#LIKE GOOD FUCKING LORD ITS ALMOST AT 1K NOTES????

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i still can't wrap my head around how my first sprunki post has been my most popular post overall

[onbeinganangel]

first lines ✨

Rules: List the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have fewer than 20, just list them all!). See if there are any patterns. Choose your favourite opening line. Then tag some people to take part.

i was tagged by @tackytigerfic, @maesterchill and @pennygalleon and looking at of theirs (here, here and here, respectively) was like a speed run down memory lane! so, so much goodness! The Long Fall! Move, Move! Rounds! i want to reread it all!

i did this tag game sometime in march last year (here if you wanna look at that), just as i'd finished kinkuary and am now sitting here completely baffled to realise i have 20 new fics to put on here! feels absolutely bonkers to me that i've written 20 whole new things since this time last year (and i'm not counting any microfics), no wonder i'm fucking exhausted lmao

i predict this will get very long and i will be embarrassed to put it in people's dashes so i'll put the last 15 and my thoughts (of which i always have too many) under a cut, but anyway, here we go, from latest to oldest

1) Salt and Sauce (drarry, 3k, T): In essence, it’s a bad idea.

2) Exclusively For The Golden Boy (drarry, 5k, E): The moon carves a slice of light into Harry’s otherwise dark bedroom, making Draco’s pristine white shirt and blonde hair practically glow as he throws a leg over Harry’s thighs to straddle him.

3) Maelstrom, the water told me (drarry, 11k, E): I am a natural story teller.

4) Owl of a Sudden (drarry, 3k, T): It happens one night, while they’re sitting on the sofa.

5) Develop, Stop and Fix (drarry, 15k, E): Harry’s alarm goes off at 6am.

6) Quick as a Flash of Lightning, Unhurried as Eternity (drarry, 10k, E): Harry lands with a soft thud, too soft for the wooden floor of his living room.

7) An Essay On the History of Unprincipled Desire (perciver, 5k, E): I’m never even given any time to process how bad things get before they get better.

8) Free To A Good Home (drarry, 1k, T): Harry isn’t alone when the Healers tell him there’s nothing they can do.

9) Overground/Underground (drarry, 1k, T): The first time Draco sees Harry’s tombstone is nearly twelve years after the funeral.

10) A Care To Fill The Vessel Of Your Heart (drarry, 2.5k, M): Draco is aflame.

11) The List (wolfstar, 1k, M): The weather just won’t make its mind up.

12) Juniper & Seawater (drarry, 3k, T): I can tell Draco is in a mood.

13) In This Club (angelina/lavender/parvati, 3k, E): Lavender gets out of bed purely on instinct.

14) Out to Sea (drarry, 3k, T): In Hogwarts, everything comes down to the plate fate served you when you were born.

15) Holiday Request: Denied (drarry, 2k, M): Exactly thirty-seven minutes pass between the moment a gloved hand leaves the note on the Head Auror’s desk and the shrill voice of Mavis, the Head Auror’s secretary, calls, in a panic, “Deputy Auror Weasley!” and then, almost immediately after, “Ronald Weasley!”

16) do it again (drarry, ~800, T): Draco doesn’t really acknowledge Harry’s tardiness until it crosses over the half-hour mark.

17) damned if you do it and damned if you don’t (drarry, 2k, M): Draco had pictured it so often throughout his life he couldn’t honestly believe he had made it all the way to twenty-seven.

18) a little too good to be true (ginsy, ~800, T): For a date that had started with Pansy surreptitiously pulling her phone out and texting Draco, in all caps, “You told me it was someone I didn’t know, you actual ballbag” the blind date had gone surprisingly well.

19) Rebirth (Coming Home) (harry/regulus, 15k, T): Harry climbs the stairs deliberately slowly, letting himself enjoy the feeling of the warm surface under his bare feet and the way the dark polished wood shines under the sun slashing through the tall parlour windows and into the hall.

