#Kuzco's Mom

[boombambaby]

Wompy Bear

Wompy bear was the first toy he’d received from his mother, and the only physical thing he has left of his parents. Once they perished and Yzma was left to raise him, she ordered most of their belongings to be dumped into the sea as a ‘tribute’ to them, under the ancient custom that an Emperor is to carry their belongings into the next life. In reality, she was having it destroyed to make it easier for her to pave her way into becoming an Empress. But Kuzco held on to Wompy for dear life and refused to give him up for any reason. He would bring it everywhere with him; to meals, to baths, to ceremonies and then when he was slightly older, to meetings and tutoring sessions. Royal staff, upon realizing how important the stuffed toy was, made replicates that they would switch it out with when Wompy needed washed or mended. Kuzco as a child didn’t exactly notice the difference, but as he became older and more aware of what they were trying to do, he allowed them to take him from him and pretended as if it didn’t affect him, not to have him. Though he always made sure to get it back when they were finished. It became a comfort item for him, and even now that he’s an adult he holds onto it for comfort and reassurance in difficult times, or when he’s very afraid. This of course isn’t something he readily shares with anyone; he does have a fearless, arrogant, vain Emperor image to keep up, after all.

[aangarchy]

My younger cousin (16) finished s4 of tlok. Here is her final opinion of the characters

Korra: "3 B's: badass, beautiful, bisexual."

Asami: "SHE GOT HER HAPPY ENDING LETSGOOO"

Mako: "y'know what he really came around. I hope he makes that prince his wife"

Bolin: "ngl. I hated him more and more each season. I'm sorry Bolin nation."

Tenzin: "i have mad respect for him since season 3. Korra grew up a lot but i think somehow he did too"

Kya & Bumi: "what did they do all season?" Me: "ngl i forgot" Her: "unimportant. they're both gay"

Kuvira: "finally another female villain. a win for feminism." Me: "you said that last season about p'li too" Her: "i meant every word"

Bataar jr: "and an absolutely pathetic man behind the female villain. Truly a setback for the patriarchy, we love to see it"

Lin Beifong: "turns out she didn't have just daddy issues but mommy issues too. Double whammy."

Suyin Beifong: "that's mother"

Toph Beifong: "FUCK IT UP GRANNY"

Jinora: "still the best character of this whole series and i stand by that"

Kai: "WHERE WAS THIS ASSHOLE???"

Ikki & meelo: "my mom told me if i have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all." Me: "what abt the other characters you openly hate?" Her: "those weren't CHILDREN"

Prince Wu: "is it weird that i kinda liked him even if he was pathetic? The ultimate kuzco."

Varrick & Zhu Li: "well this came out of nowhere but good for them"

Opal: "*whispers* is it bad that i really don't like her?"

[sweet-caress-of-twilight]

Disney Animated Canon Dashboard Simulator

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How do I look?

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mid

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That's why your mom is dead

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ik you're not talking when your uncle killed your dad 💀be so fr rn

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how dare you say we piss on the poor

#classism tw

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I'm not classist, my best pal is a street rat

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Actually, we prefer the term "mouse" - Bernard

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I don't believe it, another "piss on the poor" moment? I'm not even talking about you dawg 💀

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actually I wouldn't mind being pissed on

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AYO?

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#aladdin horny heritage posts

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I SHOWED YOU MY COCK IN DMS PLEASE RESPOND

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I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE BEEN BLOCKED BY BELLE ANYWAYS DNI IF YOU STAN THE BEAST

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#THE BEAST SWEEP

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shut your goofy ass up before I melt you

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Gawrsh, did someone mention me?

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hes not talking about you you big palooka

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Actually, you're supposed to put an apostrophe in the word "he's"

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GAHHHHHHH WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

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adults are so annoying like go pay your taxes grandpa 🙄

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You are a minor who knows nothing about the world. You are the ugly one here. I can make YOU shut up but I suggest you one thing. You don't want to deal with a devil like me.

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Hi

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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moots please tw crocodiles

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BOO

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THIS IS THE LAST STRAW MEDUSA!!!!!11 I'M BREAKING THE MUTUAL!!1111!!

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And this, my darlings, is why we don't put our triggers out in public

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Hercules save me

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Hercules

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save me Hercules

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Never fear, I'm on my way!

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Nice pfp bro

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254.421.81.132

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uhm,,,,this entire dashboard is rife with sin and degeneracy. Do you all have no shame?

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Sorry that was Djali typing anyway OP literally tried to burn me at the stake for being Romani????

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And I would do it again to cleanse the world of your wickedness! You flaunt your heresy and expect us to applaud?

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how about you keep that energy when you look in the mirror? cause last i checked, your obsession with me wasn’t exactly “holy”

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You dare speak to me of obsession? I shall have you blocked and reported from this webbed site!

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lol ok

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DO NOT SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY! YOU SHALL ANSWER TO DIVINE JUDGMENT!

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frollo got termed lmao sucks to suck

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that sucks, i was gonna invite him to my place for a BBQ

🔮 th3-gre4t-and-powerful Follow Why do I always wake up to the chaos of this dashboard? I need coffee and Kuzco's head on a platter.

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tf is u doing ur really killing my groove here :(

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Get off of my dash.

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u havent blocked me tho

🎢 pull-teh-lever Follow Uh, Yzma, are we still making spinach puffs for dinner? Asking for a friend.

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Hi guys, this is my first post here! Good vibes only!

