#LIKE I CANNOT STAND HIM
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That gifset I just reblogged just reminded me of how much I absolutely love Buffy the Vampire Slayer and made me really want to continue my rewatch of it...
But it also made me realize that since we're about to start season 4, there's definitely a chance I could end up falling back in love with Spike 😶
#dru speaks#HE'S SO AWFUL IN SEASONS 5 AND 6#LIKE I CANNOT STAND HIM#BUT ALSO I CAN'T NOT LOVE HIM 🤣#HE'S ONE OF MY FAVES BUT I HATE HIM BUT I LOVE HIM#IDK MAN HE'S HANDSOME ENOUGH IT COULD DEFINITELY HAPPEN AGAIN#I DON'T THINK I'M READY TO DEAL WIN THAT ESPECIALLY WITH WHAT'S GOING ON ABOUT DALLON
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the fact that the biggest smile we've seen on Percy's face so far is when he's petting that little lizard thing is just so
#the kid is pretty miserable the majority of the time so when he smiles it really stands out#watched that scene like oh that's what happiness looks like on him#actually don't quote me on biggest smile I just cannot remember that kid grinning bigger at a different point in time rn#im like 95% sure#pjo#percy jackson#pjo adaptation#mine
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Fop redesigns for funsies but also bcs I saw some star heel boots and had to put Dale in them immediately.
#No Dev in this lineup simply bcs I cannot imagine him wearing anything but his cannon outfit#he has no sense of fashion or personal identity to pull an outfit from LOL#fop#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#hazel wells#dale dimmadome#fop peri#fop cosmo#fop wanda#redesigns#outfit redesign#art#digital art#fanart#Im not gonna be using Dale or Peris redesigns bcs those arent things I see them wearing regularly they were more just fun explorations#Hazel Cosmo and Wanda im def using tho#I know I didnt change Wanda much but#I have a small but insane pet peeve where I cannot stand a characters pants and shirt being the same color.#So I made Hazels sweater more purple and changed her pants to a different and darker blue#Gave cosmo a more relaxed dad vibe while keeping it a button up#Wandas mostly the same I just mostly used her human outfit and changed her sneakers to boots#Peri has less visible fairy features than his parents because hes more insistent about hiding them#Also if Peri looks uncomfortable in his outfit it is because he is ♥#I wrote like an entire paragraph about Peris relationship with gender identity and how fairy society biology/gender binary comes in conflic#and then I pussied out of posting it so now all you get is peri looking kinda uncomfy in a skirt#The long story short of it tho is that Peri identifies as the human version of male#while the closest he can get to that in fairy society is kind of transfem#So dressing like that around other fairies is closer to making him feel himself but still not entirely right
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So like, y'all know that popular Star Wars fic trope of Time Traveling Obi-Wan Kenobi where he dies and then wakes up in his 11ish year old body back in the Jedi Temple? You know how usually he wakes up, has a few minutes/hours of confusion, and then goes about trying to act like he was at age 11 while slowly fixing everything wrong with the Jedi Order? Personally I think he would not do that.
I think that Ben "Lived As A Wizard Hermit For Two Decades On Tattooine, Left, And Then Died Immediately" Kenobi would wake up as an eleven-year-old, have a panic attack, attack the nearest adult Jedi while accusing them of Doing Weird Sith Shit To His Brain, fucking flee, only then realize he has time traveled, steal someone's ship, go flying out of the temple to god knows where, continue panicking, crash into a random moon while distracted, nearly die, build a survival camp out of his broken ass ship and eat whatever bugs he can find, get kidnapped by pirates, overthrow said pirates, steal their ship, and then very calmly return to the Jedi temple like nothing happened.
Then and only then do I think he would start trying to act like a normal human person (while also dodging questions such as "what the fuck was that" and "where were you" and "is that a pirate's ship?"), except he'd be bad at it due to having lived as an Insane Wizard Desert Hermit for the past twenty years who has experienced enough trauma and time that he doesn't super well remember the details of his childhood, what with all of the wars and death and wars and such.
