#LIKE GODDDDDD THEIR DEVELOPMENT MAN

[catguangcorner]

lcla! shiguang really do grow in such a beautiful way—seeing lu guang emphasize over and over how in spite of how important this mission regarding his teacher is, cheng xiaoshi and his safety come first.

he says flat out cxs doesn't have to do the mission (i mean, god, he even burned the original photo just to show how sincerely he regretted hiding and lying to cxs), showing how regardless of how badly he wants to cling to the past, for the sake of cheng xiaoshi and their friendship, he is willing to let it go.

then there's cxs's unwavering devotion and dedication to lu guang—he takes the mission extremely seriously and trains all for lu guang's sake and loses sleep over it because he has to get this right, he has to be able to give lu guang the closure he needs.

then there's the scene following xitha's death, where cheng xiaoshi says, "you must be sad, I'll come back and accompany you."

lu guang is preoccupied with the mysterious killer, obviously looking for justice for his teacher. but in that small moment cxs just wants to be with lu guang, and be able to comfort him.

it truly was a gradual process to get there but they care about each other so much <3

[grumpyghostdoodles]

(Also Clover with ring on their ring finger Clover with ring on their ring finger Clover with ring on their ring finger Clover with ring on their ring finger Clover with ring on their ring finger AND OH MY GODDDDDD CLOVER WITH A RING ON THEIR RING FINGERRRRRRR mini story about em if that's okay too :'D 🙏)

Have their reactions to the engagement announcement! They reacted very well! ... For the most part.

They do not like Asgore. At all. Poor man couldn't get a single sentence in.

And as how they got together, ill go doodling bits and pieces of their developing relationship from time to time, but it was a Lot of pining. Years of it, actually, since they had a crush on eachoter when they were 13/14, and got together when they were in their 30s

[acutecoral]

I have to say that that was amazing. The way everyone played, the amazing rolls, the work and effort in production, the twists and turns and just everything...that was fantastic and horrifying and was so much to take in

This campaign has made me so much happier to see them telling this story together and just how much they got into it and how much they stuck close like man

Im sad that Baghera's character had to die, but I love that everyone at the end made sure to remember her and honor her, I hope she's okay and that everyone gives their support to her, because it’s so rough to have your character die it SUCKS, but she played so well and her presence was missed and I hope she knows she did so fucking good

I love Benito's character development, and how Q had slowly gotten a hold of how it goes and you can see him just getting settled and then how he popped off, also maybe he should gift some of that luck over to Baghera because those rolls were awful

Pac's reaction to her death was Hhhhh man....I thought they would actually see Lucie's dead body since Cellbit described the monster dragging her body out into thr snow, I wish they still did that but also man...jeez, he got into it and got settled and played such a good roll

And he worked off well with Foolish's Jeffrey, and man, I do hope they get those therapy sessions together before they are gonna NEED IT

Foolish learning more about Cellbit's GM style and how he gradually got more sus over him and also just him popping off at the end??? The jar and the phone??? Holy shit??? Oh my god, it was enough for Cellbit to just go FUCK IT, THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA and went ahead and did it oh my godddddd

Roier is such a joy to watch while everything was happening, he's so into it and also just adding so much with the sound effects and it's so cute, and also just him playing Luis was great!!

Bagi!!! Man!!! I'm so sad we didn't get to see more of Carol! But like, the dice spoke! Luck favoured Quackity (again who the fuck blessed him with his luck dude he's like an Anti-Wil Wheaton), and we weren't able to see her plans of likely turning on them and trying to get everyone killed, it would have been so much fun!

I hope everyone of the QSMP who was watching has a fun fucking party and they get excited and gush about how amazing that was because it is!!

I hope to see more of them! I hope to see even more of the others maybe throwing their hat in the ring to play some games in Cellbit's universe

And CELLBIT! Man is such a good GM! I love his style of storytelling and just the world, there's so much more to see and so much we haven't seen and the mystery and world, this was INSANE. He made us feel so many things and would subject ourselves to being torn apart by creatures in his world again tenouttaten BEST

This is insane and amazing and it was so lovely to experience it like this, and just obrigada, that was a magnificent experience

Wishing them so much more joy and success and fun!

[sukirichi]

OH MY GODDDDDD CANON OMIYN KISS OMIYN KISS OMIYN KISSS, WE DID IN LIKE HALF A YEAR WHAT IRIS COULDNT DO IN FIVE YEARS IR WHATEVER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ she can keep suna - or well… not suna :v

that chapter was insane tho, i hope iris develops a pregnancy ick to vanilla and projectile vomits every time she enters the room. i also know that rintarou’s little act is gonna bite his ass sooooooo hard, like brother pls you’ve never made a single good decision in your life and i know his ass can’t stand iris rn so 😗😗😗 i think no matter how in love yn was before this, it’s not gonna matter anymore, cuz there’s genuinely only so much someone can take before they mentally just cannot handle the heartbreak and disappointment anymore, going forward i think rintarou and yn are gonna work as a team to fight back against the queen, but they’ll never be lovers again me thinks.

that’s okay tho, cuz omi exists and he’s hot and he loves us and the rings mean nothing anymore!!! like genuinely, yn needs to realise morality and ethics are tossed aside when both parties essentially agree on a partner swap ���� kissing a married man doesn’t matter when his wife is carrying YOUR HUSBANDS BABY LIKEEEE??? stand up yn…. babygirl you’re better than this…. omi’s a good man….. 😔😔😔 it’s time to move on from rinta, he wouldn’t milk a cow for you like omi would 😔

but i do understand, rintarou’s manipulation is harder to shake since despite his words, he genuinely was in love with her and his actions reflected that. it’s hard to rationalise that you need to leave and put yourself first, when the man you vowed to love for eternity through thick and thin and better or worse is like…. a total walking “woe is me” pity party. rintarou’s fatal flaw is that he believes he’s smart, but he’s honestly the most naive character in the story - and we can see him slowly learning, but he’s constantly on the offence when he should really be defence. the queen is good at attacking because she’s got years of experience on how to pick and choose her battles and fight (metaphorically) quick and aggressively, rintarou doesn’t have that.

anyways, banger chapter suki, i’m gonna reread it for the omiyn moments again, need to hear that man whimpering atp 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

(also you don’t have to answer my long ass multi chapter analysis ask if it’s overwhelming, i know it’s like a massive chunk of text, so it would also clog up the dash 😭)

- shhh anon

(ask sent before ch18)

HELL YEAH we managed to do what iris couldn’t in five years lmao 😭 GASP. not you calling him not suna LMFAO. you’re so right though, it’d be nearly impossible for them to work out as lovers after everything that happened between them but it is very likely they will team up together when they have a mutual enemy!

he wouldn’t milk a cow for you like omi would AGDKQLPQ honestly tho omi would do ANYTHING for us! he’s a good man, savannah 😭 and oh god yes that’s like the whole point of rintaro’s character and why he’s so hard to like but also difficult to completely turn away from. i read in some psychology books before that when actions are paired with sweet words, there’s a bigger chance that it leaves quite an impact and right now, rin is half half like he is genuinely in love now but just not... doing and saying the right things so it makes you wonder that like!! what could he be hiding!! why can’t he just be genuine!! and yes so correct, he IS the most naive character in the story like even atsumu has more guts and brains than him bcos we literally saw him pull shady shit just to keep his image good 😭 yes he SHOULD be on the defence ugh i love that, this is why he was never gonna win against the queen because the queen is experienced and knows and controls EVERYTHING in the kingdom. the only reason iris was ever able to one-up the queen is because her mother gave her evidence that the queen was the one who wanted the king gone 😭 also shhh anon thank you SO MUCH for always taking the time to send me your thoughts and theories, i appreciate you so much!! 💓🌷💫

[breldon]

Rewatching MLAATR, and I have to say, the writers did Sheldon dirty.

