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Can anyone give me three dollars for a new 2b pencil? /j
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Man I am just SO CONFUSED. About the time line of this game.
No one is telling me how long links been gone! Or how long the botw-totk timeskip was! They all just started selling my stuff again lol. I'm going to have to get everything redyed!
Me: hey random stranger! Lore dump? You look like a lore dumper.
Kindly npc: why hullo there, link ^^! My, I haven't seen you in a while since the calamity ended! I was so worried when they said you and the princess had gone missing! But it's good to see you're well.
Me: aw, thanks. How long has it actually been tho.
Kindly npc: ^u^
#Having a great time btw I've just been chased across a near sea of miasma by stal riders and more! 10/10 nearly died in a high speed chase#Made it out relatively unscathed which is truly amazing lmao#Spoilers ahead: I have had the funniest time doing the great plateau quest chain. Once I sucked it up and made nice with the creepy statue.#He's(?) been alright. Fair trader. Good deals. I've mostly been terrorising kohga in between absolutely failing to craft working vehicles X#His new boss fights are so much easier than the first one lol. Less fun I'll admit but the music is groovy. You can probably make a#Machine and try and dog fight him but with few exceptions the turning circles are decrepit so I just stuck to mild dodging and shooting him#And running over to hit him some more. Kinda bland for a boss fight I'll say. Could have done with a lot more pizazz. It's kohga come on.#Anyway I do feel kinda bad because apparently he's been stuck down there for however many months/years and I AM kinda cheating with the arm#After the first fight he fled to the gerudo mine and the steward very nicely showed me how to get there but never underestimate#My procrastination because I'd already found it by just exploring so I just teleported. In game it must have been terrifying lmao#Racing across an endless void filled only by the light of your rapidly running out of battery glider and the red glow of the gloom away fro#The apparently immortal ancient warrior who beat you up and tossed you down there and there's no sign of perusal so you're probably safe#But you get there and he's already sitting there poking some bananas having wiped out your goons and plundered your supplies.#Like sorry man but the arm comes with the hero territory I can't exactly take it off.#Maybe if you stopped terrorising the people purah would let you have one of her long distance teleportation slates. It comes with photos?#It can't have been long since botw link hasn't grown an inch XD. Also I've been turning the lore timeline over in my head and still no idea#Are we not sure Rauru isn't from some alternate timeline that got fused with the main loz timeline by accident??#loz#legend of zelda#totk#loz totk#tears of the kingdom#loz tears of the kingdom#totk spoilers
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Thinking about evil uses of the transporter
Move them every time they go through a door so they hit the frame
Rustle their sheets when they're juuust about to fall asleep
Give them a cavity
Put one of their shoes in the corridor
Put a splinter under their nail
Move their bed back and forth an inch or two every day so they're constantly stubbing their toe
Put pollen straight in their sinuses
Move their tibia slightly out of place so their knee hurts a little when they walk
Open up a tiny hole in their retina
If that's too mean, put an eyelash in their eye
#evil EMH shit#precision transporting#yeah you can beam someone into space but these are longer term evil ventures#one of my fillings fell out and I started wondering about Starfleet dentistry#then it occurred to me you could transport out part of a tooth#I think every single one of these things is true to my life#I can pretend it was a transporter and not just me right?#trying to distract myself from the hole in my mouth smh#honestly the splinter was probably the worst it was like an inch long and thick#my grandpa pulled it out and put my hand in lister one but pieces still resurface once in a while#I mean don't go out of your way for retina issues or anything#though I'm guessing it would be less painful than minutes of flashing green laser in the eye...