His acting convinces nobody, but nobody is sure what exactly to do about All Of That so he's for the most part left alone (after very vehemently refusing sptherapy), all the way up until he catches a glimpse of palpatine out of the corner of his eye and then its On Sight
#mads posts#star wars#obi-wan kenobi#specifically i see fics where he gets blasted back to the past and he genuinely acts like he's 11 or whatever age again#and im like NO thats some fuckin weirdo inhabiting the body of an eleven year old#thats a fiftyish year old dude who looks eighty and thinks the best way to train Newly Discovered Force-Sensitive Luke is to blindfold and#shoot at him#he spent twenty years fucking around in a desert and left the planet one (1) time to go rescue leia#he cannot in any way act like a normal child are you kidding me#he was only ever 'normal' during the clone wars because he was standing next to Anakin 'hey watch this' skywalker#actually i think if obi wan were to try to act like a normal kid of the age he appears he would either wildly over or undershoot#he'd be like. huge eyes and babytalk and innocent expressions OR he'd forget he doesn't alr know the nuances of the Alderaanian government#but he couldnt pull off 'totally normal guy dont mind me'#obi wan doesnt manage to oneshot palpatine btw. that would be too boring#he steals the nearest available lightsaber and Goes For It and obv is stopped due to being shaped like a baby and having the strength of on#and then again refuses to answer any questions
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Quick doodle because I couldn’t get this out of my head
He’s a provider, in case you couldn’t tell.
#bill#billford#my art#gravity falls#book of bill#yes he is wearing another jacket under this one#and another pair of pants#Stanford is definitely standing out of frame#but I can’t draw him so he stays unseen#Stanford#Stanford pines#bill cipher#I am aware that cobras cannot climb like tree snakes can#just for funsies
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the inherent catholicism of the firearm or whatever
#based on that one creepcast screengrab LMAO. i did it for u krakens#trigun maximum#trigun#nicholas d. wolfwood#nicholas d wolfwood#i love drawing ww with the worst haircut known to man <3#fr cannot stand it when people portray him as some kind of suave casanova when he is the shabbiest seediest priest u ever saw#i find myself asking why on earth would anyone characterize him like that (i know why) (it’s racism)#he is NOT the latin lover trope he’s a WEIRDO he eats LIVE BUGS he pours HOT SAUCE in his enemies’ OPEN WOUNDS#wherefore art thou#don’t @ me i’m well aware i can’t draw guns
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maybe i'm not looking in the right places but god i need more daisuke content why do i rarely see daisuke content and why is all the content of him either him being silly and dumb or him just dying. he's such a deep character just like everybody else why does nobody draw him with that same tragic air it's giving me kel from omori flashbacks </////3
daisuke has gone almost his entire life being told how much of a useless dumb wreck he is, that the only thing good about him is his physicality and even then he's still worthless because he can't put that physicality to good use. then he gets sent to this job that he barely knows anything about but he swears to do his best in order to make his parents proud and to prove that he can be a good son for them. AND THEN HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH SWANSEA MAKES IT ALL FEEL EVEN WORSE????
daisuke probably became really attached to swansea because even though swansea would constantly remind him of how useless he was, swansea was still taking a chance on him and teaching him the basics of the job. even if daisuke knew it was just because swansea was forced to, and even if he knew all the jobs swansea gave him were easy jobs swansea knew he couldn't mess up, he was still probably really happy about it anyways because of how much it seems like he's never been given a chance on life???? AND THEN FOR DAISUKE TO DIE BY HIS HANDS???
I ALWAYS SEE DAISUKE'S DEATH FROM THE POV OF SWANSEA. LIKE HELLO???? HE WAS PROBABLY TERRIFIED??? TERRIFIED THAT THE ONE PERSON WHO HAS EVER GIVEN HIM A CHANCE, EVEN OUT OF PITY, WAS NOW PRACTICALLY PUTTING HIM DOWN OVER THAT SAME PITY TOO?????? THAT HE DIED BEING A FAILURE TO EVERYONE HE'S EVER KNOWN???????
WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT THIS DO NOT LET MY BOY DOOWWNNNN
#nezz brainz#analysis#character analysis#daisuke#mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#swansea#I CANNOT STAND TO SEE ANOTHER “haha funny character” BE DISREGARDED FOR THEIR DEEP ASPECTS ENTIRELY#HES A DAMN GOOD CHRARACTER#DO NOT FANON HIM LIKE THEY FANON'D KEL PPLLEAAAAASSEEE NOT AGAAIIINNNNN
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gods. when arthur asks gwen to look at him before he leaves on the journey to sacrifice himself to the veil because that's the memory i will take with me. like as a warrior he's always living with the knowledge that death could come to him at any moment and he's decided that the one thing he wishes at death is to die with remembrance of the people that made his life worth living. and then in his actual deathbed he deliberately looks at merlin and rubs his head and smiles as long as he could until he falls unconscious
like!!! its just!!! this man defines his life by trying to be of value to the people he loves and actively makes his death be defined by it too
#like i cannot stand him!!!!! i cannot stand this part of his character study i cannot!!!!!!#bbc merlin#merwenthur#arthur pendragon#arwen#merthur#merlin#gwen
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charles and erik h*lding h*nds before getting executed in that one comic :/
girl i CANNOT stand them THEY ARENT EVEN IN THIS RUN BESIDES THIS
(Secret Empire #10)
#snap chats#i do not know the plot of this comic at all i literally just hunted this down so i could source it#FOR THE PEOPLE. I DO THIS FOR THE PEOPLE. DURING CLAAAASSSS 🗣️🗣️ <- we're talking about SNL its nothing important#BECAUSE I REPEAT I GET MIFFED WITHOUT SOURCES#anyway .... if anyone wanna read this run .. go ahead ... its only 10 issues#its cap centric so if he's your guy. Heyo 🤘#as for the REST of us freaks ... I Cannot Stand Them of fucking course theyre holding hands while theyre being hanged#as far as i know this is literally their only appearance and ofc its to be zesty#this may as well be their wedding picture WHY IS CHARLES SMILING LIKE THAAAAAT i hate him <- i love him
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the shot of nate being stopped in his tracks seeing ted and trent talk is making me mental because we as an audience know that nate leaked ted's mental health to trent. nate wanted to be an anonymous source so he probably didn't piece together that ted knows what he did because ted hasn't really confronted nate about it and not many people know the full story of what went down so it hasn't spread around (the team just now know about the sign being torn in half). nate couldn't make amends for his accidental slight in not shaking ted's hand because he couldn't face the deeper hurt he has caused to the man he looked up to, who was one of the first to see his potential
#ted lasso#text#mackenzie speaks#nate shelley#trent crimm#ted lasso really took the miscommunication trope but made it for a platonic relationship and i love them for it#nate and ted need to sit down and hash it all out and its not lost on me that the underlying vibe this whole episode was them needing to#talk but for one reason or the other things got in the way#honestly i keep expecting things to go v dramatic and ted leaking the cam footage to the press#i forgot what show im watching lmao#nate cannot stand ted not lashing out or fighting back so unless im wrong and nate knew ted knew before this#i can see it bothering him like how ted didnt insult nate when nate was talking shit#ted lasso spoilers
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i love when ppl draw bumblebee like the happy little creachure he is but also i love when people draw bumblebee like he's had 500 beers in the last 1 hour and still the pain won't even ebb
#bonus when they do both by making him just utterly psychotic but he smiles so no one notices#i am a shameful idw bee enjoyer but like in the tired af ppl pleasing libra girl who needs a therapist so fking bad but#has 700000 billion duties and 900000000 billion expectations and mean bitches in his ear telling him hes stupid#sense#and not the he feels like an officer sense like no my queen is just a teachers pet doing her best which is her worst im afraid#anyways i love bee hes very indignant and a bitch but also im gonna stand beside her sorry#u do not understand how powerful it was to give him a cane . a literal crutch to hold onto to feel stronger even when ratchet says he doesnt#have to anymore but yet bee still insists bcs he doesnt have time for the repairs itll take when others cannot survive#and 2 it comforts him with support and also power and so he cradles it close with the idea of him being weak & needing smthing else#to make him strong#even tho at this point it's rlly just for comfort but he cant afford to allow himself to have comfort when others cant#or dont need it in his heroism ideals (specifically optimus being seen as so much stronger than him)#optimus also had bee tho. had him. but bee is so self conscious he just sees all his failures surrounding optimus & views himself not a#crutch to lean on but a crutch to optimus' character#he rlly needed rodimus and his fiery upbeat persona so they could fake it till they made it together and he left & fucking exploded#(in bees eyes)#like idk im just obsessed with this little tryhard loser#he islike a sad little clingy mother who refuses to think herself as human. she is just mother. lives off evrryones accomplishments#never her own#idk like hes so interesting tonme i want to kill him teehee#chew on him like sponge cak#bumblebee#transformers#tf bumblebee#tf idw#idw#tf#????#maccadam#i hate not knowing waht tag to use
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"that's grian's [snail]! it looks like a nice tasty treat 😋" scar. scar please.