NO FRRRRRRR i kinda just ignore how the writers basically made him an incel, and instead i choose to believe he's just socially awkward and bad at courting his romantic interests but like with Some Limits(TM). i CANNOT forgive him for designing women. that episode is forever erased from my mind

i know mlaatr was not focused on the romance but i cannot understand how the creator wrote all that and thought that of all ships sheljen could prevail............i like the ship in theory but in terms of their canon characterizations i think sheldon needs to go through waaaaaayyyyyyyy more growth before he's made it up to jenny

i've seen people attribute his behavior solely to being neurodivergent which, while i definitely think he's an autism/adhd icon, that doesn't really excuse some of his behavior in the series??? he literally pretended to be a robot just to make jenny racist against her own kind strictly so he'd have a better chance at dating her??? he's shown to be weirdly robophobic even to jenny's face??? and i'm supposed to ROOT for these two??? GET THIS MAN IN THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT CHAMBER NEOOOOOWWWWWWW

idk it's been a hot minute since i've rewatched mlaatr but godddddd. god. i hate that sheldon could have been so much more

(inb4 the sheldon white knights magically find this post and say i'm just a hater I AM A SHELDON FAN TOO!!!!!!!!! I JUST USE MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[bugcatcherwill]

"Hylia have mercy on mayor Reede" or don't. Link kill him now /silly

I am SIFTING through a MASSIVE HEAP of Link lore. SNiffing around this entire chapter like a dohggg. I LOVE IT I'm stuffing it all into my little goblin sack and running off

FuUCK seeing Hateno in both physical and metaphorical shambles is so disheartening,,,, it was such a cozy place and then the lab shenaniganing went down and everything went to SHITE.,,,,,,,,,,,, side eyeing Reede with the fury of a thousand suns

mf better be glad Link didn't wait for the main four to come back before he went off !!!!1 I can't see him bringing Zayl for obvious reasons but it's so funny to imagine Reede opening his door to the worlds most righteously infuriated twink [which is already terrifying] and three monsters fully fucking prepared to start pummeling this middle aged man. I'VE MADE UP scenarios in my BRAIN before this chapter where Link fucking goes to Hateno with Rezek's invisible ass behind it and when Reede tries to make a run for it Wizzrobe Jumpscare. I don't think they'd hurt him [too bad] BUT THAT'S PART OF THE APPEAL,,, it's the same thing like what Khini felt when Sledge looked at him and it was so wild to him because it was a monster looking at him with fully comprehensible human emotion I fucking love when instead of hurting someone the monsters just give them the most harrowingly disappointed look and leave them be because it can't be helped and it's HAUNTING. It's late and I'm incomprehensible rn but IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. FUCXKE

plus if you consider the whole wizzrobes are usually goofy looking and all that. realizing that a wizzrobe specifically is unhappy BECAUSE OF YOU would be HAUNTING. YOU KNWO

anyways obligatory end note this chapter fucked I CNAT WAITE FUCKEVERYTHING

YEAAAAA especially showing Hateno's declining state it's like

I love small town rot. I love when something bad happens in an otherwise connected and homely town because it's such a good deconstruction of that veil. The veil of "polite, but not nice", and their idea of a "civilized settlement".

It especially hits hard as someone who grew up and lives in the American Midwest. So many smaller towns are self-described as "homey" and "cozy" and "full of wonderful people!" but so many times it's that polite-but-not-nice facade.

Because once an outsider comes along that's far from any of their established norms, you see their true colors. And it's not pretty.

Hell, you even see this in our suburbs, too. ESPECIALLY in the 'burbs, actually.

They always hated Purah's lab, and her seclusion, and her ties to the Sheikah. They were really just looking for an excuse. They also hated monsters, so the years of the community festering their distaste for that house on the hill led to the obvious conclusion.

But now that the veil has been sufficiently torn off, all of Hateno is seeing each other for how they saw themselves. If they were so eager to join in and torch a house to ground, then everyone else around them would do the same if the town found some dirt on them, right? Projection and paranoia are a dangerous combination.

....oh yeah, back to the chapter...

BUT YEAH CATHARSIS IS DEFINITELY COMING FOR THE MONSTERS

I mostly wanted Link to go back to Hateno on his own because I thought it'd be great for his own solo-development and story. Allow him a bit more spotlight and show some of his past (oops all ANGST).

But also because a big theme I'm going with the Hateno return arc is "you shouldn't need to see the consequences to know what you did was wrong"

Rezek jumpscaring Reede would be fucking hilarious tho lkjhdsafkjhlfdsa

But also godddddd I still don't know how I'd make Zayl react once it goes back to Hateno for whatever reason. I've RARELY shown it as actually mad so I gotta make sure the first time it gets upset enough to be visibly angry will be worth it,,,

BUT YEAH NEXT CHAPTER'S GONNA BE REAL GOOD I HOPE AUUUUUGH

[starlight-time-machine]

Week in Review

01/28/2024 – 02/03/2024

Sunday

Manga Sunday yayyyy Girl Meets Rock is getting interesting, I was totally expecting the guy from the guitar shop to walk in, but it was Rin instead. Rin herself is pretty intriguing, as it seems like she’s keeping some cards close to her chest in regards to the band…

Undead Unluck is good as usual, it’s fun to see an older and more surly Top. Another sick mom to add to the tally, though. Maybe in this loop we’ll see more details about Top and Haruka’s potential romance.

Oshi no Ko fun, the deadpan humor really got to me.

Dandadan okay, I’m a little tired of the non-stop action sequences.

Magilumiere good, obviously there’d be some drawback to Midorikawa getting the chip implanted, but I’m sure they’ll find a way to circumvent it.

One Piece good.

CIPHER ACADEMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDD IF THIS IS THE END I’LL BE SO SADDDDDDDD I really hope it’s not…I’m holding onto Nisioisin copium so so so hard… The chapter itself was also amazing, with a look at everyone’s true backstories, Kogoe laying out her philosophy but Iroha turning it on its head, THE HANDSHAKE SPREAD WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE IROHA HAS HIS HANDS AROUND THE WORLD, EVERYONE ELSE SHAKING HANDS BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW SINCERE THEY ARE, MORE YOSAIMURA/ANON, TAYUTAN… The timeskip is so scary…I can’t tell if it’s the beginning of something new and everything else has just been the prelude, or if it’s a hasty jump to land some sort of epilogue… I’ll keep holding out hope but please…

Live Roulette gave me Siegfeld Junior High’s 1st Live today, so I watched/listened to it as I read a book (more on that later). I’m impressed by how far they’ve come in such a short time, especially Mtzw, whose rendition of Rebellion here was a lot stronger than in the stage play months earlier. Hinapiyo is still the reigning vocalist, though, and I’m so glad they gave her Mimorin’s descant in Watashitachi wa Mou Butai no Ue. I wish they did the arm choreography in Onikurenai… Overall it was a fun show, they’re all so cute and energetic and I appreciate all the harmonies they’re doing.

As for the book I’m reading, it’s Ring of Fire by P. D. Baccalario. It’s the first book of a series that I really liked as a child, so I’m reading it again to see if it holds up. So far, I’ve been a little disappointed…the cutaways to the random adult characters pulling the strings and talking cryptically feel like such momentum killers, and the usual “kids exploring a city on an adventure and solving puzzles” thing isn’t really grabbing me here. I do love that one scene in the beginning, when the kids are first meeting and the lights go out…I can imagine the scene so perfectly in my mind – the silence of the snowy night, the nervous excitement of meeting new people and coming across a strange situation together…it’s all so thrilling, and it’s the one scene that stuck with me after all these years. I’ve just gotten to the part where the apartment building collapses, and it’s genuinely harrowing – I can’t believe they actually killed that guy (but I don’t like how it basically amounted to a fat joke). Finally, it feels like we have some actual stakes (halfway through the book cough). I’m also seeing the bits of Harvey/Elettra and Mistral/Sheng shipping going on, I think it’s cute and I’m curious to see how they develop. (Speaking of Sheng lmao c’mon man 好 doesn’t actually mean cool, it just means good, so it’s weird to have that be his catchphrase.)