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work sucks, have we considered this
i am so fucking tired all of the time. i don't think it's a medical issue exactly i think it's that i work full-time and commute two hours a day, and i have never been very energetic to begin with. left to my own devices i sleep six hours a night and nap for a couple hours during the day, which one absolutely cannot do if one is at work. it's churlish to complain about my generally very cushy job (i'm on salary; i work inside; i find parts of my job draining but it is really very easy; &c.), but i left work two hours early today because there was a winter storm travel advisory & my boss said it would be okay to leave early since i am going to come in early tomorrow, & i feel so much better this evening that it really throws the rest of my time into sharp relief
#irredeemable whining#forecast said we might get 10 inches of snow :) i don't want to work#woke up this morning & was like 'i am going to fucking die if i go in.' obviously i did not fucking die. but i was being sincere#productivity per hour. public service. limits of liberal institutions. the wage relation. idk. all of these concepts slosh within me#on my hour-long drive to work. where i also reflect upon the fact that our region has gotten like 5 feet less snow than we should've#but there are no jobs closer to me in my field; i look every day. i just feel a sort of colorless structural despair.#i'm undiagnosing myself. my iron levels are normal. my blood is suuuuper ferrous but in a normal & good way. probably.
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Usually i dont have long hair so i guess its just hitting like a truck lately how femininely long hair is viewed, how much its used to identify women, how shallowly many people expect women To have long hair
And wowza does it make me realize 1 why my mom must've internally felt such a great need to make me grow my hair 2 makes me immediately wanna chop it the fuck off, because the people most pleased with long hair are the people id like to stay away from me 3 kind of irksome cause im growing my hair out, for the first time by choice in like 2 fucking decades, because i wanted cool long hair like guys in shows i admire
#rant#my hair woes#i mean 1 feel free to ignore#but also 2 just heard a dude yesterday APPAULED his girlfriend cut their hair#and like. as a bisexual nonbinary who for 90% of my life has had shorter hair than my chin#i hope a person like that NEVER dates me. so far im life my hairs been so short it naturally kept such ppl away from dating me#and cool ppl who also liked me with short hair were rhe ones liking me#and one video essayist on youtube recently did a deep dive into why society in general tends to turn on women who cut their hair off#which. makes me want zero fucking hair all the more. i do not wanna be read as woman in the first place#but my face just kinda prevents that. i used to wear a binder and dress ways i liked less and had 1 inch of hair#and was still constantly misgendered so i figured fuck it ill just wear lolita dresses and big tshirts with no bra and do whatever#since strangers would treat me the same anyway.#but like. goddamn. last time my hair was longer than this i was in college but i was so like sporty butch bisexual ripped off sleeve tshirts#i think no weirdo like. liked me for my hair or perceived femininity thank goodness#just kinda yikes yikes yikes on all the valuing of people perceived as women based on their hair like...#as transphobia ramps up also General intolerance of gender nonconformity ramps up#as in attacks toward non makeup wearer women non shaver women short haired women long haired men makeup wearing men#an obvious thing but. god i hate the general trends of fucking society in their fucking conservative swing into#conservative moral panic and sexism and racism and transphobia and like its always there but theres really a pendulun swing into like#decades backward lately#for the past 10 years tbh...
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HmHm.
I think a Hairdorables head on a Cave Club body would make a decent Mayday doll.
Nothing's gonna be perfect, but I think Hairdorables matches her face/head shape a lil'better than the base Cave Club.
Ya know. If somebody wants to get on that.
#nsr#i already said i'm not gonna do it#and while i said it was because i didn't also want to make a zuke doll to go with her#it's also because i already made kliff: if i made either one using these particular dolls#they're gonna be significantly shorter than him and that'll bug the hell out of me#kun3h0 is a couple inches shorter than him even though she's supposed to be pretty tall#and that's with the extra centimeter that the shoes gave her#how much more so for May who doesn't wear shoes?#of course... i could just use dolls that are in-scale with him but i like more stylized figures#that's a big part of why i was so attracted to NSR#the only reason kliff works with a 'regular' doll is that he's distinctly *less* stylized than most of the other characters#but he's still stylized~ him being forced into this 'normal' body type means that he's getting completely eaten by his coat/scarf#whereas the long neck/big hands and feet of his original design helped pull him out of his clothes a bit more#i think the more cartoony proportions of the small dolls would help with details like that#so if someone else with this hobby wants to give it a try#then be my guest and also share it with me
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is knives closer to brad than luida? does she remind him of rem too much?