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Unfortunately, there appears to be a spelling error in your username. It is supposed to be "necessities."

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Guys, I have a theory: I think Baloo and Little John are the same person. I mean, have we ever seen them online at the same time?

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You know, Little John did get termed recently....

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Nice pfp

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Thanks, I stole it from you

#oodelally

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Um this is extremely offensive to people who have been put under sleeping spells??????

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Excuse me, Simba, but Aurora has been putting under a sleeping spell, as have I. Please don't spread negativity here :(

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plsushthepostistreu - Sleepy

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you know that by being sleepy, you're appropriating the culture of those who have been put under sleeping spells?????

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so...just fuck being tired, I guess?

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Please no profanity on my posts, Aladdin :(

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anyone in this thread smoke weed

[hannahhook7744]

Disney Descendants Random Headcanons (Part 1);

(No Kids/some kids Born Pre D1 Addition since I don't have the full list yet).

Let me Know if I'm missing any characters because I'm well aware I'm missing more than a few.

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Akio (number 42): He is the son of Tomiko (from Elena of Avalor).

Ally: Her dad is Pinocchio, making Pin her younger brother.

Amber Dearly: She's a waitress but still does beauty pageant events when they're in season.

Anthony Tremaine: Jacob Lathyn (The Baker from Cinderella 2) is his dad.

Anxelin Fitzherbert: She's Goth.

Arabella: She's morally gray (and had ill intentions when she stole her granddad's trident).

Ariana Rose: Grows less jealous of Audrey over time and cuts contact with their grandmother. Is very popular in college.

Artie Pendragon: Somehow ends up with a pet dragon. No one knows how it happened.

Audrey Rose: Goes on to be the CEO she always wanted to be.

Aziz: He takes after his mother in looks and personality.

Bashful Jr.: He goes by Bash and is very popular in school.

Beezlebub (The Cat): Beelzebub is the Lucifer's least favorite kitten.

Ben: Likes building miniature models and wanted to be in a band with Ben and Lonnie when he was a kid.

Big Murph: He lost his eye as a kid when rough housing with the Gaston Twins.

Bobby Hood: He's Tiger Peony's boyfriend and a sports commentator at school.

Bobby Radcliffe: is a good friend of Artie Pendragon and is very shy.

Bonny: Is the medic of Uma's crew.

Carina Potts: Wears a cooking pot as a hat.

Carlos de Vil: He becomes Henry's mentor and gets Beelzebub back.

Carter: The 'nice' twin.

Celia Facilier: Goes on to be a very successful business woman (in whatever you think she'd go on to do).

Chaca: She's Li Shang Jr's girlfriend and Kuzco is very protective of her, much to her and his wife's bemusement.

Chad Charming: Redeems himself sometime after d3 and leaves to find himself.

Cheerful: Is emo.

Chip Potts: Babysat Ben a lot when he was younger. Has 13 siblings. He works at the castle.

Chloe Charming: Learned a lot of what she knows in ROAR from Lonnie.

Claudine Frollo: She had red hair and is left handed.

Clay Clayton: He's a party animal and is very hard to take out in a fight.

Crabby: is actually quite pleasant to be around.

Crocodile Descendants: They love tormenting Captain Hook and wrestling.

Cubby: He handles Neverland Academy's finances.

Danny Darling-Cooper: He's good at tourney and ROAR.

Derek: He's a selective mute and carries a bell around to get his friends' attention when they're arguing.

Derelict (Electric Eel): He's the friendly eel.

Desiree: She's one of the most wild pirate kids. Even when compared to her crewmates.

Diego de Vil: His most popular song is titled 'Kill the Beast'.

Dhandi: Is Jordan's adoptive older sister (since Eden is Jordan's bio mom).

Dizzy Tremaine: She joins Evie's business when she graduates and her jewelry becomes very popular.

Doc II: Goes by Raphael.

Doug: Evie helps him meet his favorite band (The Dragon Players) on his 21st birthday.

Dude (The Dog): He is jealous of Beelzebub.

Eddie Balthazar: He is always tired.

Eliza: She becomes more of a rebel as she grows up and is always backing Jane up when FG gets difficult (like most parents do).

Elle: She's adopted.

Emir (number 26): He's Aziz's younger brother and is a lot like his dad, personality wise. He does not like his mom's cousins.

Evie: She is Dizzy's half sister.

Finn the Mer-Boy: He works at neverland academy but also remains as Neverland's Protectors (kicking entitled tourist out when they cause too much non fun trouble/damage).

Freddie Facilier: Is banned from being alone with Jordan because those two are just as bad as Ally and Cj when alone together.

Gaston Jr.: He relates a lot to Luisa Madrigal. He also walks with a limp after a failed escape attempt he and his father attempted (he nearly drowned).

Gaston The 3rd.: He's the smart twin.

Gesundheit: Cannot for the life of him spell his name.

Gil: Has stolen a penguin from the zoo with Jay, Chad, Harry, and Carlos before.

Ginny Gothel: Is allergic to flowers. Her middle name is flower.

Gordon: Is a mechanic.

Hadie: Has a villain phase as a teen that no one takes seriously.

Hamish of DunBroch: He works with bears.

Hana: She is the royal party planner in her kingdom.

Hap: He's a hippie/hipster mixture and has a van he customized himself.

Harriet Hook: She has a hip high rose tattoo and broke Anthony Tremaine's nose once when she was 12.

Harris of DunBroch: Will not hesitate to bite people in fights even as an adult.

