#LET ME BE WEEB ON MAIN

[c0rpsedemon]

oh yeah. the reason why i decided to reread tbhk (and thus it was able to hit me like a truck this time around) was actually not bc of mitsukou going canon but actually bc i maybe accidentally started a tbhk book club w my kids at work and wanted to check the contents of it justttt in case before i put the books in their hands

[intoxicatinginsanity]

Well it’s official I am now a fucking Doflamingo simp 😩😬. Y’all should have never allowed me to get into One Piece, I swear to god(I apologize in advance for the inevitable simp posting). A clearly bi-coded villian with a tragic backstory; sign me the fuck up. Time to add another poor precious meow-meow to the fucking books 😂.

[jweekgoji]

Can you do another part of yandere D-16, please 😭 I love the stories so much! Make us pleasure him so bad until he's wimpering, then tons of aftercare! And make us love him, not just a one-night stand 😭

Yandere!D-16/Reader

tw: some minot changes in canon, slight yandere themes, valve fingering (MDNI), gn!reader, D-16 has a valve, sub!D-16, soft dom!reader, power dynamic cogged!reader/cogless!d-16. word count: ~1650 a/n: this can be considered as a second part to this. but I think (??) it also can be related to this. probably somewhere between the other two I wrote before. there are a few similar requests about d-16, but I want to do all of them differently as much as my creativity lets me. tagging since I was asked: @that-one-weeb-buts-its-the-main

The day D-16 met you felt like experiencing one of those vivid dreams he constantly had. His whole body was in pain; the loud ringing in the processor made his optics see the tiny stars circling around him in the air. Thank you, Pax, this is exactly how he wanted to spend his day! And totally not to ogle your sleek, shiny alt mode from his seat..!

Oh no, oh, Primus. You probably saw it all too, aren't you?

D-16 groaned in pain as he tried to sit up. He leaned his frame against the wall, holding onto the dented shoulder. Orion left him waiting here, all alone, as the blue-and-red mech tried to endlessly explain the situation they were in. The optimism this guy sometimes had...he can only pray in his mind that somehow you hadn't seen him failing on the race.

Maybe you had never noticed him, just passed through without paying attention. Yeah, this is more like true. After all, he's so  gray in every sense of the word; among all the other miner bots, how is he any different? Too small in this world to be noticed.

The day was a disaster of any means. The cold looks he received from other racers as he waited for the repair, that awkward meeting with Sentinel, and of course, Darkwing just had to be there too. The moment Orion and him leave this area and go back to mines, there's no escape from their supervisor. How much more lucky does he get today again?

D-16 was nervous to the core of his spark. The thoughts of “Why did I even follow him...especially on the day when Sentinel Prime arrived?” or “I hope they don't know it was me” flooding his mind.

Another worst thing was, you hadn't even won the race! Chromia got before you just in mere seconds, and the possibility of him, being the reason behind this fail only made D-16 sigh in disappointment. 

“You and your friend put on quite a show today,” your voice suddenly came from beside him.

D-16 almost jumped up from his seat at the sight of you, and for a moment, his spark stopped beating. He barely had time to process what you told him before suddenly, the little miner rises to his feet and looks up at you with those big optics.

You saw that his mouth was open, but not a single word came out from his mouth. The poor thing was so scared, he had so many thoughts running through his head, but he couldn't pick a single one to voice it to you. You could only calm him down slightly by holding your hands in the air, trying to show that you didn't mean any malice.

“I'm sorry, I probably ruined your chance of winning this race,” his optics ran his eyes around as if he was trying to find the right words to say to you. “I'm a big fan, and I would never want-”

“I was going to say that you two actually made this race a little more interesting than usual,” you interrupted him. “Racing against the same bots isn't as interesting as it used to be. I admire that.”

You admire him. D-16 falls silent again, but even though he's stopped saying anything then, his optics perfectly captured all the thoughts in his processor. Love.

He never thought he'd ever meet a bot in a higher position than him who would treat him with a speck of kindness. That brief moment when the Sentinel shook his hand was the first such occasion. His idol, standing right next to him, shook his hand. Somebody pinch him harder!

Then there was you. Someone who had always held a special place in his spark. So small, incredibly fragile in your hands, but every time D-16 is near you, it beats so hard, as if your mere presence is enough to give him more strength.

He doesn't know what you see in him. He's an ordinary and insignificant miner, there are hundreds if not thousands like him. Even Primus didn't give him any bright colors.

He never had a chance to think about standards of beauty, certainly there was barely enough time to rest after hours of non-stop work. There were one time he could hear the conversation between the supervisors as they discussed the celebrities of Iacon. Blurr, Windblade, Rosanna, they all just glowed in relation to the dull, battered frames of his coworkers, definitely not the ideal of beauty that exists on Cybertron.

And yet, here you are, right next to him, and your hands are holding him so gently, so close to your chassis. He moans softly as you move your fingers inside him. Only two, no more, no matter how often he begged and whimpered for you to add another, you always denied him.

“Just relax and feel every touch from me,” you kiss the corner of his mouth softly.

Right. Calm down, D. You're already giving him too much time, begging you for more would be wrong, he doesn't want to seem pushy to you. If this continues, you'll just get disappointed in him and walk away.

“Mgggh...!” D-16 instinctively arched his back. A loud, needy moan once again escapes his lips.

Sometimes he feels like, aside from your obvious charm, you can definitely read his mind, and your every slightest movement is calculated to make him forget his rank.

He's so wet, the lube coating your fingers and already managing to slowly flow down his inner thighs. For a second, you think about just flipping him over on his back and burying your head between his legs, making him scream and beg to give him a break from the endless round of overloads you're giving him.

But no, that would be too much for the first time, wouldn't it? You don't want to scare the poor, little miner away with your twisted thoughts. Not now, anyway.

In the time it takes you to give yourself to daydream, D-16 only gets more impatient. Moving his hips, he practically fucks himself with your fingers. His head is thrown back, and the servos cling tightly to your shoulders, squeezing gently, each time he lowers his own body down.

He feels so full, but that small, carnal desire for more can't help but pollute his mind. More, more, please give him more. Perhaps because of a sliver of fear that you're about to leave again, he'll be left alone and with nothing, and all he'll have are memories. He wants to get as much as he can while there's still a chance.

“Careful, or you'll hurt yourself,” you gently lay your other servo on his waist.

Tiny. You can't help but want to run your finger over every little bump on his body, every little rough edge...something about him fascinates you, that slight naivety and eagerness to make you proud. He's just hard to say no to.

You gently guide his movements. He's inexperienced, but the desire for something more, even though he hardly knows what he's doing, clouds his mind. You feel his tight, small valve squeezing your digits like a vise. His initially quiet, needy meows grow louder, and by the little blush on his cheeks, you realize he's embarrassed.

“Can I overload? Please,” he whimpers shyly, hiding his face in the curve of your neck. “Ahhh...I'm so sorry, I can't take it anymore.”

How sweet. You've convinced him so many times that it's okay, he shouldn't have to keep hiding his pretty face every time you hold him like this. You don't care what position he takes, miner or not, you want him to feel like an equal. He deserves to be pleasured just as much. To love and be loved.

You nod, making a mental note to talk to him about it later. His habit of pleasing bots ranking above him just kills you.