So much to say about this one and please re-ask it (or I'll rb it) further down the line when we know more!
I can say now that Knives hero worships Brad a bit while he's closer to actual friends with Luida. Which doesn't necessarily equal closeness either way. I think you can tell this already by how often Knives thinks about what Brad would do and what he would say if he was there. They have a very unique relationship that's probably my favorite in the fic, and it was hard to write so I hope it lands how I want it to land.
It's interesting writing a main character of Trigun who's not obsessed with Rem. Knives was more mature than Vash, and as happens frequently in families with a high needs kid like Vash he got a little promoted to part-time caregiver (he also promoted himself, to be fair), so he had a more mature relationship with Rem than Vash ever did. So he's not as obsessed with her pacifism, which means that Knives is pacifist for different reasons in a different way. In a. You know. 'Cold turkey' way.
I never got much chance to explore this, but Vash is absolutely still obsessed with Rem. I couldn't see any situation where Vash didn't do exactly what he thought Rem would want. Which severely affected me writing him because that means that he has to have a baseline level of Space Alien Scifi Insanity for that to be part of his mental schema for the world. Jonestowning a city and telling himself that Rem would want him to do that means that this baseline level has to be extremely high.
This fic was. Really tricky. So tricky. Very tricky. I'm proud of it but MAN you still have to wonder if you did what you wanted to do.
#my writing#there is so much to say about every inch of this and im itching to say it lmfao#because it was so tricky so I had to put even more thought into this shit than usual F#I say that Vash was hard as hell to write and that's true#Wolfwood was also hard as hell to write#and Meryl.#the whole thing was hard#but on another level it was actually pretty easy#i blinked and it was at 100k#if a story has a good foundation and a good structure then no matter how tricky it is it's not hard to write#a story with weak characters and convoluted arcs and a shaky foundation is hard as fuck to write#I see ppl saying that putting less effort into stories makes them easier to write#and that's true to a degree#but if the story gets over 20k or so then actually putting less effort in at the beginning makes it SUPER HARD#lots of ppl I know who have issues writing long stories just have issues with structuring a story#man now im staring at the 30 page epilogue wondering if I should just cut 25 pages of it lmfao. anyway.
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I've made some good progress on my Batuu vest sewing project in the last couple of days since I posted about finishing the Jyn Erso sweatshirt project. Like I mentioned in that post, working on the sweatshirt helped me realize that I needed to add fabric to the front shoulder of the vest rather than removing it. Once I got the shoulder seam sitting where I wanted it, the bust seam fit perfectly and didn't require any adjustments at all, woot.
With that and a few other small changes made to the lining, I went ahead and transferred all the changes to the paper pattern (including actually taping on extra paper to the front shoulder section) and then cut out the exterior fabric out of scraps of that same blue linen I used for the lining/mock-up.
All the work I did on fitting the lining and adjusting the paper pattern made the whole thing come together quickly and easily. I still had to do a slash-and-spread technique to ease the bust panels together, but it was sort of ridiculously easy compared to how much I struggled with that seam with the lining before realizing that the problem was with the markings on the pattern itself.
So now I've got two layers of the vest all sewn together, exterior on the left and interior lining on the right:
When they're layered together, the raw edges are all sandwiched between the exterior and the lining. This linen already has a good amount of body on its own, but layered together it's nearly as rigid as the duck cloth I made my original vest for The Moment out of. Which honestly I'm glad to see, since the torso section will be so fitted once the zipper is in, and actually under a bit of tension.