Afterwards I finally watched Day 1 of Ijigen Fes, the IDOLM@STER x Love Live! concert, and it was okay. I’m probably biased, but literally none of the IM@S songs interested me except for Tulip, which I already knew that I liked. (Thank you for having Rikako sing Tulip…they did that for me…) The Love Live girls had a decent showing, but the highlight for me was definitely KALEIDOSCORE… Liyuu’s singing is just so amazing.

Monday

Day 2 of Ijigen Fes today, and oh my GODDDDDD SHU’S PERFORMANCE WAS SO GOOD just so much fun and energy, it was like watching Avril Lavigne for real… THE NEW VERSES FOR RYOURAN VICTORY ROAD WERE SO HYPE OH MY GOD AQOURS NO LEADER TAKAMI CHIKA!!!!!!!!!! OSHIMAI NANTE NAINAINAI!!!!!!!!!! It’s so surreal seeing the Cotton Candy Ei-Ei-Oh MV playing on the huge screen in Tokyo Dome… Also Snow Halation makes me cry literally every time I see those UO’s go up ahh

Afterwards the Live Roulette dealt me AZUNA’s unit live, and it was just okay. I’m not the biggest AZUNA fan anyway, but I do like some of their songs like Maze Town and Kakushiaji. Shizuku’s solos were both great as well, and the bit with the plushies was cute, but the most memorable thing about this concert would definitely have to be Tomoriru’s goodbye…it’s so unfortunate that things turned out the way that they did, but I’m glad she gave us some great performances as Setsuna before she graduated. But man, when they all started tearing up at the end of Tokimeki Runners… (I cried again…very emotional set of lives today.)

I finished reading Ring of Fire while watching the concert, and there’s no way on god’s green earth Mr. Baccalario seriously expects me to believe there are PALANQUINS in fucking SHANGHAI in 2006??????? Or rather, I can’t believe that he believed that while writing this book LMAO for how globe-trotting and international this series sets out to be, it falls a little short with non-Western cultures. Now that I’ve finished it, there’s this feeling of…lingering disappointment. I love kids going on adventures, and I love the setting and the feeling of fate converging on these four kids, but the adventure itself was so lackluster… Most of it is just poking around Rome until they happen upon something that leads them to the next step, and by the end they’ve got a “mystical all-knowing” Romani woman straight up telling them what to do… I know the author is trying to do a “it’s all fate leading the way” thing but it just comes off as unsatisfying and being cryptic for cryptic’s sake. And for that matter, the book tries hard to give each kid their screentime, but it’s a little silly when Elettra gets all the action while Mistral’s kidnapped and subsequently rescued because the female villain “went soft” and Harvey and Sheng go into a house, get scared, leave, and contribute nothing else to the climax. The ending even points out how so many things have been left unanswered (as if it’s not confident in its own plotting), and I don’t know if they’ll be answered in the later books, but it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Like is anyone ever gonna explain the in-universe reason why the professor guy had a trunk full of teeth with letters carved onto them? Because it’s so blatantly just “cool Italian history trivia” + “oh right we need a puzzle for them to solve” shenanigans with no logical throughline. Also the villains were cheesy as all hell, oooo it’s the DEVIL and his number is SIX SIX SIX WOAHHH I know it’s a kid’s book, but come on…

Tuesday

Not gonna lie, the news that Cipher Academy is ending sent me into such a depression spiral that I just laid in bed all day playing Animal Crossing and moping and cursing Shounen Jump as a whole. I’ve never held the magazine in very high regard, as I feel like most of its big “hits” are just boring derivative battle manga (and I feel that especially with some of the newer series they’re heavily promoting…), so Cipher Academy caught me by surprise with its amazing character designs and writing and heartfelt emotion… I’ll talk more about it later in a different post, but Cipher Academy is genuinely the best manga I read in 2023 and now one of my favourite manga of all time, and I really wish it could’ve lived longer (and that I could collect it physically in English…). Excluding One Piece and Undead Unluck, I hope all of Jump’s series [COMPLIANCE VIOLATION]

Wednesday

Chainsaw Man good. Nayuta’s really in it now.

I’m continuing my anime concert and book reading duets today with AZALEA’s 1st Live and The Mysterious Benedict Society and the Perilous Journey. It felt a little weird to be watching the big Love Lives out of order when I’m literally three years behind so I chose Azalea’s live, and I was itching for a good “four kids go on an adventure” after being disappointed with Ring of Fire so I picked Perilous Journey back up. The live is fine so far – AZALEA isn’t one of my favourite subunits, but the new songs from their full album were such bangers that I had to check this live out. The light choreography in SKY JOURNEY was actually kind of amazing, I wish Love Live did more stuff like that.

Perilous Journey is fun so far, just some good ol’ adventuring with a dash of mortal peril.

Thursday

The new Dungeon Meshi was really fun. I’m trying to keep up a tradition of making/eating good food to go with the episode (so far it’s been fenzhenrou, meatballs, and soup), so today was homemade hash browns…not necessarily the healthiest thing, but I had to make something in a jiffy and it was either that or not eat anything so I think Senshi would let me slide. Lots of great comedy moments, but also I love how the ghost chapter really has a whole self-contained thematic arc that’s even topped off with a sitcom-esque punchline at the end. I love Laios being a weird guy and having fun with his sword parasite buddy.

I read a big chunk of Perilous Journey today, and what a perilous journey indeed. But it’s so satisfying to see the kids use their wits and abilities to solve each clue and thwart their pursuers, as well as eerie to see the “ghost” of Mr. Benedict and Number Two along the way. What I’m noticing is how much care Trenton Lee Stewart gives to each of the kids’ emotional states – in contrast to Ring of Fire where each kid basically had one defining personality trait to set them apart and nothing else, Reynie, Kate, Sticky, and Constance all feel really fleshed out and real, each with their own worries and perspectives and ways of thinking. (Sorry to compare you, Baccalario, but I can’t deny that it was on my mind since I read this right after Ring of Fire.) I especially love Reynie as a protagonist and a leader for the other kids, his keen emotional intelligence and observation skills means that he’s usually careful about what he says and is constantly keeping an eye out for the others’ wellbeing. There’s a lot of subtle character writing going on here, and each pair within the quartet have a distinct and believable dynamic. Story-wise, I think I prefer the set-up of the first book a little more – at least when they were in that institute, they had some room to breathe and regroup and feel safe in each other’s presence. Here it’s just non-stop action and pursuit, which has me anxious the whole time.

