#L O O K AT MY HORSE BOYFRIEND

[lexie-thurkear]

Now, I was born early November, while they were going over the divorce. At roughly 6 weeks old, I became extremely ill. My mother rushed me to the hospital where they discovered I had contracted rsv that had quickly developed into pneumonia. My fever was roughly 103°F. For a fairly newborn baby, that is danger territory. That is, this baby is unlikely to make it, even in the mid-90s. I was so small they had to use a vein in my head for the IV. My mother never told her father of this. Just before I was born, they discovered my brother had a heart condition where the central wall is thickened to where it could cover the valves if his heart rate goes up. My mother blamed it on my father. She told her father, he said he should come visit only he never did. The next thing she heard was him angry she didn't thank him for the blow up pool he had bought for my brother, that was at his place, in Reno, that my mother had no idea about. So, given his reaction to my brother's health, she never told him about how his newborn granddaughter nearly died. She hasn't contacted him since then. I survived though my father is suspicious that the fever may have caused me to develop ADHD and may have worsened my autism. They divorced by the time I was 3 months old. They both got new partners, one that resulted in my younger brother through my father and a baby sister through my mother.

My younger brother is two yrs younger than me and given his mother and our father had just broken up when she said she was pregnant, he rightfully asked for a paternity test. He had a girlfriend between her and my mother who he caught cheating and didn't want to be suckered into another marriage by a fake pregnancy or by another man's kid. She was offended but my brother, L, was proven to be my father's. They tried again but one weekend, we all went camping.

My father was in the trailer making lunch when he noticed he couldn't see me or my older brother, K. He leaned out of the door and asked L's mom, who was holding him, where we were. She said we weren't her kids and weren't her responsibility. He found us playing out on the main road going past the camp site. He got us, brought us back to the trailer, loading everything up before driving everyone home. He dropped her off and said they were through and he'd be seeing her in court over L's custody. Given how Utah is in favor of mothers, unless they are sjown to be truly awful, he was only granted visitation. He hasn't seen L since he was 2, the last time I saw him.

My sister, H, is six years younger than me by my mother's long term/on again-off again boyfriend, M. M has been in my life since early on, often putting down for naps as a baby. As babies do, they said I've spat up on him more than once. M's parents were my honorary grandparents. I never met my maternal grandfather, to the point I don't even know his name or seen his face aside from old pictures. M's mom, R, tried K and I like her grandbabies. She was an amazing woman and a school teacher. Her husband, M's dad O, taught me at 4 how to ride a horse. I don't remember what his job was before retirement. O is the closest I have to a grandpa. My father's father lived across the main road from us all my childhood and I cannot remember a single time he came to visit us. R passed away when H was only about 3 or 4 and I spent the whole viewing, my first, trying to keep H distracted so she couldn't see her grandma's body. Even then I knew something said had happened and R was gone. O has since remarried to a wonderful lady though I don't know her too well.

On to my mental issues, I was diagnosed with ADHD and OCD at around 2. My father and paternal grandma both knew there was something else up with me but my mother refused to get me tested for anything else. And so, I spent years being bullied and bounced around from class to class, school to school. Finally, in 4th grade, the school psychologist insisted my mother have me tested for autism. The very thing my father and grandma suspected. She however, neglected to tell me and so I didn't know what was wrong with me.

[stars-self-ships]

Not too long ago, I made a post where, on a day where I had been surging with Bi Energy, expressed interest in wanting a taur boyfriend. At the time, I wasn't really sure it would be anything more than an idea, just something I could think about every now and then. But the more I thought about it, the more I wanted to take that extra step and make an OC that would also serve as a romantic F/O.

Here on tumblr, you don't see too much representation of self-shippers pairing themselves with their own OCs, though it certainly is something a lot of those in the self-shipping community do if posts like this are any indication! And with that being said, to all of my friends and those in the self-ship community (Like @stephysalcido, @minxxikuo and @sakura-nyah), it is with great pleasure that I finally introduce you to...

My taur boyfriend, Miles 🧡🤍🧡

Full Name: Miles Whitley Stephenson Gender: Male Date of Birth: May 14th, 1999 Age: Twenty-One Height: 8'5" Species: Centaur

Appearance: Miles' upper human half is relatively lean in terms of weight. He has short, blonde hair, bright green eyes, freckles, and wears glasses. Miles is most commonly seen wearing a baggy bermuda gray hoodie with a small gay flag button pinned to its front. Underneath it, he usually wears a t-shirt of a bright color, typically orange as it is his favorite color. Miles' centaur half is greatly reminiscent of a palomino horse, with an extraordinarily large, bushy tail that is identical in color to his hair.

Overview: Miles is best described as a socially awkward and passive centaur. Given his introverted nature, he is prone to speaking quietly and can sometimes be very short on words unless he is speaking to somebody who he confides his trust in. Miles is also overly self-conscious about his taur half, and will sometimes stay inside to do away with the fear of being stared at in public. In spite of his hesitance, however, Miles is a very dependable and kind individual, always one to care deeply about the well-being of others.

If there's one thing that Miles is noteworthy for (Aside from being half horse), it's his fascination with all things classic video games. Miles is something of a video game nerd, and in turn loves to go thrift store hunting to see if he can pick up any good finds. While nothing particularly impressive, he has a small collection of his favorite titles and consoles proudly strewn about his room, and spends most of his nights seated in front of a CRT TV playing video games. His favorite console is the Nintendo 64, and some of his favorite games include Paper Mario, Pilotwings 64 amidst a few others.

While Miles can be very reclusive about his thoughts and passions in the presence of others, he is not shy about showing his true colors in front of his significant other... me! Miles and I spend a lot of time together just being two huge dorks, we play a lot of video games together which is a whole lot of fun! He also lets me brush his tail whenever he feels it needs tending to, which is also something I find myself cuddling a lot because of how floofy it is! As much fun as that is, though, my favorite thing to do with Miles is be in the comfort of his warm, loving embrace, where I'm always reminded of how loved I am by him... I love him so much. 🧡🤍🧡

[rhenuvee]

PDA (Fred Weasley x reader)

A/N: So I’ve seen a lot of headcanons for Fred that he is big on PDA with his s/o, so here is a fic about it. Lightly based on the song PDA by Scott Helman- WOW who would’ve known. 

Warnings: If it wasn’t obvious already- a l o t o f M A K I N G O U T, and George being done with your BS x5

*I realized I’m an idiot for not doing this sooner so tell me if you’d like to be tagged in my future fics. I write for 3 fandoms so please specify which one!*

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It was your seventh year at Hogwarts and you had mixed feelings about it. Last year was overwhelming with the events of the Triwizard Tournament, you hoped that this year would be better (aha sike bich). The thing you did look forward to however, was seeing Fred.

The two of you actually just started dating after he asked you to the Yule ball. In fact, he was a little overwhelming himself... in a good way though. He was never shy to show affection, even when others were around which was embarrassing sometimes.

He would hold you close by wrapping his long arm around your shoulder while walking together in the hallways, cuddling in the common room, give you hugs that would squeeze the life out of you, and good lord- the snogging especially made you red-faced. The hot intimacy between the both of you did not leave room for keeping your hands off each other.

Or as George corrected, your faces.

You walked down the hall with the destination of the entrance of the great hall fixated in your mind, surprisingly not noticing the two redheads sticking out of the crowd of students, until-

“WHERE IS MY GORGEOUS GIRLFRIEND?! I CAN’T SEEM TO FIND HER, (Y/N) DARLING WHERE ARE YOU?!” yelled your boyfriend being obnoxiously loud and attracting weird looks and giggles from other students. Your eyes immediately found him and started marching towards his and his twin’s direction with both your hands covering the sides of your face, like a horse with blinders. As if that made the situation any better.

“Fred..!” you whisper scolded him. You already predicted the mischievous smirk that appeared on his face. 

“Yes love, what’s the problem?” he said rather neutrally trying to sound naive. You deadpanned. 

“You were just a tad too quiet there.” you said sarcastically.

“Really, should I say it louder-”

“No Fred-”

“Well what did you expect, for him to shut up?” asked George scoffing and earning a hit to his arm by his twin. You giggled. 

“Not like you could do any better,” retorted Fred. “Go in already.” George shook his head in annoyance as he was shooed away into the great hall. You were about to head in as well when Fred’s hand stopped you and turned you around back to face him.

“Not going to leave me hanging without a kiss are you?” he asked with his hand on your waist. You subconsciously walked closer to him, it felt warm in his embrace. You pecked him on the lips trying to be cheeky, but when you were about to pull back quickly, he was faster and brought you back to his lips with his hand lightly on your cheek.

You gave into the kiss, you really had missed him. And you could tell he did too by the way he was kissing you. He deepened the kiss, his lips tasted like chocolate. But you could feel that almost everyone was in the great hall already, and that you were going to end up with bruised lips again and tardiness. 

You were running out of breath- but that’s just how Fred liked it. Kissing you until you’re completely breathless and had to lean against him for support. 

“F-Fred...” you said in between breaths trying your hardest to resist the urge to kiss him more. He pulled away slowly with a huge grin on his face, still holding you close to him. He chuckled at how much you looked like you needed an inhaler. 

“Fine, to be continued then.” he said grabbing your hand and walked with you to the Gryffindor table to sit. 

The table looked full from the view from the entrance, but once Fred spotted where his twin was, there was an empty space saved for the two of you. It wasn’t long before you and your boyfriend were immersed in the conversation and laughter with your friends around you. It also wasn’t long before George lost his appetite after seeing you and Fred getting all mushy. 

Everyone paused their talking and eating when Dumbledore came up to announce the new changes in staff. The lady in pink who you now know was Dolores Umbridge. She seemed... interesting...

“-I’m sure we’re all going to be very good friends.” she said with her hands clasped.

“That’s likely.” the twins said rather loud enough for it for others to hear it. You hit them both lightly at the same time while shaking your head, as if scolding them. They giggled at your reaction.

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Your high hopes that this year wouldn’t be chaotic really did you a bamboozle. You tried your best to remain positive, and that maybe Umbridge would turn out to be a good teacher but she really did prove you wrong.

On the particular day that you got the lines etched into your own skin, you felt a mixture of anger and sadness. Before, you could feel your grades getting lower, your assignments and classroom performance getting sloppier and just overall not like you at all. The blood quill was just the cherry on top.

The thoughts worsened when you thought about how Fred would react. You knew he would be furious, seeing as he was already frustrated when many others close to him had to write lines with the blood quill.

“Just tell him (y/n), you can’t keep something like this from him.” said Hermione putting a hand on your arm. You shook your head and covered the hand with the scars by pulling your sleeve up. Harry and Ron were also there to comfort you while the common room was bustling with the people still up.

Not much longer, Fred, George and Lee walked in from the portrait hole. You tensed up and suddenly felt stiff. Hermione gave you a reassuring look to try and ease your nerves. The trio then went to do their own things so they wouldn’t be pressuring you.

“Hey doll, why the long face?” he said plopping right next to you and tilting your chin with his index finger to face him. You smiled attempting to mask your real feelings.

“It’s nothing Freddie, just tired.” you said pecking his cheek. A frown appeared on his face as his hand moved to run through the bunches of hair that came loose.

“I can tell when you’re lying love, please tell me what’s wrong.” he pleaded. How could you say no to those eyes?

“I-It’s just that I’m not doing too well on my schoolwork, and I don’t feel like I’ll get my dream job and I don’t know maybe I’m just not working hard or doing enough-“

“Darling.” he said sternly interrupting your rambling. You could feel tears prick at the corner of your eyes.

“I don’t want to hear that you think that you’re not enough or any crap like that. Umbridge’s stupid rules and methods aren’t worth a single tear from your pretty face. So please love, don’t be so hard on yourself.” he said sweetly, wiping the tears away with his thumb. You wiped your face with your sleeve, but that’s when Fred saw it. He felt better knowing that he cheered you up somehow but it went back to concern as he saw the lines on your hand as your sleeve stretched up.

“What did she do to you.” he said not drifting his gaze away from your eyes. Uh oh. You gulped and pulled your hand away quickly, not wanting him to observe your hand any longer. He grabbed your arm back, pulled up the sleeve, then stood up like he was about to leave. You felt nauseous, your boyfriend was nothing but wrath.

“I swear I will-“

“Fred, no!”

“And why not?!” he shot back quickly. People’s attention were now at the two of you.

“Because there’s no way to fix it Fred! It will only make things worse, and I don’t want you to get hurt!” you cried, grabbing his hand trying to prevent him from doing something he would regret. You winced at the memory of the day he had to write lines.

Fred hated to admit but you were right. There wasn’t anything he could do. He especially did not want to make you upset. He messed up his hair with his hands stiff in frustration and sighed.

“You’re right darling, I’m sorry I got mad. It’s just I can’t stand Toadface hurting you...” he trailed off, sitting back down with you.

“If it makes you feel better, you look hot when you’re mad.” you said in his ear getting closer to him. He was surprised at your words, but it didn’t take long for him to get cocky again.

“You really think so?” he asked smirking and running his hand through his hair again. He always knew how to get you riled up.

You could tell that was not the end of it. His mouth opened and you knew he was about to yell it out. You covered his mouth with your hand and his announcement came muffled. Both of you laughed before Fred removed your hand.

“What was that for darling? I wasn’t gonna say anything.” he said.

“Yeah right, knowing how much of a clown you are I really don’t think so.” you said.

“You wound me darling, really.” he said putting his hand to his chest. He then remembered the scars on your hand and frowned at the sight of them. He rubbed his thumb on them lightly as if to soothe them.

“Hey, why don’t we just cuddle here tonight.” you said trying to distract him from your scars. A grin appeared on his face.

“That might’ve been the best idea you’ve had all day love, cmon then.” he said opening his arms for you to dive into.

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You were really sad the day Fred and George flew out of Hogwarts. Yes, you were over the moon to see Umbridge’s face running away, and you were especially proud of the twins. But you couldn’t help but for your heart to feel empty without Fred.

They’ve told you first when planning the prank. Fred was particularly upset at himself that he had to leave you, but you reassured him that you wanted him to follow his dream, and that you wanted so bad to see the shop. The long lasting kiss you had before he left was his motivation to make the shop a success.

Finally, the day came when you were able to see the shop of the first time. Ginny, Hermione, Harry and Ron agreed to go with you.

“(Y/n), slow down!” Shouted Ginny from the distance. But you couldn’t- you couldn’t wait to see Fred much longer. You ran the whole way to Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes, not caring that you were running out of breath quickly.

You swung open the door and took in the view of the shop- it was amazing.

“(Y/n)!” a familiar voice called out from the top of the stairs. Your eyes were immediately fixed on the bright figure- your Fred.

You both began to run and dodge through the crowd to find each other. You missed him, and he missed you.

“Freddie!” you called out, able to see his fiery red hair moving quickly. Like in those muggle movies, you both ran towards each other and Fred twirled you around before kissing you. It was cheesy, but you didn’t care anymore, you were together again.

You almost crashed into each other when you embraced and had a passionate kiss that was long overdue. It was sloppy, and his hands were everywhere. But that was just how he liked it- kissing you until you were breathless and leaning on him for support. Suddenly running was not such a good idea.

“Oooookay ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for the minor inconvenience, if everyone could just take a precaution and swerve away from the lovebirds, you will be fine.” announced George to the people.

Both you and Fred pulled away with lips very bruised. Customers made weird faces, and parents steered their kids out of your way. I mean, you were kissing in the middle of the shop.

“Sod off, mate.” said Fred, his voice slightly quieter since he was out of breath. George only shrugged.

“I will, don’t want to throw up in the middle of the store do I?” questioned George. You giggled and Fred rolled his eyes.

“Oh, and (y/n), it’s really good to see you,” he said hugging you. “We missed you a lot, not sure if you could tell.”

Your eyebrows raised at Fred who looked the other direction and whistled pretending not to know again. And with that, George winked and turned on his heel to leave.

“Well, for once he wasn’t wrong.” admitted Fred. Looking at the way your lips were puffed in the middle of the shop, he definitely wasn’t.

“Now where’s my grand opening gift?” he asked playfully. You realized that you hadn’t prepared anything. You felt embarrassed that you didn’t get your boyfriend a present for his shop that was clearly a success.

“I’m kidding love, just a kiss will do.” he said bringing his large hand to rub the side of your neck. Getting a closer look at him, you could see slight differences from the last time you saw him. His hair was messier, and the red really stood out from the colours of the shop. You could see his freckles and dimples much clearer now.

Fred was about to lean in to kiss you again when George purposely bumped shoulders with him with a flimsy piece of cardboard in his hands.

“Oi, George what the hell?” asked Fred. George said nothing but turned and flipped the piece of cardboard to reveal the words ‘NO PDA’ on it. Oh, it was a sign specifically for you two.

“No need to be such a party pooper, Georgie. This is Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes, not Wealsey’s Wizard Gheezers.” said Fred earning a hearty laugh from you.

“Your constant lip-locking is making the customers disgusted, and honestly I am too.” he grumbled.

“Maybe he’s feeling lonely...” you whispered to your boyfriend.

“I’m not lonely!” George protested. Oops, he heard you.

“(Y/n) does make a good point, maybe we should contact Angie-“ teased Fred. You smiled at the thought. You remembered back then when George was swooning over her, but never acted upon it.

“Don’t you dare.” said George with this eyebrows crossed but a light pink evident on his cheeks.

You felt giddy as you watched your boyfriend and his twin bickering. You could only imagine how happy you’d be hanging around the shop-

However, you’d have to find a way out of that ‘NO PDA’ sign.