D-16 wraps his arms around your neck, leaning slightly closer, as much as he can. He so wishes it was your spike instead of your fingers, stretching his valve with every thrust.

But he'll never admit it, he'd rather take whatever you offer him, because he loves you so much. Every touch from you, every glance in his direction, it's all so overwhelming.

“Thank you, thank you, thank you-” he repeats over and over, his hips desperately meeting every thrust of your fingers inside him.

You feel him squeeze your digits again, his breathing halting for a moment before he exhales heavily and then nearly collapses on top of you.

D-16 leans his forehead against yours, closing his optics to slowly gather his thoughts. You barely move your fingers, still deep inside him, and even a slight twitch earns a whimper from him. Still very sensitive, you should definitely work on his stamina.

You gently take his chin, tilting his head up to give him a small kiss. He moans softly, but reciprocates the kiss.

D-16 has never seemed plain to you. Unusually strong despite his height and lack of t-cog, his body covered in many scratches after cycles of hard work. But now you are treating him with such care.

 He cherishes it so much. Sometimes he wonders if you have any idea how many times he's touched himself, with you in mind? How an embarrassingly lot of pictures of you he keeps plastered all over the wall? I guess that's a question for another day.

You may not have won the race, but you got more than that today.

[monkabonka1]

Bone-Crushing Excitement Reactions from Worst to Best

this my opinion, dont kill me :(((((

#28, Sol Badguy

Call me soup in a house on fire cause There is Nothing

#27, Chipp

deserved tbh

#26, Ky Kiske

boorriinnggggggg

#25, Goldlewis

When I am eating a boiled burger (the worst part of my current internship)

#24, May

The only reason shes higher than Goldlewis is cause shes my main (im shit at fighting games)

#23, Anji Mito

Jaw

#22, Ramlethal

Broken jaw

#21, Axl Low

Bri'ish with the fucked up mouth angles, holy shit

#20, Potemkin

Why does he look like my dad?????

#19, I-No

*glasses off*

#18, Leo Whitefang

Go crazy, go stupid

#17, Nagoriyuki

Bonus points for locs, teeth, and my emotional support vampire

#16, Elphelt

Just like me fr, this is what I look like when I stub my toe

#15, Brisket

*Insert corny smile HD joke*

#14, Giovana

The two wolves inside of me

#13, Millia Rage

Looks like the scream painting and I love it

#12, Asuka

Happy 70th Birthday grandpa

#11, Zato-1 and Eddie

Bro even Eddie freakin

#10, Baiken

The little shit weeb inside of me is screaming

#9, A.B.A

that's actually how I stim sometimes

#8, Johnny

Jojo lookin ass pose

#7, Sin Kiske

Chomp

#6, Bedman?

THEY KEPT THE TEETH!!!!!

#5, Slayer

Can't give wifey the ick

#4, Happy Chaos

Let's go gambling!

#3, Testament

Turned on, cummed, and got hit by post-nut clarity in 1 second

#2, Faust

FAUSTLINGS!!!!!!!!!!

#1, Jack-o

Thats what the point of the mask is

[chronicler-of-narrative]

Y'know, I'm really excited for Koumei and the Five Fates, but not for thw reason you'd think. While this update is cool and all, and the reworks look sick as hell, there is another thing that makes me even more excited.

The Plan.

Cause you see, after TNW, DE themselves said that they wouldn't be releasing any more updates that cannonically happen before that quest. And yet, here we are (at least according to Pablo, the content of this update is geared towards new players).

Quite a mighty coincidence that this is the final update before 1999, no? Or, even, that its a filler update that got to be announced at a pretty big gaming festival?

Yea, no.

DE is planning a MASSIVE push with 1999, and Koumei is their setup phase. That's why we got so many reworks at the same time. They're trying to get players into Warframe with a generally broadly appealing update (I mean, its literally designed to appeal to weebs) so that they can then drop 1999 and get a surge of players.

And I genuinely hope this works.

Because 1999, what with the awesome music, to the literal anime short that's coming out alongside it, is actually a big deal. While I don't think anything big will happen if the update flops (which, lets be honest here, it won't), it still has the potential to bring about an incredible posibility.

It might just be Warframe's Big Break.

If enough people get hooked, we might see Warframe blossom into so much more than it was at the peak of Fortuna or The War Within. There could be a spike in its fandom popularity and playerbase. We could see so much more fan content, from more fanart, fics, potentially even fansongs once again, fan machinimas, etc. Heck, a surge in playerbase might give DE the resources to give us more updates, bigger central updates, and perhaps even allow Warframe's story and world to grow bigger than just the game itself!

1999, I think, with its more human characters and more grounded story, has the chance to give Warframe the presence it needs to truly become a historic game (especially with how its main competitor, Destiny, seems to be on the decline, however I might be wrong on that front)

Maybe its just a copium overdose, but I really hope 1999 is what Warframe needs to become a staple in both fandom and gaming history. Because, honestly? It would be a massive shame for such a beautiful game not to achieve its potential.

[lacedinweb22]

Vampire Next Door ⋆⟡⋆ Miguel O'Hara x reader Chapter 1: New Girl *✩

Your neighbor is strange, to say the least. Miguel O’Hara: Alchemax’s newest scientist, genius, most sought-after bachelor … and according to your wildest suspicions … a vampire?

☆‧͙⁺˚*･

One ... more ... box.

You carry the fifty pound box up the stairs, panting and motivating yourself under your breath. New apartment building, new area, unfamiliar faces, unfamiliar ... smells, but fresh start. You needed this. After your nightmare roommate from last school year, you need peace, quiet, solitude. Your sanity depends on it. Your own little world, free from shitty people, broken promises, betrayal, all of the hell that was last year.

One more set of stairs to go.

You hear footsteps from the stairwell below you, coming closer. You're sweaty, in sweatpants, and not at all ready to make a lasting first impression on your new neighbors. But they're getting closer.

"New girl,"

You turn around, to look up at the tall, handsome– Miguel O'Hara?

But you pretend you didn't know of his existence until now.

"That's me, and you are?" you breathe out.

"Miguel," he says, analyzing you and your box.

In a way, you're grateful you're meeting him now since being out of breath, a flushed face and sweaty shirt can all be attributed to this workout rather than how he makes you feel.

"Please, let me," he offers, holding his muscular arms out. You stop on one step, and turn to look at him, he's one step below you, but still much taller, looking down at you.

He's muscular, and so are you (you’re ¼ his build), but you're also exhausted, so you allow it.

"Thanks," you mutter, offering a weak smile, fixing your hair after he so effortlessly lifted the box out of your arms.

You observe him. He looks different than he did two years back at Nueva York University: bigger, more muscular, more sure of himself, and more threatening? He was intimidating before, intimidating as in hot genius geneticist, but now he's intimidating hot shot Miguel O'Hara.

"You live on the fifth floor?" he asks, stopping at the landing.

"Yeah, and I'm guessing you do too?"

"Yeah, I do. What number are you?"

"501," you nod, smiling. You follow him down the hall.

He walks in front of you, nodding.

"I'm 502," he says, turning back to look at you, reading your face, before stopping in front of your place.

He smiles, his eyes on yours. You melt the way you did back then. Yep, he's still got it. You notice his eyes are different, the same beautiful brown, but with a new maroon tint to them. Almost inhuman. But the way he smiles, that's familiar. You get butterflies in your stomach, and feel everything all over again.