Harry Badun: He is a detective and has made it his job to make everyone behind the isle and every bad isle adult's lives hell. He will also make up outrageous theories to mess with people he doesn't like.

Harry Hook: Is good at art and has Dyscalculia.

Henry: He's a long lost de Vil.

Herkie: He has his dad's personality and strength but his mama's brain and kinda looks like a blend of his parents.

Hermie Bing: She has a variety of circus related skills, loves clowns, has a sweet tooth, and wears very colorful clothes.

Hubert of DunBroch: Loves reminding his sister of how she turned him into a bear all the time.

Hunter de Vil: His influencer career takes off when the barrier is brought down.

Ivy de Vil: She's allergic to hair dye and becomes a great model when off the isle.

Izzy: She's ROAR instructor at Neverland Academy.

Jace Badun: His mom was a strong woman at the Ringmaster's circus. He is the most exasperated person you will ever meet.

Jack/Korak: He prefers 'Korak' over Jack. He takes after his dad looks wise but his mom personality and fashion wise.

Jade: She has tons of scars from the crocodile wrestling.

Jake: Because of him, Princess Pirate, Finn, Stormy, Marina, Izzy, and Cubby all grew up.

James Brown Jr.: He works at a candy shop.

Jane: She's a big gossip and she and Carlos both bonded over this.

Jane Darling-Cooper: She's a teaching assistant at Neverland Academy.

Jay: He sleeps with a stuffed tiger but will deny it if asked.

Jenna: She's Aziz's oldest sibling and is the heir to the throne. She has a pet Elephant.

Jonas: He's Uma's cousin.

Jordan: She's the one who created the secret Agrabah Club at school (along with Aziz).

La Foux Doux: He's younger than LeFou Deux and loves puppet shows.

Lagan (Electric Eel): He's the mean eel.

LeFou Deux: He has a crush on Claudine and is the isle's Santa Claus.

Li (number 85): His parents took creative liberty with his name without checking to see if that spelling already existed.

Li Lonnie: She does eventually get her show. Her successful ROAR career probably helped (: .

Li Shang Jr: His music is decent but few people take him seriously because of the whole 'Lil Shang' nickname thing.

Lil Yaz: He died of appendicitis after d1. He was morally grey/apathic and had eyes for Quinlynn Hearts.

Lina: Jasmine was her favorite babysitter and she in turn, ended up babysitting the younger of Jasmine's kids when she was in Agrabah.

Lucifer: Lucifer often escapes from the saloon and gets on everyone's nerves.

Lulu Brown: She's much younger than her brother, Jim/James Brown Jr. and is a very good at ballet.

Mad Maddy: She has quite the sweet tooth.

Madam Mim's granddaughters: No one is sure how many there are or how they came to be.

Maddox Hatter: He's an inventor and is very close to Red.

Mal: She grows up a lot after the royal wedding and gets back in touch with her artistic side.

Marina the Mermaid: She's the swim coach at Neverland Academy.

Marya Rasputin: She's the doctor of Harriet's crew.

Max La Bouf: He works at Tiana's palace and often caters the events for his family and Ralphie's.

Melody: She's an environmental activist and the go-to cousin everyone talks to when they need someone who will hear them out.

Meriem: She and Korak are married now, and she's very into learning languages.

Mia: She is a sore loser when it comes to the fashion industry.

Miguel (number 44): He's a Madrigal.

Morgie le Fay: Morgie is just a nickname.

Opal: She's Freddie and Celia's aunt.

Othello (The Parrot): He repeats the things EQ used to say to Evie but is a very loving pet otherwise.

Pin: He's very smart and skipped a grade.

Pirate Kitty (Cat): It's Gil's pet cat (seen in a missing poster in d2).

Princess Pirate: Her friends now call her 'Princess' for short.

Quinlynn Hearts: She's the oldest Heart child and she had a crush on LIl Yaz.

Rafi: He gets along the best with his younger brother, Aziz, and works in the royal guard now.

Ralphie: He and Max are Pen Pals.

Rami: He's a party animal.

Red Hearts: Red is just a nickname. She's also in the school newspaper.

Reza: He is very interested in forensics and was adopted by Mozenrath and Sadira. He has two younger siblings and one older.

Rick Ratcliffe: His middle name is 'Perseus'. Yes, after the pug. And he has a habit of saving people from drowning/bodies of water.

Ruby Fitzherbert: She's shy and artsie.

Salima: She's a middle child now.

Sammy Smee: He's an inventor and a book worm.

Scarlet: She's Carter's twin and is considered the 'evil' twin.

Shy: His name is very fitting because he really is shy.

Sleepy Jr.: He's a gamer.

Snoozy: Snoozy is a night owl.

Sophie: She's Snow White's eldest child.

Spotted Hyenas: They like tormenting Gaston but not his kids.

Squeaky Smee: He's a selective mute.

Squirmy Smee: He and his brother look up to Harry a lot.

Stabbington cousins: They're only known by their nicknames by those outside of their family (and for good reason, since they're secretly Westergaards).

Stormy The Mermaid: She becomes a hippie when's older and mellows out.

The Sea witches: They're the daughters of Ursula's sisters.

The Tweedledum and Tweedledee cousins: They all have varying shades of red hair.

The Wicked Step-Granddaughters: The seven that are Drizella's are Hans' daughters as well. If any are Anastasia's, they're adopted.