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Link to pt2: Part 2

[homestucksongcomics]

Masterpost of Song Comics Part I (A-K)

*Unfortunately, due to a peculiarity of tumblr, a post containing too many links will not have any of them function. Thus, the masterpost has been broken into two parts.*

Organized by musician alphabetically

Last updated on 07/18/2021

See Part II here: Masterpost of Homestuck Song Comics Part II (L-Z)

#:

Kryptonite - 3 Doors Down by absinthianlyunheroic

This is War - 30 Seconds to Mars by caffieneandcarpaltunnel

I’m Not Your Boyfriend Baby - 3HO!3 by awildcale

A:

Almost Lover - A Fine Frenzy by irlmako

New Tomorrow - A Friend In London by maria-artz

Hand Over Mouth, Over and Over - A Lot Like Birds by binart

Skyfall - Adele by stormfather

Song of Healing - Adriana Figueroa by talkshitnojutsu

Everything Stays - Adventure Time by starchip-one

Kiss my Eyes and Lay Me to Sleep - AFI by 413art

Prelude 12/21 - AFI by toastyhat

Another Day - Air by chubsintubs

A Whole New World - Aladdin by copper-fish

Mercy Me - Alkaline Trio by brainbent

Hothouse - Aly & AJ by dristr

Evelyn, Evelyn - Amanda Palmer by p-pamda

Luck - The American Authors by timehwimeh

21 Guns - American Idiot Cast by jankyweeaboo

Pittsburgh - The Amity Affliction by anafigreen

Inevitable - Anberlin by suchirolle

Ready to Die - Andrew W. K. by askherroyalcondesce

The Age of Not Believing - Angela Lansbury by toastyhat

Director - The Antlers by gin-and-djinn

Kettering - The Antlers by cloudymew

My Mamma Said - Aqua by xamag-homestuck

Suburbs - Arcade Fire by porrim-maryam and collaborators

Wake Up - Arcade Fire by catprinx

We Used to Wait - Arcade Fire by drawingspecibus

R U Mine? - Arctic Monkeys by dacadaca

The Ballad Of Love And Hate - The Avett Brothers by umjulikins

Hey Brother - Avicii by esmeblaise

Wake Me Up - Avicii by a-vodka-mutini

Sail - AWOLNATION by theamazingzombiegirl

B:

If I Die Young - The Band Perry by japhers

Memory - Barbra Strisand by toastyhat

Glitter and Gold - Barns Courtney by chibigaia-art

Daniel in the Den - Bastille by tomato-bird

Pompeii - Bastille by maria-artz Broken

Pompeii - Bastille by toastyhat and oskarna

Above the Clouds of Pompeii - Bear’s Den by groveofsketches

Let it Be - Beatles by toastyhat

The Fool on the Hill - The Beatles by robotoucan

All the Pretty Little Horses - Becky Jean Williams by purplecalamity

Pieces of Sky - Beth Orton by awildcale

Sweet Dreams - Beyoncé by dacadaca

River Below - Billy Talent by kamdensl

Rusted from the Rain - Billy Talent by crispychocolate

Just a Game - Birdy by redwordsoncavewalls

Kill the Lights - The Birthday Massacre by xamag-homestuck

Red Stars - The Birthday Massacre by lord-caliborn and tricotee

These Days - The Black Keys by digitallyimpaired

In the End - Black Veil Brides by rinasart

Let it Be - Blackmill (feat. Veela) by awildcale

Bad Sun - The Bravery by crashtest-therapist

Dear Agony - Breaking Benjamin by yukishii-chan

Diary of Jane - Breaking Benjamin by nevernoahh

Give Me a Sign - Breaking Benjamin by perceptur

I Will Not Bow - Breaking Benjamin by themockingcrows

First Day of My Life - Bright Eyes by usatoria

Can you feel my heart? - Bring me the horizon by domingoos and Yumegurren

Seeds - Brooke Fraser by anno-bannano Broken

Kodaline - Brother by zzpopzz

When I Was Your Man - Bruno Mars by babynarwalshineyeyes

P.O.W. - Bullet for My Valentine by anafigreen

C:

Angel with a Shotgun - The Cab by dawngyocry

How Are You - Cage the Elephant by facetiousfanatic Part 1

How Are You - Cage the Elephant by facetiousfanatic Part 2

How Are You - Cage the Elephant by facetiousfanatic Part 3

The loneliest Girl - Carol and Tuesday by cassandraooc

Morning Has Broken - Cat Stevens by thlange

Star Spangled Banner - Chase Holfelder by chillybuns

Between the Bars - Chris Garneau by roselalondee

Dirty Night Clown - Chris Garneau by idontevenknow-anymore

Dirty Night Clown - Chris Garneau by immabananana

Enter the Circus - Christina Aguilera by askinsanegamzee Broken

A Thousand Years - Christina Perii by angstyelf

A Thousand Years - Christina Perii by mari-victal

Burning Gold - Christina Perri by raspberrylemonhead

Fall - Cider Sky by nevernoahh

Falling (Demo) - The Civil Wars by zomdi

Safe and Sound - The Civil Wars by karaokekarkat

Hum - Clara C by nymphicus

3 Foot Tall - Classifed by kyrah-art

Summer Day - Coconut Records by kathysbrotherssister

Fondu au Noir - Coeur de Pirate by derperistical

Fix You - Coldplay by absinthianlyunheroic

Paradise - Coldplay by Moonpaw

The Scientist - Coldplay by ikimaru

Up with the Birds - Coldplay by the-rag-tag-earl

Viva la Vida - Coldplay by raspberrylemonhead

Viva La Vida - Coldplay by rozeart

Yellow - Coldplay by mariedisgrace

Young Volcanos - Coldplay by kawo-shin

Princess of China - Coldplay (feat. Rihanna) by sora-la

Chin Up - Copeland by vriskamidfangserket

Accidentally in Love - Counting Crows by hopelesslyblithe Broken

Crywank are posers - Crywank by p-666t

D:

Thrice - Daedalus by foramen-magnum

Something About Us - Daft Punk by moxel

Something About Us - Daft Punk by yazzdonut

Emotion - Daft Punk (MissingNo remix) by doomzy

The Spine - Darren Korb (Transistor) by rose-ebottles Broken

Youth - Daughter by zelpixel

Raise Your Weapon - Deadmau5 by marintan

Go Get Your Gun - The Dear Hunter by mcsiggy

Whisper - The Dear Hunter by prospt and collaborators

I Will Follow You Into the Dark - Death Cab for Cutie by davsturdur

I Will Follow You into the Dark - Death Cab for Cutie by inusushi

I Will Follow You Into the Dark - Death Cab for Cutie by kawaiifarts

Bottom of the River - Delta Rae by wwhatevven

Perfect Insanity - Disturbed by vasheren

Just Be Friends (Instrumental) - Dixie Flatline by cheese3d Inspired by Litlte Red Riding Hood

Pity Dance - Dn Stith by jazzango

Venus Hum - Do You Want to Fight Me by shubbabang

Everything You Ever - Doctor Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog by thesassylorax

My Eyes - Doctor Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog by equiu5

Close Every Door - Donny Osmond by allegro-designs

Baby Mine - Dumbo by gayrupunzel

E:

I See Fire - Ed Sheeran by arachnerdsgri

I See Fire - Ed Sheeran by themockingcrows

Small Bump - Ed Sheeran by janecrockeyre

Cosmic Castaway - Electrasy by themockingcrows

Telephone Line - Electric Light Orchestra by daily-beta

You are my Sunshine - Elizabeth Mitchell by the-rag-tag-earl

Goodnight Sweet Ladies - Emilie Autumn by amporasexual

Asleep - Emily Browning (originally by The Smiths) by joker-ace

O Come O Come Emmanuel - Enya by pseudocon

One for the Money - Escape the Fate by ikimaru

Follow the Sun - Evermore by ladygrit

Fever Dreamless - fadeintocase by peregr1ne

F:

Centuries - Fall Out Boy by sixofclovers

Immortals - Fall Out Boy by etcterrayellowmoon

Immortals - Fall Out Boy by mari-victal

Immortals - Fall Out Boy by quiversarrow

My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up) - Fall Out Boy by toastyhat

The Kids Aren’t All Right - Fall Out Boy by i-am-a-riceball

The Kids Aren’t All Right - Fall Out Boy by scarlettheknight

The Last of the Real Ones - Fall Out Boy by dopingues

The Phoenix - Fall Out Boy by orangelemonart

Caught Like a Fly - Falling in Reverse by viria

Tragic Magic - Falling in Reverse by elasticitymudflap

Heavy Storm - First Aid Kit by moxel

Wolf - First Aid Kit by spooneaterarts

100 years - Five for Fighting by orangelemonart

Superman - Five for Fighting by grimbarke

Hurt Feelings - Flight of the Conchords by koroke

Rise - Flobots by lyricstuckbeatdown

Blinding - Florence + the Machine by collaborative

Cosmic Love - Florence + the Machine by rosemaryserver

Cosmic Love - Florence + the Machine by starkthirdeye

Cosmic Love - Florence + the Machine by toastyhat

Dog Days Are Over - Florence + the Machine by greatbiglyricstuck

Dog Days are Over - Florence + the Machine by m0thboy

Girl With One Eye - Florence + the Machine by kingdomzombified

Kiss With a Fist - Florence + the Machine by miraculoustang

No Light, No Light - Florence + the Machine by dacadaca

No Light, No Light - Florence + the Machine by nappotuna

Only If for a Night - Florence + the Machine by glueball

Seven Devils - Florence + the Machine by fangirlinginleatherboots

Seven Devils - Florence + the Machine by themockingcrows

Shake it Out - Florence + the Machine by cod-tier

Tear out my Tongue - Florence + the Machine by wheresmyhamlet

What the Water Gave Me - Florence + the Machine by colonoscolypseart

With an Axe - Foxy Shazam by oldshiel

Something Stupid - Frank and Nancy Sinatra by toastyhat

Some Nights - Fun. by greatbiglyricstuck

G:

Mad World - Gary Jules by ahabsiconoclast

Mad World - Gary Jules by prospitheir and aze

Mad World - Gary Jules by synnesai

Where Everybody Knows Your Name - Gary Portnoy by calliotp

Child of Light - The Getaway Plan by dingohugs

It All Dies Anyway - The Gits by skittykitty55

Take Me Away - Globus by toastyhat and splickedylit

You’re the One That I Want - Grease by doodlebonez

Top of the World - Greek Fire by eggsand-santoast

Song of the Century - Green Day by babakinkin

Song of the Century - Green Day by delinked

Song of the century - Green Day by the-rogue-0f-light

Boats and Birds - Gregory and the Hawk by striderprovider

Hard Knocks - Griffinilla and Alex Cole by colouredteapot

H:

Colors - Hasley by innocuoussketches

Anything - Hedley by valeriannnn

The Unquiet Grave - Hellen McCrocry by madreamcanular

Coming Back Down - Hollywood Undead by flynnagan

Coming Back Down - Hollywood Undead by skittykitty55

Levitate - Hollywood Undead by anafigreen

SCAVA - Hollywood Undead by scarlettheknight

Temporal Shenanigans - Homestuck ost - Rachel Macwhirter by arachnerdsgrip:

Almost (Sweet Music) - Hozier by metaname

Take Me To Church - Hozier by sailerscrimshaw Broken

God Help the Outcasts - Hunchback of Notre Dame by velocitiestrumpet

The Court of Miracles - Hunchback of Notre Dame by moc-tod-ffuts-modnar

That’s Okay - The Hush Sound by porcupet

Where We Went Wrong - The Hush Sound by canni8al

Wine Red - The Hush Sound by zeborah

I:

Volatile Times - IAMX by xamag-homestuck

Bad Karma - Ida Maria by margarethours

Amsterdam - Imagine Dragons by paperseverywhere

Bleeding Out - Imagine Dragons by rapidopatter

Demons - Imagine Dragons by muraokami Broken

Demons - Imagine Dragons by rapidopatter

Fallen - Imagine Dragons by maria-artz Broken

I'm So Sorry - Imagine Dragons by abbiwhozit

I'm So Sorry - Imagine Dragons by catkindness Part 1

I'm So Sorry - Imagine Dragons by catkindness Part 2

Nothing Left to Say - Imagine Dragons by paperseverywhere

On Top of the World - Imagine Dragons by lickfoot

Radioactive - Imagine Dragons by falloutboyonboy

Radioactive - Imagine Dragons by rachelhungry

Thief - Imagine Dragons by mikimosh

Warriors - Imagine Dragons by turretsyndr0me

Hide and Seek - Imogen Heap by kingdomzelaybli

The Devil’s Carnival - In all My Dreams I Drown by artblogofminji

Don’t Stop - InnerPartySystem by spocktalia Broken

What We Will Never Know - InnerPartySystem by lets-lyricstuck

Cinders and Smoke - Iron & Wine by laughingandgrief

Walk the Moon - Iscariot by cissaisthisyou

The Weekend - Islands by daily-beta

J:

R.I.P. Everyone - J.J. Demon by trickstercarlos

Fallin’ - Jake Bugg by awildcale

I Won’t Give Up - Jason Mraz by impudentkid

I’ll Be Good - Jaymes Young by asexualls Broken

Sufferer’s Final Sermon - jbriner by sketchloft

Be Thou My Vision - jbriner (originally a hymn) by mrdespondency

O Death - Jen Titus by canni8al

Oh Death - Jen Titus by artweaver5

If the World Should End - Jennifer Damiano by atrueenglishman

The Hanging Tree - Jennifer Lawrence by sixofclovers

Highwayman - Johnny Cash by toastyhat

What A Wonderful World - Joseph William Morgan ft. Shadow Royale by jayspants

The Stars - Jukebox the Ghost by innocuoussketches

K:

Die Young - Ke$ha by gelasticat

[S] Ke$ha: Enter - Ke$ha (Die Young Remix by captaincrapster) by ket3

Because of You - Kelly Clarkson by timehost

Breakaway - Kelly Clarkson by karaokeoctoberkat

Britland City Theme - Kenashcorp by stormfather

Animals - Kids in Glass Houses by faun-songs

Dustland Fairytale - The Killers by spiritleaf

Mr. Brightside - The Killers by mlle-annette

Sam´s Town - The Killers by gei-may

Smile Like You Mean It - The Killers by toastyhat

I Will Never Forget - Kimya Dawson by moxel

All I Want - Kodaline by godtier8itch

[iliumheightnights]

Peter Pevensie Fluff ABC’s (Male Reader)

Peter Pevensie x Male Reader

For my dear friend @itslouielou​ ...

A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?) - Your looks. I wish I could say Peter wouldn’t care about your looks, and he doesn’t, but at the same time he thinks you’re so hot and that’s what he finds the most attractive. At least at first.

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?) - Yes he does. Growing up he had been raised that’s what he was SUPPOSED to achieve with his life but that all changed when he fell in love with you, a man. That was DEFINITELY not how it was supposed to go. But that didn’t matter to Peter, he loved you and he still wanted a family...luckily Aslan helped out there.

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?) - He’s the big spoon! He likes to hold you close to him as tight as he can. Sometimes you have to tell him to ease up a bit because he just gets really clingy.

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?) - In Narnia, they are the most incredible and outgoing dates. He’ll throw large galas and parties to show you how much he loves you. Sometimes you’ll go on amazing adventures throughout Narnia. Back in England it’s a whole other story. Two men going on dates in public in his time? Good luck with that. You’re lucky if he brushes his hand with yours every so often. But that doesn’t mean he won’t take you on dates, they’re just in secret. The occasional picnic with Lucy who eventually runs off to ‘explore’ something. The late night drive through the country roads. Anything he can do to take you out.

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…)) - “You’re my king M/n.” He says it with so much love and adoration, but you can’t help but say a joke. “Of course I am. I had a throne right besides you.” He’d only playfully roll his eyes.

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?) - It would have been during his time in Narnia. He would have had a feeling and know that he possibly liked you before that in England but...two boys in love? That wasn’t possible...was it? But in Narnia, there he was king and no one would judge him for who he loved. So he acted on his feelings.

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?) - Peter is gentle...or at least he tries to be. Peter’s a teenage boy and still trying to figure out just how relationships work. When he gets to his more mature age and grows into his crown he knows exactly how to treat you.

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?) - In Narnia he will hold hands with you all the time, Everyone knows just how important it is to both of you to hold each other’s hands. In England it’s a whole other story. Hand holding practically became none existent besides when you were alone together. However sometimes the two of you held pinkies if it was possible.

I = Impression (What was their first impression?) - The first time Peter ever met you it was in England. More than likely you had met in school and had become friends. Honestly I could see Peter as a little kid Bullying you in school but the two of you eventually became friends.

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?) - Peter is a jealous boy. The moment he sees someone talking with you, no matter their intentions, he’s immediately by your side intimidating them into leaving.

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?) - Honestly you were probably the one to initiate the first kiss. Peter would honestly be kind of sloppy at kissing at first until a bit more into your relationship. Then his kisses become filled with passion and love.

L = Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?) - Fun fact. You both do. You literally would say it at the same time and laugh at it.

M = Memory (What’s their favourite memory together?) - It was a memory back in Narnia. Some Noble at insulted Peter and you had just gone OFF on the noble, bringing shame and dishonor to him.

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?) - In Narnia Peter would spoil you with so many things. From the finest clothes to the most elegant jewels, even if you didn’t want them. “Only the best for my boyfriend.” He would always say. In England it would be a bit different, he would no longer have the means to get you fancy clothes and elegant jewelry but hey, he’s still gonna give you small gifts. Such as food, home made things he made (With Lucy’s help of course), and some things for your hobbies.

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?) - Red. Red reminds him of Narnia, which reminds him of all the special time he got to spend with you.

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?) - My King, My Prince, Love, your majesty.

Q = Quaint (What is their favourite non-modern thing?) - horseback riding or fencing. It reminds him of his time in Narnia and what he missed.

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?) - Spending time with you, probably listening to the radio. Honestly anything that saves him from boredom.

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?) - Peter likes to just let it out. He was raised in the belief that ‘boys and men don’t cry.’ but you showed him it was alright to cry. However when he does let it out, he likes to be around you for comfort. Normally he’s better after a good crying session.

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?) - He likes to reminisce about your time in Narnia. “Do you remember when-” Yeah it’s a lot of that.

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?) - Peter loves taking a nice warm bubble bath to relax, sometimes even you join him.

V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?) - Peter is proud of his brawns. He has brains of course, but his brawns are what he’s really proud of. He’ll flex his muscles off every now and then and will try to show off how strong he is. But hey that’s good to you.

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?) - Remember you both spent a long time in Narnia...that’s where it happened. He proposed to you during the golden age of Narnia when the Pevensies ruled, right there on the terrace of Cair Paravel. Of course you accepted, you’d be crazy not too.

It was only a couple days after that the actual ceremony took place and you became Peter’s husband. But then you returned to England you both wondered...were you still married? You both decided yes.

X = Xylophone (What’s their song?) - Okay but like...hear me out. “I can’t wait to be king” from lion king. That is perfect for him.

Y = Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?) - Well...he did haha. If he has to do it again in England he will.

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?) - A lion! No, but well maybe. If anything he’d totally get a horse.

[animepreferences]

P R E F E R E N C E # 13 - P I L L O W T A L K

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A K U T U G A W A

“Aku, can I ask you a legitimate question?” You would inquire timidly, your voice meek and frail. “Of course.” He would murmur in response, the softness in his voice filling the suppressed silence in the room. Although the room had been swallowed in an impregnable, numbing darkness, both you and Akutugawa would lie awake, your bodies entwined in an intricate tangle. Furthermore, you had given up on sleeping hours ago, your conversation seemingly never ending. “Do you really love me? Do you really see a future with us?” Your voice was barely above a whisper, your cheeks turning crimson. You were thankful for the darkness in the room, for it hid your abashed facial expression. You knew you shouldn’t be asking this question. Out of the multitude of times he had reassured you that he loved you, you knew all too well that you were completely ridiculous for asking, and yet you still did. Why couldn’t you grasp the concept? Why couldn’t you just realize o that he really, truly did love you? “Y/N.” Aku would finally sigh, his voice disapproving yet understanding. He knew your struggles. He knew you all too well. And where he was far from perfect, he loved you greatly. And, quite frankly, since he met you he had became a better person and that’s all he ever wanted to do. You deserved nothing but the best. Constricting his arms tighter around your body, Aku would kiss your head for a few lingering moments. “If there is no you, there is no me. I plan to spend the end of my days with you. There is simply no other way. I love you more than I’ll ever be able to show you.” A ragged gasp would slip from your lips, your eyes slipping closed in elation. “Thank you.” You would breathe, your head nuzzling against the crook of his neck, relief trickling through your veins. “And I know you are probably feeling guilty because you asked, but please know I’ll tell you I’ll love you a million times if I have to. My heart is yours and yours only.” Finding your lips somewhere in the dark, he would silence your racing thoughts with a tender kiss to your lips. These late nights were nights you cherished the most.