20) harder than i thought (perciver, 1k, T): They’ve been dating for almost a year when Oliver decides he’s coming out to his parents and bringing Percy home to Glasgow for the first time.

oh lord. i'm??? i am experiencing that feeling where you look at your own writing with fresh eyes and realise you know nothing about it LOL. so many short first lines!! i was definitely not expecting that! some of these are as long as OR actually shorter than the title of the fic (who the fuck do i think i am? panic! at the disco? chill with those titles marion, jesus christ)

it looks like i had the exact same reaction the last time i did this too haha! lots of bait-y, punchy, short but very out of context. not many are as situational or in media res as i expected them to be either, although there's definitely a few there! i can definitely see a pattern, especially if i separate them into short ones and long ones. no dialogue at all, which isn't surprising as it's the bane of my life.

if i had to pick favourites, it would be between 10, for A Care and 19, for Rebirth. a very short and a very long opening lines, very different but i think they both fit within the style of the fic and really set the mood for what's to come. A Care has a very specific style/cadence and that short and punchy opening gets you right into it, while Rebirth is slow and gentle, even at its most intense scenes and i love how much we learn about this Harry right from the first line!

no idea who has and hasn't done this (sorry sorry sorry sorry) but tagging: @moonstruckwytch @opalesqueopioid @vina-writes @graymatters @academicdisasterfic @slytherco and @glittering-git 💕

[meltwonu]

47. “Shut up.”

         “Why don’t you come over here and make me.”

39. “You taste like fucking candy.”

notes; AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES… lord i just love the idea of fucking an annoyed mingyu kdsjfhkds, cocky!mingyu, dirty talk, using panties as a gag, a little oral(fem receiving)/fingering, a little cum eating. Also forgive me bc im trying a different formatting of my drabbles and rly im just turning them into 1k-ish word fics?😭😭 I JUST CAN’T SHUT UP and these get so long so theyre not rly drabbles anymore sorry but also ive gotten so far without renaming the entire drabble game thing so… ye. Should i rename this drabble game? Or is it okay? Sorry that i cannot write short things…😭😩 should i include a word count?😅 I’m a mess and this is longer than 1k so the rest is under the cut!! Thank you for requesting!!! Enjoy!💕

“Fuck, Mingyu, you left your shit in the washing machine again! Can you just get your shit together so I don’t have to wait on you all the time!?”

You prop a hand on your hip, watching as the male raises a brow from his place on the sofa when he turns his attention to you.

“Why don’t you go clean the bowl you left in the sink then, huh? I can say the same thing!”

Your lips press into a firm line; annoyance clear on your features. “My one fuckin’ bowl isn’t deterring you from using the sink but your shit in the washer is preventing me from washing my damn clothes!”

The tall male gets up from his spot on the sofa; annoyance obvious on his face as well. “You’re just so…”

“Just so what, Mingyu?”

He grits his teeth as he makes his way to leave and deal with the laundry. “Forget it.”

You watch as he moves his things to the dryer before shooting you a harsh stare and beelining straight for his room across the hallway.

You finally manage to put your things in the washer once Mingyu retreats to his bedroom and it beeps once when it finally finishes, 45 minutes later.

Except now Mingyu’s clothes are just sitting in the dryer.

Letting out an exasperated sigh, you storm over to Mingyu’s bedroom, flinging the door open with the intent of giving him a piece of your mind again. 

“Mingyu, you fuckin’----”

“Fuck!”

Your eyes flit all across the tall male with his back against the headboard and  you can’t seem to tear your eyes away from his large hand wrapped around his thick cock; throat going dry at the view. “Uh---”

“Don’t you fucking knock!?”

The words die on your tongue the longer you stand his doorway, and he, too, makes no effort to move from his place on his bed. “M--maybe if you fucking moved your shit from the dryer on t-time!” You retort; already losing the fight in your voice the longer your eyes fixate on the leaking tip of his cock.

Mingyu’s at a loss for words himself and he’s unsure of what to even do to make the situation less awkward.