Tiger Peony: She's a hippie vegetarian who's really into Tourney but doesn't play.

Tipo: He learns to cook from Kronk and helps him out with  Camp Chippamunka during the summer when he's older.

Tyrone (number 32): He's Tiana and Naveen's son. Lotte spoiled him, lol.

Uma: She gets her OWN sea phonies after d3 and she keeps her shark friends as well.

William (number 12): Wendy's oldest son and Jane Darling's younger brother.

Yi-Min: She's good at tourney as well as Swords and Shields.

Yupi: He is Kuzco's favorite 'nephew'.

Yzla: She's good at gymnastics.

Zam: He is the oldest of the kids in Yzma's family and has also caught his cousins doing weird things most often.

Zellie: She's the oldest of Flynnpunzal's kids.

Zephyr: He looks more like his mom as he grows up.

Zevon: His dad (and his siblings' dad) is Cedric from Sofia the first. His mom also accidentally turned him into a llama as a baby.

Zim: He still practices chemistry but the idea of being evil bores him.

[bestanimatedmovie]

Choose your favorite!

Vote in the other polls!

What fans say:

Rise of the Guardians:

It's a fun story with good writing and really interesting characters.

I was drawn in by the white haired anime boy when the trailers first dropped, I was further drawn in by the fact that he was also dead (Hurt/comfort angst potential is HOUGH) But also the visuals are absolutely gorgeous and I fell in love with the story of hope and faith and of wanting to be seen. It's such a wholesome movie and I've watched it repeatedly when it came out in theatres. Did I also mention the SOUNDTRACK?! ACK-! I love it!!!

I was here when this film was HUGE on Tumblr and I get so much nostalgia over it, sure, it was a little cringe*, but I had fun and that's what matters <3

The Emperor's New Groove:

Funny, memorable, guy turns into a llama.

This bad boy can fit so many memes! A great movie. Really good story about empathy. Fantastic villain. Fun family dynamics. The main character is FLAMBOYANT. Kronk is in this. I don't know what else you could possibly want. Oh yes, 2D animation my beloved.

The movie has a pretty silly concept but still contains plenty of heart and themes of cooperation and friendship. Plus all of the characters are iconic. They tend to be just a little bit horrible but still loveable (or at least extremely entertaining to watch).

I have loved this movie for 20 years; like 10 years ago I managed to convert my mom and now it’s our Thanksgiving movie. Infinitely quotable. The fact that Patrick Warburton is genuinely so tone-deaf that Kronk’s humming of the Mission: Impossible theme is UNRECOGNIZABLE.

Has the best character development of all time and also a himbo who likes to cook and Eartha Kitt!! my brother and i would always watch this movie on road trips it’s iconic and the best scene is definitely when Kuzco wakes up as a llama in the countryside and both he and Pacha freak the hell out and Kuzco goes “LLAMA FAAAAAACE” it is HILARIOUS amazing movie fr

It’s so well done! The voice acting is great, the whole movie is campy and fun, and it’s a movie about learning to care about other people.

*Mod note: we embrace the cringe in this house.

[pastelpousay]

RAY WHAT IF I CRIED /POS

IF YOU DRAW QUYA I AM DELIVERING MY HEART TO YOU ON A GOLDEN PLATTER /POS POS POS

YES YOU FUCKING GET IT!!!!!!

SHES MOTHERING HIM CAUSE HES THE LAST PIECE OF HER MOM SHE HAS!!! AND HE HATES IT CAUSE HE DOESNT WANT A MOM/ALREADY HAS ONE IN CHICHA, HE WANTS THE OLDER SISTER HE WAS ROBBED OF!!! AND SHE DOES END UP JOINING PACHA'S FAMILY AND ITS KUZCO WHO TAKES HER HAND TO TAKE HER THERE!!!!

HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY I AM SENDING U SO MANY PLATONIC KISSES MWAH MWAH MWAH

SENDING PLATONIC KISSES AND HUGSSS BACK YAYYY!! ALSO THESE ARE JUST SOME SILKY LIL SKETCHES BUT YEAYYY

I ALSO DREW SOME RAY BUT YEA

ALSO THE 3 LITTLE SILLIES FRRR

I FEEL LIKE QUYA AND RAY WOULD GET ALONG SO SO WELL LIKE LITERALLY SISTERS (I mean they are technically sisters in law so 😭 it makes sense) ALSO THE IDEA THAT QUYA POKES FUN AT KUZCO FOR HIS SO OBVIOUS CRUSH ON RAY AT TIMES LMAOO THATS JUST SO SILLY TO ME ESPECIALLY WHEN RAYS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE 😭💀💀

BUT EEEEEK I HAD SO MUCH FUN DRAWING HERR SHES SO PRETTYYY💗💗💗

[brokenhardies]

DESCENDANTS PLOT BUNNIES

so i was inspired by @daughter-of-melpomene to make some official summaries of my descendants plot bunnies/story concepts! its mainly linked to the brat series, but also has a pair of stories that have been living in my head for a while

Keziah, daughter of Emperor Kuzco and Empress Melina, Carlos ship, Isabel Merced FC. The protagonist of the brat series, member of the Auradon High Drama Club and a loudmouth gossip with a flair for the dramatics. Due to being next in line for the throne - and not wanting a similar situation to what happened to Kuzco to happen - Melina begged Adam to bring Keziah into Auradon, in spite of her lineage not being recognised there. Keziah sees the VKs arrival into Auradon as a great way to get more members into the fledgling drama club, and winds up picking Carlos completely by coincidence mostly due to him being the one to bump into her first. Later, due to her minor knowledge on potions thanks to Yzma, she recognises that the VKs have basically drugged Ben, but chooses to keep it a secret to keep Carlos safe (not realising that she has a major crush on him and he has a similar one on her)