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D A Z A I

Your body would involuntarily launch forward, your breathing shallow, your body covered in a sheen layer of sweat. You could feel your heart slamming against your ribs, yours hands clawing at your chest desperate for any relief you could find. “Shhh, it was just another nightmare, love. You’re safe.” Jumping as two arms pulled you back, you would remain tense even after Dazai would reach over and turn on the bedside lamp. Even though the light made things a little less alarming, you would still struggle to come back down to reality, your pounding heart being a reminder of that. “Breathe with me.” Grasping his hand in yours, Dazai would inhale slowly then exhale encouraging you to calm yourself. Where it was difficult to get you to breath, it was not impossible and Dazai was patient as he completed the breathing exercises with you. This was something you always loved about him; he never gave up on you. “It’s that damn green snake.” You would mutter, sitting up as you rubbed your temples. “Green snake?” Dazai would inquire sitting up with you as he rubbed your shoulders from behind. “Yeah. When I was younger and I was under a great deal of stress, I would have a dream that a never ending green snake would be slithering under my porch. I use to scare the crud out of my family screaming every night about it. Good to know I can carry on the good legend by scaring the bejesus out of my boyfriend.” Chuckling humorlessly, you would shake your head pinching the space between your eyes. Great. Why had you just told him this? Little did you know that Dazai was smirking behind you, his heart swelling with adoration. “Belladonna, I’m not entirely sure if this is coincidental or not, but I actually use to be a snake slayer of the green variety.” Grabbing a pillow you would turn to face him, smacking him gently in the face with it as you rolled your eyes.

“Shut up.”

“It’s true. I, Osamu Dazai, use to pride myself in being Yokohama’s number one green snake slayer. Which means, as of right now, you are with the safest person you could possibly be with.” Pulling you into a bone crushing hug, you wouldn’t be able to stifle your giggle as his lips pressed against the crown of your head. You wanted to be mad at him for mocking you, but you just couldn’t bring yourself to. Why did he have to be so damn charming? “But in all reality, Y/N. I will always protect you nightmare or reality. And when you lay your head over my heart to fall asleep every night, I hope you know that it beats for you and you only. These nightmares may be temporary, but know that my protectiveness over you is eternal.” Stroking your hair softly, your heart would slow back down to a steady pace, your breathing evening out. You knew all of this to be true, but hearing it would bring you the smallest shred of relief. How did Dazai somehow manage to make everything better?

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C H U U Y A

“I know I come off as confident, I know I am powerful, but sometimes I truthfully feel a little insecure.” His words would be slow, his hand lazily stroking through your tangled locks. “Chuuya.” You would muse, your chest tight as you rested your chin on his bare chest, your eyes sad. Chuuya had never displayed this side of himself to you. Perhaps his mind was still hazy from the raging intercourse you had just engaged in, perhaps he was finally allowing his guard to tumble down around him. Either way, you were enjoying this side of him. Even if it did make you sad. “Chuuya. You are so handsome, truly debonair.” Raising your hand to run your fingertips down his cheek, he would twist his mouth in chagrin, his eyes wondering anywhere but your own. “Don’t be embarrassed. You know you are allowed to feel insecure, right?” Finally locking eyes with you, he would reach his own hand to run through your bangs, his eyes soft and gentle. “Y’know, it’s this misconception among genders that men aren’t allowed to feel insecure. That men are expected to lift their girl up and to be strong at all times. I’m telling you right now that that’s horse shit. Chuuya, you have every single right to feel this way and to embrace it. In fact, I want you to talk to me about it. I want to lift you up the same way you lift me up,” Propping himself up on his elbows, he would stare wide eyed at you struggling for the right words to say. Furthermore, he had never in a life had someone tell him this. His whole life, he was expected to be strong and dependable. His whole life, he was expected to be a leader before he could even fully grasp his powers himself. Never had he let his guard down this way, and had someone tell him that it was okay to be soft. Where it was something he didn’t want to get himself in the habit of feeling, it felt nice to know that his thoughts were safe with you. “You are amazing, you know that? I mean, seriously, Y/N.” Sitting up completely he would ogle at you, his eyes sparkling with wonder. “And you are beautiful. And intelligent. And strong. Everything about you. Those eyes, that nose, that smile, all of you. It is all perfect.” Giving you a chaste kiss on the lips, your eyes would widen before closing slowly, melting into the passionate kiss. “Just don’t forget who’s the boss after you’re done showering me with compliments.” Chuuya would joke, his laughter gentle. “Oh, hush, you gorgeous, ravishing man.”

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A T S U S H I

His careful eyes would drink in your every move. Trembling as the rain began to pour harder against the windows, jumping at the smallest rumbles of thunder, wincing whenever the lightening strike was particularly bright; you were afraid. Very afraid. It was odd, seeing you in this light. It was odd seeing you trying to conceal your feelings when typically you were an open book. Were you embarrassed? Perhaps, you didn’t want Atsushi to know. Perhaps, you didn’t normally tell people this, but honestly did you really think he’d care? “Atsushi, you’re so deep in thought.” You would muse, poking at his cheek playfully. “I can always tell when you’re thinking hard because you furrow your eyebrows and you purse your lips.” Brushing your fingertips over his lips, you would smile up at him as he nuzzled his nose against yours giving you an Eskimo kiss. “I was just thinking the same thing about you, Y/N.” Atsushi would say a little sheepishly, taking in your baffled expression carefully. “You don’t like storms do you?” Punctuating his inquiry perfectly, a loud crack of thunder would send you trembling under his arm, clutching onto him tighter than you were before. “I guess I’m busted.” You would sigh, looking up at him with red cheeks. “You have nothing to be embarrassed about, you know that, right? Your feelings are understandable, storms can be destructive and alarming.” Stroking his fingers through your hair with one hand, he would rub circles into your back with the other knowing that this was what typically calmed you down when you were anxious. “I know I don’t have the ability to control the elements, but I do have the ability to make you feel safe and I will always make sure I’m doing everything I can to make sure that you feel safe whenever you’re with me. I promise you that.” Kissing the top of your head, you would bury yourself deep in his chest settling into his warm embrace. “As long as your arms are around me, Atsushi, I will always feel safe.”

[ilyrafe]

𝒔𝒐𝒇𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒑𝒉𝒂𝒃𝒆𝒕 ; 𝒄. 𝒔.

*i’ll name him bruce

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

he is very affectionate with only you and his mother. his mom may be a tiny woman but she has the last word with him, and it’s the same with you. his love language is physical touch, so he’s always with an arm around your waist or shoulders, or holding your hand.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

as a friend, he’s very protective, kind of jealous and super funny. he’s like an older brother; he’ll intimidate your boyfriends, he’ll be annoying, but you know he loves you very much and only wants you to be happy.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

he won’t admit it, but he loves to be cuddled. he’s always expected to be the big man, the protector, and he is all that, but he also likes to be spoiled and loved, and you’re not opposed to cuddle him at all!

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

he knows how to cook the basic stuff (so he won’t starve), and he’s fairly organized. his ultimate dream is to own a ranch, have lots of horses and dogs running around.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

he’d be devastated, but he wouldn’t be wasting anyone’s time if the relationship were leading nowhere. he’d try to be gentle with you, not to make you cry, and he’d drink until he passed out afterwards.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

he’s very traditional, so yes. he wants to get married, own a ranch, have a bunch of kids and grow old and see their children doing the same, passing on the tradition.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

he’s very gentle. he’s not the most refined man in the world, but he has a huge heart of gold and his mother raised him right. he’s very polite (he tries!), he tries not to swear around kids, and with you, it’s another level. he truly treats you like an angel. he’s the kind of guy who puts his jacket over a puddle so you can walk.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

again, only you and his mother. the men of his family are still a little bit uptight with affection. although bruce likes to be held, he just likes it when it’s you and his mother.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

he knows the power of those words, so it takes him a little while. he wants to say them in the right moment with the right person (hint: you!).

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

oh. oh, boy. you’ve talked to him about it, he has nothing to worry about, he should trust you, and he says he trusts you, he doesn’t trust men. he can’t help it, he will lose his shit if he sees a man eyeing your body. he knows what goes through their mind because he’s done it before and he doesn’t want other man thinking filthy shit about his woman.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

he’s such a good kisser. he’s always a tease when he kisses you, and he does this thing where he bites your lip when he finishes the kiss. he’s a passionate kisser, either the kiss is quick or long.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

he likes kids. he likes their innocence and finds it funny when they swear. he wants to have at least three kids, he wants to teach them how to ride horses, how to play soccer and this kind of stuff.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

he normally wakes up very early. he likes to be alone in the mornings, see the sunrise and have a moment of peace with his thoughts.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

if he’s not completely worn out, you’ll have sex. if he’s exhausted, he’ll just put something on the tv and sleep to that sound. and of course, cuddles.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

it’s hard for him to be in touch with his feelings, and he has a lot of stuff in his head that he knows that he needs to let out, but it’s just hard for him. he grew up having to be tough, so being vulnerable and open was not an option. he still sees it as a sign of weakness.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

he’s sort of short tempered, but he’s learning to be more tolerant. he really hates it when stuff don’t go as planned.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

he’s old fashioned, so he knows a lot about you. he knows your favorite things, he knows you, and he likes to learn about you.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

his favorite moment is when he laid eyes on you for the first time. you were at the local pub, he was celebrating something with his friends and there you were, having a nice chat with your girlfriends. one of them was dating one of his friends and she introduced you to the guys. he can’t explain how he knew it, but he was sure you were going to be in his life.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

he’s very protective, it can be annoying. he’s only relaxed when you’re with him.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

although he’s romantic, he’s not very into big gestures. sometimes he forgets an anniversary, but it’s because he’s busy, it doesn’t mean he doesn’t care, because if it is pointed out to him, he will make it up to you.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

when he comes home, after a long day, he’ll just plop down on the couch and take a 30 minute nap, and that’s not the bad part, the problem is that he’ll do it when he’s sweaty and looking like a pig.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

he cares about his beard. he treats it like it’s a baby. no one touches syverson’s beard.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

he does, oh my god. he thinks about you constantly, his life only makes sense because you’re in it. his friends teases him saying he’s under the ‘y/n’s effect’, and he doesn’t care, because it’s true.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

it was bruce’s grandma’s 90th birthday, and the whole family was reunited at his grandfather’s ranch. you saw how sweet bruce was with his grandmother. she had a lot of grandchildren, but it was clear bruce was her favorite. he never left her side and she was so happy to meet you.

“oh, my sweet brucie is a honey, isn’t he?”

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

he doesn’t stand when people are ‘always happy’ and vegans.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

besides being cuddled, he only sleeps with the door locked. it’s a safety thing.

[littlemessyjessi]

Sirius Black Name Headcanons: “Black Ice” Story Edition: Sirius Black x Juniper Potter

A/N: Hello, lovelies! Since I wrapped up the Siri and Juni story but I had several people ask for more SirixJuni, I figured we’d do a little bit of this.  Still them but not necessarily another chappie, lol.  Hope you enjoy! 

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S: Smile 

Everyone see Sirius’ infamous smirk but there are a fair few that actually see a genuine smile from him.  However, one tried and true way to get him to smile is to just have him near when the Potter siblings start their bickering.  He can’t help but laugh at James and Juni’s squabbling. 

I: Idolized

Admittedly, he idolizes the Potters.   He thinks they are the perfect family.  They’re not of course because that’s an impossible concept.  They have flaws like anyone else.  But to Sirius, their pros far outweigh the cons.  He’s hopelessly in love with Juni and James is his best mate.  The Potters took him in when he had no where else to go.  He honestly believes that the best thing that could ever happen to him would be marrying Juniper.  For obvious reasons, of course but also because the Potters would be his in laws.  He’s even seriously considered taking June’s last name instead of her taking his.  

R: Rad

He literally thinks Juniper is the coolest person he’s ever met.   Much to James’ dismay.  Juni is just a total badass to him.   He knows that she loves him but he also knows that whether she has a man or not has no baring on what she’ll do.   If he’s down for the ride, then great.  She’s there to share both of their victories and help each other through hardships.  But if he knows that he were ever to step to her in a “you have to choose’ manner... he’d be fucking up.  Juniper takes no shit and he fucking loves that about her.  

I: Identical

He is 100% that boyfriend who will match his girlfriend. Ya’ll think I’m playing.  He’s always stealing Juniper’s Ravenclaw jumpers.  Always goes full on when she competes.  Is 100% that boyfriend with his chest painted to match her costumes.    

U: Unconditional

His love for the Potters is abundant and unconditional.  Monty and Mia are the best parents he could ask for.  James is his best mate.  His brother.   And Juniper is the love of his life.  

S: Social

This bit is funny because when he was with his birth family he wasn’t very social at all.  But at Hogwarts and at the Potters- he’s the life of the party. Because he’s comfortable.  And he’s comfortable because he feels safe.  

O: Obedient

For all his rebellious nature, Sirius really is a good guy.  Also, he’d rather die than admit it but he does like being called a good boy.  It’s likely something that stems from childhood trauma and it’s all usually tied to his animagus form with the Marauders but even so.   However, if his temper gets the best of him and Juni just rubs her hand across his stomach and says some shit to him like, “Down, boy.”  Lol, it’s on.   Get’s him really riled up.  And that cheeky witch will wink at him and say some shit like, “Be a good boy and I’ll give you a treat later.”  James nearly vomits and of course bickering always ensues.  

R: Razor Sharp

Nothing gets him going like watching Juni basically cut someone to ribbons with her quick wit.  This boy, lol.  His ass be over there smirking and checking her out.  Just look at her like- what else that mouth do? He said it to her once and she sassed him to his actual knees.  He’d never been so smitten.  

I: Impish

Speaking of, he will pick a fight with Juniper sometimes just for attention when she gets too busy with school or skating. She’ll be ready to murder him and then she’ll realize and she just gives him cuddles.  It’s all.

“Oh, I’m sorry, baby.  I didn’t mean to ignore you.” 

“It’s ok, princess. All if forgiven when cuddles are given. I’m sorry for picking a fight.” 

“I know, babyboy.  I got you.” 

The boy fucking turns to goo. 

O: Open Minded

They’re honestly a pretty open minded couple.  They’re willing to try just about anything with each other.  The only thing Sirius will NOT do is impact.  The thought of ever putting his hands on Juniper like that has literally caused him to have a panic attack.  He just can’t.  He’s told her that he was ok with her doing it to him.  He was used to that.  That had been a red flag and they worked through some of his unresolved issues after that.  Eventually, they just decided that maybe that type of thing just wasn’t for them.  

N: Nourishment

He literally melts every time Juni asks if he’s eaten.   Juniper wil give him all the attention he wants.  All the kisses and cuddles that this sweet touch deprived boy clearly needs and she’s all too happy to do so.  But he knows that her love language is actions.  Like making sure he’s eaten.  Fixing his morning cup of tea.  Placing the jam on his toast for him.  Giving him copies of her exquisite notes- as well as enough for the rest of the boys after a full moon when she knows they’re all feeling rough.  Her teling him to let her know whenever he gets where he’s going so that she knows he got there safely.  Juni tells him that she loves him every day but she SHOWS him every second. 

B: Baby

Sirius melts when she calls him Baby.  He is baby.   So shut it.  But she probably calls him Baby more than she actually says his name.  And when she does call him by his name he is so offended.  He just pouts.  “I’m not Sirius. I’m Baby.”  “Ok, baby, whatever.”  “That’s better.” 

L: Lucky

There are times when he literally can’t believe that she’s with him.  He just can’t fathom how he got so lucky.  

A: Abandonment Issues

To expand on that, he is literally scared to death of losing her.  All of his friends.  Certainly the Potters.  But he worries about fucking things up with Juniper a lot.  Like ALOT. To a point, that she’ll catch him trying to be perfect and basically walking on eggshells.  

C: Cupid

She’ll remind him that she’s smitten with him and that she loves him endlessly.  Wild horses couldn’t tear them apart.  On those days, the two of them just cuddle in bed for the longest time. 

K: Kinfolk

Sirius NEVER wants Juniper to meet his parents.  It’s already enough that she tutors Regulus and they got to school with his cousins.  He doesn’t want Orion and Walburga Black anywhere near his princess. 

BONUS: Padfoot Nickname Headcanons

P: Princess

Speaking of, while Sirius is obviously Baby- Juniper is Princess.  I mean, he thinks she’s a Queen.  A goddess.  A fucking gift from the heavens.  An angel.  He worships the ground she walks on.  That’s his precious sweet baby princess, lol.  Also, she looks like a princess in her skating gear and he’s all too happy to be the court jester who keeps her smiling.  

A: Adorable

His favorite thing in the world is Juniper in the morning.  Half asleep.  Hair a mess.  Still not awake. In desperate need of caffeine. Plus she’s clingy when she’s sleepy and he LIVES FOR IT! 

D: Drama Queen

His is a drama queen.  100% no getting around that.  There are definitely times when things get out of hand and he blows thing out of proportion I.e.- her skating partner. 

F: Flirt

Sirius made the mistake only one time of accusing her of cheating on him by flirting with her skating partner.  She let him know that sh eloved him but if he EVER accused her of something like that again that he’d no longer have to worry about it because she’d be gone forever.  She forgave him.  They moved on. 

O: Obscene

However, that does not mean that Sirius makes any mistakes about making it known that they’re together.   He will scream Juniper’s name in bed until he literally has detention.  Fuck it.  Worth it. 

O: Obsessive

To further this, he literally charmed his leather jacket to proudly display “Proud Property of Juniper Potter” .  Additionally, he got her a matching one that said, “Sirius Blacks’ Princess”  James gagged.  

T: Temper

He only really lost his temper with her once.  Bellatrix had hexed him and Juni decided she’d had enough.  She literally challenged Bella to a duel and cast a sheild around them so that they couldn’t be interrupted.  Bella cheated, of course, and seriously hurt Juni.  But Juni was clearly the better of them and demolished her. 

Sirius had screamed at her for that. 

“You could’ve died! She could’ve killed you!” 

“I was in no danger.  I was prepared.” 

“Well, I wasn’t and I never will be! Don’t you ever do that to me again!” 

“Sirius, I’m fine.” 

“Well, I’m not.  I can’t lose you.” 

She just held him.

“And one more thing.” 

“What’s that?” 

“Don’t call me Sirius.  I’m Baby.”  

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Hello, loves!!! I hope you enjoyed this and if you want to see more things from Sirius and Juni, just please hit me up the ask box or drop a comment! 

All my love darlings!

Kenny

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Love, Kenny

[engiqueers]

@vulnerary-prince tagged me to list a song I like for each letter of the alphabet! There’s probably little rhyme or reason to this but i hope y’all see some faves or have some new things to listen to.