But he will admit; your flustered expression might’ve made his cock twitch.

He clears his throat, “I don’t see you leaving. Finally owning up to the fact you wanna fuck me?” Mingyu grins; cockiness replacing the awkwardness he was feeling moments prior.

“Shut up.”

His grin falters momentarily before it’s back; his eyes twinkling with mischief.

“Why don’t you come over here and make me.”

Mingyu is meticulous. You have to admit.

He cleans while he cooks and makes sure his utensils and prepping station are absolutely spotless before the meal is even done cooking.

He’s apparently also just as meticulous with his tongue when he eats you out; fingers knuckle deep and curling into your g-spot just as he uses the tip of his tongue to tease your clit for the umpteeth time. “Ngh, fuck---fuck you, Mingyu!” You lock your hands into his permed hair, tugging on it slightly when he wraps his lips around your clit and sucks hard.

“God, fuck y-you!” You grind against his tongue and fingers as you get closer and closer to the verge of an orgasm.

Mingyu pulls away slightly, lips glistening and wet. “You taste like fucking candy. It’s a shock considering your sour nature.” He mutters quietly, only loud enough for you to catch it as the heat blooms on your cheeks. “Just shut up and eat me out.” You mumble back.

Scoffing, he thrusts his fingers into you harshly one more time. “I think you’ve had enough actually.” He wiggles his fingers inside of your wet cunt as you moan out. “It’s time for you to give me what I want too.”

He pulls his fingers out, popping them into his own mouth as he licks your wetness off of them. Your grip on his hair loosens as he starts to sit up between your legs; his long hair falling into his dark eyes when he looks down at you. “Get up, we’re switching places.”

“Fine.”

It takes you a second to maneuver around the tall male on his small bed; huffing when he lays down against the pillows. “I ate you out and fingered your ‘lil pussy so now you can ride my cock and pull some of the weight around here.” He snides.

A smirk paints its way onto his features as you clench your jaw and sit down onto his thighs. “You’re lucky I needed to get laid or I wouldn’t be this willing to ride your fuckin’ dick.”

“Oh please, you probably dream about my cock. I see you eyeing me when I’m just walkin’ around in my sweats. I bet I’m who you fantasize about when you’re getting off with that vibrator of yours. Which, by the way, is fuckin’ loud. I hope you realize I can hear it when I pass by your bedroom. You should really---mmph!”

You quickly stuff your soaked panties between his lips before he can say anything more; gritting your teeth. “You really need to shut up. You’re cuter with your mouth closed or eating me out.”

Mingyu wasn’t… technically wrong. You just didn’t want to hear it right now.

You quickly shimmy your body up until you can reach down and wrap a hand around his cock and Mingyu places his hands on your waist to steady you as you slowly start to sink down onto him. “O-oh, fuck…”

A garbled moan spills from your lips as you feel him filling you up inch by inch; already wanting to start a quick pace as you chase your own orgasm.

Mingyu groans from around the panties between his lips and he tosses his head back as your tight, warm walls clench around his cock.

He thought about you sometimes too. Not that he’d admit it either.

It takes a few tense seconds and a few stuttered breaths before you’re completely seated on his cock; the tip of it already curving into your g-spot as you give yourself a moment to adjust to his size. “Y’know, if you w-weren’t such a cocky son of a b-bitch, I wouldn’t be so, ah, opposed to fucking y-you… G-god, I’d probably even, ngh, d-date you..”

You slowly start to swivel your hips as you mewl; Mingyu’s cock fit inside your cunt so perfectly. “But all y-you do is, hah, c-complain about m-my messes when you’re m-messy too…”

Mingyu’s blunt nails dig into the skin of your naked waist as you alternate between bouncing in his lap and swiveling your hips. And in return, his harsh breaths are all you can hear as you fuck yourself on his cock. He knows he could easily flip you onto your back and fuck you into his bedsheets until all you knew was his name, but he plays nice for now and lets you have your fun while you could.