#why is he. like this.#i cannot stand him#i'm going to become homophobic#grian#goodtimeswithscar#desert duo#wild life smp#wild life smp spoilers#life series
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listen i just don't think that leafpool should get heaven married with a guy from a very brief fling she had as a young adult (the consequences of which ruined her entire life) that treats her poorly in most of their interactions, would not defend her when their relationship came to light, and is shown to be a shitty husband and neglectful father in his relationship afterwards. but idk this is still going to happen when crowfeather dies anyways and the only potential conflict in this happening whatsoever is going to be feathertail being offhandedly mentioned to be petty and jealous about it or something. because warrior cats can't let a woman win and especially cannot let leafpool win
#the more time goes on the more i CANNOT get the leafcrow appeal in any way but a doomed one#even if they werent as bad for each other as i think theyd be why would she want to dedicate her afterlife to this guy#i remember when the 'will graystripe pick silverstream or millie in starclan' debates were going on people were (fairly) like#'ummm why would he choose the girl he high school dated for a couple months over his long term wife'#and i get that. even though silverstream is based and millie is cringe i do get that#but why doesnt the same logic ever apply to leafpool and crowfeather LOL#not saying crowfeather should be with feathertail or nightcloud either though obviously LOL#Listen. the only reason why crowfeather remains attractive to leafpool after their fling is because she hasn't known him enough#to get over that initial idealisation and fantasy that drew her to him in the first place#she wanted out of the clans and then it got cut short but she STILL wants out of the clans but now it's MORE unrealistic#she is projecting that desire onto him like crazy and that is the only reasoning i can think of for why she can even stand that guy
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Oleander Appreciation post
#obscura vn#obscura oleander#i love him mlord#i wish to hold him gently and then shake him like maracas because i cannot stand my affections#my art#obscura fanart#obscura oleander fanart#more like a doodle#Obscura vn oleander#Oleander#Obscura vn fanart
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I guess the ultimate thing that kills CF for me - or at least nudges it away from me saying I definitively like it - is just how much Edelgard is clearly written with the player in mind before she's written with her character in mind.
Because on all of the other routes, there's a power to Edelgard's presence. Even on BE, there's a sense that for as lonely as Edelgard might be, she still ultimately will do whatever it takes for her to get what she wants. Be that be killing her citizens (or otherwise letting them be killed), endangering her friends, assisting in kidnapping people, allowing Byleth to support her only when they have the Sword of the Creator, covering for TWS - no bar is too low for her to limbo under if doing so means she's even a step closer to her goals.
She's manipulative! She's deceitful! She doesn't care for the lives of her people! Even her friends are forfeit if they try to stand in her way! And this happens no matter how close you, the player, get to her, in the case of BE - C+ ain't stoppin' Remire, and going to the coronation ain't stopping the Holy Tomb.
And in the war phase, she is dominating the field. She has the Kingdom completely on the ropes, down to a few houses standing against Imperial rule, and the Alliance is stuck in neutrality - she may not be able to do much to it, but neither can they do anything to her (to say nothing of the Alliance houses who stand with her). She's far from the underdog in this race, and she shows off how threatening she can be.
CF? Her route?
She scweams at scawy rats. She gets embawwassed when you find her dwawings. She's just so wonewy, and she's just so gwad that you chose her. She somehow fails to capture Rhea, or frame Dimitri for regicide, and so now has to deal with that on the Kingdom's side of the war. But that doesn't stop Elly Welly-kins fwom twying to find her pwecious teacher, because you're just so important to her. She cwies and hugs you when you meet her in the Goddess Tower!! Because she missed you so much!!
It's like... Dimitri and Claude certainly show different sides of themselves on their respective routes. It's the whole point! You grow closer to them and thus see how they treat those close to them, as opposed to being the Kinda Neat Teacher they see run along every now and then. But, like... Claude doesn't become a blushing maiden whenever Byleth speaks with him on VW. Dimitri doesn't scream at scary rats and get called cute for it on AM. They don't get Basic Bitch Gap Moe Traits slapped onto them that are only ever shown to the player and only on their routes. Unlike Edelgard.