Last night while I was trying to fall asleep, I realized that any pockets I want to have in this vest need to be put in before I attach the exterior to the lining, so that the stitch lines don't show through. I haven't decided yet if I want to have any pockets visible from the outside (flaps or otherwise), but I knew I definitely wanted to have hidden interior pockets that I can access when the zipper is zipped all the way up (to mid-bust or so). This morning I measured and cut two little square pockets that live in the overbust area of the lining, below my collarbone but above the largest part of the bust -- visible on the right in the pic below where one of the front panels is opened up to show the lining:
I sized both pockets to fit my in-character pilot's license such that the license would stick out just a tiny amount (making it easier to retrieve without digging around in a too-deep pocket). My pilot's license is just slightly bigger than my real-world ID, so the pockets would also work for carrying practical items like ID, credit card, roomkey, etc. The pic below shows the pilot's license on the left and my driver's license on the right, with the lining turned completely inside out so that both pockets can be seen.
The next step, which I'm hoping to get to tonight, will be ironing all the new seams I've sewn in the last few days -- the pockets, the new shoulder panels in the lining, and all the seams in the exterior. While I'm at it, I want to cut out and iron a couple of pocket flap mock-ups so that I can pin the flaps to the outside and see if I like the look, and if so where I want the pockets to be.
The Moment vest has a pair of zipper pockets set on a diagonal, based on the screen-used vest Billy Piper wore in the Doctor Who 50th anniversary episode. Originally my plan for my Batuu outfit was to wear that vest as is, and then I started thinking about covering up the zippers (to follow the No Visible Closures In Star Wars rule) and figured I would just hand-sew some flaps over those zipper pockets.
But now that I'm doing the vest as a completely new scratch-build, I have the option to do whatever I want with the pockets. Pockets are lovely, but I do have the two interior pockets, my brown leather bag, and my belt (potentially with pouches) to help carry stuff around -- and even if I did have pockets on the lower torso of this vest, I probably wouldn't put much in there anyway, since the whole thing is so fitted.
I know for certain that I don't want to do patch pockets that stand away from the body of the vest, like the ones on Han Solo's vest. Side seam pockets are also out, because I think the tension of the fit would pull on those weird. Which leaves various types of welt pockets, with or without a flap, carefully angled so that tension doesn't make them pull and gap.
A lot of the vests in Star Wars have visible pockets, often multiple visible pockets, but those vests also tend to hang open rather than closed and snugly fitted. One exception that I've been looking to for inspiration is Bix Caleen from the Andor show on Disney+. She has a longer coat that's fitted through the torso with princess seams, just like my vest, and while it has pockets they're much lower down, on the hips. She also has something more properly called a vest, worn over a long-sleeved shirt, that is similarly fitted with princess seams -- and again, no visible exterior pockets at all.
The more I look at pictures of Bix, the more I'm leaning away from doing any sort of external pocket at all, and just stick with the two small internal pockets. I might need to do some top stitching along the seams to give it some visual texture (another thing that Bix's coat and vest both have), but that could be a good way to secure the lining to the exterior, too. Hmm. Definitely something I'll have to think on.
#my sewing#Batuu vest#Batuu Bounding#2024 mood#long post#also I've got like. less than 5 inches to go on hand-sewing the first pleated panel to Jack's jacket#after I get through ironing all this stuff I may just work on the jacket for a bit tonight while I contemplate pockets
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I would also LOVE to hear about the dynamic you have planned for Metal and Shadow in the Second Chance AU. Give me some headcanons if you'd like.
some of this was touched on with the previous ask because it kind of got away from me, but i'll keep this one more to the point and conversational--
metal definitely struggles to see this timeline-displaced shadow as not-the-one-he-originally-knew, but only in a responsibility kind of way. he knows they're two separate people, but he will still always default to "taking care" of this-shadow. he thinks of it somewhat as repaying the kindness that-shadow showed him in the events referencing rivals 2.
they are literally housemates. metal's new mechanic/caretaker lives in the same general area shadow eventually takes up residence. metal basically invited himself to "live" there too, and shadow just never questioned it. this mostly equates to metal occasionally sitting down in the den somewhere to defrag his systems.