You knew him before Alchemax. You knew him when he was a less famous, all the same genius amongst NYU intellectuals. You remember admiring him from a distance. You sat outside of the library with Ash, and snuck glances at him over her shoulder, watching as he walked to class. You loved the way his dark brown wavy hair cascaded onto his face, the way he poked his glasses up, the way he rushed to class all while holding his school books, his motorcycle helmet, and pulling his lab coat over his compression shirt.

The autumn leaves fell gracefully all around him, like a scene straight out of a movie. He was picturesque, a piece of art, your hallway crush, unaware of your existence

and now right in front of you

... and he's your neighbor.

Ch. 2 here 😼

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[shera-dnd]

Alright I have eaten my mato peach and have gained the amazing power to do literary and thematic analysis of any piece of media, no matter how fucking stupid

and as the first activation of my ability, I'm turning it towards the stupid ecchi reverse slave harem manga, Mato Seihei no Slave (or Chained Soldier if you're not as much of a fucking weeb as I am) in order to prove that this is actually thematically consistent and surprisingly well written

(long pause as I let all my followers block me and leave)

but first to address the two shuuki in the room

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE BEEN READING AN ECCHI SLAVE HAREM MANGA YOU FUCKING WEIRDO?

Look... LOOK! It's not what you think!

Okay so like a lot of anime and manga recently (primarily isekai) have been including slavery as a thing in their world building, and tho I'm not gonna claim that's the only thing it ever gets used for, it's quite clear that a lot of people are only using that as an excuse for kinky slave play BDSM

and then forget that that stuff comes with like... you know, the horrific implications of slavery as an institution

WELL GOOD NEWS! The author of this manga does not give a shit about disguising his femdom slave play kink as commentary on slavery, this is literally just a BDSM thing and it never pretends to be anything else

...besides, a woman has needs, okay?

WAIT SHOULDN'T THIS MANGA TRIGGER YOU? ISN'T YOUR TRIGGER THE LITERAL CENTRAL GIMMICK OF THIS?

YOU WOULD BE CORRECT! By all logical means I should not be able to read this manga without having the most viscerally negative response possible... except that I don't

I'm not gonna pretend that I know why or how this is working

But I read Monster Musume back in 2015 and it somehow helped me get over my fear of spiders, SO WHO KNOWS maybe niche ecchi manga are how I get over my mental blocks

I would rather it wasn't, but I'm having a hard time proving otherwise!

oh god we're already 400 words in and I have only just finished the preamble. Why am I like this?

Okay okay let us get started as I'll give a detailed explanation as to why Mato Seihei no Slave is about the bonds between people, the ways we bring out the best in each other, and what makes a good dom- ahem I mean leader... what makes a good leader

So for those who don't know the central conceit of this story is that this is a world where women get super powers and men get... to be stay at home husbands

Our protagonist is male wife supreme, Yuuki Wakura, whose main hobbies include cooking, cleaning, and day dreaming about one day becoming a hero

unfortunately for our adorable little boy toy he immediately finds himself falling through a portal into actual literal hell (technically it's called Mato, but like it's just hell) where he's promptly attacked by several giant monsters

BUT GOOD NEWS FOR HIM! He's being saved by a hyper competent hot woman in a uniform (lesbians going "it should have been me!" count should be at 1 by now)

BAD NEWS FOR HIM! She's alone and soon they both get overwhelmed because she can't go full apeshit murder mode while protecting his soft boy ass

Thankfully there is a way for her to save him still, it just requires some collaboration from him

("it should have been me!" count: 2)

And here we are at the main fucking gimmick. The reason why all the ecchi shit happens, the silly excuse for why this bad bitch decides to keep this guy at her side

Chains of Eternity: Slave

Kyouka Uzen (the ultimate girl boss) can forge a contract with someone to bind them to her will as her slave. This will bring out their hidden potential and allow them to fight by her side, turning them into a super powerful killing machine at her command.

In exchange once the task is done she must give a reward to her slave based on the difficulty of the task and the slave's "latent desires"

So yeah, Kyouka doesn't get to decide what the reward is, Yuuki doesn't get to decide what the reward is, only Kyouka's magic can decide what the reward is. Which basically just means the author gets to insert whatever horny fuckery they want into this

Rewards vary from giving him head pats, offering him treats, giving him a back massage, kissing him, to...

well this is a femdom series for a reason

(I think the "it should have been me!" count is at like a 4 or a 5 now)

and now I'm gonna analyze the ever loving shit out of that ability and how it is the crux to all the themes of the show and actually informs us on the nature of Kyouka's character

no, I'm not kidding

Okay so let me just break down what Slave does here from a kink point of view. It basically allows Kyouka and Yuuki to enter into a BDSM relationship where the dom always knows what the sub wants, while still being able to surprise the sub with her actions. She gets to constantly keep her sub beneath her, while also being magically required to reward him and give him aftercare once she's done

Those two have entered a ridiculously healthy BDSM relationship by forging a magical contract that lets them skip all the negotiation bits and go right to what the audience wants to see

(yeah it's gonna be impossible to track the "it should have been me!"s from this point on, so just try to keep your own count at home)

This is also the author's way of like having his cake and fucking it too

Because that way we can have Kyouka as the baddest bitch to ever live AND have her do embarrassing stuff with Yuuki without ever breaking character. In fact the loftier her goals and the more tragic her backstory the more reason she has to accept the reward mechanism as the price to pay for this power

It's also why Kyouka is easily the most developed and interesting character of the manga, to the point that Yuuki is more a supporting character to her arc

This brings us back to those three themes I mentioned waaaaay at the start

Starting with: "how we bring out the best in each other"

For starters it's quite obvious how that works with Yuuki. He wants to be a hero in a world where he should not be able to have super powers, and in comes Kyouka who gives him both the power and the purpose to achieve that goal

But this also extends to literally everyone in Unit Seven and beyond

We have seen the ways in which Kyouka has helped all of her team mates grow stronger and overcome their past traumas, some times by the sheer confidence and kindness of her presence

Hell we see one of her team mates unlock a rage mode power up because someone said Kyouka was a bad leader

and there's even another team leader who straight up evolved her powers into a new stronger form just out of sheer love and respect for Kyouka

This culminates in the development of Lending. The ability to let others take Yuuki's chain and use him in combat

and like I'm not stupid, I'm not gonna pretend this isn't primarily an excuse to have different hot women give Yuuki rewards in ever hornier scenarios, with the added benefit of being able to design cooler monster forms for him

and I mean... those are some really cool monster forms

But that's besides the point

The point is that this also pulls double duty by allowing Kyouka and Yuuki to constantly empower all of the people around them and help them through their character arcs

From helping people stand up to abusive family members, to allowing others to gain the confidence they need to grow, to just decking an asshole real hard in the face

And not once does Yuuki steal other's glory. The final confrontation and the catharsis is always delivered by the person who is being helped. Because lover boy here is the supporting character in his own story

This all leads neatly into another point: the bonds we have with others

DAMN RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS WE'RE GETTING CHAIN SYMBOLISM IN THIS BITCH!