Friday

Drag Race time: I really don’t care for Plane Jane and all the drama she’s causing, it’s just annoying at this point. I hope they don’t try to solve a redemption arc down our throats but it’s looking likely. The girl groups were fun, I hate to say it but I actually do like the style that recent RuPaul songs are going for. I’m just glad that Nymphia is holding her own through all these different types of challenges. Runway-wise, I really liked Q’s look as it all looked well put together and considered, BUT OH MY GODDDDD NYMPHIA JUST STEALS THE SHOW EVERY TIMEEEEEE. I’m sad to see Amanda go…

I don’t usually talk about music on here (because cataloguing every new song I listen to would be insane, even for me), but Louie Zong released a new album called RAT TAXI and I think I’m going to induct it into the STM Awards…which I think is a first for Week in Review? I just love the beats and the instruments he used on this one, and there’s not a single song I don’t like, which is my only criteria for albums to make it in. So yayyyy

Saturday

Touched grass today and went home and immediately fell asleep

[zhongrin]

uhm. good question. as of now, no. but i can't rule the possibility out yet until i finish the game up to the current quest hahah

(my ramblings got long so i'm putting it utc)

just from what i've heard and seen, i can see myself falling for jing yuan (and even now my friends are trying to make me simp for him orz). and uhm. his. his battle voicelines + moves + ult are… ough…. *blushes* ..... then again it's either onoD…. i'm weak……….. (this is seriously wriothesley all over again hsdfljskdljfldf)

welt is… i'm unsure. big question mark. i do like his voice (hosoyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ohhhh my godddddd) and his seemingly nurturing nature, but as of now i can't see him as husband material?? he's certainly interesting tho, i remember long time ago my brother said he's one of the characters that came from honkai impact? or had some kind of relationship to that franchise? like he's canonically crossing universes or something?? i forgot the details oop

gepard, i doubt so. i don't see him as a husband. to borrow some friends' words, so far he seems too vanilla hsdlkflskd i'd love to have him as a brother though. his family looks fun. also, being serval's little sister? hell yeah!

sampo is actually a pretty interesting character in my eyes rn!!! hirarin is PERFECT for the role! (which daisuke will join hsr cast next? my bet's on namikawa- /smacked) and based from what i've seen so far, i'm somehow having suspicions that there's something going on with his "identity" for some reason?? the way he refers to himself in 3rd person is setting off headcanons in my head (though interestingly, some of the jp voicelines omits that even though it's there in the english text). but husband…. hmm. i can't really see it, the dynamic doesn't really work hahah

also the obvious man would be dan heng, and while his dragon form(?) looked really cool in combat, his normal self doesn't really make me go AAAAAAAH, so.... uhmm. we'll see about that i guess.

potentially so far, characters i find interesting:

blade: idk if anyone remembers, but i did go "owo who's that" when dash was simping for him long time ago. and i. i heard his voice. in combat. and uhm. i. uhm. shdlfjskldjfs

ratio: mostly because everyone keeps saying he's similar to al haitham but with several differences. and again, his combat voicelines sent me hahahah

gallagher: dilf wrio hot. ty for coming to my ted talk

boothill: hhhis. en voice. ogh. also it's funny to think of dating cyborgs as a software developer ok don't judge me /silly

are you gonna change your blog theme soon?

wait what who's changing blog themes???? no no no hskdjskdj

as things stand now, i don't think i will... i'm attached to the teahouse concept and i don't really find joy in changing themes and such (yall probably noticed this hahah)

and if this is related to that hsr poll, as i've said in the post, currently i'm not simping (like down bad, down bad) for any of the hsr men, so i don't want to write them, let alone change my theme for them hahah.

i'm just going to ramble about my hsr gameplay for now and see how it goes. if i do ended up simping, then i might consider writing for that fandom (in which case i might tweak my theme a bit, i guess??). but if not then we're going back to the regular genshin program /silly

[fromthefishbowl]

I’m seeing bullshit posts about TOG2 already circulating, so let me write it here, clear and strong:

ITALIANS ARE NOT WHITE AND YOUR IDEA OF “RACE” DEVELOPED DURING ANTEBELLUM UNITED STATES.

We are NOT WASPs, we are not Anglos, Italo-American immigrants were getting lynched in the US because they were “racially ambiguous”, Nazis during the Fascist Era would refuse to rape Italian women because they were seen as unworthy, beneath the members of the Aryan race, and raping them would have meant doing them a favor.

The bullshit idea of race the United States has built during the Antebellum period has nothing to do with us, and even less with Medieval Europe and North Africa.

Stop talking like fucking Nazis who think about blood quantum all the goddamn time, especially when you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about, and maybe, instead of writing about this bullshit, start thinking about why you reduce people to the sole idea of “race”.

Notice how the only other person who would keep yapping about how brown she is and claimed to have been raised in a MENA country turned out to be a Northern European, borderline Neo Nazi, racist, antisemitic moron who would literally make up stories and theory not even she could explain, and whose skin is lighter and pinker than mine.

And not only that, but you know how I know that Italians aren’t white and even the people who write this bullshit about “Nicky is akshually white and has never seen a man like Joe even if the story is set in the twenty-first century” don’t believe in it? Because we are constantly othered, in this fandom. Constantly.

Y’all have no problems slobbering over Chris Evans and Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Holland and Adam Driver, claiming that they’re the most beautiful, spiritual, educated men you have ever seen, but somehow, the moment it comes to Luca Marinelli, he’s ignorant because he speaks with an accent and sometimes has to think about how to word a sentence - despite him being fluent in at least three languages - and he’s an awful person because when he received a prize he thanked his children too and they aren’t his biological children.

Captain America is the most interesting characters ever, and when you need to spice him up, you give him ethnicities and religions the actor doesn’t belong to, but the moment a character is actually not a white, Protestant born, Anglo, you go rabid at the idea that he’s actually racist, and dirty, and ignorant.

And you do the same with the rest of the fandom that actually is Italian: our words about ethnicity and religion and race are constantly put into doubt, but you all have no problems listening to the Finnish and the Australian and the American cretins whose closest contact with the Med has been watching a few seconds of a documentary while flipping channels.

When it’s something applied by you, it’s interesting and incredible, but the moment the fantasy you seem to be getting wet over is actually represented by a character played by an actor of the right ethnicity, then it’s bad and awful and oh my godddddd! What French, overprivileged racefaker will save us todayyyy by telling us absolute bullshit that makes no sense????

Y’all need to get the fuck out of the United States, but something tells me you’d end up in a group of Neo Nazis without even noticing because they use the spicy adjectives you guys like to refer to people.

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

okay so i never watched korra when it was airing but my friend told me about it and i Really dislike a lot of the post atla worldbuilding choices made in korra esp in regards to energybending and harmonic convergence also i find a Lot of the older gaang character choices Questionable that being said is it worth watching korra in ur opinion??

I personally liked LoK fine. I think it removed itself enough from AtLA with most of the gaang members being reduced to cameos, allowing for us to imagine their post-series life however we want. I get why some people don’t like it but I think it’s great as far as TV shows go. It’s important to remember that it’s a very different show from AtLa in terms of tone and story, which is completely fine. It’s stand alone and if there are aspects of it that you know about before watching it that you know are going to frustrate you, that’s completely valid and you shouldn’t watch it if you know you won’t like it based on those aspects. 

I really wish LoK had gotten more time to have the characters just get time to interact and have arcs that lasted more than one season. Having 13 episodes instead of 20 meant that they had to spend most of the time on plot and action and I wish they had spent more time on some filler stuff or minor plots that furthered character arcs and developed relationships. There’s kind of a love triangle that’s painfully awkward but it’s easy to skip around. Something that’s VERY important to remember is that LoK had a bunch of production bs and they basically didn’t know when they were going to get cancelled so they treated every season like it could be their last, meaning they couldn’t have arcs or stories that lasted more than 1 season, which is a shame because AtLA did that so well. 

Things I like in LoK that I think make it worth watching (an incomplete list bc there’s honestly a lot of cool stuff): 

Lin Beifong metalbending, especially in season 1 

The concept of metalbending and how it would logically affect how the world works 

Bolin, aka the Himbo of my Heart 

Varrick and the general everything about him 

Jinora being really fucking good at airbending. Love her. That scene where she gets her tattoos? I cried a little ngl 

I honestly really liked how political it was. AtLA was political, but the entire series took place during a fantastical war. LoK really dives into the sociological repercussions of the fantasy elements of the show and the events of not only the events of LoK, but of the universe in general. Like they FINALLY address how bad the Earth Kingdom monarchy is at its job and address the political repercussions of a monarchy with all the political power but zero interest in the people of their kingdom. 

That being said, I love Prince Wu with my whole ass and heart. He is the King of the Badgermoles and I love watching him slowly get more competent as season 4 goes on. 

