#LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

[charcubed]

scene from the white collar reboot just leaked

[dawnbreaker-mylove]

Birthday by Katy Perry

Because the event will happen during my birthday, I made this.

The announcement felt like I'm on 20 cups of coffee or cocaine because holy shit, I can't sleep. It's 1am here, I usually sleep at 9 or 10.

ANYWAYS, THANKS INFOLD FOR THE BIRTHDAY GIFTTTTTT

[nirikeehan]

happy DADWC! for your Trevelyan with all those impressive titles, how about: Your character receives a threatening letter.

HI YES THANK YOU. You were vibing with @isseya-apologist who also sent me this prompt:

And listen, my girl's been fuckin bored after Trespasser and this is the perfect time to shake things up.

For @dadrunkwriting

WC: 816

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“Inquisitor? Inquisitor Trevelyan? Message for you.”

 The voice cut through Thalia’s reverie. The messenger stood in the doorway to the barn, ringed by the golden light of the late afternoon sun. Locusts in the wood buzzed; a butterfly fluttered lazily by. 

Thalia held a horse brush in her good hand, looked up from the flank of the mare Cullen had got her for their first wedding anniversary. The messenger was an elf, bare-faced and young. Couriers were common visitors to the house, but she did not recognize this one. Leliana employed many and more, and it was not unusual to see one she did not know, ferrying word out of the Grand Cathedral in Val Royeaux, especially bearing news too sensitive to entrust to birds. 

Thalia hung the brush up on the wall and approached. “Not Inquisitor. Not anymore.” But what could this youth know of that? She’d probably still been in single digits when she’d headed the Inquisition. The small folk still used that title plenty, though Herald of Andraste had stuck harder among them. In some places like Nevarra, she’d heard, they had taken to calling her a saint. 

The girl shrugged and held out the missive. Fine parchment, affixed with a seal. Thalia walked through the barn door and took it. Around them, spring in Ferelden bloomed. The trees were budding; purple and white wild flowers dotted the long dirt path to the cottage. All this had happened in the week she’d been away, this subtle turning of the seasons.

She reached out and took the letter. The seal was emerald green, not the red she was used it from the office of Divine Victoria. Thalia frowned, glancing over at Dorian, up at the house. He was bent over the chessboard on the porch. He and Cullen had been in the middle of a game when Cullen had been called away to Denerim by the queen. He was due back in a day or two, and Thalia and Dorian had only just arrived home themselves from a trip to Lake Calenhad. 

“Who did you say sent you?” Thalia asked, but when she looked back the girl was gone. 

She studied the seal on the letter, tilting it toward the light. A wolf’s head stood out from the wax. But the wolf, if she squinted, had six eyes. 

Thalia’s breath caught.  

She steadied the letter in the hand of her prosthetic and ripped it open. Meticulous handwriting, familiar as a face.

—

My friend,

It has been six long years since we last spoke, but I think of our conversation often. And your promise, as well. I did not believe at first you intended to keep it, but then you disbanded the Inquisition. Commendable, if perhaps ill-advised, on your part. 

I know you have not remained idle, however. And neither have I. 

I have thought long and hard about whether to contact you at all. Your dreams remain carefully guarded. It would be easier to stay silent. But I am, admittedly, too sentimental for my own good. And so I ask a favor. 

We never had a chance to play chess at Skyhold. This is one of my deep regrets. So I give you the opportunity, now: set up your pieces, and we shall dance. 

Perhaps that is the wrong metaphor. It sounds better in Elvhen. 

I have taken the liberty of making the first move. I eagerly await yours. 

Regards,

Solas

—

Thalia did not know how she got to the porch. She raised her chin from the letter and there she was. Dorian sat before her, fingers extended over his knight, the checkered board on the side table like an omen. Or like he’s been watching. 

She looked to the barn, to the empty path that meandered to South Reach. Woods all around them. She thought of the fences she and Cullen had never bothered to build, in the glut of peacetime. 

“Are you quite all right?” Dorian asked. “You look like you’ve seen Andraste herself, back from the dead.” 

Thalia held out the letter. A breeze picked up, warm and humid, fluttering the page and blowing her short auburn hair into her face. 

Dorian took it, began to read. His eyebrows shot upward. He raised his gaze to hers, mouth open, but no sound escaping. 

Thalia raked back her hair. She was warm and cold at once, a shiver overtaking her. She could shout; she could rage. She could run through the woods, find that elven girl, and hold a dagger to her throat. Demand answers. 

Instead, an unspeakable joy bubbled up from the depths of her stomach. It spilled out her throat, unbidden, triumphant. Like a ruler who will not be denied. 

“It’s starting,” she declared. 

She wanted to pick Dorian up and spin him around. Might have, if not for the look he was giving her. 

Finally, she thought. Finally, finally.

[lovelove-peacepeace]

oh my gawd don't you know I'm a savage?

[we-are-the-multitude]

Lego Monkie Kidd Season 5 releases on July 2nd on Tooniverse (but I'll deff be waiting until the fanmade Google Doc gets updated and watch it there), and I am not apologizing for the person I will become once it is out and I watch it.

I will go feral. Blankets will be bitten. Walls will be punched. My mutuals will only see LMK posts from me for days.

(also, I'm in the middle of watching Arcane, so once I finish it, that show will ALSO become my personality for a good hot minute)

[akiiichiii]

EVERYONE WAKE UP

[articskele]

(SOURCE) DO YOU EVER READ SOMETHING THTA MAKES YOU FERAL. JUST COMPLETELY OFF THE RAILS

[pardonmydelays]

because you love me and its good <3

i do love you and that's why:

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

Can I just appreciate how well you draw fat characters? I mean, you draw them so squishy and soft but you still made them look hot!!! 😍

Like wow!

Especially how you draw their boobs ahem excuse me

Btw I recognised your art style somewhere. You drew that chubby milkman from tnmn! When I saw him, all I thought was “I WANT THAT FAT MAN!”

I mean that in the nicest way possible

Hats off to you! ❤️

WAAAAAAAHHHHHH THANK YOUUUUU🥺🥺🥺🥺💞💞💞💞💞💞

My passion for drawing fat characters is fueled by my love for them, and I'm improving every day!

Yeah I'm also the boob connoisseur😇 (Still improving!)

I'm also honoured that you recognized my artstyle 🫶🫶🫶 I love being known

This ask absolutely made my morning, thank you so much 💞

[alwayslewis]

i just woke up and what the fuck happened in that race😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

MAS MUITO OBRIGADA BRASIIIIIIIIIL

and to all the fans in brazil !!!!! the support, the passion, the love !!!!

[mizirdidnothingwrong]

👀👀👀

[midnightwerewoolf]

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

Oberon didn't come home

BUT MY WIFE SURE DID

[fluffiestmess]

[justa-snake]

IM FREE

[iminyourwallsbabe]

I TOLD Y'ALL WE WERE GETTING ANOTHER SERIES, LOOK!!!!!!!!

[pizzafishandchips]

Two mutuals playing DoS2 and Wrath of the Righteous, Christmas HAS come for me this year