A ~ Arms of Mine - Le Cassette

B ~ Black Horse and a Cherry Tree - KT Tunstall

C ~ Carry Me Out - Mitski

D ~ Drew Barrymore - SZA

E ~ Everywhere - Fleetwood Mac

F ~ Fallingwater - Maggie Rogers

G ~ Ghosts - On an On

H ~ Home - Somni

I ~ I Know the End - Phoebe Bridgers

J ~ Just Movement - Robert DeLong

K ~ King of Carrot Flowers - Neutral Milk Hotel

L ~ Lies - MARINA

M ~ Monster - Adventure Time

N ~ No matter where we go - Whitney

O ~ Only Child - Tierra Whack

P ~ The Preditory Wasp of the Palisades is out to get Us! - Sufjan Stevens (this song is why im planning on getting a wasp tatted on my forearm)

Q ~ Que Sera -Wax Tailor

R ~ Rivers and Roads - The Head and the Heart

S ~ St. Jude  -  Florence + The Machine

T ~ Transparentsoul - WILLOW

U ~ Upgrade U - Beyonce

V ~ Voices Carry - ‘Til Tuesday

W ~ Window - Still Woozy

X ~ Xcxoplex - AG Cook/Charli XCX (i almost got a ticket bc of this song)

Y ~ You Sad - Tkay Maidza

Z ~ Zombie - the Cranberries

If anyone wants to be mutuals on spotify, i love creeping on what others are listening to!

https://open.spotify.com/user/1241204380?si=9c77b08226b74e43

I’ll tag @pulse-and-conjure @colloidking @pecanthunder @state-issued-boyfriend to have some fun with music. No pressure tho i was using this to procrastinate reading papers lol! Also anyone that wants to do this just say that i tagged you!

[diaryofabeautyfiend]

Small Time Witch (13)

By the time you returned home your apartment was organized inventoried and packed. All that remained was the furniture which came with the place. You went back to leave the key and check for anything that may have been missed. Loki went with you. You found some wine and a couple of cups so you poured him some.

“It’s not a goblet so I hope you don’t feel too unrefined.” You handed him the cup and your finger tips touched.

“I’ll make an exception for today as we are not at a banquet.”

“So, what did you want to talk to me about?”

“Nothing. I just wanted to spend time with you. You are getting more involved with Captain imbecile and I assumed I wouldn’t see you as much.”

You rolled your eyes, “Be nice. He is good to me.”

“Darling, I am being kind. There are worse things to be called. I was wondering if you wanted to continue your training with Stephen Strange. They all seem to trust him. He seems capable.”

You stared into space absorbing what he was saying and understanding what he was tiptoeing around. “You’re leaving me.” He was quiet for several minutes. He held your hand and let you feel what he was feeling. It was too difficult to articulate. Slow tears fell from his eyes. He wiped them away before you could see.

You felt how much he loved you which you already knew. There was more. There was sadness. A deep sadness knowing you didn’t want him. You wanted to tell him that wasn’t true. You wanted to tell him how scared you were. You didn’t have to. He knew you were scared but not why. Perhaps it was time he knew about Andrew.

“I’m sorry. I can’t sit by and watch you fall in love with someone else. Your happiness means everything to me, Pet. If you are happy with him who am I to stand in your way?” You wrapped your arms around his neck and he nuzzled your hair. “I have a gift for you.” He reached into his breast pocket and pulled out a familiar red box. “Open it.”

The hinge was tight and creaked when you lifted the lid. Inside was a gold bracelet adorned with tiny emeralds. Next to it was a tiny gold screwdriver attached to a leather cord. You passed your finger tips over the bracelet touching every jewel. “It’s beautiful.”

“May I?” You nodded yes and he took the bracelet out discarding the box. He produced the little screwdriver and opened the bracelet enough to slip over your wrist. He fastened it and held his hand over it. The emeralds glowed for a second. “Now you can wear it in the shower or wherever and it won’t be damaged. Do you like it?”

“I love it. Just one question. How do I take it off?” He hung the leather cord around his neck and gave you devilish smile.

“You don’t. Only I can. Or you can probably remove it with a regular screwdriver. But now, if you ever need me no matter where I am, I’ll always know.”

“Lok, can I tell you something? I feel like I need to tell you about my ex boyfriend Andrew. He’s the one who killed my family. But I loved him so completely. I was so consumed by him that I couldn’t see what was happening before my eyes.” You couldn’t look at him. You told him every detail of your relationship. By the end you were sobbing.

Loki tried to piece together what you were trying to say. “So you think I’ll betray you like Andrew did?” He couldn’t help but feel hurt by your assumption. “Pet, I give you my word I will never betray you.”

“No! No, Loki, I know you wouldn’t. I’m afraid because what I felt for Andrew is nothing compared to what I feel for you and that terrifies me. I can’t face a life of self isolation. It feels like you are all I will ever need. At this moment when we are together, no one else in this world exists. Do you understand how dangerous that can be?”

He did understand. He held you and knew that leaving was the right thing. You deserved to be surrounded by friends and family. It was never his intention to keep you from your friends but he certainly understood how you felt. If you were the only person he saw for the next thousand years he would be content. “I know that if I stay, you’ll continue to feel this way. I can’t let that happen.”

“Who knows? Maybe I’ll figure out a way to stop aging and we can live forever in a cottage on my family’s land. I still own it. I have every intention of building a house there.”

In your mind you saw a cottage built in the glen where the sun would shine through every morning like a spotlight. You would replant Lana’s garden filled with all of the herbs and flowers she loved so much. Inside you would have a fire place and deep tufted sofas. Bookshelves would line the walls behind you. You could work from home if Tony allowed.

You envisioned a place bustling with family just like it was when your mother was alive. A place filled with life. You longed for this. Loki saw it too and couldn’t help but smile. You shared a vision that you were having tea in your garden. He could see the sun shining on your face and your hair a mess. You were wrapped in an oversized cardigan and a blanket worrying over a book. This is a sight he’d like to see for all eternity. He pulled your face towards his and kissed you. You pulled back, “What?”

“Nothing. It just felt right. I’m sorry I know we shouldn’t.” He ran his fingers over your knuckles awakening a deep need in your lower belly.

“Well you’re leaving so I guess it wouldn’t be the worst thing if we did it one more time.”

“Only if you’re sure.” You climbed onto his lap and kissed him with a force that completely disarmed him. “I’ll take that as a yes.”

He followed your lead letting you undress him. You were less desperate now. You had no need to rush. You fell to your knees and slid your hands under his ass tilting up his hips so that you could swallow his manhood. You swirled your tongue around tasting the saltiness of his skin. He arched his back moaning and thrusting in time with your movements. You wanted to absorb him. You felt powerful. Holding him in your hand was as raw as holding his still beating heart. His cock throbbed and pulsed in your mouth. He was getting close to his tipping point. “Pet, stop. I want to feel you.” You released him with a pop and smiled up at him.

You stood up and undressed excruciatingly slow. He scooted to the very edge of the cushion and draped one leg over his shoulder. Two long fingers dipped into you and stretched you open. He licked you slow then fast always keeping you guessing. Then he developed a rhythm that turned you to goo. Your orgasm came hard and fast. Your leg nearly gave out from under you. He held your hips and you let your hands fall on his shoulders for stability. He kept going until he felt your body stiffen again then he stopped.

He pulled you back to his lap and lowered you down. You both sighed as your bodies settled into each other. If you were his puzzle box he was your key that took you apart and got you together. The whole apartment seemed to rock. A wave built inside of you and when it reached its peak you held onto him for dear life as it crashed down. When he came he pulled you back to look at his face. His eyes were fixed on yours and you rode each other to safety. You rolled off of his lap and pulled him down to lay his head on you. When he finally spoke his voice was rough and ragged. You felt his tears flowing over your bare belly but you didn’t say anything. You just ran your fingers through his hair trying to calm him.

“I love you, Y/N. And if I live another thousand years I will love you each and every day that my body draws breath.” He sat up and took your hand and placed it over his heart, “Each beat is yours and it will never beat for another living soul. Please, my beauty, tell me you love me too so that I can survive until you are ready for me to come home.”

“I love you, Loki.” You whispered letting tears stream down your cheeks. He wiped them away and pressed his forehead to yours.

“Then that is all I need.” You kissed again to seal your union. You were bound to each other now. Even in death he would follow you.

Both of you were reluctant to leave your little bubble. You could no longer ignore Steve’s calls and texts. Loki got dressed before Steve threatened to come over. You embraced one more time both of you now audibly sobbing. He kissed your forehead and let you go. When the door closed you crumbled to the floor.

Where he was going you dared not ask nor how he would get there. He never explicitly told you that he had the tasseract but you kind of suspected. If you really knew you would be honor bound to tell someone and he refused to let you be a part of that. He had to get around somehow. Horses were not exactly de rigueur as a mode of transport on Midgard. Before he left he sent a message to Thor letting him know his time on Earth was up and he was searching for greener pastures. With a twist of the cube he was gone.

You collected yourself and grabbed your keys so you could go to the compound. Steve was out with Sam grabbing a drink. You were glad for the space. You found your room and crawled into bed. After a moment you heard a tap on your door. It was Wanda.

“Do you want some company?” You lifted your head and lost it when you looked at her. She crawled into bed with you and let you fall apart. She knew he was gone. She stayed with you all night.

U P S T A T E N E W Y O R K

“Spare no expense. I want this place to withstand anything.” Loki said to the architect. “When can I expect it to be ready?”

“No time at all, Mr. Laufeyson. Is this a vacation home?”

“No. This is where we plan to retire.”

The architect chuckled, “You look a little young to talk about retirement.”

Loki pushed up his sunglasses, “I look good for my age. Call me at this number when it’s completed.”

“Yes, sir.”

He set out on a mission to find a way to make you and all of your future children immortal. He wouldn’t return to Midgard until he found a way.

S I X M O N T H S L A T E R

An envelope arrived for you at the front desk of Stark industries. You were in the lab working on some new tech and chatting with Thor and Nat when Tony came in. “This came for you. Since when do you get mail here?” You swiped from his hand.

There was no return address just a stamp. Your name was hand written on the front in beautiful penmanship. Thor peered over your shoulder frowning, “That’s my brother’s sigil.” You pressed the envelope to your chest searching for a more private place to open it. Thor followed you. “What did he send you?”

“Shhhh. I don’t know.” You opened it and an ornate gold key fell out clanging onto the floor. The top of the key was fabricated to also look like Loki’s sigil. You picked it up and fished out the papers inside. The first was a deed in your name and his. You handed it to Thor who looked very confused.

“He bought you a house?!”

“What the fuck, Thor? Did you know about this?” The next thing was a small postcard with a picture of the most stunning cottage on the front. It was situated in a glen where the sun would shine through each morning like a spotlight. Exactly like the one in your vision. On the back it simply said, “Come home when you miss me.”

[flirting-with-psychology]

A Do you live in America?: Yes Favorite Animal?: Wolf Do you like Apples?: They’re not my favorite fruit but they’re not bad Would you ever be an Astronaut?: Probably not Do you shop at American Eagle?: No

B Who is your Best Friend?: Right now I’d say Cristi Do you have a Boyfriend?: Yes Are you Bisexual?: Maybe just a little bit, but still like 98% straight Did/Do you play with Barbies?: Yeah Do you have a Baby?: No

C What is your favorite type of Chocolate?: Dark chocolate. What’s your favorite Candle scent?: Cinnamon Do you celebrate Christmas?: No What’s your favorite Color?: Green or pink Do you like Cats?: Yes

D What holidays do you Decorate for?: Hanukkah and sometimes halloween Are you scared of the Dentist?: No Do you like doing DIYs?: Yeah sometimes, but not for like household stuff When was the last time you went to the Doctor?: In december What’s your favorite alcoholic drink?: Moscato

E What do you do for Easter?: Nothing or sometimes an easter egg hunt when I was a kid What is one thing you do Every day?: Check my phone Have you ever seen the Eiffel Tower?: Yes Would you say you’re Emotional?: Yes What’s your favorite thing to Eat?: Chocolate

F How many Friends do you have?: Idk? Have you ever been Frisked by the police?: No Do you enjoy French Fries?: Yes How often do you Forget things?: A decent amount Have you ever gotten into a Fight?: Not a physical one

G Are you a Girl?: Yes Do you believe in God?: No Do you have a Girlfriend?: No Are you Gay?: No Are you Glad to be taking this survey?: Yeah it’s different

H Do you dress up for Halloween?: Yes, I love halloween Hello, How are you today?: Eh Do you like Horses?: Yeah Have you ever been High?: A couple times Do you like Hot weather?: Not really, I like warm but over 85 kinda sucks

I Do you think this survey is Incredible?: Nah What’s your favorite flavor of Ice cream?: Coffee Toffee Bar Crunch What is one of your Interests?: Jewelry Did you do the Ice Bucket Challenge?: No Have you ever been Ice skating?: Yes

J Tell me a Joke.: Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t tell the long version of this joke? What is your favorite Junk Food?: Chocolate Is there any Jewelry you wear every day?: No What’s your favorite type of Juice?: orange juics Do you believe in Jesus?: No

K Who was the last person you Kissed?: My boyfriend Describe your first Kiss.: We were hanging out in my room and cuddling on my bed so I figured we should kiss, it wasn’t the best Have you every Kicked someone in the balls?: Not on purpose Will you break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar?: Not in this pandemic What’s your favorite Kids’ show?: Drake and Josh

L Are you a Lesbian?: No Are you in Love?: I’m not sure Do you like Lemons?: I like them in things, but not plain What do you eat for Lunch?: I had eggs in toast for brunch Do you Lose things often?: Kinda, but mostly just in my own house

M Do you watch Markiplier?: No Do you know someone named Michael?: Yes Do you play Minecraft?: No Do you Miss someone?: I miss everyone I can’t see in person Do you like Mozzarella sticks?: Yes

N Would you consider yourself a Nice person?: I guess so What’s your Nickname?: Star Do you get your Nails done?: Not too often Do you listen to Nickelback?: Not really Have you bought anything New?: Yeah I buy new stuff all the time. Most recent was the DVD of Galavant

O Do you sleep with your door Open?: No, that’s awful Do you know anyone who has really bad Odor?: Kinda Would you ever be in an Open relationship?: No Do you like being at the Ocean?: Yes How Old are you?: 26

P Do you watch Pewdiepie?: No Have you ever Puked mid blowjob?: Lol no Do you like People?: They’re ok What are your favorite Pizza toppings?: Cheese, pineapple, and garlic Do you have any Piercings?: Just my ears

Q Are you a Quiet person?: I am until I am comfortable with you Have you ever Quit a job?: Not really, I got laid off with the option to change positions but I declined that option How Quick are you getting ready to leave the house?: I’m terrible at it, it takes at least 2 hours What is your favorite Quote?: Carpe diem Have you ever met a Queen?: No but I saw the queen of England in a parade

R Have you ever had Rabies?: No Are you close to your Relatives?: Only my parents What ended your last Relationship?: He said didn’t have time for a girlfriend Do people call you a Redneck?: No Rate this survey.: 6

S Do you like sports?: Mostly not What is your favorite Sex position?: Missionary Do you like to go to Six Flags?: Yes Is Summer your favorite Season?: probably not, I like fall Do you like to Shout?: Not usually

T Do you Toast your Poptarts?: No Do you like to be Terrified?: Not usually Are you on Tinder?: I used to be and I still have my profile Do you like Tacos?: No Have you ever played Tennis?: Only in gym class, and not well

U Are you wearing Underwear?: Yes At a restaurant, What’s your Usual?: Depends on the restaurant Quick! Look Under your bed. What’s there?: A box of toiletries Have you seen the movie Up?: Yes Would you say you’re an unorganized person?: In my personal life

V Do you like Velcro?: Not particularly, I don’t like the scratchy sound it makes What would be your perfect Valentine’s day?: A romantic date Have you ever seen a Velociraptor?: No Have you ever Visited a Volcano?: No What Vehicle do you drive?: Subaru Forester

W Do you like the Water?: Yes Do you like Wendy’s?: I like the nuggets Do you like Walruses?: I have no opinion Do you hate Waiting?: Yes Do you like Waffles?: Yes

X Have you ever played with a Xylophone?: Only when I was little Have you ever had an Xray?: Yes Did you ever wish you had Xray vision?: No Do you still love your EX?: No Do you hate the letter X?: No, it’s just a letter

Y Is your favorite color Yellow?: No What has been your favorite Year?: 2nd grade or junior year of college Do you hate being Yelled at?: Who doesn’t? What did you do Yesterday?: Had an interview and then watched a lot of New Girl What was your favorite thing to do when you were Younger?: Play story games with my friends

Z Have you ever went to the Zoo?: Yeah Do you hate getting Zits?: Yes Do you like Zebras?: They’re fine Do you like eating Zebra cakes?: Never had one Do you use Zedge?: I don’t know what that is

[shewolfofficial]

Royal!Levi x Thief!Reader ~ Pt.5

F/N ~ Fake Name ( F/N will mean Fake name for a while until further notice )

K/N ~ Kingdom Name

// Levi’s P.O.V \\

I haven’t seen or heard from F/N in a while, there weren’t any gossip of her at the market earlier, and she wasn’t around when Petra left to return to her Kingdom for a few hours either. Did she go missing? Did she leave? t was stupid of me to toss her aside like that, disappear without a word and reappear with some snot-nosed brat.

I was currently sat with my mother facing me, my uncle next to her, Petra was next to me and to my other side was a newly bought pet tiger I got for extra security. I named him Eren, my main butler- Erwin was waiting by the door.. He would be like a handmaid for a princess except I’m a prince. You get the idea.

‘’So.. Levi.. How have you and Petra been getting along?’’ My mother begins as I wince slightly, forcing a small smile I look to her ‘’we’ve been getting along smoothly-’’ I stopped when the table shook a little, the tea in my cup shaking along with a low thudding sound that seemed to be nearing the palace. We all sprung to our feet and made our way towards the large balcony that overlooked the market, resting my hands on the rails I listened as the thumping grew louder and louder. Erwin joined my side. ‘’Levi? Will I get the guards? ‘’No, not yet Erwin..’’ I mutter watching as a large crowd began to make their way through the market, knights on horseback along with other animals and is that? An elephant!?

My mother looked in confusion as the loud bangs of drums and other instruments started, the voices of the newcomers loud and clear for everyone to listen. People dressed in different outfits dancing in sync and began to sing? Singing in sync?

‘Make way for Princess F/N! Say hey! It's Princess F/N!’

Some woman popped out from a bunch of coloured feathers on a high stand, a massive blue hat on her head. ‘How does her neck support that thing?’ I thought watching the newcomers

‘Hey! Clear the way in the old bazaar Hey you! Let us through! It's a brand new star! Oh come, be the first on your block to meet her eye!’

 Whoever the hell F/N was? A princess? Wasn’t it supposed to be the prince to travel to court the princess? Tch, the world is changing faster than I knew. I flicked my gaze to Erwin in question but the blonde only returned the questioning look with a shrug of his shoulders.

‘Make way! Here she comes! Ring bells! Bang the drums! You're gonna love this girl‘

That four-eyed woman certainly did seem like the energetic type, energetically annoying. Was this the handmaid of princess F/N? The woman continued to sing- I didn’t know how she could make her voice so loud and so clear at the same time. I have yet to see this princess.

‘Princess F/N Fabulous she! F/N L/N! Show some respect, boy, genuflect, down on one knee Now, try your best to stay calm Brush up your Friday salaam Then come and meet her spectacular coterie!’ 

All talk about this princess, that she’s fabulous and all that shit, yet where the fuck was she? Was this some hoax or prank? I wonder if Y/N is seeing this..