Zuko just shows up for a combined total of maybe 5 minutes in season 3 and 1) has a cool dragon, 2) does some cool firebending, and 3) makes a joke about Combustion Man. Then he just flies off to do his own thing. Perfect Cameo. Iconic. 

The anarchist antagonists in season 3. They raised MANY good points and kind of fit in a grey area, which I think we needed more of in avatar. They had cool aesthetics and were all specialized benders and their respective prison breaks? So cool. 

 baby!sky bison 

There are two episodes in season 2 just telling the story of how the first avatar came to be that just adds a really cool worldbuilding aspect to the universe, I think you can just watch these on their own if the series as a whole doesn’t appeal to you 

There’s a scene where Bumi goes to talk to Aang’s statue at the Southern Air Temple that made me cry a little bit 

Bumi just being cool as a nonbender in general 

lots of cool action, expansion of bending (lavabending, bloodbending, metalbending, etc.) 

Seeing the Air Nomads come back maybe not in the traditional sense, but deciding to use their abilities to bring peace and harmony to the world just as Aang would have wanted is just really cathartic 

Iroh II’s introduction in season 1: dante basco voice acting + cool Azula-like firebending flying + Zuko-like parkour in the sky? Love it. 

cool character designs all around 

the SOUNDTRACK oh my godddddd

[demetriandelibinaryboyfriends]

Thanks for replying! Could you possibly link the rp blog? I love your headcanons! What do the Cobras and Miyagi-Dos think of them? I like to think one of the characters in canon came up with their ship name, who do you think it was?- Cherry

But of course, Cherry!!! Those headcanons were so fun to write :D It’s honestly one of my favorite headcanon/ask posts that I’ve done, I think. I love thinking about how Johnny would react to Hawk and Demetri dating XD And writing that paragraph about how I think Demetri and Eli met was honestly the most fun ride haha

@sipping--snowflakes runs a Demetri RPG blog I think, it’s @binarybrother1! Idk if it’s still active, you’ll have to hit them up about that. I also think @hawkxatxheart​ RPs as Hawk and ships the binary boyfriends, if you want to hit them up too!

Aight screw it, Imma do the most complete analysis I can XD

Miguel ships it SO hard XD Like Miguel is a very smart and intuitive person who seems pretty good at picking up on emotions and such (he was able to almost instantly call bullshit on Kreese’s war stories, IIRC), so I’m almost certain that he picked up that there were Some Kinda Vibes going on with those two from day fucking one. But obviously he doesn’t wanna outright say anything, especially not at a school where kids will get bullied for literally ANYTHING and something like kids being gay for each other could legit put a target on both their backs if it got out. So he lets these boys figure shit out on their own time but is also like “...yeah, they’ll realize it eventually, I’m sure.” XD And you dun best believe he just went “ohhhhh my godddddd” when they fell out and developed a super intense rivalry because he’s like guys??? Do you NOT realize being that obsessed with fucking with each other...kinda means you’re obsessed WITH each other??? Even though you both have other friends now??? Doesn’t seem like normal best friend behavior :/ But of course our boy doesn’t want to interfere unless it gets really bad--and he’s got his own issues to deal with, anyhow. I imagine after the dojos join and Demetri and Eli start dating after a while, Miguel is just like “FUCKING FINALLY!!! Sam pay up, you owe me 20 bucks!!!” He’s so happy they finally dragged their heads out of their asses and realized they loved each other, because man, you can bet your ass Miguel knew they did from the get-go.

Sam I think I’ve touched on a fair bit in my other posts so I won’t get into a whole big long thing, but she’s...certainly leery of them dating at first, mainly because she remembers Demetri’s issues with Eli are what pushed him to join Miyagi-Do in the first place, and she witnessed him breaking Dem’s arm so she’s pretty...not crazy about Eli XD But Miguel and Demetri both vouch for Eli a LOT, and reassure Sam over and over that he’s a good guy at heart and just let Kreese get in his head and fell victim to his brainwashing for a while. Sam comes around to the idea after a while, and she can see how happy he makes Demetri and ultimately trusts Demetri to be smart enough to not date someone who’s going to treat him badly. Then eventually she and Eli bond over what a fuck Kyler is (he bullied Sam too, don’t forget!!! And they DATED, so the thing he did with the blowjob rumors was a HUGE violation of the pretty intimate trust you have with a partner) and after that she is VERY on board with him and Demetri dating XD

Chris is...Not A Fan, to put it lightly XD Like he saw firsthand how much of a fuck Hawk was to him and Mitch when they first joined Cobra Kai and how he basically hazed them both for funsies because he let the tournament win get to his head. And hell, HE was one of the ones who got sicced on Demetri in the mall and tried to get Hawk to back down, and SAW that he wouldn’t. And when Hawk was about to go after Demetri at Moon’s party, Chris was the first Miyagi-Do to step in and protect him. And, of course, he saw Hawk break Demetri’s arm, too. So he’s no stranger to the antagonism Hawk has always had for Demetri in particular, and doesn’t trust that it’s completely gone. However, Chris is a pretty down-to-earth and reasonable dude, so with a LOT of vouching from Demetri, I can see him coming around eventually. Also if he was willing to give Mitch a second chance, ain’t no reason he can’t do the same for Hawk. And Mitch would probably vouch for Hawk too, after he and Chris became friends again--after all, Mitch DID end up becoming pretty good friends with Hawk after all the hazing stuff. So ultimately Chris ends up being at least civil with Hawk, but he sometimes glares at him when no one’s looking like “I’ve got my eye on you, you’d better not hurt my bro or there’s gonna be hell to pay”

Mitch is fairly indifferent, I think, although he DOES find the irony of Hawk now being head-over-heels smitten with the same dude he sent him to beat up in the mall and the same dude who told everyone Hawk wets the bed to be IMMENSELY hilarious. He loves to tease Hawk about it, like “Man, what would you have done a year ago if you’d known you’re now regularly making out with that shrimpy little nerd???” and Hawk is like “oh my god shut UP” but then he turns away and smirks because the joke is on Mitch--he TOTALLY still liked Demetri through All That Mess Last Year, he just...had a very poor way of processing it XD

I imagine Bert kinda looks up to Hawk as an older brother figure (there’s a snippet I’ve seen some gifs of of Hawk teaching him how to block and it’s actually really cute--huge Big Bro/Little Bro Energy) and probably also admires Demetri quite a bit for trying to protect him and Nate during the Christmas party fight, so he’s definitely on board!!! His two honorary big brothers dating--he’s thrilled!!! Nate not so much, since you dun best believe he still remembers Hawk and his goons “kicking the fucking shit out of him” XD Nonetheless, Nate probably also has a soft spot for Demetri for trying to protect him, so with lots of vouching from Demetri (and Bert too, once he and Nate are friends again), he eventually comes around to the idea of Hawk and Demetri dating.

ON TO THE SECOND QUESTION, FINALLY!

I actually think Aisha is the one who comes up with their ship name!!! XD Allow me to elaborate--so at some point Aisha comes back (because fuck it, I miss her), either to join the new merged dojo or just to visit, because ain’t no one telling me she didn’t keep in touch with at least SAM and visit occasionally if she was still in the city or general area. So she walks into the dojo to go see Sam and her other friends and start catching up with everyone, and--oh, Sam and Miguel are in the same weird, combined karate dojo now that isn’t Miyagi-Do OR Cobra Kai??? Super wack, but okay. Then she sees Demetri and Hawk holding hands and her eyes get really wide and she’s like “Wait, you two are DATING now??? That’s...kind of gross :/”

And Demetri and Hawk just freeze up for a hot sec because is Aisha of all people about to be judgmental??? But then she immediately follows up with “Well, aren’t you the binary brothers? I don’t know if I can get behind incest, guys.” And Hawk just breaks out snickering and is like “Shit, man, she’s right. We should probably update that.” And Demetri’s like “NO WAIT I GOT THIS” and then he just goes “dEmEtRi aNd eLi, BiNaRy BoYfRiEnDs” complete with the super cringey robot arm and Eli is like “Oh my GOD I am GOING to kill you” as the entire dojo proceeds to Lose Their Shit.