Kendra, daughter of Kenai and Nita, Anna Lambe FC. A member of the Auradon High Drama Club and Keziah's best friend - mostly due to both feeling like outcasts to the culture of Auradon due to coming from outside of the area. Kendra was accepted into Auradon as a compromise from King Beast, after Kenai and Nita discovered that Kenai's brother Denahi was going to be sent to the Isle of the Lost as punishment for trying to kill Kenai - basically Kendra was brought to Auradon in order to keep Denahi from being classified as a villain. Kendra is - by technicality - a 'bear-shifter', being able to transform at will if she needs be thanks to the influence of the Great Spirits on her family line, but has enhanced speed and strength in her humanoid form and can communicate with animals, a trait that works quite well with her job working at the rescue shelter that Duke comes from. Kendra's also an activist, constantly running into problems that she wants to fix, and is one of the main voices trying to get other VKs off of the Isle of the Lost due to her own experience nearly losing her uncle

Neveah Maldonia, daughter of Tiana and Naveen, Kiana Maderia FC. Brought to Auradon on a 'princess' scholarship from New Orleans, Kiana is a member of the Auradon High Drama Club and is close friends with Keziah and Kendra. She's often the voice of reason between Keziah's overdramatic nature and Kendra's stubbornness, however, she can be a bit of a workaholic, much like her mom. She's well aware that she was mostly brought in due to her dad's role as prince of Maldonia - which she isn't due to him basically giving up the throne to his 6 year old younger brother to live in New Orleans with Tiana - so she makes up for it by working her ass off, doing multiple extracurriculars, and even being cool with Keziah bringing in a VK to the Drama Club as she treats it like a 'rehabilitation program' that will be good on her resume. She's also really good at baking, and tends to bring in treats for the club - which was how Keziah pretty much bribed Carlos to stick around

Hadley Hearts, daughter of the Queen of Hearts, Mal ship, Madison Davenport FC. Older sister of Red and eldest daughter of the Queen of Hearts, Hadley was brought to the Isle as punishment by her mother for not wanting to become Queen of Wonderland. Much like her sister, Hadley is rebellious and free-spirited, wanting to get a chance away from her mother to become stronger and more independent, minus her mother's smothering nature. While on the Isle, Hadley befriended Uma and Mal, actually dating Mal for a few years until they had a nasty break up that also involved Harry Hook. When Mal returns to the Isle in order to save Ben from Uma's crew, Hadley's feelings for Mal start to come bubbling back to the surface, in spite of the fact that she and Ben are 'on a break'. They get back together, with Ben instead getting with Uma between Descendants 2 and 3

Ruby Hood, daughter of Robin Hood, Evie ship, Luca Hollestelle FC. Originally from the Sherwood Forest, Ruby and her parents were forcibly moved from their fey home to Auradon when she was a child after Belle and Beast were married. In spite of feeling displaced from her original home, Ruby befriended Ben and the pair became quite close, with Ruby acting as Ben's bodyguard and confidant in the lead-up to his coronation. She's very mature and kind-hearted, with a love for animals and mischief, often throwing little, harmless pranks in order to pass the time, and frequently getting away with them due to Ben vouching for her. Unfortunately, this hits a slight snag when she meets Evie, and because her way of showing love is relentless pranking, she tries to get Chad 'out of the picture' by humiliating him, which many blame on Evie due to her being a VK. They eventually start dating, mostly due to Evie publicly calling out Chad for using her for her intelligence instead of actually being in love with her, and them getting together at the coronation

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[theemperorsnewfanblog]

I kinda wonder why we never get any mention of Kuzco's mom. Guessing she died in childbirth? It would be nice to have known what happened to her.

Kuzco seems to really miss and admire his dad even though he never was old enough to remember him. I guess it's because of gender and how he's supposed to take after his father.

Either way Kuzco definitely had issues from being raised fatherless. Bro was like "I don't have a real family😡😔" like 5 times in the show lol poor guy

[smartylina]

Oh! I heard it's mother's day! Happy mother's day to everyone, my sweet audience!

Funny how I am the only one in this village to celebrate it on May 10th and I pampered my mom a lot that day cooking for her, go shopping with her to the city and giving her so much love.

SO today I'll bake something for her! But after that, I'll have some free time to spend with a certain wild Emperor to make his "Me" day better as he says.

BUT FIRST WE'LL GO VISIT CHICHA!

Heh, I found this... this is too hilarious... I'm sorry Kuzco. HAHAHAHAH.

[annachum]

What I think several of the Disney Princesses' lifestyles may be like in a Modern AU :

. Snow White - Basically is an overworked maid at a cruel rich woman's mansion, then quits and becomes a baker at a fine patisserie....and then leads a socialite/cultural patron lifestyle after she marries Florian ( who is an air force captain in a Modern AU )

. Cinderella : Similar case with Snow White btw except she went from being An overworked maid to a socialite/art patron after she and Kit ( who is a wealthy investigative lawyer in a Modern AU ) got married

. Aurora : Was a florist at a fancy botany shop before leading a socialite/ladies newsletter runner lifestyle after she and Prince Philip ( who is a naval captain in a Modern AU )

. Ariel : Becomes a marine biologist

. Belle : Becomes a librarian in a grand Museum

. Jasmine : Basically is an heiress/model/socialite in Saudi Arabia. Her dad basically owns a huge artifacts business, and her Indian mom is a leading diplomat from India in the Riyadh International Embassy. And then Aladdin is a young upstarting musical artist in Saudi Arabia when they first met in person. Cue both of them being amongst celebrity couples in Saudi Arabia, where Jasmine eventually has her own jewelry/cosmetics line.