‘Princess F/N Mighty is she!                                                                               F/N L/N!                                                                                                              Can hold of ten regular men, definitely!                                                              She’s faced a galloping horse                                                                                A hundred bad guys with swords!                                                                      Who sent those goons to our lord it’s Princess F/N! ’

‘He's got seventy-five golden camels                                                              Woo, uh-huh, now the ladies, what he got?                                                  Purple peacocks, she’s got fifty-three!                                                                Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh                                                                                  When it comes to exotic-type mammals, everybody help me out!‘

‘What even is this??’ I silently question before rolling my eyes, finally giving into paying attention to the bustling crowd.

‘She's got a zoo I'm telling you, it's a world-class menagerie’ ‘Princess F/N! Gorgeous is she F/N L/N! That physique! How can I speak, weak at my knees You yummy girl!’

‘So, get on out in that square Adjust your veil and prepare She's about to pull my heart asunder To gawk and grovel and stare at Princess F/N!- oops!’

// 3rd P/O/V \\

Being honest, you didn’t know what to do- a sack of coins and money sat in front of you and instead of sitting there waving like an idiot you took handfuls of money and coins and tossed them out to the crowd effortlessly with a smile. I could see Hanji dance about and sing with a grin on her face, it was hard to think this is all Genie magic, everyone in the marching crowd looks so real

‘She's got ninety-five white Persian monkeys She got the monkeys, a bunch of monkeys! And to view them he charges no fee, She's generous, so generous’

You continued to give the people money, grinning upon seeing a few homeless children get a large number of coins and run off most likely to their parents to show them what they caught. Your grin faltered a little when the palace grew nearer and nearer, and the more it got closer- the more you could figure out that Levi was standing at the balcony watching with the queen. ‘She's got 10,000 servants and flunkies Proud to work for her! They bow to her whim, love serving her They're just lousy with loyalty to F/N! Princess F/N! Princess FFFF/-’

When you arrived right by the balcony Hanji caused the crowd to hold their note of the first syllable of your fake name as she playfully pointed to the Queen, Levi’s mother Kuchel, who seemed like she was enjoying the performance. Hanji was waiting for her to tap her hand along with the beat. Kuchel looked to Levi and he looked back to her with a risen brow as she smiled and snickered a little. ‘‘We waitin' for you! We're not going 'til you go!’‘ Hanji called out to her just before Kuchel playfully rolled her eyes and began to tap her hand on the railing along with the beat of the song. I could see Levi turn from her  ‘’There it is!’’ Hanji happily shrieked.

‘’Princess F/N!                                                                                                Amorous she! F/N L/N!                                                                                   Heard your prince was hot! Where is he?                                                        And that, good people, is why she got all cute and dropped by’’

I watched as Levi crossed his arms, a miniature smile toying on his lip from amusement before the smile gradually fell. Turning to Erwin I notice them both leave seconds later as Hanji began her final part of the song ‘’With sixty elephants, llamas galore                                                                   For real!?!                                                                                                           With her bears and lions a brass band and more                                               What?                                                                                                               With her forty fakirs                                                                                           Oh!                                                                                                                       her cooks, her bakers                                                                                             Oh!                                                                                                                     Her birds that warble on key                                                                                   Oh!

 Make way for Princess F/N!’‘

// Time Skip \\

‘‘Where are they? Hanji have they ditched us or something?’‘ I asked the brunette who giggled and shook her head standing next to you. ‘‘Relax, you’re only seeing your boyfriend.. No need to panic’‘ she cooed as I gulped and peered around. ‘‘Ugh... What’s taking so long?’‘ I was silenced by a door opening ahead of us, Petra was already standing near the throne watching us both like a hawk with narrowed eyes, I tried my best to avoid eye contact with the ginger. ‘‘Here comes the queen..’‘ she muttered in my ear, I awkwardly smiled as Kuchel nodded silently to us, Levi followed behind her next to Erwin. 

‘‘It’s a pleasure to welcome you to the Ackerman Kingdom Princess F/N’‘ I shifted in an uncomfortable way, a ribbon from my dress screeched as it ripped off making me pale a little as Hanji subtly took the torn fabric behind her back.

‘‘How did you manage to rip your dress..?’’ ‘’I don’t know it just did.’’

Looking to me Hanji began to utter words for me to say ‘’it’s a pleasure to meet you too your highness’’ she returned her gaze forward and rolled back on her heels. Smiling anxiously I tried to ignore Levi’s burning gaze ‘’I-Uh... It’s just as a pleasure for me- your majesty’’ I stumbled over my words as Petra spoke up ‘’I’m sorry but I don’t seem to remember a place called K/N.’’ she blankly stated drilling holes into my skull. ‘’Ah well..’’ I drifted off trying to think where the imaginary kingdom would be. Hanji seemed to sense me trying to think of an excuse of some sort.

‘‘It’s in the North!’‘

‘‘It’s in the South.’‘

Looking to her in shock I bit my lower lip, a chuckle escaping my throat as I subtly shake my head. ‘’Well we have a North and a South- both are... Shopping districts?’’ I explain before Levi steps forward from behind Kuchel. ‘’I see, and where are your gifts? I assume from the massive entrance you’d have something to show off?’’ he questioned just before Hanji coughed, turning to the door she loudly clapped her hands- ordering some servants in with random stuff.

‘‘Well we have golden figures of animals, like camels, lions, you name it! We also have spoons! Tiny! Tiny little spoons!’‘ I say gesturing to the servants who lined up by the sidelines of the throne room. ‘‘And gems...’‘ Hanji muttered in my ear.

‘‘And gems! jewels! Diamonds! -Oh! And we got jam! All sort of jam we have ordinary jam! Jams with seeds, Jams and jelly! Jam jams!’‘ I exclaim as Hanji awkwardly keeps looking straight ahead. 

‘‘F/N.. Move away from the jams..’‘

‘‘Well.. What do you expect to buy with all of this? Especially the jams.’’ Levi asked crossing his arms ogling me and Hanji, I’ve never felt more put on the spot before.

‘‘You!’‘

Levi looks taken aback, his eyes widened a bit as Kuchel raises a brow at me, I began to stumble and trip over my words as I try and redeem myself. ‘’W-Wait! No that came out wrong! I didn’t mean it like that, your highness!’’. Levi clicked his tongue, rolling his eyes before wandering off. Erwin looked to me with a soft look before smiling a little ‘’you’ve tried your best, I’ll see you later on princess’’ and with that, the blonde left me and Hanji with the queen.

‘‘I’m sorry that Levi was a little rude, he can be a grouch sometimes.. I hope you’ll be attending the festival later yes? Maybe then you can get a chance to talk to him’‘ she explains before walking off. I could hear Petra’s scoff before she trailed shortly behind Kuchel. Hanji cackled and looked to me, patting my back in a reassuring manner. 

‘‘Come on, let's get back to our room so you can rest for tonight~!’‘ Hanji playfully sings as we leave the throne room to wander in the endless corridors towards the guest bedroom. ‘‘That was the biggest fail I’ve ever made in my life’‘ I groan as she giggles in return ‘‘you tried your best F/N, even though I get what the queen says by him being a grouch- he looks so stern and serious! How did you hit it off with him in the first place?’‘ she asked as I looked out to the sunset through the windows of the corridor. ‘‘He can be a sweet guy, trust me Hanji- as much as he looks like he has a stick up his ass, he’s not a bad guy’‘ I explain with a short sigh as we arrive in our room.

I immediately flop down on the couch as Hanji goes to wander around and check out stuff. She comes back to the main living area and pats my head as I groan into the cushion. ‘’Don’t worry F/N.. I can filter my Genie magic enough for Levi to recognize you tonight? Maybe you’ll fix everything?’’ she suggests sitting next to me, I shot up and look to her shaking my head.

‘‘God Hanji no! What if he tries to arrest me?’‘ I retort as she shrugs. ‘‘He wouldn’t be like that would he?’‘ she replies as I shrug just like she did ‘‘I don’t know but there’s a chance it might happen..’‘ I utter as she hums. 

‘‘Alright then, I won’t do anything but you need to get rest for tonight anyways!’‘

[ayyoitsalex]

Chapter 1 - A Whole Different Story

I haven't spoken to you all lately and I think that needs to change. A lot has been done over the past few years that may surprise you, and some might not. I of course am your host for this program; Selena Joy Ryan. As I've been for years past this part of the story begins with me and where I am now. When I finished my college career I got my teaching credential and moved back home with my then girlfriend Sam Collins. You all remember Sam, she was the girl who became my best friend on the basketball team in high school, and a whole lot of shit happened. With her boyfriend being a psycho, mine dying, which I'm not speaking of lightly by the by, Sam being gay, me discovering I have a love for girls too, moving away to college together, and yeah. After a few years being back home we both felt it, and when I say it I'm talking about the feeling of just finally settling down. Sam proposed to me and I said yes. Our engagement didn't come without it's own backlash as some people within the community didn't feel comfortble with my sexuality while being a teacher. They tried as they might to get me fired but my bitchin' lawyer of a sister Natalie helped me in suing for prejudicial termination. We won and it was a big deal for Sam and I. Eventually we married, my sister Natalie being my maid of honor, Aunt Haley, Sophia, and Kelsey acting as bridesmaids. Elizabeth was our flower girl, so it was a whole family affair. Sam decided to take my last name to hyphen along with her's, so she is now Samantha Ashley Collins-Ryan. The next logicial step was to start our family but with us being two ladies some issues arose. We thought about adopting, but in the end we decided to go the donor route. We couldn't really decide which one of us would be the one becoming pregnant at first. In the end I was the one who went through the pregnancy. Our first son Cole Harrison Ryan was born and I'd never fallen in love so quickly. He's got my dark brown hair and green eyes it's like if I were born a boy. Cole is sort of a mix between myself and Nathan when it comes to his personality. He's very observant of people and isn't super social right away until he feels comfortable with the people he's with and then he's great. Though we didn't just stop with Cole, Sam took on the next pregnancy my thinking is cause she just didn't want all of our kids looking like me haha. Then our second son Adam Justin Ryan was born, but cause we're cool moms we call him AJ sometimes. AJ reminds me of Sam's brothers with their messy dirty blonde hair, freckles, blue eyes, and goofy smile to go along with their sense of humor. He definitely gets it from his Collins family influences.  YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DONE?! Nope, we finally had our baby girl Charlotte McKayla Ryan, but we like to call her Charly. I may be a bit biased but she is absolutely the cutest child I've ever seen.  I took on that last pregnancy, and after that I can say we were done. At last our whole squad was finally complete. My brother and sister have families of their own, and I'll let them tell their story when it's their turn. But until then you're stuck with me. I still teach at my old high school, but now I've upgraded from teaching freshman to seniors with regular and AP english. My parents are still around so they help me out with the kids from time to time as do Sam's parents. Our parents both were over the moon when we told them we'd be having kids, and their love translates to them spoiling the crap out of them every chance they get. Weirdly the person I didn't expect that from my dad is the biggest culprit of this especially with Charly. I think it's cause she reminds him of me when I was a baby. Well let's get into a day in my life? -5 am- *CRY* I turned over from my face being buried into my pillow. Sam still fast asleep I let her be to go and get Charly. As soon as I opened the door to her room she stopped. She's too smart for her own good. She reached out for me and I smirked. I'm getting out worked by someone that's not even two years old. I picked her up to snuggle her a bit. "You know exactly how to get mama up don't you.." She flashed a toothy grin at me. "Mhmm yeah don't act like you're all innocent Charly girl." I laid her on the changing table. When I finished cleaning her up we went downstairs so I could fix the boys breakfast and pack lunch. Sam followed downstairs sleepily her eyes barely open. The smell of coffee immediately revived her while myself I popped open an energy drink. Don't even begin to judge me. "Morning." Sam yawned before kissing me. "And hows Charly this morning." Sam's voice got progressively higher as she proceeded into her baby voice, it's the cutest thing. I gave Sam food to give to Charly and she fed her while I got things started. My mom always set the example of eating breakfast was imperative for a good day, so I made sure when I had my own family I continued that belief. Hell look at how I turned out. I'm not attributing it all to breakfast but it had to contribute somewhere. Boom eggs, bacon, and toast. Nothing super fancy but it'll get you to lunch. Sam struggled to finish feeding Charly, so I had to laugh for a minute while watching the fight. "Charly. We are not doing this. Please just ahh for mommy." Seeing Sam make the most ridiculous faces to coax the baby into eating is one of the small joys in my life. She heard me snicker and Sam immeditely glared to me while trying to hold in her own laugh. "Need me to finish that?" I said sarcastically. "No I'm perfectly capable getting her to eat." She flipped her head back around to Charly determined to prove me wrong. I rolled my eyes then went to wake the boys. I got AJ first and he slowly crawled out of bed before going downstairs he's the easy one. Cole isn't exactly a morning person, so I proceeded with caution. I sat at the edge of his bed nudging him gently. He stirred for a minute bfore pulling the covers over himself. I nudged him again slightly firmer, and again he didn't wake up. The last attempt I took a deep breath and YANKED THE BLANKET OFF. He shot straight up hair a mess and practically falling over. "Wake up Cole!" He plumetted back onto his pillow letting out the loudest sigh. "Aha c'mon bud gotta get ready." He nodded and rubbed his eyes. "Morning sleepy." I leaned in and kissed his forehead before he gave me his own morning kiss on my cheek. He thinks he's too grown for that but HE NEVER WILL BE. "Breakfast downstairs we're leaving at 7:30 no later okay?" "Mhmm.." Cole stretched out his arms. He followed behind falling onto my back for me to carry him downstairs. He laughed as I obliged. What can I say he's my first born, my dad did it plenty for me. When we got to the kitchen, before sitting down at the table he gave Sam a morning kiss as well. "Morning mom.." He yawned again shaking his head to waken himself up more. "Morning honey. Did mom have to pull the covers off?" Cole refused to answer so Sam knew she was right. "Gotta get up when she gets there the first time bud." Sam shrugged her shoulders. I took Charly out of the high chair so she could play in the living room. I put on some PBS kids show I'd never seen but it keeps Charly company. Sam would continually remind me of time to make sure we'd be out of here on time. I heard some laughing at the table come to see Cole and AJ horsing around with each other. "Hey!" I developed my mom voice slowly over the years and they both looked at me stopping whatever it was they were doing. "Let's get cleaned up and ready quit playing around." They shoved their way up the stairs. It was really satisfying to have things like that happen so quickly. Sam just nodded smirking. When it came time to leave I kissed Sam bye before loading the kids up. "Ah! Say bye to mama first." I pointed the boys back to the direction of Sam who was waiting at the front door. They hugged her and sandwiched her face with a kiss on each side. "Bye loves have a good day!" Sam waved as we pulled out of the driveway. I dropped the boys off at school walking them to the gate while holding Charly. I knelt down so they could say their byes. "Bye guys learn some stuff." I hugged them tight. "Bye mom I l-o-v-e you." Cole smiled. "Love you mom." "L-o-v-e you too Cole. Love you too AJ. Say bye brothers." Charly waved her hand. They both waved back and it was small things like that, that make me love these guys so much. "Okay let's drop you off with grandma." Mom met me at the front door always eager to care for Charly. "Ah! There she is there's my Charly girl!" She knew exactly who my mom was now and was always eager for her embraces. Some times she'd even reach for my mom first before Sam or myself. "I'll be here at like five to get the kids. Unless Sam can get them before I can. You gonna have fun with grandma Charly?" She smiled big clinging to my mom. "We always do, and I think everyones gonna be here today so we might do big dinner if you all wanna stay for that." "What's the occasion?" I tilted my head confused slightly. "No reason just sometimes we don't get together as much. Besides you know all the kids love being together." "Hope you and dad are making a lot haha." "Don't worry we have a good helper huh Charly!" Mom looked at Charly who proceed to throw her hands up. "Okay you get going we got it from here." I hugged my mom before leaving for work. As far as works concerned I still work with my aunts Sabrina and Camryn. They make eating in the teacher's lounge more tolerable, plus sometimes they share their snacks. Along with just my school hours job of teaching English, basketball always called for me. I was also the boys coach. I'd taken over for coach K and while some of you are wondering why didn't her daughter Kayla do it? Well Kayla's off doing big WNBA things playing for the Seattle Storm. She'll drop me tips from time to time cause to be honest she's better than I am no question, so it's always good to get some advice from her. When work finally finished I blew my last whistle to end practice. "Alright good job today guys no practice tomorrow." I walked away with thank yous from the collapsed players on the hardwood floor. The days of wanting to just die after practice still lived vividly in my head as I walked by my championship banner. *RING "Hello?" I answered pinning the phone between my ear and my shoulder. "You having dinner at mom and dad's tonight?" Nathan asked. "Most likely, I'm sure Sam will appreciate a night of not having to cook or wash dishes. What about you and the girls?" "Yeah we'll be there, Natalie called me before this so it'll be full house." I smiled from ear to ear, I love being surrounded by my family. Sam called me immediately after hanging up with Nathan to just let me know she'd be heading over after work. I rang the doorbell hearing the commotion already going on inside. Elizabeth answered the door giving me a tight hug. "Hi sister!" Elizabeth's going to school not too far in San Diego but it's still a bit of a drive to get here. "Mm hi there Liz, how’s everything?" Before I knew it voices called out for me. "Aunt Sel!" Daisy ran up from behind me hugging me. I twirled her around to face me. "Well hi Daisy!" "Can we play basketball later?" I love that the legacy of basketball is continuing within the Ryan family. "We'll see what time we finish dinner sweetie. We can play if it's not too dark out later." Daisy is Nathan and Sophia's only child and shes a year younger than Cole. She ran back to hang with the boys while I saw Nathan.  "I can't wait until I can coach her." "She's getting really good. Though Soph is always trying to steer her towards dancing." Another knock came at the door. "Late as always." Nathan smirked at Natalie while she rolled her eyes. We all hugged a big sibling group hug. Natalie's son Julian came in behind her with her husband Wes who was holding their daughter Alexis. "Hey guys, and hi Lexi!" I greeted them all as we walked into the living room. We were soon summoned for dinner by mom. The tables were split into parents with the babies, and kids at a table in the other room. Every now and then one of us would check in to make sure food was actually being eaten. "So how's everything at school Liz?' I asked her while sucking up bits of spaghetti. "It's okay just still getting into the groove of the semester after being on break for so long. Anything new with the kiddies?" All of us took a minute to think if there was actually anything new to report. "Oh! Daisy is joining an AAU league soon with some of her friends. She's pretty stoked on that." Nathan said. Both my dad and I high fived just at the notion of basketball with everyone laughing. "So proud." Dad said smiling. "What about you Nat?" "Well I mean nothing from work. You'd know dad haha" Dad being Natalie's boss at the law firm. "As far as the kids go I mean Lexi's talking more huh sweets. Say yes mama." She looked over at Lexi in the high chair next to Charly. She looked back almost thinking hard about it before repeating it back to Natalie. So cute. Before I could get a chance to answer calls for mom rang from the other room. So Natalie, Sophia, and myself all went to investigate. "What is it guys?" I asked peeking my head through the doorway. "We're all done can we go out back to shoot the ball?" Cole asked. They all awaited the verdict. The moms all looked at one another practically thinking the same thing. "Alright but clear up here first. Then thank grandma and grandpa for dinner, and properly." I hate to say it but I sound more and more like my mom every day. It's such a cliche that you grow into your parents but it's true. In a line they brought their plates to the sink and washed them before giving the grandparents hugs and thank yous. Afterwards it was a dead sprint to the backyard to play. "Only for a little while guys we still gotta go home to do homework." Collective groans came in response. My mom looked proud at me as I took my seat. As soon as I took my seat it hit me. I turned to Charly who as always flashed this sheepish grin. Both Sam and I winced at the smell before laughing. "Charly! Oh my god did you just-" "Augh Charly we’re eating!" Sam got up to get her. "I'll take care of this babe. Does she still have stuff upstairs mom?" Sam asked, holding Charly a bit away from her body. Mom nodded before Sam proceeded upstairs. Lexi followed Charly's example so both Wes and Natalie looked at one another. Natalie leaned her head against Wes as if to say PLEAAASE. To no avail, Wes just smirked and shook his head. "No way it's your turn after what I dealt with this morning." Natalie let out a groan. "FINE! C'mere smelly..I mean Lexi. Haha just kidding mommys just being silly." Nathan and Sophia looked at one another giggling. "See aren't you glad we're past all that with our one?" Sophia smiled. "I still think you guys should have another one." Mom shrugged her shoulders. "Aha maybe mom we'll see. For now we're happy with just Daisy." When Sam returned with Charly I checked the clock. We let the kids play out a little more while we continued talking with everyone. When it came to be about seven we called them all inside. "We gotta get going the boys still got homework. C'mon Cole! AJ!" The two boys hustled inside. I said bye to my parents along with my siblings. "Hey say bye to everyone okay?" Cole and AJ made their rounds to everyone as I watched content at my beautifully behaved children. Well they’re beautifully behaved most of the time. We all have our moments. When we got home Charly was in the process of passing out, and I took the liberty of putting her to bed while Sam made sure homework was done for the boys. "C'mere sweet girl." She curled up to me as soon as she left the car seat. As I brought her up to her room she slowly woke back up but still laid her head over my shoulder clinging like a baby koala. "Let's change into some jammies." I undid the bazillion snaps from her regular clothes to put her into cozy fleece pajamas. Still awake I sat with her in the rocking chair in her room, and I did what never seemed to fail to put any of my children to sleep. I started singing, Slowly as her eyes closed my singing just turned to humming. Cole stood at the doorway of Charly's room just watching us. "Hey sweetie." I said softly smiling at him. "You finish all your stuff?" He nodded as he continued to lean against the door frame. "C'mere." I scooched over a little to make room on the rocker. Hesistant Cole slowly sat down with us. I put my arm around him and continued humming while running my fingers through his hair. "Can you give Charly kiss goodnight Cole?" He leaned in slowly and pecked her chubby cheek. "Aw thank you." I could feel Cole's body slowly succumbing to the rocking as well as his eyes batting to stay awake. I got up slowly and put Charly into her crib. Cole and I crept out so we could go to bed as well. "Good night cole lights out twenty minutes." He nodded slowly closing his door behind him. Sam was in AJ's room reading him to sleep. She tucked him in and we both kissed him good night. Sam and I slipped into bed pulling the covers over ourselves. I yawned slowly curling up to Sam as she put her arm over me. We kissed good night. "Love you.." I said slowly while my eyes began to close. "Love you too Sel.." Sam replied letting out a yawn of her own. Before I knew it we were both falling asleep. I looked over at the clock on my night stand and it said ten thirty.  Not exactly the times I was sleeping in my prime but hey I've got three kids. Before falling asleep completely I made sure to turn on the monitor. It's the life I always thought I'd have when I was younger, okay sure I thought I'd be married to a man..but things change! Here I am living the dream. -2 am- *CRY What was that about living the dream again?