Also you dun best believe that literally every picture Aisha takes with Hawk and Demetri after they all start hanging out again (because I WANT THEM TO, FIGHT ME) is captioned things like “Chillin’ with the binary boyfriends!” “Eating tacos with the binary boyfriends!” “Doing karate with the binary boyfriends!” and before too long she refuses to refer to Demetri and Eli as anything else XD

Also yes I know Moon was also there during the Binary Brothers scene but she most likely wouldn’t be cheeky and tease them about it later. Aisha absolutely WOULD.

[readbythestarlight]

c2e118

I need the Hello Bees shirt immediately!!

Is that?? New art??

Jester, Caleb, and Veth look good...

Yasha’s... not so much. Something is off about the face I think? Too many sharp angles or something. Honestly though nobody draws Yasha buff enough tbh. Except the first one, maybe

Cad’s is good though! In fact I LOVE Cad’s.

Beau! YES!

Fjord’s is good too 10/10 into that one

Overall I like this new set MUCH better than I liked the second set.

[[MORE]]

Beau looking for a flower hmmmmmm? :)))))

Hmmmmmmmmmm???

For whooooo Beau?

For Yasha maybeeeee :))))

VETH

This is her second time to go over a cliff since they got to this snowy hellscape lol

Oh no, Cad’s shield!

Yasha’s like "should we also sled down?" Right after seeing Veth go over an edge xD

Beau’s lesbian realization backstory

His name was definitely not Tony xD

Uriah?

"Associate of Essek, Uriah here—"

Right okay so why not call them yourself hot boi? Or can you not

"Tell him we like him a lot and we miss him"

T: "you went full Robin Hood. Never go full Robin Hood."

Boy they are being SUPER goofy rn xD

Aw Jester

Cad likes to confuse his family so you did great

Oof those rolls...

Thank goodness Yasha managed anything

"You are my favorite weird wizard friend" lol

TWO POINTS of exhaustion?!

Damn

Wait

Seven figures

Uh

I don’t like this

Y’all get away from this

This is Y’ALL somehow I just know it

It’s like some sort of bad omen

Like what if Lucien is stringing them along because they’re needed as some sort of sacrifice or something

Okay elf, okay, then it’s NOT them so I feel better

I was like convinced man

Don’t TOUCH

We have been OVER this

Y’all what is wrong with you

Don’t like

Oh NO what is it taking from her???

WHAT DID IT TAKE

Oh fuck it took LIFE??

That was the most concise message Jester has ever sent

Caleb: “hey btw if we have time check with her and see if she thinks the CA would be cool with us killing Trent”

Oh boy this is spooky

Oh damn it’s a hive mind full of magic knowledge

See early series Caleb would have been VERY interested in that I bet

Caleb: “let’s not tell Essek about this”

Cad: “Let’s be honest and tell him it’s not knowledge, it’s chaos and destruction and badness”

I appreciate Cad’s faith in Essek

Caleb: “I honestly don’t trust him enough” ouch *clutches my heart*

Hn

I mean they’re probably not wrong about Essek but it pains me

Right see NOW what I want is Essek helping them and being enticed by the city and them having to draw him away from his own destruction through the power of friendship

I also am hoping that Caleb’s distrust of Essek comes from recognizing something of himself in Essek. Like knowing that he himself would have risked things to reach for this, and so he knows Essek would too.

Calling on ya hot boi to help yesss

Essek is gonna be real concerned, Jester never sounds this alarmed

Go to them, hot boi, go!

Ohh?

Fjord just making random private “I was really worried about you” confessions

The one time he doesn’t jump in to protect her and he feels really bad

“I don’t want you to gamble with yourself”

I’m having feelings he’s so WORRIED about her

Oh god he’s so shaken up after this?? Like I knew she would be but Travis is killing me with the emotion in the voice

“I told your mother I’d look after you”

“I care very much for you”

Y’ALL

“Is it because I have chiseled cheekbones now?”

“It’s the longer horns”

“Can I kiss you?”

AH HOLY FUCK

THEY KISSeD

I’m HAVING SO MANY FEELINGS GUYS

“I can’t promise I’m just going to let you throw yourself at this thing. I don’t think I can do that.”

“I don’t have an argument.”

Y’all I did NOT expect Fjorjester to be the first couple to kiss but I am SO happy now

Like I’ve loved watching their relationship grow from something immature and awkward and uncomfortable to genuine mature and confident feelings

Marisha is me rn

TRAVIS IS SO RED lol

And he initiated!! So cute!!

I’m LIVING you guys this is the best end to my week

Man guys the Cad and Fjord art are really both just so good

This is spooky and I don’t like it

It’s basically Pompey

Oh shit the DRAGON ITs like the dragon’s place!!

Now that I know the Traveler isn’t a creep who’s using Jester I ADORE him

This is all like spooky kinda of similar to other places they’ve been??

“Development Laboratory Procedures”

“Primordial Applications”

“Biological Weapons Research”

“Emergency Flesh” or flush? I can’t tell

Thanks I hate it

Yeah yeah see I hate the giant old baby noise, 0/10

Hate hate haaaate that noise

Thanks Matt I hate it

NO

NOOOOO

I HATE IT SO MUCH

MATT WHY

Godddddd

[the-kipsabian]

okay so after some osmosis and googling, can you tell me about murphy (who i'm assuming your header is) (and i saw you mention november 13th, what's happening then?!!) ? <3

mica youre the cutest oh my godddddd

before i get into a big old murphy rant tho, just mentioning that my header is another sweet man by the name of adam cole <3 (hes like. literally a sweetheart. the most precious man you'll ever meet. and hes such a nerd i love him so much tho)

THIS. is my boy murphy tho

(i tried to find a picture that didnt show man titties as i know not everyone wants to see that on their dashes lmao. ..this picture doesnt do justice on those pants tho cause mAN they were tight LOL)

murphy/buddy murphy/buddy matthews as hes being known going forward. i like. developed some kind of connection last year, i mean i did really like his work prior to that but last year he got into a storyline that just really clicked with me and it was one of my absolute carrying forces through the worst of the pandemic years. theres a whole lot about this storyline that matters in this but lmao lets not get into that rn cause im. gonna be here all day if im gonna start tearing that one down tbh. lets just say it was a very big deal to me as it helped me a lot to overcome like general anxiety and uncertainty during the covid times last year, and like wrestling was one of the only constant things that kept happening week after week at that point in my life for sure, and he was involved in the one thing i was extremely interested in at that time. ..honestly mostly due to the other ppl involved and the leader-follower dynamic with very religious undertones but anYWAYS. he just became very important to me tbh

also this man is like. hes adorable. hes talented as all hell (like he looks like a big beefy man tbh and he has arms for fucking DAYS, but he is actually fast and agile as shit and its just. oof the whole package) and yeah he can absolutely get it. also on the shallow side im gonna say abs lmao. like goddamn my dude. hes also an absolute sweetheart, as i got a chance to talk with him few months ago and he was so freaking nice the entire time i was freaking out and borderline crying and just trying to tell him how much everything meant to me and hes just. SO NICE AND SWEET. god im gonna die

..before i announce my passing tho lmao, as far as november 13th goes, hes gonna be back in action officially then! he was released from his contract with another company few months ago, and now hes gonna be signed elsewhere and gonna get back in active competition and its been months since ive seen him and its. so exciting. like ive been waiting for this and just yessssss

aLSO if youve ever seen me refer to anyone loving as a "dorito husband", its him. thats murphy. as hes shaped like an upside down dorito. change my mind lmao

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 29.10.20 lb

dadi getting a lil too intrusive in her confidence in vansh's ability to pyaar, just coz he got his wife’s wrist size right.

