#LIKE IN MY JAW
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if mangoes didnt have the pit inside of them they would have to invent a new 8th deadly sin to describe the way i act around them because greed gluttony and lust wouldn't even Begin to cover the heinous depraved things i would do if there wasn't a piece of wood lurking inside to humble me
#loverboy wordz#disclaimer that im not even a christian. i just think this phrasing is funny#i would unhinge my jaw like a snake and swallow 90000 of them peel and all
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i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like
#that's my guarentee#ignore the quiz description#features some of my favourite characters. eg. ianthe tridentarius. jaws. sonny!dog day afternoon. nicolas cage. kendall roy. hope this help#im not going to tag every fandom that's rude#uquiz#quiz#personality quiz#mine#i don't know why i put the sport question i hate the sport question.#wasted like half a day asking stupid questions like 'do we think vriska serqet would prefer football or hockey'
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Just in: local baguette flabbergasted
#my jaw DROPPED when Athena joined in Little Wolf#Telemachus shocked and flabbergasted like yeah I get it I GET IT#I WAS FLABBERGASTED TOO#epic the musical#epic the musical fanart#epic the musical wisdom saga#Athena#telemachus#deadbaguettesart
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marmar
#my art#adventure time#fionna and cake#marceline#when I tell u my jaw fucking dropped to the floor as soon as I saw her in these outfits#had to draw them IMMEDIATELY like the autism demon took over
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wilt thou be taken in the jaws...
#i'd like to take his snake in my jaws if you know what i'm saying#or put my snake in his!#elden ring#shadow of the erdtree#messmer#messmer the impaler#fanart#video games#digital#original art
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Me listening to magp 8: What a fascinating spin on a Lonely statement that asks what if it was the Place that was lonely, so hungry that it desires to quite literally ea- WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK WHAT WHAT WHAT THE FUCKKK WHATTTTTT FUCKING WHAT WHAT COME AGAIN HUH WHAT FUCKING WH




[ID: Cartoony art of people who look comically shocked, terrified, and overwhelmed, with their eyes bugging out and their mouth open, sweating in shock and trembling. End ID]
[Plain text: Multiple variations of "What the fuck" and "come again" written in caps lock. End PT]
[Thank you to @princess-of-purple-prose and @ryutarotakedown for the id's :] I hope it's ok to merge the two!]
#THE LATTER HALF OF THE EPISODE FUCKING KILLED ME THEN KICKED MY CORPSE INTO BURIAL#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#magp 8#samama khalid#celia ripley#gerry keay#gertrude robinson#I FUCKING GUESS??????#THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS#WITHOUT WARNING#myar#those pictures are my legit reaction btw#i was legit like. jaw on the floor head in hands staring into nothing
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I really like feathered dinosaurs and eye spots
#sun draws#my art#inspired obviously by stellar jays#dinosaur#dinosaur design#paleo art#dnd#dnd oc#paleoart#the tail is supposed to look like trex jaws btw I can’t tell if it 100% comes thru
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Trying to work out how I see these kids aging! (With some Grunkles for reference)
#still v wip. I'll probably iterate on the designs every time i draw them. Especially the older ones#Gotten pretty attached to the teen/young adult designs. Haha.#I want their jaws to square out dang it! and I like the idea that both their noses droop down as they age#but still keep the pointing up & pointing down distinction from the production guide. So Dipper's just drops while Mabel gets a fun curve#Gravity Falls#Fan art#Dipper Pines#Mabel Pines#Stanford Pines#Stanley Pines#Older Mystery Twins#adult mystery twins#older dipper pines#older mabel pines#fanart#Artists on tumblr#My art
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I think it would be fun if Papa V turned out to be Copia's twin who died and came back wrong but still a little bit silly.
Based partly on that artwork that's been floating around + extrapolations from the tour poster.
Bonus:
#literally jaw-dropping stuff *i am booed off-stage*#we haven't had a fucked up yandere papa yet we could do with a fucked up yandere papa#saying shit like 'what's wrong? aren't you happy to see me?' 😃#the band ghost#copia#frater imperator#papa v#fan design#shitghosting#my art
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are they wrong?????
no.