“What were you t-thinkin’ about, huh? Before I walked in h-here. Were you thinkin’ about, ah, me? Do I get you s-so heated that, mmh, you g-get hard? Are you t-that easy?” You shoot him a cocky grin of your own as you clench around his cock. He narrows his eyes at you before he plants his feet firmly onto the bed and bucks his hips up into you; effectively jostling you and making you bounce harder in his lap as he starts to fuck you.

A sharp whine escapes past your lips as he starts a quick pace and you're quick to meet his movements as you slam down onto his cock with each of his thrusts. The two of you fall into a comfortable rhythm as you both unload all of the sexual tension that’d been brewing for the few months that you’d been roommates.

Your saccharine moans and whines mix in with Mingyu’s harsh breaths and muffled groans as you both feel yourselves inching closer and closer to the edge. He can already feel his cock twitching and he can already feel the way your walls tighten even more around his cock with each passing second.

You reach a hand between your body and his; fingertips on your swollen clit as you race towards your orgasm. “Fuck, I, ah, w-wanna cum…” You mumble.

Mingyu bites down onto the fabric in his mouth as he tosses his head back again, his forehead covered in a sheen of sweat as he starts to feel his abdomen tightening with his impending orgasm.

And he doesn’t warn you when he cums, but you can feel his cock twitching and his cum filling you up as his thrusts lose their rhythm. You let out a choked moan at the feeling and you rub quicker circles on your clit as you throw yourself over the edge and into your orgasm as well.

Mingyu lets out a muffled groan as he feels your walls fluttering around him and for a moment, he tells himself he could get used to fucking you.

“Oh, g-god, you’re, ah, fu--fucking cumming so---so much inside of m-me…” Whimpering, you slam down onto his cock as you both ride out your high and Mingyu’s eyes fixate on the way his cock slides out of your wet pussy covered in his cum and your wetness.

Mingyu moves a hand from your waist to pluck the soaked material out of his mouth; tossing it to the side as he gently massages his jaw.

“Look at you, still fucking yourself on my cock. Want more already, huh?” He watches as you reach down and scoop up some of the cum that settled onto his skin, lips parted slightly as he lets out a soft moan. You continue to swivel your hips atop his lap, waiting until your orgasm completely ebbs off before you come to a full stop. 

You pop your wet digits into your mouth, keeping eye contact with him as he commits to memory the way you suck on your fingers and swallow down the cum. 

He grits his teeth as he watches you repeat the action. “Such a good girl cleaning up your mess, huh? That’d be a first for you, wouldn’t it?” His eyes twinkle with an almost evil glint when you finally pop the clean digits from between your lips and move to straddle his thighs again; this time, globs of cum dripping from your pussy as his cock slides from inside of you.

Images of you in different positions flit through Mingyu’s mind as he smiles.

“Say, do you really want to know what I was thinking about before you walked in?”

[saturno-sol]

The Brainrot has gotten to me

WELL HERE YOU GO FOLKS (almost) ALL MY NOTES ON WYRMTHREAD (Chantilly/Quezal) both in Canon and in a Happier AU because yes Most put under a readmore because its over 1K long and the very end has some suggestive things because I’m allowed to think like that too so just as a heads up

Anyways here

Canon Codex

Do not establish a relationship outside of a blooming interest in each other that gets nipped in the bud due to...yeah cries 

So let us not delve too deeply into Canon rn, and sadly since the plot absolutely needs Chantilly gone to progress we turn to HAPPIER AUS!!!!! :DDDDD because I drove myself deep into brainrot and aoughhhhghhhghhhhghh

Songs I associate with canon because music is good- 

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO DANCE by Tyler the Creator

Mr Loverman by Ricky Montgomery

Rest Easy, I’ll See You Again by Cuco (the title is a LIE) 

Pain by Pinkpantheress

La Gata Bajo la Lluvia by Rocío Dúrcal

The Night We Met by Lord Huron (thank you Jaxx) 

Noche No Te Vayas by Los Tres Caballeros 

Better Timeline AU!!!! 