Dimitri's endearing trait is that he's this big huge dude who can bench-press forests and arm-wrestle god who still wants to learn to sew and who teaches kids to protect themselves and who buys candies for his friends. Claude's endearing trait is that he's this mastermind planner who has contingency and lie and obfuscation as three separate legal government names who still wants everyone to be safe and happy and hold hands and be friends.
Edelgard is strong, confident, and willing to do some of the shittiest things known to man for her goals. Her endearing trait is that her screams are cute. She's shy about her drawings of the player character. She blushes over the player potentially joking about having sex with her per her JPN version of her C support; you know, the one about how Byleth walks in on Edelgard muttering in her sleep from a nightmare about her tortured family? Perfect time to joke about fucking her! Dimitri and Claude's endearments are, well, endearing; Edelgard's are all straight up embarrassing for her.
Hell, even the smaller stuff is affected! Claude's passion for poisons and mushrooms are things he has no qualms about having others know about, despite how weird they are. Dimitri laughing at shitty jokes brings him no personal discomfort or embarrassment, despite just how loudly he laughs at them. They have traits to them that can easily be uwu worthy, and they don't care! Of the lords, only Edelgard does! Because, it feels like, the only way for a strong, resolute female character to come off as approachable is if she's knocked down a few pegs for specifically and only you, the player.
And that sucks ass! I'm sorry, but when I'm playing Edelgard's route I don't want to deal with her hiding herself away in her room for a month IN THE MIDDLE OF HER FUCKING WAR because she's just so embawwassed! It is so fucking insensitive that Edelgard is literally the only lord of the three who can have her trauma openly belittled at any point in the story by Byleth, all to have some cheap cutesy uwu moment about her fear of rats (calling her screaming in fear cute and INSISTING that it's really cute which is just. Fucking ew man)! Why can we fucking mock Edelgard's manner of speech during the MASSACRE OF REMIRE?
This shit doesn't happen to Claude or Dimitri! And saying "oh just don't pick those options then" is bullshit because no equivalent options exist for the male lords! It's piss-boilingly annoying that the second you choose to see things from the strong confident villainous ambitious female lord's perspective you can reduce her down to this bumbling moeblob just for you (sometimes unavoidably!) like!! Dude!
#legit not even sure what to tag this because for once I'm going to bat for Edelgard LMAO her writing treats her BAD when it comes to this#this is also a huge thing that fucks me off from liking Edel/eth because Byleth can be SUCH a huge fucking dick to her for no reason#and can be UNIQUELY mean to her for no reason. off the cuff i can't think of another character you can have Byleth act like this to#and most of this shit is well before Byleth as a character has any real reason to actively dislike her so they're just.#bullying Edelgard for fun?? I guess??#among uh. other reasons the ship doesn't exactly Work Out lmao#but yeah for CF it really REALLY brings down my ability to enjoy it fully despite me REALLY wanting to#because it encapsulates just how like. shallowly Edelgard can be written?#because it's not just that no character can meaningfully react to everything she's done (though that is a huge factor too)#but also as SOON as the writing wants you to REALLY like her it goes out of its way to diminish her powerful presence and UwU her#and not to say that she doesn't have her powerful moments - she does! and they're really great to see!#but that her cutesy moments stand out SO much BECAUSE the other two lords very noticeably have nothing akin to that for them#like. you can't jokingly call Claude a loser for having no friends growing up due to the racism he faced#you can't pretend to be one of voices Dimitri hears to fuck with him#you straight up CANNOT joke about their trauma which like. duh?? why would you??#but Edelgard just woke up from a horrible nightmare and that's just the perfect setup for a sex joke#and it's perfectly fine to joke about forgetting what Edelgard said about her trauma she opened up to them about cuz ''she said to forget''#and it's a-okay for Byleth to brush off her opening up about why she has a rat phobia to embarrass her over drawing them#WHY CAN YOU DO THIS. or better yet WHY *CAN'T* YOU DO THIS TO THE OTHER TWO.#it is just so brazenly sexist and i hate it every time i think about it 😭
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I feel like people pressured Shawn to address his sexuality again and he didn't want to address it really from how he talked about it and to me it's disgusting how this keeps happening and this pressure is coming from other queer people most of the time, I will never get why y'all do this to others that you believe are in your own community instead of giving them space to do that on their own time
#shawn mendes#just a week ago there was this gay guy on my fyp that made a video literally talking to him directly saying stuff like#' why haven't you come out as gay yet!? '#how about it's not your fucking business#I cannot stand this
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