appropriate response.

idhar chachi lamenting ki ohnoe i think vansh really loves riddhima now.

yet again, an appropriate response.

but for wrong reason. coz this one's like, look at all the great love stories. the truer the love, the more bitter the ending.

mummy like ughhhh but these two seem annoyingly indestructibleeeee.

aryan is pretty chill. he's like we shall try try againnnnn, mom. till when will she escape and he keep saving her??? at one point or the other he'll be late by 5 min. that day, we'll get her.

time for riddhima to get an angre of her own, methinks.

meanwhile someone's fucking with the mehendi. ofc.

lo. adulterated mehendi has been delivered to correctttttttttttt victim itself. even though there's no name or anything written on the trays.

she's SOOOOOO excited to put mehendi that she's not eaten all day and telling dadi she'll eat after the mehendi is dry. her cheerfulness is annoying me. who would be this happy about a hetero relationship with a man????? wouldn’t be me.

husband has noted the point ki karwa chauth vrat seems to have started a day early.

black string on chachi's shoulder, same as from mehendi-fucker-upper ka blanket thingy. i mean..... i think it's a red herring, coz she and aryan were bitching when the mehendi was being tampered with, but who knows with the timeline of this show anymore.

the stupidest thing here is that only the open mehendi has been fucked with. i wouldn't use that in the first place and just use the cone for sheer convenience and less mess. also KNOWING that everyone in this house wants to kill me???? why the fuckkkk would you use the one in the open container????

ainvayi mein these three are glaring at her. imagine letting someone this stupid live rent-free in your head all day. be better, queens.

hubs is here with khaaana.

dadi has to taang adaaofy some more and force him to feed her. honestly, iss dadi ko bohut zyaada utaavli chadhi hai. calm your tits, woman.

not to nitpick on a nice thing being done, but that dal to rice ratio seems waaaaaaaaay off.

also gross, she eats like a baby. truly incompetent in every single way.

sir what is your face?????? but also yes, simp more for your wifeee!!!!!

ew dal waale haath se hi baal bhi sawaar raha hai.

GODDDDDD, GET A FUCKING ROOM BEFORE DADI POPS IN BETWEEN YOU TWO LIKE

yup. she had to say some nonsense in between and make me die of cringe. i'm fwding the scene coz i realllllly can't handle the second hand embarrassment.

if my cat stepped in mehendi and walked all over my palms, it would look better than this.

DADI IS LITERALLY KILLING HER POTA BY EMBARRASSING HIM TO DEATH. PLS WOMAN, STOP. I CAN'T HANDLE IT.

ishani and mummy being eternal mood.

itch itch itch itch itch.

sensible dude is like just wash it the fuck off you idiot, and she's like noooooooooooooo but the rang!!!!

“tumhe lagta hai mehendi zyaada der tak rakhne se rang gaadha hota hai, ya phir pati ke chaahne se?”

“dono hi samajh lo.”

gotta say, i like flirty riddhima. it's the only time she uses her brain a lil and is tolerable. BUT OH GOD JUST GO WASH YOUR HANDS YOU DUMBASS.

thank god, he insisted and sent her off.

these two's issues i really dgaf about anymore, so fwding. like........ i think angre needs to back the fuck off a little bit. har waqt uske mooh mein ghuske yeh pati waala drama karoge toh kisi ko bhi gussa aana hai.

wonderful. aur rakho itchy mehendi haath pe.

husband ready to burn down mehendi waale ppl's house. totes appropriate reaction.

she's like oh no idc about my sore, bleeding hands, i just feel so bad for dadi. omfg dumbass just get a brown sketch pen from somewhereeee. like the old bat would be able to tell the difference. 

“mehendi ka rang aur pati ka pyaar, inn dono mein koi connection nahi hai.”

ex-fucking-actly. i gots no pati and my mehendi comes out DARK AF, every single time. it has to do with body heat more than anything. and since i am a human furnace, i don't need no pati ka pyaar. not only in this area, but in alllllll areas of my life. #aatmanirbhar

“yeh mehendi ka rang humaare rishte ka certificate nahi ban sakta hai; lekin agar tumhe aisa lagta hai, toh mere paas ek solution hai.”

sweet.

ugh i don't caaaaaaaaare about these family waale and their neverending tippaniyaan on these two's marriage. fwding.

anyway pati is here to tell everyone to stfu and gtfo, thank god.

ofc that gets these 3 to turn on laser glare eyes and vow hellfire and brimstone on riddhima.

ishani was mehendi culprit?

here some more bitching and theories ki riddhima ne itna dimaag chalaana kabse shuru kar diya, uski neeyat kyun badal gayi about giving kabir the memory card, blah blah. i'm just here to stare at kabir in all black.

hein? mummy ALSO has the black kambhal???? did alllllll of you bitches add your own own poisons to the mehendi???

oh?????????????????

can't say i wouldn't do the same.

lol she's straight up calling him out for being an asshole when awake.

and now she's imitating him and maarofying all his dialogues, including the "interestingggggggggg.... veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy interesting." again, this episode is perhaps the firsttttttttt time i've liked riddhima as a character.

ASLKJDLASDLKASJDLKJASLKDJLASKJDLSAJLKDJL I LEGIT SCREAMED

and he's back to growling at her. but good for her, she doesn’t seem intimidated at all.

but april fool! he likes it!

“ek baat boloon?”

“haan bolo.”

“kabhi tumhe aise muskuraate hue nahi dekha. aadat daal lo, achche lagte ho.”

“tum bhi aadat daal lo. mujhe yeh aise achcha lagta hai.”

OH GOD SHE'S GONNA RUIN THE MOMENT BY TELLING HIM ABOUT KABIR. OH GOD. OHHHHHHH GOD. IDK IF IT'S MY PERIOD CRAMPS OR SHEER TERROR, BUT MUMMMMY, MY STOMACH HURTSSSSSSS.

ok phew, she didn't say the R(agini) word. she just says that like you had a story in your past, i have one too....

andddddddd he told her he doesn't care. it's her past. it's done. he only cares about living with her in the present. well dang. such a reasonable response? from this dude???? unexpected.

but also, He Knows right????? He fully Knows already.

is the person writing their scenes on some special drug these days? whatever it is, they should keep doing it. remarkable improvement in romantic scenes. like, crazy amazing improvement.

is it that, or have i developed stockholm syndrome for this show now??????? oh fuck.

early morning sargi blah blah.

ishani like i don't even got no saas, why i gotta be here for thissssss?????

riddhima as usual has to be overrrrrrrrr, and has prepared sargi for ishani and hands it over.

OH GOD DADI IS TELLING HER TO TOUCH RIDDHIMA'S FEET OH GOD DADI WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS YOU JUST WANNA SEE THIS MANSION BURNNNNNN, DON'T YOU

ofc there are promises of soooooot-samedh badla.

aaaaaaaaand mummy purposely messed up riddhima's sargi. ouff. saas bahu politics. idccccccc.

lmaooooooooo i am ishani. i can't help it, i just really am her.

wait mummy is saying shit like “mere bete ka dil todkar, vansh ke liye karwachauth ka vrat rakhne chali hai.........” ARE YOU TELLING ME KABIR REALLY FELL FOR THIS CHICK??????????? IT ISN'T JUST A EGO THING FOR HIM??????? RE DEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

[nbapprentice]

This is why every time I read people fawning over andromeda 6, I roll my eyes really hard. A6 is considered an inclusive game, but only 2 out of 7 love interests are POC. This is not how inclusive game should looks like! Bare minimum is not enough. 1/2

If you add the fact that the only nonbinary chara for now is an giant lizard and writers refuses to listen to any criticism and posting some passive-agressive posts (after the first, big criticism, one of the dev posted pic with "how to say fuck you in a nice way" 😂 Very professional)... then yeah, not the greatest game and very immature developers. 2/2

lmfao... wow.... and these people are adults?? incredible!