Oh are we getting a message about how we're all links in the chain and the stronger each of us gets the stronger we all get? FUCK YEAH

Are we getting chains as a representation of a mutual bond of trust and respect, and get to see those bonds be used as a literal weapon to defeat a foe who is antithetical to that idea? ABSOLUTELY

TEAM WORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK, BABY!

But wait there's more! We got a character who can copy other people's skills and she also grows like crazy with each person she bonds with

We got teams of heroes besting villains who refuse to work with anyone

THAT'S THE SHONEN ANIME GOODNESS WE'RE HERE FOR!

(I mean this is technically seinen but who gives a shit, right?)

And that brings us finally to the third point, the series antagonists, and Kyouka's main goal

What makes a good leader?

So far we've focused on Kyouka and her ability, Slave, and how that allows her to help the people around her grow and encourages her to fight on the front line where she can be a shining example for all around her to follow

She treats everyone around her with trust and respect, even the boy who is literally her slave, and is by all metrics BEST GIRL!

Now all of that good shit doesn't mean much if we don't have anything to contrast and compare to

Enter Ren Yamashiro

gonna give y'all a second to simp for a bit before I continue

done staring at her legs? good. Anyways here's why she's awful!

Ren is the commander of the Anti-Demon Corps and easily the strongest character in the setting by a wide margin

She's also self centered, corrupt, physically AND emotionally abusive, horrifically petty, and likes dogs in the exact same way Makima from Chainsaw Man likes dogs

This is, of course, perfectly translated into her special ability, because this author loves having abilities inform characters

So not only does she have some absurd broken power that she has the power of anime and buddha on her side, BUT the way it manifests is as kanji covering her eyes whenever she activates her skills

Quite literally making so all she can see is her own power and greatness

AND her main use of her powers is to fly around, so she can be ABOVE everyone else

This isn't fucking subtle, but it sure as fuck gets the point across

This is a trait that Ren shares with ALL the main villains of the series. Each and everyone of them is blinded by their own greatness and is constantly looking down on others

Ren is just the least subtle. I guess they had to compensate for the fact that she isn't an actual literal evil god

And so all of those are put in opposition to Kyouka, whose goal is to overthrow Ren, become the new commander, and destroy Mato for good

The woman whose power makes her dependent on others, but that allows her to bring out the best in everyone she meets

A power that grows stronger the more people she helps and the more people help her in return

Standing up against all these people who refuse to rely on anything besides their own strength

That is why Kyouka is the shining example of a good leader!

Now here we are 2k words into this (OH DEAR GOD WHY AM I LIKE THIS), so what was the point of this journey?

Is it me recommending this manga to people and claiming it's genuinely "peak fiction"? OH GOD NO

This thing has so many issues and literally all of them stem from the fact that this is an ecchi harem manga story first and foremost.

Titillation always comes first over anything else, several of the smaller side characters eventually devolve into just different flavors of wanting to dom Yuuki, and that's not even going into all the pet play stuff featuring Ren

This is an unashamedly horny manga with a very specific brand of kink in mind and when I started reading it that was legit all I wanted out of it

But then it refused to be JUST that. It had an interesting story, fun action scenes, compelling characters, and a surprising amount of thought put into its themes

It's not a manga I'd recommend to most people at all, and it requires a considerable amount of tolerance for some capital H Horny anime bullshit

But honestly? If you're cool with that and want a fun and a little unhinged story you can do way worse than this

So what else is left to say except

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!!

[bullet-prooflove]

Mi Reina (NSFW) - Angel Reyes x Reader

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Your first time in Angel’s bed doesn’t go as he expects. He had the full intention of laying you down, spreading you out and teasing every inch of you. He’s been yearning to get his hands on you since that night in the Buick, he’s eager to learn, to play, to explore.

However, you manage to turn the tables. He finds himself on his back amongst freshly laundered sheets, your thighs straddling his hips, pinning him in place as you take your time with him.

It starts with his mouth, lips brushing over his in slow, heated kisses that leave him craving even more. Your tongue dips into his mouth, sweeping over his as you cup his face between your palms, thumbs smoothing over the curve of his cheekbones. It’s the most sensual experience he’s ever had. 

His usual interactions with women are fast paced and rough, nails scratching, teeth biting. The pain, he uses it as a method of chasing away the darkness that resides inside of him. With you, it’s different, you slow it down, draw it out, you savour each of these moments, he feels as if they’re as precious to you as they are to him.

Your hands thread through his hair, tugging just lightly and he grunts into your mouth as he bares his throat. Submission doesn’t come naturally to him, but it does with you, there’s vulnerability in the action and he knows he’s safe in your hands.

“My Angel.” You smile against his lips as you look into those gorgeous dark eyes of his.

Yea, he’s yours, he’s been yours since the moment you ruined him in the back of that Buick.

You start as you mean to go on, with warm, delicate fingertips that map over the outline of his tattoos and lips that seek out all of those deviant little areas that make him moan. You discover places even he didn’t realise existed, the inside of his forearm, the hollow of his hip. When you bite down just a little, teeth grazing that sensitive space, he lets out a sound he’s never made before as his hips buck and his dick leaks.

You ignore the main attraction, your breath ghosting over it before you delve lower, peppering his thighs wish a thousand tiny kisses. He finds he likes the firmness of your grasp when you part them just a little, tongue tracing silken circles that make his breathing hitch.

Your thumb traces over the ragged scarring above his right knee, caressing the shape of it with a gentleness that has him stifling a whimper. His previous lovers have always shied away, an ugly blotch on the landscape of his flesh, from where he’d come off his bike a couple of years ago. Your fingertips follow the pattern of the scar tissue as if you’re committing it to memory. He wants to touch you, even if it’s just to anchor himself, because what you’re doing right now it frightens him, he feels exposed and vulnerable. You see the things that he doesn’t show anybody else. His hands trace over your shoulders, fingertips trailing over the ink on your flesh. His palm caresses the nape of your neck as you tilt your head to look at him.

“You’re safe with me.” You whisper against his skin.

And he believes you, you might just be the only person he does believe when they say those words.

He’s relaxed and pliant by the time you return to his mouth. His kisses are greedy and languid, his hands tangling in your hair as he drinks you in. Your skin pressing against his, it’s the sweetest fucking feeling. His cock is rock hard, pre come trailing down the tip.

“How are you feeling?” You check in with him.

You clasp his jaw between your fingers, guiding his face so that you could look into those fathomless dark eyes of his.

“Good.” He mumbles, his head tipping back into the pillow as your thumb chases over the stubble that’s stipples across his cheek. It feels like he’s pussy drunk and you haven’t even gotten there yet. “Wanna taste you.”

Your fingers delve between your legs, coating the tips with your wetness. You smear it across the shape of his lips, his tongue traces over them before he opens his mouth, drawing your fingers inside.

“More.” He pleads when you withdraw them. “Fuck I need to get my mouth all over that sweet pussy of yours.”

He helps guide you into the position he wants you in, thighs either side of his face as his hands grasp you waist and pull you down onto his mouth. The musky scent of your arousal makes his cock fucking ache. He presses his face even deeper into your cunt and it is fucking heaven. You let out a sharp cry as his lips enclose on that ripe little bud, drawing it into his mouth, tongue flicking over it. You’re so fucking sensitive it drives him crazy, the way you tighten, the way your breath comes out in short, punctured gasps as he chases your pleasure, it’s enough to leave him wrecked.