metal communicates via sign language, but eventually allows his new caretaker to reactivate the voice box that was still left in him from his little IDW neo metal arc. speaking aloud is often a last resort, purely because sign language is more comfortable. the only exception is when he's communicating with shadow, in which case the default is using his voice, because shadow doesn't know sign language (yet).
i consider metal's voice to be Adrenaline Dubs's take on neo metal, so it's a big spooky scary voice that tends to catch people off guard when he does use it. he doesn't find this funny nor does he particularly have the foresight to warn people/care if it would startle them, even though it does all the time.
metal does not have the capacity for empathy, and is still figuring out how to logic his way around why people act/react the way they do, as he can't predict it. his method for "taking care" of shadow largely involves doing whatever's logical on a purely scientific level, whether that's ratting him out for self-isolating, or forcefully dragging him into his black shield when things get dicey.
both are travelers to an extent. shadow's focused on undergoing tests (some grueling and even downright painful) for the first few months after his revival, but eventually starts to branch out once the research is more out of his hands. metal, also given the ability to hop worlds, does whatever he damn well pleases, if for no other reason than to collect data. he's a walking library.
metal has a truly unfathomable amount of storage space for data, and only questionably-realistic methods for which to manage it. this is part of why he (eventually) chooses to travel-just-because; data collection is one of the very, very few things he has identified as Something He Likes To Do. every single world he visits and person he meets has a "profile" in his database.
if he's processing, metal's eyes glimmer not unlike the way they do in the OVA; if he's just thinking normally, they do not. since his storage space is so large and consequently demands longer processing times on occasion, this distinction was intentionally programmed in by his caretaker, so people know he's not just ignoring them.
shadow is tiny. i erroneously claimed he was 2'09" without his shoes earlier today. i was wrong. he is 2'10". (3ft exactly with them on.)
if you only count the time he was consciously awake, shadow is like… a year old, maybe just under two. metal is, at max, six, and that does include all the time he was out of commission/put into stasis. both are childish in their own ways. both are also incredibly responsible. (usually.) shadow's relationship and understanding of his own age is complicated. his trying to be "mature" is more often than not a façade. there are days he allows himself to be more childish, and that usually amounts to being more emotionally open/needy. metal is similar, but more rarely, and it usually amounts to him demanding company; he is not subtle about his needs, when he can identify they are in fact needs.
shadow has a full set of chaos emeralds, which he keeps stashed away in a bag-of-holding type thing. these are emergency-use only, as the full array of his powers still rely on them. these were acquired through questionable means after he got his shit kicked in by a giant poison plant-thing and realized he is in desperate need of his usual arsenal. he has never (and probably never will) go super; the max he's used at once is 2. he likes the green and light blue ones the most.
sonic is eventually made aware of metal's absence and why. he doesn't find the whole multiverse thing unusual, just based on the game canon alone, and accepts it. if anything, he's relieved metal has finally found his freedom.
Mr. Tinker, and a whole bunch of other ex-badniks, will eventually be involved. "second chances" is the running theme for the entire cast, so a lot of it revolves around these guys getting their lives reframed in a more safe and freeing environment they wouldn't otherwise be allowed if eggman/the weight of their original timelines were still holding them down. (metal in particular will have some extremely complicated feelings about Mr. Tinker (and sage)'s return.)
#measlyfurball13#sea answers#second chance au#thank you for your interest i'm cry#lots of thoughts about this au bouncing around the inside of my head at all times of day#i will never run out of words about it#fun fact me deciding he's actually a whole inch taller than initially claimed is exactly how this#'i'll finally talk about this au now actually'#parade started today#somehow. because i wanted to just share headcanons.#adhd/autism brain works in weird ways#this one also got a bit long akdjkgjh i'm sorry#i tried to make it less of a text block i really did#but tumblr stopped letting me make ANY edits to it unless i left it exactly like this augh
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Honestly you could be the stupidest rudest nastiest person alive and a large swath of people would let it slide before you even asked them to as long as you're above like. 5'10".
