#LET ME BE GODS FAVORITE

[everotten]

Protagonist Ariane

[derpwithit]

*taps mic* So erm...any fiddlestan enjoyers out there tonight?

Im ashamed to say that this ship has utterly taken over my life, I just want them to be happy and GOD THEYRE SO TRAGIC UWFIBJNKFQNC

[bruciemilf]

I’m actually really sad I have to communicate this, but yall should REALLY consume fandom media created by actual, human people, not AI.

[fujimousee]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO USOPP!!!!!!!!!

[doverstar]

can't express accurately how happy it makes me that c.s. lewis did not leave room for many interpretations in narnia. it's christian and you can't get around it. susan chose to care more about worldly things than what matters and he said what he said. the lion is Jesus. evil is evil and good is good and people have to choose. and that makes some readers angry because it's nearly impossible to ignore and they want to ignore it. they want it to be something else and they can't make it something else without making it not narnia. love that. that is doing it right

[julijbee]

girlbossing too close to the sun.

[ghostbsuter]

John Constantine was in prison.

No, not a normal, mortal prison. Those wouldn't be able to hold him like this one does.

No, he's imprisoned in the Infinity Realm.

The warden of the establishment is Walker, someone whose blood sings Witch Hunter.

If that wasn't bad enough, with every second, it gets worse. Angels decided to interfere in a realm not in possession of their God.

Who's idea was it to go against the Infintiy Realm? Are they nuts?

"John Constantine," One of the messangers steps forward. There is no weapon in sight, yet.

"Under the scrutiny of Heaven, we were sent to retrieve you for a trial." Their voice clipped, blond hair shimmering a soft green and John is sweating buckets.

"Your deals with various demon folk and such shall be judged unter gods court and—"

A loud bang echoes through the hall, Walker's men are surrounding the beings of heaven and particular brave soul steps forward.

The lad is young, can't be older than Bat's Robin. He walks with an air of authority, white hair floating against gravity's rules and towering before the flock of messangers.

"How dare—"

The boy, the godling– growls.

He blocks their view of Constantine, staring them down.

Some of the angels fall back, wings arched and ready for a fight, weapons still not in sight however.

"I am Phantom, King of God's of the Infinity Realm." The child with a title too much for such small shoulders bear, introduces himself.

It sends the flock into mild panic. Constantine is just a bit satisfied at the change.

"Returns to your god and tell him this, every Constantine bearing the title Laughing Magician is under my protection."

For such a small stature, his voice is booming, the command thinly veiled as a threat and icicles forming around him.

"Tell him that if he ever dares to breach my territory once more, I will not hesitate to call war upon heaven."

The main angel of the flock, the one that had read out Constantines sentence, hesitated only for a moment before urging the others to leave.

Posture stiff and movements jerky.

They didn't expect to be told off like this, John muses.

He only slightly dreads when phantoms attention drifts to him finally, a light knock on the metal bars and the whole wall was gone.

"Follow me, John Constantine."

And John does.

He'll sweet talk himself out of this on the way to his doom. Like always.

—

("Unpopular belief, but I actually quite like you." Danny had stated once in the garden, sitting on a table and drinking tea. John hadn't touched his cup nor desert at all, cannot trust those of the infinite after all.)

(A rip into the green before them had created a portal, a gateway.

"Leave, Laughing Magician. Hold onto that necklace, it will ward off anyone with the intent to harm and deals as a warning to those working for the immortal."

And as John steps forward, his eyes meet toxic green.

"We will see one another again, sooner or later. Farewell, Jester."

The portal spat him out in his apartment in New York, if it wasn't for the protection charm, Constantine would have believed it to be a mere dream. A warning.)

[qqueenofhades]

[synthshenanigans]

I'm crying

Also THDPH canceled Chonny is officially not going to hell

[aprilblossomgirl]

By the way, you've been editing so many clips for me. Don't you feel anything? There must be someone you’re attracted to. I’ll let you pick your bias. Choose one.

ThamePo Heart That Skips a Beat | Ep.01

[glassedplanets]

Can you do it, Drifter? Can you make the Man with the Golden Gun the villain in the eyes of those who would tempt the Dark?

redraw!

[sparkdoesart]

News! I beat a game today and i also have a new interest wedged into my brain!

We finished poppy playtime chapter 3 today and i am not okay <33

I lovw them both so much i cant

[pinacoladamatata]

i just think

[kirby-the-gorb]

[zylphiacrowley]

what if we...

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[laritamiauu]

Technically Dionysus is in epic cause Odysseus used wine on Polyphemus, so you should draw him next /hj

WELL ACTUALLY-

so they mention that it's the "worlds best tasting wine", that could be bluff, but maybe the "worlds best tasting wine" is the wine that's directly made by Dionysus

he probably found out that they used his wine and said: ooooh poseidon's gonna be piiissed

cause he loves drama

but that's JUST A THEORY-