. Moana : Becomes a marine biologist who is also an advocate for indigenous rights

. Pocahontas : Becomes a naturalist in wildlife reserve park and an advocate for indigenous rights

. Tiana : Similarly with in Princess and the Frog and also becoming a BLM advocate

. Malina : Goes from being a secretary in Kuzco's Enterprise to becoming acting co CEO ( similarly with Pepper Potts' arc here )

. Elsa : Becomes a diplomat for Norway in UN, and also a cultural patron

. Anna : Becomes an art gallery exhibitionist and curator in Norway

. Rapunzel : Becomes an art curator and teacher in an art museum

. La Esmeralda : Becomes a famous folk dancer and an advocate for anti Romani sentiments

. Megara : Becomes a diplomatic agent in Athens

. Maid Marian : A social journalist before opting for a socialite/ladies newsletter runner lifestyle after she and Robin Hood gets married while Robin Hood becomes a govt agent ( similar case with Jacqueline Bouvier btw )

. Kida : Becomes a naval captain and an advocate for indigenous rights

. Merida : Becomes a zoologist and a HeforShe advocate

. Mulan : Becomes a diplomatic agent and a HeforShe advocate

[synergysilhouette]

Hot take: Asha should've been written similar to Charlotte La Bouff

Eventually I'm gonna be able to move on from my dissapointment that is "Wish," but then I remember it's been less than a year since the film's came out, and I don't feel that bad. Anyway, allow me to explain my viewpoint: why Asha, the charismatic hero of Rosas who overthrows the (suddenly) power-hungry king, could've leaned more into characterization similar to Charlotte La Bouff, a spoiled rich girl in New Orleans.

Their exposition and personalities--Asha is introduced to us as a teenager from the get-go, with us introduced to her family for a split second before starting her job as a tour guide to Rosas, while Charlotte's first scene is as a child in her father's mansion with her friend and her mom (as her father is her "best customer" for ordering custom dresses). First impressions are everything, and both leave VERY different impressions: Charlotte is depicted as a spoiled child while Asha is a young woman who's kind and outgoing. However, while this makes Asha SOUND better, it in reality shows how shallow her characterization is: her qualities are indistinguishable from other Disney women, particularly ones of recent films. Meanwhile, Charlotte's flaws are presented first, showing that she's used to getting what she wants as a rich white girl in the Southern United States (Asha's own culture isn't really explored; it isn't a requirement, but her grandfather at the very least is older than Magnifico, and where he comes from and her mother's North African heritage isn't featured, either). Even her brief interactions with her father offer more than Asha's with her mother and grandfather, showing how much Big Daddy has enabled her. I would've enjoyed more situations into Asha's family life and how they influence her (especially since her dad is a huge influence on her but he's mentioned, like, only a handful of times), as well as her being less cookie-cutter. Her personality doesn't help her stand out from Moana, Anna, Mirabel, or Rapunzel, at least not positively.

Ideally, Charlotte's spoiled behavior would've been a neat personality trait for Asha. Disney's tinkered around with a female lead with significant flaws, ie Raya and Judy having prejudice against certain ethnicities/races, but it's not something the characters fully embody, with their positive traits shining through until the climax when their perspective on their journey changes. Making Asha someone who's spoiled and expects her wish to be granted (perhaps because she's a tour guide and in her mind, brings a lot of positive press to an already magical country) sets her up in a unique space for a Disney protagonist, having gotten what she wanted from her family (maybe they were poor before Rosas and spoiled Asha when they arrived) and often told that if anyone deserves their wish to be granted, it's her. This is a sharp contrast from the film, where Asha's goals are altruistic and wants her grandfather's wish to be granted. Asha being self-centered would also explain why she has seven "friends" who feel very underused; she sees them as only important when they're around her, and since she likes the focus on herself, she often doesn't like to be part of a big group. Making her a Kuzco figure to where she actually doesn't realize how harmful she is also gives some likeability to her, since marketing a hero who's deliberately cruel and says "and what?!" would probably not be the best at being marketed, even if she changes. It'd also give rise to why she thinks she should be Magnifico's apprentice; her fame, greed, and self-centered personality makes her entitled to the role, to which the wizard-king rebuffs, as well as rejecting to grant her wish, either because it's vague, dangerous, or she's undeserving, setting up the conflict.

2. Their flaws--Asha isn't written with any, tbh. She tells Magnifico that she "cares too much," but aside from coming off as disingenuous whenever someone says it about themselves, there's no time in the film where her caring about someone so much ends up hurting her or anyone else (well, you can argue it does, but it's not acknowledged as being her fault or something she needs to work on). Charlotte, on the other hand, is seen as a work in progress. For most of the film, she's depicted as a young woman who means well, but is often blinded by her own life and making her ignorant to other people's problems, ie helping clean Tiana up after her restaurant plans go under, but failing to ask why she was upset. Tiana was her friend, but her happiness was a bonus for Charlotte rather than a requirement (maybe not all the time, but a lot), and it isn't until she sees that Tiana is in love that she's willing to give it up. Honestly, it's slightly surprising; while Charlotte isn't completely selfish, she doesn't go through a journey of self-reflection where she realizes she hasn't always been an emotionally present friend for Tiana, and it's actually her innocence and daydreaming of fairy tales and love that convinces her to help Tiana, showing that her positive traits (that some may have labeled additional flaws) helped her come to a fair conclusion.