That’s it mi reina, he thinks, ride my fucking tongue.

“Touch yourself,” You request at the height of it all. “Show me how much you’re enjoying this.”

He wraps his hand around his cock, thumb smearing precum over the tip and down the head before he thrusts into his palm. It feels good, so fucking good, being surrounded by you, getting off while he chases your pleasure. He moans into your pussy, it’s a hoarse guttural sound, one of complete abandonment.

When you come, you gush, grinding down on his mouth, fingers gripping his hair. The sound that tears from your throat is so fucking loud, he thinks it’s going to wake up the whole neighbourhood. He doesn’t give a shit though because he’s coming harder than he’s ever come in his fucking life. His hips stutter as it spills out of him, his chest heaving because the ecstasy it explodes out of him, tearing through his nerve endings like a God damn IED.

It takes you a minute to catch your breath, you laugh at the exhilaration of it all.

“I’ve never done that before.” You tell him, fingertips stroking through Angel’s hair before you climb off him. You look wrecked, your cheeks flushed apricot pink, your eyes bright and vivid. He’s never seen anything so beautiful.

“Don’t leave alright?” He requests, his hand capturing yours.

You can see how much it means to him, how much it costs him to make that request because vulnerability it doesn’t come easy to Angel. It never has.

“I won’t.” You promise, squeezing his hand. “I’m just going to clean you up a little, take care of you Angel.”

“Nah, you don’t need to do that.” He tells you, propping up himself up on his elbows.

“I know.” You tell him leaning in close, your lips brushing over his. “But I want to.”

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[that-one-kiddo-in-the-back]

Star Wars needs more silliness... because the jokes are good enough.

Once again, if you don't know, I'm what Lily would refer to as a Star Wars weeb. I live breath and shit Star Wars. You got it good. Let's dig in.

Not even a minute in before Lily starts complaining about how Star Wars is diving deeper into the lore of how the galaxy works. Even though she says she likes Star Wars, I never understood people who say they like something but don't want to know more about said thing.

She brings up that all the characters in the new Star Wars are basically the same character from older movies, which is kinda true, but that's also taking away the characters' motivation and story line she's uses Rey as an example saying "what if Anakin was a girl and a big dork." Which is kinda cute but completely ignores the fact that Rey and Anakin are nothing alike.

Now, I do agree with how Rey is a pretty refreshing character (and her video was made before TROS), but she's not as refreshing as she thinks Rey is. She even hit us with the "she's not like other girls," saying, "There is no mystery behind her origins. She wasn't linked to any characters of the past movie/books. She's just a force sensitive person who happened to get caught up in the war by circumstances." But then goes onto saying that no one liked that and that everyone wanted another, Luke. I am your father (which she called stupid)

She goes on a tangent about her complaints about TROS, which is valid. The last Star Wars movie was a big disappointment to anyone who liked the sequel. (I didn't like the sequels because I thought Finn would have made a better main character and the idea of a fascist soldier who was born into the army, learning that he was on the wrong side and worked to make up for his sins more interesting, also for what they did to Luke, Leia, Han, and everyone else from the original.)

After that, she brings up that everyone called Rey a Mary Sue, which is also dumb. She brings up the fact that Rey's force sensitive and uses Luke, Anakin, and Revan as examples of being overpowered, saying Luke had perfect had and Anakin had the reflexes of a god (idk much about Revahn so I'm skipping him) then mocks the people who cried over Rey not having any lightsaber training. But Luke and Anakin already had training in their own way. In the novelization of a new hope and even in the movie, it's stated that Luke would use wamp rats for target practice. Anakin was a slave who was bullied and probably beaten a lot, so he had to train himself to react faster. Anyone who's even been in a situation where you can't fight back will know that dodging and getting fast reflexes will help make sure you don't get hurt. Now, she uses her examples to explain that Rey would be able to beat Kylo in a fight because he's just a wimp. The nephew of Luke, who has been trained in the ways of the force since he was a child, is labeled as wimp. Technically speaking by Lily’s own logic, Kylo would have killed Rey in their first fight.

Okay, for those of you who care, I kinda write the blog post while watching the video, so I'm not even halfway done with this bullshit and I've already written 5 paragraphs of her video and she has yet to bring up why star wars needs more silliness... on to 6.

She then states that despite all her complaints about the movies (because she doesn't want to sound like a naiz), she really loves Rey and how... (this pissed me the fuck off) it brought life into Luke, Han, and Leia saying they were dull as crap. BITCH! I fucking love the original gang (they were my bi awakening) and when I heard they were bringing back the characters for the sequels I was very hesitant and I was right to be. The sequels did the gang so dirty, making Luke (the one who wanted to save his father, the man that chopped off his hand and killed millions of people and Jedi because he still had faith that his father was in there.) A mad man who tried to kill nephew because he had a scary dream of going to the dark side. They made Han (a badass who is a loving father and husband) a fucking deadbeat who lives in his van with his best friend. And they didn’t do shit for Leia she's not her sassy self or anything. She's just there for fan service.

She gets to her main problem with Star Wars saying, "They just rehash the same plot but with different seasoning. They all follow the exact same story: plucky underdog, every man rebels fighting against the evil empire." But the thing is that while sure Star Wars is just the same story over and over, it's the characters that I think is what makes it feel like it's something new. Seeing how different characters react to certain things. Luke wanted to be more than a farmer with fate, helping him become one of the strongest Jedi. Ezra only focused on keeping himself alive and not caring about anyone else to then becoming a strong leader with willing to risk his life for others. You aren't watching the same story with the copy and paste characters. You are seeing characters in the same situation dealing with it differently.

At the end of the video, she talks about her shity Star Wars fanfic and how that's how she would have written the sequels, which now that I realize what she had in mind with writing it explains why it's so fucking boring. why in the only 3 chapters I had read, nothing had happened. Thank god no one with a brain would ever leave her in charge of anything.

And of course, she can't make a video without insulting people for having a different definition of fun than her. Lily, for most people in the Star Wars exploring the lore and wondering how the rebels got the death star plans is fun for them, and most of us want to branch out from the force users to see how people in the galaxy deal with the empire. You know world building something Lily isn't good at.

Okay, this video really hurt to watch, and I completely hated it, and she didn't even explain why Star Wars needs more silliness she's just complaining about Star Wars even though she claims to love it.

[funishment-time]

Kokichi/ general with

87 75. 73 25 and 22?

ooh, kokichi-centric! i assume this is for this ask game since it's the only one i've reblogged that goes so High!

87.)Headcanon on Pregame V3 Characters?

i have lots, but generally, my Main Headcanon with all V3 characters is that part of Tsumugi's "fictional" story is right: there is an Ultimate Hunt going on. their pregame selves are actually a memory-wiped disguise, not their true selves. the Monokubs really did give them back their talents and base memories, just also threw a bunch of fake ones in there too. and there is indeed a reality show going on but...well, i won't get into it here. long story short V3 is a reversal of Danganronpa 1 in many ways.

it's basically just what a lot of people headcanon already but in reverse. i think there's a lot to play with there psychologically still.

for Kokichi specifically, i imagine he was a timid weeb guy who really wanted to be an edgelord so bad but just didn't have the Audacity. i'm reminded a little of Charlie MoistCritikal's story about how in college he wore a CD around his neck and acted like a douche to pretend to be a Mysterious Anime Character. like that. that's what pregame!Kokichi wanted to be.