Placeholder name but honestly it might stick because I’m too lazy to think up of a better one hghfdnkj, am open to suggestions tho

Basic Premise of this AU: Through some magic fuckery or whatever, Chantilly is allowed out of the Troupe and decides to tag along with our funky wyrm gal because nowhere else to go/hrnng big lady pretty. They actually do start going out and it turns out hey! They like each other, like a lot. 

They like each other so much that they get married and bam, WyrmThread real 

This is great because not only is my otp now canon and alive, Fuego (and later on Lune when Fuego adoptskidnaps them into the family) now has both parents! And they love their kids sm like damn do not get in between them else you want to get yeeted to Unalive World. 

In this one, the motivations for [REDACTED] have now morphed into somewhat the same way in terms of being dealt with but now we got the lacey boy to help Quezal do [SPOILERS], fight [SPOILERS] and help complete [SPOILERS] and help establish her empire. (I’m sorry but I am not revealing any important Codex spoilers yet)

“Will you be the Malfina to my Connecticut Clark?” 

Girlboss and Malewife, except they’re both still murderous and would happily see you to your grave if you intervene with any of their plans. I’ve given Chantilly throwing knives :) because he deserves to be dangerous. 

He deserves to look cool!! With knives!!! Fighting alongside his wifey!! 

Of course NKG fucks off when Chantilly leaves the Troupe but I love to think of him being akin to a disapproving in-law (“Really Chantilly?? You run off and marry some wyrm that didn’t even have a kingdom to begin with? Have the standards of the Nightmare Vessels deteriorated as time went on?”) 

Chantilly is somewhat concerned that Fuego is much more, for lack of a better word, feral than a regular Grimmchild would be but he doesn’t regret the decision to have him. He loves his bitey son even if he scratches through fabrics like water. 

And Quezal enjoys having another person to coil around and snarl at anyone that gets too close to them. It does take a while until they’re like velcro due to her issues with touch being equated to violence (Thanks dad /s) but once she overcomes that fight or flight response she absolutely does not let go of him. 

Burrowing into a dark place and nuzzling until he smells like her makes Wyrm brain go brr. And since he isn’t a wyrm there’s no instinct yelling at her to maim him if there’s no babies to take care of/mating season passed, he in her eyes is harmless. Even if they both know different, at least in her brain he is just a lil guy, no threat to her. 

Chantilly loves all the attention he’s getting from her, absolutely will allow her to carry him off and coil up against him as long as he can work on sewing while she broods over him. 

He’s naturally warm and for a wyrm that needs outside heat to regulate her inner temp like a snake he’s like a hot water bottle, world cold husband warm. 

Happby family can these Queers be HAPPY PLEASE 

Love languages!!! 

Quezal once she gets comfortable with physical stuff likes to nuzzle and bite :) but not to draw any hemo or cause harm, just to hold in mouth. She also likes to do acts of service, making sure that her husband is wont for nothing and doing little things like sharpening his knives for him. 

Chantilly loves to gift-give! Usually things he made by hand. 

“Quezal pls let me make you pretty dresses and outfits please you would so look good in teal” 

He likes kissing a lot, smoochies for wife and cuddling is great for him too, as long as he can sleep with his chest unobstructed he’s good 

They both love showing each other off

“Look at my partner they’re the fucking best ever, none of you bitches can compare to them.” 

When the empire is finally formed and Quezal takes her place as Empress she offers the title of Emperor to Chantilly 

He declines, Royal titles are just not his thing and he feels uncomfortable with them, so instead he goes by the title of “Lord”

His duties consist of assisting with any paperwork Quezal doesn’t want to deal with and being eye candy (/j but also not really he loves being shown off esp in new outfits) 

He also deals with nobles that aren’t too pushy, the ones that do are quickly steered towards Quezal. And usually after a meeting with her they learn better than to try to smart mouth either of them. 

Family Notes!

