#LALALALALA LOLOLOLOLO

[omoksii]

I have no idea what their name is but they look nice

,

(nvm their name is cherri or smth)

[5hark-byt3]

:3

Ykw? Hell yea dude

[1796samuel-seabury1729]

do you guys think she knows i like her and im talking abt her do you think she wants to give me cheek kisses like i do to her

[jupiterrr33]

actuallt im gonna rewatch sonic movies

[veegee290]

lalalalala… lololololo…

[scandiumcomplex]

heh. art dump from when i was in a school event or something

[sh1ft1ng-starzzz]

i have discord nitro now

[bears-sillybasement]

Haha, I...I drew like 8 things in 2 days and now I don't know how to fit them together..

I'm a genius

[ilovethenumber9]

Lalalalala lololololo

[secondary-colorentimy]

lalalalala lololololo blablablablabla 😝

[positive-mlm-total-drama-takez]

grabs you by the shoulders and shakes you agressively

HARCODY. HAROLD × CODY.

(tell me if I've sent something about this ship before lalalalala lololololo)

Oh lord, you're here too?/affectionate

[d-alva45]

Lalalalala lololololo

[another-delta-lover]

Pootimedes did this the other day and i wanna try it out HAGSJA

[notalbertsstuff]

Gyulp . . . !

[ID And PT: "Gyulp...!" and a thin divider by @cafekitsune where the colours pink and blue gline across. End]

` ` Albert , flim/flam ↴ factive

hetero he/him ⤷ reliver , ,

"Taken by a man"

⤹ he told me to write that

Adult . Barely . Do not flirt or use pet names . I need a cool identity to put right here

"To my family: I'm sorry, but it was either you or the screen. #RIP"

[IDs: A blue userbox made by @sysboxes with YouTuber Flamingo's logo, reading in darker blue "This alter is a factive of Albert/Flamingo". A red blinkie with a shaking edge reading in white "I (heart) My Boyfriend". I do not know the creator. End)

[ID: Same banner as before. End]

Lalalalala Lololololo

I'm Albert. Or Alber. You could genuinely call me either and sometimes I call myself Alber so much I forget my actual name is Albert

I'm heteroflexible but Ill often call myself straight. I'm being silly. Respond in whatever manner you find the funniest

I'm a factive, which means that I AM STEALING Albert's REAL LIFE identity. I go to HIS house and file my taxes under HIS name and the point if this blog is to TRICK people into thinking I'm REALLY him. Obviously.

[This is sarcasm]

I don't use tonetags. Feel free to ask for some clarification

Sourcemates/friends:

I probably won't remember you lol. The only person I really remember is Denis. I remember Kaden and Temprist but on a less personal level

I'm not very source connected I just act very much like source

I'm looking to make friends in the system and plural and specifically in the factive communities so if you want to be my friend hmu let's be friends

[daywalker-rr]

lalalalala. lololololo

[angelfacemjj]

Listin my vocal stims, cause I cannot rank them, except that I'm a bilingual person who has giftedness:

“I'm not a narcissist. Just trying this mirror thing, testin the camera and seeing how well it works.”

“Quem. É. Vo. Cê? (Quem é você?♪)”

“Callin people daddy is gross.” “Stop kink shamin me!” “Kink shamin IS MY KINK....”

“Volta o cão arrependido. Com suas orelhas bem fartas, o osso roído e o rabo entre as patas.”

“Eu vim fazer um anúncio, shadow o ouriço é um filho da puta do caralho”

The “fre sh avo cado” vine, but on the rhythm of “Another Part of Me” by Michael Jackson.

“Don't worry sandy! WHOA!”

“These emo boy, yeaaaahh” & “that van so emo, yeaaaahhh” that appears on one of @itzchrissydoesstuff 's YouTube videos.

“you don' climb trees?” “no, I do not.” “.. you're missin out...”

“uma estátua COMUNISTAAA!!!! Não vamos permitir!! Somos! Patrio! tas!”

“I go through hell... I go through hell touring...”

“I love to tour”

“PAREM COM ESSA BADERNA, seu bando de fuleiragens.... Se não eu expulso todos vocês da minha fazenda, AGORA!”

*fake sniff* “I just wanted to use the restroom... But now I'm so confused! Am I a womfn?.. AM I A WOMFN??”

“YOU'RE GAY???😱” “You're gay.😐” “You're one of them queers?👴🏻” “You're girlie pop, mhm!💅” “WOOF🐺”

“Qui viage é essa, véi?”

“Lalalalala.... Lololololo.... ÆĘ-”

Fluttershy's “Yaaaayy” in that one episode.

“Boy... Mais que PORRÉESS-”

VÊÊ QUAAATRO

What is looove?

Fruit? No! Bread? No! Fruit n bread? Probably not!

Is it a conversation?

Is it a fruitful sales deal?

Is it a hearty breakfast? Hm, my favourite brand!

Is it a four letter word that you can use various ways, that are mostly positive?

Hell yeah...

Can't remember any more, if I remember more, I'm gon make a part two.

Edit: no, too lazy. I'm gon add them here, Idc.