[byul-bit-arae]

Boyfriend Taeyong

“When I fall in love, it will be forever.  Or I’ll never fall in love. In a restless world like this is–   Love is ended before it’s begun. And too many moonlight kisses, Seem to cool in the warmth of the sun."

*Silently slides this across the table and leaves* I'll just leave this here.

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Ok but

Ok ok ok 

*Grabs tissues, blankets, desserts* gotta get real ready for this now

*Pushes up virtual glasses bc I always forget to wear mine shh we don't talk about that* boyfriend taeyong you say?

Well I saY GTFO I DONT WANNA DIE OF TOO MUCH FEELS SIS

Ok jk come back ere I would die everyday for one (1) human being and that's Lee Taeyong

.. wait wat

Anyway

This kid dude is literally t h e best bf you could ever have like what ????

You see all those shitty posts/texts/ads about perfect boyfriends??? Yeah just like that

Or maybe better

Way better

Taeyong would love you with A L L OF HIS HEART 

He's basically a five-year-old who only sees you, and like, nothing else.

Except for chocolate but like, nothing else

Like before you guys start dating

And that would probably be a GOOD while bc this pure lil child doesn't even know what dating is (no I'm serious have you seen that article)

Srsly tho 

Not just that but he seems to me like the type to take relationships very seriously 

Like blind dates and one night stands wouldn't be his thing, he wouldn't fancy them and just, no

He probably believes in those fictional perfect love stories

And is well aware it might take time to find the right person and is okay with waiting his whole life for it

He just secretly hopes it's soon k

And then he meets u

And wow Lee Taeyong the quiet cold-ish dude who?

More like LEE TAEYONG THE CUTEST FLUSTERED AWKWARD BALL OF FLUFF

When he saw you the first time he could swear he got like star struck or something

He gets all flustered at everything you do and he doesn't know why

Like WHAT IS HAPPENING WHY AM I BEING LIKE THIS WHAT IS THIS 

BODY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

BRAIN WHAT IS THIS MESS

HEART STOP POUNDING LIKE CRAZY OKAY THANKS

Like you smile and he's a mess, you just sit there and he's a mess, you pout and he's a mess, you look at him and he's a M E S S ™

And he doesn't even know why bc he never felt like this towards someone

He'd probably meet you through one of the members

Yuta, your close friend, finally decided to introduce you to his 'brothers'

He calls them his brothers but then it took him like three years to introduce you guys bc he's one hell of an overprotective best friend, or mom, over you

"Hey guys I can't believe I'm doing this but this is my little cute precious best friend Y/N and no you can't talk to her"

"Um yuta pls calm down"

Anyways

So the first meeting goes on great I mean the guys are all super kind and funny 

And so you start meeting them more often!!

And Taeyong--

istg this kid--

Like he sees you, and some fictional chibi monster starts gnawing at his insides

#SaveLeeTaeyong2k18

Like you noticed how he's kind of quiet around you and stuff but then yuta reassured you saying he's just a bit introverted and it'd take him time to open up

Bc tbh you actually thought he didn't really fancy your presence?? Since he looked really quiet and basically expressionless? and you'd like catch him glaring holes into your head from the corner of your eye??

BUT GURL LITTLE DID YOU KNOW THAT HE IS JUST WAY TOO WHIPPED HE KEEPS STARING DROOLING AT YOU

IT'S JUST THAT HIS POKER FACE LOOKS A BIT INTIMIDATING

BUT HE'S REALLY ALL UNDER YOUR SPELL OK LIKE YOU'RE SOME FALLEN ANGEL OR IDK OK.

ANYWAYS.

So it'd take him some time to start being comfortable around you

Considering that he's an introvert; a whipped introvert to be exact

But eventually you guys will get friendlier

And that would make him know more stuff about you and wow he never thought he could like you even more but here we are ??

Also the way you take care of the dreamies just !!! Makes his heart go !!!!!!

You just find them really cute and feel the need to protect them from all evil

Also winwin, bc take notes, winwin invented cute 

And how you'd be especially close to mark 

And you'd be his fav noona too

Aw.

And how you're so so kind w the older guys too

And Taeyong just-- admires you so so much

Bc he loves his friends so dearly and the fact that you love them too and take care of his beloved ones makes him so happy, he just appreciates it a lot

And legit keeps staring at you from a distance with a sweet smile as you put a scarf over jisung before he goes out or you hand winwin a new book about Korean poetry that you bought for him

And then probably Johnny passes by and lightly smacks his head to wake him from his day dreams and whispers

"Dude stop that's so creepy"

Oh btw

Everyone in the dorm knows about his crush on you

E V E R Y O N E .

Probably even their pets

This child is so bad at not getting flustered at the mere thought of you someone protecc

And the guys tease him the whole time omg

Like even the younger ones

He swears to ground them like ten times a day but ends up forgetting bc he'd be so flustered

AND SO ONE DAY 

You probably get left in the dorm alone w him

Don't ask me how yuta agreed to that ok I might be the author but evEN IDK K BYE.

And so you start chatting

Probably while cleaning the mess made by another seventeen wild horses

And you both find it funny how at first you were so so distant and awkward

And now here you are casually picking up chenle's underwear from the floor and throwing it with the laundry

And you tell him how you thought he was unfriendly at first and he laughs it off

And he tells you how he watched how you treated his brothers before opening up to you

And you're like ooOooOOoH so that's why, I thought you were glaring @ me and you actually hated me

And ty would literally snap like ARE YOU KIDDING ME I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS DEEP IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE MY WHOLE LIFE---

And you're like wait what

And he's like wait what.

DING! NEW LEVEL OF SOFT UNLOCKED

HE WOULD BE LITERALLY FREAKING OUT AND NOT KNOWING WHAT TO SAY HIS BRAIN WOULD BE ALL LIKE UNKNOWN ERROR ABORT MISSION A B O R T MISSIO--

"Taeyong it's okay I like you too

It's actually really relieving since I thought you didn't feel the same so I was a bit gloomy"

And then he apologizes for the misunderstanding

And at that moment jeno barges in and he's like um sorry am I interrupting something

And before you say anything he's like oh shit I'm really interrupting something sorry BYEEEE

But then he opens the door again and he's like okay ONE last question hyung did you ask her out yet

And ty is like jeNO I SWEAR TO GOD

And then when jeno leaves bc he realizes he needs to run for his life or else he'll spend the night in the streets,

It's really awkward before you're like

"so uh.. how about we grab some coffee? Like a first date?"

And taeyong tries his best to muster up a good answer until the word "date" leaves your mouth and he's like 1010101010011101 error shutdown sorry.

Anyways so you go out to this cute coffee shop and that's your first awkward date full of tingling feels and chibi monsters gnawing on your insides.

You probably frequent that coffee shop a lot more often after that

Bc coffee shop dates w taeyong are just so adorable

And he's adorable

*mark silently dragging my crying whipped ass away*

Arcade dates are also your thing

Since he's a little bit too obsessed with games

He loves museums too so he'd bring you to a lot of them

Especially art museums

And you're like why should we go when I've got a whole piece of art in front of me

And he blushes and smiles

Late late night dates

Where you just walk around like fools at like three in the morning bc neither of you could sleep

And you probably grab some ice cream

Okay I'm making it sound like you'd be such an outdoor couple when you're not lmao

Okay not rlly

But my point is that you'd prefer cuddling in bed all day over any of those

Not only in bed but really everywhere

Y'all are just so cute and soft

Skinship skinship and a lot of skinship

He can't stay like ten seconds without touching you

idk like he has to grab your hand or hug you or have you hug him or juST BE IN PHYSICAL CONTACT W YOU OK LIKE HE MIGHT DIE OR SMG OK

But there are some small cute things you notice he likes

Like back hugging you when you're doing literally anything

Like you'd be cooking or washing the dishes or freaking wiping away the dust or just looking out the window and he'd waddle to you as if his skinship'o'meter is hitting a critically low level and he needs urgent recharge

He'd then slowly wrap his arms around you so so gently yet you still feel like his whole world depends on that hug

90% of the time he'd rest his chin on your shoulder

Okay not his chin but technically press his lips against your shoulder, crook of neck, neck, collarbones, hairline, the skin behind your ear, your jawline, basically anywhere he could reach

Like they aren't even kisses his lips would just ever so softly ghost around your skin and his nose would nuzzle your crooks

You're dead if you're ticklish

He also likes intertwining fingers

Like not even all fingers but two or three

He'd love link your index and ring fingers as you walk, lay around and whenever he holds your hand which is often

He love love loves when you play with his hair

Kittyong anybody?

Esp as you praise him

Or you cup his cheeks and then your hands slowly creep to his ears and then to play with the hair on the back of his head

Or simply when you're laying down as he rests on your chest

He looooves doing that

Like he doesn't even care if you're boobless he just really loves that 

Sometimes while having really deep conversations

Or when you're cheering him up if he's ever having a rough time

Like you'd gently caress his hair as you tell him all the things you love about him

If he's really really down he'd silently cry and hugs you tighter 

And then end up falling asleep to your soft soothing voice and touch

He's usually very cheerful and hyper though

You'd love spending time in the kitchen tgt

Flour fights aren't that common bc he's usually tidy but they do happen so watch out

He loves cooking for you

And LOVES when you cook for him

Like even the simplest things

You don't really have to be that good at cooking like you'd crack him an egg and he'd be as happy as if you've served him a full course meal

He'd teach you how to cook but wouldn't let you do it like tf

He says to use those skills when he's not home

Although whenever he's leaving for some time he'd stack up the fridge w food that would probably last a year

Very random kisses

Like very random listen to me

You'd be like watching TV or something and he'd suddenly turn and peck your cheek then go back to watching

And you're like ?????

And he's like nothing I just wanted to do it

And you're like ????? uwu

Man I could talk about him all day but no one can afford this 

This is already way longer than all my other boyfriend posts wsdswdsdwdswdws

He just wants to be loved okay give my boi some sarang

Just kidding give him all the sarang lmao

.

.

No really I'm serious.

[muggycuphead]

weird flex but ok i guess

bro, just look @ this bish, like-

m y   g o d   t h I s   i s   o l d   a s   f u c k

…Well, “old” according to internet speed, it’s only been months…a lot of months, but still, they were just months

Yes this the thing I mentioned back in June

Bruh, come to think how much time I went to spend on this hoe, it gets to the point of being just down right sad considering I won’t take this anywhere further than just “plot-wise” sketchdumps and other silly little things around it

And yeah, I’ll admit, I’m sort of frustrated about it, but I’ve given up at fighting with myself over that dead horse for any longer

For what’s remaining relating to this, I’ll just stick with the other stuff that’s yet to be posted (and drawn), since I do still have things to say and show about this concept, and I don’t lose much by just having it up so people could check it out

Though, and I want this to be clear, the writing down here was mostly made during my ‘freshmen’ months in the FNF fandom –hence why I wrote BF’s dialogue like that; I stuck with it since I though that gave the character some identity, but now I can see how silly it sounds-,plus, the sketchdumps I made beyond no. X (using roman numbers for a silly FNF concept? Classy Phids, very classy), most of them corresponding to this year, actually follow a ‘different’ plotline, basically a ‘broken’ version of the original story that’s happening inside a ‘fading’ universe with the ‘core wound’ relying in the hood; long story short, a ‘fake’ reality whose last resort to stop it’s constant destruction is counting on the protagonist –which is, obviously, BoyFriend…well, not actually the canon fellow, but an ‘alternative’ iteration of him that has gathered self-consciousness over the massive destruction happening back at home (it’s basically him and not actually him at the same time; the confusion is a part of both your experience and mine as well as I make this, don’t worry)

Long story short, this version of the concept is basically ‘obsolete’ (I hate that word but it’s the closest way to imply what I’m trying to say here) and most of the things shown here may or may not stick to its rewritten version, just so you know

Might not be the coolest thing, but eh, it’s worth the shot posting about it

Original post title: Haha lookie I made a stupid silly AU fanconcept for Friday Night Funkin’ because FUCK YEAH (Date of writing: Around May-June 2021)

War… Hold up, do we really need a warning for this one? Dunno, but however, watch out for slightly disturbing and kinda…disgusting imagery, trypophobic patterns, as well as ‘necrotic’ designs I made while having funky fever bc o h  m y  g o d do I get a little crazier  every new quarantine day (and at this point it’s coming to be an usual thing for me, big sad). However, most are made no other than for the sole sake of satire, so y’know, no need to get your underwear in a twist

I have my reasons, just…

You guys know me, every time I throw myself into a fandom to be an active fan, most chances are that I can’t help but make something out of it, either be a concept or a whole story on so (nowonderwhyImadeVBandJSABBRwhenIgottoknowaboutthegame-newreleaseinfpascasetho-andallthatjazz)

And funny thing, this was like a mix of my 2018 SFPA and 2020 JSAB enterings, but multiplied by 5 and with the extra nostalgia I got after my research about NG during Remember November back in 2020

Aight, Imma shut up now, and show this off already, let’s a-go

Ahem-

So, I’ll be short for this one

The context I went for this one is pretty simple; before moving to the ‘Big City’ (aka the place GirlFriend lives at, as well as most other characters on the NG and other indies spectrum bc why not), BoyFriend used to live in a really yucky hood with his family, which population, aside from humans, had also zombies, ghosts, ghouls and other supernatural creatures that I’d consider to be the ‘opposite’ of demons and whatnot.

Thing is, in this actual ‘storyline’, BF got the memo that some lousy stuff’s going on over there at his homie hood due to a “mysterious” electricity outage (a blackout), but despite the rough memories of this place, he isn’t resentful about it, and gladly accepts going there to help…and also brings GF with him because #relationshipgoalsamirite

Also, not-so-important fun fact, he and GF have remained together for quite some time already (like 8yrs? 7? Idk but you get my point) despite their relationship being challenged every so and then (that would refer to most mods, as well as some common relationship discordances…depending on which is your definition of ‘common’ here-)

And yesh there is art surrounding this idea as, if not then why would I be posting this anyway lmaooo-

Though, I won’t be posting all of those in here, maybe the ones I already have (both scan and digi ver. if the image limit doesn’t strike me in the face first-) but since I’m just re-entering the NG field as well as learning about its origins yadda-yadda, I want to go slowly but surely on this one so I don’t mess everything up for my sake

And yea some parts might seem a little ‘on a rush’, but I just wanna get this idea out quick cuz I’ll be real, I have little to not much reasons to go anywhere else with this tbh

Here we go I guess:

Friday Night Funkin’ BoyFriend’s Hood – AU fanconcept sketches [I]

EDIT 25/10/2023: Updated the traditional drawing with a rescanned, more clean version

1.-Bike Ridin’ Afternoon

[Cutscene-styled script for storytell sake –andbcwhynot-]

**Little lengthy though, you can skip if you want**

Camera briefly shows a far view of the sunset before going low as it shows BF and GF on the distant road, with BF riding his bike while GF grips close to him from behind, her arms surrounding his torso, and her chin resting on his left shoulder

GirlFriend (Narrator by though)

There we are; me and my rowdy darling, rolling down the road, with the fresh breeze and the charming sky accompanying us as we go on his motorbike

 It might not be the fanciest, but it sure is the fastest…just like his voice when we go funk every Friday night at the club~

We’ve been together for so long, more than a couple of years I would say, and yet, we made it to keep our love beating as loud as the boombox I usually take as my first class seat before the show begins

Screen slightly fades to black

Small ‘memory fragments’ show in the screen one by one (these representing different events, most outstanding ones specifically –yesimtalkingaboutmodsnowshush-)

GirlFriend (Narrator by though)

We’ve seen a lot, we’ve heard a lot, and we’ve learnt a lot, especially him…in more than one sense

Memory fragments fade away

GirlFriend (Narrator by though)

And no matter what had gotten in between us during those years, he always stood up for me when it was needed, as I did the same when he couldn’t

Small three-in-one transition: GF’s and BF’s silhouettes resembling a hostile scene [*], then a ‘neutral’ one [*] and finally a reconciliation one [*]

GirlFriend (Narrator by though)

Even when we had to confront our differences [*], he was understanding enough to give each other some time apart [*] before fixing things up in the end [*]…and it’s funny considering his side work back in town is at a repair shop

Small three-in-one transition fades away

Screen goes back to normal

Camera shows GF and BF front view, as GF softly cuddles BF with a lovesome expression, as he calmly smiles back to her (as referenced in the sketch)

GirlFriend (Narrator by though)

…That’s why I love him so much

BF returns his attention to the road, as GF opens her eyes, doing the same.