#sorry zorobros your fat tiddied man is gay for this canonically dude had my jaw drop when he started acting like a kid about this#one piece#fanart#myellowart#strawhat pirates#zoro#roronoa zoro#zosan#<- implied so sad no kissing men on your tl today#f slur#that too ig
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Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside! I do like to be beside the sea! Oh I do like to stroll along the Prom, Prom, Prom! Where the brass bands play, "Tiddely-om-pom-pom!"
So just let me be beside the seaside! I'll be beside myself with glee and there's lots of girls beside, I should like to be beside, beside the seaside, beside the sea!
#outlander#outlander spoilers#outlanderedit#7.16#jamie fraser#jamiefraseredit#claire fraser#clairefraseredit#jamie x claire#faith fraser#fanny pocock#gifs#mine#when I tell yall my jaw dropped and i almost passed tf out!!!!!#cos I was not expecting this to happen like I AM SHOOK TO THE CORE I AM IN SHAMBLES#but to know that Faith lived is EVERYTHING!!!!!#and their reaction especially Claire's was too much to handle
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can this guy catch a fucking break or what
#first time reading this thing that my jaw actually fr dropped. this is so a crime against my boy#the whole chapter is KILLING ME like why is he actively living out his worst nightmare for the entire series#dungeon meshi#kabru
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Would a certain Snezhnayan orange cockblock you on your fishing date with the love of your life just to provoke a fight?
Yes. Yes, he would
#Wriothesley#Neuvillette#Wriolette#Tartaglia#Childe#Genshin Impact#comics#my art#it is more like Tartaglia's jaw that he mustn't break#sorry this has been in my head for too long and I had to get it out of the system#yes this is during Sigewinne's demo#tbh after being convicted for the crimes he didn't (at this time) commit him acting like a lil menace is somewhat justified
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sans looking at ice or something
#sans#undertale#finished this…… :] for my design class. a little rough around the edges. but i think it’s pretty nice#i’m friends with everyone at my table in that class & they all wanted to see how it turned out. one of the#m literally had their jaw drop#i wanted to don a giant pink tutu and twirl around in circles so fast it’d create a tornado that could shred the entire building#wowie…. cool people think my art is cool… feels pretty nice!!!#i want to make cool music soon too. i’m having so much fun. but a big hurdle is figuring out how to get a good drumbeat#if anyone reading this is familiar with music… can you dm me with some tips... and like dumb them down for me please. i was born yesterday!#beepbox’s drums are so hard to decode
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Trazyn doodle page I did while reading The Infinite and The Divine. I have to figure out how to draw and stylize this dusty old man immediately
My soul is being consumed by Warhammer rn 😵💫 I found an old 40k pc game (Dawn of War: Dark Crusade) with some very appealing robots on the cover at a thrift store for 2 euros a few weeks ago and it all went downhill from there. where have the necrons been all my life I am smitten
#another babygirl for my robot harem#Trazyn broke into the studio apartment that is my brain and is stealing my brain cells as I type this someone HELP me#I can't decide if I should go for the standard necron mouth on the right or for the more skeleton-like jaw on the left#both is good#warhammer 40k#warhammer 40000#warhammer#wh40k#necrons#trazyn the infinite#the infinite and the divine
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i lied actually i'm not in the mood to finish this anymore orz
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#gojo satoru#jjk gojo#i was already sick of this piece and moving on top of tht frustration was the final nail in the coffin#im tired of this guy and thinking abt rendering the rest of th molt makes me want to kms /srs#every now and then i get cocky and think i know my way around how to draw necks and jaws from a low angle#and then smth comes along to humble me lest i forget myself#the snake and strangulation probablllyyyyy didnt help in tht regard lol#honestly th snake is the only tolerable part of this bc i managed to convince myself tht gojo doesnt even look like himself bc of the angle#ths probably my own warped perception after hours spent on this tho but megumi voice whatever!#i feel bad i know i said id finish this but i am just not happy working on it anymore#brain wants to draw free and only free im sorry i tried to fight it but the siren call of the pool beckons too sweetly to resist
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