Connecting to part 1, Asha being selfish gives her a significant flaw that affects her journey and how she interacts with others. Charlotte likes to socialize, and her father's finances allow her to live in ignorant bliss to what goes on around her. She can be demanding and rash, wanting what she wants WHEN she wants it, and the shallowness makes her easy to manipulate in Dr. Facilier's (and Lawrence's) plan. Making Asha a selfish dream-chaser could have her undervalue her friends; perhaps she took advantage of Dahlia's connections and used them to get access to the castle and an interview with Magnifico (assuming her being hired as a tour guide was done informally; still confused about that). Perhaps she grants an evil wish, or her dream of getting her wish summons an innocent star that helps give her her wish, not realizing the consequences of either actions. It's a "what could possibly go wrong?" situation driven by tunnel vision. Seeing how she hurt others and how it causes them to resent her--and even make Asha resent herself--changes her mind to how she sees things, even remembering her time with her family and how when her father died and her family showered her with gifts and attention, she sought out power to fill the void she developed at her father's death.

3. Their inspiration--In TPATF, Charlotte's mindset isn't just driven by her riches, but her romanticism of fairy tales. She dreams of finding a prince, becoming a princess, and living happily ever after. She equates the fantasy with her future reality, and believes that Naveen's handsomeness and exoticness is just like princes in her storybooks, which isn't surprising, since the USA hasn't been tied to a monarchy in centuries and thus conflates them with other fantasy aspects rather than practical aspects. Since Naveen is popular in the tabloids (but apparently his lack of resources is a recent development, as knowledge of it not to be widely known), Charlotte has probably seen the life he lives and wants a life like that of her own. Asha, on the other hand, has her dreams motivated by her father, who is unnamed and seen once in a brief flashback during "This Wish" and mentioned only a couple times. Meanwhile, her mother and paternal grandfather, like her, are archetypes, providing support to her until she challenges the king. However, when the king himself reveals his nature, they support her. They don't have any specific characterization outside of her grandfather's wish to make a song to inspire the next generation (which IS super vague, to Magnifico's point, and kinda cheating in an artistic sense), and Asha's mom's own wish is never stated. They feel very flat and cheap; they could've easily been replaced by Asha's friend group.

In my opinion, I feel like the perfect idea for a Disney anniversary movie is to make Asha either love or despise fairy tales, and while it may scream "I'm not like other protagonists" at first, I'd go with the latter. Asha being someone who doesn't care for fairy tales and considers them misleading (seemingly because they make achieving a fairy tale ending sound easier than it is, but in actuality she's concerned that her actions and words are more equated with a fairy tale villain) but comes to love and appreciate them encapsulates the Disney company's message of having dreams. Charlotte's love for fairy tales helps her overcome her own selfishness in order to support her friend, and Asha realizing how powerful dreams are and that wishes carry a lot of weight (and you know, actions have consequences that you can't always avoid) would be a nice celebration of Disney's legacy.

This ended up being longer than I thought, but tell me what you think! I was also gonna use Nakoma from "Pocahontas" for the discussion (essentially making it a "What a rejected Disney princess could've learned from Disney princess' best friends" essay), but she and Charlotte are so distnct that I didn't wanna go off on two different tangents when talking about how Asha could've been written--but a sarcastic girl who likes to avoid trouble but likes to have fun still works.

[rayisgayforkuzco]

🍊”hello lovely :)”🍊

(Blog Directory n interaction rules)

(Once again this is an Rp blog, also person who own this account is a Minor, so nothing weird)

Ray info-🍁

🍁”How do you do? Welcome to my super secret library— or uhm…’lab’ you could say, but y’know labs are for nerds, and I’m not a nerd— but do come in :D”

🌻”This blog— think of it like a cork board, where I keep all my things for my lovely prince Kuzco, nice and organized because I love him so…unfortunately.”

🍁”feel free to leave me any questions if you have any, about the job, about my friends, kuzco anything is fine :)”

…

“Here you can find all the folders (tags) I use to keep this place all organized :) feel free to look around lemme know if you need anything.”

🖇ray reblogs🌻 = reblogs n stuff

🖇ray postage🍊 = posts made from only this blog

🖇.me n my twink❤️ = Me and Kuzco things

🖇The fam 💐 = pacha,Chicha, kronk- all of em I them love so much 💗

I 💗 twinks = kuzco tag (💀)

🖇”me coded”🍁 = raycore type shit

(.ooc) the rules for this blog

These are the rules I hope for everyone to follow, please follow them or I’ll fuck ur mom and be ur new stepdad 🙈😋

🍁no being weird to my character or me please, my character may be of age but I am not 😭💀 so nothing inappropriate

🍁no romantic role playing with Ray with ur oc or a character that is not of age (or any weird age gap.) It makes me uncomfortable especially if you’re not even around my age so 😭 yea no sorry. Romantic jokes are okay so long as you’re not 18+

🍁no weird role playing prompts let’s keep it light please 😭

🍁idk about role playing angst this blog is mostly just for funsies and all anyways

🍁nothing transphobic towards Ray plsss they’re non-binary (and any and all pronouns) so don’t be rude about my character :(

“Okay that is it for my little hideaway, friend. Thank you for visiting! Please come again :)”

“Stop by and say hi to my big sis if ya want too”

[boombambaby]

GET TO KNOW THE MUN;

What’s your phone wallpaper: A picture of an Iguana on a beach that I took during a trip to the Galapagos Islands!