#i think this also applies to being particularly short as long youre willing to debase yourself#and pull the im just a little guy also its my birthday card#that ONLY works on tall people though whereas the content of the post applies to literally everyone#if you fuck with someone less than 6 inches taller than you and youre both short its a fight to the death
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testosterone like moooostly fixed my horrible cramps but every now and then i’ll get a wave of them and it’ll have been just long enough that my body thinks my dick’s falling off
#my brain: CLOSE YOUR LEGS TO SAVE IT#bud its less than an inch long i think it’s stayin where it is
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One good part about my spinal surgery is that my posture is fucking incredible now
#I used walk kind of slouched over on one side#and with a limp bc one of my legs was a few inches shorter than the other#now my posture is above average#my mom says I look like a ballerina lol#idk about that but it’ll probably stay good for a long time bc slouching over causes me extra pain#so I just sit up straight by default bc it’s easier and less painful#.___.
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worst part of having long hair is being in the shower constantly thinking you're seeing spiders on the floor even though you KNOW logically that it's just another clump of hair
#this never happened when it was less than three inches long#but im currently powerfully deluding myself into thinking i can be ambiguously gendered with hair this long nobody interrupt me
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going to bed before i burst into actual tears of helpless frustration because for the third time in as many weeks, my computer has decided that despite paying for 500mbps internet, i'm only allowed an oscillation between 2.4-40mbps for absolutely no valid reason, and whatever i did to somehow make it work again last time absolutely will not work this time
#first time i got told by several folks i must be in a wifi deadspot#nevermind that for the two days prior it had been entirely fine in that spot#so i moved the computer and rearranged every single item of furniture in my bedroom#and it worked!#LAST week i uninstalled and reinstalled drivers; let hp examine my device through their site and find me missing drivers#shut down and restarted so many fucking times#changed network bands#disconnected from the network and made my computer forget it and then connected fresh#did all the refresh signal and restart gateway bullshit#and at the end of all that the drivers thing seemed to work!#NOW? THIS WEEK? TONIGHT????#literally fucking nothing is fixing it and every diagnostic tool under the sun swears everything is completely fine and working normally#i am going to dissolve into exhausted tears#apparently what i won't be doing is ANYTHING online on my personal computer for... however long this goes on this time#(and btw literally every other device in the house has zero such issue#work laptop three feet behind me? fine. personal laptop? fine. switch? fine. kandi's pc/xbox? fine.#my phone while sitting directly in front of my computer twelve inches from it while it gets 14mbps?#ALSO COMPLETELY FUCKING FINE. i am beyond at a loss and i'm so goddamned tired)#(this computer is less than 2 years old and i paid over $800 for it WHY IS THIS HAPPENING 😭)
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barber fucked up my haircut today and I am SO sad about it. I'd been growing it out for a few months, i was almost through the awkward phase, we talked about it and I thought we understood each other, and then I ended up with all the growth cut off. it's actually a little shorter in some places than if i had just gotten my usual instead of trying to change it. ughhhh
#cutting off an extra 1/1.5 inches isn't a big deal on someone with long hair but like#i had less than two inches on most of my head to begin with#and i wanted the longer part on top to keep growing out so i could have it the length where it curls all the way around twice. 2 loops#it could do 1 loop but now it can't do even that :(
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waiiiitttttt okay so my hairs pretty short rn but i have a tiny bit of length on top like its not buzzed. should i try growing it out as a deathhawk??? idk man
#LOVE the look but im fucking lazy so idk if id ever actually style it#plus i have 2 weddings im in this may and need to like... not cause problems there lol#my tattoos and piercings are already going to be controversial enough#and my hair grows super slow so i need to be thinking about that now#like it grows maybe half an inch a month#nah actually less than that#like a 1/3 and inch#anyway... its not going to be long by may by no means#but im wondering what shape i should be taking it in#whatever ive got at least a month now before i'll want to trim anything so i have time to think#tree talks
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