Chantilly’s the one to go to if you need advice and soothing comfort

Quezal’s the one to go to if you need someone beat the fuck up and also advice but in the no nonsense way. 

She also comforts but it's not in the way that Chantilly will delicately soothe the pains away, she tells you how it is but will hug you and tuck you into bed if wanted. 

On the other hand, Chantilly is the one Fuego and Lune go to if they want to do something crazy or stupid and know that mom won’t say yes. 

He dresses them up in poofy outfits (see the clown costume I’ve thrown on Fuego as an example) and shows them off to Quezal 

“Look my dear! Aren’t they the sweetest things you have seen!” 

It is very funny 

SONGS I ASSOCIATE WITH THIS AU

Meet Me At Our Spot by WILLOW

First Love/ Late Spring by Mitski

I Hear A Symphony by Cody Fry

She’s My Collar by the Gorillaz

My Kind of Woman by Mac DeMarco

New Light by John Mayer

Vivir by Jardin

coffee by Miguel

Never Getting Rid of Me from the Waitress Musical

WARNING WARNING

Ok next few am going to be a bit suggestive so stop here if you’re not into that but

I’m debating on if they’d have more children than Fuego and Lune and if so, how many HDJFJKSJ (thinking of twins named Arco and Iris because Arcoiris means Rainbow and I kind of like that and I’m also a sucker for twins) 

Listen, they’re both switches but most if not all the time Quezal’s the one topping. The man is submissive and breedable what do you expect HDJFJS

s i z e  D i f f e r e n c e 

Chantilly is a sensual romantic and loves a lot of buildup while Quezal just wants to get on with the good stuff, they make it work with communication and understanding each other :) 

They’re both capable of carrying so if they did have more kids I’d imagine they’d take turns on who’s turn it is to be eggy. (And I have so many thoughts about how they’d treat each other while pregnant but HHHHFJFJFHHHF too embarrassed rn waagaghgg) 

These two love each other very much and I love them. 

[unholyplumpprincess]

You Laughed

For @kiwi--bot who asked:  “No, sorry, you laughed,, Never saw before. It’s — pretty.” (Trojan to Lilith?)

Trojan and Lilith are our ocs for Destiny, which you can find on both his blog and my sfw one if you search #Destiny.

Reblogs > Likes

Though this post is SFW, this blog is not! Minors please do not follow but this post is okay to interact with!

Fandom: Destiny 2

Relationship: Trojan-13/Lilith (OCs)

Warnings: SFW, fluffy, stupid tsundere girl yearns for big beefy bot

Words: 1k

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Unspoken, yet burning, Lilith knew what she felt. What that desire was in her body whenever she saw the massive exo. How even his silliest of phrases made her want to turn her body inside out so her smile couldn’t be seen. She gave a good face, she’ll give herself that, when her thick brows creased and she’d huff, turn her head if he said something flattering or funny.

Trojan-13, the bane of her existence at this point, was everything on her mind. The crucible made it even harder to stand, when they would ditch guns and bang fists. He was never light on her, and she never stopped her tricks with him. A constant touch, give, and take situation.

She finds herself watching him now from afar, sitting on the railing edge of the tower. Like a watchful predator with her head cocked, she watches him interact with Lord Shaxx. They are bantering, with Trojan beaming and his optics shining brighter than before. He’s animated, hands moving, excited, only to pause when Shaxx grasps his shoulder firmly. Lilith is sure if exo’s could blush, he’d be burning.

~Rest under the cut~

Yet, she watches the small head nod direction Shaxx gives towards…herself- no it must be the shops behind her, watch your ego Lilith, she tries to reason.

But when Trojan, ever the man of no subtlety, looks directly her way and smiles that stupid smile and waves with his first three fingers like a blushing school girl, her insides warm. Lilith’s stomach flutters, butterflies threatening to spill from her throat. So, she huffs, rolling her eyes and giving a two-finger salute back like she’d only just caught sight of him.

The sickening desire, the want, the need, the almost jealousy of seeing him so…free to express his affections.