75.) Unpopular Headcanon?

general: that a lot of relationships in the main timeline wouldn't happen if they weren't backed against a wall, esp with the protagonists. i don't think Kyoko would care much for Makoto in a Normie World, but i don't think she'd care much for most folks. i don't think Kaede would be any closer to Shuichi than her other classmates either (and i'm someone who's gung-ho for a platonic soulmates thing with them). which is fine really! lots of interpretations and timelines to explore

for Keech: that Kokichi is 99% gay but would have a crush on a rare girl, like Kaede

73.) Popular Headcanon?

general: a lot of characters are actually plus-sized.

for Keech: that Kokichi is 99% gay. i guess technically he'd be bi or pan in my mind (see above) but i don't personally view him as one that cares for labels, and it's mostly guys he likes to play with

25.) Favorite Anthology Chapter?

i haven't read all the Translated/Fanslated anthologies, only the DR1 ones. (i'm not sure where to find the others. if anyone could link them to me, let me know.) but i loved the comics about Junko and Mukuro before Muki really had a defined personality of her own, and she was kind of just the annoyed older sister being dragged along on her crazy younger sister's stupid schemes. i'm reminded of the one where they temporarily adopt Mondo because he can't get a girl and become the Despair Triplets. crack central.

i also like the one where a blank-faced Kyoko just hides in things like a cat to find out where people might hide a body. and the one where she throws a horseshoe crab into a pot of stew everyone's making. they are genuinely close to how i imagine Kyoko really is on a personal level: just kind of a Beautiful Freak who doesn't interact with reality very much

22.) Favorite Random/Unnecessary Moment?

Hiro's dumb fucking stories about his life. the UFO burger abduction and the 100% unnecessary aside about how his dad burned down their house because he was smoking in bed (i assume that's why Mrs. Hagakure mentions she's divorced in UDG) and even Makoto's like ???? god bless Yasuhiro

[eclipsedrawsthings]

Lesser-Known BNHA Character Details

A list of things from the light novels, spin-offs, and such that I think more people should know about because they’re fun •w•

For reference on my personal canon hierarchy, with the exception of spoofs (SMASH, I’m looking at you) I consider the main manga and anime the top, and accept everything else that doesn’t contradict the information provided there—for example, I’ll accept Tsuyu’s ghost encounter as canon, but I personally believe she was with a cousin at the time since we know she doesn’t have an older sister.

Yaomomo’s mother is a very sweet person who goes out of her way to make her daughter’s friends feel welcome, adores Jirou, and has been nicknamed Yaomama. She is also a terrible cook and has the critical thinking skills of a sea cucumber (source: light novels, specifically volumes 2 and 3)

There is a pro hero named Odd-Eye who basically embodies Middle Schooler Syndrome. His Quirk is forcing people to reveal their embarrassing secrets (source: Team Up Missions volume 2)

Izuku likes zombie movies, or at the very least has seen enough of them to know their common tropes (source: Training of the Dead OVA)

Aizawa became a teacher out of peer pressure, mostly from Midnight (source: Vigilantes)

Izuku becomes a “bloodthirsty quiz demon” during trivia games. Most people are terrified by this, but Eri thinks it’s cool (source: light novels volume 4)

The large scar on Izuku’s right arm is from Dabi, not Muscular. When the boys land in the clearing, Dabi’s fire is seen brushing his arm exactly where he later has the scar (source: main story, training camp arc)

Kendo doesn’t feel fully comfortable being called a woman, noting that the word feels like “a burden” and she prefers to be defined on her own terms (source: light novels volume 4)

Rody’s younger siblings are baby weebs (source: Team Up Missions volume 3)

After the events of Two Heroes, the Shields are no longer living on I-Island, which is likely why Melissa is able to travel freely (source: Team Up Missions volume 1)

Shouto’s listed blood type of O is impossible, as Endeavor’s blood type is listed as AB. My best explanation for this is that Shouto has a mutation that results in his blood genotype being A and phenotype being O, meaning his actual blood type is A (source: Ultra Analysis and my 10th-grade biology class)

Hagakure knows how to make booby traps, and likely does so regularly (source: Team Up Missions volume 2)

Shinsou can read lips (source: Team Up Missions volume 3)

Kouda can’t actually understand animals, only control them (source: light novels volume 3)

Shouto spent a good part of move-in day running around campus helping Hatsume. Recovery Girl gave him the tatami mats, which he specifically wanted because he didn’t like how the floor felt on his feet (source: light novels volume 3)

Hagakure and Tsunotori liked the same anime as kids (source: light novels volume 3)

If Ochako could have any of the boys’ Quirks, she would want Bakugo’s, specifically so she could go wild in a fight (source: light novels volume 2)

Bakugo has never gotten Valentine’s chocolate (source: light novels volume 6)

Shouto has stated he’s “not looking for that kind of action” while in conversation with the grape, which to me implies that he’s not interested in girls (source: light novels volume 6)

Aizawa is supposed to tell Mic if he’s going drinking (source: light novels volume 3)

There’s plenty more of these, but I’m out of time for now! Let me know if you want a part 2 •w•

[lixenn]

Thought of this, since we're both on the hsr brainrot right now lmaooo if Dan, Dave, Marina & Yves were playing hsr in a some kind of gamer/streamer AU(perhaps?), who would be their fave or main in the game?

Ohhhhh amazing question Ein!! Thank you so much for stopping by! 💜💜✨✨🫂

Gamer AU let's goooo! (new au added to the list lmao)

First of all just the thought of a gamer/streamer au is hilarious, i love it so much 🥹🥹 so I'm just gonna... ramble a lot lmaoooo

Putting it under the read more jail because this got so fucking long 🤣😆

Dan

Dan would be a streamer and he would be a hardcore gamer kinda guy like... streaming for hours on end, optimizing his game play to the max, always planning ahead. He wouldn't really talk much and mostly be focused on the game with the occassional sassy comment that gets a laugh. His videos would be the kind you would watch if you want a perfect walkthrough for a game. He assumes he gets so many views and donations cause he's just really good at gaming and while that is true he doesn't understand that... tired pretty gamer boy is great for the wallet 🫡 (Dan continues to be oblivious about his appeal at the worst times please you are usually so observant Chief...)

For HSR his main would be Acheron cause... okay so I'm in no way a HSR expert i'm purely basing this of watched let's plays and my idk five days of playing the game. But from what I gathered... Acheron is super op and also her insta kill ability is so fucking broken and Dan would love the efficiency of it. Note that Dan would probably not really... fanboy about characters a lot, he would mostly chose based on stats, abilities etc. Though he would probably have a soft spot for Bailu cause she looks like a cute kid and has dragon characteristics (Dan like me can't resist a good dragon) which is also why he probably likes using Dan Hengs IL built as well.

Otherwise... the reason why Dan is so tired in this AU is because he keeps pulling all nighters while streaming, he's the type of person who gets in the flow and just... forgets that the outside world and passage of time are a thing. Marina often scolds him for that.