In re Andromeda Six, I'm really horrified the more I look into Bash. Bash's character is he's a black man with a drug addiction and on his moodboard from the official tumblr page made by the devs, they have “The strongest drug that exists for me… is you” for his quote. It's insanely offensive for victims of addiction/substance abuse. It's a shockingly racist stereotype and that quote is insanely tone deaf. IDK how anyone's gonna defend it when Bash's backstory comes into play again in game.

AND I SEE ONE OF THOSE TWO LIS OF COLOR IS JUST A RACIST CARICATURE. SEXY! AND a caricature of addiction. oh my godddddd mlmaflamfaoo.

oh, and about that info i was sitting on: Andromeda 6′s devs are directly inspired by WTNC and Lunaris Games, so that’s the fucking quality you can expect from this game. 

EDIT: :lolice: is apparently the emoji the mods would use when people were getting out of hand. still fucking tasteless though #csa #pedophilia

[long-bodyswap]

Fuck

(don’t have the credits)

“Ohhhhhhhhhh YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” Rick roars as he pumps his meat deep inside his neighbor’s tight whore manpussy!  “You fucking love this cock!  Need a real man’s cock to fill you up!  Tell me how much you fucking love my cock inside you!  NOW, WHORE!”“Unnnnggggg! YES  PLEASE FILL ME!  PLEASE LET ME HAVE THAT COCK-ohhhhhhhhhhhhh UNG!   mmmmmmmmmmmmmm YEAH RICKKKKKKK-mmmmmmmmGODDD!!!!” Dalton moans in disbelief as his tight mancunt is filled by this straight father’s meat.  “You’re so fucking big, Rick!   AhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH YEAH Give it to me!  HARDER!”“Your cunt wants more?  Scream for me.  Use that cunt to beg,” Rick coolly responds as he continues to ruthlessly pump inside Dalton.   In a frenzy of desire and pleasure, Dalton begins squeezing his tight cunt’s muscles, making that hole squeeze onto Rick’s meat, trying desperately to hold onto him and keep him inside.  Dalton was so turned on by his usually straight and polite neighbor treating him like such slut for cock, but in that moment he was!  He desperately started using his man cunt’s muscles to try to milk Rick’s load right out of him.  Thrashing his head around as his massive cock was sent over the edge, Rick leaned down, pinning Dalton under his weight as he went into a fuck rage, thrusting so powerfully inside his little fuck toy that they could both hear the furniture beneath them sliding along the floor with each pump!“OH FUCCCCCKKKK!  RICK I-I-I- JESUS!!!!! UNNNNGGGGGG PLEASE-I-I-TOO MUCH-ahhhhHHHHHHH-TOO MUCH COCK!!!  PLEASE-SLOW DOWN!!!” Dalton screamed in pain as Rick gave that cock whore what he had begged for.“Thought you-UNG (*THRUST)- wanted this-UNG (*THRUST)- COCK!!!!”“OH GOD!  OH GOD!  OH MY-FUCKKKKKK MAN PLEASE-I CAN’T- I CAN’T-I…” Dalton begged between gasps before Rick’s meat became too much for him and he passed out beneath Rick’s powerful mass.   “Looks like I’m too much man for you to handle, you cunt!  UNG!  YEAH FUCKING TAKE THAT COCK!  YOUR CUNT’S TAKING IT JUST FINE NOW!” Rick roars as he continues to viciously thrust into Dalton’s unconscious body, pushing the passed out slut’s legs up to give him continued access to that hole, as he thrashes his hips forward and back, pumping his meat in and out, in and out, as his abs and thighs contract, adding unimaginable levels of force to each thrust.   Dalton looks peaceful now as Rick keeps abusing his unconscious cunt, getting so sweaty that he starts dripping his musky liquid odor all over his passed out whore as he leans down to feel his powerful chest grinding against Dalton’s as he forces his mouth over Dalton’s and shoves his tongue inside the mouth of his knocked out whore.   “Mmmmmmmmmmmm YEAH! You taste so good, Whore!  Getting really close!  I feel it-Oh SHIT- I feel it!  REALLLLY CLOSE-FUCKKK-I’m cummin!- I’m! OHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!” Rick roars with dominance as he slams all the way back inside Dalton, grabbing Dalton’s hips and pulling him so hard towards his cock he worries he might break this man’s fragile cunt as he spills wave after wave of cum deep inside!  Without this slut even knowing it!  Rick thrashes his head around, arching his back as he screams unintelligibly, pulling his cock out enough to just leave the head inside before grabbing Dalton’s hips and pulling the sleeping cunt so hard towards his massive thrust that the impact causes him physical pain!  But FUCK the dominance makes his already spent cock shoot out two more loads of his warm man juices into his unconscious mancunt before he shudders and collapses onto the still blacked out Dalton, gasping for breath as he licks his own sweat off his slumbering prize, cock still buried deep inside.“Man, who knew I’d get such hot action from taking over you body, Pops?” Rick says before chuckling in a very teenager-esque way.  “Yeah always knew Dalton would spread his legs for you.  Nice first load to dump with your cock and balls.  Fuck, your body is so strong.” Rick just starts chuckling some more as it becomes more and more obvious that this straight, respectable father has been possessed by his own gay and kinky teenaged son.  Earlier that Friday afternoon after coming back from school Jesse couldn’t resist anymore.  His hunger and desire to enter and take over his Dad’s body had reached its breaking point.  He needed to own that man, to control his every action, to see for him, taste for him, bathe for him, cum for him.  He needed to steal everything from him, even though that man was his won father!   Calling his father into his room, Jesse told Rick that the corner of his ceiling had a leak.  As Rick, the ultimate loving father, immediately showed up to check and inspect, his devious and much shorter and slimmer 15 year old son began sneaking behind him.“Son, I don’t see a leak.  Are you sure you- *OOOOMMMMFFFF*” Jesse launched himself at his father, catching the much larger Rick off guard as he slammed into the wall.“Jesse!  What in the hell are you- What the!  WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!  I CAN’T MOVE-I-AAAAAAHHHHHHH GODDDDDD TOO TIGHT!” Rick screamed as he felt his own son sinking inside his fully developed and strong body. Jesse kept pushing, feeling his legs and hips fully enter his father, integrating into those strong legs and his own small cock and balls entering and taking over his Dad’s massive dick and nuts. “Feel that, Dad?  I’m possessing your hot Daddy body.  mmmmmmm I’ve wanted this for so long.  Can’t wait to fill you up, control you, steal you, use your hot body to get nice and sweaty, to taste your cum and dump your loads inside all sorts of cute guys.”“Y-y-you c-c-can’t…” Rick whines weakly as his son fills him more and more to the limit, taking control of his body from him.  “P-p-p-lease!  G-g-g-et out of me!!!” are Rick’s last words as Jesse’s head slips inside his and he finally reaches the limit.  Rick collapses to the ground, thrashing his body as he feels his 15 year old son rearranging inside him.  His back arches and his face his scrunched up in agony as he claws at the ground, gasping and gritting his teeth before his face finally relaxes and his scrunched eyes open with an adorably devious doe-eyed curiosity.  Rick sits up and breathes deeply, closing his eyes and smiling as he feels massive amounts of air fill his manly lungs.  He begins gently rubbing his hands along his face and shivering in giddy joy from the feeling of that masculine five o clock shadow before reaching his hands inside his T-shirt and caressing that powerful chest and massaging down that tight stomach down to that beautiful and juicy cock.“Mmmmmmmm yeah, I fucking own your body, Daddy,” Jesse says as a shiver runs down his spine from the sexiness of his own father’s voice under his command.  “Now let’s go find a tight man cunt to fuck,” Jesse says before grinning as he notices the precum wetspot already forming through his Dad’s gym shorts.