Last song you listened to: Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

Currently reading: Nothing atm.

Last movie: Frozen 2.

Last show: The Emperor's New School.

What are you wearing right now? PJ pants with snowflakes on them, my new Snow Hook Alaska hoodie and the fuzziest socks I could find.

Piercings / tattoos? My ears are pierced, and the only reason I have them pierced is because my mom had it done when I was a baby. I am terrified of needles. (what a chicken, I know.)

Glasses ? Contacts? I should have glasses and am going to have my eyes examined soon, but atm? Nah.

Last thing you ate? A bacon egg and cheese McGriddle at the airport this morning.

Favorite color(s): Red, blue and yellow.

Current obsession: Traveling, baking, The Emperor's New Groove, Buddy Holly, the Phantom of the Opera and Halloween.

Do you have a crush right now? Nope.

Favourite fictional character: Kuzco, duh. Also Dean Winchester.

Stolen from: thecaptainsxcrew Tagging: @smartylina @wintersovereign @mostpeculiarmademoiselleetmsieur @musemelodies @swanprincessodette

[crosspunzel]

Shipping Bingo:

Snow White (SW&T7D) x Emperor Kuzco (TENG)

They are so cute!

Is a new ship and I'm already intrigued, I never have a crossover for snow White or kuzco

Is a really soft couple, kuzco could act as the cool guy he is in the movie, full of confidence in himself but when snow is near he just turn into a blushing mess

But because kuzco is really important, they could have a lot of consequences in their relationship and maybe because the fear they want to keep it as a secret. And more when the evil mom of snow is there.

And not in canon, because in canon I can't see kuzco into a relationship but maybe in an au he can be.

[scmantic]

is that RISH SHAH? oh, no, that’s NICO BAJWA, a TWENTY-SIX year old MUSICIAN who uses HE/HIM pronouns. they currently live in QUILIPUÉ, and the character they identify with most is KUZCO FROM THE EMPEROR’S NEW GROOVE. hopefully they find their own little paradise here in el país de los poetas! 

BASICS

full name: nico rahul bajwa  hometown: los angeles, ca  sexuality: heterosexual  birthday: august 15  zodiac: leo sun, capricorn moon, taurus rising  height: 5’11”  languages spoken: english, some spanish marital status: single  children: none  traits: creative, confident, charming, dramatic, selfish, pretentious  career claims: lany (discography), danny l. harle (producing and composing)

HISTORY tw brief mention of car accident

born to a business mogul and his socialite wife, nico is an only child (and it's obvious) who was doted on from the moment he was born

he never wanted for anything, was spoiled beyond belief, and was definitely never told no

he was raised primarily by nannies and his mom, time with his dad was precious — he traveled a lot and nico didn't get to see him

time that WAS spent with his dad was usually on a yacht in ibiza or a high rise in dubai (very chill) where nico learned that the world truly was HIS oyster

he started playing around with music in middle school, taking lessons for piano and violin and teaching himself drums and guitar

he quickly became drawn to experimental pop and dance music (thus danny l. harle claim... producer of charli xcx and caroline polachek among others)

he started out composing and producing in high school and working with artists that his dad helped connect him to (nepo baby but IS actually good at what he does, duality)

he also started writing his own stuff and instead of going to college, started to release his own solo music

his music quickly gained popularity and he kept it up AND kept up producing

he got into some trouble last year at a big industry party and had to pay a LOT for property damage (accidentally drove his car into a pool)

so he decided it would be best to drop off the scene for awhile and has been chilling in chile for the past few months; he's still making music and being an idiot, but more In Hidden

PERSONALITY

uhhhhh a narcissist, thinks the sun rises and sets for him, god's gift to earth

he IS talented and good at music, but sometimes hard to see past the fact that he is an asshole fr

party boy, playboy... dumbass boy

very very charming, like you may not initially notice the sheer amount of cockiness because he is laying the charm on thick, but talk to him for too long and you can tell you're being schmoozed

not trustworthy, not a very good friend (unless you like things to be paid for, because that he will do)

feel sorry for any woman that has ever dated him because he may spend money on you, but he will not be putting in any emotional labor

sings a lot of sad boy breakup songs, but mostly because he has a distorted view of WHY and HOW his relationships fell apart — gaslighting himself and others!

if i had to pick a good quality? he IS funny

and he is hot

there, two good qualities

WC found here pinterest found here

[neverchecking]

Omg lmfao I read the zoni are back baby in kuzco voice from emperor's new groove

But I agree just image all the sage's babys Fe cute little zoni!!! So cute

Like the are so good siblings but man they have power from there dad and mom mix with zoni powers

Ohhhh image of raru comes back to life and falls for the reader and joins the Polly lol

I feel like FD and raru would get along same with time

Lmao that's how I said it in my head

POOR READER THIS POLY GROUP WOULD BE WHAT THIRTEEN PEOPLE? FOURTEEN WITH READER? SIXTEEN WITH THE CRINGE LINKS?