Dave

Davey-boy would also be a streamer and a youtuber! Unlike Dan his playthroughs are way more casual and mostly an excuse for him to endlessly yap about whatever comes to mind. His gameplay is more focused on humour and entertainment like doing blind let's plays because it feels like going on an adventure! He met Dan by chance through some kind of co-op event where they got paired up with (is that... even a thing in gamer circles lol? idk but it will be in this au cause i like Dan and Dave getting thrown together on fates whim that's always funny as hell). Dan was not amused at first but Dave got attached because "Chief's gameplay is godtier! Please teach me senpai!!!" Yes, Dan is still called Chief it's his twitch username. Also Dave is totally a weeb lmao. Anyways, after the event Dave just kept on bugging Dan so much until he eventually just gave in because it's less of a hassle (and because he secretly finds Dave funny but nobody tell the gremlin that!).

Dave's fav in hsr would be Aventurine, simply because he reminds Dave of himself. The cunning, the showmanship, his past... it hits close to home and speaks to him making the Gambler his favourite. Otherwise... he would totally fanboy over Boothill because Space Cowboys are hot 🫡 And once again in contrast to Dan, Dave would totally pull based on hotness of a character, he will collect all of the ikemen trust! Especially the purple ones which there are plenty of!

Marina

Marina would be a causal gamer, doing it in her rare down time when she wants to relax. Honestly, she gives me animal crossing, stardew valley, harvestella vibes? She's just here for the chill, but Dan got her hooked on HSR so she plays it too. She sometimes joins her brother in his streams when he covers games with a multiplayer option and naturally views and donations sky rocket on these occasions. For Dan that's a given because Marina is gorgeous and decent at gaming why wouldn't people fall over themselves to throw money at her? That's just the natural order of things.

Now favourite hsr character is... tricky. Hmmmmm, honestly her favourites might just be the Landau siblings, because their relationship would tug on her heartstrings and she likes Serval's rockstar asthetic. Also, the way Serval teases Gepard is a vibe and it reminds her of her and Dan's relationship which is always a bonus.

Yves

Now my first thought when I combined Yves and gaming was: V-tuber and honestly it fits, so let's go with that. They would make a lot of bank with their videos and streams because they know how to play an audience. Also, ngl I feel like Yves would have an OnlyFans... to make even more money...

Their favourite characters would be Black Swan for the mystery vibes and asthetic and Sparkle for the chaos and mayhem lmao.

And I know you only asked for these four but I'm gonna throw in two extra because I'm on a roll hehehehe

Cilmi

Cilmi would be a pure lore player. He gives no fucks about the game play and fights but the plot and all the extra bits. Yes.... that's the good shit. He would actually read every single fucking collectable note you have in the game. And I'm not exaggerating with this, he would fucking buy the lore in the shops (which... idk if others do that because I don't bother lmao).

Naturally his favourties are Dan Heng because fellow archivist and Dr. Ratio because fellow intellectual! Finally some people with class and correct priorities!

René

René would probably start playing hsr because Cilmi is super into it and he got curious, wanting to know what all that fuss is about.

He wouldn't enjoy it super much, finding all the different mechanics and modes overwhelming. Also, he would actually play the fights at normal speed which Cilmi will never understand (Cilmi speeds through fights and absuses the auto-play heavily, he's not here for fighting he's here for worldbuilding).

But René would love Clara, because she's just so kind?? so pure??? Truly such a good girl, he can't help but cheer her on. He would like Welt as well for his calm demeanour and Dan Heng because he reminds him of Cilmi a bit.

[oodlyenough]

6-4 turnabout storyteller

well, i hated this case. lmao

fundamentally my issue with this case is two things. first, the pacing of this game is terrible, because after you end 6-3 with the main plot kicking off in khura'in, you inexplicably get punted into a tutorial-style one-day-only nothingburger case with no relevance to anything. this is just such an absurd way to structure the narrative.

second, the fact that it's an athena case with simon as co-counsel is insult to injury, because WHY is athena's only case in this game the nothingburger case with no relevance to anything, shoehorned in to ruin the pacing?!?!?!?! on top of that, the whole "arc" they put her in here is ... her being insecure and being condescended to by all the men in the room because she's a young woman.

and then athena... kind of sucks in this case. simon saves her ass constantly, while being a douchebag about it. the dredge up all these insecurities that frankly should've been resolved in dual destinies, if dual destinies was a better game -- but i saw PTSD triggered athena overcome in trials in AA5 and now she's like ? just standing around being negged by simon all case and can't connect obvious dots.

on top of that in a more meta way, having the text be like "gee none of these men take athena seriously, can she Prove Herself??" in the midst of a filler bullshit case knowing capcom/the franchise writ large does not and will probably never take athena seriously ... !!!! i was frankly insulted both on behalf of athena and as an adult woman myself. i made a separate post about what i feel is the increased sexism in AA 456 and this case was really the tipping point where i started to be genuinely pissed off lol

girl you didn't. capcom will never let you. they hate you.

aside from all of that -- which is a lot to set aside! -- the puzzle and stuff was... whatever. if this was a tutorial case for ace attorney: athena cykes, sure, i guess it'd be fine. but it's not.

i don't like blackquill so unfortunately the gimmick of having him as co-counsel was lost on me. it's a shame, because the idea of your pet prosecutor hiring you to help some client is really fun. i would have enjoyed that set-up with phoenix and edgeworth, apollo and klavier, hell phoenix and franziska would've been incredible fhlakdhglgh ... but unfortunately for athena she's paired up with a prosecutor i find dull as rocks and he's there to neg her and like ? strangle her .... whatever man. this case sucks

it's funny how much the localization quadruples down on simon being a british weeb though. i imagine almost everyone in these games is japanese regardless of how many times the translation tries to suggest otherwise ... except simon. it's so funny that way.

i don't know enough about DID to know ho sensitively or insensitively it was handled here. based on everything else, i assume the answer is "very poorly" lol but that's someone else's post to make.

case-wise: i also felt the victim sounded like a mega asshole, and by the end i was firmly team clown girl. idgaf if she's a shitty performer, handing her dad's title on to some other guy when you know she wanted it is a dick move. "ohhh but he was making udon FOR LOVE" shut up man. "he stole the deed to ENCOURAGE YOU" shut up man!! smother him again geiru

the most enjoyable part of the case to me was geiru's surprise buckwheat allergy, bc as a celiac i found her war on cross-contamination and her frustration that no one comprehended it very Hashtag Relatable. do NOT send her udon from the buckwheat store there is no way they have adequate cross-contamination procedures the chef is literally a drunk.

anyway -100 out of 10 for this case. spirit of justice's strength is that its investigation days are really fun, so i guess it's no surprise the no-investigation sidequest trial was awful. athena baby i'm sorry, you deserved better.

[spiderpussinc]

I don’t think it’s very fair for you to try and knock others from reading Miguel’s OG run because truthfully that’s the only place you’re going to get his full character since every run after that is just “Let’s place him in different time scenarios to fix other people’s problems”. I’ve read ur reasonings and some of the issues I just don’t see and that’s coming from someone who’s ALSO half Hispanic and had similar family experiences. Idk I guess comic Miguel is rlly important and relatable to me and you shouldn’t turn others away from having that potential connection too. :/

NAH LOL it is *not* the only place to get his character truthfully -- his character is not consistent between runs, or between comic and movie! Not even Pdavid's runs have an unified version of Miguel since he just becomes an author self-insert after one point. The way Pdavid writes '92 Miguel - Gabriel is also shamelessly almost the same as he wrote Bruce Banner - Rick Jones. (another series where he ended up being pushed off the book after he started making really weird decisions; and notice these last two are white guys, which is how pdavid depicts Miguel all the time.)

