#LIKE IN MY JAW
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if mangoes didnt have the pit inside of them they would have to invent a new 8th deadly sin to describe the way i act around them because greed gluttony and lust wouldn't even Begin to cover the heinous depraved things i would do if there wasn't a piece of wood lurking inside to humble me
#loverboy wordz#disclaimer that im not even a christian. i just think this phrasing is funny#i would unhinge my jaw like a snake and swallow 90000 of them peel and all
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i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like
#that's my guarentee#ignore the quiz description#features some of my favourite characters. eg. ianthe tridentarius. jaws. sonny!dog day afternoon. nicolas cage. kendall roy. hope this help#im not going to tag every fandom that's rude#uquiz#quiz#personality quiz#mine#i don't know why i put the sport question i hate the sport question.#wasted like half a day asking stupid questions like 'do we think vriska serqet would prefer football or hockey'
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Just in: local baguette flabbergasted
#my jaw DROPPED when Athena joined in Little Wolf#Telemachus shocked and flabbergasted like yeah I get it I GET IT#I WAS FLABBERGASTED TOO#epic the musical#epic the musical fanart#epic the musical wisdom saga#Athena#telemachus#deadbaguettesart
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marmar
#my art#adventure time#fionna and cake#marceline#when I tell u my jaw fucking dropped to the floor as soon as I saw her in these outfits#had to draw them IMMEDIATELY like the autism demon took over
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wilt thou be taken in the jaws...
#i'd like to take his snake in my jaws if you know what i'm saying#or put my snake in his!#elden ring#shadow of the erdtree#messmer#messmer the impaler#fanart#video games#digital#original art
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what a pleasant view. 🏡 original households + my 3 rotational ocs!
#ts4#ts4 cas#ts2 townies#ts4 screenshots#omg i’m not… going to tag them all for the sake of everyone’s sanity this is already so long#BUT LOOK AT EM…#i am really wilding bc i finished them last night and went oh that was it??? fhshfh#21+1 sims for a bachelor challenge will teach you smthn abt cas patience i’ll say that much#f!sims all have the same jaw WOOPS i just… i have many weaknesses and one of them is a defined jawline#beau lookin at us all like 👁️ 👄 👁️#i made my own custom swatches for these eyes but i can’t get the spec maps to work so boom#same brown eyes on everyone#not all my ocs having dark brown eyes fhdhf#will be loredumping about allll of these dorks soon but for now#just know everyone got an upgrade in their lil lives bc they’re my babies
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Me listening to magp 8: What a fascinating spin on a Lonely statement that asks what if it was the Place that was lonely, so hungry that it desires to quite literally ea- WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK WHAT WHAT WHAT THE FUCKKK WHATTTTTT FUCKING WHAT WHAT COME AGAIN HUH WHAT FUCKING WH
[ID: Cartoony art of people who look comically shocked, terrified, and overwhelmed, with their eyes bugging out and their mouth open, sweating in shock and trembling. End ID]
[Plain text: Multiple variations of "What the fuck" and "come again" written in caps lock. End PT]
[Thank you to @princess-of-purple-prose and @ryutarotakedown for the id's :] I hope it's ok to merge the two!]
#THE LATTER HALF OF THE EPISODE FUCKING KILLED ME THEN KICKED MY CORPSE INTO BURIAL#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#magp 8#samama khalid#celia ripley#gerry keay#gertrude robinson#I FUCKING GUESS??????#THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS#WITHOUT WARNING#myar#those pictures are my legit reaction btw#i was legit like. jaw on the floor head in hands staring into nothing
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I really like feathered dinosaurs and eye spots
#sun draws#my art#inspired obviously by stellar jays#dinosaur#dinosaur design#paleo art#dnd#dnd oc#paleoart#the tail is supposed to look like trex jaws btw I can’t tell if it 100% comes thru
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Trying to work out how I see these kids aging! (With some Grunkles for reference)
#still v wip. I'll probably iterate on the designs every time i draw them. Especially the older ones#Gotten pretty attached to the teen/young adult designs. Haha.#I want their jaws to square out dang it! and I like the idea that both their noses droop down as they age#but still keep the pointing up & pointing down distinction from the production guide. So Dipper's just drops while Mabel gets a fun curve#Gravity Falls#Fan art#Dipper Pines#Mabel Pines#Stanford Pines#Stanley Pines#Older Mystery Twins#adult mystery twins#older dipper pines#older mabel pines#fanart#Artists on tumblr#My art
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I think it would be fun if Papa V turned out to be Copia's twin who died and came back wrong but still a little bit silly.