If she could just…match it. If she could let go of her pain, if she could just let him know what he meant to her, maybe. Just maybe they could…

Be something.

–

Trojan had wound up asking her for a private spar. Nothing new, just a simple reply back of weapons or hands?  

She arrives weaponless, save for her trusty dagger strapped to her thigh. The area is open, an area in the tower that has a flat surface of dirt. It stretches a good ways out, meant for guardians to work out frustrations on each other or perhaps to find games to play. It was their spot now, quiet, away from the world. The night sky is bright with its stars, closer than any other planet she’d been on. Something she liked to watch when she was at peace with the world.

Trojan comes weaponless and clearly excited, greeting her with open arms that she shies away from. Her heart almost breaks to do it, but the anxiety of letting someone in- she couldn’t. Yet, as always, Trojan is respectful and offers his hand instead. Allowing him to have her own, and watching as he bows his head down to press his face plate to the back.

“My friend, you are late.” He starts, voice full of playfulness.

Lilith hates the way her heart beats a bit harder.

“Aren’t I always?” She murmurs back, taking her hand back once he stands to push her hair from her face, eyeing him up briefly before making a note. “Where’s your armor? I thought we were-”

“Sparring! Yes, have made other plans! Come, you love stars, yes?” Trojan cheerfully replies, turning his back before she can even question or call out a What The Fuck.

–

Turns out he doesn’t know how to ask someone out on a date. Trojan brings her to the garden’s edge towards the railing of the tower, leaning over it and pointing out different stars and planets. He knew of their names, what they were, who they were. Lilith knew of things upon the planets, of the animal life and foliage, and yet he could pin point which was which without even being in a ship.

“That is IO,” He starts, pointing a finger towards the sky towards the east. A small ball of blues and pale whites, “It is-”

“Where I am from, Trojan.” She reminds him playfully, her full lips quirking up in amusement as if he’d forgotten, but Trojan continues as if he was never even interrupted.

“Place where most beautiful, tiny, tiny, angry lady come from.” He finishes, voice full of amusement as he turns his head down to the side to look at her. His white optics shine bright, his brow plate seeming to lift a bit with affection. With the way it’s worded, with how nonchalant he sounds, that seems to do the trick-

Lilith laughs, turning her head to the side to bury it into her forearm. It’s a high sound, free and almost a giggle if she’d dare label it anything. A small snort escapes her, only causing her laughter to twist again as she presses her palm to her mouth, muffling the noise.

When she finally catches herself, she turns her head to argue back that she was NOT the tiniest guardian around, but she catches him looking at her…fondly. He’s got his hip pressed to the railing, one hand gently resting upon his own cheek and seeming to lean into it. He looks like he’s seen a kitten.

“What?” Lilith huffs, starting to inflate her chest and stand straighter in defense, “I’m no-”

“No. No. Sorry, you laughed. Never heard before-” Trojan pauses there, seeming to try and find himself, watching as her defensive stance starts to deflate, Lilith’s cheeks flushing violet, eyes flickering to the side as if trying to find an escape.  

“It is pretty.” He finally finishes, knowing that he had a million other words he could have rambled, said, spoken, whilst he fell to his knees and told her how much he cherished her. How her laugh had set his circuits alight like no other, like no one else, how she could say jump and he would do so without a second thought-

“Thank you.” She finally replies. Quiet and sincere, nothing like her fiery disposition, nothing like how she’d argue and snarl at any given moment. Lilith’s eyes flicker back at him again, turning her head and pointing back to the sky and insisting for him to continue his educational lesson.

Trojan had never loved a stubborn person more.