GirlFriend (Narrator by though)

Unlike most guys I’ve met, he’s really passionate on what he does, and doesn’t give up easily on his accomplishments, yet he doesn’t need much to be happy, and has enough self-respect to know when it’s right to step back

Camera goes back to profile, distant view of GF and BF on the road

GirlFriend (Narrator by though)

However, he’s on the first mindset right now. And not for our sake only, but for his ‘other family’s’ as well.

BF accelerates his bike as GF holds tighter, and they quickly speed forwards

A dark, blurry shape blocks the view briefly, and the sunset scenario is now replaced by a slight-visually rough neighbourhood environment, as BF and GF are a little closer to the camera’s view

GirlFriend (Narrator by though)

Since the day we met as kids, and when we reunited as teenagers, I could tell he had a much tougher life than mine.

He and his family had their struggles back here when he was little; so that he had to learn how to work at a very young age along with his siblings to help themselves and their parents to survive.

Lucky them their parents weren’t too pushy about it

And although he didn’t always bring the topic that often, he didn’t hesitate to share those stories with me anytime he felt like he needed to.

But no matter how rude was life, he didn’t let himself down by it, and even got to make some good memories and fellow friends before moving out, some of which he still stays on-touch with.

I’d like to know them in person some day; from what he told me, they seem to be real nice

…Though he suggested me to hold the horses for a while, since things had been a little…off lately around the hood, more than usual he’d say

And mostly seen in the ‘special’ type of population it also has aside from humans…

Zombies! Yikes!

From what we know, something happened here around the hood that has had them out of control, and people are barely doing anything about it, reason why my dear BF decided to come see what’s going on and if he can do anything to help his ‘homies’ out

And even if the idea of actually living around zombies is quite a spook for me, I decided to come with him anyways. And besides, if he could live around them with no trouble, maybe they aren’t as bad as I might think…hopefully

We even had to switch our clothes to a more ‘chill-coloured’ ones in order to avoid more chaos, since these creatures lose their head towards ‘bright’ or ‘fire-resembling’ colors when they’re not ‘on their five senses’…if they even have any, but that’s just me

GF derails her eyes towards the environment, with a slightly disgusted look on her face.

GirlFriend (Narrator by though)

Still, even if this place doesn’t seem as dirty as I imagined it to be, it still stinks…literally saying.

GF returns her view to the front, with her slightly disgusted expression remaining on her face

GirlFriend (Narrator by though)

How come hasn’t he wrinkled his nose towards the smell yet?

GF changes her expression to a neutral one

GirlFriend (Narrator by though)

…Oh, of course I forgot. His sense is already used to it, heh…

That explained quite a lot of things when he told me, including not so pretty ones as well, but that’s besides the point, hehe

BF and GF go further foward on the bike, as the screen slightly fades to black (camera goes off)

[Later on…]

(Camera goes back on) BF and GF arrive to BF’s old house –the garage to be specific- as he stops and turns off the motorbike, parking it there, while GF slowly detaches from his torso

BoyFriend

Bep, beep bee bap!

(*Well, here we are!)

 BF lets go of the handle and gets off the bike, as GF changes her sitting position (closed legs) and looks around the garage

Close up to GF

GirlFriend

Wow. To be your former home, this place doesn’t seem to have aged that bad; even the garage’s still looking neat.

GF suddenly derails her eyes to BF, whose hand is lend towards her

GirlFriend

Huh?

BF winks her in a ‘fancy’ way

BoyFriend

B’Bap~

(*M’lady~)

GirlFriend

Chuckles. (Oh, you! ~)

GF grabs BF’s hand

GirlFriend

My, how gentle~

GF gets off the bike as well with BF’s help (sorta)

GirlFriend

Good thing you got someone to help bring some of our things here, you really have some lovely friends on your side.

BF walks away from GF towards the garage’s entrance, as he closes the door manually.

BoyFriend

Bee, bap baboop skidoo bep boo bop, bebop

(*Heh, that’s what good trust gets you to, I guess)

BF walks back to GF, hands on his pockets.

BoyFriend

Boo bep bap boo bop bebop, bee bap bobep.

(*But like I told you before, this will be a temporal stay)

Bap beep bop beep skidee bep, beep boo bap boop, bee boop

(*As things get fixed around here, we’ll go back to town, my promise)

GirlFriend

Yeah, I know

BoyFriend

Neutral expression …

GirlFriend

Low faced. …You only said it because you could tell, right?

BoyFriend

Low faced as well. Beep...

(*Yeah…)

GirlFriend

Oh, I…

BoyFriend

Redoes his smile. Boo boop, bap beep

(*Don’t worry, I understand)

Boop bep boo beep skoop, beep bap bep

(*Not everyone’s used to this place’s vibes, and that’s okay)

GirlFriend

Smiles back. I’ll still try giving it a chance, just for you

BoyFriend

Softly blushes. Bee, boop bap boo…

(*Awe, you don’t have to…)

BF goes back to his normal expression.

BoyFriend

Beebap, bep boo bep boop

(*Anyway, we should get going to the living room

Bee bap babop boo beep, bop beep bee beep skidoo bop

(*We have a lot of unpacking to do, so it’s best if we start as soon as possible)

GirlFriend

Alright, sure

Both BF and GF walk towards the garage door –which is off-camera- as the sound of it creaking open and close is heard.

Screen fades to black (camera goes off)

**Note: I’d put a little rap battle sequence here as a reminiscence of og FNF’s ‘Tutorial’ where BF tests out a motorized electricity generator’s power with an old boombox he and his family had back then because why not?**

Screen fades to black (camera goes off) x2

[At nightfall…]

(Camera goes back on) We back with BF and GF, who’re just chilling on the living room’s couch, while GF’s head rests on BF’s chest, and his hand holds her shoulder softly.

BoyFriend

Bap, bee beep babeep…beep skidoo beep bop…

(*Man, the memories that this brings back…I’m feeling nostalgic…)

GirlFriend

I got that feeling too. I even remember that one time you ‘took a blow’ for me on your job…

BoyFriend

…Boop bee beep bap ‘bop’ babep boo ‘skadoo’…bep bee bap boo beep

(*…Though the only thing that ‘blow’ harmed was my own ‘fashion’…and my back too a little)

GirlFriend

Giggles. Oh my goodness

BoyFriend

Bop bee bap

(*But it was worth it just to keep your beauty immaculate, hehe)

GirlFriend

Smiles. Hmhmph…

A sudden noise is heard from the kitchen

GirlFriend

Oh, dinner’s ready. Must go turn off the fire.

GF separates from BF, stands up from the couch and walks off the living room, towards the kitchen (off-camera), as he stands up as well an follows her.

Final screen black fade on this (camera goes off definitely here)

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Ah yes, my OTP

You can tell by the dialogue development I’m really tru 2 it (though I’m holding myself from melting out into it too much bc I don’t want to get too weird with my ‘romantic’ speech style so yea-)

And yup, BF in this timeline/universe owns a bike

I wanted to make the reason why a surprised at first, but I ended up spoiling it on my little script there (not like I’m mad about it tho olololol-)

Though the slightly faded ‘K’ for Keith on the handle’s front in the trad ver was before I knew BoyFriend’s canon first real name was…well, BoyFriend; but don’t worry there’s a remade version of it in a later sketchdump

And as you may guess, they’re not wearing their usual clothes there –or at least not their original designs so ye-

Pardon if my baboopish’s not that great (nor that short, ugh-), it’s still a little hard for silly me to talk in beatbox language (?)

Ergo, you have permission to make fun of it, won’t mind-

2.-Monday Morning Restin’ (…maybe)

[Cutscene-styled script for storytell sake –andbcwhynot-]

Scenario: BF’s parents’ old bedroom, on which’s bed the funky couple is sleeping

A little shine of sunlight sneaks through the window, brightening up BF and GF –yet not enough to wake them up, and GF’s phone alarm starts ringing.

GF wakes up slightly, as she turns around to tap her phone’s screen and turn the ring off.

GirlFriend

Rubbing her eyes off. Hmph, what a night…

GF shakes BF softly

GirlFriend

BF darling, wake up~

BF reacts passively, but doesn’t wake up

GF insists with her shaking

GirlFriend

C’mon, open your eyes~

BF remains asleep

GF crosses her arms

GirlFriend

Soft smirk…Guess I’ll have to be more direct with my memo.

GF gets close and grabs BF by the cheek, as she softly but firmly kisses him on the other one, to which he reacts more actively, waking up quickly.

BoyFriend

Yawns. Hmm…

GirlFriend

Finally, you’re awake; and best be now, ‘cuz you wouldn’t have liked what I’d go for my fourth attempt…

BoyFriend

(*Still more effective than my alarm clock, that’s for sure)

(*Morning babe, how did you sleep?)

GirlFriend

Morning dear; it was decent, I’d say. What about you?

BoyFriend

(*Great, mostly because I was dreaming with you…and about you~)

GirlFriend

Oh, stop it you~

BoyFriend

Visible slight discomfort.

(*…the bed’s couch kinda needs some checking, though)

GirlFriend

Agreed.

BoyFriend

(*Anyway, we should get ready to go now; gotta start off the week on the right foot, if you get what I’m sayin’)

GirlFriend

Smiles. Yeah, I do.

I’ll quickly go wash myself, might not take long

Crosses arms …And no peeks allowed this time. Got it?

BoyFriend

(*Your word is my command, ma’am)

GirlFriend

Boops BF’s nose. Good.

Screen fades to black (camera goes off)

[Later on…]

(Camera goes back on) BF and GF are riding on the bike once again, this time with helmets on (better later safe than later sorry, amirite) and GF is now holding BF by his shoulders.

GirlFriend

Are you sure this is the right way to the place that ‘homie’ of yours was talking about?

BoyFriend

(*As sure as of the fact my hair’s not dyed)

Whispers.

(…but if things get too crazy, below this jackie I have some little ‘fire power’ I sneaked out from my dad’s shelf)

GirlFriend

Savage.

BoyFriend

(*On other news thought, I’m glad the workplace you chose has solar panels installed; that’s one worry less for me)

GirlFriend

Oh, I’ll be fine; it’s not the first time I’m using my ‘pretty personality’ to cash in

BoyFriend

(*Will still keep an eye if any simps dare to try hit on you)

GirlFriend

Ew, don’t make me think about that…

BoyFriend

(*I mean the human ones; the undead don’t crave for the living)

(*…but who knows? I’ll watch over them too, just in case…)

GirlFriend

Ironic. That means you’ll also have to watch yourself as well, right?

BoyFriend

(*Huh…?)

GirlFriend

Smirk. You know, according to Tankman’s words back then…

BoyFriend

(*Wha… No, that’s… I mean, yeah but…)

(*Hey!)

GirlFriend

Giggles. You look so cute when you blush~

BF sighs it off and regains his composure.

His expression, somehow, changes to a more serious one (GF doesn’t notice)

 BoyFriend (internally talking to self)

(*…I’m also glad that place is run by freaky-steins only)

BF retrieves his previous expression and accelerates forward.

Quick transition to a different scenario (camera goes off and on)

BF stops his bike but keeps it on, as he takes his helmet off and puts his cap on (he had it attached to his belt below his upper clothes)

BoyFriend

(*Well, guess I’m good to go now)

GirlFriend

Disconfort smile. I still feel a little bad about leaving you with no bike.

BoyFriend

(*Ah, it’s fine; I know my way back home on foot)

(*Now go, you have a business to take care of…literally)

GF nods and kisses BF on the cheek, as he gets off the bike and lets her get to the handle.

BF walks away a little and turns around, as GF gets the bike going again and drives her way out of there.

Few seconds of staring later, BF turns around and walks into the alleyway, with a serious look on his face.

Screen fades to black (camera goes off)

**Note: In this case, the ‘job interview’ is also interpretated as a rap battle, this time being GF who has to sing along. Which job she’s applying for? You figure it out (?)**

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Me waking up be like

And if someone asks -‘YO why does BF have bruises on his body??’

Well, at first I thought them to be like a metaphor for the missed arrows during rap battles, but now I think it’s a little dumb (justalittle), so let’s say he just had throwing quite a few gangsta moves with some douches who dared to mess with his girl…and well, here we are

Also, the job interview bit wasn’t originally there, I just brought it up while writing the little script; ik, I’m weird

And before you say it- YEES I NOW KNOW GF’S CANONICALLY TALLER THAN BF

I just mistook it out of slight ignorance by the time I drew this, forgive past me for it plz ty

3.-Waiting for babe to come home

[Cutscene-styled script for storytell sake –andbcwhynot-]

//HOL’ UP//

In this case, this can relate to two events of the same type, but with different context outcome

(I) First Noon Wait’s always the scariest one

**Note: Just so it doesn’t feel bland, during BF’s intervention there could be another rap battle aside from GF’s , but idk**

Scenario: GF just chilling in the living room, though a slight sight of discomfort can be seen on her face

GirlFriend

Worried. Where is he? Where IS he…?

He said he would be here soon; but it’s been an hour since I got here before him

I hope he didn’t get baited by that friend of his…even the kindest can have their asshole side too…

Frowns. …Ugh, should I call him? Send him a text? Go look for him…?

The noise of the front door closing is heard

GF shakes out of surprise

GirlFriend

Oh my lord.

GF gets up from the couch and rushes to go check what’s up

Turns out it’s BF that’s finally back home, as he saves his key back onto his pocket after closing the door.

GF goes to him and hugs him.

GirlFriend

Overjoyed(?). Finally! You’re here!

BoyFriend

Surprised.

(*O-oh! I-I’m happy to see you as well, darling, hehe)

GirlFriend

Frowns with a soft worrisome look. What took you so long? You got me worried sick…

BoyFriend

Embarrassed.

(*Ah, sorry about that; seems that walking back home from the repair shop took longer than what I expected…)

GirlFriend

Sighs out of relief. Well, at least you’re still here, safe and sound.

Crosses arms. And how did things end up at that alley you went to? Was it worth the effort?

…and the spent gasoline?

BoyFriend

(*Fortunately it was, I got some indications on where I can go ask for deeper information)

(*…though funny enough, I’ll have to get it by doing what I do best, during Friday even)

GirlFriend

Let me guess, rapping?

BoyFriend

Nods.

GirlFriend

Smiles. …how am I not surprised?

BoyFriend

(*Heh, but anyways, I must get my chords warmed up before showing off)

GirlFriend

You can do that later, how about we share a little drink?

BoyFriend

(*Sure, why not?)

GF takes BF with her to another room (off-camera)

Screen fades to black (camera goes off)

(II) Something’s not quite right tonight… (sketch referenced)

**Note: During the time this happens, there’s also some rapping going on. Thing is, BF’s not really having it at best…and GF’s intuition can tell**

First ‘pause bit’: GF waiting outside, back on the wall, crossed arms with a nervous look on her face.

GirlFriend

Don’t fret GF, he’ll come back…

He can handle it…he has gone through worse, so this isn’t anything new for him

Yet, I can’t help but feel like something bad is about to happen…

**Back to track: LOL no shit, woman… BF’s still keeping up though**

Second pause bit: GF checks her phone, looking at the hour, and after sending a few messages that were left unread, she decides to finally quit the waiting.

GirlFriend

Enough with this; it’s already past midnight.

GF taps something on her phone and gets on the bike, with helmet on, as she puts the phone in a little holder the bike has for it.

Haha bike goes vroom vroom

GirlFriend

Never thought I’d have to use this tracking app again, but I’m left with no other choices.

GF gets the bike going, out to find where BF’s at.

**Back to track: BF’s still kicking, but it’s getting little hard to keep up**

Last pause bit: GF arrives to where her ‘GPS’ presumes BF’s phone signal is located in (wow), as she parks and takes her helmet off.

GirlFriend

(Another dark alley…they really do own up to the ‘gangsta’ impression, do they…)

GF keeps the keys and takes her phone with her as well (you guess where she put them idc), but leaves the helmet on the bike and enters the alley.

**Back to track: BF’s cornered, oh no (kILMEE-)**

A final pattern of arrows is sent towards BF, though his lungs are just about to wear out

But before the arrows get to him, GF quickly enters in, mic sneaked out of BF’s hand, and finishes off the patterns, ‘missing’ the last one unconsciously (diag!right)

Still though, she manages to corner the enemy back (keep in mind she basically still has her HP bar at 50% so yeah-)

GF turns to BF, who’s crouched, passively catching his breath, and lowers to his height to look at him

GirlFriend

My goodness, are you okay?

BoyFriend

(*Yeah, I’m fine…)

(Thanks for the backup there, by the way)

“???”

(#Hmm… that brimstone essence… so dense…)

(#… No wonder why this kid’s such a lame-o now! A demon hoe has broken into the hood, yo!)

After throwing a shocked-angry expression towards that comment, BF grows in rage and steps forward, while GF stares with her eyes wide open.

BoyFriend

(*HEY! Say that again and I’ll beat the undead heck out of you, dude!)

BF tries to get near the zombie dude, but GF reacts quick and grabs him by his arms, held close and tight.

GirlFriend (in the moment)

No BF, don’t do it! It’s not worth it!

“???”

(#Yo, like if ya actually had da balls to defend that horny slut!)

BoyFriend

(*At least I still have these pumpin’ unlike yours, you rot bitch!)

Provoked by BF’s words, zombie dude grows furious and ready to strike back

“???”

(#Now you askin’ for it, kid!)

GirlFriend

Gasp. No!

Zombie dude goes for a hold onto BF, but GF takes BF by his left hand –he drops the mic in the moment, making it ‘screech’ loudly on the place- and rushes away with him.

GirlFriend (while running)

Too wild! Gotta leave!

[T.B.C.]

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Can we not talk about my clothing choices for GF and how rushed they look now thank you-

She thick tho

And yeah, that…I really got a little too carried away with the second night dialogue there oof-

4.-Injured

[Cutscene-styled script for storytell sake –andbcwhynot-]

(Retaking on where things were left on before)

GirlFriend (while running)

Too wild! Gotta leave!

BF and GF rush to the exit, but as they’re about to reach it, the zombie dude –who’s quite far away from the (he no very fast)- grabs his ‘snake’ by its head with one hand.

“???”

(#Hell no, you ain’t leaving just yet!)

Zombie dude throws the creature in a upper-curved line.

The ‘snake’s’ iris flickers in a frightening way as it catches up to the couple, BF being its main target specifically, and reveals a animalistic mouth with teeth and stuff.

