 Maybe you should. Maybe there's even some art at the end of it made by yours truly.
Summaries:
Cats poetry night, swing dancing, home-brewed beer. What could go wrong?
clears my throat and smiles innocently
surprise!!! two new chapters!!!!!!!!!!! deacon and charmer hang out with the atom cats a whole bunch and then... uh... some other stuff happens too :) pls make sure to read the notes at the end of 25/the beginning of 26 as they r important!!!!
im not returning to weekly posting yet just because ~life~ and i want to be able to devote the time and effort to this fic that it deserves bc i love it very much, but again, they'll be back!! but exactly where they go from here......... well, who's to say
as always, the link above will take u to the most recent chapter (25) and this one will take you to the beginning :3 enjoy!!!
#aud I may or may not have been holding onto this drawing for when u posted a new update#BUT EEEEE ATOM CATS TIME YOU ALREADY KNOW I'VE BEEN SO EXCITED!!!!!!#screaming into my hands ohmyGODDDDD ZEKE. DEACON. HOOOOOO BOOOOOYY#every time andrews line rings in his head oh my LORD I am in SHAMBLES#sweating SWEATING#OH THE POEM OHHHHH I AM SHOVING THIS IN MY MOUTH I AM. FERAL. OOOO OOOUUUOUGHOUGHHHGGGGGO#I love rowdy with my whole heart 🥺#THE DANCING HAS MY ENTIRE HEART OHHHHH god I want to be there so bad#like I'm so fr rn can zeke please sweep me off my feet I want him so bad#I AM YELLINGGGGG#HANDS ON MY HEAD SCREAMING. COLLAPSING TO THE FLOOR. SHAKING THE BARS OF MY CAGE RN HOOTIN N HOLLERIN#AUD BABY I'M LITERALLY CRYING RN OVER THE SUNGLASSES I'M IN TEARS WHY IS THAT WHAT GOT MEEEEEE#IF U NEED ME!! I'M GONNA BE UNDER MY DESK!! THANK YOU FOR RIPPING OUT MY HEART!!!!!!#(voice of a guy who totally hasn't early access proof read the next chapter or anything and totally doesn't know what happens next)#I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T LET ME DOWN ON ORANGE COLORED SKY!!!!!!!#I LOOOOOVED POETRY NIGHT CHAPTER OMGGGG#I will halt my tags here tho since *batting my pretty lil eyelashes* I've already gushed to you abt chapter 26 <3#BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW!! YOU ALREADY KNOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!#NO BC I'M SO FR I'VE BEEN NONSTOP THINKING ABT IT FOR WEEKS#patiently waiting because I know deep in my soul ur not finished absolutely obliterating my heart yet#friend writing#my art#fallout#fallout 4#fo4#deacon
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this is random but i never use character ai often and randomly last night i felt like talking to higuruma and OHMYGODDDDD WHY DID IT MAKE HIM MORE FINEEEE
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Hello :D i wanted to give you a little drawing! its not the best, but i hope you like it <3
ohmygoddddd the little smile is too cute ;-; thank you thank you so much waaaaaaaaa <3 <3 <3
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Why not Paimon headcanons
(FYI! I'll be using he/him for Traveller here, since I choose him as the mc, and imo it fits better, if you don't agree with this, I respect that! ^^)
So right off the bat, Paimon isn't human. I mean duh, I think we all knew that, but I think she might be some fallen archon, a seelie or mayybbeee one of the moon sisters. I'm leaning towards the Seelie theory, since she's the 'best travel guide in Teyvet!' and likes treasure....Hmmm
I feel like the Traveller knows this. He just doesn't question it. My fav trope is adventurer/traveller who has one goal and the child he found along the way. Paimon's just Paimon to him, just his best friend who's also his child Like ''Yeah this is my best friend, Paimon, no she's not human, moving on-''
She's like 6 or 7 maybe. she's still in her 'Learning about the world' stage of childhood, I think.
Also! I think Paimon doesn't walk just because traveller complains about it a lot. She's a guide after all, why should she walk? Although, she does state that floating makes her tried, so I hc that's why she eats a lot.
Lots of nervous tics. The canon one I can see are messing around with her hands, but Paimon just gives off nail biter vibes when she gets upset or stressed out.
Also fight me on this, Traveller and Paimon give each other little nicknames. Traveller calls her 'Pai' sometimes in those little quiet moments they have, Paimon ONLY ever calls Traveller by his real name if they're both alone.
Touch starved Travvler......ohmygoddddd.....Paimon 100% braids his hair in the mornings, she holds his hand when they go into a domain, he gives her little hugs and head pats sometimes. Also. Take not how in the 'Road not taken' short, they shared a bed in the inn (?) they were staying at. I know Traveller was awake but...Cuddles. Please just. Them cuddling. Paimon comforting Traveller as he wakes up from a nightmare about his sister, Traveller playing with Paimon's hair when she cries and asks if he'll ever leave her because archons, she doesn't wanna be alone again don't leave her please-
Also, Traveller always gives Paimon more food. It makes her insanely happy.
Paimon's hair is so....fluffy....just poofy and floofy. Travler randomly plays with it when he gets bored
Paimon's weapon would be a calayast or a polearm. In some beta art for the game she had a staff soooo...star themed attacks....make her playable....please...
Cannot be away from Traveller for more then two seconds or she panics (Abandonment issues Paimon speak to meeeeee)
If anyone! has Paimon hcs! or wants to hear more of mine! Tell! me! please! Inbox always open pspsps
#Paimon#Traveller#genshin#dfnkkkkkkkk love her so much#Paimon lore please#Does she. have lore#Hoyo what are you hiding from the paimon fans....
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i have NEVER played LnDS cuz my phone wouldnt take it but GOD i feel like sylus massages u on after care and with big strong veiny hands u could literally ascend with how good hes kneading ur musclesRAAAHHHH
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YESYYEUSYSUSYS sylus massages u as after care deffff 🙂↕️🙂↕️ ohmygoddddd his veiny hands :( somebody save me i’d be so turned on again
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