#LENNYYYYYYY!!!

[joutsummer]

📸 wiliertriestina

[lonewolflink]

oh my god sorry just

"It's cool to be hated." -Ryan Leonard (WSH)

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS GUY TO COME TO WASHINGTON

[andradrawsstuff]

Fifth chapter of my fic ✨

I keep forgetting to post these lmao

Hehe Private gets to swear :)

Chapter 5: How to pocket a penguin

The city streets were illuminated with neon pink and glowing bar signs, contrasting against the pitch-black night sky. Alleyways were stained with the permanent scent of fruity alcohol, and bars were bustling with rowdy patrons. The boys waddled their way through the streets, exploring what the nightlife had to offer. They were already out for two hours, hopping around the dozens of bars and buzzing nightclubs. They weren’t there purely for fun, however. Kowalski suggested to search for any spare parts they could find, as well as pickpocketing some extra cash. Desperate times called for desperate measures. Not that they cared much, really. They had no soft spot for humans, and it showed. If it were animals that were on the receiving end, they may have had a little more empathy and spared them from swiping their cash.

By the time it reached three in the morning, the penguins had already racked up quite the hand.

“Good work boys,” Skipper praised. “At this rate, we might have enough to buy us a whole plane again!”

“Yes… well, next time we need more cash, we should just come back to Miami!” Kowalski added. “These people are loaded!”

They finally decided to take a break from swiping and let loose a little. The club they were stationed at was filled with drunken partygoers who seemed to be misplacing their beverages quite often. Or so they thought that they were being misplaced… when in reality, the cheeky birds pinched every stray drink they saw and decided to have a little fun themselves. At first, it started off light. Just one drink Skipper said. Skipper ORDERED. One shot… ah, what’s the harm. How about two? Those two turned into three, and three turned into five. After seven, they completely lost count. All they knew, was that they were having a GREAT time.

“WOOOOOOO HAHAHAHA LOOKATMEEEE, I’M A PWETTY WITTLE BUTTERFLY!!” Kowalski screamed at the top of his lungs whilst swinging on a chandelier, making sure the whole city heard him.

“Ohkay, ohkay. How’s about you give me that one.” Skipper asked Private, poorly attempting to swindle him out of his drink.

“What?” He replied completely appalled. “No, that’s MY drink, piss off and get your own!”

“LENNYYYYYYY!!” Yelled Rico. “LENNYYYYYYY WHERE ARE YA MAN?” Who the hell is Lenny?

Those birds were GONE. Not a single functional braincell left in their heads. They were fully toasted. Things only got worse when they started seeing things. Lobsters. One here, one there, and one in the corner of the room. At first, it was only a few. But then more appeared out of nowhere. They must be tripping, they thought. Was this normal? This never happened in Monte Carlo…

“Kuhwalski… analysis…” Skipper spluttered, growing concerned about his visions.

“Uhhhh, I have absotutely NO clue…”

Rico couldn’t muster up the courage to even grunt anymore…

Private managed to form a single coherent thought. “Wuh- wait… are you guys seeing them too?”

Those lobsters seemed to get increasingly angrier… and closer. The boys bunched up together, huddling in order to stay up on their own feet. This time, things seemed more real. Those lobsters were really there, and they were after them. Skipper gathered all his strength to ask Rico for a wooden bat, but immediately blacked out, followed by Kowalski, then Private, then Rico. They were out like a light. The clawed creatures gathered around them, nodding to each other about something. One of them was a dark crimson colour, a scar on his right eye and claws almost as big as Private. He seemed to be the one in charge. He pulled out a beige sac and pocketed the poor penguins, signalling to the others to move out. Those silly birds, what did they get themselves into…

[youngdutchishot]

This is just some basic info about me!

My name is Sye, hello. 😊 I use he/him pronouns as stated in my bio above.. I am 18, but don't exactly mind minors interacting. Just keep appropriate!

I'm aroace!!/sil

Won't specify only thought to share (‘-’*)

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I likely will not post very often! I'm quite silly( anxiety riddled 💔) and the idea of strangers finding my goofy thoughts with such ease is a bit scary ..

[Oh and please- please, do not feel weary because I mentioned my struggle with socializing. I still love when people see my stuff!! Don't feel hesitant, engage!!! <33

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You might only see rdr2 captures from me or random snippets of my head-canons! That is, if I ever get around to posting such.....

FANDOMS :

Red Dead Redemption I / II [special interest(?)]

( hardly ever acknowledge these but will engage if asked^)

Roblox..

EPIC: The Musical

The Walking Dead

My Little Pony

Stardew Valley

Slasher movies..

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fave rdr characters!!! ( you wont believe it../sar)

Hosea Matthews, Dutch van der Linde!! yeahhh Arthur is up on the list too! And JOHN<33 I also really really loveeee Molly i would do anything for her (〃´∀｀) AND OMF LENNYYYYYYY!! my pookie baby boah hes very dear to me....

STUFF YOU CAN DO :

I'm pretty OK with most things! If you're chill and don't cross boundaries, I'll reciprocate! Unless you're- y'know, the obvious troll, or a complete utter bigot, yeah, I will ignore your existence and block. But other than that, if you're respectful, I really won't mind!!^^

You can definitely ask questions about me! That, I'm very open to!!

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PLEASE DO NOT :

Act weird / sexual toward me, not exactly comfortable with that. Have some decency at the very least, please. :((

Talk to me without tone tags, I struggle heavily with tone through text and if you even know the slightest bit about them, please do use them! If you're confused or don't want to, that's fine!! ( I put a site at the bottom that explains and showcases tone indicators btw!!)

Private messages!! That's a big no-no with me!!

Here's my ao3 and carrd profile as well. I lacked on publishing fics but will probably come around sometime soon.

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( Obviously the card below's not mine!! rightful credits to the owner that took time out of their day to put this together — I'm certain it's somewhere on the site..)

that's all ty for reading this (^-^*)ノ

[wonderlandleighleigh]

Esther begs to watch a horror movie way too young, or Esther wanting to do a silly 2-person Halloween costume with Lenny? Dealer's choice, I just love Esther!

"I'm big enough!"

"You are not," Lenny informs her.

"Lennyyyyyyy!"

"Esther, the movie is called Village of the damned, and you are six years old," he reminds her. "The answer is no."

The little girl huffs and flops down on the floor. "I want to see something scary! It's Halloween!"

"If you really want to see something scary, we can go the natural history museum and look at the bugs."

"Gross!"

"Exactly. Go to bed."

"I wanna watch!"

"the answer is still no."

"Mama would let me watch."

Lenny laughs. "Go to bed."

Esther groans and stomps off.

[annegodsk]

LNENY!!!

Can we just get a DLC with Arthur and Lennys drunken adventure, please?

LENNAAAAAAAAAY

[tkpuke]

lennyyyyyyy happy birthday✨ i hope you celebrate well and receive all the love you deserve🖤

Tysm Dani!! 🥳🤍

[caronism]

@lennykravitz told me to smile, then gave me a reason 😁. I want #lennykravitz to tell me again, only this time, to my face. C’mon Lennyyyyyyy do it @twice! 🤗 https://www.instagram.com/p/B2IOHlUFpgu/?igshid=1ig47lf3qmwzl

[joutsummer]

*takes a deep breath* LENNYYYYYYY

[fagen]

Lennyyyyyyy