I haven't even told people to not read them. In multiple posts i say 'read the first ones to see how it is, stop when you get annoyed, look up summaries, don't feel obligated to treat it as canon because it isn't.' If anyone feels threatened by this they should examine where that defensiveness is coming from.

I'm gonna be real with you that's like saying "the only way to REALLY understand Miles Morales is to read his ultimates run." You know, the one where his mother gets eaten alive by Venom, his dad thinks he's at fault for killing her and nearly beats him with a cane, where the closest thing he has to peter is a clone named jessica drew, and that eventually gets completely retconned in a universe explosion so main universe Miles can be rewritten. Do you remember seeing any of the things above in ITSV? Would you call them *the only real way to fundamentally understand Miles as a character?*

I keep seeing the rhetoric that 'real fans' have to subscribe to the very first script of these characters and that somehow enjoying their ATSV versions is fake-stanning and that is just... not true. That's not how comics work. Our most iconic, definitive, memorable traits for MANY of these superheroes have come from subsequent comic runs, rewrites, feats of adaptation and the interaction between fanwork-becoming-canon. Even uncle Ben's 'power and responsibility' schtick is NOT an original part of Peter's first draft. That came from re-imaginings and rewrites.

I'm really, truly not a fan of the argument that 'relating to parts of a character' completely absolves the text from criticism. It's not a good comic. It barely tries to be latino rep and frankly, I'm not going to praise it for just placing a label on him and doing nothing with it. I don't care for this white man's truth. It's racist and creepy and I should be paid reparations for having to read a storyline where the same girl gets paired up with two different brothers and then their father just to end up getting killed for a sexier token love interest. I am constantly frustrated by the argument that new fans should be forced to read it and potentially get turned away from comics forever; it's one of the worst offerings you could give them. 90's Marvel and DC are a public fandom joke and nearly led the market into bankruptcy!!!!! (Marvel filled for loss in 1996. IT WAS BAD. That's part of why the whole 2099 line went up in flames! The money was going down the drain.)

I've been a comic reader for a long time and I just can't give them blissful innocence passes like that. The current editor-in-chief at Marvel did yellowface and pretended to be a japanese man for years to write some shitty superhero weeb comics with no accountability whatsoever. He still has a job. RUNNING the company!

And here's the thing: I like Miguel too. I have a shitty family and I empathize with that but I KNOW he deserves much better than to be confined by white people's scripts and fetishes. I *want* him to have a chance, multiple chances even, to be completely rewritten and remolded by latine voices without the need for them to constantly refer or tie back into that white man's work; It is our right just as any other.

ATSV throws away most of Miguel's baggage, and straight up refuses to refer to the weird indepth sludge pdavid had going on; the artbook doesn't mention these first comics or most of his runs, they actually talk about other groundbreaking sci-fi concept work and the idea of basically rebuilding the landscape from scratch, and I am deeply thankful they do that. One of the biggest themes of the movie *is* that the idea of comic canon is fraught and full of holes, and that we should subvert it into joyful and honest expressions of these characters' cultures. These are movies that begin with the Comics Code Authority stamp, a censorship marker that among other things explicitly prohibited the positive depiction of pro-civil rights narratives and homosexual relationships, and actively turned their nose at protagonist black characters — & proceed to rip it to shreds. That's what we should be doing!

[animentality]

I have to start blocking out the Blue Lock fandom on Reddit and TikTok.

The Isagi glazers are intolerable.

You can't talk about wasted character potential without those little toads crying, "He's the main character, he has to be the center of the universe who scores every goal every chapter and never has to learn shit or fail because he's perfect, why are you hating on the MC?"

You can't talk about sloppy plot decisions and weird squandered rivalry dynamics without them saying, "Oh but Isagi should be the center of every character conflict-"

As if manga as a medium isn't designed to give you space to develop every goddamn character.

This is not a novel, this is not a movie, this is not a live action TV show with a limited budget and air time.

Manga can and does go on for years, with weekly monthly updates, that let the creators really hash out other parts of the world or other characters.

It's like a fucking blog. It's a web comic. You can add as much as you want, when you're successful like Blue Lock.

It's like if Naruto never bothered to focus on Sasuke or Gaara or Neji or literally anyone but Naruto.

Blue Lock is like Steven Universe at this point. It's so anchored to the MC's perspective that it's sinking like a fucking stone.

Also Isagi as a protagonist is really serviceable at best.

People who act like he's the second coming of Christ are making me hate him more, when before I vaguely liked/tolerated him.

But having a bunch of starry eyed muscle brained sycophants endlessly whining, Himsagi about to cook, Rin/Shidou/any other fucking character SUCKS, is making my desire to commit arson grow like a sycamore.

I'm so tired of this arc. I need it to be over tomorrow.

It's really damaged how I see Isagi.

I need to stop letting Isagi fans ruin this character for me, but to be totally fair to those clowns, Kaneshiro is pissing me off too with how unlikable he's made this kid in this arc.

At least before his sadistic urges were kind of funny and his off the field personality redeemed him a lot.

now we're on the fucking field so much that he's coming off like just a raging prick all the time.

there's no balance in this arc at all.

Isagi is out here being a bastard to way more likable characters than himself. You keep saying he's cooking, but it's only himself, every time he starts yelling at blind kids and gay kids and kids who've had it so much worse than him. You'd only think he's in the right if you're the kind of basement dwelling weeb who says shit like sukuna did nothing wrong.

[batunatu]

okay, no one asked for this BUT HERE YOU GO. first of all, the playlist is mainly made up of songs that remind me of the ship or I think they would listen to it hehehe. probably in the lore, natu (for some reason I address myself in the third person) she introduced Jeffery to shibuya kei since he was desperate to find a connection related to Japanese culture with her, so now they listen to halcali, CAPSULE, serani poji, orange lounge and even gorillaz on the english side.

The first 9 songs are the most important, probably the favorites of it, and let's say that this shows an innocent side of the ship because this thing has too much toxicity. BUT YES, THE REAL SONG THE JEFFASHA SONG IS ABSOLUTELY the body of earthling.

idk that song is so innocent, sweet, full of love that it genuinely sounds like something they would feel, listen to and look at each other in love. and then huhhh, in terms of songs that DO contribute to the lore or talk about the relationship, definitely the most important one is highschool sweethearts, before shipping jeffasha I identified with this song, because yes, jeffery is everything that terrifies me in a boy.

Another song could be song about me, this one sounds more like the separation of the ship, I like to think that if it were a game we would have different endings or destinies with the ship, not very happy ones.

Ai no jikken is also a song that describes Jeffasha in crisis and pacify her and soap also has certain things that show the dark side of the ship. Jeffasha's main concept is that Nat met Jeffery superficially and once they started dating he showed his weird traits and you know, weeb and perverse side and Nat may want to "fix him" or get away from him to the point of just go out with him out of pity.

Anyway, if you want to recommend a Shibuya Kei song that would be cool here, or one that reminds you of Jeffasha, you can send it in the questions box because the comment notifications don't reach me.