Based partly on that artwork that's been floating around + extrapolations from the tour poster.
Bonus:
#literally jaw-dropping stuff *i am booed off-stage*#we haven't had a fucked up yandere papa yet we could do with a fucked up yandere papa#saying shit like 'what's wrong? aren't you happy to see me?' 😃#the band ghost#copia#frater imperator#papa v#fan design#shitghosting#my art
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are they wrong?????
no.
#sorry zorobros your fat tiddied man is gay for this canonically dude had my jaw drop when he started acting like a kid about this#one piece#fanart#myellowart#strawhat pirates#zoro#roronoa zoro#zosan#<- implied so sad no kissing men on your tl today#f slur#that too ig
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Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside! I do like to be beside the sea! Oh I do like to stroll along the Prom, Prom, Prom! Where the brass bands play, "Tiddely-om-pom-pom!"
So just let me be beside the seaside! I'll be beside myself with glee and there's lots of girls beside, I should like to be beside, beside the seaside, beside the sea!
#outlander#outlander spoilers#outlanderedit#7.16#jamie fraser#jamiefraseredit#claire fraser#clairefraseredit#jamie x claire#faith fraser#fanny pocock#gifs#mine#when I tell yall my jaw dropped and i almost passed tf out!!!!!#cos I was not expecting this to happen like I AM SHOOK TO THE CORE I AM IN SHAMBLES#but to know that Faith lived is EVERYTHING!!!!!#and their reaction especially Claire's was too much to handle
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can this guy catch a fucking break or what
#first time reading this thing that my jaw actually fr dropped. this is so a crime against my boy#the whole chapter is KILLING ME like why is he actively living out his worst nightmare for the entire series#dungeon meshi#kabru
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sans looking at ice or something
#sans#undertale#finished this…… :] for my design class. a little rough around the edges. but i think it’s pretty nice#i’m friends with everyone at my table in that class & they all wanted to see how it turned out. one of the#m literally had their jaw drop#i wanted to don a giant pink tutu and twirl around in circles so fast it’d create a tornado that could shred the entire building#wowie…. cool people think my art is cool… feels pretty nice!!!#i want to make cool music soon too. i’m having so much fun. but a big hurdle is figuring out how to get a good drumbeat#if anyone reading this is familiar with music… can you dm me with some tips... and like dumb them down for me please. i was born yesterday!#beepbox’s drums are so hard to decode
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x01 - “Heavy is the Crown” ↳ "I know you doubt your merit of your birthright, Caitlyn. There's wisdom in that. But remember: You're a Kiramman."
#last post for a bit bc i will take a short break#arcane#arcaneedit#arcane league of legends#caitlyn kiramman#jayce talis#ambessa medarda#councilor salo#councilor shoola#caitlyn#jayce#ambessa#salo#shoola#type: gif#media: arcane#arcane season 2 spoilers#s2 ep1#katie leung's delivery in this scene was amazing with this new hardened caitlyn... my jaw was on the floor#and then when cait said shut up i immediately closed my mouth oop LMFAO (also ambessa's face damn she defo notices her potential)#and then jayce hesitating for JUST A LIIIIITLE BIT THERE my heart....... hextech now being used for weapons :((((#ALSO this is so caitlyn she literally just told THE council what she wants to do just like how she does back then in s1 when marcus was#complaining about caitlyn not obeying orders and going off on her own lol#S1 Caitlyn…. who wanted nothing to do with the Kiramman name who wanted to forge a path on her own…#but S2 Caitlyn Kiramman driven by grief anger and guilt#finally accepts her birthright becoming into the woman she thinks her mother wants her to be and accepting a position#thats “befitting her station” as a full on commander and leader for piltover#but is this what cassandra truly wanted?????#Does she truly know what she is shooting for???? An anger fueled revenge tour just to kill jinx???#goddamn this show. fucking spectacular
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