[beepsrichie]

psa: grab your fucking tea.

alright, so this week has been fucking wild but i’m tired of seeing people believing shit without having any proof. seriously, learn to ask before aimlessly follow someone around like so god damn lost puppy.

a couple days ago my friend did a shitpost alright and it was all fun and games, trust me! but a few people really took it seriously and started asking questions and even reblogged it wondering if we were actually in a fight or not. to prove that it was all fake i sent my friend a message which can be found under here. just a heads up guys, if we [eddiesghost and i] were ever in a huge fight i wouldn’t make a call out post or even mention it to the public because, the fuck, what do i get out of that?

the point is, this big mistake actually turned out to be good. the night when people thought we were in a fight we all decided to turn anon off and just call it a day. the next morning i woke up to find a message asking for me to privately message them.

side note: you see that url in the pic? wolfhardgrazerstruth? mm, fucking report them please. you’ll see why soon.

this person started off casual, asking me questions about eddiesghost and what happened between us. i hate lying, but i just had a hunch that this was the anon that has been harassing me and my friends for almost a month now, so i played their game. i fed them bullshit saying stuff about eddiesghost just to get on their side and it worked for some time until said person introduced me to someone else. oh, by the way, these people are fucking massive fack shippers.

this is when she introduced me to the other person, on the same fucking account.

me @ them. its a fucking cult, you guys. i aint joking.

lets just get down to business now. you tell me your thoughts if this shit ain’t unsettling and fucked.

oh wow. apparently only having 1k means you are pathetic and you cant defend yourself. shucks. thanks for the fucking tip. ill shove that advice up my ass.

oh wait- but lets bring out the big guns now.

she wanted me to make a call out post about eddiesghost.

sigh. more of the ‘prove yourself’ bullshit.

this person wanted me to write a call out post about eddiesghost. im sure a few of you saw me post one last night, but i deleted it a couple of hours later after i reported and blocked the person.

but the twisted thing is- she wanted me to be nasty as fuck in my call out post. she wanted it to do eddiesghost bad, to ruin her image to the point she just deactivates and vanishes from tumblr. the actual fuck? i was speaking to satan himself. lord.

also, this bish gave me a fucking time limit. jfc. she gave me two hours.

first copy i sent to her, she said it wasnt mean enough and how it could improve.

make it up if you must. hmm.

when i sent her a another copy of what i wrote, she offered a few suggestions to improve the post.

huh, thats strange. “the only reason shes so very against fack is because shes actually interested in jack”

do me a favorite and just-

seems familiar? check out this post.

when things started getting uncomfortable she noticed my hesitation and was getting upset at the fact the call out post wasnt getting enough attention. she thought it was because of the lack of information i added. i would just like to add i didnt mention any of the jack shit she wanted me to add. thats just so fucking wrong. my response to her asking me if i still had feelings for eddiesghost was this:

eventually i reported the blog and blocked them, but she still reached out to me since before heading to bed i turned my anon back on knowing she was gonna message me.

the underlined things in red are stuff that are considered as threats and to show you that this person, is not in the right. honestly, she sounds like an adult, whoever this may be. and the fact shes a fack shipper is concerning. even if i am wrong, kid or not, its still fucked up what shes been doing for the past couple of weeks. 

anon, if you are reading this, i just wanted to say you are delusional as fuck. spreading false information everywhere is just childish and fucking disgusting. grow the hell up. you’re lucky that my friend eddiesghost is one strong motherfucker. keep it up, we’ll just go on with our day. but i’m hoping this fucking post shines a fucking light on your stupidity and people can wake the fuck up and learn to take take information seriously without proof.

if you guys want more information, just message me. i’ll be turning my anon off for a while cause i dont wanna deal with anymore of this shit. if you are curious, dont be a coward and just message me for the stuff. want the entire convo, including what i said? sure, just ask. i dont give a damn! i got nothing to hide. i was taking one for the team to try and figure out who were these people.

by the way, their ‘group’ has around five members apparently. but theres a fucking bigger cult of them somewhere on twitter and insta probably. also this person has been following eddiesghost, eddiesbadbreak and me for a while now, according to this person. they been doing so to keep an eye on us which is fucking creepy if you ask me. if you guys have more information about this, please do enlighten me cause its just...yeah. 

oh, by the way- lets take a closer look at something.

huh- whats that?