…and when getting close enough, the ‘snake’ bites him in the forearm, making a loud crunch while doing so,  and ‘spitting’ out little few blood drops out of the injury.

As a response to the pain, BF lets out a loud ‘beep’ (ergo, a scream) and lets go off GF’s hand, who’s looking the whole thing in shock, while turning around to see the creature attached to his limb

BoyFriend (quick talk)

Groans in distress.

(*Urk, why you little-)

BF points his index and middle fingers up, and sinks them in the ‘snake’s’ iris, forcing it to let go

BoyFriend (in the moment)

(*Fuck off!)

BF grabs the ‘snake’ by its tail, swings it two times and throws it back to its owner.

BF clutches his wounded arms not too close throwing a distress sigh

GirlFriend

BF, your-!

One of the zombies tries to catch BF, but he dodges the move.

BF grabs GF’s hand and keeps running

BoyFriend (on the rush)

Slightly off.

(*No time! Let’s go)

Quick transition to the alley’s outside (camera goes off and on)

As he rushes out of the alley with GF, BF catches an undead trying to take his bike.

BoyFriend (on the rush)

(*Oh no, you ain’t getting it!)

**Quick-time event** BF puts his hand inside his jacket, pulls out his dad’s gun and shoots the zombie on the back, getting them off of it

BF and GF get on the bike as he turns it on, GF putting her helmet on, BF not caring that much about doing so, and quickly drives away from that place.

Two other bad boys go follow ‘em in their own motorcycles.

[T.B.C.]

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Big oof there, mate

…No seriously, that hurts

And here is where things will start getting a little…chaotic, to not say more (and I wouldn’t say I’m glad about it but let’s keep going I guess)

And YES I’m aware the arm he got bitten in the script isn’t the same as it’s shown in the drawing, it was a ‘retroactive’ change the further I went with this, sorry for the confusion; you’ll see how it is in the newer trad/digit sketchdumps

5.-Healing room

[Cutscene-styled script for storytell sake –andbcwhynot-]

(Mostly retaking on where things were left on before; same context, different time and place –flash forward)

BF and GF are still riding on the streets.

GF turns back.

GirlFriend

Seems like we lost them…

BF takes a look to the bike’s ‘retro viewer’ (no idea how to say ‘retrovisor’ in English, oops) (ikit’smissinginthedesignbutletsjustimagineitstherefornowokty-)

BF sighs in relief and looks back to the front, as he lowers the speed.

BoyFriend

 (*Thank Fulp…)

Suddenly, BF passes out in a flashing moment, derailing the bike a little, but regains consciousness quick enough to regain control onto the handle.

GirlFriend

Shocked. Ah!

BoyFriend

Nervous. …!!

BF stops the bike and holds his injured arm close

GF notices and holds BF’s shoulders

GirlFriend

Oh my lord-

Containing the nerves. We need to take you to a hospital, quick

BoyFriend

(*But do you…?)

GirlFriend

I know one nearby here, let me drive you there

Quick transition (camera goes off and on)

BF and GF have switched places, with GF being the one driving and BF holding to her with his left arm, as his right one –whose ‘patched’ in order to stop the bleeding with a fabric sheet GF had with her for some reason- is placed on her thigh (shedontminddw)

BF lowers his head as a sign of it aching, and GF notices, quickly turning back to him

BF lifts it back up

BoyFriend

(*Just a side effect of the wound, don’t worry)

GirlFriend (on though)

Doubtful. I feel it’s more than just that…

GF turns back to the road

GirlFriend

We’re already here anyway.

GF lowers speed and parks the bike in the spot near the hospital

GirlFriend (on though)

‘:T’ face. Man, even the hospitals look quite ‘post-apocalyptic’ here

Both get off the bike and rush to the door (off-camera), arriving to the reception room

Screen fades to black (camera goes off); Character tiles can still be seen though

Old reception Nurse

Mostly indifferent. Hello, how can I-

Notices the couple, specifically BF, and shocks. Oh my lord!

GirlFriend

Concern. We need a doctor here, quick!

Old reception Nurse

Ah- sure! Go with Dr. Mendel! His room’s at the end of the hall, left side of the elevator

GirlFriend

Thank you

GF rushes away (can be told by the clacking of her steps alongside with BF’s)

Old reception Nurse

Talks to the mic. Dr. Mendel, a patient is coming your way.

He has an injury on his right forearm, a bite wound from what I could tell, and with quite an amount of lost blood.

Your attention is strictly required for him.

…

Amazed. My God…It’s been so long since the last time I saw little BF; he has grown so much…

Concerned. …Hope I do get to see him again.

GF and BF’s steps are heard again, then stop all of a sudden

(Camera goes back on) GF and BF stumbled upon Dr. Mendel.

Dr. Mendel

Hey there, was expecting you to come

To BF. Quick, you come in; we gotta fix that leak on your arm

BF is taken into the surgery room (?) by a nurse

GF wants to come in as well, but is quickly ‘pushed’ away from BF by Mendel.

Dr. Mendel

…Woah there miss; I know you’re worried for him, but you know how it is

GirlFriend

Oh, right

Dr. Mendel

Go wait outside, please

If anything happens, I’ll let you know first

GF nods and leaves

Screen fades to black (camera goes off)

[Few hours later…]

(Camera goes back on) GF is waiting on the reception, listening to some music in her phone with a pair of earbuds she had with her way before, but despite that, her mind is still upset.

Nurse

(>Excuse me, Ms G)

As she notices the nurse next to her, GF quickly breaks out her ‘thoughstorm’, takes her earbuds off, and stands up, holding her phone and buds with both hands.

GirlFriend

Slightly anxious. How did things turn out? Is my dear BF okay?

Nurse

(>Yes, he made it through)

(>Thankfully, the wound on his arm wasn’t too deep and could be closed with few complications.

(>He’s also fortunate you brought him in time, he lost quite some blood, but we could return the enough amount to keep him mostly stable until his full recovery)

GirlFriend

Relieved. Ah, glad to hear it.

Nurse

Serious glance.

(>…However…)

GirlFriend

Huh?

Nurse

(>Something outstood on his condition’s first diagnosis)

(>Just to confirm our suspicions, do you know who or what bit him exactly?)

GirlFriend

Recalling. Oh, uh, it was this one…weird creature thing, like a human eye the size of a boa snake.

‘Yuck’ face. It even had a mouth with really ugly teeth and stuff, ew.

Nurse

(>…Oh, so turns out it was what we though after all)

GirlFriend

What’s with it…?

Nurse

(>Long story short, without proper medication, he could’ve gotten infected with a zombie viral parasite)

(>…Correction, the zombie viral parasite)

GirlFriend

Gasp. Oh my…

Nurse

(>Don’t worry though, we supplied him the vaccine against the bacteria it relies on to keep it down)

(>Still, he must follow a certain treatment to recover from it… or in the least ‘lucky’ of cases, have it under control)

GirlFriend

Oh, I see

…Can I see him now?

Nurse

(>Sure dear, come with me)

The nurse takes GF with her and onwards to where BF is kept on.

Screen fades to black (camera goes off)

(Camera quickly goes back on) While BF is resting on a hospital bed, his forearm bandaged from elbow to almost wrist and his head uncovered, a familiar voice is heard nearby and also wakes him up.

GirlFriend

Holding BF’s cap. Hey there, babe…

BoyFriend

(*Hey there, GF darling)

GirlFriend

How you feeling?

BoyFriend

(*Kinda tired and a little dizzy, but way better than before, that’s for sure)

(*…Still, I don’t like being bare-haired, it’s too boresome for my fashion)

GirlFriend

Giggles. Neither do I

But here, let me fix it for you

GF puts BF’s cap back on his head and turns it backwards, just like before.

GirlFriend

There you go, looking fab again

BoyFriend

(*Heh, thanks)

(*…I guess we’ll be here for a while, huh?)

GirlFriend

Yeah, I think so

Dr. Mendel said you still need some time to rest before discharge.

And to also let the vaccine he gave you accustom in your body, this that

You know, medic stuff

BoyFriend

(*Hmph)

GirlFriend

Though, I have to thank you a little for –mostly- defending me there.

I can now see a little clearer the reason why you keep me away from most zombies around here, not really used to demon-related people, do they…

BoyFriend

Smiles.

(*Anything to protect you, GF)

GirlFriend

Frowns a little. …Yet still, I hope you’ve learnt you lesson about not engaging hard with people that don’t match your size.

Especially if they have ‘supernatural’ traits.

BoyFriend

Embarrased

(*…Ah, yeah, sorry about that…guess that’s what happens when you get too carried away by the heat of the moment, hehe…)

(*Will control my impulses better next time, I promise)

GF kisses BF on the cheek.

GirlFriend

You better do.

Screen fades to black (camera goes off)

[T.B.C.]

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In the original idea, GF was the one to cure him…but then I remembered this isn’t your usual home-healed type of injury, so… no, scrap that

6.-Sn-eye-ke

Yeah that’s the thing that bit him…ew

I originally though it as a zombie head attached to some ‘organic’ strings, but the more I looked at it, I though ‘woah wait, this sort of seems more like an dissected eye, I’ll go with that instead’ and there you go

Still disgusting though, I would like that thing to stay 10 meters away from me tysm

7.-Still funkin’

[Cutscene-styled script for storytell sake –andbcwhynot-]

**Events skipped**

-BF’s quick discharge and final check-up (protocol purposes)

-GF’s little peek for info

Scenario: At home, BF is quietly waiting in the living room, resting on the couch, as he stares every so and then to his phone, wondering things silently in visible concern

BoyFriend (on though)

Worried.

(*It’s already past her leaving hour, she should’ve arrived already, before me…)

Eyes close.

(*…No BF, stay put dude)

Smiles to self.

(*Your gal can handle herself alone, she’ll do fine)

(*We’ve been through worse before, this ain’t anything to get too ousted about)

Held head.

(*…Yet, I can’t stop thinking about last Friday…)

GF arrives, but does little noise so BF doesn’t notice.

But as she comes close to him in the living room in an attempt to ‘surprise greet’ him, BF quickly busts her and sits on, putting his phone away.

BoyFriend

(*Sweet Zone-tan, you’re back!)

GirlFriend

Oh, you don’t say

BoyFriend

(*What… What took you so long? You got me on pins and needles, woman…)

GirlFriend

Oh, I was having a little stroll around the hood, nothing special

BoyFriend

‘Ough’ face (aka missed arrow be like).

(*…You WHAT?)

GF sits alongside with BF

GirlFriend

Hey, don’t fret darling, I didn’t find –or cause any trouble in my way

…But rather, I met a nice freaky homie that swept me some useful info.

BoyFriend

(*Really? What did they tell you?)

GirlFriend

To put it short, he told me a little about this so-called ‘diagonal mechanic’ and how it could be used to fix this whole power outage issue.

BoyFriend

(*Diagonal mechanic…?)

Realizes.

(*Oh damn, of course! How could I forget about it?)

GirlFriend

What? You already knew about that?

BoyFriend

(*The ‘electricity originated from music’ sort of system, yeah)

(*But I didn’t know it would actually become a thing)

GF gives BF the little device she got from that freaky homie.

GirlFriend

Well, at least now’s the right time to put them to use.

But before that, I got you a little something~

GF takes something out of one of her shopping bags and shows it to BF.

It’s a leather jacket with a skull-like print on it

BF takes it with a look of interest

GirlFriend

I’d say it’s basically to compensate what those crazy goops did to your old hoodie, but deep inside, I did it out of bare kindness.

Besides, the person who sold it to me said its material is of very good quality, so y’know…

BoyFriend

(*Wow, this…)

(*You didn’t have to, GF)

(*You must have spent quite some cash here, and…)

GirlFriend

Oh, don’t get worked up on it, B babe

Even if it doesn’t seem so, that little jackie was pretty cheap

But enough chat, how about you try it on here? I wanna see

BoyFriend

(*Well, if you say so)

BF takes the jacket, unzips it and puts it on, zipping it back

BoyFriend

(*Huh, it’s even good to my size, really nice and comfy)

(Though, lemme just…)

BF takes the right sleeve and pulls it up to the elbow’s height.

BoyFriend

(*I like it better this way)

(*Thanks GF, this was real sweet of you)

GirlFriend

Oh, you’re welcome.

Now I think we should go see how that little bad boy works in your hands.

BoyFriend

(*Sure, I’ll get the boombox beating now)

Screen fades to black (camera goes off)

**Note: This is basically another tuto, but with GF guiding BF the same way as she was taught before by the freaky homie**

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Please someone tell me you got the Bijuu reference there-

And about the thing on his right hip, it’s supposed to be a gun (possibly the one I just wrote him to have) but ehh…I kinda changed my mind about it being there specifically

As for the little wristlet there, it’s a minor detail I put there just for fun (ifothersdidsowhycanti??)

8.-…well, sorta

[Cutscene-styled script for storytell sake –andbcwhynot-]

**Sidenote: this is basically a more-than-once event, but for now, I’ll portray here the case that comes most to thought right now

Scenario: BF and GF on the streets, after paying off a visit to that freaky homie for ‘grinding’ purposes

Little chit-chat walking going on, until…

BoyFriend

Head aching.

(*Ow…)

GirlFriend

Huh?

BoyFriend

(*W-wait, just…)

…

GirlFriend

…

BF’s head stops aching.

BoyFriend

Sighs

(*…There, it’s gone)

GirlFriend

You good?

BoyFriend

(*Yeah, let’s go)

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Oh no he’s having another headache, red flag bad-

Also-

‘Jeez Phids, is that another story following the ‘sicken protagonist’ trope? Can’t you be original for once-?’

Yes I know, but this one kind of has a twist in the end

9.-BF icon but the cap is different

Asset stuff, nothing out of common…yet

10.-‘I can handle it’ (BF’s vague sense of smell)

Ye, like mentioned before, he’s used to putrid smells

No surprise considering he was grown there for some time

…though I’d say it’s something he was born with so y’know

11.-BF’s logo but it’s more related to the hood

Yea I redid his jacket’s logo a little

Looks kinda cool though, don’tcha think?

12.-New arrow keys mechanics…?

…oops

I wanted to keep in secret what they are exactly by the moment, but I accidentally dropped them here soooo…guess not

Though, these you see there now are old designs, but I redid them in a later sketchdump I have so y’know

Their functions are pretty easy to explain…though I doubt they could be actually implemented AND TESTED in-game

Still, here’s what you need to know about them:

Diagonal arrows

Also called power arrows and/or energy tiles, these are a type of keys that ‘outstand’(?) not only because of their general effect (energy generation/transformation/distribution/yougetthepoint) but also because they request for some modifications in the mic they’ll be sung on

Keyboard command to activate one diagonal arrow temporally: Mayus/Ctrl + the corresponding arrow key

Keyboard command to activate/deactivate the diagonal mechanic permanently: Ctrl + Mayus + Enter

Auto arrows

Also called bonerows and/or actions tiles, these are automatic-pressed arrows, basically function the same way as the hellclown/heavenclown ones in the FNFxMdAcc Tricky mod, but they actually have a purpose here, as they allow the boss and/or the player themself –such as BF, GF or Pico even (yesibroughthimheretoo,heseemscoolandafriendofminesafansoiwannajoinherpartyalittlewowowow)- to perform an action in response to what the enemy might attempt to damage their HP range.

Their color palette is the same as the main arrows’, which can make it a little harder to distinguish. However, they don’t have diagonal versions (…or not yet, but who knows)

Inverted controls

Also known as zombie controls and/or undead controls, these are controls used specifically by zombie/undead type bosses. They are composed by

-Rotten arrows. They’re organ-resembling arrows. Color palette is similar, but more opaque than the og one.

-Raw insertion. They’re inside-resembling(?) insertions. They’re slightly low sided and softly tremble when an arrow enters their inlay.

In order to get through them, you have to sing the opposite arrow pattern they might throw you back (in case it happens cuz y’know-)

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[fusion-ego]

Headcanons about Wilford and Dark and my bb Ash?

Finally getting around to this

Wilford-Bubblegum boy is built like a beast and hung like a horse, k?-He’s muscular, like he could easily pick up and throw a 200 pound man, but he’s also kinda chubby himself. I live for pudgy, strongman Wilf.-Master marksman. Like. Perfect aim. Could get a headshot on somebody on top of a two-story building while standing on the ground. With a pistol.-No memory of WKM, but he has nightmares about the manor sometimes.-Does not fear death (for obvious reasons) and is much more afraid of being dismembered or having his eyes gouged out.-In a relationship, he’s the protective boyfriend who lets you make your own decisions but also watches you like a hawk to make sure you’re making good decisions-C l i n g y-Supportive! Really supportive!! His S/O being happy and healthy makes him happy.-Pansexual and polyamorous.-No but seriously. On an alignment chart he’d be Chaotic Pansexual, Chaotic Dumbass, and Chaotic Neutral. He’s pure Chaotic.-He’s really smart he just does dumb shit.-Fatherly when necessary-Calls people (especially S/Os) “cupcake”

Dark-Also built like a beast, not so much hung like a horse. He’s smaller than Wilford, endowment-wise.-Muscular, could and would pick up a 200 pound man and throw him across the room, but fairly slim. Like he’s muscular and has a firm build, but he doesn’t have as much weight on him as he should.-Forgets to do necessary things to sustain his body. Like, for instance, eating and sleeping regularly. Seriously. This man will go up to a week without sleep before he straight up passes out. And he won’t eat unless the hunger pangs are enough to overpower any other pain he’s in.-Perfect, full memory of WKM. From three different perspectives. Help him.-Doesn’t fear death because he knows that The Entity won’t let him die.-He is the type of boyfriend who not only watches you like a hawk to make sure you’re making good decision, but also does background checks on everyone he knows for sure you’re going to be around so he knows you’re safe.-He’ll never admit to it, but when sleeping/lying next to his S/O he will cling if they’ll let him.-Also really supportive! Just not in a super obvious way. His support typically involves him double-checking whatever facilities his S/O might need to use to make sure they’re actually good and helpful.-Bisexual (demiromantic) and polyamorous-Chaotic Bisexual, True Neutral, and Edgy Bastard. Mixed alignments, woo.-Also really smart. Also does dumb shit (like not eating or sleeping).-Calls his S/O(s) things like “darling” and “sunshine” because he’s secretly still harboring both Damien and Celine’s more romantic parts.

Ash-A small, slightly pudgy bean-Nightmares-Shorter than either of them-Apparently has a thing for male characters who are taller than she is and built like beasts (Evan Bannister, Dark, Wilford, etc.)-Clingy and knows but can’t do anything about it-The girlfriend who wants to know where you are and what you’re doing all the time, but not because she wants to be overbearing. She’s just worried about you and wants to be sure you’re okay. She’s aware she’s probably coming off as overbearing, though, and she doesn’t want to but, just, aaaaaaaaa-A huge cuddlebug-Either bi or pan and poly-Knows about WKM, is sympathetic to Dark’s cause, but is also kind of concerned by how hard he’s clinging to the past. She’s not sure how to put it to him that punishing Modern Mark for Actor Mark’s crimes isn’t going to solve anything without potentially getting into a fight.-Deeply concerned about Wilford’s mental state but, hey, it could be worse…. Right?-Calls her larger S/O(s) “Bear” and other similar nicknames, while she in general will call a S/O “baby” or something similar.

That’s all I got.